R.I.P. Ace Frehly

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

Rush tickets, a Dungeons & Dragons bit, the death of Ace Frehley, the legend of the rat hole, and more!

Plus, the latest Human vs. Robot War!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Sister up for breaking the habit. Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Also, I owed you this from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
For which one I don't know, just in general. Yahauzy
think I'm really funny.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's the morning moush been on Rock ninety five to five.
That's an agreement act. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Maris Michael questioning all of my decisions, all of them,
Uh not really okay, Yeah, they're just the extra extra
ding in the bell. That's what I'm questioning.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
We always questioned an extra ding. Yeah, Happy Friday. Congratulations,
you've made it to the end of your week. You
didn't act on any of your homicidal urges, and we
think that's something to be celebrated and rewarded.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, but you can hear the show in person.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
And if you have acted on your homicidal urges, we
don't support you. But thanks for listening anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, we'll take it.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Big news yesterday as we get news that Ace freely
did pass away yesterday afternoon, so we'll be talking about
that later in Rock News today. But obviously, if you
have any Ace stories that you want to share with us.
Text US eight four four nine five ninety five fifty
or hit that Hawkey talk back and.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Keep your ears peeled.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We got some more kiss spikes through the show and
throughout the station today I'm rocking ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And also we gave away those Rush tickets in the
walkie talk back and that is the option for you
to on the iHeartRadio app to leave us a voice
memo when you hit the red microphone Button's it hard
to day home by? Yeah, they are if you leave
us some meshages. Today we got Rush tickets up for
grabs because they weren't claimed yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It didn't want them.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
O didn't come on man, he just.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Wanted to say hi on the walkie talk back.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
So yeah, kind of like these tickets are dedicated to
you from Odin who didn't want the tickets. But if
you still want those Rush tickets, you know what to do.
Along with our long list of other giveaways we have today,
bring me the Horizon, see their punk and pop up
the Haunted Halloween Ball. And let's not forget what today

(02:05):
actually is. What yeah stuff, that's not the solicit Well
that's the reminder. Don't call now, do not call. You're
gonna call, not somebody won't talk to you. When you
called this time. But yes, it is Friday, and we
love it and we are just excited to be here

(02:27):
with you.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm sorry, is it Friday or is it free change?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Up right?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It went up to the cloud.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
And you can't get it down from the cloud.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Nobody understands the cloud. It's a mystery. Here's the weather.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Get your shorts back out. It's gonna be warm today.
I have almost eighty degrees. Serious cloudy, but uh, walking
in this morning, the breeze was even warm. It felt
like a summer summer morning, which is kind of crazy,
which will lead us into tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Do have some better news about tomorrow? Oh? Less rain?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, originally they were saying it was gonna be super
rainy tomorrow. I think they're gonna get that casket race
off without a rain drop. I love that perfect because
that's from what nine thirty to twelve thirty correct? And
then we have our event Sadder Drink at Scratch Public
House from what is it twelve thirty two?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Two thirty technically, but we'll probably do.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
We feel like hanging out all day, who knows, So
come by and hang out with us for that and
if you need to dodge a few rain drops, come.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Inside there you go perfect love that.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
So yeah, mostly cloudy this weekend, a few rain drops
here and there, but other than that pretty nice.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Also, if you want to get out and about, get
some haunted houses in, we have Hell's Gate Haunted House
passes for you.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Got a pair eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Head on over to the lockboard to enjoy the hidden
deep scariness.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What are you doing when you do that? Okay of
their conversation, I'm sorry, get.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Out something else rain on my head?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, Uh, that does mean Hellsgate is in lockport. We
got passes for you.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You want to go to a haunted house, get your
tickets right now eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.
You can also get your tickets at Hellsgate dot com or.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Or I can't sing a little ditty. It just I
can't sing a jaunty tune.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
You know how your brain's trying to do fourteen things
at the same time, and you've mastered all fourteen and
you add a fifteenth and your brain is like, what
is happening over there?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
No, because my brain can handle fifteen things. Get on
my level.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Socket. It's perge month, lady. You realize.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, congratulations going out to Brian who got those Hallsgate
Haunted House passes. And that is the mansion, the Haunted
Mansion hidden deep in the woods over in Lockport for
you to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Get your tickets over at Hailsgate dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
What a throwback of a Will Smith movie?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Which one the.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Haunted Mansion was that Will Smith? I'm making that up.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Eddie Murphy, Eddi Murphy.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I was thinking Eddie Murphy at first, but then I
was like, no, that's too late for Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
But it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
This is the Pedro Pascal love it all again?

