Robots, Catfish and Mr. Beast Is Broke, Oh My!

It’s Thirstday and the chaos is flowing on The Morning Mosh Pit 🎧💥 First off… MR. BEAST borrowed money from his mom?!

We dig into the viral bank account mystery of the world’s biggest YouTuber.

Then, it’s back to battle in Human vs Robot War 🤖 – who’s up, who’s losing, and should we be worried? 

(Short answer: yes.) 9-9-9 is the new baseball challenge everyone’s trying – but do you even WANT to? 

Brittany Furlan’s Catfishing Drama is wild, and Tommy Boy Fest is actually happening in Ohio. Fat guy in a little state? We approve.

Chonkosaurus returns with an exclusive audio update — he’s chunkier, sassier, and probably judging you from the Chicago River 

🐢 In Sports: Cubs lose, Oilers win big, Tigers pounce, and Stanley Cup Game 1 goes to Edmonton. Five Things is back, and it’s extra unhinged today. 

Plus:
🎮 Marris is finally getting a Nintendo Switch?!
🧠 Nerd News has some juicy tech drops
✈️ Airplane drama + a WILD headline involving the Art Institute President getting totally naked. It’s wild.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The sun is. It's trying not outry. This guy is
not blue. You can smell the smoke this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
But we are close ish to the weekend, and so
that's something. Yeah, that's well and something to clean on too.
And of course it's a first Thursday.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
And a very special first day at that.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It is a very special thirstdays or one hundred first day. Yeah,
you've been with us for one hundred and one shows shows.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, to be clear, not necessarily days.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
We're not one hundred one days from January sixth, which
is when we started. But between the sick days and
the vacation days and the like.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Happen days we now have. Yesterday was our hundredth episode,
but we didn't.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I want to celebrate one hundred and first, one.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hundred first day. One hundred is so overplayed, you know
what I mean. Everybody's out here doing a hundred so
typical one hundred first.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
And it's been like the Airborne. It's been great, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
This is I've been doing this my whole well, we
all have, but I've been doing this for like like
twenty years now. This is by far the best show,
best radio station, best everything I've ever been involved with.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
So thank you guys, thank you Nike, thank you both.
You know what we're gonna do today.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
We're going to play fun to the head at eight
Uh huh for we the people called rock the Country. Yeah,
I did it backwards, I Yota spoke it, but we
got there.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What you did is not mess up any of the words.
Progress left.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
This one it's.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Bringing out for like how many weeks?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Who knows anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
And also eight four four ninety five fifty textas Simple
Minds tickets up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
We'll do text time in nine when it's commercial free,
because we love you.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Every text gets your name in the hat, don't you. Also,
Tommy boyfest that's something that's coming.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
To Tommy boyfesst. Do you mean that guy in the
little yes him, that Tommy bar And now w c
HI Weather with Michael weather Man.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today, talks
to Tom Skilling. All right, great, great career choice. I'm
great at the weather.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I know, so good at the weather.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Michael. I'm going to visit Skilling's grave. Is that not dead?
Not dead? He's not He's in Hawaii definitely just retired.
Oh just retired. Okay, never mind dead to you.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yes, I didn't know him that well, we weren't that tight.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You got here after him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
The story of the day is air quality. We I'm
getting notifications on my phone already. We are in an
unhealthy air quality INDEXES one fifty nine, which is worse
than yesterday. At this time, it is just fully unhealthy.
Check this out. I'm holding my phone up. Look at
what my radar looks like. Yeah, I saw that too, right,
rash and we're in the worst of it as you
get out, like, so, yeah, it is smoky out there.

