Robots Rising, Apple Drops, and Cookie Comebacks

In this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we dive straight into Human vs Robot War, the ultimate showdown of AI versus humanity.

We break down the biggest reveals from Apple’s latest event and find out why beer drinkers are basically mosquito bait. 

Rock News keeps you up to speed on the latest tours and releases, while Girl Scout cookies return with a brand-new flavor that has people talking.

Our “Have you ever?” concert edition gets listeners sharing their wildest live show confessions, and Five Things covers today’s trending headlines.

We also explore the UK’s push to ban energy drinks, Chicago’s wildest headlines in Bad News Bears, and Nerd News with the latest in tech, science, and geek culture.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Would nay, Good morning boys, Happy hump Day.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I was gonna say, you're gonna start off hump Day
with would humpy? Humpy? Would?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Don't we all?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
We are, in fact the morning mosh pit, Wake up
Rock Hard Rock ninety five five. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's too late. I'm Michael. Oh no, sir, I know
you stay. I have to.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Do.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We have an h figured that out.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I feel harassed. Actually, yeah, we do. Human he knows
us all very well.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
He has an interesting false background on his videos. I
had to ask him if he was sitting on the
coast and he said, no, this is my zoom background.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We're good friends at this part.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
If I went to HR for anything, they'd be like,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Want to it's so funny thing, Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
We've done this before.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
It is a weird place to be when you do
a job like this, though, because we are being goofball,
right and we're making jokes and stuff, and in normal
business a lot of that stuff wouldn't fly. So the
HR guys just got to be like sitting on a
fence sort of right, like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Know the violations we have within one three minute time
frame has to be insane.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I bet you could set a record.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
When I talk to my other friends who are also
in management, and I talk about how I deal with
my management situations, and.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I go, bro, you can't say that, and I was like,
I can, and I didn't get reported.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm so glad we don't have traditional jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm so sorry, dear listener.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I hope that we can provide you some version of
comfort while you have to go pretend to like your
coworkers every day because I just.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Tell these jack and what I think all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We listen half the time.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I don't want you to listen to me. Ever, my
words are too good for your ears, so we can
turn your mic off.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, fine, okay, cool, if you have a show.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hey, you guys drink energy drinks?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Not anymore?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
I mean if if you see me drinking an energy drink,
I might be close to death.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
A band is coming. A band is a band on
energy drinks?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is it in the US?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's not, but it's a band.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
But I would think like it that that's the kind
of thing that spreads, right, we all know energy and
drinks are horrible.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's spread spread.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
How's your mom? Doing anyway. Do we have weather coming up?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, we do, and I got some great news. It's
gonna be uplifting.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I hate it immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, hat, did you really you made another penis joke?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, I was on and now w C HI Weather
with Michael weather Man.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's okay. You know what I got yesterday? If you
say pumpkin anything.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
There's this thing on Amazon. It's not pumpkin. It's a skeleton.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And it's this little goblin.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Bowl and it has you put all the water in
there and it smokes, but it has a it has
a bottle of poison it looks like but it's like
this trick thing. So it looks like nobody's holding the
bottle and it's pouring down into the thing. Dude, it's
it's on Amazon. It's everywhere right now.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Get it. It's so cool.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
We'll keep it away from the cat. It's fall and
I'm enjoying fall already. Look at the weather, great weather.
I made a mistake last year, my first year here is.
I waited for the leaves to change and I was like, okay,
it's fall. Well, the leaves change fast here. It's like
a week and a half and then it's winter. Yeah,
enjoy this now. It is going to be absolutely beautiful
today and all this week. I mean temperatures in the

(03:35):
low eighties and sunny.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's summer.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Just a breathe in the airlieve in summer. It is
definitely what did you put on your Why does your
macha this morning look a little orange on top?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, listen, if a white girl wants to indulge in
a little pumpkin cold, then that is my Broget look
at that.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's tompkin time.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's the promo.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, I mean it's gonna be partly sonny, mostly sunny.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Today.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I have like eighty degrees and just absolutely gorgeous. Take
your lunch outside, enjoy it because sooner or later we
know we're gonna be bundling every time we walk out
the door.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's still summer, Mikey, This summer.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Is stop with that. It's fall. I'm enjoying my fall.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Six sons.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Fine, great, fine, fine, it's a warm fall day.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ball me Autumn's Chicago day.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Can I ask you a question, Maris?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, And I'm not including you Maria only because I
don't think you have any problems with this.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
As men, we deal with this hairline situation as we
get a little older. You have any problem yet? Me neither.
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I take medicine for it. They're saying that something you
drink is messing with your hairline. This could be the
worst news you've ever heard. I'll tell you about it next, Learn.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
To Fly from the Food Fighters.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
My favorite music videos because I keep picturing David Groll
is that little girl in the pink dress.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's a great one.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I like David Girl.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
By the way, David, I have this coming up in
rock News, Mike, I have this coming up in rock News,
and I'll hint out a little bit later. The Foo
Fighters yesterday posted a picture of Dave Girl. I'm gonna
blow up for you guys in the studio here. It
is a mashup of him and who's that look like?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Wait now, it looks like Nick right, the sports guy. No,
look at it's Dave Girl, but a mash up on
the Fred now.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, so everybody everybody thinks there's a Dave Grol weird
al song coming please, which.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is pretty cool. I'd be okay with that.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You know what, Dave Girl was always the guy who
had so much fun, and I think of the get
back to just being goofy Dave Man, drink a few beers,
let's have some fun.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
And again he'll have Yeah, I have that. The songs
about fidelity, good hair.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
That Dave Girl by great hair.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's probably why he's able to get away with the
things that he gets away with.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, how's our hairlines?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Boys?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You guys are both kind of good though great.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I've always had a big ass forehead, but I take
medicine from my hair.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Do you really?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
When I was twenty two, I started like reading about
hymns and all these things you see commercials about, and
I thought, I can't lose my hair.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I can't like.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Even that has to be beautiful, but that as I
just didn't want to. I don't know why I dreaded
it so much. And I respect the baald of course
unheard minority, we hear them. So I started taking like
hymns pills just in case. And yeah, I'm forty two
now and I haven't lost any hair.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Do you have like balding in your family?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Not really, I want to be careful.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
You're probably fine, Yah, But what could be messing with
your hairline booze and soda. God damn, I know it
was a recent review of seventeen studies around the world
found a link between higher consumption of alcohol and sugary
drinks and increased hair loss. Researchers concluded that alcohol and
sugary drinks have a negative effect on your gut my