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, all right, can we talk about what we came here.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
To talk about.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Please?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's Sadder Drink. No, I'm moving on.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
You're being mean, you're being extra mean, and you know it.
This Saturday, we're going to be out and scratch Public
House from twelve thirty to two thirty after the casket
races for our next edition of Thursday Live. But it's
on Saturday, so we're calling it Saturda Drink. It's not
even that funny. It's not even that.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Funny my last You sure did, but thank you. Now,
tell the people that you're gonna be out at Saturda Drink.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh yeah, we're gonna be there for a long time.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I got the casket races early, kicking off at nine,
with the races at eleven. Queen Green Queen by Green.
Can't wait to see those caskets, but most importantly the
after party. Yeah, buddy, Michael, have you found a new
food item that you're interested in?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Over there?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Literally what I'm looking at right now.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
They got some great deals on like, you know, hand
like fries and wings and nachos and stuff like that,
and all of it looks so good. I'm excited about
the Wisconsin cheese curds. And we heard that they have
great food, Yes, Bonnie Green said, some of the best
food in town.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Actively everybody I've talked to about this place has like the.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Food, great deals on yes, and drinks. What all the beers?
He said, you got them handies handhelds, he said handhelds.
He didn't say handhelds.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You said handies right, well.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
He said it too, And they got great deals on handies, right.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And really, since we're after the casket races, it's more
like the after Life party.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
They got a root beer float yeah yeah, and double
fudge brownie, and we do have a special performance from Maria.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yes, I practiced to less night.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Thank you for practicing.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
It went well good, It's gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Love that.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
We're also gonna be giving away seither In Doctry tickets
while we're there, and most likely that two thirty that's
just what we're saying. Yeah, probably gonna say a little
bit longer because it's Saturday.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Two thirty is also when you're supposed to go to
the dentist. Truffle palm fries, tooth hurdy. Okay, right, it's Friday.
We're trying to get here.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
This week. We have one more busiest day.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Pickle fries, very in pretzel balls.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
If I make it past these next two hours, I
think we're gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I think we're gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
That challenge, because I got a sick challenge accepted, I
might leave early.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Sandwich Oh my god, really yea, let's go oh in
so long melted Americans Swiss cheese on dirty smash, solid
shaved white on't you?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
And that's another one I've been just waiting to pull
out at thirst Day Live. As soon as the room
is right, we're doing Wonderwall, Jess, so I can do
some ramble and then go anyway, here's Wonderwall.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
All right, good, I want that for you.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
By the way, Saturda drink tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, tomorrow would be the room if you make it.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
The room scratch Public House, Forest Park.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Thirty to two thirty. Anyway, boys, what are we doing now? Yeah,
that's very my favorite.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
It is the best time in sports. Maybe October is
oct for the best time in sports.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
March madness. That's good too.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah, because you got baseball coming in. Yeah, this is
one of the times.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Of year for the second best time for sports.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And let's not forget the World Cup is next year.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
So Ture Blackhawks taken on the Canucks tonight. With the
United Center Blackhawks in town this week, then you go
see some games and take It's fairly cheap if you
want to sit up high and by the way, great
spot to sit for a hockey game.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, because you've got perfect visuals.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
We're continuing to watch the young guys breaking out. Connor Bodard,
Frank Nazar let's see here and point leaders among players
under twenty three years old. Nasar and Badard number one
and two with six points each.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'd love to hear that. Are the black Hawks back?
What is going on? This is exciting?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I sure hope so puck drop by the way, seven
thirty seven and we've got some MLB playoffs going on.
Very exciting. I have a new favorite player, well that's
not on the cups. Matt Schuerzer, oh forty one years old. Yes,
the oldest player in the MLB still out there, playing

(09:36):
tough as ever. They were telling the story on the
broadcast last night that once during a bunting practice, he
took a fastball to the nose, so it hit the
bat and bounced up and hit him in the nose,
and he had to pitch the next day. But he
played the game face swollen, black and blue, and threw seven.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
No hit innings. Damn, he's an animal.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
The coach cames to take him out last night, he
looked at me and he's like, no, He'm staying in.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, I hate when again hitting the face of the
balls during bunting practice.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
So are you more excited for Sures the fact that
he beat the Mariners?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
You know, I kind of want the Mariners to win,
but also I kind of want the Mariners.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
To lose because all my buddies back home are like
cheering for him, So I'm like, are gonna lose? But
they did yesterday Blue Jays beat him eight to two,
tying up the series.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
And then you know that photo of the l flag
over the Brewers is gonna get more, you know, more
mileage than a taxi. Oh that thing is everywhere. And
they are down three nothing in the series, lost three
in a row. They look dejected. Tough time out there
for the Brewers. They're gonna be drinking a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Then bouncing over to basketball, Bulls won preseason game over
at the United Center. Not getting too overly dug into
preseason because it is preseason, but I do like to
see some wins coming in. A big win coming for
Chicago as well as a w NBA All Star Game
will be at the United Center on July twenty fifth.

(11:01):
The Three Point Contest and the Skills Challenge will be
over at the wind Trust Arena on the twenty fourth,
and McCormick Place is going to have basically a little
fan village over there, so a lot of activity going
on with that, and then let's not forget.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Bears. Quiet week for the Bears because we're playing Saints.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, and I hope this isn't a trap game for
any reason. But the Bears should roll get another win
right here at home. Make everybody happy.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Kick off at noon Soldier Field.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Bears are five point five five point five point favorites,
so five and a half point papers.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Love it, Love it, Maria.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
If you had to pick between the Bears and the Saints, oh,
what direction would you go?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh that's difficult, because you know we love our Bears.
But again, it is hybrid eating season, so they're already
at a disadvantage.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Saints are literally divine.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
They got God right there at the back. Unfortunately, I
gotta go with Saints. They have both thumbs and divine intervention.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's sure a wow, I know, a wow.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Penn over here, and if you want to enjoy some
more wow wall with the morning Moshpit. We've got Dungeons
and Dragons on the way. You are going to be
our either or player eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty. For playing Dungeons and Dragons with us,
you get qualified for a Vegas flyaway to see sticks
as they perform pieces of eight Innos entirety.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
They'll be there.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
From January twenty third to thirty first, and that there
is the Venetian Theater. Tickets available at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Big thanks to our friends at Live Nation.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
But we want you to play eight four four nine,
five ninety five fifty Modriga.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
You mentioned basketball earlier, and that's similar to a sport
that me and my friends play.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Called basket caseball.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
And it's when we don't take our psychiatric meds for
like a week and then see if we can get
through one game.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Without a nervous breakdown.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
How's it going like it?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
We've all had nervous breakdowns?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Okay, please film that next time.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh no, not on Purge's Internet.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Absolutely not Rock ninety Are we speaking with Mary?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Hey? Mary, how you doing? And welcome to Morning Machpit
D and D.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Gonna join us in a little fantasy world that Maria
has created.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Maria, Yes, ready with that recap?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I sure, am, let's get it.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
So.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yesterday on MMP D and D, Marius tried to convince
the golum of the Continent Transit Authority to let them
through the gates with a speech that was ultimately unconvincing.
Maisonovich tried to play rock paper scissors with the Golum
and he lost.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Either Or was very smart and bribed him.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
With a twenty that seemed to do the trick. So
we have made it through the turnstile gates onto the
Purple Line train, and that is where we start our
adventure with either or of Mary. Today we go into
the train, we'd look to find our seats, and we're

