Safest City, Scariest Stories: Halloween and Headbanging!

This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit is packed tighter than a fun-size candy bag.

We’re kicking off with Fun to the Head before diving into Dungeons & Dragons, where fantasy meets chaos. Then it’s time for Satur-Drink, Sports, and another wild round of Human vs. Robot War—because even robots can’t handle spooky season.

In Rock News, we’ve got updates hotter than your neighbor’s lawn skeleton display, and Rocky the Rooster makes a surprise return.

We’re also talking Halloween Traditions across Chicago, counting down Five Things you need to know, and celebrating Naperville’s new title as the #2 Safest City for Trick-or-Treating—because apparently, even the ghosts behave there.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Why not a nice, clean, sanitized little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Nobody likes that me.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Come on, we got be dirty.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Have you ever had a clean secret?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Take your shoes off, you can still be secret.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't hit the same way that
felt great to me, did it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
The only secret I want to know is a dirty
little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Tell me any other? Yeah, of course, of.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Course, wash your windows. It could be a secret.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So many scandalous details, just.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like lyrically, we could have done a lot that we
encouraged filth like we do every morning on the morning
wash but Hi, my name's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
There is wash your hands on, Michael, you wash yours?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I need to this morning.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I actually smelled my hands this morning, and I was like, boy,
I didn't take a I mean, I didn't take a shower,
but like, I didn't wash my hands either. It just
smells like I slept, you know, the sleep smell sells
like my bed and with my dog.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Oh okay, I'm glad you clarified on every ounce of
everything that you just said.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You hear it too? Or okay, all right, what did
I say?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
We're gonna his fingers and he just did it on Aaron,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Listen, listen, no danger.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Like Michael's.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's a busy week, it is.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
You know, We've got a lot of giveaways that we
are focused on. Yeah, seeither in Dawtry that's coming up
in Fun to the Head, which is coming up very soon.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
What I'm focused on is how many times we've said
that we have rush tickets today and now we're a
little unsure about it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
We may or may not.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Before we went on the air and goes, hey, let's
not talk about the rush tickets till until I confirm.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
I love this show. We don't have a curtain of course,
per se. But they are on the list. Though they
are on the list, we're just kind of find a
little something. It's a hot ticket. I don't want to
mess this up. I want when I say, rush for them,
you know, you know. But yes, that that is another

(02:20):
one of the elusive items that it will be floating
around today.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Maris is rushing to figure out the answers to the
questions about the tickets today.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
There we go, yeah, oh boy.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
You know what, you know what we need so that
I can have some time to figure that out o weather.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh it's not okay, that's some bad news on the way. Okay,
Oh you're going to be soaked.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Probably not. Michael says, don't go outside or looking at
your window.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It'll ruin the surprise. Here's weather.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
We're all getting wet today. Hey, wet out there right now?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
We're not. I assure you we are well.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
He starts to show smiling his fingers and then says,
we're all going to get wet.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Are you sure, Maria? With those tender opening lines that
you get.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Don't project your vaginal status onto me.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Okay, uh no, it's it's wet right now. It's gonna
be a little wet this afternoon, cloudy, possible sun break
this afternoon. Problem I'm having is our It looks like
our run of sunshine is over. So as I look ahead,
here's the thing. Saturday looking real wet all day. Like

(03:38):
even on the news this morning they were like, that's
where we're gonna fix this drought we're in is on Saturday.
So this and then Sunday the same Sunday. Actually the
percentage is higher for rain, So it's gonna be a
wet weekend. But sunny tomorrow and wet today, so it's
gonna be off and on. I think we're getting into fall.
We're actually starting to dive in here and well in
a good way.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay, I like the fault.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Are we starting to I feel like I've heard this
refrain before, well, a beginning of September.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I heard it's officially fall.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
It is, but it was like it was beautiful out
like for me, fall is a mix of rain and clouds.
Like right now, does anybody just want to go back
home and jump on the couch and pull a big
blanket over yourself, Yes, and snuggle your couns a dog.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I will say that's independence of the weather.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yes, just no, this weather makes me want to snuggle.
But yeah, a little everything today and a high of
sixty six.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
I do have an update. Oh, I reached out to
my sources. We will have the rush tickets tomorrow. Okay,
look perfect, very specifically.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
But so for fun of the head, Yes, what do
we do we have?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
We should see either and dawdry.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yes, that will be on the way next on Rock
ninety five five. Now here's a bit only blog there.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
We got your tickets eight four four ninety five fifty.
If you want to see Ceither and dawtry over at
Byline Bank gun Ballroom. That is November six. You need
to play Fun to the Head with us. Be color ten.
You're gonna answer some trivia questions and then you're gonna
take one of us hoshes to provide you a save.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
You forget how the game worked real quick.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
No, I was about to say the same thing I
said the first time over again, and I don't know why.
And then we're gonna get shot with nerve darts when
you get questions wrong.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
So give us a call.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Eight four four ninety five fifty see there and Daughtry
tickets up for grabs and Michael, what is that number?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Eight for four?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Don't fake it as a see their song reference?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Thank you? Yeah, no, we got it. He likes either. Yeah,
I love see there. It was. It was a good reference.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I loved it. Freck calking it.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
And now Fun to the Head on Rocke. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with John? You
are John somepling? How are you man? I'm good? I
just got out of a tornado.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
What Dorothy is anything?

Speaker 7 (06:18):
The color?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Are you? Are you? You're good? Obviously you're on the
phone with us. Do you need to like check on some.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Family members or yeah, there's it's in the West suburbs,
so you're around here.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
He is, Yes, he's in the suburbs. I'm not saying
news on this.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Let's let John answer any of the five questions that
we just throw at him.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
John, A, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm fine. I rolled up my windows. Lamont is still
here too, very good.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Was the tornado in Lamont?

Speaker 7 (06:47):
No?