(07:00):
grow biome, which makes it more difficult for your body
to absorb important nutrients like vitamin D and iron, which
are linked with stronger, healthier hair.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Explains women's hairlines, what specific liquor.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Or beer, sugar content and the alcohol. Okay, alcohol is
gonna kill your your biome. Sugary drinks are just going
to mess with the balance of it essentially, And both
of those things mean you can't absorb the nutrients that
you need.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And if you like, hair is a bunch of excess nutrients.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Essentially, one side effect one of how many side effects
of drinking alcohol and soda. I'm finding I love diet coke. Yeah, boy,
don't do research into that ruin the day.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Because I'm trying to be healthier as I get older.
I think about this more right, I'm like, that's consistent. Yeah,
that pain in my foot reminds me that, hey, you
should be a little healthier. You should take care of yourself.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
I'm taking a Reagano pills just to kind of like
flush my system. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, there's a Reguanal
pills that help isolate and flesh stuff out.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And I'm just like, all right, cool making you poop?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh oh okay, that makes me.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I was like, you have a liver and kidneys and
anything else that people are trying to sell you.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
They're doing just that, selling you something.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Frankly, we all could be taking more fiber. From what
I've read too, that'd be a wild morning, would be
health that's vegetable.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm already loaded up over here already.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I'd call you Tuta comic because you cheat so much and.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Not, you know what, not lately.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I've got I got a sandwich at Starbucks that hasn't
been causing my toots.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Not lately.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
You just lit off the last two days. I mean, yes, morning,
are you talking about today?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I like Toots in common. He's also a boyfriend, so.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, I mean, watch your hairline, man, watch your just
watch your health and what's your thing? What's your thing
you're taking reganal pills. I got the hair pills. Be
honest with us on the text line eight four four
ninety five fifty what are you doing for your health?
Weirder the better, By the way, I drank a kombucha yesterday,
so he should.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Be like good to go for the next ten more years.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Now he's a bit only all right, Let's see if
I can get this right today.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Damn four pack of tickets Hubbard House October.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Fest block Party. Don't you mean Hubbard Hoss? It's look
in my brain it says it's spelled h a u s.
It doesn't look weird. It turks the brain house for sure.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
And then I was all I was trying to be like,
let me put my little German flare on and say,
oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
House in Germany, it's more of a houses house.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Love an October all right? Four pack October Fest up
for grabs.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Funk to the head, you answer trivia, we get shot,
take us hostage.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Will give you a safe Did I hit it all?
Get out the leader? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty Michael, what's
the number eight for four?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Boom boom boom ninety five fifty B collor ten and
now Fun to the Head on. Yeah, don't worry, they're
using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Michelle?

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah, real morning.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm just on my way to work and I heard
you say color ten and I didn't know what the
heck I was calling about.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, you've gotten yourself into a mess, Michelle.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
We're going to walk you through this. But first, okay,
thank you for completing the quad.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
We've got Michael, We've got Maria, We've got Marason, We've got.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yay.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
It's a whole lot happening here, so welcome too. Fun
to the head This is the trivia game where you're
gonna answer questions. If you need help or need a save,
you can take one of us hostage. We'll give you
the answer if we know it. If we don't answer
the question right, we get shot with nerf gun. So
is that is that cool?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's cool? Yeah? All right, up for grabs.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
We have October Fest tickets for you, a four pack,
but you've got to make the first decision on who
you want to take hostage A gun.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Thank you my own gun, Michelle. Do we have our
trivia brain turned on this morning?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
So I think three five. All, here we go.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Question number one, Michelle, what is the hardest natural substance
on Earth?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
My god, the hardest natural All right.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's a type of type.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Let's give her a little bit more because she's halfway there. Okay,
I don't know. You're going to be so mad. Is
this is?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, you're gonna be like, oh yeah, it's a diamond Michelle.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh okay, yeah, all right, yeah, I forgot about that one.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
It's okay, It's okay, Michelle. You do get one save
you can ask Marius if you don't know any answer,
but you only get one, Okay, Okay, next one, next one, Michelle.
Which band released the album Dark Side of the Moon.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, I was a little worried.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I wasn't sure where that Oh my gosh, was going.
Oh no, you got here we go? Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Which movie features the quote I'll be back.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Terminator?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is you just gotta get one more?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
And that can be a safe okay?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Who is the author of the Harry Potter series?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
JK, Wow, she got it?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yes, amazing, absolutely amazing.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I'm gonna just fire my gun off in the air,
all right, Michael, that was in the job.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Michelle set.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
You're gonna Hubbard House october Fest block party, going on
September twenty seventh, over in River North. It's gonna be music,
there's gonna be drinking, there's going to be food.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, I think I might have to stop by.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
You should I'm gonna be there, But is gonna be
in leeder Hosing. Yeah, I'm gonna be tapping kegs in
lieder Hosen.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh, knees out, baby.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Knees up, dancing, d dip dated you.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
We'll have those knee high socks on.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I can't wait to see this.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I just can't wait to give my best German a
hat with like a little feather in it. No, I'm
gonna get on one of the apps and learn the
German before I go. Michael from the Morning marsh Pit
okay nine, Yeah you like that, Michael Michelle.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I'm sorry your set. Do you have some friends that
you can take with you for this? Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah, hotel.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Well, if they're listening, I'm sure they're excited to join
you at Hubbard House october Fest block party going on
September twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
You want tickets, go to Hubbard.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
House Chicago dot com and use code iHeart to get
ten percent off of Michelle. You don't have to worry
about that because you won Fun to the head today.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yay, hear that.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
That's the sound of all your entertainment standards going down
the drain. Glad you're here listening to the morning mosh
Fit on Rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Boys? What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Arts?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh yeah, I like us. You, of all people, one
of the lowest self esteems.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Very Hey, Chicago, I'm sorry we celebrated that Super Bowl
after our first half, but I don't want to talk
about this. It seems like everybody has something to say
about Caleb Williams right now.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
And Maria go ahead start Yeah, come on man.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Actually, yes, come on man, is a great way to
say it. As we're getting ready for this one, we
were trying to like really dive into what was happening
in the frustration level between two young quarterbacks. You had
two very opposite reactions. Caleb got frustrated and put it
all on his back. JJ got frustrated back, turned it around,

