Road Rage, Old Slang, and Twin Peaks

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Never and dad, it's the new way of life.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's a terrible way to live.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I'm not enjoying it, that's for sure, but I am
enjoying this. Yes, it's morning Mosh.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
But my name is Maria Palmer a mass I'm Michael,
and congratulations.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You made it to Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
To be fair?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Do you think that was directed to you?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
To be fair?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You're gonna sit here and think that was directed to
you to be fair?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What are we? What are we faring him for?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
He made it to Friday. That's that's a good Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Living in this body, in this frain every week is
a win, especially when you get your ass kicked.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's why we're happy.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Pull the card again.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, as long as I have these scars, are these
open wounds on my body.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Wound my skin to Paul, I was going to say,
you get about one more week?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, and if if anybody doesn't know, I got jump
li s week on the street. A little background, nothing
too exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Did you need someone to rub some salt in those wounds?
Because I'm available, No.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Plenty of that myself.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
A busy day to day as always, on Friday, especially
this one because it's our last VIP upgrade for Rock
the Country, which we will be given away in front
to a Head at eight, So be ready and if
you want all week be listening and be waiting for
a phone call because you might be getting that VIP upgrade.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I like to give away the VIPs.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's very fun.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I always like when you reveal, like by the way,
you also get to keep your general tickets, and then
you kind of hear the little bit of panic, like,
oh god, I gotta throw two other people at it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm gonna figure out transportation.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
But it's also like, hey, you get to go in
Ga and I'm gonna bep, we'll waive.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
This is the pair for your in laws.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean, if you hate your in laws, hey you
still get to go see Nickelback and Kid Rock and Skinner.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was gonna say, that's not hate, it's separate.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
So it is a special day today. Oh I'm trying
to remember it.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's that's so crazy because it's like the end of
the week. Yeah, and we do stuff, is it?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I believe three three chainsaws change almost for that.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
There's so many things happening today in this weekend, and
Michael keeps staring at me, and I'm just waiting for
the trash talk.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Tonight tonight, by the way, by the way, by the way,
by the way. How the Tigers do against the White Sox?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yesterday they split the series, Michael, They but yesterday the
White Sox split the series against the best team in
basic like.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
A good intermission.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's fun to split a series because you don't want
to binge watch the whole way through, shit stop and
so much.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And obviously that wasn't the time to call. But I'm
glad you know the number that's good, that is very positive.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty text us because
simple Mind tickets are going to be up for grabs.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Every text gets your name in the hat to win those. Yes,
and Merris's favorite team, if you don't know, as the Tigers,
mine is the Cubs. They play each other this weekend,
and we're gonna talk about the big bet. We got
to come up with a bet. You said I did
two days ago, but the Tigers will sweep the Cubs.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I did. That's wild, that's wild. I'm just standing behind it.
It's gonna bite me in the button. I already know.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
The real win is the Friendships remake along the Way.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Now w c HI weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
More air quality alerts in effect today, Son of a bee. Again,
it would be kind of nice today if it wasn't
just overcast because of the wildfire smoke.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm about to add to my token on a Friday
weaken bait kind of day I wish I had.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I mean, yeah, technically you are awake, waking all day,
no seventy degrees high today. It is gonna be partly cloudy,
dry though, so that's kind of nice. And then the
weekend not looking so bad.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Cloudy.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Wildfire smoke's going to clear out as we get towards
the end of the weekend. Looking great for Dino Derby
on Saturday, though.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's that's the key.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
We want to have decent air quality when you're trying
to sprint that FORTYEP and win that thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm just trying to drink that forty right watching you
guys speak.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Also, registration is closed, okay, so so the race is set.
Race is set. Dump dump dumb just for the race.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yes, we still want to see you as a spectator
to come have fun with us at the Field Museum tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Here, I got an idea for you. If you got
kids and you haven't been in the city in a
while and you're like, this could be fun. You come
out to Dino Derby, hang out, go to the Field Museum,
and then for free at Navy per on Saturday night
the fireworks show.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh, just make it a whole thing. Are you planning
a whole day? I I was thinking this today.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I was like that because these fireworks are so freaking
loud every Wednesday and Saturday.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm like, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Gun? Yeah, no, that was that would be so I
think we're getting a tax they're so fire Yeah, but
that would be a fun Saturday.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Anyway. We can't gonna be pretty nice, a little hazy
in the seventies, so.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
There might be a blizzard.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Cool. So there's just old phrases that have gone away.
Oh and there's some of them. Yeah, my grandpa used
to have some good ones. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I still we can't say those ones out out.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Anymore true for some of them. Were kind of talked
about those on the way on Rock ninety five to.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Five is your weekend rock station Rock ninety five five.
Keep us with you all weekend long, no matter what
you're doing, drinking in the garage, hanging out, We're here
for you.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Murray, what do you got?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
He believes to say a lot of things that made
sense in the context of the time that do not
make sense anymore. And it's always meant to go through
these lists. One is I gotta print directions. Give me
a second.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh, I was talking to somebody about that the other day.
You remember map quest, Yeah, yeah, I did that three
years ago.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You know how they tell us like you're not to
text and drive and don't look at your phone while
you're driving. But like back in the day, we would
have a full book of directions that we'd have up
in our face while we're trying to also look at signs.
And by the way, we didn't have those cars that
kept you in your lane either, if you were screwed.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I did do that when I lost my phone at
the Pride parade. Oh yeah, oh oh, I didn't think
of that. Yeah, you map quested to the guy who
had my phone so crazy. Yeah, it was wild. I
don't like it. Well, butter my button call me a biscuit.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Okay, here's a quarter call someone who cares.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Wow, I haven't seen a payphone in a while. I
saw a shell of one the other day, but there
was no phone in it.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, because they still have the phone boosts out and
the route.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
But yeah, non smoking. Please did you get the newspaper
to check the movie times?

