Reddit Red Flags & Pizza Day!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

Rush tickets, a Dungeons & Dragons bit, and the Cubs win!

Plus, the latest Human vs. Robot War, Bad News Bears with the wildest headlines, and National Pizza and Beer day!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Spork lady, that's what I want to be.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh, you want to be versatile?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I want all the benefits of spoon with all
the stabbiness.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Fork.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
You have been stabbed with a spork before. No, it's
a very small cut.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's like, well, I'm not trying to be lethal.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Oh, just a little prick. You are a little prick.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
My name is Maria Palmer and Mars and this.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Is the morning mash bit on Rock ninety five to five.
Laza Shenanigan's happened? Sometimes we talk about rock music and
it's sports and things of those.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Let's just plan on a lot of sports. Sports.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Fine, something happened interesting in the sports distrument, something that
I may be predicted on, Arabs, can you happen?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Because I know about my sports.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was going to say, you've already missed one of
your teams.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Just one, just one? Yeah, just one. That's really good.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It's very positive. But the others are still playing.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, but right now, I'm what seven out of eight?
That's not bad?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, I am four out of five?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Four?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Five? Okay? Fine?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, fine, yes, fine.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
So we will find out Friday, Go.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Cubs, go, CBS go got no Boddy, you say the
Cubs are gone Irwin today.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I know that one.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
You know what's funny. We were able to distract her
and she's completely forgotten.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
What about Hey, there's also football on tonight. Yeah, we
got Thursday Thursday night football.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It was like Thursday Thursday night, Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
That was easier than I thought.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh my god, we have rush tickets today too. Yeah,
to the head, get your thinking cap on your chance
to win them before you can even buy them. That
ticket will sell out instantly, and if you want to go,
you're gonna pay seven hundred dollars a ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
What I forget?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You forgot about Thursday?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Said no? I said it.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
You let us bulldoze with Cubs.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's not like we were going to pass up on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It was a national beer and Pizza Day, so it's
like an ultimate first day and the Cubs are playing
so even more pizza and.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Beer, a beard, pizza, beer and pizza, and the Cubs
are playing in first pitches at eight oh eight. Holy moly,
I'm gonna stay up all night, I say.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Michael, is that a cough?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I see it on.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
You a co.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
He's got the black London.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Grease some light pulbs tonight, scaling them.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
After my purge post yesterday, I was like, why would
you grease the boy?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I guess it's got to go in you know WHOA
he's ambitious.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Was walking down.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
The street without the corner of my approaching me. W
c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael Clear.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Beautiful temperatures in the upper forties, low fifties for first
pitch tonight eight o eight at Wrigley Field. Other than that,
just gonna beautiful day, sunshine again, sunshine, beautiful high sixty
five degrees like it's fall and it's gorgeous out here
in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I did see some leaves turning.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Ah did you ever have you? Have you heard them
blowing down the street yet the.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
See it's different for you, fine, because you're in the city.
Leaves blown down the street means I don't have to
clean it up. Jackets to enjoy fall for all of
his beauty and glory, I gotta look at it and
got a rake.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Nice lady, but you got a rake? Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Medieval insults up in here.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I heard it tomorrow. I'm gonna have some clouds. So
if you want to get out and do something, you
want to mold lawn something like that, get out and
do it today. It's gonna be nice.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
This is good.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
This is exciting because like this is perfect weather for
little big bears. But it's not for weather for say,
like if you have a hangover because you dip into
your inventory like the Brewers would do.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
But the Cubs will be fine.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I see what you do. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh, do we know where the Brewers are staying? Can
we send somebody into a set off fire alarms or
something this morning?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm assuming it's coming attempted and if it hasn't happened already.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Anybody, We don't know. If you know what hotel the
Brewers are staying at. Oh, I've done worse than radio.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I believe that. Yes, we know Bear Mason.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh strategic with his target.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's not just Thursday night football. It is as all
first and we're going to talk about it next. At
all Thursday, let us help you get one step close
to the paradise with our favorite chicken. It's Rocky the Rooster,
and he's got one thousand dollars up for grabs after
eight with your next keyword, and you can do whatever

(04:56):
you want with that thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
We know it's bills. We know for me it would
be or playoff tickets.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
That's oh no, that's exactly what I mean. I wonder
episodes are I gotta look that up.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Let's wait until we get to this game before we
spend any more money on it.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't know if if they win tonight, Wrigley is
going to be rock.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And you mean Wrigley North will be rocky?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, I mean like like after the game tonight, yeah, yeah, yeah,
boom like and I wouldn't even go to bed, I'd
just be in here drunk tomorrow morning. Actually could be
kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
So close to the anniversary too.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Sorry, that's for us, not you, dear listener, but we'll
bring you in on it a little later anyway.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
What day is it today?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday, Thursday.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
But we're not padded up bar. Well, we will be your.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Best way too, we' joint Thursday.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yea nice.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
We've gotta tell you one way, thank god?

Speaker 7 (05:53):
What you barn?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
And a drink? First things first, Saturday.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Dress, right, that's coming up and nine days.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
What oh wow, we're already here. So this is a rag.
So this is a two part day.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, so we have the casket races the first
part of the day. It kicks off at nine get
all the details at Rock ninety five to five, and
then after that at twelve thirty.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, after party.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Scratch public house, we're gonna be a drinking.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We're gonna be a muncheon. I want them to bring
their moms. I'm going to sing us.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Song, probably multiple depending on how many drinks I im
vibe beforehand.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
These are so fun. By the way, I've done lots
of we've all been in radio for years and years
on the show, but over the years you go and
do things sometimes and you're like, oh, that didn't work
out the way Every single time the three of us
have went out to a brewery or a bar or
something and had a little party like this, it is
a blast, Like, don't miss out if you're in the area,
if you're not people flying in from Australia for these, yeah,

(07:07):
excuse for me.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's always also exceeded expectations because we really don't set
this up to be anything because it kind of like
it's everything and it's nothing simultaneously because.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Whatever, Yeah, we're just rolling and have fun.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's whatever the room requires of that night. So like
the first night, we kind of tried to make it
more of a performance, but then it was like, that's
not really the vibe.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
The vibe is much more let's go hang out and
drink with.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
You, get to sit and talk with you, and for
me since we're all sharing today, this is where I
used to drink when I was in my early twenties,
over at.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Forest Park and in Old Park.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You go on the nearest drinking tour. P why you
never really have any fun?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
You have fun? Yeah, but no, Yeah we're going to
be a scratch. We're going to stay at Scratch. Oh yeah, yeah,
but no, we used to. It was a tradition for
me and my friends. We'd go and party on Black
Wednesday over in that area.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
So it's just kind of like, oh, I remember where
I puked.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
So what's black Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
The day before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I've never heard it called that? What ever? Have you?

