Revenge of the Fifth

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's pretty good. Yeah, it's that day.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is well to day after that day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
It is also another day, it is another day, it's
both days.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Today we're combining up.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're combining it. Of course.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
We're talking, dear listener about May the fourth and Sinco
Demayo May the fifth, So it's Star Wars and it's
Sinco Demayoh, they'll be visiting the cantoona today.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
On the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Marsh pit damn straight, Oh buddy, my name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Ah, Maris, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm gonna turn my lightsaber off.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's okay, I mean it's rumbling.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, it was ready to go us A lot also
pay attention today.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yes, we have an announcement.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh yeah, we have an announcement that will be happening
after seven, a big one.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
A lot of people have worked real hard on this.
This is cool.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You bet your ass. It's good.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
And also today in funds at Ahead Cree Tickets Summer
of ninety nine festival.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
By the way, also playing with Creed three Doors Down,
seven Dust Hinder Vertical Horizon Fuel So I know you
love the Hinder Wings of an Angel feels like, I'm
going to.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Wait lips of an angel Just to be clear, an
angel what phrasing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The angel one?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Angelic lips? You say, I can't deny that. But yeah,
we're just coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
We're gonna talk sports of course, Big Sports.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Weekend, Yeah, the Kentucky Derby, indeed Sports.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Weekend and Thunderbolts.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
You're gonna review it for us.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, I gotta review on Thunderbolts coming up today. We're
just got fun in the morning mash.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
But I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's what we do w c HI.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael. Yeah, that's a
little tease for our upcoming announcement later if you can
read into that. Uh be here at the top of

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the seven o'clock hour Subtle weather Today is gonna suck again.
To hell with this spring. I'm over it. I thought
we were gonna get some sunshine on what's going on?
It's cold as hell all weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's coming this week.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Wear my snowboard jacket over the weekend. I don't kill myself.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's okay. It's gonna be partly cloudy today, maybe see
a little sun breaks later in the day and then
it is gonna warm up this week though, like Maer said,
uh to a just sweltering sixty two, So that is
gonna be fun. I'm tired of that. You guys were
right on that for the winter. You know, if it's

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dragon here.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, no, suck it for the next two weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
At least, you were the one that warned me the most. Maria.
You were like, no, you don't understand. I could see
the pain in your eyes. You were like, yeah, the
first couple of years I almost stopped.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, and you I want to know why I was
like that to Michael.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You were too happy. You have too much.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Hope, optimism, And I heard in as a friend in
good faith.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let you go into this winter like that it.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Is long gone, and maybe we can warm up in
the canteena next.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah we do that. Oh absolutely we can.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Green tickets coming up for fun to the head.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Maria, I mean, I don't want to just cause a
scene in this CANTEENA.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
But the lightsabers on again.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
You guys have your your Disney World lightsabers, like legitimate
lightsabers on in here?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well one of us does.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm kind of doing things and I need both hands.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I really am one with the force.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, what's yours mean?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Because it's red, it means I'm a Sith. I'm on
the dark side.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
She's quite evil.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, I'm on the dark side of the forest. Mares
is with the Jedi over there.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, but I.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Have the Sith hilt, which is a little bit of
a contrast.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
But yeah, you're crazy. Did I see you post a
video from Disney World?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, where we were making it, and I was like
going back through it and I was like, wow, so
cool this This was a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
More epic than I remember.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So cool.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Like when you see it come out of the how
what do you call it? Does it all come together?
And it liked you take it out.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Of the chamber the the Lightsaber.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So cool it was, And also like just what went
into that because they had like music and he's giving
this whole speech which feels very organic and very in
the moment because he's reacting to things in the room.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
But if you listen to the.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Soundtrack behind him, it's all perfectly timed out.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
There's like lights that go with it.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
He being the guy that is guiding us through making
the lightsaber when we were in Disney World.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, and so as I was going back through that footage,
I didn't realize that there was a moment where Yoda's
actually speaking to you as you're about to reveal your lightsaber,
and I was like, man, Disney.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Is on, it's pretty cool, pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, okay, quick, it's your favorite Star Wars character.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Quick, quick, quick, Lando Calrisian.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
All right, yeah, okay, yep.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
One.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Mesa, your humble servant, squeeze me.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, what about you, Mariam?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know it's new, it's recent because it used to
be Hank recently it's been Leah really.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Was that that was full House? That was full House's Jr.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Banks line pulled up some scripts here.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh okay, no, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Along okay, but Leah lady.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Now yeah Leah recently, Well what caused you change? I
just have been admiring more of her badass ory her
like her leading abilities or officer abilities. She really stayed
in it more than any of the other dudes who
kept like kind of running from their obligations.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Leah never ran once. She stayed in it the entire time.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, A four four ninety five fifty. As we are
May the fourth thing Onco mio. Let us know who
your favorite Star Wars character is.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Love to hear from you always it.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Is the morning mash fit oh on a Cinco de
Mayo and undergrudgingly we're a day late on May the fourth,
related me the fourth.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's okay, it's fine because you have a robot war.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I do. I do well adroid war. Really, we have
news from.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
The front of the Inevitable Human uses are robout.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Balls from the front of the Inevitable Human robot War.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah what that guy said.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Visa and MasterCard have introduced AI powered shopping assistance to
make buying stuff easier. Ah Man Visa's Intelligent Commerce let's
AI find and purchase items for you, while Mastercard's Agent
Pay allows you to chat with an AI to create
a shopping list. The goal is to save time and

(07:04):
make shopping smoother, but it also means trusting AI with
your money and your choices.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Son of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
I tried to do that this weekend. I need groceries
and I don't want to go through and pick individual things,
and I went on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I was like, there's got to be a.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Like basic grocery, just button I can push where I
get some eggs. I mean, it doesn't work like that,
but it sounds like maybe maybe we could.