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
My, I remember tish movie phone.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Do you remember that episode of Seinfeld where they kept
accidentally calling Cramer but then he just trained himself on
how to give the movie times and souths like please press?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
He was liked.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
He was like, did you press? Speaking of which I'm
gonna star sixty nine?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
You're ass?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Is that still a thing?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I don't think. I don't think it can be.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Maybe, well, don't you do you star sixty nine to
block your number?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
That was what I was going to ask. What's the
code to block? Because that's going to be the big thing.
Text us eight four four fifty.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
The star sixty nine is the one that gets your
number out of the caller.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I do, yeah, okay, it is that one call me
after eight I'm out of minutes.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't miss those days. This is
the cat's pajamas.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Don't text me.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I only get one hundred texts a month, and after
that it's ten cents each.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't miss those days either.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Especially because the text messages took ten minutes to write
because we didn't have full keyboards here.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Baby, oh my g Willockers.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, absolutely, did you want an s It's gonna take
a minute. Check the TV guide channel to see what's on.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Wow. Okay, so that was intense. I remember the TV
Guide the paper one.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I grew up with brothers, so this was frequently said
in my house. Up your button around the corner.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Take a left. Anybody know the rest of that? No,
I don't remember it. Maybe that was just around my neighborhood. Okay,
not great.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You're getting into some preaky stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm tickled pink over here. Don't bring up hogwash. Hogwash
is perfectly fine. I'm about to flip my wig.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay, they're reverting. We gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
They're reverting back to their old selves, and the ones
that they're here now are not much more mature.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, we're break here.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
How about sie? I think we should bring psych back.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
We shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'm bringing it back.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Should bring it back.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Psych is back now.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
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Speaker 2 (09:11):
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Speaker 9 (09:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Directing them to a website on a computer computer is
kind of like.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
A robot, wouldn't We're having a good No, Yeah, I
guess I know what side you're taking in the inevitable.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Cuban buses robot walls from the front of the inevitable
human robot war.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
China recently hosted a kickboxing tournament for humanoid robots. Each
fighter was a Unit Tree G one EDU model, the
most advanced robot, and Unit Trees G one lineup again,
armed with special combat training including straight punches, hooks, kicks,

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and knees. These robots can be controlled by voice command,
motion sensing, or remote control.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
And I control it by saying stop, You're safe. Where
it is going to be stopped. Please.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, well they can be controlled, now, can't they Until
they can't be controlled, they're teaching them to fight.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah yeah, in the natural evolution of whatever this war
is and becomes. If there's a robot division of sports,
I'm with it.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I agree with you. Agree. I've thought about this.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
What if each team could have a robot new like no,
but like you have humans, but then each basketball team
has a robot and you can pick what where it plays.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
I want specific specs for size and how they operate
for your team. But they're all robots taking on robots.
And if you want to get some thinky thinkies going
within there so that they can like program and figure
out how to go, then cool. I don't want to
see robot versus man.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Centerfield is nine thousand feet away.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
And I think it's pretty obvious how they get you
with this one. I mean, first, the robots start replacing
our boxers. Next thing you know, they start.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Replacing our wrestlers.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Then we don't get cool wrestlers, and then subsequent weird
reality TV shows like say, oh, I don't know Hogan
knows best, and then there goes our entertainment. And then
we just decline in general as a species because we
don't have any wrestler to tell us what's best.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
And then they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Lenny Kravitz a famous crop top wearer. I'm rocking ninety
five to five. It is hashtag crop top week two
ki the.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Best crop top wear.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
No offense, Maria, Oh, I would never, I would never
try to step to Lennykrabats start hitting me.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, there's no comparison. It's a beautiful, beautiful man. You
really can first first official war week of summer in
Chicago Land. That means temperature is above sixty five. That's
always going to be cropped up.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Baby. We're gonna celebrate it next year.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
To my gate, barely made it above that sixty five,
but we did so it counts lots of stuff going on.
Speaking of summer, it's starting to look like summer with
the events around town. Tonight, the Ravenia concert series kicks.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Off with Heart. Nice Yeah, nice.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Shout out our engineer Karen, one of the biggest Heart
fans we know.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
She like a deadhead for Heart. She takes this day
off every single time she should.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
She should.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
What is Heart's biggest song? Why am I boy? That's right?
So that's going on tonight tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Lots of stuff going on, of course, the biggest event
in town at the Field Museum.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Oh yeah, hey, you.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Better be their Derby. Did you talk to Pete Onz? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
You know, I mean I didn't really talk to him,
but someone who knows his friend said that he mentioned
something about the Dino Derby.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know, so be at once a fallow up
boy may or may not make an appearance at Dino Derby.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
You're gonna have to go to find out.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Hey, guys, if you're listening, please come out in dinosaur
costumes and then surprise us all with an acoustic show
after after.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
The please in thank you, ex exo your friends.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Hardy Maschwitz signing up for Dino Derby is closed. You
can't race at this point, but you still come hang
out with us.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Pierce the Veil.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Also going on this weekend Saturday, Credit Union one Amphitheater
or showtime seven pm. The Chicago Sky are playing the
Indiana Fever this weekend at the United Center.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
It is noted is a very big rivalry. Yes, bullet
Caitlin Clark will not be playing as.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
She is injured.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, but that why those tickets are thirteen bucks.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
To get this, we Chicago sports fans need to go
and support the Sky at the United Center. As the
WNBA is getting out there and breaking these records for attendance,
we need to be a part of it.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Still, pack the UC this weekend.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Fireworks Saturday night at Navy Peer That's free. Great thing
to do if you want to take the kids out
and uh. Chicago White Sox in town all weekend hosting
the Kansas City Royals, after night game tonight, afternoon game tomorrow,
and then afternoon game on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
We have news coming up later in this show because
something wild that I didn't think was gonna happen happened
with the White Sox yesterday. No oh yeah, we're gonna talk.
It's a lot to dive into, very confusing, but we're
going to explain it to.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
The best way that we can. Was it that they
beat the Tigers?