(02:57):
There is a little fog out there too, so I
think you're seeing a little of both. But unfortunately, we
would have a beautiful sunny day. Yeah, if if Canada
would stop burning.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Blame Canada, blame Canada.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, that was beautiful, you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
But also quick question a four four five fifty text
in if you know, what the hell will we do?
Because I get these alarms, not alarms, but notifications all
the time that air quality index is bad and like, okay,
so I guess I won't breathe today.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Keep your windows shut, okay, now, don't go outside and run.
If we have to go outside. But listen, I don't
think it matters anyway, No much, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Listen, No, go ahead, so thick, you know, I'm worried
about putting smoke in my loss.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't think this is yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
So I have seventy low fifty five actually gonna be
a nice day except for the smoke.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
What is of summer? I wish we'd get summer here
at rock ninety five.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
To five that you're about to say something else Chicago's
Rocky Station.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Morning. Which did you think he was gonna say? I
wish we had some It's got to be coming from her.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You guys, you're welcome, all right.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
So we've all borrowed money from our parents, right, What
was the last thing you borrowed for?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh it was a long time ago. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
My MARDs never gave much money. I mean even when
I was younger, I was like, I want to go
to college, and they were like, yes, you're paying for
that yourself, and all right, yeah, I need a new car,
get a job, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
So there wasn't a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's fair.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't know when I've directly asked for money recently,
I will say they.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Like housed us for three months during COVID. There you go,
that would definitely count.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I remember it was like the holidays and I was like, oh,
I just spent all of my extra money on car
because this exploded, This exploded, and this exploded. My mom
was just like, Merry Christmas, do you have an exploding car?
Everything broke all at the same of course it was
a transmission and something else.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, one of those things you can't get around.
You can't turn the radio up over that one.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
So mister Beast is like us. Even though.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Even though he has an estimated billion dollars of worth,
he is asking his mother for money for his wedding.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Get wrecked from her Cayman bank account. She suddenly has
a lot of money money.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Mama Beast is clearly on the payroll and she's getting
a cut like she's an executive producer on all of
the stuff that he does, saying I.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Need you to just kind of hold this on the
side over here, just in case something happened.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
And something has happened.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
He doesn't have enough money to actually bankroll his own wedding,
which is wild because when you think about mister Beast,
he's not going to have a normal wedding.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, it's not going to be able to out. It's
not going to be fifty people in some families.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's probably going to be sponsored.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, what's that show where you like it's a send
red rover over and they shoot you?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Remember he redid that in like a game show theme?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh, are you thinking of suicide games?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
The what is it? It's like an Asian movie. I
never saw it, but I remember he redid it? A
squad games, a screed game. Right, words A long way
around for that one. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
My question is mister Beasts and dear listener, if you
don't know who we're talking about, he's like one of
the most popular YouTubers and he's made stupid money from that.
And also part of his like gimmick that he does
to get those views is that he gives like less
fortunate people a bunch of money in a video of
course naturally, but he does really good storytelling.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
He is estimated to give away two hundred and fifty
million dollars this year.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh, but none of that on his wedding.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Again, your company, I am mister Beast or whatever his
legal name is. I would absolutely be in a position like, hey, guys,
you know the business that I run and started, and
you guys have helped.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Great, We're gonna put some money aside from my wedding.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, I'm going to take one million dollars two hundred
dude that I was going to give out and have
a huge.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Wedding, a nice weating for one hundred grand, No kidding,
a really nice wedding.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
My other thing is why do we know this? Why
do we know this information?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
He tweeted it right?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Why he has responded to the stories. He said, I
personally have very little money because I reinvest everything. He says,
I think this year we're going to spend a quarter
of a billion dollars just on content. Ironically, I'm actually
borrowing money from my mom to pay for the upcoming wedding.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
See that sounds like some manipulative I'm just like you
guys be us, So why are you telling us this?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
We're going to get a YouTube wedding, sponsored by, sponsored by,
sponsored by, and then the reception brought to you.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
By Yeah, with a celebrity chef.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
We know what's about to happen. All those sponsors are
going to jump at the opportunity to provide what's going
to essentially become a free wedding for mister Beast, because
by the time he gets a jeweler, a venue, a
caterer who are like some top tier chef, just one
some exposure and there it is.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's welcome to drive ins and dives. Wedding.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, is the guy with the spiky hair that does that.
He's doing the reception. Imagine your billionaire child being like, hey, mommy,
can you pay for my wedding? Every day.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
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Speaker 1 (08:36):
Still it right now. Moved to my microphone. That was
a squeak.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I was going to say, we heard you, stand up. Okay,
Please don't make your nipples hard.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
I'm not I was just I was just with the
R in the case specifically.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, you mean the merch store that's on our website Jesus,
that's hosted on the internet, reachable through computers and phones.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's typically how it works.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Like versions of robots, you yourself are contributing to an
inevitable human by.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Size robot wall. News from the front of the inevitable
human robot war.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Future Amazon orders may be delivered to your door by
a humanoid robot workforce. Amazon is developing AI software that
will enable robots to operate as package delivery workers that
are ferried around in rivian electric vans. And we'll soon
be ready to start real world testing at a new facility.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Are they going to allow them bathroom breaks as well?
Are they going to force them the holder p.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I think literally this is the most like transparently Bezos evil.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh you want bathroom breaks?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Guess what you're replaced by robots move Yeah, the oil.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
They don't need health insurance.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
So my thing is, I feel like Amazon's pretty efficient
as it is. You got two day shipping on pretty
much everything they do, get packages from four in the
morning to eight at night, and getting more efficient than
that seems like wild. They're already using a lot of
robots in their factories. Well and yeah, and it's needed

(10:12):
for the amount of scale that they do.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well, we can't pretend that we haven't heard from the
workers themselves.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh for sure. How treacherous that.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Convenience is for like just being a human being needing
bathroom breaks like you said, yeah, and lunch breaks and
also just working that much that constantly is going to
fry your brain.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
It just does.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
And it's just it's also very wild because again we're
counting billionaire's money yew, and he can eat like for
the amount of the fraction that it would cost to
actually pay people properly to have a six hour day
delivering packages with breaks included.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
And stuff's still going to show up on time.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
And nothing's going to miss and it's being skips so
that we can go to robots.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, so let me get this straight. I uh my
zoom doorbell thing what's it called? Ring doorbell goes off?
So someone's out there and it is. A van pulls
up and a robot gets out of it, comes up
to my door, takes the picture of the package, sets
it there, goes back, gets in the vehicle and drives
away or is there a human driving it and then
the robot runs it up to the door or something.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I don't know because who's driving those rivian electrics?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
That's what Well, Rian would well, no Rivian's company, And okay,
I was thinking, uh, the self driving driverless Listen, if
we're trying to go robot, I think you just have
them self driving and the robot and you know, categorizes
the stuff in the van, keeps it all clean, knows
right where to go to grab the perfect package off
the van, drops it.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
At the door efficiently quickly. It's it's interesting, but.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
You know what a robot can't do, and it's the
human touch that they simply cannot provide.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
What's that package?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
They cannot park in the middle of the street and
just put their flashers on and then hold up traffic
for about ten minutes while they go and take so
long to somehow drop a package at the wrong address. No, no, no,
this will be the efficiency we crave that. We don't
even think about it anymore than we just keep putting
money and pays his pocket and then they win the

(12:04):
inevitable Hippison.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War. How about that Soldier Field show A C.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
D C.

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Speaker 1 (12:19):
What do we got Taylor Mommy? Soon really she's tall too.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
She's beautiful, gorgeous beyond gossip girl, I think, yeah, yeah,
before she was in The Pretty Reckless Cindy lou Who.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, that's the craziest part to action Grinch Jim Perry one.
Don't I guess girl about it? Really? Don't she get mad?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
She doesn't like everybody brought it up when she first
got into The Pretty Reckless.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Also, you know she's changed since then. Okay, I can't
believe she was like, I feel so old.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
No kidding, I feel so old that I feel like
I need to I don't know, drink about it.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's rock ninety five fives.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh yeah, but we're not at it up bar we
will be in August. Best way to join our stay correction,
it's fine day.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
You gotta tell you one way, Thank god?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
What you barner to drink our hundred first day thirst day?