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Did you know that?

Speaker 6 (08:17):
No?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
I haven't either.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You just let it go.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
While I was thinking, I was like, what's black? I
was thinking about it? Maybe I have something to do
with black Friday but Wednesday. But I don't know. No,
I have never heard that.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hike being like this a race thing.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, it's like if it's not, I don't know about.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
I just get quiet. Blackout Wednesday? Does that help? There?
You blackout Wednesday? Now it makes a lot more sense.
I get where you're going, just because that's a famous
day that. Yeah, bars are full, like one of the
biggest drinking days of the years. I believe it is
right before Thanks yea blackout Wednesday. Yes, I'm with you. Yeah,
and I've done it.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Do we need to do that for a night next Thursday?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Line?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh baby, I'm too old for that.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
And we're off, aren't we?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Uh huh, Yeah, that's all I'll be doing it, Sir
might be participating anyway.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Those are stories for another day, maybe a podcast.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
But yes, SAT or Drunk satur Drinks is coming up
Public House eighteen scratch Public House from noon thirty to
two thirty, with the casket race kicking off around nine
drinking We're brunching.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Now here's five or so things with Mayris.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show. I find it discomforting and I find
it comfortable, all right.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Dating apps are starting to focus on friendship and double dates.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Plot twist.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
New Apple allows singles to team up with a friend
to connect with other pairs of singles out there in
the wild, creating a low pressure situations more group hags.
See there's not so much?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Is that what they're calling it? Group hags?

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I see what they did. I don't think they realized
what they did.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
See.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
My friends keep it a little too real for me.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And so if someone's like toxic and I'm into them,
I don't want them to be there for that because
they're gonna be like no, Maria.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
This is bad for you. Don't gonna be like no
it anyway.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh, a pet monkey got loose in a South Carolina
suburb and got captured with a cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Huh doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
But as the store owner heard about the monkey loose
or the spider monkey loose, because realized there was a
leash on said monkey, and then put a cup of
coffee out in the street. Monkey came to investigate. While
the monkey was investigating said coffee, stepped on the leash,
picked up the monkey, and returned it to the owner.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Does it make sense? I don't know. Why do we know?
I want to do that coffee?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I would do that every morning.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Are we keeping monkeys?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Is pets?

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Come on, South Carolina? Why are we ask the question?
You too?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I looked it up. You can have a monkey as
a pet. I looked into this. No, you can have
a monkey as a pet here. But it has to
be handicapped, like you have to have like it has
to be that you're saving it. Oh, like you're helping
the animal because it couldn't live on its own or cycles.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Let's take a billy club to a monkey.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I got a pet.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Disney is raising prices at theme parks. No surprise here.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Like a lot? Yeah, it's so much? Is a lot
because it's really fun.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Passes are now two hundred and twenty four dollars at
disney World and disney Land.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It doesn't say what it was previously?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
What pass?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Is that Magic Kingdom? Is that all encompassing passes? That
one day? Is that three days?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
It doesn't get into specifics, but it does also note
that the price of the annual pass parking and a
lightning word.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Oh, that's the problem have gone. I'm not going if
I don't get the lightning line. I'm not standing in
those lines.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
But the there is a one hundred and four dollars option.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
For low days, so like, way, gotcha? All right?

Speaker 5 (12:12):
That sounds smart though, smart way to do it.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Fans of the Ocean series will be happy.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
George Clooney has confirmed that Ocean's fourteen is in the works.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I haven't seen a single one.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
The first one's great. I've heard that it's great.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I love the Oceans movies.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Yeah, I think I saw the Ocean's twelve and I
was like, all right enough, but I really like the
first one.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, I'm a big fan, including Ocean seven.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And they got it all together. They're getting the script.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
It's going to be a minute because there's a lot
of schedules they're trying to work out so that the
main characters as in Brad Pitt, Don Cheeto, Matt Damon,
and Julia Robbers can make their return to the Ocean series.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Are they all in the other movies? The whole staff
stayed and did all the other movies too. Oh, I
gotta watch Seas. Then I figured they all like, you know,
you get to Ocean fourteen and it's like nine people.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, that's what's gonna be interesting because that's a lot
of schedules to work out. And Bernie Mack was a
part of this and we had passed away, so it'd
be interesting to see how they feel in that role.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
And all.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Finally, the fifth thing here, we got Tea Box tickets.
It's the twenty ninth and your twelve bars of Christmas
Crawl in Wrigleyville. Along with your tickets, you're gonna get
free breakfast buffets, coupons for you to enjoy on the crawl,
great drink specials all throughout. And let it be known,
Tea Box has raised three hundred and thirty thousand dollars

(13:35):
for local charities since nineteen ninety six. So get in
on the fun with Tea Box and be there. Eight
four four nine five five ninety five fifty that number
again for you to be collar ten Michael, eight.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Four four nine five five Jingle my bells.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You better rush to play fun to the head today
because we've got your chance.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right right right, we got your chance
to win tickets to see Rush on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Five ooh the United Center showcases new food for the
hockey season.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Tell me about Michael.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Are you a rouse?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
I am? I saw the photos. Yeah, I love that.
It seems like stadiums are getting more into this. For
different seasons, for different particular sports, they have different meals
and stuff. Like I saw Wriggly right now has a
foot long corn dog that is rolled in hold on
ice screenshoted the damn thing yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I myself have been looking for a foot long corn dog,
but the dating apps are here.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
We go.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
It's a crunchy, crunchy, sorry Korean corn dog with sweet
hot mustard bacon. Aolian chives like, if you're a Wriggly tonight,
you could get that, which is delucious. But the United
Center has new food too, one of them called the
Centennial six stack burger six layers celebrating six black Hawks
Stanley Cup championships, A juicy triple cheeseburger, pepper jack, American cheese, lettuce, tomato,