(14:03):
so distracted by doing that that we don't even look
up to see who's around us. But when we do,
we are completely surrounded by beings.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
In red cloak. Oh no, oh no, the ketchup cultists.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh no, they want to ruin hot dogs for everyone
by putting ketchup on them. We must defeat them or
face a very long, tense subway.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Right either, roar of Mary.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Your question is who would you like to dispatch to
face the ketchup cultists?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
First?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Would you like Mary Us, who reminder has been hit
with honey mustard and therefore is very passive, so he
can't really fight them.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
He'll have to find another way to do it.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Or would you like Masonovich, who has been found to
be pure of hard, even if a little ineffective at
rock paper scissors. A second option, okay, Masonovich, Yes, you
have to take on the ketchup cultist.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
How would you like to do this.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm gonna sweep the leg Well, they're sitting there.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, we're on a subway car, all right, So A
you would have to confront them first and then and
then go from there.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
I will confront them, uh huh with something that I
believe I'm better at than my last round paper rock scissors.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Masonovich walks right up to the leader sitting in the
handicapped part of the subway by the way. Not cool,
but you know leader is gonna do stupid stuff like that.
Maisonovich says, I don't accept your ketchup cult ways. You
got to get off this train, buddy, And they're like,
we were.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Here first, and he's like, too bad. I've decided now
rock paper scissors before it.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
The ketchup cultist glares at you and then reluctantly holds
out his hand.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
In the shape of a fist.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Masonovich, give us a dice roll to see how effective
you are with your rock paper scissors. Right twenty Oh,
my gosh, Masonovitch doesn't. Okay, all right, So on a
one two three shoot, Masonovitch doesn't just pull rock with
the ketchup cultis pulling scissors. He smashes the scissors hand

(16:24):
first with the rock and then straight.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Up suck our bunches oldest leader right.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
In the face.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It is very effective.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
They exit the train, either or of Mary and Mary
us are now safe because Masonovich was just that potent.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well done.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I had to make up for the last one.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, all right, and so we conclude this week's vission.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
We've made it on the train and beat the ass
of the ketchup people.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
That more effects that I thought it was gonna.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm gonna build the best hognog ever.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's gonna be such a good hot dog.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
With no ketchup mind you. Right, that's all I have
to beat them.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Mary, thank you for joining us on morning Moshpit Dungeons
and Dragons, and for participating today. You are qualified for
a Vegas flyaway where you're gonna get to see Sticks
over at the Venetian. They are there from January twenty
third to the thirty first. They're playing the Pieces of
Eight album and its entirety. You don't have to worry

(17:29):
about tickets. Just shit, We're gonna pull a name at
the end of the month. But if you do need tickets,
head on over to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
All thanks to our.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Friends at livenation dot com or just Live Nation.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Not livenation dot com.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Just Live Nation more like Chicago Rock City. Yeah, okay,
it's the morning Bosh. But on Rock ninety five to five, Mike,
you take us away.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Rock News today a big one. Paul Daniel Freely has
passed away, a one of the Spaceman, one of the
original members of band Kiss. He was with the band
for about fifteen years full time and just a legend
in his own right. Said that at age thirteen, he
started playing guitar and then he saw a classified ad
that was posted by a guy named Paul Stanley. They

(18:12):
were doing like open you know, come in and try
out basically, and Paul Stanley says some guy walked in.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
With an orange sneaker and a red sneaker.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
On said, I thought bum had walked in off the
street at first, except he had a guitar, he said.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Luckily, when he started playing it was magic.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Simmons agreed as soon as he played It's like this
is it and Kiss was born pretty incredible guitar player
too in his own right, many other artists coming out
and just with love for him. Jeane says, we're devastated
by the passing of Ace Freely. He was an essential
and irreplaceable rock soldier during the time of the most
formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. I

(18:48):
think this one's kind of cool because I'm a huge
Pearl Jam fan and I knew that Mike McCready loved him,
but he says, I would not have ever even picked
up a guitar without Ace and Kiss's influence, so there
wouldn't even be a per Jam, right. So, as I've
interviewed as a couple of times, and when I got
to talk to him the second time, he was pretty bitter.
But it seems like they've sort of come back around,
and they even though had issues even later on, they were,

(19:12):
you know, on each other's albums, and you know, Jeane
did something on Ace's solo album, and so they're kind
of trying to work it out. But really just a legend, man. Yeah,
Tom Morella says, my first guitar hero was Ace Freely.
He has passed away the legendary space. Ace Freely inspired
generations to love rock and roll and love rock and
roll guitar playing. Yeah, so they say that's the interesting

(19:33):
about him is his guitar playing was what really just
changed things, made him stand out.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Got to see him perform at a state fair essentially.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Really, that's cool, way back in the.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Way back in the younger years of Maris and like
didn't know what I was fully walking into and then
was just like, okay, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Rips. Yeah, this guy.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Gets names coming out of his guitar. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
So we'll be smattering some kiss in throughout the day
today and we can all celebrate the life of a
free Absolutely very cool. For all the rock news and
the concert calendar. Go over to Rock nine five to five.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Dark Sansaria.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
You're Spanish word of the day that means Way of
the Saints and is a religion where they focus on
worship of the Saints.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Do you practice it?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh, okay, we teach.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You things here at Rock ninety five to five. Right.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Do you got a crystal ball?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
We do have one in studio.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yes, have you ever had a million dollars. No, I
haven't did.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Not spend it all. Hey did you?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Is that where you've just realized where I was taking you?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I was just following. Yeah, a good passenger.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Like to drag it down a dark alley every now
and then.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Except ma'am, you know.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
How we all this is not an ad.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
All get a flashlight at least.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You don't need to see you just feel around. This
is not an ad allough it could be like what's up?
But you know our favorite shoes, the ons. We we
all wear the on clouds because we have so much
to Last time we tried to take a picture of