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Which was merrits and Stars?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
And then the Tiger's gonna play the Cubs and get
beat again?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
The same thing what happened?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm going to fight everyone in the studio. Tigers are skinning.
What happened to the thing? It was one of lost
Michael to wait one, Hey.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Is trying to wail into my ear right now, okay,
and I want that beautiful man to serenad me, so
please shut up.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Boys, do not get down with the sickness.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Cold.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Susan is very very serious and we want you to
be okay. No one deserves the sniffles, Mikey, what we're doing?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh, it's bedding time.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
A couple days ago, Maris really decided to shoot his
mouth off, and oddly the same day that the White
Sox beat the Tigers eight to one. Because the Cubs
the Tigers are playing this weekend, and Maris said, what
did you say?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
I stand by my statement by it, huh that the
Tigers will sweep the Cubs at Kamerica in Detroit this
week A sweep, a sweep, and you.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Got sweep is happening?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
PCA Kyle Busch, Okay, yes, you know the names of congratulations.
These guys are on fire, are vile, Tyler Ida.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
I am excited because this is going to be great baseball.
It's going to be an amazing what I'll call a
playoff seat.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's gonna be fun. What a fun weekend.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Cameron sounds like a baseball name.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So we're wagering on this. We do need to come
up with some sort of bet, Maria. We need you
to be the keeper of.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
The still good at keeping bets. My man pulling out punishments.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
My man hit me up on Instagram. Eddie from Chicago,
Edmund Cruz, he's a great dude. He said that the
loser should have to eat the other team's pizza. Well, yeah,
I know I thought it when I said it. So
like if I lost, I would have to eat Detroit
style pizza for a full day. But you get to

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pick the toppings and you could put on it whatever
you want and I would have to eat it.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Also deep dish Chicago the other way. Okay, that's one idea.
Now did you have one shot? Collar for a shot?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I like that?

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
That one? Can that actually stop our heart or anything?
Raise it? I just have a shot? How we need
to hit it up and then Maria would obviously be
the control.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
No, no, no, I don't like that at all, that one.
Where is your confidence? Michael, Well, well know.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That the Cubs. The Tigers are not going to sweep
the Cubs. So fine, you're right, You're right, Marison, super confident.
I just don't. I have a weird thing with electricity.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I don't like electricity hitting me like us electrics weird
electric fence knock myself out on time when I was young.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Did you have any other bad ideas that we can
run through the room here? I kind of like this one.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
The loser has to write and perform a love letter
to the rival team's mascot.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I actually think as much as I do want to
shock in your eyes, and I'm getting wrong, I do.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I think that one's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Okay, it's better on the air too, I mean the air.
So I would have or you would have Clark, and
I would have you would have Pause. By the way,
how do you name a Tiger mascot?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Pause? Clark is so original? Clark is original. You can
name him Scar or something or like or like. Give
me all right, I have to for something.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
I had one more bet strip. The loser actually strips
pretty solid. The loser has to sing karaoke at the
next Thursday.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I think so bad.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
First of all, I'm gonna make you do that anyway
at some.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Point no no, no, no no no no no no
no isolated, not with the team, but like by yourself.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Can the karaoke a love song about the opposing team?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
So wait a minute, Okay, I like where this is going.
So we have to do that on the air. But
also at the next Thursday, we have to take our songs.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, okay, yeah? Are we so?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Is that a parley kind of deal?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Are you? Are you making the decision or do we
want some help?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I think we want some help. Eight four four fifty
text in and vote.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
We get the four options.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
It's the pizza swap, the shock collar, the love letter
to the mascot, and then the karaoke a love song
karaoke to the other team.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, this is gonna be good. Go Cubs, It's not
gonna happen. Go, it's not gonna happen. I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I'm gonna take the reality look and I'm gonna say
we're gona win two out of three.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm gonna block your phone number by the time this
weekend is over. I've been tagging you everything. When I
saw the songs, meet the Tigers yesterday. It starts tagging
me the Marrison every post. I was busy playing a
switch spear with Michael.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
You guys make up and Kiosa.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Rock ninety five to five. We are very excited to
hang out with you tomorrow the third annual Dino Derby.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
It's the Field Museum tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I can't believe it's finally here, Michael's first Dino Derby.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
No so excited, I'm rooting. I'm gonna start betting on
these guys. We're gonna get out there.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Registration might be closed, but we still want to see
you for the two heats. The adult heat happening later
in the day, but there will be a kid's heat
early on. The adults. One thousand dollars up for grabs
to the fastest dino inflatable rising human, and the kids
will get a family pack for the Field Museum for

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their family.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
A couple appearances to announce Sue will be there, yes,
celebrating twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Say Carly Loss sunk.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Then rumors floating around Pete Wentz and also Rise Against
could be there.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Also Billy Corgan.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Too, Yeah, whispers of Metallica.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
WHOA what ya.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Where'd you hear that?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Whoa? The rumors are getting.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Crazy around to the rumor mills and saying Jeff Goldbloom
will definitely be there. My name is Maria Palmer, and
I will be a resident Jeff Goldbloom on site.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's going to be so fun.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun out hanging
out with you at the Field Museum with the antithesis
being you antithesis.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I said it again, Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Also the rumor milk saying that Ozzie's final show has
been moved to Dino Derby tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Is that why all the other rock stars are coming out?