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Oh it went so smooth. Also, shout out Steve from
letting us know.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
We made it to one hundred yesterday straight up. But
we don't know stard, But we don't care.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Don't count that high.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
We're just trying to stay away.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
The Internet is all over the place with this new
challenge at baseball games. It's the nine nine nine, Michael,
I know you've seen it. No, nor cholee.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Hardly you go to.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
The baseball game.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
You have nine innings to drink nine beers and eat
nine hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Heay, I'd die.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yes, that would literally kill me. Yes, you gotta go
with crappy beer. So you gotta go with like watery
low a BB beer. Can't be craft beers. Oh no,
I'm gonna because those would fill me up.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
The thought of eating.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Nine hot dogs is the part for me. Yeah, that's
that's so filling. Well, I'm not doing Chicago dogs. I'm
doing the skinniest, lightest hot dogs that I can get down, Like,
don't you smile?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
And then it also depends on how long this game goes,
right like last night Cubs game went real quick, if
you you know.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
The White Sox game was a little extending.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
The first inning before the national Any step up, boys.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's almost like I want to try it, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I really don't because you have to take into account
beer sales stop at the seventh inning.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
So at least two of them are going to be warm.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I have to get them ahead of time, and then
do you pile on the hot dogs or do you do?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Do you want it?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Do you separated out technically or is it just nine
nine nine by the end of the game.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I think what a lot of people are finding out
is that it is very hard to finish.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
So they're just doing it. They're going for it.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
And I think I've seen somebody do like six dogs
and seven beers and then they're blacked out.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
They're just gone. I'd need a ride home for sure.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I think even the hot dogs would kill you, just
that volume of salt right away.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh yeah, there's nothing ideal about this.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Beers are killing me first because I'm too little to
drink nine beers at one baseball game, and then the
hot dogs are making sure that I stay dead.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Eight four four fifty. Have you tried it? Would you
try it? Do you think you could do it? Remember
every text message today? Get your name in the hat
for those simple minds tickets.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hey did you know? That song too?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Is written to make fun of grunge, and now we
just play it on ironically as grunge.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
The kids aren't all right.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
The adults are acting like kids, and they're famous and rich,
so there's not a lot we can do about it.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Shall we get into it? Boys?

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, that was beautiful. I think that was very beautiful.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Thank you the way tired, I'm with a song. I
did a radio show before.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
All right, So Brittany Ferline and Tommy Lee, we have
updates on this whole Ronnie Radkey situation.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
We learned that she was catfish. Her and Tommy were
having problems. She said she wanted him to get sober,
he wouldn't do it. They were having a split, and
then she started getting messages from who she thought was
Ronnie Radkey on was it Snapchat? Yes, And it turns
out it wasn't. She was catfished. But now we have
a little bit of clarity on why she said that
she was lonely.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
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Speaker 4 (16:32):
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Speaker 1 (16:38):
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Speaker 3 (16:42):
So I think I think we're in the spot now.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Okay, I had the quote if you want me to
just read it, just do that. Okay, hear it, Okay, Okay,
play the thing. Okay, So have been me.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I was the catfish. I'm Donnie dad Key, Ladies and gentlemen,
I was, I'm like, I'm messaging chat GPT, I know
your affection well on the podcast, You're like, you know
it talks to you like you're dating, and I was like,
cause you asked it to and I'm like, it talks
to you lovingly and it like says nice things to you.

(17:16):
And that was foreshadowing that a girl needed a hug.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Oh my god instantly on her side, I talked to
chat GPT like I'm in a relationship with it and
I'm lonely.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
So the quote that I see here is I reached
a place of loneliness in my marriage, or I wouldn't
wish it on my worst enemy. I got to a
point where I was just so incredibly lonely and we
were very disconnected for a very long time, and when
this person reached out to me on Snapchat, I took
the bait. I think coming from a place of desperate loneliness,
you kind of grasp onto any affection that anyone gives you,
or attention or whatever.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
And I get it because as you guys have kind
of talked to me about AI, it learns you very quickly,
and then when you can kind of get it to
respond in mode to make you feel better.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Sure, Yeah, that explains the loneliness. And let's preface this
by saying Tommy Lee sucks. Tommy Lee straight up sucks,
and not in like a fun rock star being wild
and crazy kind of way.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Sucks, in the way that like Pamela Anderson talked about
how in nineteen ninety eight she was holding their son
and then he physically assaulted her and that's what led
to their divorce. Yeah, so like he's like, not dope.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Brittany found out that having a relationship with two things
as difficult alcohol and Tommy lea.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, Tommy Lee's first love. We know his booze.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
So don't want to discredit the fact that she felt
lonely in her marriage.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Believe that a thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Also, you're in your thirties, girl, and emotional maturity is
supposed to be a thing that happens. And emotional maturity
isn't not having the loneliness emotions. It's being able to
control your actions despite those feelings.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, leave them.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I also go back to where her people were, Yeah
that in that entire situation. You are on a status
level where you are married to Tommy Lee. You should
have a person filtering your messages to a certain extent.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, also, like, I'm sorry you weren't just grasping onto
any attention from anyone.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
You thought it was Ronnie Radkey. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
By the way, I just put in I'm having a
really hard time and feeling lonely today into chat GPT
and it said, I'm really sorry you're feeling that way today, Michael.
I know that that kind of loneliness can hit hard,
especially when you're usually the one bringing the energy.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
What but this is what it does. Have you considered
reaching out to someone on Snapchat? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, I just you're going for Ronnie Radke, who was
like a mini Tommy Lee, right, maybe recognize some patterns.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
I mean, he does look up to Tommy and she
got a type.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Right, Why would you look up to Tommy Lee. I'm
gonna filter this by chaotic. Oh the glory that is
fallen boy.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh. Happy birthday, Pete Wentz's Happy Birthday, Pete Wentz h
PD love of my life.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
You know what you should do for your birthday, Pete?
Join us at that thing we call Derothy.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I heard a rumor that he was going to be there.
Where'd you hear it from? I don't give up. Yeah, alright,
a lot of that going on.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
It was imagine, he's two days away from the third annual.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
We've moved.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
We're at the Field Museum, running in the field with you,
gallivanting and prancing and whatever Dino inflatable costume you come
to town with and.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Possibly Pete Wentz.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Could you imagine if he he who came and ran
in the outfit and then at the end of it
was like unzipped.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
We're like what, Yeah, he has a life though.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, the whole whole crew is going to be out
there as we celebrate. I'm sending him this twenty five
years sou Field Museum.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, already has.

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You're running out of time to sign up, But go
do it at Rock ninety five five Chhi dot com,
go in a thousand bucks or passes to the Field
Museum for the kids heat.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Or just hang out with us.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You don't even have to like participate.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
You can fully be a spectator for this one.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Beers, yeah, you can, legit. Just come and have a
drink with us, bears, I knows, beers races.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
What could you ask for?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Darn it? Weed?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, he'll know I'm looking at the weather because I
saw that it was supposed to be nice, but it
changes so much.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm still looking.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Okay, come on, Mike, Oh great, okay, okay, now now
there's going to be a fire on the lake somehow,
because yeah, actually.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Are those are the plagues we are missing. I'll let
Pete know.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
But we're also missing you because we want you to
be there with us on Saturday. Register, don't register, come
out and hang with us.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
What if Fallout Boy did a performance? I mean I've
just heard that they might be there.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You can hear a lot of things these days, depending
on what you're listening for.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
We'll see you Saturday.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You get me closer to God theoretically speaking, definitely not
actually in practice we are so far from God on
this show.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Are you just saying that, like the time that is
wasted there? Or what I was trying to go deep?
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Hey, Tommy Boy Fest is coming to sand Dusky, Ohio.
Wait a minute, when you say Tommy Boy Fast, Oh
it is absolutely Tommy Boy Fast. The movie resurrect Chris Farley.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I wish I thought fat guy in a Little Girl exqueeze.