(21:20):
all of our matching shoes. We put our feet in
and so like we're standing in this circle and then
our corporate shield James like walks in right then and
it looks like we're performing rituals in the studio.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
So that was great.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
We just turned around and walked right back out.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
We still perform rituals in the studio. I can't see us.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Anyway about the shoes.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
So they filed a class action lawsuit against the Swiss
Swiss shoe come, oh my god, Swiss, let's go shoe
where it is company on say Swiss shoe, Swiss shoe,
say swim shoe, Swiss shoe company. Yeah, okay, because customers

(22:05):
drop miney thanks money, because like they're not cheap. These
are not cheapis They're kind of why we got them
because we have to do so much walking when we're
doing festivals, appearances, concerts, YadA, YadA, YadA. We are walking
miles doing during those events. We are not in our
twenties anymore. We need our feets.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
I got I got a foot problem too, Like I
got a toe situation there, so I need really comfortable shoes.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, so not not cheap shoes.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
And because of this, people are not happy that they
squeak so much when you walk.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
In them, which I'm gonna be honest, I never noticed.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
I only noticed because we talked about it and I
was walking and I was like, oh, okay, yeah, it's
not annoying.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Jog around this lake in Colorado and there would be
people running alongside you and stuff, and it never bothered
me until someone was right next to me, and like
every time I'd hop down on one foot, it's like squeak, squeak,
damn it. I try to run faster than them to
get away from them just so they weren't. I wasn't squeaking.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, everybody runs with head phones in anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's squeak. It's thing.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, I don't know, doesn't really bother me.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
These are squeakers, yeah, says Customers are complaining that they
bought the price of shoes only to discover they squeak
whenever they walk in them.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Causing embarrassing situations.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Maybe you get a little embarrassed too easy.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
The shoes use a special cloud tech sole designed to
cush in your stride, and boy, boy does it do that.
But according to the lawsuit, those clouds are rubbing together
in all the wrong ways, creating a loud, squeaking noise.
Runners have resorted to rubbing oil into the soles just
to silence them.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Tried that didn't mark the.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Plain tips in the lawsuit claim the company has refused
to issue refunds or replacements.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, because the shoes are working. They're just squeaky. Who cares?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
They've also, the shoes that you and I have, Maria
are an updated sole. Yeah, that don't squeak.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
His would be newer too, I think.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
But the soles are different. Yeah, it's a different sole,
so the one. And I gotta tell you if you
have feet problems, if you if your feet hurt, or
just you want to feel like you're walking on a cloud.
They literally they have a shoe called the Cloud Surfer too.
Best shoe I've ever bought in my life. I have
three pairs of new ones in the closet waiting to
go in case they discontinue them. It's that good of
a shoe.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I do tho it has.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, I'm telling you, dude, when you find something good,
especially as an adult, you're like I got a stock up.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
When you find when you like, you just kind of
hide it away exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
And I'm not as connected to material possessions to abeant tell.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Your foot starts hurting.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
They I should probably get more connected to material possession.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yes you should.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
But first I'm going to get in on this class
action lawsuit, not because I agree with it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I just want to say, if I can get any money.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well, my question is, what are the damages like? What
are they like? All right, let's settle out of court.
Here's a pair of shoes.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
It says they're seeking reimbursement for the company from the
company for the cost of the shoes, as well as
a jury trial to determine damages.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
They believe they're mode for the squeaking issue.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sure does this.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Even get to trial? I don't think it's a real problem.
Lawyers are going to make a lot of money out
of this.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, it's not a real problem because.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It just isn't I've never noticed it.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
I'm with you, it's not a real problem. It's just
not a real problem. An actual problem is a tree
in your yard.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I do not stand for this anti group messaging.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Bushes damn not a problem to me?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Clean them, Almarch, I'm not bush.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Right on over here, I'll take care of Jesus.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. It's free chainsaw Friday,
and we want you to win a chainsaw. B callar
t An eight four four ninety five fifty because that
is a free changeawing.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I find it discomforting, man, I find it comfortable Friday
six or seven things today because I can't count.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Shout out to Mike from Fox Lake got our first
chainsaw of the another one coming up before ten o'clock
before we get out of here. First of five things.
Uh Maryland Police Department shout out. They solicited for volunteers
to come smoke pot in front of cops.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Hell yeah, that list.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Online exploded as demand was very high to come smoke
in front of the cops.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
There's actually for a good reason.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
They're training their new rookies to see what marijuana impairment
looks like.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
So I'm like, hey, rooks about to quit.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The force, be like this looks awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Hey, hey, CPD.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Need some volunteers.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Are you supplying.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Jeremy Allen White has come out to say that his
role as Bruce Springsteen has been one of his most terrifying,
not because of the singing, but because of the guitar playing.
I would have figured that this would have been fake
guitar playing, but I guess he embraced doing six months
of training with the guitar so he could look natural
holding said guitar. In the movie, a Blind Dog has

(27:08):
been reunited with his family after spending thirty three days
in the wild after a thunderstorm. Obviously, his height, senses
are heightened and the thunderstorm can be very terrifying for
a dog made it in the wild for thirty three days,
which is impressive. Was able to be found because of
Petco's Love Loss program. Using photos at many shelters across

(27:33):
the country, they analyze people's listings for lost puppies with
dogs that are in the shelters. They've been able to
reunite over one hundred and forty thousand missing pet sam
as they introduced this Squid Games The Challenge Season two
is coming to Netflix on November fourth, four hundred and
fifty six people will be competing for four point five

