October 8, 2025 • 54 mins
This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit kicks off with Satur-DRINK, your pre-weekend party warm-up.
We dive into Nerd News, where a Vegas hotel is offering $5,000 to anyone brave enough to investigate paranormal activity.
The Dungeons & Dragons Bit returns with more chaotic imagination, while Bad News Bears delivers the week’s dumbest headlines.
Plus, the latest chapter of Human vs. Robot War and a full breakdown of the wild Taco Bell Marathon that nobody asked for, but everyone’s talking about.
We dive into Nerd News, where a Vegas hotel is offering $5,000 to anyone brave enough to investigate paranormal activity.
The Dungeons & Dragons Bit returns with more chaotic imagination, while Bad News Bears delivers the week’s dumbest headlines.
Plus, the latest chapter of Human vs. Robot War and a full breakdown of the wild Taco Bell Marathon that nobody asked for, but everyone’s talking about.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, Maris, Hey Maris, thanks for turning the mic. Somebody
really kind of you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, you know, I thought we were just gonna talk
behind the scenes for a second. Get some final prep, man. Yeah,
make sure we're all ready to go. Make sure the
team's ready.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's good. Yeah, we are the morning Master. We have
our stuff together today as much as we do any
other day. On Rocking ninety five to five. My name's
Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm Marius, I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
He made it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What's happening, Michael, I was gonna say, speaking of teams, ready, Oh,
big day. It is a big day, big day for
the Cubs. Big baseball playoffs going on. Marris, how you
feeling like your hat? By the way, thank you. It's
a bright orange Detroit Tiger's.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hat is a very bright orange hat.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I thought you guys would win that game.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I didn't think we were gonna win yesterday you were
back home. Yeah, and Detroite is such an amazing team.
There was a three hour delay, but that was weird.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's gonna be wild. We got like twelve hours of
baseball today.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Sound the Yankees won. Oh okay, Yankees finally beat the
Blue Jays.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, we knew that was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Maridicted Maria's predicted.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I am surprised the Tigers lost yesterday too, because again
game on land Mariners water.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
They tried to drown out that game. Yeah, that three
hour range.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Won. See, this is the detail I needed. Okay, well
that changes everything you saw.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You were paying attention though, right, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Just reminding you about the rain delay.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, and today the Cubs are going to turn it around.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Listen if the Cup, could you imagine what this town
would be like if the Cubs even win two of these,
just two in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Uh, Milwaukee would burn for that third or fifth game
if the Cubs get.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
To Yeah, the Milwaukee I mean, I hate to say it,
but dude, they're a good team.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
They are.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They're a good team. They are for being brewers. You know, the.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Drunk today because it's going to be wild the regularly
brewery hours are crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I mean, you really are.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
How you doing both? But they're figuring it out, beating
up on those Bears.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Rush tickets today we got rush tickets and fun to
the head.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We also got a flyaway that you're going to get
qualified for with M M P.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
D and D.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Morning, marsh pit, Dungeons and dragons. We've got our second
day of our journey that we're approaching today.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's very off brand dungeons and dragons. It's as much
dungeons and dragons as we can do in like five minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Are we calling it diet or are we going with light?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Fly?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Choose it's diet light D and D D D D
L D and D m MP.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
My goodness, MP, come along on the ride with us.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
There's so many letters.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Come at all. Weather, Yes, weather is next. A little
chili out there.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh bolly, a little chili hard n but a big pepper.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Who Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It'll ruin the surprise here's weather. Especially if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Even when you give us the weather forecast, it's still
a surprise. Bro, What's gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
At four o'clock in the afternoon, I'm looking out the window,
going did I get there right today?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Check?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And the answer is no.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Let's hope it didn't change, because damn it, it can change.
This morning, by the way, a chili morning, probably the
coldest morning we've had in months. I actually kind of
wish as I was walking in today that I wore
a coat chili. Well, Maria was getting her finger fingers
wagged adder while driving to work. Did you have the
windows down? When were you windows your window? Both? Everybody
(03:55):
windows up even though you're getting the finger or the
waggy finger, not the middle finger, and you're not getting it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Somebody find me with the middle finger. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What this person was driving slow?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They were doing twenty in a thirty and then and
then as if that wasn't offensive enough, when we had
to merge onto the highway, they didn't up their speed,
and at that point that's unsafe. So I tried to
get around him.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You do like that.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was trying around him, and so then he cut
me off and so that I flashed my lights at
him and I was like.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And then I drove around him and I like, look
over because I'm like, what are you doing? Trying to
give him the face? You know the face?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wagging his like index finger at me. I'm like, at
least give me a middle finger.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Much less of an f you and a lot more
of a young lady.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He was like thirty, Oh, whoa yeah. No, this was
not an old Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I was expecting pop pop out on the river.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
He was one of those square cars, you know what
I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
About, the rental ones.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, no, no, c yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Oh yeah, well yeah, so yeah. If you like effect
clouds today, plenty of sunshine overall, temperatures just popping out
at sixty two degrees tonight, overnight clear getting drop into
the thirties. Here we go, windows cracked.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You know, I don't like it because it's gonna warm
up again at the end of the week and my
HVAC system is going to commit suicide.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
No, that's fine, that's fine. They're built for this in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Hey, let's take the wind while we got it. It's
nice out, and let's.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Take the show on the road.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Little satur Drank, I tell you where to join us
next on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Bush on Rock.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It is the morning marsh pit Maria during the month
of the Purge.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Should we go through the band names as well? At
some point in time, I.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Know the song says the songs are infinite list of chaos, Stabbing, Westward.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Weezer, Oh my God, pearl a Jam.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, it's not great smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Hey, let me see a pumpkin. You know what I
want to be for Halloween is a Peter Peter pumpkin eater.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh gosh? And is your friends going to be a pumpkin?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Indeed, Michael's just walking around with orange pain on it
and like running down the front of my shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
We just got pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm with her, and again I'm with the jack of
answer one hold, oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Anyway, that's not what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Come tell jokes with us and have fun this uh well,
not this weekend, but I guess a couple of weekends
out at scratch kitchen, a public a house.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Don't stop and think it's sad or drink.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Bye, I challenged her right before we went on the air.
I go, how fast do you come up with the song?
Fair enough? Jing jingles are happening, Yeah to new lows.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
We'll sink on sad or drink that's true.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Don't challenge her like that.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Forest Park, Illinois, seventy five oh five Madison Street in.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Forest Park, right in downtown is going to be the
after party for the casket race.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm bringing my keyboard.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yes, please, Yeah, and we'll give her a couple of
margaritas and you can really see what happens.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And there unless the issue. I've really been holding back
with the keyboard these last few and I've decided I
need to stop doing that because like it was fun
because the first couple were just to meet you, and
we like you, dear Listener and I were just so
excited to see each other in person that it kind
didn't matter if there was any version of performance. We
were like, Hi, you're here, and I'm here, and there's
drinks and let's do that. And now I'm like, no, no, no,
(07:40):
we gotta give them a show.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I can't give that away. Surprise listen, drink. Nope, stop
and think sad or drink to do those, we'll think
I'm sad or drink.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't remember anything from songs, that's right, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You'll learn, I know, if you've seen the movie Forgetting
Sarah Marshall, You'll know exactly which song I'm going to perform.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But it's just gonna be fun because the casket race
always just tons of fun. Start to get nine, you
still register at explore Forestpark dot com.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Noh, so we're getting drunk in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, nice day drinking.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's it's going to be fun because we don't have
to look at ourselves and go do we need to
be off tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
No, it's just Sunday. The next day is Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, and you know we haven't told them what time
it is. It is twelve thirty to two thirty. Oh,
I've all been five to seven and we'll be there
until six pm.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Probably just hang out.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This may be the one that I actually uber too,
so I mean yeah, yeah, good food too. I got
a review for Scratch Kitchen. Can I give you a review? Yes,
this was a five star. I just saw.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
This place has the most innovative burgers and sides I've
had in a long time. Come out Sunday for a game.
There open and have told me it's not very busy
and you can get right up to the bar. Good
place to watch the bears.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Elly Scratch publics.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, Horst Park. Look at that mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
They can't see it right now.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
They got Noon Whistle brewing too.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I love the fan, I love the.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Noon Whistle guys. They've done it Thursday with you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, we've done other parties there too.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Whistle Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh that's nice. Park House, Yeah that is the name. Anyway,
we'll see you on sad of drink.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's time to dork out.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Some research team out there researching playing habits buying habits,
has found out that there's a big part of the
gaming population that's only buying one to two games a year.
Yeah me' attributing it to like, you buy your Madden
every year, you buy your FC, you buy your double A,
(10:09):
whatever it is, that's your one game you buy every year.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I want to meet these people.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
In your midst we're here.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
What's your one game you buy every year?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like, I don't have like a re up You mean
like a subscription kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, I understand the subscription.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's just that when I get a game, I want
to play that game. So like Halo, I played for
three years straight before I played anything else.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
And I fully understand that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I buy five games a year. Bro, I thought you're
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
A week, So five reasonable number, But they also vary
in length. Some you can beat in ten hours, some
I'm just taking my time puttering around.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And then other games I am all in like FC.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'll play mixed in with Pokemon or Kirby or Donkey
Kong and just kind of give myself a nice little
buffet of gaming on a regular basis. I like that
going around to Arcade. But if you're so locked in,
you're only buying one game and you're not wasting money
like me, I gotta we gotta talk.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I just have a different hobby money.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I like the immersion in the universe. It's like, for me,
it's not just about winning the game or beating whatever level.
It's also like just so.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You're one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, you like to do every quest, every goal, find
everything and knock.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It out, and then when it's done, I like to
travel around the world without any of the enemies and
enjoy that universe.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I just want the world I can run around in.