(15:02):
and onion.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
My heart stopped listening to this.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Isn't that a lot to eat in the stands?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Though?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Well, for me, I wouldn't do it because it would
ruin all the beer I'm drinking. And beers really expensive,
So I'm going light on the food.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Depending on where you're at in the United Center, there's
some nice little high boy tables for you to eat
at or sit and just kind of chill for a second.
I'm not taking that back to my seat now. I
will be on a camera with just ripping.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Points in the game where you feel like, yeah, now
it's a good time for me to go sit out
a high top and eat intermission.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Before the game.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Well yeah, in between periods, gotcha those twenty ninth breaks?
All right, here's another one. Centennial loaded waffle fries. I mean,
that's the only way to do it. I mean, like,
who's when you're hunger, You're hunger stacked with nearly as

(15:52):
many layers of flavor as the black hawks hundred year history.
Perfectly seasoned waffle fries topped with jalapenno, cheese, salce, crispy bacon,
fried tomato or fresh tomato, sour cream, and scallions. I
like scallion about the Wedge steak The Wedge Steakhouse sandwich
inspired by the city's legendary steakhouses and meat pack boy

(16:14):
and meat packing heritage. Yeah, char grilled ribi topped a
smoked bacon, chopped iceberg, lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, dressing in chive.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So we're smoking and packing the meat.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
This one's my favorite. Crispy mozzarella pucks. Pass them in salt.
Some these revamped mozzarella sticks in puck form can't be beat.
Gooey parmesan or bread and marbon observing how much you
get my own Arrow's house. I don't know what you said,
but I hope there's big as pucks.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I just want all the scallions on every they call me,
in fact, the scallion stallion.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I like scallions too, This scallion stallion.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I like to you know, what's weird?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I like to have literally just a full sprig of
green onion and then whatever I'm eating with it.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm just taking bite of onion.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I really like them very lot.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I know that these were geared towards the Blackhawks. Specifically,
they could be available for Bulls games concerts.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah, I don't know about that. Okay, it's on the
NHL website, so it might be just I'll look it up,
but it might be just hockey games, and then the
Bulls might have their own spec I guess what we're.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Doing, guys having dinner with the Blackhawks?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, the black Hawks or the Bulls. Open your mouth.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Oh ma'am boy, let's get ready for MMP D and D.
We are looking for you to join us on our
adventure for the.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Most Clorous Hot Dog out of Chicago.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. Your chance to play
as either or the character within the game with us,
and you get qualified for a Vegas flyaway to go
see sticks eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Play a little Dungeons and Dragons with us.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh, I've never heard this before. Oh that's a new artist.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It is okay, I can't pronounce that name.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I believe it's a bone you'll vi. Oh French small
independent artist.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Gina?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You are? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Huh well, good morning Gina, and welcome to MMP DN D.
You will be joining us on our adventure today as
either or in a quick recap Marie if you will.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Yes, yes, yes, of course.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
So yesterday, Massonovich and Marius helped break the GM from
the Gluten Free Birds entrancing speech where they convinced him
that no, no, no, gluten free bonds are elitist, and
the GM wants a hot dog stand of the people.
You either or of Gina, You were busy distracting the

(18:48):
gluten free Birds so that Maisonovich and Marius could pull
off this feet So we cannot wait to check in
with you. Shall we?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Let's do it, yes, we shall We are at the doghouse.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Marius and Maisonovitch are over with the GM. They've broken
him free of the spell. Now you, dear Gina, you
have been talking to the gluten free birds and you've
had them perfectly distracted.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Would you like to fight them or would you like
to kindly show them the door and kick them out
of the establishment?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I the out.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Sorry, you're right, You're so right.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
We need someone to roll please for either. Roar of
Gina and see how effective she is at kicking them out.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Okay, we got a five.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Gina.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
You have attempted to kick out the gluten free birds.
You've told them, hey man, we've actually got this on lock,
so you can just like get right out if you want.
And you point to the exit sign and they look
at you, and then they look at each other and
they go.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
And then they look back at you and over at
the GM. They just start walking back over towards the GM.
They're going to try to convince him again.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Oh no, oh no, this is where Marius and Maisonovich
have to come in keep the gluten free birds away
from the GM.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
How do we want to do this?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Boys?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
It's hot in season, it's in season.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
I would like to throw out some non gluten free
bread on the floor, the gluten free boys and make
them sick.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I like this, Grab a D twenty please.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Okay, we got it, and here we go.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yep yepp four. Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Marius, in an attempt to find some non gluten free
bread to throw on the floor, grabs one of those
parmesan rolls tosses it on the ground.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
The gluten free birds do, in fact go over to Peckett.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
However, they are lactose intolerant, so they're not going to
have that parmesan in their bellies whatsoever. They smell that
cheese immediately and they set their sides right back on
that GM.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Masonovich, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
You gotta do something, buddy, It's time to blow off
some bird balls. We go, Okay, I'm going in I'm
going violent.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Okay, so you're gonna fight them with your weapon, which
is remind us.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
That's a it looks like an NERF gun, but that's
the right.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, you're gonna stink them out.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Okay, here we go, go on. It's moderately affected. Okay,
I just put them in a trance. Masonof I confuse them.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Masonovitch toots. Unfortunately, the touting is not incredibly accurate, as
it's just a fart cloud, and so it spreads throughout
the restaurant instead of just targeting the gluten free bird.
Oh no, the GM puts a rag over his face
and it's like.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Oh ok clear out the rest of ll.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Thank you everyone for your patronage today.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
We are going to retreat underneath this trapdoor to the basement.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's the trap door to the basement.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Everybody's falling through separately.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
It's please pile on and and that is where we
will begin tomorrow either roard of Gina, thank you so
much for your participation today, and Gina for.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
All of your torture today. You're qualified to go to Vega.
Your opportunity to see sticks is on deck. But we
will be back tomorrow with more mmp DMDA bit only there.
It's time, oh said show you all are looking forward.