Speaker 7 (07:23):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Am I gonna be the first one that gets taken
off out by these robots?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, no, you're not going to get taken out.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
You're you're going to be the first one to be
on the mount prophesizing about AI being gross.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
The best to kiss their feet and serve.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You'll be the first human servant for robots.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're bending the knee so hard on this.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh oh my god, you're gonna be like, oh, bleep up.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's so crazy, because me more, but for me in
a situation like this, unless it's helping me not spend money.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
But they're not going to do robot I don't need this.
I don't.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I don't need them being like, hey, you saw that
Ninja turtle keyboard and mouse that was a game stop
that you bought erroneously.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
You need the whole set, get the mouse pack.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
It just locks your car.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
You're a monitor too, Like, no, I don't.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't need a peer pressure from AI telling me
to spend my money in the most insane way as possible.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Bezos, But you're gonna I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I mean you might have some fun facts that I
may not know about the product. Maybe it's better than
I think.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
And that's how they catch it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Unless it is a sale. I can't go no, because because.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Little AI bought is gonna pop up like Clippy remember clipping. Oh,
you're gonna have a little AI bought like Clippe being like.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, no, no, go ahead, buddy, make the purchase.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
You need it.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
And then that little voice in your head that you
worked so hard to quiet as suddenly anthropomorphized.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Into a little AI robot on your computer, and suddenly
you're spending all of your money.

Speaker 8 (08:58):
And then they went.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Universes.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot Wars the morning Pid.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I like that money can't buy love, but it turns
out it may be keeping some couples together. According to
a new survey, twenty four percent of Americans admit they're
in a relationship that they are stuck in and cannot
afford to leave.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's brutal, that valid.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
What a tough situation. A new survey from Self Financial
looks at how finances affect romantic relationships and how they
influence conflicts for couples, and what money related habits are
attractive in potential partners.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I know that.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh I don't think I've talked about that yet.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You can't stop mid.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Sense, Yeah, time to talk about it, all right.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So I'm getting a divorce. Oh, we'll get into that
like later down the Roadbody, you're like literally doing paperwork.
I'm learning from you.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
It's great, much fun.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
When I'm looking at potential partners down the road, I'm going, Okay,
I definitely want to date people who have money because
think about how much easier life is.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You want to date. You're having a good divorce, Well okay.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
I mean, like I'm just saying in the future.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
But I just think like in that type of situation,
that does kind of suck to be in a situation
where either one person gets stuck and is sort of
taking care of the other person, because as happened in
my relationship, she felt like she couldn't come to me
and ask for money and stuff like that. And it's
a crappy situation because she could have at any time.
So I can understand how you would feel that way.
I think I would feel that way if my significant

(10:38):
other made a bunch of money and I wasn't. Yeah,
I would feel kind of bad about it.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I think it also settles down to just being fiscally
responsible in general. Yeah, like you could not be like
a millionaire, but you still are able to work with what.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
You've got and so that you're not hitting it till
every month, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, it depends on the nature of the relation and
who those people are, and frankly, like how deep your
commitment is due. I certainly know many couples who like
one works and one doesn't, and that's fine because that's
the dynamic that they both entered into and agreed upon,
and you hope that you know, they're both on the

(11:17):
same page and they stay on the same page. But
it is a question of like, okay, well what happens
if you don't want to be together anymore? Then one
person might be abandoning the other because they don't have
a source of income, because you guys agreed to spend
this length of time together and so now that person's
kind of like screwed out of the job market. Or
maybe you want to leave and you don't have the

(11:38):
money because You're like, I don't even know how to
get a job anymore. I don't know how I'm going
to afford anything.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It just it sucks.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't love the power dynamic of it. It does
seem to always leave someone high and dry and someone
bearing all the weight.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, but you know I would feel guilty, so I understand.
But they do say that the top reason relationships end
is Finance's period Restudy says that most they say one
partner regularly paying more is fifty five percent of the
reason it ends. But the other reason is some some
partners spend a lot of money. Yeah, so, and there's

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been you know, I remember my mom and dad had
this problem. One time. My dad loved to spend and
he would like use the credit card. And I remember
my mom. I would hear him sometimes when I would
go to bed talking about money. Yeah, my mom was
not happy.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I mean, I think I think a big part of
that is with any relationship, it comes down to communication.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Like, if you're actively talking about money, what are we
saving for, what are we working towards? How are the
bills coming down? Is the heat bill too high? Or
how do we adjust that?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Greed?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
You know like you're constantly having that conversation versus I
just spent five hundred dollars on a light saber and
this is what I want.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, I say, get those scratches, hit the poker tables
and let's let's work all this out.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
And Michael is getting a divorce right now.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
It is the morning moshpit on Rock In ninety five
to five, we told you about an announcement today. We've
been alluding to it, dropping some clue, some easter eggs,
and now it is.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Time to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Are easter eggs, they're dinosaur eggs. It's happening.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, finally it's going to.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Be so beautiful. So they are across the field.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Our band of t rexis running towards the finish line
on the other side.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Of the Field Museum.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
We are talking, of course your listener about say it
with me.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Boys, Dino Derby, third year and we're moving it Michael's
first to an iconic location here in Chicago. Yes, the
Field Museum.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
A lot on the line just for entering and winning.
You could get one thousand dollars for winning the Dino
Derby and We're also going to have a kid's here
eat where you can win a year long family pass.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
To the Field Museum.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, that's so cool, But really the real treasure because
the friendships make along the way, as we've done our
inflatable t Rex costumes. Yes, we get in line, we
hear the not gun, but probably someone screaming really loudly,
like go to start, and then just full booking it