I'm not gonna win any game. When I beat a game,
beating any question, I'm done. That game gets folded up,
put to the side until the new DLC comes out
downloadable contact. Can I steal cars and run from cops? Okay,
yeah that's all I want to do.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, I'm blown away.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, these are old friends to me. They're not just
video like Skyrim's a whole world, Halo's a whole world,
Dynasty Warriors.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Double O seven. Where am I boy is at?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's England.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's sixty four. Yeah, I just didn't know. I thought
everybody was out here like, oh, new game, nude game,
new game, new game. I mean, I'd love to. I
feel like it's expensive.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
It is, yeah, and I wait till they go on sale.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, see, you play games more. I just like I've
been trying to get a switch. I want to get
one because I want to play Mario Kart, I want
to play the new Tony Hawk and stuff. Yeah, I
just don't have time, so it would end up sitting
there like my we did.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
When I'm making time.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Pokemon's coming out next week, and I just started playing
the old one just to kind of start remembering names
and tactics and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
And I was sitting there yesterday. Two hours later, I.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Was like, a favorite game ever, Maris.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Ooh, Horizon Forbidden West, Okay, I never heard. Yeah, it's
a it's a it's post apocalyptic game.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
They sent robots to re tear the earth. The robots
got a virus and now they're extremely violent.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Towards humans.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That's cool. You're trying to get the robots to act right.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You're saying it's a human versus robot.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Or actively yes?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Actively yes?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hey eight four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, wow are you good? My guy?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You are a robot virus.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Let me know if you buy more than one game
a year or what? How many games do you buy
in a year?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
How would you like five K to investigate paranormal activity
in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I could buy more video games.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Rookie numbers up.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It is the Morning mosh Pit and we are minutes
away for mmp D indeed Morning mosh Pit Dungeons and Dragons,
and we want you to be the part or either
or where you join us in the game. Eight four
four ninety five fifty. You've got a chance to get
qualified for a Vegas five way to see sticks.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, what you got, Maria?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay? So the Las Vegas l Cortes Hotel and Casino
is offering a ghost hunter five thousand dollars to spend
a weekend investigating paranormal activity at the historic property. To
be clear, when I say a ghost hunter, it's not
like they haven't picked out. You could be that ghost hunter,
dear listener. The casino. It opened at nineteen forty one.
(14:21):
It's the longest running hotel casino in Vegas. It's got
decades of reported hauntings, including shadowy figures and phantom footsteps
and setting cold spots. Definitely couldn't be a vent. The winner.
We'll check into the El Cortez for a weekend stay
in early December, So you have to go to Vegas
in December and explore the casino's oldest and eeriest corners.
(14:43):
Equipped with ghost hunting gear like EMF meters, EVP recorders,
thermal sensors, and specialized flashlights. They're asked to capture photos
or videos of any spooky findings, keep journal their experiences, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So they're giving you everything that you need yep, and
then they're gonna pay you five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, I mean sign me up. This place looks terrifying,
by the way, look at pictures right now.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It is oh yeah, since forty one.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah. Crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
My thing is we are assuming here that the ghosts
are present and therefore real, and if I'm messing with
a supernatural, I'm not doing that for less than six figures.
You're talking about soul stuff like, this is not five
thousand dollars, right, My god.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You guys think things are haunted. You believe in ghosts?
No we ever talked about really, you don't at all interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I do only because I've seen something really.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was right after my knee surgery and I'm just
they gave me tailana. You can't get any real drugs anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
So.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Ghost maybe it was the Tailand it's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Probably been about three a day, three and I probably
slept about two hours each day intermittently, and I'm just
laying in bed in pain, rolling over and I.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Rolled to the side and I see this thing.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's just a human eating popcorn, watching me sleep, and
then he phases away like star trek, and I was like, I.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Need to get up.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All I got, I got my crutches, and I was like, Ama,
can we can we go check in on a doctor
because I need somethin medication to go to sleep psychotic?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, So something was going on, and like I've never
seen anything else in there since, but that just that
threw me for a loop.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Text Us Your ghost Stories eight four four n ninety
five fifty. I totally go do this stree kidding. When
I went to Austin, Texas, I stayed in a haunted hotel.
It was fun. Yeah. I think they just screw with
the people in the hotel. Yeah, slamming doors and stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
There's also D and D coming up eight four four
ninety fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sail ah. Yes, this is perfect recap music for MMP,
D and D.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Well now, well, now you want real recap music.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yesterday on MMP, D and D, Marius Maisonovich and Either
Or pulled up to the Doghouse Grill in Old Town
to find the perfect hot dog bun to assemble the
perfect hot dog. Unfortunately, the gluten freebirds were inside entrancing
the GM, trying to convince him that they should carry
(17:42):
only gluten free buns. Oh no, terrible texture, terrible unless
you have a course of the Celiac. It's unacceptable, it's stupid.
And so, in order to break the trance that the
gluten free birds had on the GM, Marius decided to
grab a wet rug after either Or had cast a
(18:03):
spell that bounced right off the gluten free birds and
hit a soda fountain and then the soda fountain pured
onto the rug made wet, and then you slapped the
gluten free birds dam straight with that rug and therefore
broke the trance the gluten free birds had on the GM.
And so today either or is a little busy right
(18:25):
now they're distracting the gluten free birds while you, dear Marius,
and you Masonovich, oh, I'm ready now have the task
of speaking with the GM and convincing him that no, no, no,
this is not the move to make switching to only
gluten free buns. We need the best of the best
(18:47):
hot dog buns. And now this is normally where either
Or would come into play to decide which one of
you is going to give that speech. But as we've
previously discussed, they're busy right now. They're talking to the
gluten free birds so that there isn't like gang violence
in this hot dog stand. And so I would like
both of you. It's a rolling dice. Get a D
twenty there, and whoever has the highest roll is going
(19:09):
to give this speech.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Here, you got one there for you?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, okay, old on, here we go, okay, right, eight, say.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Nine, all right, let's hear your spiel to the GM
about why well, what makes the best hot dog bunon
why it shouldn't be a gluten for you one?
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Well, first of all, sir, it's about tradition. We got
to get rid of all this gluten garbage. When I
was grown up, I didn't know a human that had
a gluten allergy. Now we're changing your restaurant for the one.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Percent over here. We all like fluffy, steamed, delicious fun,
not these small, weak, limp, gross disgusting buns. Take your
gluten eh and take these gluten fools and throw them out.
(20:09):
All right, it's time now to get back to tradition.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And now, Maisonovitch, please roll again your dice so we
can see how effective it is. Are you using a
D twenty? Use the D twenty?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
D twenty? I know D twelve? Rap group? All right,
here we go. O.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The chicks don't even know D D twenty is?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Which one is?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
This?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Is that a pretend it's twenty? Okay, got yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, here we go, and we're rolling.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Seventeen all right, boom, okay, all right. The GM looks
at you, his eyes welling a bit with tears, and
he says, I've been led sob astray. You have the
gluten free birds told me that I was helping victims
of the curse of the Celiac.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Here.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I thought that I was helping some of the most
injured of society. But instead, Maisonovich has opened my eyes.
I've been running an elitist hot dog stand with these
gluten free buns. That's not what we want from the
doghouse grill in Old Town. We are hot dogs of
the people. Misonovich, your speech is very effective. Yes, and
(21:14):
we'll discover tomorrow just what steps the GM has to
take and what happens next. On MMP dn D.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
That's right, ain't nothing bettered and hanging out with the
morning mash pit on Rock ninety five five, I got
Michael on one side.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
On the other, you poor man.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
One thing keeping me sane is Rocky the Rooster.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
He's got money, and I swear he's just gonna drop
some money off from me one day.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Right, We're close, we're friends, we've been we've been close
for like five years.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Giving you that post rooster clarity there point.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Post rooster clarity is the wildest thing you could say.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
During the perge month.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
There's so much that I can say, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Somebody in suburbs like, I know at it?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Why did they talk like that? Someone in the suburbs
is like, I know.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Wait those keywords going at eight am, nine am, ten am,
eleven am, twelve pm. One. You have so many chances
to win a thousand buster Damn did you just don't
count that?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I was gonna see if he was gonna make it there,
But yeah, you got thirteen chances to win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
And we know bills.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
That's a big thing right now, playoff tickets one.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Of those game to not bills.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Fight.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I go on a trip, I can feel the cold
coming in, and I'm like, where am I going this winter?
To save myself away? Rocky help me South.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
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Speaker 3 (22:59):
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what do you got?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh man? That is some good news. I wish all
the news could be this good. But hey, even when
those headlines are bad, according to the corporate shills, you
can just put a positive spin on it, and that
makes everything all right.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Right, right right?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
This three out of four kids, Yeah, four out of four?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, you think Wednesday. I think it's odds. This is
not These pairs tandem skydivers became separated, with one falling
to his death and the other hanging from a tree.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I always I remember these stories of it. Feel like
I always hear one about somebody getting stuck in a tree.
How lucky are you you landed in a bush, a
big bush.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. It turns out that when you jump from thousands
of free it up in the air and then rapidly
descend to earth, it gets dangerous. Argument of her job
leads to fatal stabbing.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Mark Sanchez has.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He's the famous football quarterback. Oh yeah, I remember I
told you about in sports on Monday.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, stabbed a fellow. He got stabbed himself, very drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh oh yeah. Family claims death in blind student was abused.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I don't like that. I hate that. That's my least favorite.
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, we don't know what they were wearing.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Easy, I don't think they do either.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Maritt Bell yourself my god, that's your Dorido's joke of
the day. That is so good.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Teen shot by lifeguard or paralyzed, not dead. His friend
was killed beer before. He's just still paralyzed.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
So we can all of this is.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Just bad news. Bears.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Miss Haley make it better.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
She can't.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Miss Swoots make it better.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
She can distract you a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah she is.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh my god, it's hurts month.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
The new documentary Ozzy No Escape From, now available to
stream on Paramount, has interviews with Ozzy, Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Amy,
and Moore. Also talks to the band and more people
about Ozzy's life. Frock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station
in the morning March Pit.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm very happy Amy did decide to be a part
of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. She likes her privacy.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah. And what we'd like is our Taco Bell. Yes, indubitably,
what we don't like is our Cardio. But what if
we combined them.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I would baja blast off, I would run to a
Taco Bell. I'm not running anywhere.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Afterwards.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You could look at this as a very very very
very very very very very very very very long run
between Taco Bell branches. So Denver is hosting the Taco
Bell fifty k. It's an ultra marathon that combines running
thirty one miles while eating at taco bell nine times
along the route.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Let's make my tummy rumble.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Runners must stop at least nine of the ten taco
bells on the course.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I think I saw this.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think that it's at least like an optional tenth
taco bell.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And I was like, this is fine if I just
get to eat a regular taco soft shell or a
hard shell, No sour cream, give me some extra tomatoes
on there to make me feel healthier.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
But that's not the case. No, there's menu items that
each stop you have to devour.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
By the fourth stop, runners must eat at least one
Chilupa Supreme or cross Jobs.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm crapping my pants. That's it, it's over.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
By the eighth stop, they must have consumed at least
one Burrito Supreme or Nacho's Bell Grande, and they have
to finish in under eleven hours, keep all receipts and
wrappers as proof, and are banned from using performance dancing
drugs or stomach relief medications like a Kepto bismo or
(27:19):
alca celtzer during the.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Race, So you're trying to make me explode. That's what
you want me to do. Yeah, like marathoners already have
accidents while they're running.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
I want to know who started this because they're a
freak and I want to have a great weekend with them.