(15:49):
turned a really bad mistake around, and was like, hey,
let me rely on my team a little bit more
order front.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I saw a quote from JJ McCarthy so at the
point in the game where the Vikings had to dart,
turning the tide, so to speak, either the game is over.
He walked out in the middle of the huddle. He
looked at everybody and he said, let me get this ready,
He said, is there anywhere else in the world that
you would rather be right now?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
See?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
That is psych a lot. It brought everybody to the present.
It reminded them that they've worked their whole freaking life
to get there.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, that was always bad.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
I mean, I just think that's such a And by
the way, J. J. McCarthy is a child.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
How old is he? Like, twenty is I'd say twenty two,
twenty three?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, I'd say that too.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I just think that's incredible. But this is the difference
between a captain and a leader. Interesting that well said.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Imagine being the person that really didn't want to go
that day, be anywhere else, home in bed sleeping.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I've got like a really hot model there and I
would rather be there.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, Mariss, do you see a smile on my face?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
You're forcing it. It comes are back, baby, And.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
We knocked out a little skid we had going comes
the Braves in Atlanta yesterday six to one. Pitcher kde
Horton delivered another dominant performance, pitching six and a half innings,
allowing just one run on four hits I love and
two strikeouts. You like a dominant anything to be fair?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
You to go find a friend.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
It's hard to be a dominant catcher, though we were
going to do.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
You give it to me right now, I will catch it.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
That would be a dominant yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Fair.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
The Cubs off and struck light with four run rally
in the eighth inning, breaking the game open. White Sox
yesterday fell one run, just one run below the Rays
five to four.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Were those words, well.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I wrote, I wrote it backwards, so it messed my
little brain up at that. Yeah. White Sox lost to
the Rays five two four.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
And they are back in action today at rate Field
six forty and Cubs in Atlanta game time six fifteen.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
And then very quickly.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
All off season, the Bulls waited to get this done,
but they signed Josh Giddy to a four year of
dred million dollar contract.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
One hundred million dollars, so much money. Twenty two crapball,
he's twenty two. I would at twenty two, I would
screw up one hundred million dollars. So bad would I
would spend it all? I screw up one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
The rays, sun rays, stingrays, devil rays, devil the hell's
a devil.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Ray, horns, pitchfork, it's a sting ray. Water. Oh, the
white stripes on rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Jack White will be here for Riot First, which is
next week. It's crazy, all right, Maria, You've been doing
a lot of research over here.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
What's the difference between a manta and a devil ray?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Well, I'm so glad you asked, because they're both members
of the mobiulidie family. Oh god, but they do have
distinct differences in their physical appearance, habitat and feeding habits.
Devil rays are generally smaller in size than manta rays,
and they have a unique diame and shaped body with
the pointed snout. In contrast, manta rays have a triangular

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shaped body with a wide head and a rounded snout.
A further note, devil rays are really good at playing
baseball in Tampa, very good.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
They can wrap their little wings a round that bat and.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Just go you know, they just go by the rays
now right?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Sure, But either way, those Rays great baseball.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
They are great.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
We wouldn't think of that because the lack of thumbs.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
But this is the BBC's planet Earth Oasis on Rock
ninety five to five, just one of five concerts over
a soldier field that absolutely ruin the grass.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Oh no football on Monday night football. And then I
got to shout out the grounds crew. I didn't see
any slipping. I didn't see any ACL two or somebody
did get hurt. But I don't think it was the grass.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, I don't think it was. I think it was.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
A normal bad playing from the Bears.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yet do you see the goal line. It's like a
spaghetti noodle. Weave it all over. I was like, how
are they gonna even across the line. But yeah, the
ground priads didn't do a great job.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
They got the grass where it needed to be. That
will decust.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
See, you bitch, just thought you wanted me to know
more about the sports.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
It's all fun and games until I know enough to
troll you. Alright, come all right, Well, if it's not
me controlling, then it's gonna be some version of a
robot and the inevitable human advices robot.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Wall from the front of the inevitable.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Researchers are messing around with AI systems that place real
sports bets using cryptocurrency, all with the goal of understand
hung a little bit.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
A little all.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
And that's the phone number, even said, I didn't say
number again, right, All with the goal of understanding how
the machines make decisions when facing uncertainty. Way to use
your tongue, good job, excuse me, tongue, they excuse me,

