Robots, Rockstars & Really Expensive Cats

Today on The Morning Mosh Pit, it’s straight-up mayhem (the fun kind).

We’re counting down to the DINO DERBY 🦖, dodging robots in the growing Human vs A.I. war 🤖, and playing audio of Seether’s frontman going OFF mid-show about his daughter – yikes. 

Maria brings the cheerful chaos with Bad News Bears, and Marris is back in Nerd Mode with the weirdest tech stories of the day.

Speaking of weird – Bonnie Blue dropped another wild challenge, and you just know we had to talk about it 😳.

Got a pet? Prepare your wallet. A new study says owning a cat or dog will cost you over $20K now.

Oh, and the MERCH STORE IS OPEN – grab that drip while it’s hot! Michael’s back with another L and some heat in the Rock Report with System of a Down & Foo Fighters news. And if you were wondering what Sidney Sweeney’s up to — spoiler alert: she’s single, smiling, and not stressing.

We’ve got your Five Things, your Nerd News, and your daily dose of, “Did that really just happen?”

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I can't find a better man. Love that man. Get it,
least explain it.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Because the front man of Pearl Jam his name is
Eddie Vetterer, and so it's a play on the last name.
But if you say Vetter quite quickly, then it sounds
like better because the B.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
And the V are similar, and the T and the
D are similar.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome back, Michael, Thank you. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I thought it could fit in my nose. It's a
sharpie highlighter.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Dear listener.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Marris had obviously been focused on me giving Mikey time
to his own out.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
When we look back over to Mikey has a highlighter
on his nest. I was thinking about how much I
love Pearl.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Jam is so much that makes you put a highlighter
of your nose. Just twe Tweedledumb and Marris.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Kids live daily. Got to but teacher, shout out, your
summer is coming.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Get ready to relax, drink wine, relax and not worry
about those kids anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Jesus, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
The morning Mosshpit on Rock ninety five or five. My
name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm Mares, I'm Michael. Breaking news. Oh yeah, news that
the Chicago fire getting a new stadium. New stadiums going
up everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Will I be getting all the details and have that
ready for you in the Sports report, Yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Gonna go where the old Bears stadium was gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, it says this is the headline on the Chicago Tribune.
Chicago Fire planned six hundred and fifty million dollars soccer
facility at the seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's I think that's the new district that they're building. Okay, interesting,
Okay cool.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh so it'd be like, oh, I see what you're
saying now, it's like it's own new little area.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah. Smart, because then they could put new restaurants around it.
They could put all.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Killed stadium at the sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Speaking of.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
We got an update, Yeah, there's updates. It's on date
her being single.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh and she's loving a single life. Also, she's been
seeing around Chicago, and Google searches for can I eat
soap have gone up thousand percent since she put out
her bathwater.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
So got a win for feminism.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Simple Plan tickets are Simple Mind, Simple Mind's tickets today.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Simple.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
All you have to do is text and you're in.
Your name goes in the hat for every text message
in the nine o'clock hour, we will read some text
and we'll pick a winner for those tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And reminder that it is crop top week two K
twenty five. So the merch store and you buy some
merch and you crop it, and you send me a picture,
you automatically win the high five that gift card.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Take a pre My crop is shedding on me.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh your crop today's I don't mean to I I
a mom's favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You can see the video online.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Someone messaged me yesterday and he said or message me
or text or something. I saw a message on one
of the forty billion platforms that said I tried to
do a crop top picture and send it but I
guess it didn't work or something.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Because it wasn't a real crop top. All you did
is tie it a little bit in the back. It
wasn't cropped.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh you got it, really crop.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I appreciate the desire to be involved, but it just
gotta be involved.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You gotta gotta go full problem.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Nickelback, kid Rock tickets too, Yeah awesome and VPF Greade
on Friday, so.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Good, private bathrooms, air conditioned poops.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You know what a farmer's favorite piece of clothing is
don't you dare say crop crop top.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And now w C hi weather with my weather man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today? Smoky?
What smoky? Again? Look out there?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
It would be sunny right now if it wasn't for
this damned wildfire smoke and haze smoker.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
The bear told us about all this.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I think that's the problem with all the wildfires, if
I heard right, because we weren't letting the natural wildfires
go and they were stopping them, so the brush built
up and now there's an actual.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Problem tinderbox basically.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, so oh so we need to burn more.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You hear that? Get out there and get your gender revealed?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Done in the woods.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Actually not that way, No, do it that way?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
All right, Mike? You tell us not the weather?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Uh yeah, so pretty good weather today? Actually gonna be warm,
warmer than yesterday. Hi have eighty three. The low tonight
is sixty four. Oh is that nice? Window open?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
But it is still gonna be a little hazy out
My windows have been open for a month.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh nice, Yeah, just I love I love when the
sun starts going down and you get that kind of
like cool but still warm enough.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, real sunset weather the best. It's the best because.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Like, no matter what that yesterday little yes, that's when
it started yesterday. I was like, oh, yes, it is
crop top week two K twenty five. Baby, this is
the weather we're talking about. Half your shirt.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I was walking around my neighborhood in boxers yesterday, just
like boxers and flip stops over to the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
You're gonna get your ass whooped again, don't in my neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I was going to say, you can go tiny short season,
but I wouldn't just rock the boxers and walk to
the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know, people wear a bathing suits. I figure it's.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay just because you live in nice spot as maybe
walk at your ass will listen.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
They hire those cur to teach their kids that are
like at the homeschool kids, and one of those instructors
is going to see you one day and be like, hey, kid.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
You want to learn how to fight a little windy
this afternoon, some clouds a little bit later in a
chance for a shower on your drive home. But other
than that, enjoy the day because it's going to range tomorrow.
There you go, oh we have to wear a rain
crop tops tomorrow like a rainbot, like a poncho crop
top that sounds hot and sticky.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, okay, yeah it does. Yeah I said it. And
by the way, something big going on this weekend. Geg
a doo hot and sticky. Yeah, I know, Derby big. Oh,
let's tell everybody about it. Oh god, I am very excited.
We'll discuss a pullet which butterfly.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Wings News Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Is this weekend. I'm so excited. I'm actually really excited
about this. There's so much fun. My favorite event that
we do, I think falling is it? Yeah? Best. I
was going to say, okay, a whole event.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I was going to say, but Thirstday Live is just
the morning show. But Dino Derby is the entire station.
We're all going to be out there, clean Chap perhaps,
oh my chat is Chap coming?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Chappy You'll be there, you know, okay, all the way
from Mary Old Katie. Katie will be there, Steve I
hope is going. We'll see.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, we'll find out.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
We'll get the crew there and thousand dollars up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Thank yous, right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I had a show for like nothing, creative. It was
just like it was good, good time all time. Yeahed
to long is the because I'm doing the math in
my head.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
If I was a listener and I heard about this,
I would be like one thousand dollars. I'm going to
go run in this thing. What do I care? But
how long do I have to run? Because it's like
a forty yard dash.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh yeah, that's easy, that's really sure. Anybody you could
be full moored on the hangout mar Bread smoker and
you could just that's what's the name of that cigarette?
Mar Bread's mar Bread?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I am right, mar Bread, mar Bread, but mar Bread Marlborough.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
What were the cigarettes that had the little Worcestershire the
space cigarette in the filter? Parliaments, Parliament, Oh, I love
me in Parliament back in the day.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Apologize I never smoked good for you? Yeah I did,
and I'd like stand in the cold.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
And going to heaven first.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
No, I mean, I know that was not my sense.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
My thought was, if I'm smoking something, these cigarettes aren't
doing anything for me at least Derby.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, where are we right now Saturday at the Field Museum, Yes,
on the lake front. And also just because.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Here's the thing, you go to a marathon, or you
go to a five k, that's a select group of
runners that are very serious people. You go to diner Derby,
you're finding runners that are down with putting on an
inflatable two rex costume and running.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
And those are the kind of runners I want to
hang out with.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Don't forget about the kids heat. Those are teered off
in specific zones. So you don't have a four year
old taken on a ten year old. That's smart, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Can I take on the four year old just because you're.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
The same height, Yeah, the same same like size, same scride, yeah,
the same weight class.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
What if somebody's smoking mar Bread's in the dinosaur costco price,
It's just like smoking as they're running with somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Michael, get you a ma bread. You can tell you
this morning I will white Rye wheat or mar also
known as reds Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
We'll see Saturday, and if you don't want to run,
you can come and just be a spectator with us.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
There will be beer, there will be.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Dinosaurs, there will be inflatables and just a lot of
fun this Saturday, So a lot of chaos.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Morning moshpit will be there. Shenanigans will ensue mar Bread's.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
It is the Morning mashpit on Rock in ninety five
five with a wall a wall.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Say an inevitable human advisus.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Robot War news from the front of the Inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
There's now a cap cut filter for your TikTok videos
that lets you.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Upload a solo pick and then it just puts in
there an AI generated boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh cool? I mean, can you do a girlfriend though?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, an AI generated partner. I was gonna say, are
we that lonely as a society right now? And no,
but you can make your exit real. I'm real jealous.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I was literally about to say, you know what I
want this for. I want this when I'm getting out
of a relationship where the person did not appreciate me
at all, and I'm not really ready to date yet.
I don't want to get back out. There've been burned,
my heart's a little broken.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
But I do want to say screw that guy the
best way possible, which is by quote unquote dating or
taking a picture with someone that is better looking than
him and comes across as more successful than is. Maybe
I don't know, taller and more muscular.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Build your own smoke show.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Build your own smoke show.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
No matter how hot your X was, they'll be hotter.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yogi the bear wildfires are insane.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
So if your AI chatbot smoky the Bear, I heard,
it doesn't give you a hot enough new partner for
said photo? Do you just keep scrolling through? What is
the definition of hot to AI?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well, beauty is in the eye of the robot beholder.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
That's right. Well, don't you give prompts. You could be like,
I want a finn, I want tall, and they just
doesn't look like it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
For this, it looks like it a I just kind
of does it, So I would probably just resubmit.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I was going to say, And knowing how this AI works,
is probably going to be a system of repetition. So
John AI boyfriend is going to appear with Ashley and
Stephanie and yeah, na, so everybody's using the same boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Michael's dating Sydney Sweeney. You know what's crazy is there's
a AI the new Google video thing. You could literally
make a video looking like you're walking around with Sidney
Sweeney and it looks real. Yeah, just getting prety crazy.
How do you know that you can do that Michael,
I didn't do it yet.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, the keyword.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I was thinking about trying it and then see if
I can surprise you guys and be like, look who
I ran into, Like use the Chicago restaurant.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, no, you pick up on it because like the
fingers aren't right.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
We'd pick up on it because Sidney Sweeney would not
be within one hundred yards of you, but also there.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
But also in the moment that you find, uh, where's
Waldo in Chicago? Okay, and you get to get a
video with her, you're calling us immediate.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah. Fatime was like, yeah, you're lying.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's not a moment where you're like, I'm going to
save this for the show tomorrow. The whole city is
gonna know. Michael found Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Hire country would know the Internet of the world, the globe.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It would be very well aware.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
And I'm engaged Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
If you're ever sick of being kept under a bushel
and you want a man that's really gonna lift you up,
our boy Mikey is here.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm funny. I'll make you laugh.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, I got yeah at you, but really that's how
they get you.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh wait, how is you just rely on having the
look of the partner instead of having to actually be
in a partnership, and you realize, WHOA, this.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Is way easier, very quiet.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, I don't have to worry about someone's different views
or their different schedule or anything like that. I can
just live my life. And that isolates humans further. We
stop reproducing, our population dies out. They win the inevitable
human versus robot war.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Throws me off every time.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Dear listener, you might have heard a little that because
once again, our boy Micing waits until the mics are on.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I just want to put my mic in front of
my mouth, but I can't touch it. It's the morning Marsch.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
But on Rock ninety five to five, we're struggling through
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Boys.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Big concert Tulsa, Oklahoma, one of one of the bands
we love here seither ye hardly know. On stage, lead
singer Sean Morgan had his daughter at with him at
the show cool and she was hanging out, sort of
hanging outside stage, and apparently there was an incident where
the event's staff moved her from the stage and moved
her somewhere else, saying like you can't be up here