This is some very specific and creative, sadistic type stuff.
The amount of planning and also just vile intentions you
have to have.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I mean, let's do that.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Around Chicago.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You can throw rocks between taco bells in this area,
so I would much rather do a taco bell saunter.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I think we should do it the taco bell walk.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Can we just do that?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I got it, just a little blunt while you're walking
in between.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
That's what I'm saying. Like, you give me enough weed.
I don't know if I'm finishing it under eleven hours,
but you give me enough weed to get me all day.
I'm doing it.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I'm not running anywhere on weed. I might be sleeping parts.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I want this cravings box.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Have you not worked out high?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It's oh wat?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I go to the gym high like all the time.
It's my preferred method.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
When I get that gummy I'm eating and I'm sleeping.
That is the exact action. Or I might watch a movie.
I've tried gaming high Oh no.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh yeah, you can't game. Know your reaction times terrible,
But if you're weightlifted.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, Yeah, that's what I have to say about the
Taco bell race. My stomach's upset just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh God, imagine a.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Mic she retired quote unquote from performing.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
But you know what we do got We got rush.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Coming in twenty twenty six over at the United Center
for two shows.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
That's coming up in front head.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You got about fifteen twenty minutes until we solicit for that.
It's on the way rock ninety fives.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think that you got quiet because you were incomfident
in your math.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I had to look.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Far enough, fair enough. You will need to get better
at math because we're going to have to compete with
robots in the inevitable.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
They can have that when.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm just going to ask for them.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I just did my my inhale.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Then coming right, there's a calculator.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, I was gonna say, there's already a robot for that.
I have it in my pocket inside my other robots.
This one is with my math okay and my messages. Well,
we know which side you're on in the inevitable.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Robots.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, great news, you guys, we got through the intro. Okay. So,
companies like Joeby Aviation and Archer Aviation are gearing up
for commercial launches of flying taxis in the few years.
Electric vertical takeoff and landing aircraft are engineered to zip
passengers across cities in minutes, skipping traffic and cutting carbon emissions.
(30:18):
I don't know how that's gonna happen. The FAA is
already trying to figure out how to safely allow these
new vehicles to get into and out of busy airport
areas in places like New York and LA.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Would you make if you made them electric? Then would
it help with carbon emissions? I did about you're not
putting gas in electric? I don't know how propulsion works
like that.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, these would just be like a big drone essentially, right,
I've seen I've seen some of these things. There's there's
the what if they fall? What if you crash in
the sky. There's not a lot of coming back for
you at that point, right, do you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Know, taxi drivers drive right now in the non flying
cars and.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You give them space and they got to weave in
between buildings in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
By the way, your life is all writing out risk
in it. Just a normal taxi.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Looking out the looking off our building right here and
just seeing cars flying around through the buildings.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I can imagine, but I don't want to do that cartoon.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I think it's called j Yeah, Jetson.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
We're not even we haven't even ruined Earth yet, and
we're trying to get to Jetson's level technology.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
We're still letting blind ninety year olds drive, so maybe
we have a little work to do still on the ground.
That's before we figure out the air.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
What about fly in road rage? No yikes, just chasing
them into the like the next state, get back here,
I messed. You get wagged at, you get finger wagged
at d this morning.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
But truly though, with the Fa two, that's a lot
more vehicles in the air, and it's like if you
are flying at a certain altitude and they just assume
you are not supposed.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
To be here.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
So the thing that caught my ear was that they're like, oh,
you can only land at airports, like.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, since we have so many air traffic controllers ready
to come, right.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Like, how are we monitoring this? And if I'm in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No, it doesn't say only airports. It just says they're
trying to figure out how to get them into an
out of busy airport area like.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Worse.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Absolutely, I don't want to fly out of an airport
from a flying taxi and I just got off a plane.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
You probably have like hubs like you do with the trains, right,
Like in Grant Park there's an area where there's five
or six flying cars and they just do shots all day,
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, okay, maybe instead just like a rail system, rail system,
we all want the train, give us the train, want
the train. We all took Thailand all we want the trains.
We want the trains. And that's how they get you.
(32:52):
They make you skip around in the technology instead of
doing the obvious ones, and then you're like you're flying
too close to this. You're like, oh, yeah, this cab
driver should be able to fly, and then you just
start killing humans like that. You do the robots work
for them. They win the inevitable human versus the robot war.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War. Have you followed us on social media? We
love connecting with you, talking to you DM and you
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Rock nine five five Chi and mine is at Michael K. Mason. Anyway,
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what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
You're gonna want to stay with mine for a while.
Maybe maybe you follow at Maria Palmer Radio on like
November first.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And who Is Marius is perfect? I'm jealous of Marius?
Why because you got who is Maris? For all the
platforms I have different variations on It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, I think I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
You're Palmer Radio on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's that's the different one. Palmer Radio on Twitter. I
think I'm Tekly Palmer Radio on TikTok too, But it's
just Maria Palmer Radio's name doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Follow us.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
So as we know, if you want a politician to
affect any version of meaningful change, the problem itself has
to affect their lives. Otherwise, I don't care. Luckily politicians
in California. I've just passed a new law regulating the
volume of commercials Booms shown in streaming services.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, this affects all of our lives. So you know,
when you're watching a show and it's at like a
lower volume, maybe it's a really suspenseful moment, and then
they're like oxy clean, get oxy clean right now, that
can't happen anymore.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Or how about this.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You're trying to take a nap, you got the TV
watching you, You're in marathon mode, and then it's just
like have.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Your Brenda McDonald's Like, I worry about my neighbors, Like
I don't want to make noise and stuff, so I'll
get up to go get something in the kitchen. Yeah,
when the show's still on and then it cuts to
a commercial, I'm like, what's so loud in there? I
got to get in and turn it down. It's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Also, I feel like should have been a thing because
we have that regulation on radio right, like our commerci
can only be so loud and processing.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That's because we love you.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's also because we don't want to be fined by
the FCC, but it's mostly love.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I guess the FCC doesn't regulate streaming.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Though I don't know what the FCC does because.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's Internet they would. I think they regulate broadcast radio
and television so interestingly enough that they might not even
have followed.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
The wouldn't count as broadcast TV though even though it's streaming.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I don't know. We'd have to look it up.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
None of it makes any sense. It all goes against
our freedom of speech. They're not even like a government
like thing. They're just a third party that we've decided
to listen to for some reason. I mean, is what
someone would say if they didn't love the FCC.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
But big fans of the FCC, big fans of giant corporations,
and the paychecks that they dole out to us every week,
well every two weeks if we're lucky.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Don't find us doesn't regulate Netflix, Hulu, Spotify, but still
regulate streaming on NBCCBS ABC. So you are right, Mares,
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I know you're right.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
We are there.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Who quite the tickets we have today eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty If you want to see Rush, they're
coming back to the United Center. We got the tickets
for you.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I let's see their new drummer Ami cu mmmmm oh,
Michael's ready for fun to the head them guns ready
them NERF guns.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
That's right, I have no real guns.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
We go, Michael.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay, it's Fun to the Head time. You're gonna play
some trivia with us. Answer some questions, take one of
us hostage, and and and and we're getting shot with
NERF guns. Uh so make sure your caller ten eight four,
four nine fifty Michael the number.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Hey for four nine five five, that's be color ten.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Now and now Fun to the Head on Rocked. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Are we speaking with Roly?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Great?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Great to see you, Raleigh.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's always a pleasure to have you on the show
because you've played Fun to the Head before.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Right, I have not played this game.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
You haven't, first timer for Raleigh. Huh, Karen, We're gonna
re explain these rules really quick. You, my good man,
are gonna answer some trivia questions. Take one of us hostage.
We can provide you a save, and we're getting shot
with NERF tards if we get any of the questions wrong.
Up for grabs today, rush tickets? All right, All right,
(37:56):
now you have to make a decision. Who do you
want to take hostage myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I'm thanking you. Okay, right, gather passing guns around the road.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
These guns have been zipping some. Zip my hoodie up
and try to protect myself. No, Raleigh, No, I don't
want to get shot today.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
No, Raley, like your heads. This is good, This is good.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Question number one, what does fb I stand for? Yep,
like the FBI?
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Four three? Are you not using to save.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
And fish save?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Okay, it's a Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yes it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, it's okay.
Mara's got you one. You're gonna redeem yourself now. I
can just tell Okay, Raleigh, what is the largest planet
in our solar system?
Speaker 6 (39:18):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Rally, so what you up to right now? My guy?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Hey, what is that noise in the background.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Blowing air? I like that you're being honest. This is good,
probably calling us grammer, very good. It doesn't get more
morning than that. Not your regular my guy. So the
largest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Four three two?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
It is not Saturn? Maybe I call it this morning?
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (40:02):
You really?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
That put some of Mikey's parts to shame. It was good,
and it was on a phone and it was in
the background, so we cut through to the airwaves, these
airwaves smelling a little different now, sorry, okay, all right, Rally, Yeah,
what movie features the line you can't handle the truth?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Jack Nicholton Movie.
Speaker 11 (40:32):
Five, Let's Push a little harder? Three, two, one, A
few good men? Oh man, that is the title.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So he liked the cubs has to get everything right
from here on that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
When you just blow it? All right?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
One more? Just one more? Oh wait?