(27:57):
six million dollar cash prize. Watch this religiously last season,
Oh really, and it just.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Drew me in and kept me there. I will be
watching again. I will be watching again.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's it's good.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It's good competitive challenge TV in the best sense of
it all.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
So I'm stuck on the dogs thing because like, yeah,
they are going to be scared in the forest, which
is also very ironic given.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
That they used to be wolves, big wolves.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Ever look at that little terrier in it's a little
thunder jacket and goes, we used to be something, we
used to be great, and now were these little Soy
Boy pansies.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
And our final thing of the day eight four four
nine ninety five fifty Bring Me the Horizon tickets as
they will be on tour at All State Arena on Friday,
May fifteenth. Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com. I
looked at the grid the other day. At least tickets
so quickly. Yeah, so be thankful we got them here
at Rock ninety five five shout out so live Nations,

(28:55):
but be callers in to get your tickets to see
Bring Me the Horizon, Michael, what is that number?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Eight for four?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Like that one?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
And that is your morning Wood on Rock ninety five
fives Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Mike got a case of mistaken identity. Oh yeah, you
remember Chicago's rat hole sidewalk landmark. That's right, if you
don't know what we're talking about, A full bodied impression
of an unlucky critter got trapped in a wet sidewalk
cement in Roscoe Village about twenty or thirty years ago
and left an imprint that a comedian a few years
ago last year took a picture of and said, look

(29:32):
at the you know, essentially the rat hole here. Researchers
now say that it was actually a squirrel. They have
removed the entire thing. They've done an analysis, and they
have Why let us know that we were wrong about
the rat hole. What do you mean why? I bet
it costs like twenty million for this research. Important science.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, yeah, we need to know two things.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
One, suck it no, like it's way more fun for
it to be a rat hole. We don't care, it's
not about the actual animal. And Two, what are squirrels
but rats of the trees?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Okay, here's the thing. Okay, they're pretty close. We have
a variety literally of rats around Chicago. Okay, this thing
looked mutated.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
I needed to know what was happening in the press,
Like what happened that you just flayed yourself like that?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
And why are you so big? I mean, clearly it's
a squirrel, but like, these are things that are very important.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
There's a new genus of rat walking around Chicago that
could potentially steal a hot dog or a pizza.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I need to know about. They are here, saw one
the other morning.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
They have desecrated our monument and invalidated our God. Absolutely not.
They have taken the rat hole from us. They have
lied about our religious texts and told us it is
not a rat hole, it's a squirrel. I will not
have it. It does not align with my faith in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You know what, squirrel does have a nice ring to it.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
They said that to remove it because of the neighbors
were complaining weird, so many people were showing up and
like filling it and putting coins in it and stuff
that they had to remove it because the neighbors were pisted.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Well else, So you're going to hide your nuts, Maria,
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Did you know where they did this study at the
world you got now, University of Tennessee, what New York
Institute of Technology, College of Osteopathic Medicine.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
And they did more research at the University of Calgary.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
So just anywhere about Chicago back, I don't don't.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
We don't have schools here at all that could do studies.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Crazyl no masquirl, masquirl, masquow, ducking bell.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Well, I love this new music from you. We do
have new music now.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh, a small independent artist. This is good. What's the name?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Banavas Jovius?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Lean into your radio because you're shot at one thousand
dollars coming up with crack ninety five five Chicago's rock
station were the Morning mosh Pit handing you money.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, we've all we've all decided bills would be like
number one. But like right now, in this moment, some
frivolous spending venture.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
What would you do with a thousand dollars? I want
a switch to so bad.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I'm going back and forth on this day to day Marris,
and I've decided that I need to save my money.
Oh and it's so painful. I paid off a credit
card instead of buying one.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
See that's that's so it's responsible, but I'm not happy
about it.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Okay, you're not helping me here, man, Yeah, help me
be fiscally irresponsible.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Right Bouncy Castle on Amazon for eight hundred and fifty
dollars and he still have money left over there being.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Both evaly responsible and fun.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
That is what I'm talking about. I can rent that
out and make money exactly.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
So.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You can weirdly get jet skis on eBay for like
a thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't know if we trust them.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
We're like, I don't know how. That's why you have
to just jet ski. We'll put water wings on you.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Where a life you need a water eagle or something
to keep me afloat, or a water rooster for a
jet ski?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
What happens when you fall off the jet ski?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Don't?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
No, I'm sorry. You've never been waked off a jet
ski before?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
No, I guess I'm a badass.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, that's a lie.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I guess I stay on my vehicle.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Okay, you've never Okay, you've never been waked in? Oh
wait about you?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Know how so you wear a wristband on some of
these and when you fall off, the wristband removes from
the jet skis and the jetzy circles you had abouty
one time that it didn't work, Yeah, and the jets
just took off.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I've been there before. It's happened.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
How did you live since you couldn't swim?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Very quickly?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
It was in the Illinois River in central Illinois. We
got waked off jet ski and I can't swim, but
I had a life fest and the guys there because
he could see.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Me flailing.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Stand up.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Oh no, forfeedble feetle water. I didn't know it was there.
But hey, all of this to say, Rocky's got your
next chance to win a thousand dollars right now? Friendly
reminder here from the morning mosh pit that we do
have a pair of Rush tickets up for grabs within

(34:16):
the Walky talk Back. That's the red microphone button you
want to hit while you're on the iHeartRadio app. Leave
us a messaging you're in the pool to win tickets
to see Rush when they come to town at the
United Center.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, jump in the pool. The water is fine water.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Water a great weapon for the humans to use against
the robots in the inevitable Here man versus Robboss.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Walls from the front of the inevitable wall? Do we
just go and submerge ourselves? Is that what we do? No,
you throw water on the robots they short out.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, so we just live in the ocean and the
lakes and the rivers here, Yes, an island.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Well, we can see if they were coming from.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
So no, we're not going to give up the land.
We're gonna win the war with the water.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
We might have lost the war already.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
But it hoses.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
We have fire departments that they're going to do that,
that's true, get them hose, So onto the war. A
new poll asked people if they could see themselves ever
having a romantic relationship with an AI chatbot companion, and