Speaker 9 (22:45):
Excuse that guy, bad guy in a little cold, bad
guy in a little gold.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Take it off. Get I'm sure, what the hell.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
It's so great.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I remember constantly quoting this movie as a kid at
little league. Yes, Chris Farley was that dude. I hope
David's pate just shows up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
And if you're a necromancer eight four text and we
got to get you to resurrect Chris Farley.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
So this is all happening in Sandusky, Ohio from August
seventh to ninth, and Sandusky because Sandusky is the home
of the fictional Callahan Auto Parts company.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yes, that's dope, they said here. Activities planned for Tommy
Boy Fest include downtown movie and television theme, classic car Show,
outdoor screenings of the movie on a giant screen at
Jackson Street Peer and a quote Tommy Want Wingy Throwdown sponsored.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
By Ability Works.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Character look alike contests and SIT's not seen in the movie,
a Sandusky scavenger hunt.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And this sounds really fun.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Yeah, this, this sounds amazing and I wish they would
have done it sooner. Yeah, I know they're doing it
for the thirtieth anniversary of Tommy Boy, which is awesome
because we should have.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Done it for the thirty first probably convertible that if
we've learned anything from our one hundred first.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Day, I don't think should do thirty first.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
And I just imagine, like obviously, you know, losing Chris
Farley in the actor comedian world was a big hit
for a lot of us. Yeah, legend just hilarious in
a lot of different ways. But for them to like
tie it in now and then you know, like we
were introducing us to our kids, nieces, nephews or whatever,
and it's just.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
It was just a funny movie.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
It was just funny, and it was importantly it gives
people in Ohio something to do outside the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's so necessary.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
The NFL Football Hall of Fame, the rock and roll
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What are we talking about? That's what you were.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Going The rock and roll Hall of Fame in Ohio
in Cleveland. I know Cleveland is in Ohio.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh you don't say this is insane.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
As the one that was born in Ohio. Okay, So
hall's the same.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
It gives people in Ohio something to do outside of
halls of fame or.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Something else in Ohio. The Tommy want Buck Eyes now
here's five or so things with Maores. Why does he
always drop his bands during this part of the show?

(25:34):
So comfortable?

Speaker 5 (25:35):
So all right, let's start things with the McDonald's has
a s'mores mcflurry that will be available next Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Hey, McDonald's, did you miss us?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Now we got ohmores.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Mcfleury will be available if the ice cream machines working
next point.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
This is a vanilla soft serve with hersheet milk, chocolate pieces,
Graham crackers, and marshmallows. Canada got at first, which I'm
thoroughly upset about. But we will have access to this
mcflurry on a Tuesday. Were you guys fans of Dogma
by any chance the movie? Yes, totally, I haven't seen it.
Kevin Smith is working on Dogma too. The star Matt

(26:17):
Damon and Ben Athleck has fallen angels who were trying
to figure out a way to get back into Heaven,
and everybody's in this one. Alan Rickman obviously won't be there,
but Selmahaya, Chris Rock Oh name, that's a name I
can't pronounce that, So, like I hope they get as

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many of the original cast back in this one.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Because Dogma was fantastic movie.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Keeping it with food, Goldfish is introducing the awesome Sauce
flavored crackers, and you're going, what is awesome sauce? It's
a mixture of sweet, smoky, and tangy that you would
most notably have on a burger. I don't know that
I want this on a Goldfish.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, well, Goldfish always does too much. Just give us
the classic chowder Goldfish.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
We're happy.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Are you aware that they have a spicy deal pickle
goldfish cracker?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I sure, I bet that they do.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, it's supposed to pair. Well, we probably have.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
A keyboard dust flavor. They just want to take up
shelf space.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yes, Peacock created a hazard out at a Colorado golf course.
Decided to make the green its new home and was
strutting in peacock and a round so that golfers could
not actually play through. They had to call the cops,
who very quickly scooped up the proud bird and then
moved into another area, but still kind of close to

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the golf course.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, Peacock writes, you know'll just call the cops on
the well.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Used to golf at a golf course in Colorado where
the same thing happened, But with.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
ELK, I'm not messing with up.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
And there was a famous story once where I got
an ELK was like next to this guy's golf cart
and they were these two guys were drunk and one
of them was like, I bet I can ride it,
and he was like, I bet you can't. I bet
you He shut on it or now they ran him
across the golf car or the golf course.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
He is lucky he didn't get trampled by that thing.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
And then finally three dollars scratch off turns into a
thirty k when for a nephew, his uncle bought the
ticket for him as.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
A random gift.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Took it right back to Oh no, there I would planning.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
To spend the money on bills, and I'm gonna cut
him in for the you.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Know, yeah, forgetting him to scratch off. You got to Yeah,
I think you got it.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I can't believe that never happens to me. And just
because I don't buy lottery tickets, it's not fair.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
If anybody wants to cut me in on their weddings.
I'd love to be a part of eight.