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across the field.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
People are gonna fall.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh please, there will be injuries. It has happened, but
that's a risk.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
We are willing to take.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
So do you have to have since this is my
first year, do you have to have the dinal costs?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It's got to be an inflatable not specific to the
t Rex, and.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
You can get these pretty cheap on Amazon right now.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah they're not They're available everywhere.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
And the winner's taking a grand home. Yeah, that's cool
the bragging rights.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
But see here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
I'd be a long leg dinam.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I think we've talked, as we've talked to each of
the racers afterwards, it's not so eas easy to run
in those inflatables as people might think. Not because we've
had sprinters in and they biffit. Wow, they biffit. So
there's a strategy you almost have to practice ahead of time.
And registration is not open just yet. Are there heats
but it will be coming. Yeah, we'll we'll get the

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heats all worked out. And yeah, I know you're trying
to picture picture, visualize everything that's going on. But also
at the Field Museum, it is the twenty fifth year
anniversary of Sue.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Oh, Sue being the giant t Rex, the real one.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yes, they have yes huge head. Yeah, like the real
head is not attached to Sue. It's in its own
sort of case. I think probably because.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's and it's a little lopsided.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
It's awesome. Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It was very fun to see on tour because I
hadn't seen it in a very long time. But seeing
it as an adult, it just brought back a lot
of memories of being over at the Field Museum.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
When you said at the Field Museum, they moved it
right and sort of redid some areas and she.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Was downstairs and now she has her own exhibit up.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Stow, which is super cool. The lighting in there and stuff. Oh,
it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
We love Sue.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
So June seventh. We want to see you at the
Field Museum. The race entries will be coming soon. Wait
is that, Sue, do you have a message for the people?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Oh, and to translate that, that says that if you're
a member of the Field Museum, you're going to be
able to register for the.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Diner derby first.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
But otherwise just wait for Rock ninety five to five
CCHI dot com.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
It'll be up there. The kids aren't all right? Is
anyone all right on the morning mash bit here?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Not?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Youre not even remotely Okay, we're trying.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
At least we're on the same page very much. So
when are we discussing?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Boys?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Oh? Man ACDC coming to town. We're nineteen days away
from the big show and we want to hook you
up with tickets and we have.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
A cool way to do it.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
How on the iHeartRadio app. I'm going to open it
up here.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Let's see, Oh the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Oh really, Hey, Hey that's our stream.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh hold on, wow, that's us.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Wow. So it's a little delayed. Wow.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Uh, let's just reveal.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
How the sausage gets made alive on Rock.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Ninety five eyes If you push the play in now
as that lovely Offspring song is finishing up there, it
opens up and you'll see a little microphone in the
top right corner. This thing is basically a walkie talkie.
Yes into the studio.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
It's a voice mammo.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, it's like an answer. But I like the thought
of walkie talkie. It seems fun because if you.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Push me, say over to us. Then if you're going
to use.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
This, so you push the button, you say tap record
to send a message to Rock ninety five five. You
guys want to set a message, I want you to
all right, three two one?

Speaker 9 (17:42):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Man.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
The reason I want to go see ac DC is
because back in sixty two, me and my wife we
had our son, Angus. He was conceived in a porta
potty out there at an ac DC concert. It was
early in the show though, so everything was clean. It's
good to go.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
So many things here.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Would love to go see him. Don't really have the
cash this time around. Angus is getting little older, trying
to put them in college keeps flunking out some bitch.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
So you can leave a message on why you want
to go on ac DC concert. Hold on, I'm gonna
send this to you mare.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, I actually have a message from a listeners that
wants to go.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Let's hear what she has to say over.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Hey, my name is Marisa, and I would really love
the Windows AC DC tickets on the twenty fourth. That
actually would have been my mom's hundredth birthday. We used
to love listening to them guys together, and I think
it would be a great tribute if I was able
to go and see them live.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Thanks, that's just that easy, it sounds. Yeah, it's crystal clear.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
You can text us, you can call us, and now
we have the talkback and tickets on the line with
this talkback.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
You got any new talkbacks in there yet? You've got
anything poping on?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I'm not scrolling up to that.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Play it play play play play Hey Marris.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm looking it is. Yeah, it's not populated yet.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Says your message has been since number one in our industry.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
How fun little fun feature on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, and a way to waver it artists all your
favorite music all over the place.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh wow, podcast forget about your favorite podcast?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I missed that.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
One and big time. I scratched my nail down someone
else's back up.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Hope you feel it I don't the ultimate betrayal given
someone else.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Backscratches's messed.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
I miss a backscratchy.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, my gosh, the best this morning match when a
Rock ninety five five, we're both getting divorced.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
It's fine, you guys, Okay, no, after this, it's way
too long, all right.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I'll hug you guys after that.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Maris.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, no, proud, careful, feel so stiff and have fun.
I don't like it anyway, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I went to see The Thunderbolts over a week out.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, that's true, the final movie in Phase five of
the MCU, and it was good. Lawrence p r Yes,
Florence Pugh is in as Yolena. She is a black
widow's younger sister. You also got Bucky, who's featured in
a Winter Soldier and Bucky Bucky is Captain America's best
friend who was kidnapped and given a similar superhero serum,

(20:23):
but in Russia, so he was kind of a Russian
spy for a very long time until he snapped out
of it.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's so deep.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
I love it. I love him learning about these characters.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
So that's the big part of Phase five. They this
is what I would consider the bridge face. They've been
setting things up to get to the next phase as
they had to make a lot of changes as they
after they dropped the King storyline. But I like the movie.
Surprisingly Red Guardian, who's played by Dave Harbor. You might