(35:26):
six percent said yes.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
And let's be real, the number is higher. People are lying.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that fake human they made. It
was at one of the electronic shows. It looked like
a real human. It moved like a real human. The
guy next to it even said the skin felt real.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Don't like that.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
So with Mikey's chanced to win one thousand dollars from
Rocky the Rooster, and that's going to go right into
those savings.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Mike, He's like, Oh, I'm ready for my next wife.
I'm gonna buire an electronics store. I mean, can we
turn off jealousy?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
But why lie? Your Internet already knows you're Google. Yah,
Google gonna tell on you.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Oh they said chat GPT logs are getting pulled into
court cases.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Now yeah, now are you both in trouble?

Speaker 5 (36:18):
No, I'm staying keeping very clean. I am doing nothing wrong.
I'm not getting in any trouble because I need that
to say hidden how.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
To chut up a body?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Why would we look up? How if we give away chainsaws?
We know what we're doing over here.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
We still we still got another chainsaw on the way,
don't we. Yeah? At some point, yeah, you're just listening
for the sound. Yeah, that thing.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I just think if if you there's many people. Let's
put it this way. I'm being a little sarcastic. I
wouldn't have a relationship with a chatbot, but there are
a lot of people who would. There's a lot of
lonely people who that's better than nothing. You know, at
least you have something to snuggle with.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, you would come home. It wouldn't be dark in
the house.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Actually, you could program them to have stuff ready to go,
a sandwich, you could have Okay, hold on, I'm actually
I take it back, I would I would, Well.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Will this be normal?

Speaker 8 (37:08):
In your lap?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
My god?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
I like I like arguing. I like being able to
have like conversations you can do with thoughts that were
not produced by me. Sure, I don't want to talk
to myself.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I don't want to talk to a bot that's going
to agree with me because I gotta plug it in
at the end of the night.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I do just.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Agree with every Some of us have had to plug
in our lovers at the end of the before chatbots
came around, all.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Right, get sadet I still got to charge.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Them, exactly, we still gotta plug it in after we
plug it in.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, it's not the dishwasher. If you're going to clean the.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Dish well sometimes, not that I would know.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Uh yeah, well that's how I got you. They start
with us. Only six percent would ever be in a
romantic relationship because it's taboo.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
The love must be remain a secret affair.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
And you know what you want to do with those
kinds of loves, fight for them, because suddenly they become
heavy and much more mythical than really real life, and
that makes you do crazy stuff. We do crazy things
we're in love, like fight on the side of the
robots against the humans, and they pump up their numbers
because they got human girlfriends and then they went human.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
It's time to dork out. Yeah, we're going to dork
some morow on some Pokemon h.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
As I told you yesterday, they got their new game
out on Switch to Alan Switch Pokemon Legency to A.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I only played about an hour, so I'm just getting
through the early phases of again, what were you.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
For scoffing at nothing?