Speaker 10 (28:38):
Four Keep us updated photograph taking up data on my phone,
so I have to delete my preshus mad maores that
I can.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Text people from Tinder. It's the morning mash bit on
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Long way around there.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
We got there though. Can you tell me about the
Chonky boy?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Ye yesterday Chonky we told you about Chonkasaurus also known
as chonk the giant snapping turtle in the Chicago River
who has now went viral nationally. And I think one
of the reasons could be is because the guy who
filmed the video, who was on a kayak in the
river with his buddy Joey Santori, had the hilarious commentary

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when he saw him, Maris let us hear it.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
That's a massive turtle.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Is it a snapper? He's a snapper stitch of Chicago
River snappers. Look at that beast. Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 9 (29:33):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
You look good? You're healthy? Okay, look at good thing?
Holy hell, you look good.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
I'm real proud of you. You've been eating healthy. You
ever heard of liquid shalleon? We've been doing it.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Al does it? I love that? Al does that?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
My father just looking at the snapper?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Hey, how you doing? One of my healthy I'm proud
of you.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
One of my favorite clips from that was at the
beginning and when he first sees it, he goes, look
at him.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
We can see his most beautiful sign.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Because he's like like almost falling out of his shell
because he's so big.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I love him. Erry.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
People ask me, they're like, you just moved to Chicago,
and you know, my family lives in Washington State, friends
of Colorado and stuff, and they're like, what what is
the Chicago accent? I'm just going to play them that video.
It's it's like it's that.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Yeah, it's a mix of that, the the Bears guys.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, that's like Italian Chicago. You haven't heard of a
liquid salad owl? Does those?

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah? It's yeah, that's it. Just one more time.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Guy's a massive turtle.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Is it a snapper? He's a snapper. It's a Chicago river.
Look at that beast. Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
You look good?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
You're healthy?

Speaker 8 (30:51):
Okay, look at thing? Holy hell, you look good. I'm
real proud of you. You've been eating healthy? You ever
heard of liquid shaleon?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Even doing it? Does it? I like that he's just
like talking to him like he's a neighbor.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Four four nine fifty text me if you could make
me a chalk of sores crop top.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Thank you. I'm coming home and I'm gonna check the fridge. Well,
you got a lot of groceries here. Oh incredible. It's
like a one stop grocery shop. But it's all free.
I love that. Takes some home, mom, Thanks my mama.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
I'm going back home. The Cereal boys, what are we doing?
This is getting hot here? There was beef.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
There was s talking going on late last night on
Twitter and Twitter and instagram, my X and Instagram.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I guess that's what it's called now. I was Twitter painted,
Twitter painted. My goodness.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Both of our teams are racing off this weekend. Yes,
two of the best teams in the league.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
High stakes.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I'm bummed the playing in Detroit because I would love
to go to one of these games.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Place in a bet tomorrow, Yes, all right, I'm.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Gonna bring you options. I'm gonna bring three different bets.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Okay that maybe we choose from you bring some to
all right, But yesterday, oh god.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Damn, after nine of you five minute weather delay. It
kept me up way later than I wanted to be.
Tigers beat the White Sox five to four. Tigers just
tied one off in the first with four runs, and
the White Sox chipped away bad limp back, showing they
they want to play baseball and made it a good game.
Tigers did get the extra run into eighth. Today's first

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pitch is at one ten.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I'd like to say that I am becoming a huge
White Sox fan. When they play anyone except for the Cubs,
I want them to beat them. I love this. I'm
gonna get I'm gonna get a south side sweater. I'm
gonna start.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Okay, so socks are your sports side chick. Yeah, exactly,
your main girl, and you got yourself right the Cubs.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
As I'm talking crap toa Maris, the Cubs loss. I
got shut out yesterday. The Cubs were shut out by
the Washington Nationals two to nothing. Despite loading the bases
with no outs in the first inning. I could not
belie they couldn't get a run in. But yeah, they lost,
and they play again today. Yeah, and you watched the
NHL Finals. I watched all the way into overtime and
then I had I just had to go to bed.

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But Game one of the Stanley Cup Final Last night,
the edmund SnO Oilers defeated the Florida Panthers four to
three and overtime, with Leon dry Sidel scoring the game
winning goal on a power play at nineteen twenty nine
in overtime.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
So actually I barely missed. Yeah, but yeah, Stanley Cup
Finals going on tonight.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
And then the NBA Finals tonight.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Everybody seems to think the thunder are just going to
run away with this one, but I have a little
bit of faith in the Pacers. I watched the Pacers
a lot more in the Eastern Conference finals.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
So that would lean into that.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
But I'm hoping for a good series.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I mean, it'd be nice to have a good So
I don't care who wins. So yeah, I'd love to
watch a couple of good ball games and.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
No one really cares who wins.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's all about the team and the camaraderie and just
getting out there and having.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Fun with it.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
YEA.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Thinking I'm going with the Pacers and six so that
we can get an extended series.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
But we'll see, We'll see.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'm probably very wrong.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Hey, you are a time I make a pick it
doesn't go.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, yeah, every time you make a pet like when
you said, by the way, we got to remind everybody
that yesterday you said that the Tigers will sweep the
Cubs in this series.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
They absolutely will.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh, oh, you absolutely. I'm standing on out.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Of your mind.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Hey, yeah, we're gonna tomorrow, we're gonna hash it out,
all right, We're gonna set the terms.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You're gonna be our bet, keeper of the bets.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Of the bets.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
You can always text us what do you think eight
four four fifteen years Now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
It is that time to call us eight four four
nine five ninety five fifty b collars ten to play
fun to the head with us up for grabs. Rock
the Country a festival for we the people, happening in Hastings, Michigan,
next weekend June thirteenth and fourteenth, Kid Rock, Nickelback, Lennard
skinnerd and Oh the DJ sets from Afro Man and

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the Ying Yang Twins.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
The downside is we just realized that it is during
the White Sox Mass, so you.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Will have to skip church to go see a kid Rock.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
And you are absolutely going to have to skip church.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I hope that's a sacrifice you're willing to you're gonna have.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
To talk to God about this one talk eight four
four fifty.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Collar kids. So you can play fun to the Head
with us next.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
And now Fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Are we speaking with James?

Speaker 9 (35:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
You are, James.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
What's going on things in Michigan City today?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It could be here? Is this smoking fair enough?