(20:53):
have seen him in Stranger Things Stole the Show. He
is very comedic in it. It's very funny, has a
lot of fun. But they're there are a lot of
different levels of depression that are addressed throughout the movie.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
That sucks. Yeah, just be ready for that.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Ye are they finally like doing an accurate portrayal of depression?
Because I want to see the superhero with like several
piles of laundry and clutter and like a bunch of
beer cans on their nightstand.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
But we got that with the word.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, you're right, we definitely got that.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
So Marvel doing a good job of showing superheroes in
their real life and they didn't stop here.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
What's the storyline of the movie. What are they trying
to accomplish? A group of misfits are hired.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
For a job.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Cool suicide squad.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Yes, it's essentially a suicide squad called the Thunderbolts. I
don't want to say much more because it gives sounds
fun more parts of way to the plot.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
You do get introduced and misfits.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yes, you do get introduced to Century in this movie.
And as I got called out, he is a very
strong member of the MCU. And my only critique is
I wanted to see more of them.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yes, Maria, is it three hours? It is not. It
is two hours and two minutes, I believe.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
But you also want to stay for both end credit
scenes because it tees up the next phase perfectly.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Is there clips on TikTok?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I can watch?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
They probably are if you just want to skip that,
somebody has surely putting it on the internet so that
you can see it. But I do want to know
what you thought about the movie. If you went I
heard what I said eighty four four, ninety five fifty
did you see Thunderbolts? What did you think about the movie?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
And are you.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Ready for Fantastic four First Steps? That's coming in theaters
on July twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
And I cannot wait right now?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I just want one one what I want one Marvel
movie where I don't have the.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Very real fear of pissing up pants in the movie
theater while I'm watching it.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Hey man, you can go Marvel catheters. You just gotta
go see the movie again or wait till it comes out.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
See I want Marvel diapers even better branded diapers.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Here's five or so things with Maares.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's a sixth thing, just more fun that way.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
The Andes Mountains has a zombie volcano that might be
waking up after two hundred and fifty thousand years. As
they're studying this, they're monitoring a lot of earthquakes in
the area that they think maybe waking this up. Over
seventeen hundred earthquakes in the area around this volcano specifically.

(23:32):
They still think there's a very low opportunity for eruption,
but not out of the cards we can get it.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Maybe he's just stimulated a little more with an eruption.
Let's go look at new.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Volcano, little Viagra.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Microsoft is pulling the plug on Skype today. If you
are a fan of Skype, don't worry. Skype is being
folded into teams on your Microsoft apph gosh, Skype couldn't
keep up with zoom with all of the video chats
that happened over the.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Pandemic, so we're like, oh yeah, teams, they basically had
to be the competition.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
They had two apps running at the same time doing
the exact same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
A man finds a three point eight one carrot diamond
while walking around in Arkansas's Crater of Diamond State Park.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Huh, yes, I.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Know where I'm going on vacation.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
It is the largest diamond found this year, is called
the Dupe Diamond and is also the two hundred and
seventeenth diamond found just this year.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Man's long term girlfriend stared him down.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Diamond and the crazier part is he thought it was
a candy wrapper.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
So he thought it was a candy repper.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, and he was picking it up and it ended
up being a diamond.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
So I will say, damn, surprise, surprise, he found a
diamond in the diamond park.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, this is insane.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
A one hundred and fifteen year old woman is now
the oldest woman on the Earth. The previous winner was
one hundred and sixteen or not winner, but oldest woman
was one hundred and sixteen sister Ina from Brazil.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
The new owner of the title.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Ethel Carterman or Carterham is from London and she attributes
her longevity to never arguing with anyone, listening and doing
whatever she wants.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Okay, well love that.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
The last one I got down pat the other two
I'm gonna die young.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Up by the way.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Over four years ago someone found a nine carrot diamond
in Arkansas and they thought it was a piece of glass.
Some went to pick it up. Wine carrot diamond.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Ethel would love that.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
And finally we're gonna yeah, Ethel, Ethel.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
The independent woman you're looking for.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Wrapping up five things. A man allegedly, well not allegedly,
he decided to rob a church completely naked.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
The Lancaster, Pennsylvania native Corey pillaged the church completely naked
and under the influence of meth and fetamines. He is
now facing charges including indecent exposure.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Was he naked?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Or was he the way God made him?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
I agree?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Plus a little myth.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
God doesn't judge.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I still he might judge the mess.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I was going to say. He was still robbing a church.
You can't get away from that.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Can you rob a church supposed to be giving out
what it has?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
The poor.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
No, I don't know, maybe he was just taking his
Mara says, you can't rob a church. You've heard it
here on the morning Marshmen on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
By Cret Tickets coming up in about forty minutes right
here in Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. Maria,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
After the passing of a pope?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
There is a period of morning and then after that
all the cardinals around the globe enter what's called a
conclave where they then vote upon the next pope. That
takes a minute, So before we choose the pope, out
of the chimney emanates black smoke, and upon the choosing,
oh the pope, white smoke emanates. None of that goes
down until the seventh and we're pretty impertient on Rock