(13:56):
that kind of thing. Excuse me, right, Well, that's what
Sean from cere And normally I saw se Either with
Klinger six months ago and they don't really like they
just play their music. The stage is kind of smoking.
No one's coming up and talking much. Yeah, boy, did
Sean do some talking after this happened on.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
The start the whole entire show, and.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Then seeing his futage's.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Seven years old and nasty caring.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
To go in the front of fucking half.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Who watch the show.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, he's mad man. And by the way that was
cut down, it was like thirty seconds longer. Just Fordfford, Yeah, I'd.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Be ticked too.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I mean, I'm not usually one for a star losing
it on stage because it's like that's their work and
the you don't lose it at the office, so like,
chill a little bit, But no, that's your kid and
a seven year old and the venue staff who are
essentially your co workers for that night.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, no, no, you don't mess with my kid.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
So in every instance, I love seeing it rock stars
kids on tour.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's beautiful. I love seeing it.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
They're sitting there with their little hyper giant headphones. You've
got their guitar or their pick, and they're just vibing out,
having a good time. And there's always another adult there,
the tour manager and the other parents, somebody else that
knows the band is right there. And I'd have to
think she might have been by herself, so somebody couldn't go, hey,

(15:21):
don't she's fine?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Well, he said too, He's like, now she can't even
go and watch from front of house. It sounds like
there could be a pissing match going on where they're like, no, no,
this is it's our venue.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
She can't be up here by her she'd have an
all excess pass. Kids. Probably interesting in that extent.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
And I think it might have been like a twenty
one and up club. Maybe I don't know. I don't
and I don't know the rules would be more strict
if that's the situation. It's still you've got to look
at your sadler's daughter, your headliner's kid, and you're not
I'm not gonna disrupt my flow and have my moment