(22:51):
I'd love talking about great shows in twenty twenty six.
Yeah almost what I'm not doing a math this far away.
July sixth, eighteenth and eighteenth, Rush will be at the
United Center, and we want you to be there. Not
just because they've got great options on food that we
just found out about that I hope are still there
for this amazing concert, but we want you to see Rush.

(23:13):
Be caller ten eight four four nine five five ninety
five fifty and your opportunity is on its way. You're
gonna answer some trivia questions, take one of us hostage
to provide you to save if you don't know the
answer to the question, and we get shot with nerve dards.
Do want to let you know tomorrow the tickets go
on sale at noon for Rush at tikeymaster dot com.

(23:35):
But you can win right now. Be caller ten eight
four four nine five ninety five fifty. Mike, Oh what
is that number?

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Eight for four ninety five five jingle bell rock jingle
we're talking about t box. I'm excited for Christmas. I
just saw a video of It's snowing in Chicago on Instagram.
I'm so excited Halloween.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
You hear that? Are we speaking with?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
We are?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, Bob, We're doing great. How are you doing today?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I'm doing fabulous on my way to work.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
All right, where do you work, Bob?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Amazon?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Oh, I got some packages on I gonna say prime
day keeping your busy?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Absolutely fine.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
It's been a it's been a warehouse full of fast
I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
And we want to settle your day down a little bit,
hopefully get you on.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Board to win these Rushed It gets when they come
to town on July sixteenth at the United Center. But
you're going to play fun to the head. First, answer
some questions the trivia style. Take one of us hostage
so that you can provide us and we can provide
a save, and then we get shot.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
With nerve darts. Maria, why are you smiling at me
right now?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
We want to deliver you these tickets for Rush, and Bob,
since he works at Amazon, knows something about rush delivery.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Bob, please pick a hostage.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Let's go, Maria.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, and that's fair.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
After this?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, Michael.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I mean I get to do the question it does. Indeed,
can you read number one? Sometimes, which highly caffeinated energy
drink claims to give you wings.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh yeah, I just saw a Red Bull video where
a guy skied down the side of Mount Everest with
no oxygen tank and he has to like stop every
like ten feet and he's just going.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
And goes again.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's like, damn, sounds like a terrible idea.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
It wasn't flying no wings.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Didn't get wings to get supplemental oxygen.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
All right, well, okay, Question number two? Which golf band
released classic tracks like Friday, I'm in Love and just
like Heaven. I believe that ceromones no the cure, the.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Cure, and so yeah, you do get a safe.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
He was confident about his choice, and I'm just reminding
him that he gets a safe.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Bob thinks he knows, so we can shoot you.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I'm talking to Bob Cool. Thanks. Sorry, Bob, I'm so
sorry about.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Him sticking it. Hey, I said, I said sticking it
right in the vein of the Cubs win last night. Wrigleyville, Uptown, Lakeview,
and Lincoln Park are all neighborhoods on what side of
Chicago here?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
We got very good, very good Bob, you are one
question away from these Rush tickets?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Can he lock it in?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Lock it in?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
What is the what is the best selling video game
of all time?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I'm gonna go this one.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I would say that would be Line Cross we have off.
You're so welcome, Bob.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Bob, you're going to go see Ross.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Comes to a whole launch delivery.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
You know, absolutely work. We're gonna have a black taking
my wife.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Oh, very nice, very nice. Shout your wife out really quick?
What's her name? Shout out to Wendy?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Stop, Bob and Wendy. That's so homegrown. I like it
a lot. That's so sweet and Rob.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Wendy have red hair and pigtails.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
She does cook lunch for only four dollars, four different items.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
For a dollar menu. I'm sorry about my cohorts here, Bob.
I'm trying to get you these tickets and they won't
let me finish here. You're going to see Rush. You're
going with Wendy to see Rush.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
You'll be there Thursday, July sixteenth at the United Center
for everybody else, have your pennies together. Tickets go on
sale Friday till tomorrow at noon at ticketmaster dot com
All thanks to our friends over at Live Nation on

(28:33):
Rock ninety five to five. Not gonna make it through
the perche myth at all, nop, not even close.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Nop.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Maria.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, we got coming up, but we are going to
make it through hopefully.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Is the Inevitable Cube advice is rabbots Wam news from
the front of the Inevitable Robot Wall.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
This one's actually ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
And AI called truth Terminal has made millions in crypto currency,
created a pseudo religion, and now wants legal rights in
the UK.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I'm okay with this, you know what? Yeah, just let
it roll. Let him take over? Yeah, let them take over?
Because who made this AI?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
His last name is a Rey.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Okay, Yeah, we always think things are gonna get worse.
What if they get better? Yep, that was a sympathetic
I was joking.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Fortunately, the laws of physics say that that is not
going to be the case. He's only get messier. I'm
with you, robots, no, we know, are you a claim early?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Of course kidding? I know how this is gonna hppen.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
It's weird because okay, so the guy that made it,
he literally wants to have an autonomous AI and he
just wants to like see what's gonna happen, and it
does well.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's got like two hundred thousand followers on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I'm not gonna call it X and again is making
all this cryptocurrency and again has its own religion. But
he also is like, yeah, sometimes I have to guide
it away from like posting a ride inside tweets. Oh yeah,
I don't do that by like putting boundaries up. I
just give him more possibilities of answers. And it's like, okay,