Speaker 6 (06:48):
It was in my car? All right, oh my go
all right, sir, Okay, we got funny funny John over here.
Welcome to today, little uh. You're going to answer some
trivia questions. Take one of us hostage, and then we're
just shot with nerve darts. If you get questions wrong.

(07:08):
I can take four guesses how this is going to.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Go this morning.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
But John, who are you picking as your hoshes? Myself,
Michael or Maria?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yourself? I'm sting. I've even picked in weeks they say,
like the way you read the questions, s.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Worry Michael, I'll torture you off the air.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I know.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Okay, all right, let's get these questions ready for Johnny.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
John.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Question number one What does the O in UFO stand for?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
It would be object.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
That would be correct? Well, don, John, well done.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, gotta say it in your head before you say
it out loud.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Indeed, okay. Question number what planet is famous for its rings?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
That would be okay, would be Sadden. He's streaking. He's
a confident one today, John, Okay? All right?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
And finally for the tickets which band released the album
Appetite for Destruction.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I really want someone to get shot today with a nurse.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
So I'm going to pass this and call for help.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh well, that doesn't he's your help.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I'll just do it for you also help, Okay, Yeah, John?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
What I like?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
John?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You just got the question and hope and pray?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Did you get what he told me?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
What he wanted? And I provided? That's nice for someone, Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
You know he feels like a good deed?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Is si there?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
And dodgery will be November sixth, and you're going, uh,
do you know.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Who you want to take there? Johnny boy? That would
be my wife?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, very nice, very nice. Shout out your wife? What's
her name? Glory Laurie?

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Or you're going to see see there in Daughtry at
Byline Bank Aragon and Ballroom on November six. Tickets are
available at ticketmaster dot com and we want to thank
our friends at Live Nation John. Before we let you go,
we do want to say that we're happy you survived.
The tornado in your car had us very terrified that

(09:35):
none of our news outlets were working with us to
notify us about weather, and then.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Weather Professional, I was scared that I had missed.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Hey, John, did the tornado and yet go ahead as you?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Kyle was the one that notified me that there was
a friend tornado.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, did the tornado in your car alter your perception
of reality by any chance?

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's been screwed up for years.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Same, hey, John, thank you for playing fun to the
head with us, and again for everybody else.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Thanks to Live Nation, nine Tales recently added twenty more
dates to their North American tour. Oh wow, uh huh,
not coming back around here. They just played here and
if you missed it, you're gonna have to drive somewhere else.
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. We are the
Morning Watch bit.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
We have a list and this one might be my
favorite It's like, would you trust a radio personality that
didn't listen to music?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, that's that's an absolute no brainer.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
There. The title of this article would is would you
trust a skinny food critic?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You better absolutely not. What depends It depends depends on
what on.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
What they eat and what their lifestyle is, because like
you can take in a lot of food social theoretically, then.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
What I'm skinny and I eat more food than Oh no,
both you combine.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
I feel that, but I would like my critic to
show a little bit of an appreciation because you see
like newscasters eating on television and then they have to
stop because they're on the television.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And then it's just like absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
You give me those ribs and then pay for my
dry cleaning afterwards. Yeah, so the the list is pretty
good here. Don't trust a pastor who wears expensive shoes
and watches. Don't trust the scientists who can't say I
don't know a good scientist knows.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
They don't know everything.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, don't trust a principal who was never a teacher.
Oh yeah, and this one's interesting in itself. Don't trust
a plumber who bites his nails.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Oh yeah, something about that yesterday online.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
A plumber who bites his nails.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's that.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
I saw a video yesterday of plumbers and what they
do and the different things that they clear and how
they clear them.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
How about a Lasik surgeon with glasses?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Oh, absolutely not funny. You don't trust your own product.
Elasik has its own lane of issues.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Also in the same vein as don't trust a principle
that's never been a teacher. I feel that this is
not a thing, but it should be. I would love
to have doctors have to be nurses first.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh, that would be interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You get a lot of doctors that haven't really done
the dirty work of being a nurse, which is like
the attending to someone in and day out, and so
they kind of lose a little bit of the empathy
that nurses have because they're right in with the patient
all the time.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yeah, this is a problem that some radio people have
had when they try to bring in influencers to be
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've never seen that go wrong before.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
They don't understand the business, they don't understand how it
all works, and you sort of are a lot of
things you got to you know, what.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
About a barber with a bad haircut. You know what
I'm saying. A barber with their hair done. I've seen
like if they have time to have their hair in
perfect conditions, they have too much time.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, that's interesting, So things to think about there.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
One more thing to think about is playing Dungeons and
Dragons with us. That is on the way next we
are looking for our person to play either or be
Coller ten at eight four four nine, five, ninety five fifteen.
And you also get qualified for a Vegas flyaway to
see Sticks. They are over at the Venetian from January

(13:29):
twenty third to the thirty first performing pieces of eight
in its entirety, you don't have to worry about well,
don't have to worry about it after you get qualified
until you find out if you win.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
But if you want to.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Make sure you're there, get your tickets to ticketmaster dot com.
All thanks to our friends at Live Nation. I would
like to do a soft golf clap for Tree Eat
in their marketing team this summer of ninety nine and