(27:01):
ninety five to five, so we're doing our own version
of a conclave.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
This is the poope, Duke.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
We're going to make our bets on who we want
to be pope, and then also present you, dear listener,
with a new candidate at each day, so that you
can choose which pope that you want and have an
informed opinion. Boys, let's start with you, Maris, who are
you presenting as your pope.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Pick.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, I have Cardinal Turkson. He is the funk guitarist,
hoping for some good music influence on his end.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
When the smoke comes out, it's just.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Smoke.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Smells a little skunky.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
In the Pope Derby, I'm taking uh pier Baptista Pizza Ball,
an Italian friar and the current Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Here's a friar. I thought you begged pizza.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
I knew.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I said it's fun.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
And it's good.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I got Michael Cherney of the Society of Jesus. I
love a Jesuit, we love education. He's also seventy eight,
right on the veil, definitely having direct conversations with God already.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And I like that. I like that he's seventy eight.
I want to do this again soon. Too long a
waiting period. And do we have a candidate to present,
a dear listener.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
We have a new candidate today, a Chicago native at
the ripe age of sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Oh oh, nice, Wow, this guy's gotta win.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Cardinal Robert Francis Privo. He hasn't worked in the States
for a while. He's been in Perud the last two
decades working as a priest a teacher, eventually rising to
the role of bishop. He also resembles Francis on his
comments on the poor and migrants and how he intends.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
To help people, and he was appointed.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
By Francis in twenty twenty three to run the Vatican
office that selects and manages bishops globally.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Do we know what you grew up in?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I can do some more.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I'm just excited to find out about this guy's life
in Chicago. You have me at sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I was already sold there.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
So yeah, we're looking at a potential Chicago. It could
be a pope here.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Let's see if we have my owns please?

Speaker 9 (29:20):
Oh are you okay?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, she's not okay?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Does he like deep Dish?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
So black smoke, Black Smoke?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
No pope bossed by Holy Smoke Sausage company.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
You don't get your meat from downstairs.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I do am my own worst enemy.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Not because I throw like cool rock star parties like
it does. Because I haven't had a.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Vegetable in like a week.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Well I had one that was tempura.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
That doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
What fine, It's already rock ninety five five. What are
we talking about, spot Oh yay.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Lots of sports all weekend.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Sure, Cubs took two out of three in the series
against the Brewers. I didn't end up going out there.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
We know. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
By the way, it is crazy how many Cubs fans
go up there. They were showing the crowd and it
looked like a Wriggley field.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I mean ninety it's a smooth drive.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Milwaukee is a fun place to see a game, eat, drink,
and man, it's just great.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
They were shut out in yesterday's game four to nothing
and showed a left the game with a left ham
string spring. Oh, so we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
So some hammies.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
The White Sox also went two or three over the weekend,
stealing two games from the Astros.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Getting to ten wins. Yeah, making their way.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
The game cut short yesterday only seven innings by the rain.
But hey, a win is a win, and the White
Sox are at ten right now, so let's go southside
darn straight.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yep, I flipped on.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
You know what the best thing is in sports sometimes
is when you turn on a game and it's close
to the end, and it's a close game, and you
start watching and it gets really good.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
It's a great timing.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
The playoff hockey is going on right now. Game seven
Saint Louis Blues versus the Winnipeg Jets. Now they went
into overtime and the Jets ended up winning the game.
But with one second left Game seven and very end
of the game, the Jets are down by one. This
is the call. I love a good sports call. This
is a call when they tied it.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
Up, got to three, either flush.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
My favorite part about this call was the video where
the hockey towns they have those big watch parties out
in the squares or wherever you're at in town.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
In Winnipeg, the streets of Winnipeg. Basically, it's just absolute.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Insane energy and I just love this time of year
for that type of stuff.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Pretty amazing. And then the other one was in baseball.
It was the shoot what was yeah, Marlin's Grand Slam
walk off. This was an incredible game too. You know,
you need a few points to win the game. It's
bottom of the ninth, yes, one last chance, and your
dude steps up and this is what it sounded like,
swinging a.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
Pall lifted and did what gods they do that?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
I do wonder about the unconscious part and it was Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
He definitely got way too excited. Didn't mean to make
that one.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I love that there was an email notification not bas You.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Know, when you hit a grand slam, there's a lot
of news to report there.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
People were so excited.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh, everybody's exciting now boys, Fun the Head is next.
We got care We got those tree tickets on the way.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Don't even care about the Kentucky Derby. The real sports
out there.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Now here's a bit only plug there. It's that time fund.
Fun to the Head is on the way.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
This is the trivia game where we answer questions for
you with tickets on the line for you to see
Creed at the Summer of ninety nine and beyond Festival
Night two, all happening at Alpine Valley Music Theater over
in Wisconsin, July nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I want you to be there. We want you to
be there.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
What a fun show.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, you were looking at the rest of the lineup.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah, like Hinder three yours down seven Dust, I mean,
what a fun night.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
So angry at my former spouse just talking about it.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Love Force Dad Rock.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Let's go so yes, if you want to go to Creed.
Let's play Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
A four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty be
Callerton right now, and those Creed tickets could be yours.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
And now fun to the head on Rocked any Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Are we speaking with Tammy?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Sure, what's going on? Tammy? Welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
We are just a little bit late on our Star
Wars celebration, but still ready to have fun with you today.
As you were going to pick one of us to
answer questions for you to win Creed tickets today, whom
would you like?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I think I'll pick Maria?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Ye fair, Fair, I was really ready to be the
bad guy today. Yeah, okay, I'm letting. I'm letting you
use that savor. You can have mine. It's a nice thick,
girthy saber.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I mean it's the same size as mine, except a
different colors.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
So he needs.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yours is red, mine is green. What are you thinking of, Maria?
I think? Okay, nothing, all right.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
We are going to kick things off with our first
question here, all right, what horse ran the fastest Kentucky
Derby Secretario?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah, horse girl, let's go.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
We knew you were going to get that one, correct,
Tammy got a solid pick already, very fast.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Maria's got this.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
In the back Star Wars, they had Derby's I.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Would imagine, I'm all right. Question two?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Who is the main love entrance of Bucky aka the
Winter Soldier in the Marvel comics?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
IM sorry to mouse Froze, you got that right? That
well done?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
IPEd in on her over here waiting to shoot, just
too smart.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
On the bread side. There's pretty much only one option
for that.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, there might have been a few others, but ye,
way to go, way to go.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
You know what, I don't even know. That was a
blind guess.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
It's a very good It's like a scarlet Johansson roll.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, And let's hit to question three. What is Creed's hometown?
I was going to Creed the band Chicago.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
I don't know, Okay, all right, okay, yeah, we had
blashes ready for this one, Tammy, do you have a
guest on this at all?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
All right? Hometown would be Tallahassee, Florida.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Okay, oh famously, all right, Yeah, I'm gonna get these tickets.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
I'm gonna get you.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I was gonna say, I'm gonna need you to come
through on this one right here? According to Master Yoda,
how many sith are always out there?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Oh no, I don't know what how many siths are
always out there?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
As many to balance force.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Take a while, Guests five, four, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I don't know, I don't know. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
I accept them.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Jammy, do you have an idea? The answer is two? Yes,
there's always two.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Okay, when do you say that I am unloading the
clip on it is a part of all of Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
No, no, no, no, no no, because you're being a little
condescending about this right now?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
When did he say it is referenced so often?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
When I'm assuming, may mean one time if.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
You would have been in the empire strikes back. But
I could be wrong. I don't have it off the
top of my head.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I bet you are wrong.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Okay, I bet you're not right. I can tell you
love being right. All right?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
You are two for two. Got to get these tickets
for Sammy here.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
I'm so sorry, so strong.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
You know I'm failing.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Which modern animal is the only direct living descendant of dinosaurs?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Birds? You want me?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah? If you didn't get that last one, you failed.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
The Field Museum birds are dinosaurs and there every weddy
very accurate indeed, And Tammy, you are going to see Creed.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
You will be at the summer of ninety nine and
beyond festival night too, specifically, it's all going on July nineteenth.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Tammy, who are you gonna take with you?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
For sure? Thy so much?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Oh wait, who did you say you were taking with you?
I'm taking my daughter?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Oh yes, sir, a lovely night out with the mom
and daughter. And if you too would like to be
at the summer of ninety nine and beyond the festival,
get on over to livenation dot com right now.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
There's gonna be a lot of like set people. Actually,
there's already a lot of upset people.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Is because the sifth thing. I'm sorry, no, that's not okay.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
GTA six was announced to be delayed. This was the
biggest game release of twenty twenty five, and we won't
be getting it until May of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
It's weird to have a release date at all because
I haven't been cast in it yet, and so that
doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
We're you supposed to start in GTA.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
According to my comment section. Oh yes, years years of
comment sections. I just read Maria Palmer for GTA six
and then tagging community and Rockstar in it all the time.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
On like the radio stations, right, is that what they're
talking about? Yeah, they be so cool.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
They wanted it is based out of Florida this time,
so I'd be interested to see what role.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
You would play go to Florida.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
But they are specifically putting the brakes on because they
know there's big hype behind it.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Rockstar has come out and.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Said that with the anticipation being so high, they don't
want to mess this up.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
That means we can't give me this game right now
because it kind of sucks in comparison to what you're expecting.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I think when Cyberpunk Crews at least a few years
ago and it just didn't meet expectations, they had to
take it off the shelves, they had to completely redo
everything to fix so many bugs and problems. Everybody's really
got their games under our microscope and they're not going
to release until it's where it needs to be. And
I appreciate that because the last thing I want when
I get a video game is to have four hours