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
So they all have so Tom Morello, Yeah, I mean
what what what? Aah at the Field Museum tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
To be there. Slash might show up.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
He's gonna play as they're running.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna have the top hat
and everything.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I mean, these are just rumors, but just unconfirmed head allegedly.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I heard them in my head.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
See you tomorrow at Dino Derby.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
That's the spoon man. I am the knife woman.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's fork dude.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
You're something.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
You're more, You're not really even that, You're more like
the ladle that no one really needs, but they still have.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
To have it on the tables for stirring. Can I
be a sport.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Too useful? Anyway, It's morning.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Was speaking of useful.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Along with the Socks winning yesterday against the best team
in baseball, a very big announcement came down as billionaire
Justin Ishbia, Justin Ishbiah is going to be joining Jerry
Reinsdorf as part of the ownership group, and all the

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news around this was very confusing. But essentially, if I'm
cliff noting this right, Mikey, let me know, he's joining
as an infusion into the ownership to get some capital
into the White Sox to help them with stuff that
they need about around raid Field, around the team, whatever
they're going to do, as far as the new stadium

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that they're talking about. Yes, within a certain amount of time,
and I believe twenty twenty nine is the year.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Five years after that the potential to.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Sell to Ishbiah will become on the table if Ryan
Storf wants it. And then after twenty thirty four it
goes up. It becomes a decision for the other shareholders
amongst the group. Yep, And that is the simplest way
that I can put it.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Every simple.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
It was just so many numbers and everybody was going
all over the place, and it's just, hey, there's a
new billionaire.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Coming to work with the Socks. There's I feel like
that's it.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
That's all you have to say. There's a new billionaire
coming to work with the box in.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
The next ten years, he's probably going to take over
the team. Jerry sell the damn team.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, just like and I get it, you want to
continue to make Oh god, yeah. Why does it explain
to her why Jerry should sell the team?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Why because it's if you're paying attention to the White
Sox there, there's not a whole lot of winning.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
The same guy that owns the Bulls too.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, it's you're watching a product that's making you money,
but you're not putting together a product that's making everyone happen.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Okay, sounds like it.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
So it's I can make money off of a bad team,
so I don't need to infuse to put a great
product out there.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
All.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Wow, this sounds familiar as hell.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
People are tired of it too. Yeah, and again he
owns the Bulls as well. They're kind of in the
same place.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
And it's wild because I like it was so recent
the Socks were in the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
He was the Bulls won the championships in the nineties too.
Yeah so same guy, so, same guy.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh so someone who's been in the business just kind
of hanging on to it even though they should probably
let go and let someone else.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Younger take over. Wow, that's insane, like someone that gets
it more. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
That's crazy though. I get it.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Jerry wants to make money for the next five years
and then hopefully Justin and his crew will be able
to take over and do what they need to do
with the White Sox, which is bringing them to the
level that they need to be at.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It if you who.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Recognized the name Ishbia is because they him and his
brother are the owners of the Phoenix Suns.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Oh just oh you know, middle class guys. Yeah right, yes,
got it.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
So it's good news tho if you're a White Sox fan, right,
I mean, I feel.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Like it's going to be a long trickle, but you know,
they they put some baseball together these last four.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Games, like a long try, and I saw our eyes
light up as soon as you said it. I heard it.
I ignored it. How do you feel about this?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
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Speaker 2 (25:58):
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Speaker 5 (26:00):
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videos have done it. Frequently visits grocery stops around town.
This time grab eggs, which a baller, oh eggs, nine

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packs of sweet rice cakes. The elephant has takes I
understand that then was led back home.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
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was time to go home.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
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Speaker 3 (27:05):
There's some new team members.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
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and by nationwide, Florida, Texas, and Georgia from mourning the
most losses. And this is all so that they can
focus solely on a franchise model as the chain works
to stabilize its finances.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I cannot believe Hooters. It would be hurting financially.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
If their food was better, they'd be fine. Yeah, Hooters
food isn't that great? Am I saying? You don't like
Hooters Wings?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't go to Hooters food.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Why do you go to Hooters?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well, listen, there's another place called Twin Peaks, right, same
type of idea, except that the food is really good
and I would go to Twin Peaks for dinner and
the bonus of just having hot chicks around Hooters. I
don't like Hooters Wings. I thought they were kind of
lacking in the meat. They were like not sick enough.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh, let it let it be.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Let Budweiser has actually a very beautiful Father's Day promotion
going on.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's called head for Home. It's giving a stop it,
stop it.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's giving kids in their father's a chance to reunite
with baseball.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
So if you don't live with your dad, they're gonna
give you a trip to go to a baseball game.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
You submit for this through social media and Budweiser, and
there's only eight eligible games, which is kind of unfortunate,
but it does include the Cubs, Dodge, and Astros.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Today is the final day to submit for that.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
But one thing I do know that we do have
is we have a chainsaw winner for our fifth thing today?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Are we speaking with Steve? What's going on, Steve? How
are you today?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (28:51):
It's a beautiful Friday.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
And yes, it's even more beautiful because you do have
a new Chainsawoo, yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
You are all set. What do you got planned for
this chainsaw? Steve?