(15:58):
of glory to just say she's under age.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
She can't be here right now.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Like no, Also, like they have a different reality because
like I said, like, yes, he's at work, but also
this is his life too, so if he wants to
be around his kid, she's gonna have to go to gigs,
and that means she's also living a.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Different life like we.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
She very well could know how to navigate a venue
because she's probably been in a lot of them, and
seven years old is yes, of course very young, but
it's not that young that like she's gonna be like,
oh gosh, where's my mommy all the time.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
She she'll probably be able to navigate.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
She probably knows, yeah, when dad's on stage, I can
be in the wings, or I can be in front
of house.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
And she knows that already.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Right, she's done this.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I'm not sure what the laws are in Oklahoma, but
it was at the hard Rock Hotel and casino, so
maybe there's something that age situation there, like she's even
though she's seven, she has to be in a certain
area or she has to side.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Things to a different situation with it being a casino.
But at the same time, it's his daughter, Like you
can't just go all right, this is also something right
half you the ving, you, manager, security, whomever you got
the flag that before we get on stage in the
middle of the show while he's singing a song, watching this.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Seriously, dude, I agree, Like that's silly.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah. Or maybe it's some newbie who's just like going
by the book and is like no kids. And then
someone's like.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm the front man's star and they're like, well, I
don't know if I can keep my job?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Can I? Can I hear him one more time? I
want to hear him from the stage at the hard
Rock in Tulsa.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
I'm sorry to say, the whole entire show and then
seeing his stage, she's seven years old and nasty. Try
to go in the front of house.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And watch the show. Another thing we cut off was
a tiny d joke. I was like, he said, quote,
I hope your blank is real e F and big broa, Yeah,
sounds about right. I'll mess with kids, I does.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I hope that.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Green Day, your Sunday headliner at Riots this year and
we cannot wait to party in Douglas Park with you
is going to be one.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm going to officiate a wedding there. Oh, more on
that soon, Okay. I got to get more permission from
the couple about it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
On air.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, I just want to explicit permission first.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
But yeah, yeah, we are the Morning mash Bit and Michael,
what's going on with our pets?

Speaker 4 (18:25):
We got a new study I found that owning a
pet costs way more than most people think, and the
price tag is going up drastically. People were asked how
much they think it costs to care for a cat
or dog for fifteen years. For cats, the average answer
was five seven hundred dollars and for dogs eighty one hundred,
But the real numbers are three times that on average.
Obviously depends on what kind of food you buy, what

(18:45):
kind of dog you buy, and vet bills and stuff,
but generally, caring for a cat for fifteen years now
costs about twenty thousand dollars to forty seven thousand dollars
to forty seven and for dogs it's twenty two thousand
to just under sixty one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I guess it kind of makes sense because first of all,
you're spending at least one thousand just on food each year,
just on food, and that's not even taking into consideration
equipment that you need to you know, take them on walks, toys, right,
equipment equipment. Sure, some dogs need to harness.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
My dog loves a bully steak puzzle.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Some dogs need a special collar. So it's toys.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Boarding.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Maybe a lot of people have to board their bardings. Yeah,
that probably brings a price away.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Up vet bills.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Wow, life must be hard for y'all. Worth every penny,
and I'm not denying that. But when I hear those numbers,
I think about how expensive my get is.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
How expensive on a monthly average? What are you spend
it on that gecko?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Okay, so I got to get distilled water for her,
so that's a dollar. Damn.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Her food that can last anywhere from a month to
three months is fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So I gotta get a gecko.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Her gecko can't curl up into my lap.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And we have a very interesting relationship, and it is
just give me alive.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Do you say, how's your gecko keeping you alive?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Maris? I just when I know she's alive, I know
I did a good job. Well, he needs him. I
gotta stay around.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
But remember I thought she was dead for a week.
Now she's back, Yeah, she's back. She threw her little
food dish at me and she's like chop chump and
you're like, yes, friend, I need my paste in my water, and.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
You're like, where is my discomfort car insurance?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Be careful when you're getting pets.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
By the way, there's a I saw in a news story,
maybe a couple of days ago, local news that said
tons of people around here are giving their pets back
to like humane societies and stuff, like they can't afford them.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
And they're right.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Pet ownership is a it's a responsibility, and it can
be expensive, and it's only getting more expensive. More than
seventy five percent of pet owners say they think their
dogger cat. Think of their dogger cat as a family member,
a best friend, or their child.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yes, no, wonder. It's a strained relationship. It is very strange.
I take a bullet for that dog.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh I want to rock and roll all night, but
I can't because I wake up real early in the
morning to hang out with you. And I actually prefer that.
It's so much fun, and I hope that you prefer
it too, maybe so much so that you would perhaps
want to wear a shirt or hoodie or a hat
that reps our logo.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's a merch store open. Merch stores open.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Open twenty four to seven Michael, and a reminder, it's
a crop top Week two K twenty five. You send
me a picture of you in some Rock ninety five
to five merch that you have cropped.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You win the high five. Ooh damn.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I meant to crop a Rock ninety five five shirt
and bring it in today, but I forgot.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'll do it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
You're actually not allowed. I picked out all the crop
tops that you're wearing this week. I spent time and
money collecting those.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, but they're all extra larger, and I don't wear
an extra life crop top digtion.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You literally told me that you wear an extra large.
That's why I got only extra largest.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, no, no, I never wear an extra large. Pull
that text.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Okay, Well, so in the merch store you could get
any size you want. You get a small, medium, more large,
maybe even a double tool. There are hatso available as well.
Oh yeah, Rock ninety five five hats. You see Maria
Palmer wearing those in her videos a lot?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Okay, what are your T shirt sizes?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I asked on Saturday out of one twenty nine PM
hashtag Crop top Week two K twenty five is also
what I said. I keep going Naras said extra large,
and then you said large. Well, if those are my
options extra large.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
That was taipo. I definitely put two XL and I
actually wear mostly mediums, but the largest pig on me.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
What I did is I took the Venn diagram of
the sizes that you guys gave me, and I found
the common size and you both said extra large, and
so I got extra largest also.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
And just a reminder of craft top is half a shirt.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
So get your merchant rock ninety five five chi dot
com slash merchant if you'll stay with us here, we're
going to talk about Bonnie Blue and her new sex challenge.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh she's gonna try to beat the last night. But
wherever you were going with that, we're going to talk
about it next.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Rocking five five, Chicago's rock station, A Lovely Tuesday Today
morning March but is on.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm Michael, I'm Maris, I'm Maria Palmer and as the
resident woman. Oh this is gonna be great. I gotta
take this story.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Okay, Bonnie Blue, First of all, can we salute gentlemen?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Salute? You're not gonna salute Bonnie Blue?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I don't know that's a lot, because she's the one
that's famous for banging what a five hundred guys or
something at once.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
A thousand thousand thousand.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Oh, I didn't know what that right, Salute the word.
It's not gross.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's impressive, Michael. It would be gross if there was
no system to it, and there bunch of randos on
the street.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
But no, no, no, she's good, she's clean, she's fine
there and she's she's up in her goal here.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Bonnie Blue has announced that on June fifteenth, she'll be
tied up in a glass box that's open to the
public Jesus shop.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Her master plan with this stunt is to have relations,
make love.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh my god. She wants to make love in a
glass box.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
With two thousand men in one day, and guys have
the option of getting involved or just walking around and watching.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It should be.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Noted that a single twenty four hour period only has
fourteen hundred minutes, so the logistics here are going to.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Be like they're in and out man, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
And I would just like to briefly shout out the
FCC on behalf of Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Do you know what time it is?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Ever went swimming in a pond that kind of smells
like sulfur, maybe has like a film across the top
of it.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Wow, you're about to say some real misogynistic stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Maybe some seaweed in there.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Hey buddy, do you want to go ahead and roll
that back before I get mad at you?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, crawfish. Hey Michael, I just feel like, listen,
that's a lot. What if you're number like four hundred.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
And thirty, that's embarrassing for you, not her.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Like if you were okay with being in line and
being number five hundred and seventy six, that's not embarrassing
for her. Do you know any dude, do you know
a single man that could get two thousand women to
bang him in one day?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Go ahead, mares in the dumbest way possible. This reminds
me of the one hundred men versus gorilla competition. It
doesn't matter where you are in that lineup. You know
what you're you know what the job is, you know
what you know what you came here to do.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, we don't blame the gorilla.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
You know, like the number of where you are in
said lineup doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Lord, Ask is the key the task.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
At hand, yes, or any other organ.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And maybe she's fine, but I think that would take
a physical toll. Oh yeah, yikes. Right, she's like an athlete.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
It's a lot of stamina.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's a lot of stamina. She's in a wheelchair for
a week, but it's a physical thing. She is doing
a job.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
She is not trying to sell anything, you know, she's
she's not saying, hey, hey, little girl, if you want
to be happy and you're like, this is the way
to do it.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
She's just selling the product.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
The marketing behind this is genius because she's not paying
for ads.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
We're talking, is just putting stories out there out there.
This is my plan. And look at us advertising for
her watching where's the glass think about? That's a really
good question. But times Square, Oh my god, it.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Doesn't say okay, but Nike, I'm sure that you want
to be in that lineup, And I thought we could
get you on that list.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
You couldn't pay me to Oh yeah, nope, you couldn't
pay you to bang body blue.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I didn't even think she's not hot. She's kind of
funny looking. My boy, she's okay.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh oh, I like that. That was different. I found
some new stuff. I like it. Five things, let's get it.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Several Kennedy ramps are gonna be closed over the next
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I know I'd run through the list.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Just be aware there's closures happening that are going through
June eleventh, and then there's other closers that are gonna.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Kick off around that time as well.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
So just be ready to sit in traffic or detour
or turn your GPS on.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Can they do this at night?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I mean yes, they probably are doing both. Yeah, they're
gonna get it done. There's systems of both happening.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
NASCAR coming up July fourth weekend closures are going to
start on a June nineteenth, Balbow to Columbus is going
to be closed.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Not in this race.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Then we're looking at ISW Wells to Michigan Avenue to
Columbus Drive close on the twenty third. I can't wait
to just be ready to turn your GPS on, take
public transportation, walk while you're downtown, to keep ye to
make life easy.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
And hopefully it doesn't rain this weekend. Dude.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
If it doesn't, I'm going to be out there every day.
I love NASCAR I love fast cars and I wanted
to be here for this so bad.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Last year I watched it on TV. Oh we all do? Yeah,
pretty cool coffee be there?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Do we know the artist Jack because they always have
bands play. Wasn't the chainsmoker Starlar?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's a fast car joke? Maris tell us the.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Next day, hang on, I don't all look that up.
See if any have been announced. You ever seen two
squirrels run in different directions? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
tis my life Zach Brown band, we talked about that.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of fun.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Coffee can help aging women stay healthy. U two and
a half cups a day is the recommended do day
dose is just like a They studied over fifty thousand
women over thirty years, so a pretty solid study here,