(21:01):
excuse me?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Take it back.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
When you're talking and you're not using your tongue and
you just kind of like Billy Daily over the words.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I'm sorry, it's sore after a weekend with Michael's mom.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Can we solify maris just saying thank you for using
your tongue.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yes, we can.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Analyzed, DA strategize and even compete against each other, which
I'll offer insights into how AI might behave when stakes
are real. Obviously, not everyone is pumped that AI is
being involved in sports betting. A guy who's A he's
a head honcho at FanDuel john sato.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
He's using the A on his own stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
No, he's pushed back.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
He said.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
The power to place bets should always stay in the
hands of our customers themselves, not bots, AI agents or
anything or anyone else.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
If I'm going to ruin lives with something addictive and destructive,
it's gonna be real humans, not robots.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Straight. Hold on, let me check with my booky real
quick pay Gerard.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
I know you're listening, and I'm sorry, but I will
accept the meeting request.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I just got on in the Bears game this week.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Oh it's all Lions, baby, and you know that. Hold on,
let's see what my bookie says.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Side note for jokes, should we maybe not use our
real HR guy's real name.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's too late.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
We're talking about Gerard way Hr and my chemical multi tesks.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Lions by five point five point. Did you see the
Bears game? I did? I did. I just hope the
Bears too great? Did you watch the Lions game? Because
it's gonna be too bad?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
We did sports already.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Have you guys gambled? Gamblers? Gambling?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I like to I like I like poker.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
I I love to support my favorite draft app, Draft Kings,
when you use code rock nine to get extra money
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It is the best, and indeed on top of that,
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Speaker 2 (23:13):
Hold on? I got to download this app from the
front of the Inevitable human Robot Wall.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
The existence of a spoon man implies the existence of
an equal yet different fork woman and perhaps a knife
non binary person.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
What's a spork?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
That's a trans my favorite utensils.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Anyway, Marian Master on rockety five five, Mikey.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Apple had an event yesterday. I'm an Apple guy. I
love Apple products, or an Apple guy. You know, these days,
I feel a little bit like it's just a shell
that they keep filling with something else.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
But we're like your mom, Jesus Christ. Wow, it's not listening, mom,
she says, telling jokes.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
It's not real. It's not you.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
You're a lovely, lovely love I don't say her name.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Oh sorry.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
After that of them, just like, how dare you? Apple?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I have one of their live events, and there's something
I actually really excited about. A lot of this stuff's
kind of crap. They got like an Apple airphone now
there's an upgrade on the watch, has a few extra things.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I can't wait to not afford any of this.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Yeah, but they're new headphones. They're in ear air pods
will now translate languages live crazy. So if you're in
a foreign country.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Uh huh, when do you look at it?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
You're in a foreign country and someone's talking to you,
it'll just tell you what they're saying in English.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Wild.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
That's because I just saw that on the TikTok shop
two weeks ago, and Apple's acting like this is revolutionary technology,
breaking through technology.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
My phone crazy. I've had this phone for two years.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
It is a SAMs song Galaxy twenty four, and there's
an app on here that translates Sam singing that car
accident I got into a year ago. My buddy, I
forget his name, but we got into the car accident
and he had an app on his Samsung phone that
translated the conversation for us there in person.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So Apple, Yeah, revolution earth.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
There wasn't a picture of a little apple with a
bite taken out of it on it, So what was
it all worth?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Did it come in nice white packaging? Yeah, so I really.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Can packaging.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
It is the morning Mashpit, Mirius.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
You are yes, Oh my gosh, I'm Maria, I'm Michael.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
We all start with the letter M.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Have you ever noticed that somebody on social media noted
that my my tag my handle is who is mares?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
And they questioned it in a cop and I was like,
you've been following me far too long? You know who that?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I'd like to say also that my handle is at
Michael K.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Mason. Yeah, and they've been telling me things too. Yeah,
follow me, I need it.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
It's always who is Maris and never how is You
don't care?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I do care, buddy, Okay, well do you have time?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Okay, so yesterday, I don't care what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
The British government is proposing a ban energy Hey, I'm
trying to talk about my guys with accents right now,
you know, the ones that.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Stand a chance, right.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
The British government is proposing a ban on energy drink
sales to kids under the age of sixteen.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Good, happy with that? You know what if? I'm very
much like a free do what you want.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Anybody can do anything, but like, these people are killing
themselves with these energy drinks, right, yeah, people kill themselves
with cigarettes, do and we still let people do that? Yeah,
not sixteen year olds?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah you're too yeah right? Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
You guys remember your first red Bull? Do you remember
your first cigarette? Oh my god, I didn't like it.
I don't like energy drinks and all I think we
had one warming up for a soccer game. Oh this
was your first one. Wow, Oh my god. The first