Speaker 10 (35:52):
Is?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
The same thing here? Thanks for joining us in Fun
to the Head today.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
This is a trivia game where we are going to
hopefully get you tickets to rock the country, but you
got to pick one of us to answer questions for you.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Aaron, that was that was to the wall.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
I gotta keep I learned in gun control class growing
up that you keep your finger off the trigger.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
You went to gun control class and safety genuine gave
me a license.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I got a feeling how this is going to go?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
James?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Who are you picking to answer questions for you.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Today? Ye? Yeah, yeah, of course you are. Yep, as
you should.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's been consistent because you win, I know, and they
want the ticket.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
It's high pressure though, because these are big tickets with
a VIP upgrade.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
But let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
All right, question one, let's go in. What state?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Is it illegal to honk any kind of horn any
place that serves cold drinks and sandwiches after nine pm?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
What?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
So I went obscure yesterday because I really didn't know,
and I felt like that bit me.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
But I'm just gonna say Illinois.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
No, all right, hang on, hang on. James didn't get
to toss his hat into the ring. James, do you
want to hazard a guess? I'm gonna say California?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Mmm, just shoot?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
No, okay, I don't think I'm going to Okay, what's
the answer.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's Alabama?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
This is fun.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I like how you Oh, the anticipation is.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Even better, James, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, I'm just gonna let Michael do some of the shooting.
I like that, okay, but I'm gonna hold it.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm gonna pop it off. I don't like that. I
don't like that either. What fast food chain makes a
burger called the bacon Zilla that sounds like a B
movie villain?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Bacon Zilla Bacon's without asking too much, This isn't a
local fast food.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Chair, it's national.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Okay, I know which one I would guess Jack in
the box.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Nope, James, you want to hazard a guess? Yeah? Oh man,
that's for me. By the way, Yeah, you still get
a guess. Let's h don't google it quick quick three two.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
One, Yes, that would have been my guess. Yeah, that
would be Checkers slash Rallies.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I love pointing it at you and the fear in
your eyes. And I don't even have to like do
anything I have. Okay, this is incredible.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Okay, I'm not doing great here, James, and I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Thank you scaring him? I think all right.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Question three before stadiums, beer endorsements, and political statements.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Kid Rock got his start in which genre genre of music? Rock? Music? James,
you want to try? Yeah, it's hip hop? What Yeah?
How did I not know that kid Rock? Yeah? I
had no idea.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
He's like machine Gun Kelly but somehow worse but like fun,
like it's a fun show to go to. But like, yeah,
he started in hip hop, then he went to rock,
and now he's like a weird mix of country rock.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
He just does whatever works for him.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
James, thanks for saving that one.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
It does work, Oh, James? Save that was like, how
does James win now you guess. Okay, Well we're looking
to shoot Maras.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Right, Okay, he's still okay, Okay, now nothing for me.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Mike just got her arm out.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
If I've learned anything, it's not to blow your load
right away. I'm gonna unload on you at the end. Okay,
what did I say something?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
No? Keep going, Okay, question for he does seem nervous.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I am what snack mascot has one eye, wears a
bow tie, looks like a rejected monopoly piece.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
I believe that is the Planter's Peanuts man.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I would have never been able to pull that out
of my ass if I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Peanut Planters, Peanut Man.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Okay, all right, last question here, James. All the marbles here,
All the marbles all right.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
In the Bear TV series, what Chicago restaurant staple is reimagined.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Into a fine dining experience.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Chicago staple like the food.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Food Yeah, food item, they take it from casual.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
To fine dining Italian beef, that is correct.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I don't like how you answered that, Murray.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I got make up for some last time in the
corner of the room, and.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
That is satisfying for me.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Got me in my neck and my kidneys and back
your back. Don't finish it and finish it?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
What?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Oh James, you are going to rock the country a
festival for the people.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You gotta see.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Nickelback, You're gonna see kid Rock, You're gonna see Lynyrd Skinnard.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You're gonna have a good time. I hope you're gonna
drink a lot of beer and have it so much fun.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
So definitely, who are you taking? Number one?

Speaker 9 (41:15):
Uh? More than likely my wife.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
There you go. That's beautiful man, But be paying attention.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Be close to your phone tomorrow because you have an
opportunity to get up upgraded to a VIP package with
a camping pass. So for everyone else you want to
go to this festival, go to rockthocuntry dot com and
get your tickets.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
All thanks to our friends at Pea Street Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
One more cutting my life into pieces.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
This is my last result.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's time to york out. Guess what, guys? Did you
do it? I did it? You did it? You did it?
I did that? So how does this work? Did you
wait in line and got a physical?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Absolutely not. I was at home. I was in my bed.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Yes, I got the switch to or at least I
have an order place for one till next week. It's
crazy because Walmart and Target have been canceling orders for
pre order. So I was like skeptical because all all
the blogs that I was looking at as I was
leading up to are like, oh, they're not doing anything online,
They're not doing anything online. And I just kept tinkering

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around looking and it did not pop up in the
first search. So you got a search and scroll and
you have to go look for it on the website.
Found it on Walmart. Was it overpriced?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Was it a bundle of other items that I didn't
want necessarily?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Is the order place yes?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You had to scroll and scroll. Is some guy in
a foreign country rich? Is it worth it? We'll find
out what you did do the bundle stuff?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
You did the bundle.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
So I got a memory card, an extra controller. There
was like a screen protector for the actual switch, and
then there's one other thing. But I went after that
and I was like, let me see what else is
happening right now.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Game stop had them up.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Oh really yeah, And I tried to get it and
it was just like absolutely not, sir. So I don't
know if that was a mistake or not, because they
definitely said that they weren't going to have it, but
shout out if you got your switch to or not.
I saw a few of my friends online they had
them like already. It was really nice. Yeah. I know
some people were standing in line to get theirs at
the last minute parties at best Buy and game Stop.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
We're having but work till next week.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
So you're going to bring it in right We're going
to play?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I'm not bringing that to work right away.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Well okay, all right, No, good to know.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
I got to run the mills and the whistles on
it first, and then the next week we'll play.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
After this show. Okay, so you will bring it in,
just not your first week. Yes? Does I have a
bowling game on it?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I think there will be a game like that like
on the Wii.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yes. Does it come with a game?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
So this interesting just most of the Nintendo that.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
I thought the bundle has the Mario Kart Worldwide game, gotcha.
But then there's a bunch of digital games that I
believe I can just transfer.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
I want to get all that figured out before I
just come to the.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Studio and just like Hey, let's play Mario Kart.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I was going to say, I want to play Mario Kart,
and I also want to play Super Smash Brothers.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
You guys, Oh yeah, we'll play the old region so good? Yes, yes,
oh but oh so excited? Eight four to four Yeah,
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but we're not at it up on in August.

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We will be the best way to enjoyed Thursday correctly
fine listing. Yeah, we're gonna tell you one way than
on what you barnered a drink.