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Oh, Man, I got some Hutton property. I need to
clear out some trees that fell down.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
So it's perfect you said hunting, and I'm glad you
finished with property.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Man, he's got some game. He needs to cut up
with style and splatter.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
No splatter.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
We don't need dexters floating around here, and definitely don't
snitching yourself on air.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
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with our second one coming up, who knows where it's
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Speaker 2 (29:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
We have to deal with traffic and stupid drivers doing
stupid things in it all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yes, I had two in the past twenty four hours
that just made me my blood boil. Okay, So when
I'm going home and I'm getting off the Kennedy, they're
doing all that construction right now, and the exit ramp
is I don't know what's going on with it because
they're not even doing construction on the exit ramp.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's like a detour from something else.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
This thing where they're telling you that all those ramps
are going to be closed for two weeks.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, except it's not closed.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It was weird, okay, but yeah, so just traffic has
been piling up trying to get onto the on ramp
in that little like lane, you know what I mean, Yeah,
that small spot, and so.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
There are people just completely lined up. It's backed up.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You're not getting past it. Of course, what are these
we're just doing. They go on the shoulder to try
to get around it, but you can't. You can't get
around it.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
We are all in line, buddy, you're moving the log
jam somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So I was a dick, surprise, surprise, and I turned
my car into the shoulder a bit to be like no,
because like there was something I'm not always.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I'm not always.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's only when you are transparently being a dick if
you're doing it. Because some people they're like, I'm actually
just trying to get around this traffic. This is my
exit right here, and I don't want to do the pilot.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
That was not the scenario that was goinging here quarter
mile We were no, It's just there was no actually
escaping it. You were just going to jump further in
line and be a dick.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
And I was like, no, You're not going to jump
further in line and be a dick, because he was
going like a corridor a mile up the thing, and
so I turned. Of course, he just goes right around it.
But I love when you get that sense of camaraderie
and like three other people do it too.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I had a guy.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
I was in the left turn lane and it hit yellow,
so I just slowed down and I stopped right at
where the crosswalk was, and he's.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
In my window, wave and what are you doing? You
should have gone through. So like the light turns green,
and I like inch a foot forward. He was just like.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Just in the in my back window and I'm just
watching him talking to my mom, and I'm just like, okay,
well I'm just gonna sit here.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I'm not even gonna roll in so that he can't
go when it turns Yeah, I was just gonna say,
that's the move. You gotta wait till it turns yellow,
you go.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
And like, I've been going through this intersection for a while,
so I knew it was coming. So I just started
easing up and he wasn't paying attention, and then I
made the turn. It out to see him, arms flailing,
my hair, and I was just like.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
That felt great.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I don't drive much lately.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
You're not really driving, but I do hate the motorcyclists downtown.
Oh yeah, yeah, these people who decide to buy motorcycles
and then go drive them between stop lights and just go.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Wait ing Ring Ring, Ring Ring at four o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Why are you driving your motorcycle in a city?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Go out where you can ride a motor because they
need to be seen. It's but you also get through
traffic a lot quicker.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Well, downtown, there's a lot of things, right, So you
have the motorcycles, then you have the three wheel motorcycles,
which are also allowed. You have the cars and then
the trucks that are down here that have the exhaust
built on them and they just sit at the stop
lights and go rah.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
By the way, that's a South Park episode about the motorcycles.
It's good A four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
What bothers you about other drivers around the city because
we all have stories.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Text us, by the way, every text message today your
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Speaker 1 (33:25):
Got tailgated by a lifted truck this morning at five
forty five, you fight him.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
No, he's in a lifted truck. I would die.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
But also that again, thanks the question. You have a
lifted truck. You have invested money into getting this thing
to be as big an off.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Road of capable as possible.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Why are you driving it downtown in the city. But
that is side, that side you have to go through
the city. I get that there'll be a deck.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Like a drifter. I was born to walk alone. You
don't have to. We're gonna be right there with you.
It's the morning mash, butit on Rock ninety five. Boys,
what do we do with sporty?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
We're drifts too?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
All right, hardly more?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Alright, the big bet, big bet? All right?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I said, the Tigers are going to sweep the Cubs
this weekend. Yep, you just get one loss from the Tigers,
you win essentially.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yes, Oh, I looked it up.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I chat gpt the odds that the Tigers would sweep
the Cubs this weekend twenty nine percent.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I don't hate it. You'll take that. That's to love,
not great. I know, I don't hate it. I just
feel it makes me feel better.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
I'm interested in the game tonight because your picture you're
amazing pictures.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Do you know who's pitching for? I didn't. I tried
looking it up. I didn't get there yet. So as
our bet holder, what are this? What's at steak? What
are what are we picking from?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Either I'm gonna make you bitches wear a shock collar.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I'm going to shock you the internet. It seems to
like that idea, they really do.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I wonder why.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Another one would be Mikey would have to eat a
Detroit style pizza with toppings at Marras chooses, or the reverse,
Maris has to you get a Chicago style pizza anchovies
with toppings that Michael chooses clearly Anchovy's or and this
one's my personal favorite. On air, you have to write
and perform a love letter to the opposing team's mascot,

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and then at our next Thirsty Day Live event, you
have to do a karaoke love song for said mascot
eight four.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
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Speaker 2 (35:27):
Didn't you say?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
The Big Boss even message to it said really Tigers
over the Cups?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah he did. He's a Cubs fan. It's awesome comes out.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
He's like, stop stop pandering. Also, Aaron Rodgers has finally
decided on what team he's going to play for next year.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Poor Steelers, Poor Steelers, indeed, damn you made them wait
so long.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
And I believe Will Howard will be playing at some
point in time this season because Aaron Rodgers is too old.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
He won't make it through.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
So, like we said, Cubs plining the Tigers this weekend,
you got the night game to night and then two
afternoon games Saturday and Sunday. White Sox in town hosting
the Kansas City Royals. They played late tonight and then
two afternoon games Saturday and Sunday. And again the Chicago
Sky set to take on the Indiana Fever at the
United Center Saturday tomorrow on June seventh.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
And of course the world of horse racing this Saturday
is the Belmont. Yes, it's the third race the Triple Crown.
Love that this is a particularly interesting one because, as
we know, the winner of the Kentucky Debbey Sovereignty did not,
in fact even compete at the Preakness Stakes, the second
of the Triple Crown, because his own I said, there
was too close and he's not going to put his

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face through that. So now the Kentucky Derby winner is
going to take on the Preakness winner.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
It's going to be marveless. Love this, I can tell
you thrilled.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Also the Chicago Fire on the road against DC United
this weekend game time to or game tomorrow, And on.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Top of all that, NBA Finals Game one last night,
Indiana comes back beat Thunder. I was off in Switchland
because I got the Nintendo switch to I mean what
it looks like a good game that I miss. So
we're gonna have a good series in front.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Of us oh in The Standy Cup Finals continue this
weekend Game two Saturday, as the Uponton Oilers lead the
series one oh over the Florida Panthers.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Woo sports is lytal now having the time of my.