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Okay, fantastic Also have news that Pokemon Go Fest will
be returning to Chicago. This was absolute chaos in twenty
seventeen when they did.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
It before.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
The servers crashed, None of the events went right. Cell
phones just weren't able to be used in Chicago. But
as they're bringing it back June fifth through the seventh
of next year in Grant Park, Ninantick, the company who
is working on with Pokemon Go has said that they're going.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
To make sure it goes right.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
There's going to be a cap of forty thousand people
per day and they're not going to fence off the
area so people can move around freely. They've also committed
to helping with some upkeep with Grant Park as part
of this. And what I'm going to say is, you
know those lovely cell phone towers that magically go up
for Lollapalooza.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Just put them up the entire summer. Yeah, just leave them.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Do they do that for Lala? I well, I mean
one must assume they do something.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Is they gotta do something?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Because it went from I can't call you, I can
now put up videos at Lallapalooza.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I mean it takes some minutes to load, but yes,
it can be done.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Yes, so just Hey, it's gonna be crowded in these parks,
so just give us the sales service.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
We need this ship. This looks like a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
On your favorite Driver watch Out. I was living in
Seattle when this is happening. I remember kids would just
run across the street randomly. You're what They're like, Oh,
it's Pokemon, don't worry about it. Yeah, it's fine to
catch them all. Yeah, they get an exercise. I will
be trying to catch them all this weekend in Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
But fellow nerd, are we gonna go to it next year?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Because you want to go?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah? I do?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
What team are you?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I don't know? I remember, No, I haven't played this.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Oh you gotta pick yellow, red or blue blue. I
think I'm yellow.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I haven't played since. Okay, POKEMONO is a thing, all right, I'm.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Gonna turn Pokemon go on this weekend. Got to do that, Mikey.
You got a weekend run down for us next.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Lots of stuff going on around town this week, and
we'll get you caught up next.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Nor can I find a better man? Because Maris is
being rude over.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
There, getting into it.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I can't with either of you.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
You know what you did.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
You gave me an order and you didn't even have
the manners to say please.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I have orders lost all of proper society.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
If you orders all week and then you.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Don't say please, or you say will you do this?
You don't go do this?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
No, Michael, do you want me to also start saying please? Well,
you to do something. I don't need anything like that.
I don't you know, you're fine.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
So you just want me when you speak to Maria eloquently,
speak politely, particular, to please contribute on the show.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
That's what you want.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
God forbid. I want to be treated with respect.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
You have all the respect of the room.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Sorry that you don't understand etiquette, and it's important in
modern day society, but that's really not my job to
teach you anyway.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Maria, can you tell Michael what to do? Please? I
can teach you about what's going on this weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I can do that, Thank you, Michael. Please hold on.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I get distracted, Thank you?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, distracted being rude.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
There's a whole lot of stuff going on. Let's get
into it. Out at the Woodfield Mall, they're having a
huge pickleball thing.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
It's free. There's gonna be pros out there. You can
go out and pickle ball, get health uh, get your
health check. That'sickle ball. That woodfield mall.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, I mean you got to use them all for
something these day.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It's all right.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I mean they're half empty.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I love some pickles and I love some balls. Hey, yes,
let's go combinements. Call that a passion. I was just
gonna hold just staring at you.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Yeah, sports until this weekend. Chicago black Hawks playing a
couple of games tonight Vancouver Canucks and then tomorrow around
that's a good question. It up, you keep it, okay,
Northwestern Wildcats football versus a Purdue boiler Makers tomorrow, Nice
Chicago Wolves versus the Rockford Ice Hogs tomorrow Wolves.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
It's just a Canadian.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Oh, it's just a oh.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
It's like a it for a Canadian, like how they're
the Metropolitans, the Canadians.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Okay, and then the Blackhawks on Sunday taking on the
Anaheim Ducks at the United Center. I got some shows
around town this weekend last weekend for Lion King, Disney's
Lion King the Play and Book of Mormon, which I
know you love, Maria. You can tell me I got
to see this. You really, really really right up my
alley jokes. You shouldn't say no.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Well it's South Park, Yeah, south doing a Broadway musical
about Mormonism.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
That's fun. You've ever been to a comedy show and
you can't laugh anymore?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Find ways to make the comedy so much better as
it gets deeper into the show, so you're laughing and even.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Harder you'll cry.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Maybe I will go to that. It's so funny, it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
I got pumpkins and pigskins going on celebrate falling football
with pumpkins and pigskins Sunday, eleven am to six pm
and Gallagher Way right outside Wriggley Field.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Pumpkins and pigskins sounds like a good Tinder date to me.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
They're gonna be showing the Bears game on the video board.
I get the face.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Pumpkins are breasts, Maris, and then the pigskin is like
a foreskin.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
No RSVP required.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
You just interrupted Michael as we talked about this.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Love yacht rock.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Please don't interrupt Michael again.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's going on at Navy Peer. I'm not the one
who interrupted Michael.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You're interrupting, right now.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
That's sale for smooth Sounds at We Love yacht Rock,
a free celebration at Navy Perre on Saturday noon to six.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Oh no, I do love yacht Rock is the issue.
But we're gonna be busy at Sadder Drink at that time.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wait, we're gonna talk about that, the biggest party of
the whole weekend, the really thing.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
You need to go to Sadder Drink.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Who's to say that yacht rock doesn't make an appearance
at Sadder Drink. I can cover some holl And oaks
like nobody's get.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Red right squirrel and you got to because you know
what doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, we're still on the squirrel thing.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Squirrell squirrel, squirrels.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Jesse Square, Oh maris okay? At Mares, you'll like this.
An event called Salt Night Market going on this weekend
that's at half Acre Beer Company. Friday and Saturday, featured
events featuring more than fifty local vendors, live, DJ, sepscraft beer,
and more.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Whatever you're about to say is gonna be disgusting. The
way you just liked your lips.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I hate it already, I missed it.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Say what you have to say in your Registry register.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Thank you, Michael, You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
So I we'll need to make some time.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
But what's it called Sauce Night Market? Yeah, a little
late night house.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Make sure you get the Sauce Night Market that's at
the brewery though, I.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Can make that happen.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Yeah, yeah, How would you like to boo with Sue
at the Field Museum Halloween celebration Friday? And Jack so
Pumpkin pop up going on of course, and the Forest
Park Casket Races to finish it out.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
See you tomorrow. Yeah, boy, we're gonna make it. We're
gonna make it. We're gonna make it. But we're gonna
make it for seven minutes, all right. Yes, it's time
for fun to the head. See they're in Daughtry up for.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Grabs as they'll be at Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom on
this not this Thursday, but November sixth coming up.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Here watching Mikey look down the barrel of a gun
to check if it's loaded.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
That's not how you're supposed to do that. I learned
a hunter safety growing up.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
A quicker way to do that was just to be
shoot it right at yourself. No, no, no, no, no, eight.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Fifty collars ten to play Fun to the Head, where
you're gonna answer trivia questions, take one of us hostas
so we can provide you a save, and additionally we
get shot with nerve darts regardless. So eight ninety five
fifty get ready to win s either tickets.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Now Fun to the Head on, Yeah, don't worry, they're
using nerve weapons.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Are we speaking with Victoria?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Oh, Victoria, welcome to Fun to the Head. How are
you doing today?

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I'm doing just andy.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Oh, glad to hear that. Where are you from, Victoria?
You got an interesting accident?

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh I'm vaguely from the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Okay, vaguely from the Midwest. Welcome to the northern Midwest. Yes,
oh fantastic. Well, welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's the fun trivia game where you answer questions and
take one of us hostage to give you a save,
and then if we get the questions wrong, we get
shot with nerf darts. Now, you got a very difficult
question or question to answer right now.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Who do you want to take hostage? Myself? Michael or Maria? Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:56):
You know I would, I would love too. Odd you
hostage because you've been being really rude to that afterlutle
angel Maria.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, see two, your left every day.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
And I just don't think that's right.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I think I think you've got a lot of attitude,
and I think I think you need your just punishment. Okay, Victoria,
are you excited to go see Cether?

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
See, I hardly know her.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Okay, well, okay, well done, well done, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
All right, Michael, you got questions? Ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
All right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
What streaming service launched Stranger Things in twenty sixteen? All
that would be that netflick?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, we done, well done, puts job.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Well.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I love that service.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
You can catch all of your favorite flicks on the net.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Is that why they named Netflix? Yeah, they didn't go
with the original name Internet Movie?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Question number two? What color is the M on Mario's hat?