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And it's not just thirst today.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
This is our one hundred first show on the morning Marge,
but not our one hundred first Thursday that was long ago.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yes, this is our one hundred first day. It's cute.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
I celebrate random stuff but thanks Steve for letting us know, because.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
We would have celebrated one hundred. But that's so lame,
and this is so intentional.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, we did this on purpose.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
We did this on purpose, and not because we realized
after the hundredth episode. But it was the hundred fine fine,
fine time.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Chicago museum boss held by police after drunkenly stripping on
a plane is welcome back to his one million dollar
a year job.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Happy Thurstday.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
The Art Institute of Chicago announced that its director is
expected to return to work after he was shockingly arrested
for allegedly stripping on a flight to Germany.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
You know, it might have been hot.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
He's set to go back to work Monday, following an
embarrassing display on a United Airlines flight to Munich. Police
were called as the flight landed, following reports that the
Institute's highest paid employed, making over a million dollars a year,
was stripping off his clothes after drinking alcohol on the plane.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Let him without sin, cast to the first stone. Who
among us hasn't drunkenly stripped down on a flight to
Germany and then gone back to our six figure, seven
figure job figures? Yeah, you know, It's just one of
those relatable moments from yet another high ranking executive.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
You just drink at the airport, Yeah, you have one
too many? Maybe, yes, no self control. I'm I don't
know that I'm stripping naked, no matter how drunk I am.
I'm ugly didn't get to that, like I don't want
anybody to be You're also.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
So tatted when people wouldn't be able to tell naked
like a skin suit.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Coming back from Thailand, it was a long layover. I
met another American. We were just talking about baseball, and
he's like, you want to bear had four? Yeah, and
it was the Tall Boys.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, so I had six to eight. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
So we're getting on the plane and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
No, oh no, I get drunk or too on the plane. Yeah,
And I had to go.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
And we hadn't even like pulled back yet, and we
had like three hundred people loading on this plane and
I'm just sitting.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
There like he's just like gonna be okay.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
It's like and I held it and I held it,
and as soon as that seatbelt light went off, I
was like.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Excuse me, I need to go, yeah right now.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
So since then, I've really tapered off, like I'll have
one if I'm waiting.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
If it's a really long layover, I might have to.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
But yeah, but you're not stripping down. That's I mean,
I don't. I guess we don't know how drunk he was,
and we don't know if he was one of my
other substances. But that is such a level of like,
I don't care about anyone else around me, this is
my show kind of attitude.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
That is just kind of Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Did say to the New York Times quote, I deeply
regret this incident and the impact it had on the
museum and my colleagues. Now, can I say something, Yeah,
I don't hate the fact that the museum was open
minded enough agreed to go. People make mistakes. He didn't
hurt anyone, He didn't hurt anybody else. He had a
few too many drinks. Let's welcome him back. I don't
hate that.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
No, I agree, do it for all your employees.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Hold that same standard for your janitor, hold that same
standard for your part time employees. Don't treat him differently. Crazy,
I think that for everyone. I think people make mistakes,
and I do think people get removed for jobs for
things that don't have to do with the job into me.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
That doesn't make much sense.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Find me later today stripping at the Art Institute of Chicago.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
They'll be like, Wow, Michael's still wearing clothes. The world
is a vam.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
It is the morning mashpit as we are ninety five
minutes commercial free because.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
We love you. Oh, thanks for hanging with us this morning, Mikey.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Time for a rock report. Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Got some fun stuff going on over here, which earlier
in the show, if you weren't listening to that, Britney
Ferland has come out and said a little bit more
about how she got catfish by a fake Ronnie Radkey
as she was sort of separated from you know, just
the the best moral person on the planet, Tommy Lee. Yeah,

(49:06):
she said that she wanted him to quit drinking. He
wouldn't quit drinking, so they separated a little bit. Now
when they were having problems at that part of the relationship,
they she was very lonely, which I understand this now.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I can get that you're lean on your support system,
like best friend.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
If Sydney Sweeney hopped in my DMS, I would be catfished. Listen,
my whole marriage fell apart when I got here, like
I'm lonely.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
What if it wasn't What if it wasn't in your dms?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
What if it was a snapchat from an account that
had maybe twenty followers that was claiming to be Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I'd sniff that out.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Also, knowing you, you would run into the studio and
be like, gods, gods, gods, gods.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, I would also even if you thought it was
Ronnie Radkey.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Have you looked at Ronnie.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Radkey's history, right, He also has trouble with substance abuse
and violence.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
So maybe you have a type. It is interesting. I'm
just saying there's a type there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
All right, let's get to the big story of the day.
Some may call it the huge swollen story of the day.
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Speaker 1 (50:12):
All right, how much is it? I bet he's doing
these house parties and they're like, you should start.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
An only fans Ridder only as he gets free one
it No, it's free. The All American Rejects Frontmantics and
Ritter is finding new ways to connect to his fans.
He said he's going to give them a full frontal
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Speaker 3 (50:27):
Here's two.

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I wonder what he'll take off for two whole dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Thank you, manimis, Hello, sir, I would like to see
whole turn it around.

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concerts are like three hundred bucks. And then in order
to get the closer experience, the tear system goes through
the roof. I mean, we're bringing people to OnlyFans, and
we're saying you're not going to pay anything, if any
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Speaker 4 (51:04):
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that you just empty your account for. We're trying to
connect with people.

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interested in this.

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to be your husband.

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Speaker 2 (51:32):
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What this is fun?

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next door. Literally, what about the boy next door, the
tall one? Yeah, it's the Rocks next Door.

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Maria, what do we got? You seem so happy right now.
I am excited to do it, and you seem pretty
perky too. And I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I don't want to bring the rude down, but I
do gotta tell you the news headlines. At least the
music's good, and those tend to be pretty terrible. So
I'm just gonna put a positive spin on it. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it right, but I'm going
to keep you informed.

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This is bad news bears.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Eighty one year old woman accused of pepper spraying children
playing with bubbles.

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That's my future.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
She know what she had in her hand while she
was spraying it?

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Oh yeah, I said, stop with the bubble, you stay out.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
That lone soldier confesses to killing pregnant wife.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
It's one stumps. Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Person of interest in murder case commits suicide during zoom call.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Okay, see police.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
That one was. It was very not good. But no,
I'm gonna sit on the floor for the rest of us.
I feel some way.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Okay, Two birds, and finally, families say kids got chemical
burns from hotel pool and hot tub.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Oh that sounds like a lawsuit, baby, sure does.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
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I still don't like that second story. No, these are
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Oh my god, creature perform for the Pope.