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Life and Oilers are they gonna have the solar panels Monday?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
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Speaker 2 (38:39):
Are we speaking with Adam?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
You are? What up, Adam? How you doing today?

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
How about you?

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
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you today?

Speaker 6 (39:06):
You know, let's go marit.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
All week, literally the entire week.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
That's a hot streak right there. Get shut up?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh we do have fun.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Let's get it going, Okay, question number one, What does
the eighties sling gag me with a spoon mean? It
means that they're like disgusted and they hate something.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Is that right? They're like they'd rather do something now.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Yeah, Adam, Yeah, okay, Adam for the wind, Thank you
for taking that one.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I had no clue. I like it a lot.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Okay, you've never gag me with this spoon? Weirdly meet,
My brothers and my dad used to do that to
each other.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't know what. I wonder why I've never said
something like that.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
You don't have friends? Number two?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
What dinosaur fossil was originally staken for a type of bison?

Speaker 9 (40:03):
You know this one?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Of course I don't. I'm gonna take a while here,
like for a type of bison triceratops?

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Is that right? Yeah? A good guess? Was that a
completely random left? Good for you? I love it was
good to be my guest, but I thought it was
wrong for sure. Yeah. I was kind of trying to think,
like what might look like a bison? Yeah, dinosaur, I.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Don't think I even know enough of dinosaur names.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Used to call me?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Your dad used to call you a fat little dinosaur.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
A fat Little Dinosaur.

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Wow, we should do on air therapy one day on therapy.
What is the only game bundle that Nintendo switch To
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that's correct, that's correct. Thanks, Thanks, he's crushing it for
you man.

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Speaker 3 (41:05):
What rock singer saying the line ground and control to me?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Just tom, I hear it in my head too. I'm
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Speaker 1 (41:22):
It.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Is David.

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Guiermo del Toro is making a new movie based on
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Speaker 3 (41:36):
Come on, I don't know, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Mary Shelley, I've never even had I don't know who
Mary Adam. Do you know who Mary Shelley is? I
got no idea.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Oh my god, Okay, we need to have some education. Frankenstein.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
She's the writer of Frankenstein, which is, by the way,
the first ever science fiction novel.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Mary Shelley is the mother of science fiction.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Remember when she bragged about going to Catholic school.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, that's not a Catholic school thing. You think they
about fran a Catholic school.

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Probably I got a buddy who's a big guitar player,
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Speaker 2 (42:56):
It's time to jork out.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Okay, the saga continues, And by saga, I went and
bought a physical switch to yesterday.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
You ordered one first?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Is the best text exchange ever?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Yes, So I stayed up to get one at Launch
online and I got it through Walmart. Then I was
just walking around, just getting my steps in walked in
the store to see their switch to activation. They had
just loaded up twenty switches, and I said to myself,
am I gonna save money buying it in person right now?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yes? Do I get instagratification from buying the switch to
loading it up and going absolutely so.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
One mistake I made was I don't know if you
need it, need it, but there's a SD card that
you can get to add more memory so that you
can transfer all your stuff over. Transfer was smooth from
switch one to switch to but you do. I got
the little card, but I had to go back to
that store to get it gone. Oh no, they had
less than an hour. Less than an hour, mind you,

(44:02):
all twenty of those switches were gone that they had
in store. So if you're looking for a switch to
can't find it online, you're gonna have to walk around
these stores a little bit or make friends with the
people in those shipping departments. But I do get a
good sense that Nintendo is going to be on their
game getting it out for people to get.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
In their hands.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
As there is general excitement from this, I do want
to shout out game Stop for ruining a bunch of switches.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I don't know if you saw this, but they stapled
the receipts to the switch package. No, and within the.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Package as soon as you open up, there's no like
softness right there blocking the.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Screen the screen sports posed. Yeah, wows right there.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
So the staples went through the screen and there are
people that are out of a switch because the staple
ruined it.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I was sorry, we'll order you knew, and it'll be
here in a month and a half.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
People, I can't believe such a fine establishment as Game
Stop with cut corners in such a way. They don't
have a history of doing stupid stuff like that at all.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
It's oversight. I mean, it's an accident, but it's also.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Like, come on, now, come on now, it's on brand
for games.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Did you play it? Did you get to play it? Yes?
Are you loving it? I loved it? It's very smooth.
It just I'll bring it in next week.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Now.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Would you say to Katie, because you both have switches,
you said there's a buffering issue that you'd have to
deal with with the switch.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
There's a frame rate buffering issue with a lot of
the games, and that's been smoothed out so background characters
will kind of lag a little bit and they would
just move slow.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
But within a new game, all right, But the glitches
are really half of what makes video games sometimes could
NPC glitch?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, you got memes for decades.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Oh for sure. And there's going to be more glitches
to come. But right now I'm just happy I'm glitching.
I gotta find a person to sow the other one too,
But eight four for.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
We can't actually legally do that.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
We cannot. Absolutely, we're not going to do that. I
already talked to somebody else. They might get it, unless Mikey.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I thought about it yesterday when you posted the picture.
I was gonna be like, get me one, and then
I thought I got to move in a month. I
gotta save my money right now, So okay.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Down with them glitches.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I'm definitely I'm definitely gonna show it to you and
see if you want to. Oh my god, stitches. Ye
I heard it? Tone tone, Yeah, I'm sorry it was bad.
Uh yeah, ninety five minutes commercial free. It was Rock
ninety five five. It is that time.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
We are giving away our final VIP upgrade for Rock
the Country, a festival for we the people.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
You got all the bells and whistles as you will
get to hang out with Michael. But let's not get crazy.
He will be at the show.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I will be there along with He's a whistle.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Kid, Rock Nickelback Down, Lynyrd, Skinnard Bird. All happening at Hastings, Michigan,
June thirteenth and fourteen. Should we get to our final
VIP winner?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Is this the VIP winner?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
This is the VIP winner right now, let's talk to
him Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Are are we talking with Logan? Yeah? Sure is. Oh
my god, I won Logan. You got the VIP.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Oh my god, back stage, side stage, all kinds of
fun stuff, buddy, personal bath room.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
That's that's awesome. Oh my god. You know what's really
funny about this whole thing? What's that? I completely forgot
to wake myself up. You guys woke me up with
this call. Good morning. That was quite a good morning.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
I thought I was just listening to the whoever was
going to be the winner.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I had no idea, it was me. Oh my god,
you are all set.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
So you also get to keep the GA tickets that
you won earlier in the week, So you you got
four tickets.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Technically, big decisions are you? Who were you taking with
you to this one?