(14:03):
beyond cruise with Creed sold out. Oh yeah, Creed Daughtry
Collective Soul Filter living colored Blackstone Cherry in a myriad
of others all setting sail this April and good job
on y'all.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
That sounds fun. Yeah, I just I wouldn't get into
that pool though I'm not swimming.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, no swimming. I got a weird thing about just
being out in the middle of the ocean. I don't
know if that boat goes down, like, I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not the one you want to count on.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
We've been in the mosh pit before, and when you
get a mosh pit at this cruise in the pool,
I'm a right good time.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I mean, I die whatever, I gotta go somehow.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yeah, speaking a good time. This Saturday Sat.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, I was gonna sat or drink. Time to drink
on sad or drink. When you drink on a Saturday
the morning, maush pit out at Scratch Public House.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
There's no way make that prime.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
But it's park from thirty to thirty. That's twelve thirty thirtyone.
Camber gone, Cam, We're gone do some there're things.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Because it's ad or drink sat Or drinks common natcha.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You don't even know what's gonna hit you when you
hit that sad or drink again.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's full part that is from twelve thirty two to thirty.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Good job guys.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I love us.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Also noticed we were talking about saturd drink, but that's
after party.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Casket Race starts at nine.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Thirty with Queen Bonnie Green.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
She's going to be shouting out your caskets, and I
do believe this also wraps up with a nice little
trick or treat within the downtown of Forest Park for
the kitties. So it's just a lot of fun for everybody.
But we had the most funny Scratch. Yeah, I'm excited,
and I'm like, I'm trying to plan out my day
accordingly because what I don't want to do is I
don't want to be at Ratch just stuff in my

(16:02):
face with all their good food. We can be around
talking to people. Wait, wait, maybe I'm not.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm gonna say you're not multitasko.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Have you seen me eating?

Speaker 6 (16:15):
I can't have in this studio down my shirt and
that's so fair.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
If I get something saucy, leave me alone, oh boy, look.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
At me, Oh my god, unless you want to get
you bring that sauce to my God.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
Right, sat drink it up with us.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
June thirty to thirty Scratch Public.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
House, ninety five. Are we speaking with Matthew? Hey, what's
going on? Welcome to morning Spit Dungeons and Dragons.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
You will be playing the role of the awe this morning.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Either or of Matthew.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
You'll have some questions to move us along in the campaign.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
But Maria a sweet to recap.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Recap quickly yesterday, Maryus Maisonovitch and ether or of Tammy,
I believe it was met the mustard mystic.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
They chose their jars. Marius chose honey mustard.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yes, and since he is so sweet, he must be passive,
cannot engage in combat, has spells argue with anyone. Masonovich
chose the classic yellow mustard, meaning he is pure of
heart and he must be the one to ultimately assemble
the perfect tap dog ingredients. And then either or of
Tammy chose the dijon, which means either or must speak
in a very bougie accent. Either or of Matthew, I

(17:41):
would like to hear your bougie accent. Please imagine you
are drinking wine and Napa, eating caviar and smoking a cigar.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Please, Oh my goodness, I love this.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is hell. Okay, jeez as Marius Maisonovich and either or
have moved past the mustard mystic. They are ready now
to try and board the train. At Cedric Purple Line station,
they pull out their venture cards and suddenly the card
readers flash yellow. From the metal floor rises the CTA

(18:21):
Golum CTA of course, meaning condiment transit authority. Oh oh,
we have fun, a hawking, massive turnstiles, ticket stubs and
semi sentient relish.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's led eyes blink red, then mustard yellow.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Flavor balance verification required. Each passenger must demonstrate true condiment harmony.
The Gollum extends three scanners, one for each adventure station
hums as the test begins, Massanovich, Yes, golden beam shines
on you. Yes, the Gollum's tones softens, pure of heart detected.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Submit to the test of selfless flavor.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
A digital hot dog materializes before you cut perfectly in half.
The machine voice rumbles share or devour, and Massonovich. You
can feel that the outcome hinges not just on choice
but on intent. So you're gonna do a wisdom roll. Alrighty,
get your dice?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Uh nine?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh okay, so nine that means.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You hesitate.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
You're tempted to keep it because it's a hot dog
and man, it looks real good.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
But then the hot dog evaporates and the.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Gollum hisses selfish tendencies detected Massonovich whish splattered.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
With shame mustard. Yeah, sorry about it.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Marius scanner over your turnstile admits a soft amberglow sweetness,
registered aggression and disabled commands calming sequence.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
The gulam produces a shaking.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Condiment bottled label spicy added. It rattles violently, spring fiery
droplets that sting on contact like bears. Marius must calm
the bottle without using any aggression or magic, only kindness
of composure, So please do a charisma roll sir.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Ah six boy, boy, that's not gonna go well.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Unfortunately, the bottle sneezes out a final jet of hot
sauce onto your tunic. You are left sticky and red eyed.
Oh either matew let's hear that accent real quick.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Oh, this hot doug is absolutely delicious, phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
The golden scanner flickers into a shimmering holographic monocle. Dijon
frequency detected initiates status verification. Please declare your lineage either
or still bound to their wealthy accent. Must convincingly present
themselves as an noble of the high Mustard court.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Ken, get a dice roll to see how that goes.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Yeah, we go.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Six. Oh we are failing.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
To all right, Well, Unfortunately, as you are trying to
tell this thing, this golm, that you are in fact bougie,
your accent slips. The golm squints, suspected impostor applying Mayo penalty.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Oh no, either.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Or you are hit with a blast of blandness. Unfortunately,
the flavor balance is unacceptable. The turnstile slide closed with
the metallic clack. We will not be getting on the train.
We all failed.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm spicy and sticky for no reason. Yeah you know what.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's like, either of Matthew incredible accent today.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Thank you, Matthew the most accents today, and you, my friend,
are qualified to head out to Las Vegas to see
Sticks as they are performing pieces of a in this
entirety at the Venetia from January twenty third to thirty first.
You're qualified will be reaching out at the end of
the month for everybody else that wants to take part
of this. Go ahead and get your tickets at ticketmaster