(40:31):
of downloads.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Because they've been fixing in tinkering and fixing and tinkering.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
But yes, let me know what you feel about this
one eight four, four, nine, five ninety five point fifty.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
And since we have another canteen of time coming up,
I want to do a little Star Wars mad libs.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
So, boys, if you would so indulge me. I need a.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Plural now, plural now plural now horses horses, all right?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I need a verb.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Ran.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Okay, we're really stretching our imagination today.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I need another plural noun.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Chickens.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Why are we on the farm right now?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Boys, lives?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I need another plural now and maris give.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Me one plural noun.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, it could be anything good pie. I need another
plural now in Michael, take me off the farm, the
farm stegasauruses, all right. The next thing is going to
be you can't be an animal, ah sixaurus.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I need a.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Noun maris, a can be anything, building, building, all right.
I need an adjective, Michael, uh yellow yellow all right.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I need a plural noun.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Maris plural noun people.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
People.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I need a nown Michael, just any now, any now guitar.
I need a down marish own.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I'm going to go with finger.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Finger that's gonna be great. I need now and Michael
door door, we're almost done.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Bear with us, all right, I need a verb bending
and I n G definitely.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Maris, I got this. I got a couple of these.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Now, I want you to not have any Go ahead, Marris,
I'm going with my first thought and stick with licking.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Oh with me?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
That was yours dancing.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah, I'm glad I won.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Now oh uh tv TV all right.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Verb verb yep.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Fly fly okay, ad verb that ends an l y.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Oh my gosh, you take this one.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
L y yeah, slowly, I'm gonna fall the last thing,
last thing.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Now, chicken chicken, right jockey.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
We're gonna go through this when we get back on
Rocking ninety five five, Marris, press the button.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
It he on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station
where we like to celebrate the fourth and the fifth.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Today's Revenge of the Fifth for me the fourth, and
we did some Star Wars madlibs. See if you dear listener,
Although it is subtle, see if you can pick out
the words that are the ad libs in this one.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Oh boy, all right.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
As a Jedi master, I've taught some of the most
talented horses in the galaxy how to run with a lightsaber.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Here are some tips for you.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
The most important thing to remember when you're wielding one
of these precise chickens is to trust your octopi. This
way you'll be able to sense your enemy's stegosaurus before
it's too late. It's good to be able to sense
stegasaurus for it's too late. A lightsaber is not only
for use in Jedi to building combat. It also comes