Speaker 7 (47:51):
So my mom passed, but my buddy, my coworker, Devin,
wanted to go. I think I'm going to give the
original tickets to my buddy and his girlfriend. They need
some time off from their kid.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
That's just being a good friend. Who are you excited
to see at the show? Rock the Country?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh, Nickelback and Big and Rich for sure? Cowboy right,
I love Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
That was my dad's favorite song too from them.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
So Logan, congratulations to you. Congratulations to all the other
VIP winners, and hey, congratulations to all the other GA winners.
Have played fun to the head with us, and I
have to say, we're going to change fun to the
Head up a little bit. Yeah, yes, we're gonna make
some changes on Monday. Put more power in your control.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Could be in a different spot, move around each day
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
It's going to be all over the place. But congratulations
to you, Logan. And you know what else we love
right now? Commercial free music.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
We do.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
We do love that ninety five minutes commercial free on
rock because it's basically the weekend. We're here, Thank God.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Hell yeah, Logan rock that country them bones.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Clearly they're referring to my wisdom teeth. Remember that time
that I brought those in us.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Great that was the most random thing we've ever done
in here.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
It was a random I got by Wisdom toeth out
the day before we in the to.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Bring him in to show off, like show and tell
what am I supp Okay there, Yep, it's a morting.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I management on Rock ninety five five Mike, time for
a rock report.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
We have more rumors about Foo Fighter's new drummer, this
one coming out of the band's Supultura former supper Tools.
Jane Dolabola left Brazilian singer Pity's band, which had he
had been playing in Brazil for two years, in November
of twenty twenty four moved to Los Angeles. He hasn't
joined any band. He opened a studio in the city

(49:53):
and has been playing drums on other people's records. Rumor
going around LA right now is that he has been
seen going in and out of the area where the
f Fighters are performing or practicing recording all that stuff.
So that's kind of it is apparently a big building
with other studios, so it could be the same building,
but everybody's trying to figure this out. Well.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Rumor is the drummer for Foo Fighters is going to
be revealed at Dino Derby tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, actually I heard the same thing.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, that's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, I heard that you have to be there in person.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
And the lead singer of Nirvana. I mean, these are
rumors we're hearing Rise Against. Yeah, a headline by the
way Rise Against with Billy Corgan.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, yeah, and possibly Ozzy.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Ozzy's final show has been moved from the UK to
Daniel Derby. Yeah, damn, now we're talking.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Iron Maiden recently kicked off their Run for Your Lives tour,
performing two shows in Budapest, Hungary last week. Shortly before
the tour commenced, the band's manager, Ron Smallwood ask fans
to not use phones at the shows. Apparently Bruce Dickinson
got pissed off about it and actually made a statement.
Then he came on stage after their first show and
said a huge thank you to every one of you
who kept your phones down and respected the band and

(51:02):
your fellow fans and embraced the show the way it
was meant to be experienced in the room with us.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I know that rock stars are divas. When did they
become pussies?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Who cares? It is really given? Get off my grass? Yeah,
like come, I like just let people do their thing.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Paid so much money for your ticket?

Speaker 9 (51:18):
Now.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I do understand comedians doing it because if you're working
or working material for a special that you're then going
to sell if it's already on the internet, it makes
it worthless money.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
But bands like shut up.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Also, people aren't paying two hundred dollars to go see
a comedy and for the most part, take people.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Are well some of them, some of those shows. I
was going to say, they are definitely getting two hundred dollars. Yeah,
I just don't think it's a big deal.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
And also like it's free promotion for the band, Like
you're getting hundreds of people posting you all over the internet, right.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
It's also because like they think your music is really
cool when your stage presence is really cool.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
So yeah, if you go out to an Iron Maiden show,
keep your phones down and we will keep you updated
on everything, including all the huge bands that were rumored
to come to Dino Derby this weekend. Iron Maiden's coming,
but you got to keep your phone down there.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Mister Brightside will absolutely be killers and mister Brightside, the
best rock and.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Roll in the world all weekend long for you right
here on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station and
spells like gasoline in here does there's a reason?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Wow, gosh, is it was like Grandpa's crush?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Eight four four five ninety five fifty. This is your
chance to win a chainsaw, our second one of the morning.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
What is wrong?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
This is just a couple of notifications going off over there.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Oh, it's fine, Okay, it's fine. This stuff happens.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Things are fine all now that Waltz has a chainsaw,
Clinger has two chainsaw, and that.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Man we love named Paka Poe Love Pat He's got
a chainsaw too. Later tonight. So eight four four ninety
five fifty, Hey man, how you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
And chainsaws are such a happy, happy thing. I wouldn't
want to bring the room down, you know, But I.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Wonder if any of chainsalls will be used in these
headlines that I'm about to put a positive spin on.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
For your benefit.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You can stay informed without getting the depression. This is
bad news. Bears soon to be dad and football star
killed by tree limb Ah, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
The Lorix is really fighting back.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Twelve year old recovering after being hit by line drive.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Oh by line drive? Face, Well that explains a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Brother accidentally shoots young sister accidentally.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, siblings, What do you do.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I'm gonna step back from the microphone? You got?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
You got?