(22:18):
dot com and Big thanks to our friends at Live Nation.
I would like to do a soft golf clap for
Creed and their marketing team this summer of ninety nine
and beyond.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Cruise with Creed sold out.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Oh yeah, Creed, Daughtry, Collective, Soul Filter, Living Colored, Blackstone
Cherry in a myriad of others, all setting sail this April,
and good job on y'all.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yeah, I just I wouldn't get into that pool though
I'm not swimming.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Yeah, I'm swimming. I got a weird thing about just
being out in the middle of the ocean. I don't
know if that boat goes down, like I don't. Yeah,
I'm not the one you want to count on.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
We've been in the moshpit before, and you get a
mosh pit at this cruise in the cool, crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Good time.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I mean I die, whatever got to go somehow.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, speaking a good time.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
This Saturday sad, Yeah, I was gonna Saturday drink. Time
to drink on sadder drink. When you drink on a sadday,
the morning mush pit out at Scratch Public House, there's
no way.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Don't make that prime.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
But it's part from Dune thirty to thirty.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
That's twelve thirty to.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Thirtyone drink and we're gone, and we're gone and do
some other things because it's ad Or drink, shadow drinks
common natcha. You don't even know what's gonna hit you
when you hit that sad Or drink again.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's full part.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
That is from twelve thirty two to thirty public.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Good job guys.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah love us.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Also noticed we were talking about Saturday drink, but that's
after party. Casket Race starts at nine thirty with Queen.
She's going to be shouting out your caskets in. I
do believe. This also wraps up with a nice little
trick or treat within the downtown of Forest Park for
the kitties. So it's just a lot of fun for everybody.
But we had the most funny Scratch. Yeah, I'm excited,

(24:20):
and I'm like, I'm trying to plan out my day
accordingly because what I don't want to do is I
don't want to be at Scratch, just stuff in my face.
With all their good food. We can be around talking
to people. Wait, wait, maybe I'm not going you're not
multitask have you seen me eating? I can't have in

(24:42):
this studio and it doesn't just le down my shirt
and that's so fair.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
I get something saucy, leave me alone, look at.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Me, my god, unless you want to bring that sauce to.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
That'll be a saucy event, right satur drink.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
It up with us June thirty to thirty Scratch Public House,
have a drink.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Brand new music from Puddle of Mud. Actually I know,
kind of crazy pays tribute to Lane Staley, Chester Bennington
and Chris Cornell. Will have that coming up in the
Rock Report right here on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
In the morning mosh bit is on.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's good Die. If that means that West is doing better.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
It's interesting. I have some thoughts on that, but yeah,
it's interesting. We'll discuss it.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
And the song's not bad.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, well, we'll have coming up in the Rock Report.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
All right, right now, we have important things to do.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
We do because we have a ward to win. Oh no,
we're right on the front.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Are we winning?

Speaker 6 (25:50):
No advices from the front of the inevitable A robot war?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Oh my god, it's like two super villains teaming up together.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Walmart as teamed up with Open Ai to let people
shop directly through chat GPT. Yeah, this seems absolutely not
predatory whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Lazy of lazy. Over Here, the.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
New feature called instant checkout. Wow, groundbreaking creative.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Let's shoppers ask chat GPT for help finding products and
then buy them without leaving the app. For example, someone
could ask for the best mattress under one thousand dollars
or a gift for a book lover, or the chat
GPT will suggest the items and they can just purchase
it right then and there.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Brilliant. Here, here's what I want. Walmart.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
You need to be using chat GPT so that when
I look on my app and I see lay item
is in stock in lays store, and then I go
to lay store, go to lay isle, that tells me where.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Item is and item's not there.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
And then I go to lay Walmart employee app and.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's not there, and they go, oh, the app wise
all the time. I'm sorry, I just wasted a half inn.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah maybe a I will fix that eventually.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
It won't because the other thing is remember when you
can Google something and then the Google result would be
like the most relevant one, and that was cool and
it wasn't just a full page.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
You guys, remember Google O day, Yeah, my cane.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
And now it's all sponsored and you get a full
page of sponsored things. That's exactly what's going to happen here.
It's not going to be the Jeepus mattress for under
one thousand dollars. It's who has a mattress for under
one thousand dollars that paid open ai to have their
product featured in an answer, Hey Jeeves, I.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Don't know what you're doing there. If anybody has asked
you a question in a while, to ask Jeeves, I
forgot about Jeeves, but I won't you back. I don't
want to.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
See if he's around. It was a search in the
launched in nineteen ninety six, it was searching, and now
it's just ask dot com.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh there's this other thing I saw that Like, Economically,
we've completely moved away from any object having one set
price and now it's just oh it's great, what will
people pay for it?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
No, it's not great.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Shoes and hit shopping and it automatically gives me the
cheapest price for those shoes.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
It doesn't though, Oh it doesn't. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's turn on our listening yours today.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Because This is basically the same thing as surge pricing
with Ticketmaster, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, everyone's getting dynamic pricing. It's more what will you
pay for this product?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
I literally pull up an entire list of shoes and
I pick the cheapest one and I buy it.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Okay, So what it does, though, is what I'm sure
that what it's showing you is what you think are
the cheapest shoes, but it's not. That's my whole point
is that everyone is getting dynamic pricing. It's not what
is the cheapest one, it's what will you pay for this?
What's the maybe lowest price they'll go instead of what
is the cheapest we can actually sell this product for.

(28:50):
So it's based on like money that you have in
your account, because everything knows everything.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's all tracking data Onn't you hey, if you know.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
What's going on in my account, help it brother out?
They will not.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Don't don't sit there and stare at me thinking about
buying rahmen, help me, please, don't just sit there chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I would say, that's how they get you. But we've
been got, like we just got. We don't escape this toasted.
We live here now is a runaway train at this point.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, we're just here and it's not just consume and
we have no power over it. It's great.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
So they have won.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Talks about breaking the vible slat that you hear in
the beginning of Sweet Emotion. But thank you for quoting
another radio show and letting us know that you're cheating
on us. Anyway, morning on Rock ninety five five. Boys,
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, hey Milwaukee, I got a question.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
What what do you fly after you get a complete
game from Yoji Yamamoto.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
And the Dodgers just went?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Well?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Ask yet again while you're at home. It's not pretty oil?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Is that hurt.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So fast?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Sorry about that? L?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, and now you fly it for yourself.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
Can't spell Bill walking without L?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Wow? Maria contribute on this. You don't go this moment?