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Okay, all right, but yeah, he's got two wrongs. You
got one?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh yeah, yes, correct.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
More?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, Raleigh, who is the author of the Lord of
the Rings?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I do not know that.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
You want to take a guess here?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Try I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
I don't I don't. I haven't seen any of those.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
All right, that's okay, Yeah, I wouldn't have got that either, Raleigh.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
The answer would be J R. R. Are are token?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I can't say this hasn't been entertaining, been incredible. You
didn't get the rush tickets. They are coming to the
United Center twice next year. What we are are going
to send you is some napkins and toilet papers.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
You sound like you need.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Dude wipes up in here.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I gotta say that's the first for me?
Speaker 8 (42:13):
Is it that hole?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
My God? Well done to make me the butt of
the Oh fun to the head.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
We'll be back tomorrow with more tickets to see Rush
your next chance with Clinger.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Today, I tore my breeches so so on some stitches
ran out of rhymes for Jack.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
You there's an online debate going on right now. Imagine
that you're in a restaurant. There's a shrieking baby at
another table, and you ask the mother if she can
quiet her kid. Now, Marris, we have a little audio
from inside the restaurant.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
Here's the audio for this gentleman here is telling me
to tell my eight months old to stop screaming.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Because he has stive ears.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I know him now, but he's an adult. He can leave,
and he chooses not to leave. He's choosing me to
tell me to take my baby out.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
In case you didn't hear it, it's an eight month
old baby.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Which should be at home that is screeching, just insaid,
streaming out.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
The screaming does suck. Yeah, But also like, I don't know,
are we not picking and choosing our public confrontations anymore?
We're just going up to moms with kids and bean
like Hey, your kid's loud.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
She knows, and the I think the other part about
it is you I can hear another kid there playing.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
She's juggling too and trying to eat. Leave her alone
also give sensitive ears. I guess, like you should stay
home and not be out in public. That's post guess
what happened when you go outside sounds there's nices out
there from other living things. I mean, like, I get
the frustration, certainly when I am sitting down and I
want to eat some lunch. I don't want a screaming
kid in my ear. But I don't then like look
(44:11):
up and think, but this is inconveniencing me. So I'm
gonna make this about myself.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Right. My first question is what is the restaurant? We
don't know that for sure. Was it, like Kudoba wrote,
was it a nice sit down restaurant, because that makes
a little bit of it.
Speaker 12 (44:25):
If he's approaching her, then it's gotta be like yeah, yeah.
And if that's the case, what do you expect exactly? Also,
take your kids home if they're being crazy. I don't
care how old they are, they could be fifteen. Get
them out of the restaurant. Here's the thing of it
for me, that's a happy baby.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah that sounds that's said.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
That wasn't crying upset baby.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's a baby that's generally happy to be doing whatever
they're doing. I'm not disrupting that because trying to get
a happy baby in public to stay happy for thirty
minutes is a task in itself.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Also, why not offer help? Like? Why is our first instinct?
You're doing something wrong because your baby is screaming and
now you need to get out of here. How about
you were watching a woman juggling two children. One's being
a little louder than you want. Maybe be like some cookies, right,
but every place cookies, I scream something like I don't
help the situation.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
And honestly, you walk up with cookies for a loud
baby and the baby is now quiet because they're playing
with slash trying to eat cookie.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You win that situation.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, it's either that or better drill so will work great.
It's not want to carry on better drill cookies with me?
I would be a drill baby. Ninety five fifty? What
did you do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
What you're doing in this situation? Are you leaving? Are
you moving your table? So you're further away from the situation.
Are you confronting the mother.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
To go bag? Probably what I do. I'm not confronting
a mamgling kids, exactly.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
I'm probably just leaving.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I also would get super annoyed if that cat is
going on. That was a very high pitch. It was.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
It was. It was a very good screech in these headphones.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh we're not going to do a sit here and
pretending that isn't ridiculously annoying. And I am a little
surprised as someone that has had a small I haven't
had an eight month old that I've been in charge of,
but a four year old during a tantrument in a restaurant,
I took her outside because I didn't want to bother
anyone else. But that's but if someone had come up
to me and told me to do that, then guess
what I'm sitting my ass.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Right eight four ninety five fifty Text us and let
us know what you would do. Ninety five minutes. Commercial
free is next? It is It is text time here
rack ninety five five. Michael you ready, I'm ready, Let's.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Go eight for fifty. You could text us here on
the Morning show on the morning mosh pit or all
day here in the studio for Walt Clinger Pat get
a hold of anybody, chap Axemen Chappy actionment on the
weekend from the seven seventh three, Would you guys consider
an annual old golf outing? Yes? I think that would
(47:02):
be amazing. I hope our sales department is listening because
we would love that. We're actually talking about it off
the air. It would be so much fun to go out,
have drinks, hit golf balls. I know how to drive
a golf cart. There you go, bro, I know how
to drink. I know how to hit things with a
golf club.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
I mean you finished that statement.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Again? Eight four fifty get your text in. Let's go
out here. Replying to the screaming kid in the restaurant. Basically,
there's a baby and was making a bunch of noise
in a restaurant. A guy asked the mom to take
the baby out. We disagreed and agreed in certain aspects.
Someone just responded says, eat the baby like that, bastard.
(47:46):
That's a baby.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Genius is a solution that we didn't even consider.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
See, and that's why we asked you to text y.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Thank you Deep fry it. Let's see here. I don't
have the numbers here, so that's okay.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Someone else says, I don't know what we are talking
about because I only came in when you said to call.
So whatever we're talking about, no.
Speaker 10 (48:10):
Good.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
This is one of your friends.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
The way they listen it must be Also reminder, texting
is optional.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
You don't have to say something, Oh boy, they're coming
for me. If Michael thinks an eight month old should
be at home, I said, yeah, take the baby home
if it's loud. That's all I said. He needs to
realize that babies are not houseplants. They're portable. Who says
house plants aren't portable?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Maybe you should take your house plant house if you know.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Can I bring those rush tickets or can I please
get those rush tickets? Since I lost three hundred dollars
betting on Detroit listening to Marris and Maria.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, Wow, you bet you made the
wrong bet. We didn't tell you to bet on the game.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
We didn't know it was going to rain. We would
have picked the Mariners for yesterday because they are the
water type and tigers are the land type.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Are you making this Pokemon kind of Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
That would be grass type though I think right technically
I myself am grass type and.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Like a schmirker. Hey, speaking of that, we got a
text about that thank you says if you all, if
you smoke before the gym, smoke in the parking lot,
not at home, or you'll forget to go.
Speaker 6 (49:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Also, I don't want to drive high, so yes, that's
what I do.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Hey guys, it's not the fall that kills you. It's
a sudden stop at the end. All right, what I
don't know? I don't know where that was coming from.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Oh the sky diving.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Oh hey, I got a scary ghost story for Michael. Yeah,
we're talking about do you believe in ghost were talking
about stuff like that. Today the Cubs look like a
ghostly team, not even on the field. Oh my listen,
I don't disagree with that. I was just rude. Let's
help the ghosts show or let's hope they show up tonight. Uh,
let's see you're one more. Haven't bought a video game
for myself since House of the Dead three for the
(49:48):
original Xbox Wow, Because you were saying, Marris, you buy
what like five to eight year.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I buy so many games throughout the but it's not
I'm not paying full price unless it's something I really want,
so gotcha.
Speaker 12 (49:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Also the time commitment alone, huh? All right?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Ay for four nine fifty get your text in anytime.
That's eight four four five boomy boop, beat bop.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
This one's for Wrigley. You gotta get a little better.
Let's go, you gotta get them ready for today. Let's
go pearl jam with dark Matter as we are much
commercial free.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I like pearl jelly myself in this bottle of Stevens,
awakens ain't shen feelings?
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I would awaken feelings meet too, a bottle of Stephens?
How did you get all those Stephens into that bottle?
Did you shrink the Stevens or is it a very
very large bottle? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (50:46):
It was a beautiful stream of conscience, Maria, well done.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
A stream of.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Conscious Nice. That's what I said. You're right.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
What did y'all hear cons We heard no, we heard consciousness.
You said it right?
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Thank you much on.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Maris is never wrong, Maria is never wrong. Michael is
never right, damn it. And here we are job for
that one. Yeah, buddy, boys, we did it, We did
we got through another show.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I do want to run our lovely listeners that we
have the walkie talk back that's always available. We do
get busy sometimes and there's not enough adderall in this world,
but when we do get them, we love to hear
from you. So I always hit that red microphone button
on the Heart radio app and we'll play your messages.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Like this one.
Speaker 10 (51:44):
Hey Michael Morrison, Maria, it's your favorite Assietyay, it's a
special day today and I don't usually ask this, but
right now it's my birthday, so you can wish me
happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
That will make my day. So I just got home
from seeing previous training of aries. You'll love it, Maris,
you absolutely love it anyway. Yeah, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Thank you well. Happy birthday man, Monday.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I'm three. I'm three on three, riding one two three birthday.
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
I'm excited about tront Oh, they say after the happy
birth registry register.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I don't want to know what kind of excited for
tron you are, sorry, Mikey.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
What In Australia, After they sing the birthday song, they
do hip hit hooray, Hip hit hooray, hip hooray three times.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Okay, hooray, hooray, hooray, Okay. Birthday. I love how versed
you are on Australian.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I hate up my buddy Australian and knows everything about Australia.
So let me give him a happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Make agp to you.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Good all fun and games, but this afternoon is gonna
be ten very tense baseball.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah eight game time for me? When's it too? Oh?
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, yeah, locked in.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
I've locked in. I've been anxious all morning about this.
Me too, same. Oh I haven't taken my medicine yet.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
That's why marias Maria specifically, could you go in how
you feel right now going into this game?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Like I said, anxious, I really want the Cubs to
be able to come back and beat these Brewers. I
also want the Tigers to be able to come back
and beat these Mariners. So, you know, worried about the Cobs.
They're a really good.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Team, Tigers Cubs World Series.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
But Brewers are also a very good team. I'm not
really so worried about the Tigers, even though maybe after
yesterday I should be. But I do think that they're
going to ultimately prevail over the Mariners.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah series, Yeah, and they're going to even Cubs are
going to get a win today.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yeah, Cubs are going to go three and oh but
could you imagine for a second, because your series is
better than ours, if the Tigers beat them, or beat
the Mariners at home, and then go back in Game
five to Seattle, a place where they haven't won a
playoff game in twenty four years, and just smoke them.
I just want to see all my friends cries. So
that would be fun for me. One game at a time.