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in handy if you find yourself a yellow spot. Oh
For example, it can burn through metal people, a convenient trick.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
To have up your guitar if the Empire detains you
in a holding finger. I've been on one of those
holding fingers before.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Boys.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Let me tell you it's a precarious position.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
To be a well.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
The lightsaber is a beautiful door. Be careful if you
see someone licking with a red one. This DV works
for the dark side. Finally, the most important part of
learning how to fly with a lightsaber. Whenever you're in battle,
fight slowly made the chicken be with you.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
That's right, Always a chicken be with you always.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Someone had a hard time getting off the farm.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
That is the most eighty thing this room has ever produced.
But very quickly, favorite Star Wars movie. I'm gonna start
with Maria because I think I know.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
It's Rogue one. Okay, close second, His Empire Strikes Back.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I have three Star Wars Episode one, The Phantom Menace,
Star Wars Episode two, Attack of the Clowns, three Star
Wars Episode three, Revenge of the Sith, all including the
best character that they have ever made.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
A judge, our Banks, well done. I agree with you
on Rogue one, but if I had to pick a second,
it would be Return of the Jedi.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Oh no, Phantom Menace for you guys.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Huh oh no. It was good for what it did.
It was amazing for what it did. But all right,
you know.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
What you're doing and I don't feel the need to
dignify it with a response.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Respine tool in the middle of ninety five minutes commercial
free on Rock ninety five five, as we roll right
into Michael's Rock Report.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I love Rocks.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
We were giving away tickets today and all week to
see Creed at the What Is It Summer ninety nine tour. Yes,
they're on the Summer of ninety nine cruise right now,
I think, and one of the bands playing. Hinder, is
set to release their seventh studio album, Back to Life,
on May twenty third.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
It's really good to hear their voice.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Michael, the Wings of an Angel, I get song right,
Lives of an Angel.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I likes Angel more.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
What was the song you loved?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Maris his Slips of an eight?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Is that the one that love song?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I wanted to Beings of an Angel? I want church
music from Hinder.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
It Get Stoned is also fantastic. Yeah, go home, get Stoned.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yes, we could of Misery.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh it was close. I like it.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
It's a long time, they said. This marks their first
album since twenty seventeen and introduces new material following the
departure of longtime rhythm guitarist Mark King. We're also nineteen
days away from the big show at Soldier Field, kind
of kicking off the rock and roll season here in Chicago,
a c DC.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I like the rock and roll season, well, the big.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Rock and roll season, like pick outdoor venues and all
that stuff. I'm just trying to get the sun to
come back.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
But more importantly, we have tickets for that sold out show. Yes,
and all you have to do is hit us on
the talk back on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
It's the little microphone you push.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
You send us a message and let us know why
you want to go to this sold out ac DC show.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
It's like sending a voice memo.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
And it could be anything. It could be that you
want to you want tickets because you want to take
your kid. It could be don't you know sob stories
aren't gonna work. Just we're gonna pick randomly one person,
but that's how you enter it.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
We're gonna be and I have a small child and
they have six different diseases all at one time.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
It doesn't make any sense, but I need to get
these tickets for Love ACDC.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Yeah, we're going to be playing some throughout the week,
so yeah, send and whatever your heart's contend.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Send.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
On a podcast, Sharon Osbourne has explained why she has
a beef with Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson and pelted
him with cans of baked beans. It is reported this
reportedly began during oz Fest two thousand and five, when
Dickinson made some bad comments that Sharon didn't like he
was actually talking crap about Ozzie. As a revenge, she
had the PA turn off everything during their set, just