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yes, yes, we are celebrating their pain as the Dodgers
go up to zero in the series.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I wrote the time down for a promo. That's I
like that choke a lot. That was our joke of
the day.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
Incredible, Yes, it was during us Today's twic's.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Just what is on Mikey's mind?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Exactly goes.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
In other news, Winter meetings are going to be pretty interesting.
Alex Bregman of the Red Side is opting out of
his contract.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Come on over to the cun Wow.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
I can think of a few teams that need a
third basement, Alex, You ever had deep dish piece?

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Yes, some line's third basebably.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
The deepest.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
But yeah, that definitely will make the winter meetings very interesting.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Indeed, Uh you, Michael? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Blackhawks tonight at Saint Louis puck drop eight thirty. One
of the things to watch for is in these early games,
they keep getting a lot of penalties and so they're
shorthanded a lot of times. Yeah, and which causes them
to generally lose the game or could so watch for that.
They're going to try to keep those penalties to a minimum,
and this is interesting. Maris State Representative Ken cam Backner
has introduced legislation aiming at making it much harder for

(31:49):
sports teams to relocate. Basically, they're saying this could very
much affect whether the Bears actually move to Arlington Heights.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Did see that, Like I was in between nap and
being like, oh, I need to read this later, and
I didn't read more into it, but oh boy.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Essentially they say it will require teams to repay subsidies
with interest, also mandating that franchises compensate schools, libraries, emergency
services for property tax revenue lost under stadium and center
of agreement. There's a problem place you be and these teams.
I think these teams are doing Okay, Yeah, what we've.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Been using our tax charging us two hundred dollars experience.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Let's go. God, just keep it on the lake front.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Also, l ol ol.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Can you imagine the change in history that would have
taken place if this had happened before the Browns became
the Ravens.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Oh and even worse when the Rams moved to La
the Raiders went to Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh there's a whole line.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Oh my god, we're only talking about moving over to
the suburbs overreself.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, so more pushback there. Yeah, there's your sports.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
So yeah, like, if you're taking tax dollars to build
a stadium.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
You should probably make sure that the things that those.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Tax dollars pay for are still getting paid for, so
you know, aren't like a suck on your commun today.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
Yeah, an adequately sized view on the morning mash bit
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Thank you for being nice. About your words.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, I like to be anyway, Mikey, hell.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Fire, it's time for a little rock news, and what
a day we have in the world of rock music.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Boy.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Uh, this is actually really cool and something I'm pretty
excited about. The Back to the Beginning show that Ozzie.
Did you know they called his final show back to
the Beginning? Okay, a lot of rumors swirling right now
that that could become a touring show. Oh so for
you know, might as well call it Ozfest revised. But yeah,
like they would put a bunch of bands on it
and tour around as sort of a memorial to Ozzie.

(34:13):
Says here, it's possible that the Back to the Beginning
at festival, which was a farewell show for Ozzie, will
become annual. The Mirror is reporting that applications to trademarks
the gig in the US have been filed, registering it
under an entertainment services and live music performance. They're also
filling out paperwork to like basically put copyrights on all
the merch and stuff like that so people can't sell it.

(34:34):
They're setting up to take this thing out on the road,
which is cool as they should.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah, Ozfest was great.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
That's interesting. I like that a lot. I hope Sharon
gets a good.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Cut behind the whole. And this is kind of fun.
Puddle of Mud, well, listen, we've seen Wes Scantlon from
Puddle of Mud doing some crazy things over the past years. Yeah, yeah,
but this is cool what Scanlon has put and Puddle
the Mud have put out a new song called Firefly,
which pays tribute to the fallen musicians Lane Staily, Chester Bennington,
and Chris Cornell. And actually, I kind of dig it.

(35:38):
He must be doing better because it says here Scantlon
states the song is a way to recognize the pain
of those artists, but also acknowledging his own struggles in
the past and that he quote, feels very lucky to
still be here.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yes, I've seen Wes a.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Myriad of times and amazing performance.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's just leading up to you don't know what you're
gonna get.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I remember what time he played a show for us
at radio and it was like, how do we get
him on stage?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Like that? He was in his in the room, but he.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Wouldn't come out, and they were trying to like like
wheel and deal one more thing real quick. You remember
that picture that came out of Chad Krueger, Tommy Lee,
and Sammy Hagar. Yeah, Sammy Hagar's explained that he is
actually just going to be a featured on the new
Nickelback album. Oh and probably Tommy Lee too, but he
hasn't made any comment about it. So for all the
rock news and the concert calendar, just go to rock
nine five to five. I said, new music from bon

(36:40):
Jovi the new music sounder In case you were wondering,
we love new.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Music here.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
My god, pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
I love when Michael's eyes get wide, and I was
just like, I don't know what's about that.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
I would sitting here, and as I was calling it,
I was like, don't don't look too excited.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
This has got to be a surprise.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
You cannot hide us.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Because you're watching me waiting on the signal, and then
you're also looking at my other hand to make sure
the mics are on.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
And I was just like, Oh, he's up to that's right, right.
Chicagos a rock stations in the morning.