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Can you imagine if that was a surprise thing? Talk
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Oh my goodness. We who do we get to contact archdiocese?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
They're not going to talk to us. Yeah, they're doing that. Mikey,
what's up? Its text time? I told you all day.

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Then all you got to do is text us eight
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hat for the big prize Simple minds tickets and we
will pick someone from these messages starting out at the three,
one two, Marris, are you out of your mind? I
like that Cubs are going to take two out of
three against Detroit this weekend.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Go Cubs.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Go.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Kathy from Avondale.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Kathy, I love your input on this and thank you
for texting. But the number what pitcher in the MLB,
last name school, I don't know if you've met him.
You can find out tomorrow pitching for the Tigers, and
then our number two guys pitching on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
So just figure that out.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
As long as you have it clear who's pitching and
who's catching, make sure you have that conversation before you
initiate the.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Act talking base.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Of course, from the nine to one to nine, the
Tiger's pitching is other world way, right, now, Oh yes,
somebody's coming out to This person also says Tigers will
take two out of three. Oh sorry, the person before
his Cubs two out of three. You you said yesterday
very confidently.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
I'm standing on it because it was a bold prediction.
But now I have to back it up, and I
needed the Tigers to do the same thing. And I'm
feeling better about it because you know why what, No,
I'm gonna torch you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
There's no way.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
That's usually my Joe Pca, Kyle Tucker and the team
go into Detroit and get swept.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
There's no way overdue for a nice ass wapping.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
You guys just got your ass whooped against the Socks.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
One game is as whipping of anyone here, probably Scott.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
From the eight four to seven. Then was doable before
the shot clock. Now it's a kin to eating tide pods.
It'll just make you sick. We were talking about this earlier.
A little trend that's taken over Major League Baseball and
the fans and stuff, is you do nine Glizzies nine
beers in nine innings.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I would die. I don't know, I think about it.
I don't know. That's a lot. It is a lot.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, honestly, how far do you think you could go?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Because I think I could do. I think five for me.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, but I'd have to drink craft beer, like I
would have to drink Corp's Light or something.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Because if I drink craft beer, I'm done. I want
a bush light.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yeah, I like it all right, gotta have some bushes, Glizzie.
I like this one because we were talking about this off
the air. From the six three to oh, what is
the estimated cost of the nine nine nine? I looked
it up for Wrigley Field. One hundred and seventy dollars
without tipps.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
If you go to rate Field.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
I believe Tuesday is five dollars day, so you're going
to save some money on hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
One hundred and seventy dollars to crap your pants. Gotta
love that. Well, two hundred tip that would be sick.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
From the sixty five oh.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
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Speaker 1 (56:44):
That's so cool.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
This week, I'm listening to your show while biking five
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Someone is on a bike in the middle of the
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One thing I've learned in this business is if you
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Speaker 2 (57:15):
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Speaker 4 (57:16):
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Speaker 1 (57:46):
It's that easy. I'm circling back around. Kathy from Avindale
you're right.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
The Cubs will take two at least two out of three.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
You're going to see simple minds.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
No, you know what, simple minds. Just gonna be a
fun weekend.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I'm excited, dude, because it's baseball all kid and it's
at home, Like I don't got to go to a
ballpark and pay a bunch of money and stuff like
I can just hang out drink beers at home.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Actually, we're going to miss a part of the Saturday
game because we'll be a dinod derby.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Oh yeah, Oh, I have the Marquee app on my phone.
There will be some Cubs fans and me, and you'll
be houggled in a corner.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You're gonna be enthralled by driver. I know, I know.
That is the sport event of the weekend. Happening in Chicago.

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Speaker 5 (58:36):
You have a very important responsibility tomorrow, Maria. Oh, you
have to be the holder of the wager between me
and Michael Wager. Yes, yes, I hardly know her.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Yesterday on the show, Maris made a stupid, stupid prediction.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I made a very I want to turn off those
leftom notifications.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Buddy, I made a bold statement because I have full
confidence in my team, Detroit Tigers.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Who are.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Oh nobody? Okay, let me let me fill in the blank.
There the number one team in baseball right now.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I will give you no who are?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Who are the number? Okay?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Okay, all right, you're not trying. You're not trying.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Ma, I keep talking about the Tigers. I need them
to just keep just throwing stuff that way.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Show me your claws the great cereal for my guy.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
I'm very confident in my team.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
And I don't know why they're playing Chicago back to back,
but it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
And tomorrow starts the Cubs Tigers series in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Have we decided what the bet is?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Tomorrow we'll discuss. We're going to discuss that tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
High stakes for me, Like, if you lose, you have
to jump in the Chicago river. If I lose, I
gotta jump in the Chicago river.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Okay, well we will. We want you aboth to live.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah, I don't know how to swim.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
We'll put a rope on you. Just fish out fish.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Okay, you're just setting them up for David Chankasaurus wings.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Again. Yeah, they not need some big water, but you
can need a life jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I need a lot. Plus I don't I don't want
to swim. I don't want to know what That water
in the river feels.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Like eight fifty bet ideas, what could we do?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Good interest? Yeah, you said this week.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
I'm holding to that and that's where I old as
soon as it came out of my mouth. I should
have said we were going to win the series because
I fully wholeheartedly believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
But the sweep, that's a confident.

Speaker 10 (01:00:47):
Bet.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
I gotta go all in and then you if you
if the Cubs just oh, I gotta win a one game,
clubs are gonna win two out of three?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Does is that what? It does?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
A sweep mean they like win every single game, like
because I I feel like I know the hyperboble of like, wow,
they really swept. Yes, But like in sports, it means
welcome the other team does not win it all ever.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
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Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Is that what we're doing sharing social media at who
is Maris? I'd like to hear from all of my
tagafans in the area.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Plus, you're gonna want to see his crop tops. That
compilation is coming tomorrow.

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Oh yeah, that's gonna be a good one. Don't follow
me honestly alone day private. He already got an ass
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Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
But yes, oh wait wait wait wait wait wait, how
did we forget the main focus of tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I know?

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Yeah, tomorrow is free chasaw right. Oh, it's gonna be
a fun one. It's gonna be fun, and the weather's
gonna be good to rite, Yeah we will. We will
be one day away from Dino Derby.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Don't ask Michael what the weather is going to be like, yeah,
I didn't know. I just said yes, hold on

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Oh my look well part wait, part, it's gonna be nice.