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basically flip the switch. That's awesome. And then, by the way,
this is a grown ass woman.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yea, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
She recruited people to throw objects at them during their set.
Some of it was eggs, some of it was baked
bean cans.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Wow, okay, look at the millionaires. I like Sharon.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
She takes things into her own hands. She gets stuffed done.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I can't say that's the most sharer osborn thing ever.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
And lastly, Kirk Hammett says Metallica really really wants to
play the Sphere. I can't wait till more of these
awesome rock bands Pearl Tam play the Sphere and we
can go check it out.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, that's gonna be a great one.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Yeah, super fun. Get everything you need to know on
the rock world at Rock nine five five to.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Try dot com.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Have you seen the videos from the Sphere, Yes, very amazing,
very trippy.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I can't wait to seem to turn it into a
giant oyster. Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock Station
one of my favorite times a day.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Maria what do you get the corporate shills told me
to put a positive spin on the news headlines.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Those were their instructions. They gave me no other parameters,
so I said, I'll do that. Welcome to bad news Bears.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Three killed, five injured after shooting at restaurant and Glendale, Arizona.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Way to get things started.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Hmmm, all this revenue? Two thousand fish killed to fertilize
their leak.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Okay, this isn't getting better.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
That's the opposite of what fertilizer should do. You know,
driver throws live grenade out of window in chase. You
don't actually have to wait for grand theft auto.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
It's on the streets right now. Boys, my.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Story I've ever heard he like actually pulls the pin
with his teeth.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
That's a road range warfare through what I mean.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
I don't don't do that, by the way, I just
think it's fun.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Thank you for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Man accidentally shoots too while cleaning gun.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
That's not how you clean it, butter, But that bullet
chamber is good to go. At this point, all of
this is just broad news, bears.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Okay, it's such a good bad news bears, and lift
your spirits up.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Rocky has one thousand dollars on the way in just
to two minutes. Here.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Now that's a good news. Cock rocket a rooster.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
We invite you on Rock ninety five to five to
remember the reason for the season. The Beastie boys fought
for our right to party.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I was like, what season are we in right now?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
We will party on the morning mash bit every time.
What do we have, boys, Hi for some text?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Let's do text time.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
You can always text us eight four four n ninety
five fifty All through the show's matter of fact, all
through the day, the text, the great Pat Capone, the
Great Clinger.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
The great Waltz.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
They're not all great, they're great, amazing. You mean they're good, fabulous.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Clinger is good when he catches me on a good
deck from I Love.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Hanger from the eight one to four. Today is my
first time listening to you guys on a four hour
road trip. Maria's voice is awfully busy. I think my
wife is in love.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Tell your wife, I said, Hey.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Maybe his wife wants to get busy again.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Mommy's day is coming up.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Wow, JJ says, good morning, guys. Mason, Mason, Marris and
Queen Maria, so to celebrate Sinco demayo. That will be
your What will be your tequila shot of choice? I
personally love eighteen hundred something.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
That is a great question.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
My personal favorite tequila tequila Lunazol.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It is the best bang for your bucket.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Tastes better than Patrona or any of the high end tequilas,
and you're not going to pay as much, but it
is so good it will upgrade any margarita that you make.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I like a good repisado. The brands can mix it up,
but yeah, Slim's is repo.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
I don't give a crap If.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
It doesn't have alcohol in it, I would like it please.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
From the eight one to four, very accurate portrayal of
trauma in Thunderbolts. Maria Maris gave us his review earlier. Yeah,
a solid watch the whole way through, A good way
to spend two hours. Don't take Michael, it hasn't gonna
From the eight five to seven. If GTA six gets
another delay after this one, I won't waste my time
buying it.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah you will.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Yeah, I was gonna say, I think everybody's going to
buy this game, which is why they're working so hard
to make sure it's perfect.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Yeah from the two oh one, hear me out. The
gorilla has kids bop tickets and all the men have
tramp stamp All the gorilla is.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Gonna win against the tramp stamp men. Yeah probably.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I know they're fighting for kids bop tickets.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
So I'm gonna trust one hundred Michaels to fight a gorilla.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
So what about a thousand kids trying to get those
kids bop.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Tickets against a gorilla?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I don't think kids could coordinate enough.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
No, I am finally tax time from the seven oh eight. Michael,
love you. But in baseball it's runs not points. Oh
you know what this happened to me before? Okay, and
you're right, it's runs, and I know it's run.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Don't eat the bad hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
The problem is is there's hockey team baseball going on
right now.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
So I'm getting mixed up.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
But yes, I totally know. I played baseball my whole life.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah I knew it too, did you really?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Thank you? Interesting?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Also, in soccer, it's a match, not a game.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
All right, Google, I.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Didn't google anything.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I know it because of my long history as an athlete,
which actually.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Weirdly I have I know, which is really weird. No,
you're not as dialed in as both athlete athlete.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Kids would have been.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
But I like theater more.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Okay, it shows absolutely shows.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
What what do you mean I get physical in my
roles like an athlete would.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I just don't have any discipline like a theater kid.
Hey man, nice shot, thanks filter hardly know there it
is morning on Rock ninety five five. Oh that's that
was nice. It was a nice tea up in the
nice talking two different sports there by the way and.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Slam dunk yep, what sports?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Golf and basketball?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
You fight me? T ball?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Proud of you fight me?

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Okay, we're fighting after the show. We'll see if Maria
makes it. But yeah, we're done with the show.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
You know what, who would win me?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Because Marris would be too fair and he would have mercy.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Attention boxing gyms that might be listening to set up
an event.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
And justice and lack of pain are not two things
I can myself with.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
All I have to do is restrain Maria.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Just put your hand out on her forehead.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Was good to assume that's such an easy task.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh no, I'm not thinking it's going to be easy,
but it will happen.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Two words, spider monkey, I.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Fight dirty and I will bite.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oh no, what was that? Okay? Wow? So a c
DZ is coming to Soldier Field.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yes, they are this month.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
It's this month, nineteen days sold out show. Taylor Momson
in a pretty reckless opening up the show, and we
have tickets. But you got to hit us on the
iHeartRadio app through the talk back and this is your
entry in to get these tickets.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
And we got some talkbacks, talkbacks. Let's hear what you
had to say, talk.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Back, Good morning, triple them.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I need those tickets.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
I have two for myself when I meet, two for
my girlfriend's sisters.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
At least have them.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Love you, You guys are the best.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
He's a very generous man there.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You know what I like about that one.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Between the heavy breathing and the echo in the background,
you can tell that man is right in the middle
of his morning dump.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
And you know what, I can respect some multitasking.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
We are not going to discriminate where they're sending these.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
From regular I'm gonna need some for.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Let's see. Let's see this next one.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Ah, Mikey, if you need my sister in law's got
a couple sisters.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
That I can hook you up with.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Stop over so happy.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
We were saying earlier, dear listener, that this is almost
like talking and walking talking, So I was like, well, if.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
You're going to do that, you better say over over.
That just made me so happy.

Speaker 11 (55:48):
Hello, guys, I would like to go to the ACDC
concert with my cousin. We are really really huge fans
of the band and we listen to you guys every
single morning.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
This is the best show ever understruck.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I like that he knows that flattery will in fact
to get him everywhere.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
And by the way, to use the talkback feature, it's
a if you pull up the iHeartRadio app, there's a
little microphone in the top right corner. I'm looking at
it right now, a little red microphone. You just hold
it down record your message sends right in here.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Thirty seconds yep. And if you want it played on air,
best not to curse it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Don't curse.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
It's just very very simple. Keep it clean.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
But yes, we are looking forward to seeing all of
your lovely talkbacks and getting you.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
To see ACDC.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
They're going to be back in black Black, back in
Chicago and Black.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
I watched a little of a live stream last night.
They were in Detroit, I think, or something that looked
really good though show looked great.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Hey, I love that. And you know who's next?

Speaker 8 (56:46):
Who it is?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
That man Walt, the.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Other Jedi fan who is excited for Revenge of the
Fifth Walt.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
He'll be in studio next on Rockberry five five Stabbing
Westward