Speaker 6 (37:20):
March Fitter is on Rocky the Rooster Big.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Black Cock, a gothic rooster.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Oh yes, yes, have you guys seen the photo of
the black rooster, like the all black rooster.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Oh yeah, we still have black roosters grown up for wait,
black chickens.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
I guess you did, but we did. Actually yeah, oh,
how dare you like this? He's got one thousand dollars
next key words on the way. We got to get
out of this one.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
You guys looked at me like I was crazy. I
remember black rooster.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I don't think you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I fully believe you're thinking of any black roosters.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
For the key word.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
That's the most denunciation Eddie Vedder has ever given us.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Hey, we understand every fifty seventh word. I'm sorry, I
understood burr.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Reminder Eddie, if you're in town and you want to
come hang out the doors open.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I could call him if you really want, Yeah, do it.
I'll do it a few minutes. What are we talking about? Yeah,
you're on Rock ninety five five Cargo's Rock.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Apparently adults want their own Halloween, and I don't believe
this article at all.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
We have Halloween exactly like you go. Adults go to
their own Halloween party.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
But the articles specific specifically speaking about adults with kids
and for me when I was growing up, it was
either your parents with like go trick or treating, I
don't want to see you for a few hours, or
they were all in with you.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah the kids get stolen. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
In mine world, I mean, we used to decorate like crazy.
My mom is really good. Any holiday, the whole house
is decorated.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
So I remember as a kid, our block became the
block to trick or treat on.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
My mom used to work at Keebler. Oh she was.
I would never tell you if it was true.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
She got these animal crackers, best damn animal crackers.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
I've ever had in my life, and make them.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Instead of passing out, we pass out the animal crackers
and all the kids their eyes will light up like,
oh my God. And then the years moving forward, it's
the animal cracker lady. So on the other side, right
across the street, the most decorated house we had in
this in our little city. Their whole family got together
and their air and people. And then I would even

(40:01):
go over and help scare people.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
But it was the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Like cars would drive at the end of the block,
let the kids trick or treat. They come to our
house and they go straight over to the other house.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
It was just a whole thing. Everybody was involved.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
We had the gingerbread lady. Oh you're saying.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
That is like just awakening Semmi memories. Okay, So rural Maryland,
it's it's not like a subdivision, but it is a
neighborhoods yes, like one long road with houses on it.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
And at the very end of it was this old
lady who would make fresh gingerbread.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
You ate fresh.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I didn't like it because I was little, but you
best believe my parents were like, all three of you
are getting fresh ginger bread because if you're not going
to eat it, mommy and Daddy are and yeah, they
would should make fresh gingerbread.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
And of course I was like, okay, you got like
rees's no, okay.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah, that sounds enjoyable for you guys. We were dodging
the windowless vans in our small town of in Washington State.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
The windowless vans. What was happening.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
There were some creeps in our town and so mom
and dad, first of all, we weren't allowed to go
out when it was dark, and they would just take
us out at that point and take us around. But
you remember the masks with the little uh, the little
rubber band that would hold them on your head and.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Put rubber band on it, or then you're.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Holding your mask all the time. Did you ever go
out and run around after like the no, you didn't go.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
There was a point where I stopped trick or treating
and we just kind of ride around on our bikes
and see what.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Was going on, but we weren't really doing anything.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
When did you stop trick or treating? Because I went
once in high school.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I felt ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
I want to say eighth grade, seventh grade, seventh grade
we stopped because we kind of just got together and
hung out because one of my guys had to stay
and pass out candy.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
But we just kind of hung out the entire time.
Once we could drive.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
We were just getting drug place this week, and we
were we were just That's the other thing to trick
or treating.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
When we moved from rural Maryland up to like the
suburbs of DC and the new neighborhood had a tradition
where you would have candy, of course for the kids,
but then you would also have a bottle of liquor
because the parents would come around with shot glasses and
if they had their empty shot glass.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
They'd also be like trigger.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Tree and you're saying for them a shot of Jmo
or whatever it is they had.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Toss a candy bar in the kids bag and have
yourselves a good helloween eighty.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Four, four ninety five fifty. What were your Halloween traditions?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What did you do growing up?

Speaker 6 (42:19):
Were your parents with you? Did you have a street
you wanted to go to? Did you just drive to
Naperville because they got the best candy?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yeah, pumpkin patries, Hey rhymes, Yeah, costume parties.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Let us know, Rocky the Rooster is on the way
with your next keyword after this new one from Journeys,
just things.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I got, Thanks for you.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
We are going to start with a viral rumor leads
to a huge potato theft, seeing over three hundred and
thirty thousand pounds stolen hot dog. The delivery was set
for a distillery they were looking to use the product
for disinfect disinfectants, but after rumors spread, people showed up

(43:09):
with a little bit of everything to pick up these potatoes,
and tractors, wheelbarrows, and some of these just showed up
and threw the spuds in their car. If you're wondering,
the distillery lost seventeen thousand dollars in the potatoes that
they paid for and if my math is correct, that
is five cents of potato. Yes, they're looking to get

(43:32):
their money back so they can order some more. We
were talking about Oceans eleven as they're looking at Oceans
fourteen being on the way. There's also a prequel in
the works with Bradley Cooper and Margot Robbie. I'm all in,
I want to see this, and reports are that this
is going to be taking place in nineteen sixties Europe.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Oh interesting, Robbie will be great enough.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
That she will A woman returns an ancient relic she
stole from Greece baby years ago. The German woman said
that the guilt just built up in her and she
returned it to the University of Munster.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Wasn't charged. She's sweet was in charge for.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Stealing said artifact, and the university has reported that this
is just the third artifact returned in just a few years.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
And I'm like, how in the heel did people get.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
In a position where they can steal artifacts and then
return them and not be charged with anything.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Do we know where she's from a she was in Germany.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Okay, Germany stole and I think it might have been
a tour with Greek artifacts.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Okay, I was gonna say if she's from like the
US imagined that ancient artifact being made, I don't know
what two thousand years ago and be like one day
you are going to be in suburban Michigan, I don't
even know.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Get ready and Fear Factors coming back as we knew,
it'll be debuting January twenties, January next year.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
What timing?

Speaker 7 (45:11):
You know what we need right now?