(30:09):
so it's you, then it's not the AI.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, he's training a really smart baby to farm money
for him and trick people into his religions.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
He called it a very poorly behaved dog. But yeah,
I can't full autonomy and legal rights.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That sounds awesome.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
People making only fans models already, and they're not real
people and they just respond because they're not real people,
so they can respond to every person that responds to them,
and they're making you know, thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
The men are not lonely enough. The loneliness epidemic needs
to be worse.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Such a tale in all of the AI videos I see,
because like, oh, if you squint a little.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh, I'll just take my glasses.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, and it's exactly the same thing. Well, we'll all
get touched at least just as much, not at all.
And this is truly how they get you. They convince
you that AI.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Robot human human robot tomato tomato.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
We give the robots the human rights. We give the
humans that nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
We don't really give them robot rights. I don't know
what's up with that.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
And that's how they take over and eventually win the
inevitable human resus robot Wall.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot Wall. Rock einety five to five Chicago's rock station Boy,
Go Cubs, Go Baby. Game time tonight, first pitch, eight
oh eight. We're more than excited in here and it
is time to win three in a row and make
it happen. Good morning, marshmen is on.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
You're over.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Enthusiasm does not compensate for the fact that you're exactly
to Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Second plate, He pointing at me.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh, time to talk, but got into our John's real quick.
Oh we need a drink play jingle.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
It's wrong ninety five by Thursday, boy oh boy, But
we're not patted up our satur drink coming the best
way to what.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Joint Thursday correction? Please sting on time for that one
to tell you one way than Betty God, what you
barnered I drink?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
First order of business Saturdur drink is October eighteenth, that's
nine days away.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
And yes it is a Saturday drink.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
That's this version of Thursday Live after the Casket Race
out in Forest Park.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yes, I was gonna say Oak Forest Park.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Don't mix all three of those suburbs together, just two
next to each other, and one is very far south
Oak Forest.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
There's Oak Park, There's Forest Park, Oak Law, Oh my god,
a lot of oak.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Anyway, there's a lot of Oak. Scratch Public House. We're
gonna be there at twelve thirty to two thirty. Come
hang and drink with us. Second order of business it
is National Beer and Pizza Day today. What is your
favorite place in Chicagoland to get beer and pizza?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh, beer and pizza?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
I typically just pick up my own beer and grab
a pizza. Where I'm getting pizza, There's a spot in
Elmhurst called Mama Maria's and they have a spicy Mama
and it is this red plum spicy sauce with a
spicy sauceage and then you put some pepperoni on it
for extra heart attack?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Is chef's amazing.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I've been loving this place called Robert's right next to
where I live now. Yeah, it's very very good. It's
like right, uh, you know the slip they call it
where you can pull your boat into a little like
a little area that's off of the river kind of,
it's right there on the water. Yeah, that's very good.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
What are you drinking Marash MODELO or Kona?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
What are you drinking?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Mainly son of juice?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Okay, that's that ip a right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Hazy beer.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Don't let yourself out.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I like peace in Park.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh yeah, you've been talking about it like that.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
For both beer and pizza. Yeah, they're a brewery. They
are also a pizza place. I just think that they're
so good.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Do they spell it? How do they spell it?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Like a piece of pizza?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yeah, I don't know if it was like some hippie
pizza place, come in for the piece they have piece? No,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Fun eight four fifty text us what your favorite beer
slash pizza place is in Chicago Land also hit.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Us on the walkie talkbacks on the off let us
know where should we grab that slice in that pint
pizza pin.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Have you guys s heard of Dominoes delicious local spot.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I'm not going to deny it's not good. It is good,
but there's other great options around Chicago.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Papa John's.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Comment, she's sitting at the tapot.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Annie is okay.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Just in case you're wondering, she just was busy texting
at the moment, so she's fine.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
She's lying on the ground. There's a bloodstain on the carpet.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
And he is broken.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's not hers fine, and we've asked her if she's
okay upwards of twenty times and she hasn't responded.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
She's fine, she's sleep.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
So I'm gonna dear corporate shills if I could get
some better security because these two are not going to
keep them safe.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
My god, it's the money much bit, Maria, Yeah, what
are you doing next?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm not doing anything that the news has n't already. Boy,
I don't do any waiting for this bit.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
It's the easiest little bit of radio that I do
because I just take today's news headlines.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
But the corporate shills were like, don't bring down the
room with all the murder stories. Just put a positive
spot on them. And so that's what I'm doing. This
is bad news, bears.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Medical helicopter crashes on Highway three in critical condition.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
I mean, at least they're not dead.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
They're not dead, and it was medical. And here's a
nice little too for a back to back, if you will.
Man trying to film women in bathroom arrested. Good former
coach accused of recording in bathrooms. Either there's a trend
or it's the same person.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I think there's a trend that's being so creepy.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
My god, wow.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Bathroom talk.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
And finally, teams shot outside school had biggest heart.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
No big cart, big target.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
All of this.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I wasn't gonna say it is just bad news, bears.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
We have to make you feel better after that.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, I put a positive spin. They feel good.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
They do feel good. I'm gonna I'm gonna just quantity
multiply it. Rocky the Rooster is on the way. He's
got your next chift, So win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
The class shot it.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I had to step myself out whatever fog that I
was in because I felt it just embracing me. But yeah,
listen for your next keyword to win one thousand dollars
with Rocky the Rooster, He's got you.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
If if I come around, Wow, that's look, that is
some male privilege to say when I come.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Around, I'm gonna be perfect all the time.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
If I come it all.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Heard her.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
It's the morning on Rock ninety five five boys, what
are we doing sport?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Speaking of coming come showed up last night. Holy yeah,
team we haven't seen in two games round those bases
rolled into Rigley Field and in a do or die game,
they did not die. They did not die. Pca delivered
a crucial two run single during the four run first