(29:29):
and they stayed. It helps with mental sharpness and you
were physically strong later. This also helps with the other
thing mentally.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah no, no, let's just marinate in that irony.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
My brain walked away coffee.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
A gas station writer gets away on a roller blades,
rolled up pun intended with a hoodie and a face mask,
and he had a knife and gun on him and
then rolled away.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
He especially because the sound roller blades make this.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, you can fall off a skateboard and you can
get right back up on the blades.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
The rolling robbery is still at large. That's amazing, incredible,
that's for me.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
And then very quickly, spicier foods help you eat less
and help you stay healthy.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, you're in pain when you're eating.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yes, it slows down you're eating, you take a second
in between bites so you're not just shoveling food down
your throat sweating. And then you get a boost of
heart health, circulation, immunity and a lower risk of any
heart disease when with the capsation in the spicy or
pepper pipes. Yep, so very very good recommendation there for you.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Doesn't keep me from going public. Yea, that's not going
to stop unless you see Sydney Sweeney. Then I'll have
my tongue hanging.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
We've got updates on the way on Rock and ninety
five to five.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I love that one. It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
It's Chicago, millions upon millions upon millions of people.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
You get to see some very bright and shiny stars.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Sometimes, my god, just at the Cubs game recently, it's
like Jack White, and uh, it was Jeremy Renner and
like all these super famous people.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Jeremy Allen White, you mean him too, you know, Jeremy
Renner was the Hawkeye.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, but I think he was at a game recently too,
wasn't Yeah, I was a bunch of actors recent time.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I think when people are in town, it's fun to go, Hey,
you want to go to cubskin? Yeah, yeah, and it is.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It is fun to go to a cubskin. It is.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
And Sydney Sweeney scene around town fairly recently. She was
seen in the Gold Coast. Also, someone named Nick Wojack
here saw her at Parley in Lincoln Park over on
Rightwood Avenue. How lucky are we? She's gracing us with
her presence. She does the soap with the bathwater, and
now she's gonna come hang out.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
That soap goes on sale in three days, oh noon.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
So I saw a study or like a graph that
showed U people googling can I eat soap? As soon
as that and howce it came out was up like
four nerds.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
I had hope that this was going to be a
good bathing process, and now you're trying to poison yourself.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
What there's nothing to say.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Well, she recently got out of that relationship, and news
reports say that she is loving the single life, which
Harlee and Lincoln Park. Where we go this afternoon, Michael, Well.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I did have a goal, as you know, to find
George Lucas and befriend him.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
You're swapping goals? Oh yeah, I mean, why do you
think it has to be one or the other. Look,
I have to take work.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I have to give up my endeavor for George Lucas
to honor my endeavor for Sydney Sweeney, since I.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Know he listens to the show. George. I'm sorry, man,
I miss that. I'm sorry, George. George is still welcome
on the show.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Sure, George is crying in this apartment, going.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I wass forgive you what.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Sydney Swingey's also crying in her apartment going, how do
we stay away from this?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Why does he even know who? Those ohs? At the
round of daughter? That a better?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
You have no right to be whimpering into my ear
like that, Sir.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I swear you hear things differently, and then I can't
ever hear them the same afterwards.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh yeah, I'm off for sure, something's wrong. It's the
morning mash. But I'm rock ninety five five boys? What
are we doing? Boot yay.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I got to bed early last night because the Cubs
didn't play, So that's good bullet.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
They played today in action in the nation's capital. Mm hmm,
game time six forty five. The nice thing about them
beat on the East Coast. The games are earlier in
the day for us. I love that. Then they go
on the West Coast and we're just screwed. But what
else happened yesterday?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Mike the White so well, the White Sox suffered a
thirteen to one loss against Maris. You're Detroit Tigers, and
I hate to even say this.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
But the number one team in the league, first team
to forty.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
This is scary as a Cubs fan because if it
could come down to you and I Brawlin, be scared,
be scared.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Good versus Tigers. And here's what's firing. But Tiger's more experienced,
He's not a Cub anymore. It's gonna be a tough
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yes you.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Kerry Carpenter led the Tigers with three home runs and
five RBIs. That's one player with three home runs and
five RBIs.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh yeah. It was a stat sheet out of this
world with bader Insburg.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
This marks the White Sox seventh loss in their last
eight games. Uh yeah, not great for them.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Back on the south side, it was six sixty today.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yes, I have a sports update.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
What's your sports update?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's a real but what is it? There is an
upset in the chess world.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Lord, what do you mean? Oh lord, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on you I like that. Actually, all right,
hit us with it?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Okay, so, uh good cash to marriage you.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Nineteen year old chess prodigy. So he stole the world
champions He didn't steal it. He heard it from Magnus Carlson.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Like last year, I think.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
But like normal sports, how you get raided is kind
of weird. And so he never actually played Magnus Carlson
one on one.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
He did and he beat him.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
And it's insane if you know anything about chess to
beat Magnus Carlson and and and again if your chest
nerdy know this, he made Magnus Carlson like lose his.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Cool by beating Yes. The meltdown yeah, oh wow, quick one.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
And in the chess world, a huge meltdown melt down
in chess.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Since he melted down, walked away and then came back,
was like good game.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, he went sorry sorry like a media and picked
his pieces up and shook his hand and like patt
him on the back and is like good call. But
like Magnus Carlson is the most like stoic, insane chess player.
So to beat him in that way and get him
that upset that is it's an upset and again gookash. Yes,
world champion, but like it's like when the Cubs first