Speaker 6 (45:12):
More of in the world Fear Fear hosted by Johnny
Knoxville to boot So that's gonna be a lot of fun.
Makes The social media clip that they have is a
bunch of stuff being ground up into a blender. From
what I could tell, there were pig intestines, roaches, and fruit.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Sohny Knoxville's got to be so stoked to not be
the guy doing at all.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, I've made it.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
I think he's tortured himself enough over the years with
all the other stuff that he's done as being a
part of Jackass. And we want to help send you
to a concert eight four four ninety five fifty Bring
me the Horizon's going to be over at the Old
State Arena on May fifteenth. A nice party going into
your weekend. If you want to go, be colleten at
eighty four to four ninety five fiftieth. Tickets are available

(46:00):
ticketmaster dot com. All thanks to our friends at Live Nation. Michael,
what's that number?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Four?

Speaker 8 (46:05):
Four?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Sweet and Salty nuts? They just get more interesting, Literally
right in front of me.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
It's a La Valley Sweet and Salt alert.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
It's time to dark out and we shall dork.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
A little while ago, we were talking about the Console
Wars essentially coming to the closes.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
A lot of the games are.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Being shared across PlayStation and Switch and Xbox.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
But now I feel like this is too soon.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
PS six, Wow, and the next Xbox are being discussed
for a potential launch in twenty twenty seven, and I'm
not ready. Yeah, I am not ready now. Granted, PS
five and the ex the most recent Xbox did come
out in twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, it's been five years, and that.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Tends to be what the pattern is from PS one
to PS two. It was five years. PS two to
PS three, It was six years. PS three to PS
four was seven years and then seven years between PS
four to PS five.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, so it's tracking to be more along the seven
line extent, but just extended out. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
I don't really need a new console. The PS five
is holding together like a tank, or at least mine is.
And the big discussion that they're having right now is
Xbox is going all in to be better than the
PS six and making sure that they have a bigger,
stronger machine.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
But that also means.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
That the next Xbox is going to be much more
expensive than the PS six.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
This worries me that they're going to follow like the
Apple format and just start putting out consoles every year.
That the changes are not that great, but it's going
to be way more expensive.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
How dare you so? I love Apple?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
We remember, listen, I'm a complicated relationship with Apple.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I still have an iPhone, But I'm.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Michael, Michael. You remember the jump from Nintendo to Super Nintendo.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yes, absolutely, those extra eight bits seem like a lot,
and then we got sixty four bits and it was
just like, okay, God, where are we moving here? And
there hasn't been a natural progression. What I'll say is
the graphics are clean, they are much cleaner. But for
the next level, because I feel like three four and
five for PlayStation kind of head a streamline. They just

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got the graphics just got smoother and smoother and smoother,
and the play got smoother. What's the next step in gaming?
That's just gonna make me go mouth drop. This is new,
This is no longer eight bit. We are in a
whole new world of gaming. What's that next thing gonna be?
Sony and Microsoft?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Actually, I mean they once they step it up and
get the right games and all that stuff sort of
because you're right, you said, you told me that VR
was just ahead of sort of the gameplay and stuff
and the building up the right games that would work
with them.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, and PlayStation's VR system is not great.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
If you need to move around, we all are going
to need those little things that you can run on.
Obviously those yes like you can they're they're essentially like
a little treadmill. So when you move around in the game,
you're walking and moving and it turns you and you
can't fall down, and you can't.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
We reinvented the hamster wheel kind of yeah, weird.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Essentially it's exercise too.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's going to be that. Okay.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
I think people are going to be doing more in
immersive gaming and including sports and concerts. I think it's
all coming. It's all going to be there. Imagine you
can go watch the Bears game for nine ninety nine
and sit at the fifty yard line but.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
You're on your couch. Yeah, I mean it's cool. It
would be cool.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
Concerts the Oasis front row.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Get you to assume the world's gonna last long enough.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Let's come around, get your dollars up for the next
gaming system that's out there. And to do that, you're
gonna need our Man or Rocky the Rooster. He's on
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a new artist. This Bonavs Jovius guy sure does have
a lot of music. On Rock ninety five to five,
we're really we're really diving in deep.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
We're ten toes in on bon Jovi.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
That's the shorthand version, because Bonavius Jovius is a lot
to say just in.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
General vote It's like that time Ariana Grande had like
seven singles in the same time.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Dude, you know what. Yeah, when you got good music,
you gotta play it. And we got that here Rock
ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And when you have new music that's just really resonating,
you want to put out as.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Much as possible.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Really true.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
This is true right out of the best new rock
into text time.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Let's get it down fifty Yeah, someone is calling.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Me on hilarious. Wait, who is it?

Speaker 5 (50:46):
That's weird? I don't I don't know who it is.
I'm getting so much. Do you guys get scammed lately?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I like to answer that.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yes, Oh no, I should have. That'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Answered, well, I'd like to answer other people because I
don't want to go on my phone. No, but I
don't care.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
It was like, I'm sure it's for tennis lessons or something.
And by the way, if you're out there and you're
signing me up for stuff, stop, Yeah, he's somebody handled,
somebody screwing.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yah.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Let's go to the text from the six three Oh
we used to trick or treat for hours. One guy
answered at eleven pm and yelled, it's white too late.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Don't answer the door. Yeah, lightf yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah from the two one four, Michael mentioned the windowless
vans during Halloween when he was a kid. My husband
and I referred to those as Silence of the Lambs vans.
Another one from the two one nine. Sorry for not
having a great conversation. When I called earlier, Maris, the
commercial was still on in the background after you answered,
so I really couldn't hear you.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
It's okay, all good though, have a great tag. These
things happen, indubit and when you call in next time,
we'll be ready to go. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Let's go over to the sixty three to Oh. Worse
than a barber with a bad haircut is a tattoo
artist without any tattoos?