Speaker 8 (54:01):
Maria? You got.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
This?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Heart washes up on shore unknown if human? Yes, it
was Michigan.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
That's terrible.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Well, all of that, it's just bad.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Can we can we make somebody's day better?

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yes, we sure can. But I can't get out of
the cadence.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Okay, you stay there.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
I'm staying right here.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Chris?

Speaker 8 (54:30):
You are speaking with Chris?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Yes, Chris. How's your Friday going?

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Hell better?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Absolutely, because it's Yes, you got that chainsaw? Yes, everybody's
so excited about these chainsaws. But Chris, what are you
going to do with this chainsaw?

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Well, I'm going to take my chainsaw get in the
Battle of the human versus Robot war.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Oh wow, Chris.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I wish that I could switch it to the human versusence,
But I can't.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
On what side are you going to be on?

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Well, I'm gonna go get one of those fancy fire
department chainsaw change that cuts your metal and.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
We got right.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
So he's taking the human side. Okay, you know I
was all right.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
I love that you are all set, my friend, and
congratulations to you on winning on a free James Friday.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
It's weird when you just I know, stayed in it.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
It's the rules.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Don't run down your dream today. The air Qualiday is
not good enough. Let us on the morning Mosh. It
be those to encourage you to give up on your dreams.
It'd be underwhelming if you achieved them.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Anyway. Wow, Jesus, that was gosh, It's Friday.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I'm out. I'm out of it. Text time Mustard. Mustard
is in town this weekend.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yeah, probably going to get a Dino Derby.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I heard that he could make an appearance, and Kendrick
could make an appearance. Yes, yeah, playing at Soldier Field
this weekend tonight, right, yes, so then tomorrow he just
sweeps by dinerby.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
So Kendrick and Mustard will be a Dino Derby and
could the MS. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Rumors Allegedly, you can always text us here on the
show at eight four four ninety five fifty earlier, we
were talking about phrases and words that basically the younger
generation won't hear anymore, things like from the two to one, Hey, Maria,
up your nose with a rubber hose, that's good, Christy says,
And we can't forget the while sticking your tongue out, lol,

(56:44):
the one.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
And scary movie where they heard with ghost face from.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
The nine one nine.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
When I was a kid, we could dial quote popcorn
end quote to get the time every ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh movie times, oh movie times. Oh yeah, yeah, it
was like the time like every ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
That'say, yeah, every times it's.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Like it's one ten.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
From the two two four, I want in on that
bet about the Cubs sweep. Yes, two days ago, Maris
said right here on the air publicly that the Tigers
will sweep the Cubs this weekend.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
A bold bet still standing by two two four.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
I want to get in on that Cub's sweep. The
Tigers are going to destroy the Cubs. Hey, all right,
see you damn it, appreciate it. I thought that was
going by way from the two oh one never ever, ever, ever,
ever give Maria access to a shot caller or the
control of it.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Are you too crazy? I'm actually a little scared.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
They are in fact crazy, but they're also kind of
into it.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
And finally, from the seven o eight I've experienced near me,
people have forgotten how to drive over COVID. So I
have bought a cheap vehicle PA system to get these
people understanding posted speed limits. Oh my god, since the
long term effects of COVID are driving one mile an
hour under the speed limit.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Boys, do I need to get a vehicle PA system?

Speaker 6 (57:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Well, sound like your voice do the do the bad
news bear's voice?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Hello, Hi there gas pedals on the right. Hello, the
light turned green? Hi, get off my ass or pull
my hair?

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Wow, it's bad news bears.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
You can always get your texts in all day for
us or everybody else. Do we have a winner? Yes?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Say four four five five kick, ick up your nose
with the rubber hose.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
You win. There you go. They got the tickets tickets
to Simple Mind. Oh yeah, and we're almost.

Speaker 9 (58:32):
I was going to give them the high five, all right,
So two o one, never ever ever give Maria access
to a shot collar fine only because you recognize that no, no,
what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
What am I doing? Seven o eight? Thank you vehicle
PA System. You're so right, You're so right.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Okay, Hi five seven winner, you have a fifty dollars
gift card to Capri Cafe. Go get you some parafnaiti,
a schmoke, a little shoping.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
For your weekend. Yeah, let's get that weekend Rubland.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Boys, it's been a week.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It has fact some really good moments and I think
you should get some recognition for it and kind of
a corporate chillwai because I'm not like gonna give you
money here.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Boys.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Yes, this week I pre ordered a switch, then I
bought a physical switch, and.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Now I've got a big predicament.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
A boy, Marris, you've had a hell of a week.
A boy, Marris, it's been a help. You've been a
hell of a week. I guess, Bikey.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
I started my week getting the ass beat by someone
I didn't know. I'm still bleeding and Bruce, but I'm
getting better. Gonna go home and talk my TOEA.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
A boy, Mikey, it's been a hell ho wek.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
A boy monkey hell week.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I don't think that I could choose one moment, because
there isn't a moment to choose. It's been a special
week on the Morning mash Bit cropped up week two
k twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
It's been a hell of a week on the Morning.
It's been a hell of a week, beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
We will see you at dinoh Derby with special alleged
appearances from every rock star in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Ozzie Osborn, Rise Against the Fighters, See.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
When Billy Corgan Guts and Roses Kendrick Lamar. They'll all
be in costume, so it'll be hard to see them
allegedly allegedly rooms floating around oh Walton. Next, we'll see
you tomorrow