(36:22):
world won the World Series and it was like whoa,
you guys just won a World Series and now they
keep winning. It's like he wasn't this crazy awesome chess
player for this long. He's like new on the scene.
So to beat a veteran like that, I love that insane.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
By the way, if you have kids, make him play chess.
I was in chess club for a long time. It
gives you great like tactics for working life because you
think three ships, hide them dare.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
In additional news, yes hig news, Let it marinate.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Let it marinate.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
The Chicago Fire are moving to the South Loop, announced
this morning they have plans for our new stadium looks
off of Roosevelt and the Chicago.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
River giving you views.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Oh, and they hope to have everything done and open
by spring of twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I can't no, wait, get this. It's privately funded. That's nice.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Oh my god, can the Bears? What a concept? Go
find the people who did all this and just have
them help. What a concept.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Throw your own money, make your own investment, make your
own The.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Poor sports executives can't afford it. How dare you even
imply such a thing. You'll have them out on a
street or a luxury condo instead of a mansion, and
how are they going to live like that?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yes, someone think of the executives.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
So let's let's all be clear about this. The Chicago
Bears have been talking for two years.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
We still haven't figured out the Bears can talk.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Sorry, go on.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
I like the way the Chicago Fire did this because
no rumblings know nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Hey we're doing something and we're gonna break down and
get it done. Yeah, we're paying for it.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I was hanging out with someone who works for the
fire yesterday and I was begging to get this out
of her, and she would not just steal trapped.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
She's like nope. She's like, you'll have to listen tomorrow morning.
Like everybody else, I was like, damn it.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I saw it come through on social and I was like,
oh my god, we're getting a cup. Like somebody can't
handle the World Cup in fifas coming to Chicago.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
But this is also amazing news.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I'm looking at the mock ups here and the neighborhood
area around it where they're gonna have new restaurants. They're
gonna have like courtyards and stuff. Looks super fun just
to go hang out it before a game. I need
Burholter to still be coach for the Fire. Well by
the time we get there, he's building something.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's what she was saying yesterday. Crazy dude, crazy. I
told her.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
I was like, Maris loves soccer, man, I gotta tell
him about that.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
The Fire are building something nice and I love seeing
this for them. Now, just Bears, take the momentum, make
the announcement one way or the other, No buddy cares.
We just want to know where we're gonna watch the
Bears in four years. Whenever you finished building whatever stadium
four years, all right.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Fifteen years, that's right. This I was excited about this.
I'm sorry, super call, but you apologize.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
I can find out more about this online at rock
nine five five chi dot com.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Now here's a bit only there. It's time for fun
to the head. Give me a gun. Sorry, not gun,
Not what I said yesterday. I don't even remember what
I called it yesterday.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Oh we're shoh yeah, Actually we have a guest shooter inside.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
We have a guest shooter in studio.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Please hand Michelle Agun She participates pating and Fun to
the Head today the trivia game where we answer questions
for you to win Rock the Country festival tickets, a
festival for We the People with a VIP upgrade available
on Friday. Need caller t in right now eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
And now under the head on Yeah, don't worry. They're
using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Brett? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (40:10):
Brat Hey?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
What's going on you guys?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Good morning, Good morning sir.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Having a great morning now, but looking to make yours
better as we look to get you tickets.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
For Rock the Country a concert for Wee Peep.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Every single time, We've been doing this for four weeks
and I still can't get it straight.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
But Nickelback Kid rock two days. It's good to have
a team with you. Sometimes gun off in the Sorry,
I get a trigger finger.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
All right, we're clearly all showcasing how great we are.
But Brett, you have to pick one of us to
answer questions for you. Who would you like to do
that for you?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Nice? You know.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Sometimes I just try to have a stroke in the
middle of the break to try to deter it. But
people still have faith in me. But Brett, I got
this for you.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
You really do.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Okay, we have a special guest shooter today, Michelle in
studio with us, and I'm hoping to get a clean
sheet here.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
That's for the best too, because this means I don't
have a gun.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh so you got questions?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I got questions.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Michelle and Michael. Have we have a fourth in the
mush Oh.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, I didn't even think about it. Michelle, Michael and
Maris on the Morning Mashpa Maria, I'm also on the show.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I forget some times. All right, let's get these tickets
for Brett. Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Question number one, Brett, buddy, are you okay?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I'm here? Okay? Cool?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Let's make sure Question one in what city is it
illegal to whistle underwater?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
It's not a city in what state? Is it illegal
to whistle underwater? Because I was about to say Atlantis?
But okay, what state?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Can I get like a geographic region? New England? Oh,
Rhode Island? No?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Okay, shoot, Michelle, shoot him cock it cock the elite
top back there you go?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, okay, shoot it's good.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Shot.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Damn it's good right, it feels nice, feel powerful.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, she gets it. Vermont, Vermont?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Did you know that, Brett? No?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I did not.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Okay, Well, now you're.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Not whistle underwater? Wouldn't you just be blowing bubbles?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I didn't know you could.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Gigg brat? You can't which lips? You can't number?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
What Nirvana album knocked Michael Jackson off the top of
the Billboard charts in nineteen ninety one. Not a lot of.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Options the Nirvana album?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
You know?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Never mind? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Okay, Brett?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Are you a Nirvana fan?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I am?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
What's your favorite Nirvana song?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
It's not entirely sure, all right? Question number three like
two albums put bread on the spot? Why didn't you?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
And I'm terrible with album names, as it turns out.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Question number three, which legendary rock band from Los Angeles
recorded their album and a mansion allegedly haunted by Harry
Whodini's ghost. There's a follow up question that contains a hint.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
It was so spooky.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
That drummer Chad Smith flat out refused to sleep.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
There. I'm gonna go with the how do you say it?
All correct?