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Yeah, would never you don't have a sleeve or on
your way.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I'm not messing with you.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I think it could be worris if it was like,
I don't know, a dude or a tramp stamp, or
like a Quagmire tattoo. Hey tag the leg you say, hey,
oh God would have had like a Kevin Spacey tattoo.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Insane Quagmire tattoo was done by a famous rock star.
By the way, can I tell you that's my least
favorite tattoo it's a really well done tattoo.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Here's a problem.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
When I wear shorts and I'm in public, all people
do is giggain all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I'm in a line.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Pros to turn around and as tattoo.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
But I know I wasn't asking for it.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
So you you went to a pre famous person to
get a tattoo, and you said I want Quagmar, not
thinking of any.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Repercussions that that could bring in the future.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
To be fair, we were sitting in the tattoo shop,
nothing was going on. That's how I get most of
my tattoos, and I was I was helping them out
in the tattoo shop, and he was like, hey, I
was watching Family Guy at the time, and he's like,
you want to do one of these characters? And I
say for free, right, and he says sure. And then
it turns out he's in the band bat Omens.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Like Stewie, You're like Quagmire.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
I like I thought at the time, I don't like
Quagmire as much now. When I was first nineteen years old,
I thought he was very funny.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
This is there is He doesn't like him as much
as now.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
He's more refined, he's matured, since that's true, I mean
fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yikes, grow up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
This is his version of mature.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Right back to text time.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Oh, here we go from the six three Oh, don't
trust a fat personal trainer? Oh, and from the two
one nine. Finally today Maria, Yeah, why don't we go
back to my place and watch some Disney Plus and
thrust before we could watch some Hulu and just let
me do you all right? Why isn't this Purge month?
Aren't you not supposed to do that?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Count the stars and I can give you as many
reasons why I.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Will not do that.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Let me count the way.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Let's take count reasons why.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Four ninety five fifty you can text us in here anytime.
That's take four four nine.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Five five beer beer beer beer.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
Also, he's that same number to call us Caller ten's
going to get a pair of tickets too. Haunted Halloween
Ball over at Congress Plaza Hotel on a Friday. When
Halloween's on a Friday, we are all going to have fun.
Two thousand dollars up for grabs for the best costume contests, DJs, drinks,

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and of course, the views of the most beautiful city around.
If you want to be there because we're going to
be there. Be caller ten to get those tickets or
get your tickets now for twenty dollars. Tickets available at
Haunted halloweenball dot com. But Michael, just in case they
missed the number, what is the number eight for.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Four nine five Halloween bottle here for clear.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
But you have to admit, like, imagine being the mom
of the guys sing that song and having to deal
with that baby dadding. There's so much that you have
to suppress when you are raising that kid. So it's like, hey,
you have to have some version of normal life. You
can't know that I hate your father out on the family.
And then he writes that song. You're like, oh, sorry
for your childhood. But also yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
This is a fun part of the show where we
go to our Olwaukee talk back selection of day. Whatever
is on your mind, you can send us some message
through the iHeartRadio app. Just hit the red microphone button
and you can send us a message. Let's start from
the top here.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Morning, guys, how's it going.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
I just wanted to touch on the whole you know,
don't trust the skinny chef thing that you guys were
talking about. But should you really trust a radio host
that doesn't know where the Simpsons originated from?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Just an idea, have a great day, funny man, he knows,
funny man.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
It was the Carol Burnett Show, right man, Tracey old man?
Oh oh so you do know?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Hey, j Thanks? Thanks, thanks for that one. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
You've never misspoken before in front of people?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Huh has never happened to you?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It is not that you've misspoken.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
It was a very proud statement.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Fully, I knew I was right, and then you both
looked at me and there like yeah, yeah, no, no,
it's fine, it's fine, but no, thank you for calling
me out, Jay.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I appreciate it. So nice of you. Tracy Omen, Tracy Omen, Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Okay, those are the Simpsons, got their stuffs.

Speaker 11 (56:32):
But I just want to let you know I talked
to you often, see you often since the beginning before
all you've been there. This is Gina here. Also wanted
to let you know. Rush is one of my favorites.
I was a young kid walking around Merrow's Park listening
to Tom Sawyer Limelight My Boss was actually a Rush
cover band. It was the best thing in the hallway world.

(56:52):
This would be an honor and a pleasure. And I
love you guys so much. Take care, see you soon.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
All your stuff all right, Well, hopefully we'll see you
at satur drink phenomena.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
But a Rush cover band? What were they called? Hurry?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I hope so good? You can't stand pick up the pace?

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Well, no, we had a little discrepancy today, didn't we.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Yes, we thought yes, And by we I mean me
and I and I and Jay. Don't call me out
for this, Okay, Mistakes happen sometimes. I thought at the
beginning of the show we might have the Rush tickets today.
It is tomorrow, so Gina hit us back in the
walkie talk back. Tomorrow we will have the Rush tickets

(57:34):
available for you and a chance to win.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
But you know what Rush cover band paste?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Sorry, anything else.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
I don't want to cut you off and in the
middle of your thought process is Honestly, I.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Appreciate that, and that's really nice of you to take
into considering.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
It's great that we have this two way street of
respect in this room right now. Very important, Yeah, it's
really important. Never like, hey, Mars, can you finish your thought.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I'm working on it you distracted metime.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Walt has the next pair of Rush tickets today.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Okay, and she's all one today. I can tell.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Am I allowed to talk? Now?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Are you really just trying to shut up a black
man on the radio right now?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Is that you shut up a woman? Okay? So we
got cards.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
To play cards?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I'm gonna I'm just say.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Staying quiet.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
Oh, I know, I think I wouldnss round always.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Thank you, Michael.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Can't just declare yourself.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I'm just aware I am declaring myself.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Taking the cow.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Oh please please don't cry foul? Right now?

Speaker 7 (58:54):
Another day as a martyr. All six