(27:21):
twenty minutes were immaculate. Coach was like, oh damn, look
at you guys. After that snooze, Oh we got our
but oh we got our buds. This sounds like a
familiar story.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Let me think back. Was it Monday night? So you
started off great? Yeah, and then it all fell apart.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, I'm glad you said Monday and not Sunday because
we would have fought Yeah us.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Sports, you know, and the way it affects your mood
and your weak Oh, it's so fun. So anyway, they're
warning that since it's so sugary and it's stimulant packed
obviously with all the caffeine, it's feeling obesity and poor
health among you young people, causing problems like hyperactivity and
sleep issues.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Not great.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I mean, you can't sleep with that monster drink.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
No kidding, well, not with any version of monster, the
one under your bed or the one in your drink.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
But hey, it's sugar free, so it's fine. Of course,
that's why I.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Drink the diet coke yep, and then it's good.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
And as we know, corporations are looking out for our
well being and certainly not their own bottom lines.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't like caffeine that much. I have my match
in the morning because I wake up at two am.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
But other than that, if I have that level of caffeine,
a I'm getting jittery.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, but I'm also is this something that you guys experience?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
And if it's something that you experienced eight four four
nine ninety five fifty text us or send us all
walk you talk back on the app. My muscles feel
like weaker, like I get like body aches at a
certain point.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Oh yeah, so maybe that's part of it. I always
feel like kind of like dry and dusty after drink
and energy.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's a diuretic. That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I never thought about that.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Do you guys? Do you ever feel any like weakness
if you've had too much.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Caffeine after the coffee poops? Yeah, that's that's a rough.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Well after the poops. Yeah, you're losing a lot of
nutrients there. Oh god, some poops over there. How about
you mikey, Oh, what do you.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I feel clean. I'm not drinking energy drinks.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
You sound a little too wet, you know.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
It's just a little bit like I do want you
to run a wipe down there.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I don't have to take that. No, I don't have
to take that gamble. I'll let a I do that one.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Fifty Do you drink energy drinks? What's your drink? Do
you had a buddy? Used to start with two monsters
every morning?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Do you let your kids drink energy drink? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
We have questions?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
How are they? No?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
No, yeah, I'm looking at sandals right now, and I
just need to let you know that they lied. That's
not the last resort. There are still plenty of resorts
out there. Hey, man, do you want to know play stuff?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I didn't. I wasn't trying my phone start talking. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I just had to yell at Maris.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I know, and I was like, I don't remember my
phone going on children. It didn't. It didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It literally of it.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Can I make up for it? Yeah, Rock News, let's
get into it.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I love Rocks.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Food Fighters have posted a picture of Dave Grol on
their social media well Dave Girl's body with weird Awl's
face an interesting little mashup, and people are wondering and
speculating if there is a weird al Food Fighters collapse coming.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Also just l oil because like, how would we know
that it was Dave Roll's body, Like you would not.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Look at the tattoos, you instantly know, but what would
be like a food fighter like the breast of you.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Maybe there still bress and it's about chicken. He's done
food though, yeah, you know is iconic.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
You can check it out at the Foo Fighters social media.
It's funny, looks funny. I'll make you giggle. A System
of Down teasing a big tour after their tour that
they're finishing up right now. This was sort of a
trial run for System of a Down to come back
really and yeah they were they haven't been on tour
for years and years and they weren't even sure about
this one. So they're like, well, let's do you know
whatever it is ten dates few in America or what

(31:26):
a few around the country. It went so well that
they're now teasing all over the UK. Basically on like
the sides of buildings. There's projectors that are the system
of a Down and people are speculating that a full
blown European tour is on the way, which will then
lead to another but much more integrated in America, like
not four shows, you know they'll be in every city.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I went to the system of a Down show and
I don't really know how I feel about this. I'm
not like thrilled with it. Serge talking really did a
little song before read that show. Really, I was surprised.
I was like, he woke you up? Damn is he
h thanks? See hot?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Turns out, when.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I saw them years ago, I thought it was pretty
stunning how he would go and it like carries through
the whole stadium.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
You're like, damn fair.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
It wasn't his singing.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I don't want that. In my ear.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It was more like the shoulders.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You went to a show, jealous it down? I want
some shoulders? What is what? No?

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I just figured after Mike Kim you would have been
like blistfully floating off.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Because she had the IP tickets.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Lauren gets special, Lauren.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is away. Yeah, this is pretty cool. Houses away that
Jimmy Fallon answer your.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Question, you love Lincoln Park. Do you do you see
new metal rising up? A little around us.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
This is pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's never died for me, but well A drowning pool
performed Bodies on Jimmy Fallon Show with Offset and is
it j I B j I j I D And this.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Is what that sounded like? Lies? I like a mashup?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Wasn't it an Oasis jay Z mash up back in
the day Champagne Supernova with jay Z singing ninety nine
problems over it?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
That would be friend? Is that on?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I'm thinking of? Yes, well I think there was. I
think somebody hit the mashup, but yeah, those were great
to the whole album was great.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Frankly, I just really like the ad living like Nothing
actually extra just let the bodies at the floor, Yes, yeah,
I also think you should do that, let them at
the floor.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
The birds.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'll share this A low.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Live in that opposed to be just a very very
vulnerable little poem that Anthony Keatus wrote turned into a
Red Hutchli Pepper song for your consumption?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Interesting how that works?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That fun morning mosh been on Rock ninety five five. Boys.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
You know what I like is how or have you ever?
Have you ever?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I came across this on social media? Have you ever,
this is concert edition.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
We don't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Eight five fifty. If you find that you have an
interesting story when we talk about any of these little things,
message it to us, like have you ever crowdsurfed?