Speaker 5 (43:54):
I was gonna try and go with the Tony flow,
but I forget what it is.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
And the Majestic Masters of Mayhana. That was Red Hot
Chili Pepper's original band name, fun chat.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
All right, Brad, I got to for you, feeling like
I can finish this.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I think you can do it.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Bred. Are you a Chili Peppers fan?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
What's a fair peper? Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Next question?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I just wanted to see that one.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
What cheesy snack leaves your fingers orange and your dignity low?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
And your craving song? Oh Cheetos? Ye? All right, all right,
we got it, had Brett. Are you a Cheetos fan?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, my wife she's an extra extra hot we have
all day jeep cut cheat black bag. Yeah, I'm not
touching that. My stomach would oh my goodness. At three
am and hear my wife. I want to be best

(45:06):
friends with your wife. She sounds great.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Are you going to take her with you to Rock
in the Country.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, you are.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
It's the festival for people happening in Hastings, Michigan on
June thirteenth, fourteenth, and Brett, you're qualified for that VIP
upgrade that's going to be happening on Friday. That includes
camping passes. Michael run down the VIP options for him
real quick.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
You get like special in and out of the venue
so you don't have to stand in the lines. The
bathrooms are private and air conditioned, and they're like flushable,
so you're not just in a porta potty. There's a
backstage area that's VIP you can get out of the sun.
I'm sure there's strengths and stuff around there too.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
It really is.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Oh and not only that, but if you get the VIP,
there's a special like elevated staging area right next to
the stage. But then you can also walk down right
into the front area of the pit of the.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Stage, almost like a small skybar.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Exactly exactly well, well said sir, Yeah, it's exactly what
it is. So hopefully if you get that we will
see it. Well, we'll see you there anyway, but you'll
see him there, Yes you will. And Brett, congrats, thanks
for picking me. I'm glad I got you through that one.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Everyone else who wants to go to Rock the Country
get your tickets at Rockthecuntry dot com.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
All thanks to our friends at Peach Street Entertainment. It's
time to dirk out.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
It's a dirk out.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Yes, I love a day with some good Star Wars news.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
In our eternal effort to make George Lucas a friend
of the show, we're going to talk about Star Wars
as often as possible, especially when Mark Hamill says he
has no plans of returning to the Star Wars verse
at all.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
A question maris, yes, sir, are they ruining the Star
Wars situation?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Here? Are they taking it too far? We stopped Star
Wars after a certain point, just.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Asking no, there is loar so far before, what we've
seen in so far after we have not.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Makes much more into it.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Start getting a three hour Marvel length movies.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I'm out. They've been good. They've only been like two
to two and a half. It's been long.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Still cut another hour off of that actually, yeah, Rogue one.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Was two twenty Yeah, a Rogue one was the best
one exactly. So with good writing, we will expect good things.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
But Mark Hamill's saying that he's not coming back as
a forced ghost or any involvement in any future Star
Wars things, and I think there's a price for this.
But I hope he stands on this because I do
want to see an evolution with characters like.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Ray or are Chargar Binks.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
George has been gone for a while exactly that we
haven't seen Jarge or that group since.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, I can't remember what they're called either. I don't either.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I like Mark ham He's an actor's actor.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
He's very good at what he does.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
You know, there are some people that are like, this
is the role that made my career I'm going to
cling on tw it forever, and he's like, no, I'm good, Yeah,
bringing someone else.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
So the next movie that they're working on or rumored
out there involving Jedi specifically, is with Ray. They're going
to follow up the rise of Skywalker as she's searching
the universe to rebuild the Jedi Order. Also, Ryan Gosling
has been tapped into Star Wars and still trying to
get more details on what's going to be going out there.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
No, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
It was you know when Ed Sheeran showed up in
Game of Thrones, how that immediately took you out of it.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
But that's different because that was a cameo.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Sure, but Ryan Gosling is an actall.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
He is an actor, And I'm not saying he wouldn't
have the chops to do something. I'm saying he better
be in a lot of makeup, like when Simon Pegg
was in Force Awakens.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Maybe he's playing dar darbinks he was so.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Simon Pegg when in the beginning when Ray's like trying
to sell some stuff for food, right, that monster is
Simon Peg.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh my god, exactly.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Okay, that is how you make a Star Wars appearance
as an already established actor.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
So sure, Ryan Gosling is in a bunch of makeup,
and I can't tell it's Ryan Gosling that I'm down.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
But he's he's too famous. It would take me out.
I agree with that. Yeah, I've seen his face too
many times. He's too famous. Like she said, he would
have to be covered makeup or mask of some sort.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I'm gonna think Notebook, I'm going to think Barbie Movie.
I'm gonna think La La Land. But I'm not gonna
think I'm in the Star.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Wars to the versatility. Though. I think he's a great actor.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I'm sure he could pull it off if he wasn't
a bunch of prosthetics in YadA YadA yadda. But like,
if I see Ryan Gosling on screen, he's one of
those actors where it doesn't matter what his name is
in the role that's Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Interesting eight four four nine, ninety five fifty feel about
Ryan Gosling in Star Wars Universe?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Does it take you out? Are you in? Let us know?
In and out? Bonnie Blue, Let's go.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Ninety five minutes commercial free on a Rock, ninety five
to five. It is the morning, mash Pit and Michael,
you had one heck of a situation over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
I was crossing the street at Michigan and Whacker and
a dude jumped me and beat my ass.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Got whacked at Whacker.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I did you could say that again? Someone called this
a fight yesterday. I said, oh, it was not a fight.
There was no fight in me. So Saturday intersections down there,
you know by the bridges, are super busy. There's tourists everywhere.
I go to the far right side of the intersection
to try to go around people. But I'm up as
close next to the cars passing the other way as

(50:26):
I can get and a dude bumps me, a bumps
a shoulder into me. I turned to say I'm sorry,
like you can see in the video, I turn and
I'm like, hey, sorry, And as soon as I turned,
he was coming at me, hands out, grabbed my chest,
threw me down on the ground. I fell onto the
corner of Michigan, Michigan and Whacker. He started throwing blows
at me, kicking me in the ribs, stomping on my

(50:46):
chest like he was mad.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Mad. You said video, Oh yeah, do we have access?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
If you do, the cop said we could do a
fire request and get it, which fine.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, So you just started wailing. What were you wearing?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Come on, I don't think that matters in this case.
Those aren't shorts, and my legs can show it. They're
beat up pretty good.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I've been told that kind of thing matters a lot
and be very provocative you don't want to provoke people,
you know.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
It was crazy, extremely traumatizing. I have never been attacked
like that before this. After he got off of you, yeah,
wow too. So he's on top of me, I'm on
my back. Everybody's around, there's like kids screaming, people trying
to film it and stuff, and I'm I'm get to
the point where I put my legs up between me
and him because he's trying to punch me. So he's
leaned down and it realized I was going to kick
him in the face, and so he stood up and

(51:35):
just started using his feet, which sucked because then you
got their ribs. And he stomping on my chest and
then I noticed he realized at a certain point. I
could see it on his face that he was like,
oh man, what am I doing? And he stood up
and just slowly started walking away, and I was like, oh,
that's a mistake, nine one one, and I called the cops.
And when the cops finally caught up with him, they
walked up to talk to him basically, and he just

(51:56):
jumped them started brawling.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
They were like, what is it? Jiu jitsu?