(38:19):
inning to give the Cups Cubs early momentum. Michael Bush
had the lead off home run, his second of the series,
which is awesome to see. I hope tonight he hits
another lead off home run. That'd be awesome. And the
Brewers just dropped the game. And they were having a
hard time with their pitching. It was not working. A
lot of walks going on last night. Yeah, I take
advantage of those mistakes.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I actually kept up with the game a bit last night. Oh,
in my own fa.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
To a joke.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
No, but you know, it's not like I was wardering
my carve.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
What happened was my room Pate goes, hey, Cups are winning,
and I went, what the Cops are winning?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
And she was like yeah. I was like, that's a
big deal.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Bruis are good team.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
And so then I go gogled the score, and then
throughout the evening I kept googling the score.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Did you say the Bruise are a good team Brewers? Okay?
I wasn't sure if that was like a cool way
to say Brewers the Bruise.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
That's what I meant, Bruise, the Bruise, name my boys
and Bruise.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I don't say that, Okay, the Losers, yeah, versus the
Cubs Tonight Game four, Do or Die Wrigley Field, you know,
I wish we'd have to get up so damn early
because tonight. If the Cubs win tonight, I know that
I don't to see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Well, I don't say, but you know what.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
I've been flirting with buying a ticket to the game
tonight all day.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I've been flirting with you, coughing next next to me
so that you don't have to go to work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Just been flirting with you.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Got the cheapest ticket right now, standing room only, one
hundred and sixty bucks for one ticket. Yeah, I'm looking
at lower level five hundred dollars tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I feel like given that our favorite corporate hill is
a big Cubs fand it might.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Be too hard to day plural if hills, if they
gave us to day.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Several well, the ones that have the power to give
us the.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Tar off, shout out our favorite shows, Oh.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Dearest favorite corporate hilt James. Have we mentioned how smart
and funny you are? Handsome? By the way, Friday not
looking good for us.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, we're all feeling a way.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
The black lunge.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Also, if you don't mind throwing us some tickets, that
would be cool, and also.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
A raise like I don't want to ask, we're too
too much if.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
We're focused, focus focus focused, Just please thanks best I
can do as a pizza party, We're not getting a
fevit party.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh that's rude. Two six two in the text goes
let's go brewis Paralta is pitching?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Great Jake Peralta from Brooklyn nine to nine is pitching
for the Brewers.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Okay, we gotta get out of and the black Hawks
take on the Bruins tonight, another great hockey game to
get and watch, but unfortunately for them, we will all
be watching the Cubs game.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Also, congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays who have advanced
to the next round. Tigers have pushed the series back
to Seattle for a Game five, and the Phillies pushed
for Game four tonight, which will be right before the
Cubs game.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Oh gosh, I hope it's not contagious here to go
from my mouth a little bit, ye, and my game
is gonna come on over and baby bird, this ring
open up.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I we got a day off.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Nothing starting.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
A sunny nice day to start winning again for the
Cubs tonight, Go Cubs Go. We're celebrating all day here
at Rock ninety five to five the morning.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Marsh Pit is on Chicago.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Do you say Cubs are gonna win today?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Damn straight, very good.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Okay, So do you guys have this issue where you
know something's a red flag? You for it, but yeah
you kind of yeah, yeah, you're like you know, red's
a great color for me.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Like, no, I don't really believe in this.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I like I like women who are can be sexual.
I like women who carry themselves in a way. That's
my red flag.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
You just are flag.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
That's true, tue to be fair.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Okay, So surprise present when on Reddit compiled a list
of red flags that people just get caught up on,
and I agree with an.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Alarming amount of Really why I got to work? All right?
This one says my fantasy brain.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Wants someone completely obsessed with me, like, they'll burn the
world for me, they only have eyes for me, they'll
lock me up to keep me safe. Realistically, absolutely not.
I don't want the legit horror that can come from that,
which is so true.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
You don't want me to make the world burn for you, no, like.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I do in theory.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Okay, but then when you actually are dating those people,
you realize that they're wildly insecure and that's where it's
stemming from, and you're not actually like love for you.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
It's like their own issue.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
You don't want the legit what horror horror?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Okay, horror, that horror horror, it's a horror someone else says,
I have a.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Thing for religious nuts.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
I don't that one. I can't relate to only in
church religious are I don't really next please religious person,
so to speak, seems safe to me, right, all right,
they're trying to live their life a certain way.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, it depends. I'm not going for a Bible verses
in your instabio though.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
This says insultingly honest. I have attachment issues.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
So if you're so on that you're willing to hurt
me to tell the truth, I know you won't hold
anything back, and that helps me trust you more.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I think that's a good I think that's a green flag.
It can.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
I like honesty, Like tell me how stupid I am.
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I do like honesty.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
But also I think it's a skill to be able
to deliver the truth with compassion.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, and so I find that more attractive.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
You should work on that. No taking bullets every day
over it?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh yeah, see, I'm not trying to be attractive to you.
Well no, but you well you could deliver all right. No,
that's not what I'm going for. I like it and
a partner.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Fine, here's one Mikey that I know you love. Oh, boy,
extreme sarcasm. If you can insult me creatively, I'm hooked.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I'm hanging out with somebody right now who just it
just tears me apart daily.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I love it and also the same I love a
good creative insult. Maris, What are your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I love arguing too much.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
To Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You have to know where the line is, though, Like
you can't actually get mean and a actually hurt feelings.
But like if it's basically a game of wit, yeah,
hell yeah, arrogance, I know it's a red flag, but
it's irresistible. There's something thrilling about someone who's dangerously sure
of themselves.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Nah, I can pass on that.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
You have confidence.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Different so I like a little cockiness, but you have
to be able to back it up, because if you're
arrogant and stupid that part, then I'm over it.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
What if you're like, hey, I know that I'm right
because I have a track record of being right.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Then I'm into that. Jealousy. People are into jealousy.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
It sort of implies I think so highly of you,
they assume everyone else does too.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
That's what you want it to mean.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Have you ever been with a jealous person.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah again, they're just insecure.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Run for the hills, right.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
It actually doesn't have anything to do with you. It
has to do with them.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
They're very attracted to people with no impulse control. Trauma
dumping on the first date can be quite fun. I
actually agree with that.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Oh, Unfortunately, I'm so into this one. A little manipulative.
It shows your intelligent, but it's used in a toxic way.
I gotta get away from that though. That's my downfall.
I like the mind games manipulate me. I'm impressed. Wow,
I shouldn't be.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Well what.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well depends on how you're doing it.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
That means two things.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, adrenaline junkies. Oh, I find it's super hot when
men know how to fight.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, you've mentioned that about hockey boxing on ice.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Okay, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
And someone says, unfortunately, I find men smoking cigarettes so hot.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
I miss smoking cigarettes. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I don't miss the smell.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Well, that's the thing. I hate the smell.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Exactly if like you, it didn't yellow your teeth and
kill all the cells inside.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
The cancer or the cancer and a little bit of cants.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
I can't shoving things in my mouth like I'll chew
on a pet you do, I'll shoot stop it on
the way.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Next on Rock ninety five five with the Morning Mashpit,
we have this beautiful thing that we call khmer freak music,
and we're doing it for nine to five minutes.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
It's the Purge Murray.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I know that's a ghost motor boat, the gotor boat. Hey,
you want to know what the ghosts called breasts?