Speaker 7 (34:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
What?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I don't trust the soul to hold me up.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I don't trust the soul not to group me anyway.
They can't. Yeah, I would love to, but it would
just be asked grabbing and grabbing, and that's part Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Have they ever staged dived? Well probably not. No, same
reason I retract my statement.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I was gonna say, you sure, buddy, I retracted.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I was in a Newfound Glory show once and someone's
stage dove and they didn't make the barrier and caught
it on their neck and they had to shut the
whole show down. They brought in a stretcher, took the
person out and everything. I was like, rough, No, they
didn't finish.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
My friend's over you Like, all right, guys, shange dive.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Any of you have a band tattoo?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, I don't have any tattoos.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
If you have a band tattoo, send it to us.
I'd love to see it.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Maybe a kiss tattoo, depending on where it is I.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Have a giant Michael wants to see it regards I
have a.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Giant Isaac Brock from Modest Mouse portrait, do you really
a huge one?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
From my knee to my hip?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
That's a very stretched out I love Modest Mouse.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
What can I say?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, and my friends a tattoo or whatever, and you, well,
we've all went backstage. And you know what I can
tell you if you've never been backstage and you really
want to go back there, there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Going on back there. It's not it's not like the eighties.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, it's their office, and frankly, they don't want to
talk to you.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
There is catering, though.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
They're always very quiet because they have to spend all
their energy on stage.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
The one thing that I always am scared of is
that getting in the way of the production guys, because.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh my god, they're always moving.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
They're moving on stage text.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Yeah it could be nothing going on, and they're walking
fast and they're pissed off you're standing in front of them.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
And at the Cither show, we were just trying to
like get on the back side of the stage and
Clinger just walks across the stage and I felt the
eyes of every production guy around going who the hell
are they?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I was like, cleaner man, just fake it.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
When I was.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Working the iHeart Festival, I got stuck on stage and
they were doing a video hit with the Breakfast Club
and I had to go get to Angela Yee to
get her to her next spot. And I'm looking at
the time and I'm like, they're gonna be talking for
ten minutes. So I was like, can you get around? No.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I just ran in the back of.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
The I'm getting text message for people at home that
knew I was there.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I was like, bro, I saw you whole sprint. If
I'm fast, they can't see it.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
It didn't matter if you like flashed as he went by,
just a quick like.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Nips out. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Well, you said you were on stage. That was one
of another one of these on the list. Here. Have
you ever been on stage at a concert? Yeah, I mean,
I think our job, lets us do that. I mean
the one time I got to dance on stage, I
told you, yes, this was with Genuine.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
We're going to dive into this deeper on Loopers.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
How's the song of My Pony? This is what I
was doing on stage. I'm so excited at eighteen years
old to be running around.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
On say you didn't know to Where's the Pony? I
was a child.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
And the home I grew up in, I wasn't allowed
to listen to anything but Christian music till I was
eighteen or sixteen. Yeah, my parents are very strict. Have
you ever seen the same band two nights in a row?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yes? No?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah? Oh god they were playing with like a show
for us and then another thing.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah. Do they do different sets?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I think they changed like one or two songs. And
who was it was a smaller band. It was an alternative.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Well there's you know what I was thinking about this one.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
It's tough because not a lot of bands play, I
mean unless you're traveling to the next date.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
But Young the Giants of It. Oh, it was Young
the Giant.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
They did like an acoustics because they used to back
when bands did shows at radio stations. Yeah, they did,
like a show at our station just for like the
small thing, and then like I went to their show.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, I thought that was the same promotion they were
on because we played beer pong with them. They played
a little acoustic show and then played a show.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I used to do a lot.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
I know one of my favorite bands eis nine Kills.
They were at the House of Blues two nights.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
In a row.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
They did one album one night, one album another night.
I'm sitting around. I was like, do I do both?
And then I didn't have time for either.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
So I just Pearl Jam always does two in a row,
a system of it out. They just played two nights.
I'm sure people went out and saw both nights.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
That is expensive two nights, though.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I'd like to see my kem two nights in a
row me too.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Oh my god, could you imagine if they did three
Cheers the first night and Black Parade the second half.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
We need a full Taylor Swift eras tour from my
Chemical Romance.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh I thought you meant Taylor Swift. I wasn't be like, no, no.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
No, what what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Now?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
You don't think Taylor Swift could write a fantastic song
for mikeem that they could perform super Well, No.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I'm sure they could.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
You know what, there's there's already a queen of rock
that we can use some music from.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Her name is Hayley.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, well we got Mesic Haley.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Is that out yet? It is out. Yeah, it's out out. Yeah, dude,
she like released it in the.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Exact where shipping me a queen. And that's a you problem, buddy,
to the ghato, bend the knee.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I can't be in that far.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's rock station, ooh, right fast.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Right around the corner, Green Day next week, Jack White,
I'm not ready. I mean neither me, neither. I start stretching.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Seriously, You've got to write a bunch of stuff. I'm
officiating a wedding and she and.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
That should be done. Ye, Sarah, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I'm gonna pull it together. I always do you do.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
We have new Girl Scout cookie flavors, well one new flavor,
but that's all we need.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Hey, Merris, you maybe give me a baseline.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
We got a scooge description here, Hey, Mikey hit the drums,
Boom boom. The chocolate cookies which have a creamy filling
with the notes of chocolate, creamy filling, marshmallow as much
as you'll give it, baby, and toasted almond flavored cream.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Ah man, that's right, baby. They're called explore Mores.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
They are Rocky Road inspired Girl Scout cookies weird.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
To be character. I don't like that voice after I say, girls, Scott.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
You asked me to give you the bait.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
I hope this cookie is better than all of the
other ones, because girls, girls got cookies are gross, Let's
be honest.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh, surprise, surprise, another bad take.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
From Bad Take Factory over there and what bad take Olympics?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
What I like chewy cookies. I don't like crunchy cookies.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Have you not had the coconut one?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
It's perfectly filling.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, but that's got coconut on it. Okie.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I think we should utianize him, like I think we
have to get him out of his misery because like
all the things that you're supposed to enjoy in life,
he does not like.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
So you can't be having a good time.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Brand of chewy cookie do you enjoy?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Oh my god, what's the what's the main one with
the They have all the packages at the store. There's
Rose them, not Oreos, theler No, the other ones.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
The main dogs, the main do give it a name?
Fine churf. I'll go with them if you're gonna go
with Oreo.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
They just described a Rocky Roads smart flavored oreole over here.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Whatever the brand is, it's the ones that are chewy like.
They don't crack, crack and crisp.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
They bend.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
You'd like a soft cook like a soft cook softer?
What about like a warm No, I hate like again
with the crunchy. I don't like crunchy cookies. It feels
like they're stale. Somebody's got to agree with me somewhere
in the world.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
They don't have to do.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
What do you guys like? What's your favorite cookie? Cookie?