They're so excited in Seattle, one game at a time,
(54:14):
and we're excited here Cubs game Day. I mean, it's
the best time of year, the beginning of a three
run winning stretch for the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
We hope fingers crossed they got it right.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
It's happened ten times in MLB history, most recently in
twenty twenty one with the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It can happen, And if any team has a winning
record of these kinds of things, c
Hey, Maris, Hey Maris, thanks for turning the mic. Somebody
really kind of you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, you know, I thought we were just gonna talk
behind the scenes for a second. Get some final prep, man. Yeah,
make sure we're all ready to go. Make sure the
team's ready.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's good. Yeah, we are the morning Master. We have
our stuff together today as much as we do any
other day. On Rocking ninety five to five. My name's
Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm Marius, I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
He made it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What's happening, Michael, I was gonna say, speaking of teams, ready, Oh,
big day. It is a big day, big day for
the Cubs. Big baseball playoffs going on. Marris, how you
feeling like your hat? By the way, thank you. It's
a bright orange Detroit Tiger's.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hat is a very bright orange hat.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I thought you guys would win that game.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I didn't think we were gonna win yesterday you were
back home. Yeah, and Detroite is such an amazing team.
There was a three hour delay, but that was weird.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's gonna be wild. We got like twelve hours of
baseball today.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Sound the Yankees won. Oh okay, Yankees finally beat the
Blue Jays.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, we knew that was going to happen.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Maridicted Maria's predicted.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I am surprised the Tigers lost yesterday too, because again
game on land Mariners water.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
They tried to drown out that game. Yeah, that three
hour range.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Won. See, this is the detail I needed. Okay, well
that changes everything you saw.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You were paying attention though, right, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Just reminding you about the rain delay.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, and today the Cubs are going to turn it around.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Listen if the Cup, could you imagine what this town
would be like if the Cubs even win two of these,
just two in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Uh, Milwaukee would burn for that third or fifth game
if the Cubs get.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
To Yeah, the Milwaukee I mean, I hate to say it,
but dude, they're a good team.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
They are.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They're a good team. They are for being brewers. You know, the.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Drunk today because it's going to be wild the regularly
brewery hours are crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I mean, you really are.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
How you doing both? But they're figuring it out, beating
up on those Bears.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Rush tickets today we got rush tickets and fun to
the head.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
We also got a flyaway that you're going to get
qualified for with M M P.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
D and D.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Morning, marsh pit, Dungeons and dragons. We've got our second
day of our journey that we're approaching today.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's very off brand dungeons and dragons. It's as much
dungeons and dragons as we can do in like five minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Are we calling it diet or are we going with light?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Fly?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Choose it's diet light D and D D D D
L D and D m MP.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
My goodness, MP, come along on the ride with us.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
There's so many letters.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Come at all. Weather, Yes, weather is next. A little
chili out there.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh bolly, a little chili hard n but a big pepper.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Who Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It'll ruin the surprise here's weather. Especially if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Even when you give us the weather forecast, it's still
a surprise. Bro, What's gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
At four o'clock in the afternoon, I'm looking out the window,
going did I get there right today?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Check?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And the answer is no.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Let's hope it didn't change, because damn it, it can change.
This morning, by the way, a chili morning, probably the
coldest morning we've had in months. I actually kind of
wish as I was walking in today that I wore
a coat chili. Well, Maria was getting her finger fingers
wagged adder while driving to work. Did you have the
windows down? When were you windows your window? Both? Everybody
(03:55):
windows up even though you're getting the finger or the
waggy finger, not the middle finger, and you're not getting it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Somebody find me with the middle finger. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What this person was driving slow?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They were doing twenty in a thirty and then and
then as if that wasn't offensive enough, when we had
to merge onto the highway, they didn't up their speed,
and at that point that's unsafe. So I tried to
get around him.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You do like that.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was trying around him, and so then he cut
me off and so that I flashed my lights at
him and I was like.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
And then I drove around him and I like, look
over because I'm like, what are you doing? Trying to
give him the face? You know the face?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wagging his like index finger at me. I'm like, at
least give me a middle finger.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Much less of an f you and a lot more
of a young lady.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He was like thirty, Oh, whoa yeah. No, this was
not an old Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I was expecting pop pop out on the river.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
He was one of those square cars, you know what
I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
About, the rental ones.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, no, no, c yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Oh yeah, well yeah, so yeah. If you like effect
clouds today, plenty of sunshine overall, temperatures just popping out
at sixty two degrees tonight, overnight clear getting drop into
the thirties. Here we go, windows cracked.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You know, I don't like it because it's gonna warm
up again at the end of the week and my
HVAC system is going to commit suicide.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
No, that's fine, that's fine. They're built for this in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Hey, let's take the wind while we got it. It's
nice out, and let's.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Take the show on the road.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Little satur Drank, I tell you where to join us
next on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Bush on Rock.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It is the morning marsh pit Maria during the month
of the Purge.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Should we go through the band names as well? At
some point in time, I.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Know the song says the songs are infinite list of chaos, Stabbing, Westward.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Weezer, Oh my God, pearl a Jam.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, it's not great smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Hey, let me see a pumpkin. You know what I
want to be for Halloween is a Peter Peter pumpkin eater.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh gosh? And is your friends going to be a pumpkin?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Indeed, Michael's just walking around with orange pain on it
and like running down the front of my shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
We just got pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm with her, and again I'm with the jack of
answer one hold, oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Anyway, that's not what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Come tell jokes with us and have fun this uh well,
not this weekend, but I guess a couple of weekends
out at scratch kitchen, a public a house.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Don't stop and think it's sad or drink.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Bye, I challenged her right before we went on the air.
I go, how fast do you come up with the song?
Fair enough? Jing jingles are happening, Yeah to new lows.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
We'll sink on sad or drink that's true.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Don't challenge her like that.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Forest Park, Illinois, seventy five oh five Madison Street in.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Forest Park, right in downtown is going to be the
after party for the casket race.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm bringing my keyboard.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yes, please, Yeah, and we'll give her a couple of
margaritas and you can really see what happens.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And there unless the issue. I've really been holding back
with the keyboard these last few and I've decided I
need to stop doing that because like it was fun
because the first couple were just to meet you, and
we like you, dear Listener and I were just so
excited to see each other in person that it kind
didn't matter if there was any version of performance. We
were like, Hi, you're here, and I'm here, and there's
drinks and let's do that. And now I'm like, no, no, no,
(07:40):
we gotta give them a show.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I can't give that away. Surprise listen, drink. Nope, stop
and think sad or drink to do those, we'll think
I'm sad or drink.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't remember anything from songs, that's right, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You'll learn, I know, if you've seen the movie Forgetting
Sarah Marshall, You'll know exactly which song I'm going to perform.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But it's just gonna be fun because the casket race
always just tons of fun. Start to get nine, you
still register at explore Forestpark dot com.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Noh, so we're getting drunk in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, nice day drinking.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's it's going to be fun because we don't have
to look at ourselves and go do we need to
be off tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
No, it's just Sunday. The next day is Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, and you know we haven't told them what time
it is. It is twelve thirty to two thirty. Oh,
I've all been five to seven and we'll be there
until six pm.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Probably just hang out.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This may be the one that I actually uber too,
so I mean yeah, yeah, good food too. I got
a review for Scratch Kitchen. Can I give you a review? Yes,
this was a five star. I just saw.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
This place has the most innovative burgers and sides I've
had in a long time. Come out Sunday for a game.
There open and have told me it's not very busy
and you can get right up to the bar. Good
place to watch the bears.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Elly Scratch publics.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yes, Horst Park. Look at that mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
They can't see it right now.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
They got Noon Whistle brewing too.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I love the fan, I love the.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Noon Whistle guys. They've done it Thursday with you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, we've done other parties there too.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Whistle Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh that's nice. Park House, Yeah that is the name. Anyway,
we'll see you on sad of drink.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's time to dork out.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Some research team out there researching playing habits buying habits,
has found out that there's a big part of the
gaming population that's only buying one to two games a year.
Yeah me' attributing it to like, you buy your Madden
every year, you buy your FC, you buy your double A,
(10:09):
whatever it is, that's your one game you buy every year.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I want to meet these people.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
In your midst we're here.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
What's your one game you buy every year?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Like, I don't have like a re up You mean
like a subscription kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, I understand the subscription.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's just that when I get a game, I want
to play that game. So like Halo, I played for
three years straight before I played anything else.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
And I fully understand that.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I buy five games a year. Bro, I thought you're
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
A week, So five reasonable number, But they also vary
in length. Some you can beat in ten hours, some
I'm just taking my time puttering around.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
And then other games I am all in like FC.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'll play mixed in with Pokemon or Kirby or Donkey
Kong and just kind of give myself a nice little
buffet of gaming on a regular basis. I like that
going around to Arcade. But if you're so locked in,
you're only buying one game and you're not wasting money
like me, I gotta we gotta talk.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I just have a different hobby money.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I like the immersion in the universe. It's like, for me,
it's not just about winning the game or beating whatever level.
It's also like just so.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You're one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, you like to do every quest, every goal, find
everything and knock.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It out, and then when it's done, I like to
travel around the world without any of the enemies and
enjoy that universe.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I just want the world I can run around in.