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Boobies boom, Well, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It's more much for the rocket Fife. I've movies and.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
There's some kind of transition in this story.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yes, uh, Dolly Parton, Yeah, I'm not yeah, speaking of boobies.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
The beautiful woman, a woman who should be encased in
diamonds and bulletproof glass. Dollie Parton is alive and well yeah,
her sister came out put a post on social media
saying that she was praying for her sister, and everybody,
including myself, was like, well going home with Dolly uh,
And it caused so much of a stir that Dolly
has come out and made a statement.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Well, the day's October the eighth, and obviously I'm here
doing some commercial for the Grand Ola Oppry, which is
why I'm grish kind of like a country western girl.
But before I got started, I wanted to say, I
know lately everybody thinks that I am sicker than I am.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Do I look sick to you? I'm working hard here anyway.
I wanted to put everybody's mind at ease.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Those Zobie that seem to be real concern, which I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Thanks Darling.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
We needed that up, Yeah, we actually did.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I don't know so on X her she's got two
sisters clear or I don't know how many she has,
but we've heard from two. The one that was like,
please pray for my sister Dolly, and then the other
one posted on X like, hey, so we've been getting a.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Lot of messages. And my sister is just really a
woman of faith, and.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
She likes to pray for anyone that's going through any
version of a hard time. And sometimes it makes it
sound like it's way worse than it is. And don't
we all have family members that make things sound like
it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Well when it's sometimes a few extra words are really helpful.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah, turns out just a few.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I have an aunt who, one time, after my grandfather died,
wanted to spread a conspiracy theory that it was our
step grandma who like did it and caused.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
It, and we were like, what are you talking about?
It was fun wild, That was fun. Yeah, funeral fodder.
How about you guys, You guys got anybody that's started
some crazy stuff for family?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
M might have to think for a second.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
I do.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
His name is Michael.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Real. You are the chicken little of the tall men.
It's true, all things are actually fine.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
But if you have a story you want to share
about an over exaggerative family member of yours eight four
four nine ninety five fifty also hit us on that
walk a Talk Bird Buddy on the iHeart Radio app.
There is a microphone and a red button. Hit it,
record the message. We'll listen, maybe play it back for you.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
At rock News is next, the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame has announced their presenter and performer lineup. We
now know who's going to be singing with Soundgarden, and
that is Taylor Momson.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Hell yeah, good choice.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Other artists on the bill there are Beck, Brandy, Carlyle, Flea,
Iggy Pop, kill A, Mike, Yes, Missy Elliott, Yes, Quest
Love Okay, Taylor Momson, Teddy Swims and twenty one Pilots
also making a performance Elliott Dude Brown Carlisle is so
underrated it's insane.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Great.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
I saw it Red Rocks in the Snow. It was
pretty incredible.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yes, so good.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
All the rock news and the concert calendar up now
alive and kicking at Rock nine five to five.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Jack, Come, it's time to york.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Out stuff on social media.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yes, who who is mares?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
M A R R S.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
That's gonna be a video in the near future. Gues
apparently the most difficult name to spell that is out there.
But yes, I was recapping the unopen and unplayed games
I have in physical form on social media. But let
me take you to New York Comic Con. That has
kicked off with a very big statement from Jim Lee,

(51:39):
one of the leaders over at d C, the comic series.
He's talking about AI. That's the point, the smudge, the
rough line, the hesitation. That's what makes my work come alive.
AI doesn't dream, feel or make art. Its aggregates it.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
That's what what I do.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
If I make art, I'm aggregating it from other things
that I've seen them, you know ideas.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
So to that, I'm very happy he said it. Yeah,
big round of applause in the hall that he was
speaking in and every the leader Yes good is right
at the top. So I say this to say, when
you see the new comic books come out, when you
see the new art from those designers and the writing
come out, go and support them. To continue to show

(52:31):
your support. We ais a quick fix for some things
that we need, and we've used it here. But as
far as these great and beautiful creative minds that we
have behind all these great Superman, spider Man, Batman, all
of those properties, across all of these different different processes,

(52:51):
get out and support especially those that are really drawn.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Yeah, those incredible characters were not made by AI, not
even close. So the only way we're gonna have non
AI characters and interesting things like that is if we
actively go support those people.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
There's digital comic books that you can get in on,
there's digital comic book subscriptions you can get in on.
You can go to comic bookstore, support small businesses and
go and buy comic books that are releasing weekly.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Myopic, I think, is the one here in wicker Park.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
There's one downtown. I mean, I've got so many that
I follow.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
I'll probably just start popping up and you know, yeah,
buying some books on a regular basis because I know
how to read.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I like the pretty pictures, but to me, I will.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
But no, I'm happy that he came out and said it.
I'm happy that everybody got behind him in that moment.
But it's one thing to cheer, it's another to actually
speak up with your pocketbooks.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
And that concludes going to the movies too.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, so yeah, they better not ever give us AI new.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Oh my god, half of these movies are probably made
with AI already. Well, there may be like CGI that's
like a.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I know the amount of hours that go into they
goes proper CGIs And yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
I can make a whole movie right now in like
thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, and it'll be like the rice wafer of movies.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Somebody.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
I'll like it, perfectly circular, technically, nutritionally fine, but there's
nothing to it, no seasoning.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Rocky's up next with your next keyword on Rock ninety
five to five, Right, hey, Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
I know you gave us the tour we gave you
gave us Emily, and I'm sitting.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Over here itching a little bit, like what's next?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
And you know, I'll be patient another people, I'll be patient.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
The next album's gonna be so good.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, I just you know what I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
I'm gonna go back and listen to some old Laker
Park on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Michael, you got some text works.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Absolutely, you're right. Let's get after it eight for four fifty.
You can always text us right here in the studio.
Let's start over at the old little two one nine morning.
Ell Devin here, you mean to tell me it's thirst Day? Sure,
National Beer and Pizza Day and I'm on my way