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Damn okay, damn cookie monster will gobble cookies up until
I have all the diabetes in America.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Okay, I meant soft, hard, chewy, creamy. I do not
care that cookie is getting eaten. Okay, cookie the cookie.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Every single cookie is a good cookie. There's no such
thing as a bad cookie.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Michael. That's what some people say.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
My favorite cookies are my mommy's chocolate crinkles.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I don't like the way you said that.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay, jeez, well, just being honest. You are the ones
that I like.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I do like an oreo. I like a girl scout
thin mince cookie. I like supporting the future minds of
America by buying cookies that they do not bake.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I went to that.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Profit goes back to the young woman working so hard
to sell those cookies.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
What I don't know can't hurt me.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Eight ninety five fifty that's the number you text us
and thank you for texting.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
And chewy chips. Ahoy. Yeah, that's what our big conversation
about cookies.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
I now have to go to Crumble after work and
just get all of the sugar.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Get chewy cookies. The hard cookies are garbage. There's a
space for a hard cookie. Okay, there's a.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Space for a soft cookie, but there's also a space
for both of them to come together and make this
beautiful cookie soft and hard at the same time.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
You get in both textures in your.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Mouth ready to go, and it is just a heaven
sent bliss.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
On your tongue.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Miss Michael's mom.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
M Yeah, anyway, it's a great cook and a saint
good to eat. When you read the news, how do
you feel lately?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Horrific? Say it ain't nice, like it's actually affecting me.
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, it's not good. It's like just negativity on top
of negativity. So when the corporate chills told me to
put a new.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Segment on the show.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
It was like, I don't want to bring the room
down to late personally. Hey, you guys don't know what
I'm gonna say. Maybe, Hey, you guys don't know what
I'm maybe a wild animal, Hey man, Hey nursing home.
Hey hey, two's a tennis school school.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Let's chill.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So when the corp chill and a segment on the
I just figured i'd let it go and.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
They told me.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I was like, no, it's going to bring the room down.
And then they were just like a spin on those headlines.
I was like, yeah, that sounds really easy. That's exactly
what I'm gonna do. This is bad news. Bears women
impaled by flying rebar while driving.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Damn, I'm always scared of That's what's the movietation?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, yeah, destination ched suppose Oh my god, toddler killed
in driveway accident.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I know it's just a headline, but I do want
more details. You gotta look where you back up.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
No man found dead under concrete slab.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
That's some monster stuff, right, they're just going in for
a nap. Oh yeah, yeah, put.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I'm right on.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Under worker dies an underground gas tank.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
That's scary.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Stuff because people have to get into septic tanks and.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Have a gas and possibly the worst News Bears. Really
I did Worst News Bears Bear's lost to Vikings twenty four,
twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
All alcetings, all of it news.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
We can't wait for next week's headline, Bears lose to
the Lions.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
We might have to bet on this, even though the
Bears are the underdogs. I might have to just take it.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
You really want it. I don't think about.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
It, can you.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Too?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
It's time to dork out.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Your dork's out. Dork's out.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Oh that dork is out, baby, I have dorks out.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
There's been rumblings all over the internet since this cast
was announced.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
But it is otual.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
We know everybody who's going to be a part of
this street Fighter movie that is due out October sixth,
twenty twenty six, and they have a cast of characters
ready for this one.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
You played street Fighter, correct? I love street Fighter.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Street Fighter iconic fighting game of all the ages, great
and arcade, great on PlayStation, Nintendo, Xbox, whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Street Fighter has been iconic this entire time.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
They have Cody Rhoads from the WWE playing Kyle Andrew
kog playing Ryou or Reu.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I think it's reading now right.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
I always Roman Rains is playing a Kuma fifty made
in cast as bal Rod the Boxer, And there's so
many others, Eric Andre and a new character named Don
for the comedic relief to try to roll. I love
the fighting and the tension between everybody, and then still
make it a little bit more comedic. But when I

(47:55):
tell you video game movies being on the rise, video
game movies being good, I am very excited about it.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
They're good, yeah, because they're taking the time.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
And actually using the source.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Versus the Mario movie that we got in the mid
nineties that was just like, guys, what what happened? Even
the Street Fighter, the live action Street Fighter movie was
garbage back it was it was bad.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Did we watch the Halo movie? I haven't heard good.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Was it Halo movie?