I'm not gonna win any game. When I beat a game,
beating any question, I'm done. That game gets folded up,
put to the side until the new DLC comes out
downloadable contact. Can I steal cars and run from cops? Okay,
yeah that's all I want to do.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, I'm blown away.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, these are old friends to me. They're not just
video like Skyrim's a whole world, Halo's a whole world,
Dynasty Warriors.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Double O seven. Where am I boy is at?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's England.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's sixty four. Yeah, I just didn't know. I thought
everybody was out here like, oh, new game, nude game,
new game, new game. I mean, I'd love to. I
feel like it's expensive.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
It is, yeah, and I wait till they go on sale.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, see, you play games more. I just like I've
been trying to get a switch. I want to get
one because I want to play Mario Kart, I want
to play the new Tony Hawk and stuff. Yeah, I
just don't have time, so it would end up sitting
there like my we did.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
When I'm making time.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Pokemon's coming out next week, and I just started playing
the old one just to kind of start remembering names
and tactics and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
And I was sitting there yesterday. Two hours later, I.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Was like, a favorite game ever, Maris.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Ooh, Horizon Forbidden West, Okay, I never heard. Yeah, it's
a it's a it's post apocalyptic game.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
They sent robots to re tear the earth. The robots
got a virus and now they're extremely violent.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Towards humans.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That's cool. You're trying to get the robots to act right.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You're saying it's a human versus robot.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Or actively yes?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Actively yes?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hey eight four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, wow are you good? My guy?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You are a robot virus.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Let me know if you buy more than one game
a year or what? How many games do you buy
in a year?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
How would you like five K to investigate paranormal activity
in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I could buy more video games.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Rookie numbers up.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It is the Morning mosh Pit and we are minutes
away for mmp D indeed Morning mosh Pit Dungeons and Dragons,
and we want you to be the part or either
or where you join us in the game. Eight four
four ninety five fifty. You've got a chance to get
qualified for a Vegas five way to see sticks.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, what you got, Maria?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay? So the Las Vegas l Cortes Hotel and Casino
is offering a ghost hunter five thousand dollars to spend
a weekend investigating paranormal activity at the historic property. To
be clear, when I say a ghost hunter, it's not
like they haven't picked out. You could be that ghost hunter,
dear listener. The casino. It opened at nineteen forty one.
(14:21):
It's the longest running hotel casino in Vegas. It's got
decades of reported hauntings, including shadowy figures and phantom footsteps
and setting cold spots. Definitely couldn't be a vent. The winner.
We'll check into the El Cortez for a weekend stay
in early December, So you have to go to Vegas
in December and explore the casino's oldest and eeriest corners.
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Equipped with ghost hunting gear like EMF meters, EVP recorders,
thermal sensors, and specialized flashlights. They're asked to capture photos
or videos of any spooky findings, keep journal their experiences, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So they're giving you everything that you need yep, and
then they're gonna pay you five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay, I mean sign me up. This place looks terrifying,
by the way, look at pictures right now.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
It is oh yeah, since forty one.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah. Crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
My thing is we are assuming here that the ghosts
are present and therefore real, and if I'm messing with
a supernatural, I'm not doing that for less than six figures.
You're talking about soul stuff like, this is not five
thousand dollars, right, My god.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You guys think things are haunted. You believe in ghosts?
No we ever talked about really, you don't at all interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I do only because I've seen something really.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was right after my knee surgery and I'm just
they gave me tailana. You can't get any real drugs anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
So.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Ghost maybe it was the Tailand it's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Probably been about three a day, three and I probably
slept about two hours each day intermittently, and I'm just
laying in bed in pain, rolling over and I.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Rolled to the side and I see this thing.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's just a human eating popcorn, watching me sleep, and
then he phases away like star trek, and I was like, I.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Need to get up.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All I got, I got my crutches, and I was like, Ama,
can we can we go check in on a doctor
because I need somethin medication to go to sleep psychotic?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, So something was going on, and like I've never
seen anything else in there since, but that just that
threw me for a loop.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Text Us Your ghost Stories eight four four n ninety
five fifty. I totally go do this stree kidding. When
I went to Austin, Texas, I stayed in a haunted hotel.
It was fun. Yeah. I think they just screw with
the people in the hotel. Yeah, slamming doors and stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
There's also D and D coming up eight four four
ninety fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sail ah. Yes, this is perfect recap music for MMP,
D and D.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Well now, well, now you want real recap music.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yesterday on MMP, D and D, Marius Maisonovich and Either
Or pulled up to the Doghouse Grill in Old Town
to find the perfect hot dog bun to assemble the
perfect hot dog. Unfortunately, the gluten freebirds were inside entrancing
the GM, trying to convince him that they should carry
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only gluten free buns. Oh no, terrible texture, terrible unless
you have a course of the Celiac. It's unacceptable, it's stupid.
And so, in order to break the trance that the
gluten free birds had on the GM, Marius decided to
grab a wet rug after either Or had cast a
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spell that bounced right off the gluten free birds and
hit a soda fountain and then the soda fountain pured
onto the rug made wet, and then you slapped the
gluten free birds dam straight with that rug and therefore
broke the trance the gluten free birds had on the GM.
And so today either or is a little busy right
(18:25):
now they're distracting the gluten free birds while you, dear Marius,
and you Masonovich, oh, I'm ready now have the task
of speaking with the GM and convincing him that no, no, no,
this is not the move to make switching to only
gluten free buns. We need the best of the best
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hot dog buns. And now this is normally where either
Or would come into play to decide which one of
you is going to give that speech. But as we've
previously discussed, they're busy right now. They're talking to the
gluten free birds so that there isn't like gang violence
in this hot dog stand. And so I would like
both of you. It's a rolling dice. Get a D
twenty there, and whoever has the highest roll is going
(19:09):
to give this speech.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Here, you got one there for you?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, okay, old on, here we go, okay, right, eight, say.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Nine, all right, let's hear your spiel to the GM
about why well, what makes the best hot dog bunon
why it shouldn't be a gluten for you one?
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Well, first of all, sir, it's about tradition. We got
to get rid of all this gluten garbage. When I
was grown up, I didn't know a human that had
a gluten allergy. Now we're changing your restaurant for the one.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Percent over here. We all like fluffy, steamed, delicious fun,
not these small, weak, limp, gross disgusting buns. Take your
gluten eh and take these gluten fools and throw them out.
(20:09):
All right, it's time now to get back to tradition.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And now, Maisonovitch, please roll again your dice so we
can see how effective it is. Are you using a
D twenty? Use the D twenty?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
D twenty? I know D twelve? Rap group? All right,
here we go. O.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The chicks don't even know D D twenty is?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Which one is?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
This?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Is that a pretend it's twenty? Okay, got yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, here we go, and we're rolling.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Seventeen all right, boom, okay, all right. The GM looks
at you, his eyes welling a bit with tears, and
he says, I've been led sob astray. You have the
gluten free birds told me that I was helping victims
of the curse of the Celiac.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Here.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I thought that I was helping some of the most
injured of society. But instead, Maisonovich has opened my eyes.
I've been running an elitist hot dog stand with these
gluten free buns. That's not what we want from the
doghouse grill in Old Town. We are hot dogs of
the people. Misonovich, your speech is very effective. Yes, and
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we'll discover tomorrow just what steps the GM has to
take and what happens next. On MMP dn D.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
That's right, ain't nothing bettered and hanging out with the
morning mash pit on Rock ninety five five, I got
Michael on one side.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
On the other, you poor man.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I know.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
One thing keeping me sane is Rocky the Rooster.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
He's got money, and I swear he's just gonna drop
some money off from me one day.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Right, We're close, we're friends, we've been we've been close
for like five years.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Giving you that post rooster clarity there point.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Post rooster clarity is the wildest thing you could say.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
During the perge month.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
There's so much that I can say, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Somebody in suburbs like, I know at it?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Why did they talk like that? Someone in the suburbs
is like, I know.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Wait those keywords going at eight am, nine am, ten am,
eleven am, twelve pm. One. You have so many chances
to win a thousand buster Damn did you just don't
count that?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I was gonna see if he was gonna make it there,
But yeah, you got thirteen chances to win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
And we know bills.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
That's a big thing right now, playoff tickets one.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Of those game to not bills.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Fight.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I go on a trip, I can feel the cold
coming in, and I'm like, where am I going this winter?
To save myself away? Rocky help me South.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You can get all that done in an hour with
the next keyword from our favorite god, Rooster.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Rock twenty five Chicagos Rocks Station. Your chance at rush
tickets for fun to the head coming up right now? Maria,
what do you got?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh man? That is some good news. I wish all
the news could be this good. But hey, even when
those headlines are bad, according to the corporate shills, you
can just put a positive spin on it, and that
makes everything all right.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Right, right right?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
This three out of four kids, Yeah, four out of four?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, you think Wednesday. I think it's odds. This is
not These pairs tandem skydivers became separated, with one falling
to his death and the other hanging from a tree.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I always I remember these stories of it. Feel like
I always hear one about somebody getting stuck in a tree.
How lucky are you you landed in a bush, a
big bush.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. It turns out that when you jump from thousands
of free it up in the air and then rapidly
descend to earth, it gets dangerous. Argument of her job
leads to fatal stabbing.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Mark Sanchez has.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
He's the famous football quarterback. Oh yeah, I remember I
told you about in sports on Monday.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, stabbed a fellow. He got stabbed himself, very drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh oh yeah. Family claims death in blind student was abused.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I don't like that. I hate that. That's my least favorite.
I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, we don't know what they were wearing.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Easy, I don't think they do either.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Maritt Bell yourself my god, that's your Dorido's joke of
the day. That is so good.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Teen shot by lifeguard or paralyzed, not dead. His friend
was killed beer before. He's just still paralyzed.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
So we can all of this is.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Just bad news. Bears.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Miss Haley make it better.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
She can't.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Miss Swoots make it better.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
She can distract you a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah she is.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh my god, it's hurts month.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
The new documentary Ozzy No Escape From, now available to
stream on Paramount, has interviews with Ozzy, Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Amy,
and Moore. Also talks to the band and more people
about Ozzy's life. Frock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station
in the morning March Pit.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm very happy Amy did decide to be a part
of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. She likes her privacy.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah. And what we'd like is our Taco Bell. Yes, indubitably,
what we don't like is our Cardio. But what if
we combined them.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
I would baja blast off, I would run to a
Taco Bell. I'm not running anywhere.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Afterwards.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You could look at this as a very very very
very very very very very very very very long run
between Taco Bell branches. So Denver is hosting the Taco
Bell fifty k. It's an ultra marathon that combines running
thirty one miles while eating at taco bell nine times
along the route.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Let's make my tummy rumble.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Runners must stop at least nine of the ten taco
bells on the course.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I think I saw this.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think that it's at least like an optional tenth
taco bell.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And I was like, this is fine if I just
get to eat a regular taco soft shell or a
hard shell, No sour cream, give me some extra tomatoes
on there to make me feel healthier.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
But that's not the case. No, there's menu items that
each stop you have to devour.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
By the fourth stop, runners must eat at least one
Chilupa Supreme or cross Jobs.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm crapping my pants. That's it, it's over.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
By the eighth stop, they must have consumed at least
one Burrito Supreme or Nacho's Bell Grande, and they have
to finish in under eleven hours, keep all receipts and
wrappers as proof, and are banned from using performance dancing
drugs or stomach relief medications like a Kepto bismo or
(27:19):
alca celtzer during the.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Race, So you're trying to make me explode. That's what
you want me to do. Yeah, like marathoners already have
accidents while they're running.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
I want to know who started this because they're a
freak and I want to have a great weekend with them.