(55:21):
home for an extended weekend. Whoa, that's in his text there.
I'm getting so lit tonight on Pepperoni pizza and Miller Light.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Hell yeah, take pics in them.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah, definitely. By the way, always put post everything and
tag us in it. We'll share it to our account.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah, show us stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Yeah, we'd like to. We want to see you.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
From the six to three, Oh, let's go Chubbies. Oh
f I mean Cubbies, yeah, autocorrect. From the seven to
seven three, Maria, you should try dices on Chicago Avenue. Yeah, great,
thin crust, but peace is also amazing. It's our go
to every Halloween after trick or treating.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Jeez, that another place sounds a little dicey.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
We were talking about like, if you want to text
us a four four, nine, five, ninety five fifty, what
is your favorite pizza place?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Pizza and beer, Pizza and beer, National Beer and Pizza Day.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
From the nine oh five he Marris, the Jays and
the Tigers will be playing in the ALCS.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I like that prediction.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
How do you feel about that matchup?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
It is what it is.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
I think the Tigers have better pitching, they have better bats,
but we'll get there.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Plus the Tigers versus Blue Jays, I mean could just
chomp Yeah, no kidding like natural Prey.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
From the seven oh eight Favorite Pizza and Beer Falcos
in bur Ridge, Malermos in Oaklawn, Palermo's Spell it wrong,
Vince's in Chicago. Uh And by the way, Rush tickets
go on sale next Friday the seventeenth, not tomorrow to
the general public sale Monday the thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
So then we're even cooler than we thought, and we
have them way earlier than you can buy them.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Versus double checking that we're talking about dogs.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Well call me Ron Burgundy because our notes save Friday.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Okay, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
We're gonna get it right. We're gonna get it right.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Continue, Michael Ron will read whatever you put in front
of it. I love lamp. We were talking about, Yeah,
we're talking about in Dungeons and Dragons. We're trying to
get out of the you know, the doghouse over there
in old Town. And someone sent us in a dog
recommendation for best Chicago dog. They say, fat Johnny. Is
it seventy second Western?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Just a righteous dog, a righteous doll.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Okay, tickets do go on sale the seventeenth at noon.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
It looks like they might two shows, but I don't
have to talk to my guy before I confirm that
and say it out loud again.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Isn't there two shows?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Four?

Speaker 5 (57:59):
They added two more?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:02):
What is this breaking news? I haven't heard that either.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I won't say it's breaking news, but we don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
No, no, no, no no. Allegedly alleged, a website by
the United Center dot com is showing two more shows
for Rush on the twentieth and twenty second.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
And get that money. Boys, All right, let's see here.
You want to text us anytime? Eight four four ninety
five fifty. That's eight four four five rough roff, nail
me out.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Killer in me is the killer in you that makes
us esquimo victims like that one.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Thank you, You're free. Doo's joke of the day.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Would never sponsor standards.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
That's your dude wipes.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
That's accurate. The pumpkins spice, there's it, blumpkin spice.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
What's it?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
No, I like myself like more fun.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
That's not what you mean it to be. Oll God.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Also, did we clarify on the Rush stuff?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yes, we have the official tday.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
I looked up on Instagram and late yesterday Rush reposted
their tour dates with added dates, So like La got
two more shows. Chicago now has officially for Rush shows.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
That's crazy, yes, but awesome simultaneous.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
So as we all did freak out because it was like,
whoa where were we sleeping? Uh?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
The tickets do go on sale next Friday at noon, And.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
If you do want to get in on some early
access you have until eleven tonight head on over to
the United Center dot com. They have a little link
you can sign up.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Through nice so well, so what you sign up for
the link is like the pre sale for the John
Mulaney comedy show at Riglink next year. Like, you sign
up and then they'll email.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
You and give you you the coach and all that
other stuff. I get it. I mean, well, four shows
at the United Center. I'd like to say, your odds
are nice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Yeah, but plus ticket prices will be low. That's why
I saw with the system of a down and even
sevenfold with the two shows. That keeps the prices low,
which is nice.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
You want you want a better bet? Well, I mean
we got tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
You could just wait out here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, just listen to We have more next week. I
think Clingding has some tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
My friend Getty Lee said that this is going to
be the best show you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
So yeah, I talked to them last night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Yeah yeah, your buddy Yeddy, So.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
You talked to them last night. But do you want
to tell us about the new two shows?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Well, listen, we we didn't really get into that. We're
just talking about the creative aspect of how those rust
shows are going to go and what it's like with
the new Trummer and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
So you're like, have you tried chat gpt It's my.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Getty gptet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
And then you didn't include it in Rock News today.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
No, you know, sometimes in private conversations that I have
with my friends like him, George Lucas, Michael Jordan's other people,
I try to better. I try to keep those you know.
Ed's really excited tonight for the game. By the way,
is he singing the seventh inning stretcher is a good band.
I'm just gonna guess and say he'll probably sing it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Well, he has no.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
He sang it two times in a row, though, And
I saw people. I saw this girl online and she
goes no one else for the seventh inning stretch Hans.
Someone said Eddie's a huge Cubs fan, and her response was, yeah,
we know, go Cubs man. Big night.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
We got a walkie talk back. Let's see what they're
talking about here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Don't count the Mariners out yet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
There's still one more game before those Tigers think they're
going anywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Is that from Thursday? Thirst Day?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
That's a washing, that's a Washingtonian.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
We got a Washingtonian.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I really appreciate the correction.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
He's nice and don't forget about Thursday night football.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Thursday.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Who are the team? So even though I'm not paying attention.
Oh it's baseball, it's pastebo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I mean the Bears are on Monday night against the
Commander's Lions. Got Sunday night. Am I gonna sleep?

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Eagle shrines when you're dead. That could be a good guys,