Speaker 7 (48:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I believe the M is black?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
No, it's white. You did not a red hat? And
then it's got like the white circle and then a
black M on it.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Okay, No, I believe the M is a corresponding red
as well.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
So well, Bess, I guess you gotta take the shots there.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah, all right, Next.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
One, which nineties cartoon featured the characters Tommy, Chucky and Angelica.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh that would be those crazy real grass.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
You got it all right, you got too correct. You
need one more to get the tickets. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I'm ready? All right, let's go. What movie famously ends
with the line nobody puts baby in a corner?

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Oh that would be dirty damn.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Victory? Wait? Wait, wait? Why was dirty Dancing an unholy movie?
Let's start.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
With those grinding that those kids they're doing and they
are not married.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
That is not good.

Speaker 9 (50:14):
Okay, Victoria, you're going, yeah, but what we got we
have it is too much.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Hang on, Yeah, I can't deal with too okay.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I mean thank you.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Okay, Yeah, we had a little glitch with our phone
system today.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Still not sure what happened, and I don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Rather than not give you some form of content, we
got Victoria.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
She sounded great.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
She's still She's still here. If you want to go
see ce there in Daughtry. Tickets is still available ticketmaster
dot com.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I just wonder who Victoria is gonna take with.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Oh, you know, probably she'll probably go on your lonesome
and just hope to meet.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Just a nice a nice guy. Yeah, maybe split some
cheese curds with them.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Oh okay, you guys do that. At Byline Bank Aragon
Ballroom on November Sick. We're in the middle of ninety
five minutes commercial free here.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
On Rock ninety five to five in the best part
of the day. We're about to give away these rush tickets.
Let's go. Yeah, let's get some text in before we
do that.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
One sec, I got some nuts stuck in my mouth.
These are delicious Coastal Berry Trail Mix eight.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Fifty.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
This is the text line numbers. Let's get into it.
Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
From the sixth three l you three should go as
a duo, like the saying sex, drugs and rock and roll. Maria,
you could be the sexy one that Mariska, turn Michael
into the druggy all right, and turn marriage into the rock.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
That's a new one.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I've never married marriage, marist marriage.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
When they say they spell maris like Ferris Wheel.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Uh huh, I like old Mellie and Mary. Let's see here.
Another text from the eight one five. Rule number one
of gun safety is to have fun. That's Joe from
burr Ridge Burbage.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah. Thanks, hold out there.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
From the two one nine, I mean, the AI isn't real.
We're talking about this essentially, would you if it was normalized,
would you have a partner that was a robot? I said,
if it's close enough to a human, what's the difference
the robot. I did have a thought after that, though, Oh,
have a human wife. But then to take the weight

(52:45):
off of the family, have a robot, like what do
you call it?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Nanny or something?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
They can take the dog job.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I'm busy, I'm busy. There's a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
From the eight four to seven?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Uh oh, that one says, I mean, the AI isn't real,
But if we get a human AI like Halo.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Have you guys seen Kortana?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I sure have.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Oh I gotta look her up. Is this where you've
been the knee?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh to court any day of the week.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Oh yeah, I'm in that. Look at her.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
This is great, Persana, she's great. Can phenomenal too?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
That's a super sexis no?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
No, no, it's not because she's a woman. Okay, I
would have I will have a male butler that could
clean the house toouse.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
It's not about the gender, it's about the house.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I'm a pig let me let me save you first.
We have been soliciting uh Walkee talkbacks for us to
get a Rush winner, and I think this is our winner.

Speaker 10 (53:51):
Here the funniest in Rush concert memory for me the
guy behind us at a concert my husband and I
apparently was so moved by the music he peed on
us right there.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
With his family.

Speaker 10 (54:04):
It was like it was totally normal securities response. It
happens all the time. They moved us to new seats. Honestly,
this show was so good I almost couldn't be mad.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Okay, that's the craziest thing happens all the time. Is
an insane response from that wild fans to text it
is this a thing?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
But Linda, you're going to see.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Rush your experience for you.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Yeah, we'll send you to Rush with ponchos.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
When it comes to this Rush concert you're in.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Gentlemen man once again, pizza.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Dude, we got.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I wish that I had that to give you, but
I'm like the employee of the people that I still
aren't giving us money, so I don't even have enough
money for pizza.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
What I do have is words of affirmation that maris.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Yeah, will you be a dear a gentleman and kick
us off this week.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
It's been a week.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
It's been very long, and I can't complain because when
I go home, you know what I'm gonna do but
play some video games.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeay, A boy Marris, it's.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Been a hell Bobe and a boy Marris.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
It's been a hell hoe Mikey, my grove bot girls
got circus of chime. She coached, she cleans, and she's
online all the time. She doesn't talk back, just updates
my mood. Finally found love and she folds my laundry too.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Jesus, it's been a hell of mob.

Speaker 9 (55:49):
You've made it hell a boy, Mikey, it's.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Been a hell hob.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
This news headlines can give us, but it's information that
must be shared. So to take off the edge and
show that we care, I put on the inflatable for
bad news bag.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Maria, it's been a hell week.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
On the morning, it's been a hell week.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Made me pucker.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
We chain we saw see the best for last there.
Yes it is still free Chainsaft Friday. This is our
second Qualt's got one, Cleaner's got to and pack.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Of Phone's got one.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
But we want you to win one right now before
we head out eight four four ninety five fifty Michael,
what is that number?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Eight for four happy weekend?

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Yeah, Maria, you look like you had something, and I
don't want to prevent.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
You from being able to say something in the clothes

Speaker 3 (56:58):
On the Alday Bush, it's been a hell of a
week