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Jiu jitsu, jiu jitsu, Like brawling in the street like
that with the police. He was so big and I'm
six four. Yeah, he was six six and one hundred
pounds heavier than me.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Jiu jitsu is more grappling, but that's what they're basically. Yeah,
they were there on their backs, like rolling around.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Him.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yeah, that's insane jokes aside. Very glad that you're okay, Yeah,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
I'm sure I'm still upset a lot of it because
I know this, he was a very giant man. Somebody
could eat something, there's something that somebody could help helped.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Yeah, that's one of the things I've heard more than anything, Maris,
is your sentiment of why didn't someone jump in and help?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Right, And I'm not I'm not looking for a Maria
Sis person to come in barrel, hug him and knock
him off, Like there's other ways to I know you
would get it done.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Do you think I couldn't verbally abuse them?

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Man, it's a submission, Okay, That's exactly what I'm saying, though, Like, hey,
we're calling the cops, jars something for somebody or yeah,
you know there's a lot of yeah, or does anybody.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Check on you afterwards? No, nobody can you see.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I think that's the other part about this, where there's
a human side to seeing stuff like this, and people
react so quickly to grab their phone and be ready
to record versus, Hey man, are you good? Can I
get you some water? Do you need something? Can we
call the cops. I'll sit with you for a second
while we call the cops. And it sounded like you
were just kind of on your own in that situation,

(53:31):
and that's what's making me mad.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah, you said yesterday something great, and like you just said,
what if somebody just yelled.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Hey, the cops are here.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
If you're doing something mad and you hear the cops
are there, that stops you in your track.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
You don't have to touch them. He doesn't know who
said it. He just was like, Oh, I've got to go.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Ticks him out of the rhythm, because, like you said,
it seems like he was on a hairpin trigger. There's
probably some nervous system issue there, so he's dissociated.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
He's not even in this reality.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
And sometimes all it takes is someone else just popping
in and being like yo, and then he's like, oh,
it breaks that cycle.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
I'm off my rhythm. Now I'm back in reality? What
am I doing?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah? Because I mean it's crazy, like this is Chicago,
like we really do.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
I've seen more situations where strangers helping strangers in a
situation like that and for nobody to be there to
pick you up.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I'm kind of upset about it.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Well, there you go. What would you do? That's the
first question. And have you ever dealt with something where
you got in a fight with someone or got jumped?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
I know I got a friend who tried someone tried
to rob him once and it ended up being a brawl.
Anything like that, we would love to hear it.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I'm also just mad someone else kicked your ass before
I could dream on because it's probably never going to
be a reality. It's already been on Rock ninety five
to five. I've been doing Boys.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Rock Time for the Rock Report into it. A lot
of stuff going on in the rock world, we told
you earlier. Frontman of Cither went off on the crew, Yeah,
venue staff, because he brought his daughter to the venue
and she was standing side stage and somebody essentially grabbed
her and moved her off, and he was pissed about

(55:15):
it the whole.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Entire show, and then stage she's seven years old and
now she caring and go in the house and watch
the show.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
I still think it's weird because he was probably like, oh,
if she can't be there, just put her on the
you know, put her in the front row, put her
on the front of stage. And he's like, now she
can't even be there, Like, was the staff Was this
just a pissing match?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
We need to hear from the staff because my major
reaction is to be fully on Shawn Morgan's side.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Yes, sing well, and then I think the one thing
we found out is that this was at a casino. Yeah,
that's true, so it could have been an age thing.
But also, this is your headliner. She is the daughter
of the league.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Interesting, so system of a down blaming fans on social
media for their touring hiatus. Here's a quote. We're older
now and we respect each other, and we've talked about it.
We've noticed how social media and the media in general
has swayed us. We've just turned everything off and we're
grateful for each other and we love each other. Anything
that has happened between us as minuscule. We're just playing

(56:21):
doing what we feel like doing.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I'm not blaming fans. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
I think they weren't out on the road for a
long time because social media was started hitting people against
each other and causing problems in the band and gossips
and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
What hold on, I'm sorry, do we have a yeas? Okay?
All right, we've been waiting for this, not rock news,
but food news. McDonald's. It's bringing the snack wrap back.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
It's so good on July tenk never happen, and it's
changing that.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It's the perfect lunch if you're like, not trying to like,
if you're what, you could watch your weight and have
a snack wrap.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
And and it's honey mustard barbecue ranch.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh my goodness, I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Got a chicken tender wrapped in some lettuce and.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Do take ities. It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
That's what it looked like.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
Okay, Okay, that's sounds schmirked something. July tenth, yeah, ten seventy.
You are going to McDonald's solid.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
No, we're not, because we're out that week. I'm styling
where we going have a sleep over the night before
we'll go to McDonald's no no, no, no, no, no, no
no no no, you're out that Am I not a bro?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
You're pretty bros like a little brother.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Oh my god, I was amazing. Get back to the rock,
Back to the rock.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Tommy's rumbling, And finally, Craig Reynolds claims he is the
new drummer of the Foo Fighters. Straight from the Path
drummer Craig Renod created a bit of a stir online
after he tweeted quote happy to announce that I am
the new drummer for the Foo Fighters. The comment, which
seems to have been made in just now, came on
May thirtieth after his current band, Straight from the Path
Surprise released what they claim is their final album, So

(58:15):
essentially what he did was used that to promote, which,
by the way, gotta give him credit. I was going
to say, you know what, as a matter of fact,
can I get a little breaking news real quick? I
would like to report that I am the new drummer
for the Food Fighters. By the way, I do a

(58:37):
show these fantastic folks every morning.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Give us a sample of your drumming skills just right
on the table. The no you're drumming, come on, you got.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
It sounds like something. Okay, Okay, you know.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Still if the press is listening and you want interviews,
I am the new drummer of Set Food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
No, Phil collins By.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
There is something coming in the air tonight.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
And it is not musical notes now, jes.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Look at Park August eleventh at the United Center, Maris.
I know you are very exciting. Oh my god, it's
gonna be a great show. Rack rackne five five, Chicago's
Racks station in the morning. Match pit is on, Maria.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
And you do seem excited.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
I don't want to bring you down, boy, No, no, no,
but I do need to tell you the news headlines,
but they're pretty I'm just gonna put a positive spin
on it and call it a back.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Okay, please do this is bad news.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Bears daughter shoots father during custody exchange.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Jesus're gona exchange? Huh? You don't want to go with Tad.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Some baby mama's out there are really rooting her on.
Jeers charged after her body found in burned out car.
That's one way to cremate. Mayor and wife charged with
child molestation. Mayor and wife, Mayor and wife and his wife,

(01:00:21):
I don't know what town do we know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
And perhaps the worst of them all, thousands of paeonies
destroyed at you, m garden.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
No, not the paeonies. That's a flower.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Oh no, speaking of destroying paonies, Bonnie Blue trying again, This.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Dad news bears Well, I heard.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It, and because it sounds like preenis my sack rifice
a joke stolen from Mikey. Thanks on the morning. I'm
rocking ninety five fives for Mikey. That's for Mikey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
An easy one. That's time for text time, gentlesan ladies.
Eight o four Wait, that's my phone number?