This is some very specific and creative, sadistic type stuff.
The amount of planning and also just vile intentions you
have to have.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I mean, let's do that.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Around Chicago.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You can throw rocks between taco bells in this area,
so I would much rather do a taco bell saunter.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I think we should do it the taco bell walk.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Can we just do that?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I got it, just a little blunt while you're walking
in between.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
That's what I'm saying. Like, you give me enough weed.
I don't know if I'm finishing it under eleven hours,
but you give me enough weed to get me all day.
I'm doing it.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I'm not running anywhere on weed. I might be sleeping parts.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I want this cravings box.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Have you not worked out high?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
It's oh wat?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I go to the gym high like all the time.
It's my preferred method.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
When I get that gummy I'm eating and I'm sleeping.
That is the exact action. Or I might watch a movie.
I've tried gaming high Oh no.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh yeah, you can't game. Know your reaction times terrible,
But if you're weightlifted.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, Yeah, that's what I have to say about the
Taco bell race. My stomach's upset just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh God, imagine a.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Mic she retired quote unquote from performing.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
But you know what we do got We got rush.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Coming in twenty twenty six over at the United Center
for two shows.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
That's coming up in front head.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You got about fifteen twenty minutes until we solicit for that.
It's on the way rock ninety fives.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think that you got quiet because you were incomfident
in your math.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I had to look.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Far enough, fair enough. You will need to get better
at math because we're going to have to compete with
robots in the inevitable.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
They can have that when.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm just going to ask for them.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I just did my my inhale.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Then coming right, there's a calculator.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, I was gonna say, there's already a robot for that.
I have it in my pocket inside my other robots.
This one is with my math okay and my messages. Well,
we know which side you're on in the inevitable.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Robots.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, great news, you guys, we got through the intro. Okay. So,
companies like Joeby Aviation and Archer Aviation are gearing up
for commercial launches of flying taxis in the few years.
Electric vertical takeoff and landing aircraft are engineered to zip
passengers across cities in minutes, skipping traffic and cutting carbon emissions.
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I don't know how that's gonna happen. The FAA is
already trying to figure out how to safely allow these
new vehicles to get into and out of busy airport
areas in places like New York and LA.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Would you make if you made them electric? Then would
it help with carbon emissions? I did about you're not
putting gas in electric? I don't know how propulsion works
like that.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, these would just be like a big drone essentially, right,
I've seen I've seen some of these things. There's there's
the what if they fall? What if you crash in
the sky. There's not a lot of coming back for
you at that point, right, do you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Know, taxi drivers drive right now in the non flying
cars and.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You give them space and they got to weave in
between buildings in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
By the way, your life is all writing out risk
in it. Just a normal taxi.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Looking out the looking off our building right here and
just seeing cars flying around through the buildings.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I can imagine, but I don't want to do that cartoon.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
I think it's called j Yeah, Jetson.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
We're not even we haven't even ruined Earth yet, and
we're trying to get to Jetson's level technology.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
We're still letting blind ninety year olds drive, so maybe
we have a little work to do still on the ground.
That's before we figure out the air.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
What about fly in road rage? No yikes, just chasing
them into the like the next state, get back here,
I messed. You get wagged at, you get finger wagged
at d this morning.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
But truly though, with the Fa two, that's a lot
more vehicles in the air, and it's like if you
are flying at a certain altitude and they just assume
you are not supposed.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
To be here.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
So the thing that caught my ear was that they're like, oh,
you can only land at airports, like.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, since we have so many air traffic controllers ready
to come, right.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Like, how are we monitoring this? And if I'm in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No, it doesn't say only airports. It just says they're
trying to figure out how to get them into an
out of busy airport area like.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Worse.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Absolutely, I don't want to fly out of an airport
from a flying taxi and I just got off a plane.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
You probably have like hubs like you do with the trains, right,
Like in Grant Park there's an area where there's five
or six flying cars and they just do shots all day,
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, okay, maybe instead just like a rail system, rail system,
we all want the train, give us the train, want
the train. We all took Thailand all we want the trains.
We want the trains. And that's how they get you.
(32:52):
They make you skip around in the technology instead of
doing the obvious ones, and then you're like you're flying
too close to this. You're like, oh, yeah, this cab
driver should be able to fly, and then you just
start killing humans like that. You do the robots work
for them. They win the inevitable human versus the robot war.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War. Have you followed us on social media? We
love connecting with you, talking to you DM and you
hanging out all the things at morning mosh Pit at
Rock nine five five Chi and mine is at Michael K. Mason. Anyway,
(33:31):
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
You're gonna want to stay with mine for a while.
Maybe maybe you follow at Maria Palmer Radio on like
November first.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And who Is Marius is perfect? I'm jealous of Marius?
Why because you got who is Maris? For all the
platforms I have different variations on It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, I think I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
You're Palmer Radio on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's that's the different one. Palmer Radio on Twitter. I
think I'm Tekly Palmer Radio on TikTok too, But it's
just Maria Palmer Radio's name doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Follow us.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
So as we know, if you want a politician to
affect any version of meaningful change, the problem itself has
to affect their lives. Otherwise, I don't care. Luckily politicians
in California. I've just passed a new law regulating the
volume of commercials Booms shown in streaming services.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, this affects all of our lives. So you know,
when you're watching a show and it's at like a
lower volume, maybe it's a really suspenseful moment, and then
they're like oxy clean, get oxy clean right now, that
can't happen anymore.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Or how about this.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You're trying to take a nap, you got the TV
watching you, You're in marathon mode, and then it's just
like have.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Your Brenda McDonald's Like, I worry about my neighbors, Like
I don't want to make noise and stuff, so I'll
get up to go get something in the kitchen. Yeah,
when the show's still on and then it cuts to
a commercial, I'm like, what's so loud in there? I
got to get in and turn it down. It's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Also, I feel like should have been a thing because
we have that regulation on radio right, like our commerci
can only be so loud and processing.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
That's because we love you.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's also because we don't want to be fined by
the FCC, but it's mostly love.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I guess the FCC doesn't regulate streaming.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Though I don't know what the FCC does because.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's Internet they would. I think they regulate broadcast radio
and television so interestingly enough that they might not even
have followed.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
The wouldn't count as broadcast TV though even though it's streaming.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I don't know. We'd have to look it up.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
None of it makes any sense. It all goes against
our freedom of speech. They're not even like a government
like thing. They're just a third party that we've decided
to listen to for some reason. I mean, is what
someone would say if they didn't love the FCC.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
But big fans of the FCC, big fans of giant corporations,
and the paychecks that they dole out to us every week,
well every two weeks if we're lucky.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Don't find us doesn't regulate Netflix, Hulu, Spotify, but still
regulate streaming on NBCCBS ABC. So you are right, Mares,
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I know you're right.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
We are there.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Who quite the tickets we have today eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty If you want to see Rush, they're
coming back to the United Center. We got the tickets
for you.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I let's see their new drummer Ami cu mmmmm oh,
Michael's ready for fun to the head them guns ready
them NERF guns.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
That's right, I have no real guns.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
We go, Michael.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay, it's Fun to the Head time. You're gonna play
some trivia with us. Answer some questions, take one of
us hostage, and and and and we're getting shot with
NERF guns. Uh so make sure your caller ten eight four,
four nine fifty Michael the number.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Hey for four nine five five, that's be color ten.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Now and now Fun to the Head on Rocked. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Are we speaking with Roly?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Great?
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Great to see you, Raleigh.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's always a pleasure to have you on the show
because you've played Fun to the Head before.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Right, I have not played this game.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
You haven't, first timer for Raleigh. Huh, Karen, We're gonna
re explain these rules really quick. You, my good man,
are gonna answer some trivia questions. Take one of us hostage.
We can provide you a save, and we're getting shot
with NERF tards if we get any of the questions wrong.
Up for grabs today, rush tickets? All right, All right,
(37:56):
now you have to make a decision. Who do you
want to take hostage myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I'm thanking you. Okay, right, gather passing guns around the road.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
These guns have been zipping some. Zip my hoodie up
and try to protect myself. No, Raleigh, No, I don't
want to get shot today.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
No, Raley, like your heads. This is good, This is good.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Question number one, what does fb I stand for? Yep,
like the FBI?
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Four three? Are you not using to save.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
And fish save?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Okay, it's a Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yes it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, it's okay.
Mara's got you one. You're gonna redeem yourself now. I
can just tell Okay, Raleigh, what is the largest planet
in our solar system?
Speaker 6 (39:18):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Rally, so what you up to right now? My guy?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Hey, what is that noise in the background.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Blowing air? I like that you're being honest. This is good,
probably calling us grammer, very good. It doesn't get more
morning than that. Not your regular my guy. So the
largest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Four three two?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
It is not Saturn? Maybe I call it this morning?
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (40:02):
You really?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
That put some of Mikey's parts to shame. It was good,
and it was on a phone and it was in
the background, so we cut through to the airwaves, these
airwaves smelling a little different now, sorry, okay, all right, Rally, Yeah,
what movie features the line you can't handle the truth?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Jack Nicholton Movie.
Speaker 11 (40:32):
Five, Let's Push a little harder? Three, two, one, A
few good men? Oh man, that is the title.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So he liked the cubs has to get everything right
from here on that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
When you just blow it? All right?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
One more? Just one more? Oh wait?
Speaker 4 (41:06):
Okay, all right, but yeah, he's got two wrongs. You
got one?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh yeah, yes, correct.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
More?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, Raleigh, who is the author of the Lord of
the Rings?
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I do not know that.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
You want to take a guess here?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Try I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
I don't I don't. I haven't seen any of those.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
All right, that's okay, Yeah, I wouldn't have got that either, Raleigh.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
The answer would be J R. R. Are are token?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I can't say this hasn't been entertaining, been incredible. You
didn't get the rush tickets. They are coming to the
United Center twice next year. What we are are going
to send you is some napkins and toilet papers.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
You sound like you need.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Dude wipes up in here.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I gotta say that's the first for me?