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
In twenty twenty two?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Really?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Was it live action CGI or animated?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It was live action CGI?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Oh eight four fifty. If you watched the Halo movie,
I actually didn't. You didn't, no, because I don't. Because
video game movies don't tend.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
To be good.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
They've been up and up lately. We've got the Zelda
movie coming out movie Mario. Mario just had a great movie.
It's we're in a different world now. The Halo books
are dope.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I can imagine there's a lot of goody there. No,
oh your nerd.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Oh, I've only there were some news.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
For me.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
That we just heard the news, That's what it was.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yet it was a that so what we do here?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Was trona video game before it was a movie? Was
it a movie before the video game? Question? Di you
see any of the Sonic movies? Oh? Yeah, those fantast
were they good? I haven't seen them? And watch one
you should?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Okay, yeah you'll laugh, movie before game? But how can
I be thunderstruck?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
You feel it in your rumby tumblies when that thunder hits.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Thunder strike.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Lightning strikes, Yeah, lightning strikes, but you feel the thunder
sometimes shake away.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Do you feel the thunder You've never.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
The thunder down under? You've never before? Don't think I
keep you moving day.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
We imagine dragons on rocket handy five or five. We're
gonna get so much flacked, just kidding. We've played them already.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I was gonna say we have let them go.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Then we stopped. Yeah, go ahead, text time.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
That felt like letting a horse out of the state.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Perfect time.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
You can always text us saying four four, nine, ninety
five fifty the sext shoot right in here to the
studio from the seven to one and one know what?
Look think.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
All numbers are the same for him.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
From the seven one, nine, eight two four boo boo,
boo boo. I think I think jaeger bomb should be
featured on a Thursday.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
It tastes like college.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Maybe Maris should let his studio kids each have one
and see what happens for science.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Why why do you want to in pain? Like I
take them alert shots for you?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Have you ever done a bear fight before? No, it's
a bare fight. It's a geger bomb. And what's the
one that you dropped? The uh? The shot and the
beerer bomb? No, a different one?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Well I thought, yeah, okay, it's basically two beer shots
back to back and it's very filming. I can't think
of the first part though, because it's like a wheat
beer and google that.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
All right, I got it, all right, I got it
from the seventh three two.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Got a new haircut.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Jaga bombs Mike from New Jersey here.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Hearing Maria doesn't like caffeine or coffee hurts me the
same way she was hurt over the Princess Bride.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That shouldn't hurt you in the same way. That feels
like different.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Though, Oh, okay, you've gone I'm reading.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
He's gotta do it out loud. He also counts on his.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Fingers from the two to one nine. The Food Fighters
put up a picture of a sort of mashup of
Dave Grol and weird Al on their social media, leading
people to speculate that possibly there's a song coming from
the two one nine Food Fighters and weird a collaboration.
Quote there goes my euro, doesn't the fact?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Is it gyro again? It's euro?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
It is your right? Yeah, but what did I bring
up wrong?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
My ear? Oh? Because this is your joke, joke. Someone
heard you say it, I joke And now, okay.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I'm not the first person to make it. I don't think.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Okay, So it's the Guinness with the shot of whiskey
and Irish cream and then you follow that with a
Jaeger bomb.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
And you said filling You weren't kidding, good lord, Yeah, yeah,
you're gonna Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Alternatively, I can just punch myself in the face for
the same effect.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'll do it for free.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yeah, I can't do thater on me Hr has entered
the chap.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
From the seven o eight.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
We were talking about how the UK is banning energy
drinks for kids under sixteen. My knees feel super achy
after energy drinks. The sugar causes inflammation. Oh wow, but
I'm also rolling four for four full throttles a day. Jesus,
check your heart.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Everyone's yelling at us that it's a boiler maker when
you put a shot into a beer. I'm sorry, sure, well,
that's the combination of dropping a shot into a beer cool.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I was looking for a very specific beer shot combination.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Thank you the Irish. That one that we're not. We can't.
We don't do that anymore. That's why. But that's why,
the way that I did, that's why I stopped.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
We need to have I love when you do that.
We need to have another name. I've never done that, though.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
I have more texts friends. Apple had a big event
yesterday where they announced something kind of cool. You can
their new headphones. Yes, you can use their new headphones
to translate languages in real time. From the eight five seven,
Michael and Maria join the android side.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
You too can laugh at Apple users.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Oh yeah, and did we see this text too? It
says what we do for our health, drink more vodka
and don't listen to Michael's forecast hashtag garbage man Dad.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Try to skip that one. Damn it.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
You'll never skip garbage man Dan.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I've been pretty good lately, Sonny mild.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yep, and so far no dust storms from nowhere, tornadoes, tornadoes?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
The crickets are gone, are the so we already came
through New Pearl jam zero?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Well, what about hero We're the heroes on the morning
mash bit. It's not looking good for your safety. It's
rock ninety five to five boys.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Maria is your hero power, my.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Hero power sarcasm. Probably I would be contrarian woman.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
You're going to be contrarian woman.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I just like pick up your insecurities until it renders
you immobile. Got you, Yeah, how about you?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
I'll probably be Captain Vibration and I'll just speak and
then everything just kind of rumbles around me, like over buildings.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
It's not with my mouth. Captain Vibration.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Yeah, I'll just force you out of the room.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
You actually have the power to fly.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
It's not actually a superhero.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
He's like a sidekick and we call him McGee.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
All right, so we get Toots McGee for Michael Tutu, Amen,
Bear Mason.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Mikey anniversaries coming you guys his I know, well, no,
he already had his.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I'll the Bear Mason the event.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I think we should celebrate it.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
We're gonna celebrate. Okay, good, we got it. Recanting if
you will, we could evacuate the whole building. It's a celebration.
Give everybody a week off.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I'll just do a run around because it's like a
big circle. Do a big run around and just everybody's
off today. They're going to have to call the cops. Hey,
maybe i'd get two weeks vacation this time.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
I hope you also get to talk with.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, we have been shouting now for today alive.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
By the way, if you don't know this bear mace
is illegal in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
How'd you find that out?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
It's considered a weapon.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Yes, Hey, let's not give it all away before the
anniversary comes.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
You're right, we should tell us.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I was terrified. I thought my life was over. No,
it was an accident. It was just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
No, no, no, it's just critically endangered every day on
the morning months.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
And you put.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yourself in that danger.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
We made it through hump Day barely. Today is Wednesday,
Yeah Jesus.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Oh my gosh, you know what that makes tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Oh, Thursday night football, let's go. And then that leaves
us three days away from a big matchup.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
So that's not what I was there there Lions in
Detroit Monday. Who's playing Thursday night?

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Thursday is Commanders and uh, the Packers want we always.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Want the best way to enjoy Thursday.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Oh there's no Thursday night football. She's gonna blow our top.
Oh my god? What wait? Day that?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
God?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Why you're harder to drink?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
God?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I didn't even have to tell you to hit the button.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I know how to hit the button. Yeah, poke it
every day. It's rock ninety five to five Humpday.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
You certainly push buttons. It's it's it's more than a
button push. Honestly, it's more than a feeling. The small
sun