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Old That was also, holy moly, hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
I'm just used to saying it, okay, all right, all right,
eight four nine three No, oh, I'm going to get
out the phone number four four ninety five. Totally moly.
That would be bad news.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
That was almost a full dot bad news. All right,
let's go to the text. Let's dig in here from
the seven o eight Everything good in life starts with
a bee, bacon Bailey's breakfast, beer butts booms and the
list goes on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
And all you know, what's hilarious is that's my text
that I responded.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
To someone with I thought you said that. No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
We're still learning how to read the text software these days.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I got a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Phenomenal picture sent to us of someone's breakfast and it
was just bacon and Bailey's coffee, and I was like, yeah, man,
everything goods estin, Oh my god, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Go on that someone says here from the two one
five sucks what happened to Michael? And while I agree
with Maris, it's frustrating and nobody's tried to jump in.
Most people are so oblivious that Michael was probably on
the ground before anyone realized something was happening. And never
if they never saw the initial interaction, you're just wondering why,
what's going on? That's kind of how I felt. It
was fast.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I mean when the guy jumped me, from the time
he got off was fifteen seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah, so, and yeah, they don't know what claused the fight.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
All of a sudden, people are just fighting exactly still.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Yeah, this guy from the eight five seven. By the way,
all of your text messages today, just for texting your
name goes in the hat to win Simple Minds tickets
from the eight five to seven he says, I've been
jumped by two dudes. All I could do is curl
up in a ball. But I got lucky. A cop
was at the traffic light and saw the whole thing
and got him. That's kind of how I felt. I
was on my back so fast that I couldn't even
have respond. You know, Yeah, we really are glad you're okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah, thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
I mean the cops said, they said in a lot
of these cases, they said, people don't get out of
them as good as you did. Yeah, like it doesn't turn.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Out that well. So yeah, I'm happy for that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
From the five seven three, jar Jar Binks and his
race are called oh Boys Gungans Okay. Also wish death
Darth jar Jar happened. Could have been Darth plague asust
oh hell processing him. Imagine jar Jar dropping the accent
for the voice during the reveal. Oh a while, and
it's got to keep that voice. That's all I got.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
No, I wanted him to be a sith lord with
that voice. That's all mesa God, Misa, you is the
dark side.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
I like it. I can't see it. We're talking about
Bonnie Blue doing a new record. What is the record now?
Two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
She wants to do two thousand. Her record is currently
one thousand dudes in one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Day from the eight four to seven. Oh Bonnie, good
luck to her. As a side note, imagine all the
ladies that will at least have a job for a
day due to the ridiculous amount of fluffers. They're going
to need to have two thousand dudes ready in less
than sixty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Got I don't think that's how that works.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
I think the men are their own fluffers. I think
we're thinking about this too much, not enough. And let's
see here, Maria and Michael sound like siblings. They want
to brawl at any point in time. Yeah, and let's
see who do I want to pick here? Let's go
with Jar Jar Binks. Guy. Okay, I like that? From that?

(01:04:29):
Wait is a five seven three? Here? Nope? All right,
I'm gonna go six to three? Oh right, there you go,
six three. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Good morning, Michael Marrison, Maria, glad you're okay. Joseph here, Hey, Joseph,
guess what you're going to? Simple minds? He says, you
won't be able to put this on the radio. Okay, Well, Joseph,
you're going to simple minds. We appreciate some of the
text messages, even.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
If many of them cannot be on lere deal Look deal,
you can always text us a four four nine ninety
five fifty I miss our Waukee talkovers.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Me too big walk talkbacks, Yes would be good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Garden both airstone tumble pilot's banger on Rock ninty five
to five and a Bostonian landscaping compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
It's a wicked garden.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I like a bush.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Hey we got there. I was like, oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
We all got there today hashtag Bonnie Blue.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I feel worn out, don't we all kind of sleepy? Yeah?
I really want to get out of here too. So
here's a towel. What are we doing get Suddenly have
need some cigareal.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Clearly you're not eating enough anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Remember July tenth, the McDonald's snack shocked Wet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
A live taste test for her on the air. Well, yeah,
well we're back because we got a vacation planned.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I think we should film it, but I don't think
we should release that video.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Until the Purge.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
You the Purge, Dear listener, you might be unfamiliar with this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Actually, so when I was a woman on the internet,
you know still and hosted a bunch of my radio content.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
What kept happening. Happening is surprise, surprise, blush of sexual harassment.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
So it's very off putting to just like be putting
up a little funny joke and then all of a
sudden someone says the most disgusting things I can think
of to you, and I was like, all right, we're
gonna have to learn he no kidding, We're gonna have
to learn how to live in peace here. So I've
given you time to say those disrespectful things to me
in October. Not right now. You let me live the
rest of the year in peace. I'll give you your

(01:06:36):
crop top photos and you're weird eating videos, and I'll
make my sex jokes. You be respectful, that's the deal
until October. Then you'll be good and you can let
it out. We've already seen that there's no restraint.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
No, actually it really in comparison to how my comment
section used to be. Yes, it's significantly better.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Actually, but sundresses where a band and for sundress, well yeah,
averted to crop tap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I haven't been that strict, okay, but now I am.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Okay, Yeah, all right, so we're gonna snap snack wraps
on video.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Damn right we are. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna eat
like forty of them things. That's the problem. I think
you're supposed to snap. I think the sack rap Yeah, yeah, crap.
They're good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Back in high school, it was like I just need
one or something. So it's like, okay, So that's what
I will say. You're bringing a snack wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Back seven dollars, yes, fifty, Like, I understand it's.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Been a minute, but I don't need full snack wrap
inflation crab flation.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Also, why are we getting a snack wrap back? Before
All day Breakfast? We used to have it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
They gave us all day breakfast right before COVID. Then
they ripped it from our cold heads.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
You know what we're healing. We're getting a snack wrap back.
It's that's got to be next. Baby steps, the baby
steps Sage McMuffin at one pm. It seems like breadcrumbing
to me, red crumbing. Yeah, Miss Walton.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Walton is here, the man. He was actually texting me
about Darth jar Jar. So we're going to have updates
on that for you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Cool. I like Messa love that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Right now, you and I I'm Rock ninety five five,
we're motoring.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Oh, sister christian over the time has come