Speaker 8 (42:13):
Is it that hole?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
My God? Well done to make me the butt of
the Oh fun to the head.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
We'll be back tomorrow with more tickets to see Rush
your next chance with Clinger.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Today, I tore my breeches so so on some stitches
ran out of rhymes for Jack.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
You there's an online debate going on right now. Imagine
that you're in a restaurant. There's a shrieking baby at
another table, and you ask the mother if she can
quiet her kid. Now, Marris, we have a little audio
from inside the restaurant.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
Here's the audio for this gentleman here is telling me
to tell my eight months old to stop screaming.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Because he has stive ears.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I know him now, but he's an adult. He can leave,
and he chooses not to leave. He's choosing me to
tell me to take my baby out.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
In case you didn't hear it, it's an eight month
old baby.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Which should be at home that is screeching, just insaid,
streaming out.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
The screaming does suck. Yeah, But also like, I don't know,
are we not picking and choosing our public confrontations anymore?
We're just going up to moms with kids and bean
like Hey, your kid's loud.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
She knows, and the I think the other part about
it is you I can hear another kid there playing.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
She's juggling too and trying to eat. Leave her alone
also give sensitive ears. I guess, like you should stay
home and not be out in public. That's post guess
what happened when you go outside sounds there's nices out
there from other living things. I mean, like, I get
the frustration, certainly when I am sitting down and I
want to eat some lunch. I don't want a screaming
kid in my ear. But I don't then like look
(44:11):
up and think, but this is inconveniencing me. So I'm
gonna make this about myself.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Right. My first question is what is the restaurant? We
don't know that for sure. Was it, like Kudoba wrote,
was it a nice sit down restaurant, because that makes
a little bit of it.
Speaker 12 (44:25):
If he's approaching her, then it's gotta be like yeah, yeah.
And if that's the case, what do you expect exactly? Also,
take your kids home if they're being crazy. I don't
care how old they are, they could be fifteen. Get
them out of the restaurant. Here's the thing of it
for me, that's a happy baby.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah that sounds that's said.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
That wasn't crying upset baby.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's a baby that's generally happy to be doing whatever
they're doing. I'm not disrupting that because trying to get
a happy baby in public to stay happy for thirty
minutes is a task in itself.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Also, why not offer help? Like? Why is our first instinct?
You're doing something wrong because your baby is screaming and
now you need to get out of here. How about
you were watching a woman juggling two children. One's being
a little louder than you want. Maybe be like some cookies, right,
but every place cookies, I scream something like I don't
help the situation.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
And honestly, you walk up with cookies for a loud
baby and the baby is now quiet because they're playing
with slash trying to eat cookie.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You win that situation.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, it's either that or better drill so will work great.
It's not want to carry on better drill cookies with me?
I would be a drill baby. Ninety five fifty? What
did you do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
What you're doing in this situation? Are you leaving? Are
you moving your table? So you're further away from the situation.
Are you confronting the mother.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
To go bag? Probably what I do. I'm not confronting
a mamgling kids, exactly.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
I'm probably just leaving.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I also would get super annoyed if that cat is
going on. That was a very high pitch. It was.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
It was. It was a very good screech in these headphones.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh we're not going to do a sit here and
pretending that isn't ridiculously annoying. And I am a little
surprised as someone that has had a small I haven't
had an eight month old that I've been in charge of,
but a four year old during a tantrument in a restaurant,
I took her outside because I didn't want to bother
anyone else. But that's but if someone had come up
to me and told me to do that, then guess
what I'm sitting my ass.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Right eight four ninety five fifty Text us and let
us know what you would do. Ninety five minutes. Commercial
free is next? It is It is text time here
rack ninety five five. Michael you ready, I'm ready, Let's.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Go eight for fifty. You could text us here on
the Morning show on the morning mosh pit or all
day here in the studio for Walt Clinger Pat get
a hold of anybody, chap Axemen Chappy actionment on the
weekend from the seven seventh three, Would you guys consider
an annual old golf outing? Yes? I think that would
(47:02):
be amazing. I hope our sales department is listening because
we would love that. We're actually talking about it off
the air. It would be so much fun to go out,
have drinks, hit golf balls. I know how to drive
a golf cart. There you go, bro, I know how
to drink. I know how to hit things with a
golf club.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
I mean you finished that statement.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
Again? Eight four fifty get your text in. Let's go
out here. Replying to the screaming kid in the restaurant. Basically,
there's a baby and was making a bunch of noise
in a restaurant. A guy asked the mom to take
the baby out. We disagreed and agreed in certain aspects.
Someone just responded says, eat the baby like that, bastard.
(47:46):
That's a baby.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Genius is a solution that we didn't even consider.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
See, and that's why we asked you to text y.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Thank you Deep fry it. Let's see here. I don't
have the numbers here, so that's okay.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Someone else says, I don't know what we are talking
about because I only came in when you said to call.
So whatever we're talking about, no.
Speaker 10 (48:10):
Good.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
This is one of your friends.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
The way they listen it must be Also reminder, texting
is optional.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
You don't have to say something, Oh boy, they're coming
for me. If Michael thinks an eight month old should
be at home, I said, yeah, take the baby home
if it's loud. That's all I said. He needs to
realize that babies are not houseplants. They're portable. Who says
house plants aren't portable?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Maybe you should take your house plant house if you know.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Can I bring those rush tickets or can I please
get those rush tickets? Since I lost three hundred dollars
betting on Detroit listening to Marris and Maria.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, Wow, you bet you made the
wrong bet. We didn't tell you to bet on the game.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
We didn't know it was going to rain. We would
have picked the Mariners for yesterday because they are the
water type and tigers are the land type.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Are you making this Pokemon kind of Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
That would be grass type though I think right technically
I myself am grass type and.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Like a schmirker. Hey, speaking of that, we got a
text about that thank you says if you all, if
you smoke before the gym, smoke in the parking lot,
not at home, or you'll forget to go.
Speaker 6 (49:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Also, I don't want to drive high, so yes, that's
what I do.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Hey guys, it's not the fall that kills you. It's
a sudden stop at the end. All right, what I
don't know? I don't know where that was coming from.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Oh the sky diving.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Oh hey, I got a scary ghost story for Michael. Yeah,
we're talking about do you believe in ghost were talking
about stuff like that. Today the Cubs look like a
ghostly team, not even on the field. Oh my listen,
I don't disagree with that. I was just rude. Let's
help the ghosts show or let's hope they show up tonight. Uh,
let's see you're one more. Haven't bought a video game
for myself since House of the Dead three for the
(49:48):
original Xbox Wow, Because you were saying, Marris, you buy
what like five to eight year.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
I buy so many games throughout the but it's not
I'm not paying full price unless it's something I really want,
so gotcha.
Speaker 12 (49:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Also the time commitment alone, huh? All right?
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Ay for four nine fifty get your text in anytime.
That's eight four four five boomy boop, beat bop.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
This one's for Wrigley. You gotta get a little better.
Let's go, you gotta get them ready for today. Let's
go pearl jam with dark Matter as we are much
commercial free.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I like pearl jelly myself in this bottle of Stevens,
awakens ain't shen feelings?
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I would awaken feelings meet too, a bottle of Stephens?
How did you get all those Stephens into that bottle?
Did you shrink the Stevens or is it a very
very large bottle? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (50:46):
It was a beautiful stream of conscience, Maria, well done.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
A stream of.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Conscious Nice. That's what I said. You're right.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
What did y'all hear cons We heard no, we heard consciousness.
You said it right?
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Thank you much on.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Maris is never wrong, Maria is never wrong. Michael is
never right, damn it. And here we are job for
that one. Yeah, buddy, boys, we did it, We did
we got through another show.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I do want to run our lovely listeners that we
have the walkie talk back that's always available. We do
get busy sometimes and there's not enough adderall in this world,
but when we do get them, we love to hear
from you. So I always hit that red microphone button
on the Heart radio app and we'll play your messages.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Like this one.
Speaker 10 (51:44):
Hey Michael Morrison, Maria, it's your favorite Assietyay, it's a
special day today and I don't usually ask this, but
right now it's my birthday, so you can wish me
happy birthday.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
That will make my day. So I just got home
from seeing previous training of aries. You'll love it, Maris,
you absolutely love it anyway. Yeah, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Thank you well. Happy birthday man, Monday.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I'm three. I'm three on three, riding one two three birthday.
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
I'm excited about tront Oh, they say after the happy
birth registry register.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I don't want to know what kind of excited for
tron you are, sorry, Mikey.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
What In Australia, After they sing the birthday song, they
do hip hit hooray, Hip hit hooray, hip hooray three times.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Okay, hooray, hooray, hooray, Okay. Birthday. I love how versed
you are on Australian.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
I hate up my buddy Australian and knows everything about Australia.
So let me give him a happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Make agp to you.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Good all fun and games, but this afternoon is gonna
be ten very tense baseball.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah eight game time for me? When's it too? Oh?
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, yeah, locked in.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
I've locked in. I've been anxious all morning about this.
Me too, same. Oh I haven't taken my medicine yet.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
That's why marias Maria specifically, could you go in how
you feel right now going into this game?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Like I said, anxious, I really want the Cubs to
be able to come back and beat these Brewers. I
also want the Tigers to be able to come back
and beat these Mariners. So, you know, worried about the Cobs.
They're a really good.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Team, Tigers Cubs World Series.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
But Brewers are also a very good team. I'm not
really so worried about the Tigers, even though maybe after
yesterday I should be. But I do think that they're
going to ultimately prevail over the Mariners.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah series, Yeah, and they're going to even Cubs are
going to get a win today.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yeah, Cubs are going to go three and oh but
could you imagine for a second, because your series is
better than ours, if the Tigers beat them, or beat
the Mariners at home, and then go back in Game
five to Seattle, a place where they haven't won a
playoff game in twenty four years, and just smoke them.
I just want to see all my friends cries. So
that would be fun for me. One game at a time.
They're so excited in Seattle, one game at a time,
(54:14):
and we're excited here Cubs game Day. I mean, it's
the best time of year, the beginning of a three
run winning stretch for the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
We hope fingers crossed they got it right.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
It's happened ten times in MLB history, most recently in
twenty twenty one with the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
It can happen, And if any team has a winning
record of these kinds of things, c
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