Shots, Shocks, and Ship Jumps

It’s Thirstday on The Morning Mosh Pit and the chaos is flowing. We test the infamous 10-10-10 drinking challenge, dive into the wild story of a gambler who jumped off a cruise ship to dodge his debts, and let Maria loose with her controversial Top 10 list of 9/11 jokes.

Plus, Nerd News brings the latest in tech and geek culture, Rock News drops fresh tour updates, and Sports and Five Things keep you caught up.

Maria also takes aim at Bad News Bears with a very Chicago twist, and we debate if the bar really is a place of refuge.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Me, leaning, me, me me.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think I should be able to audition to be
an instrument in a band.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
That'd be a fun little phrasing, man phrasing. We should
start a band where everyone's an instrument and then there's
still a singer.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You want to be an instrument in a band?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, play me.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I need.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
A per.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Next Thursday live or new band. Mouth? What that mouth?
That's our first song, that's our second song.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
This is the morning mash. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm mouth marshal, stuck in my mouth there, mouths right
out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh? Can I be Maria in the mouths?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Maria in the mouths? I like that? Let's go. Can
I sit behind a drum set but not drum, just
do it with my mouth. This is a air guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Have to do everything with your mouth. It's Marie in
the mouths. Yeah. Ever sound effect border there.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
But he's doing great.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, But I can do other sound effects. Yeah no,
I don't have any loaded up, but okay maybe later.
I was ready for sound if it's real sure still
in fact, that's two effects.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Jesus, All right, Well, happy Thursta today, and Lord knows
we need to drink today.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Thursday night football?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
What night? Thursday night? No, it's they trade marked it.
I have to say that.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You say it right. What show are you come on Thursday? Yes,
and Thursday Night.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Football is happening and the Packers gonna get smacked in
the mouth the way the Lions couldn't.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I believe you're correct.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
So you were him? Which mouth are they slapping?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
It's not a mouth talk this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Anyway, Mikey. Yeah, weather, No, okay, we're gonna give him
some time to ok care of that. We'll get into
weather next.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
What I found life on Mars? Oh, all right, we
gotta get into that later.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
A past life on Mars. It's very exciting.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Every day is a new day.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
W C HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael wowther.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Y.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
This weather's got me so excited. I feel so alive
and I think I can fly. It's gonna beautiful today. Uh, sunshine,
sunshine just on the way for a while. Hi's in
the low seventies. Gorgeous. Trash man Dan.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Gar Okay, it's garbage man Dan.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Trash garbage man Dan.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right, whatever, he's not trash Well, I'm not saying
he's trash. He's a garbage man. He's a trash man,
a man who's out there doing the hard work. No, actually,
I wish that. I wish that he would just crap
on me every day.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I like having a little I like having a little battle.
We like to crap on Michael every day. It's a
little fetiship his.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
He's looking for a scatman.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
No, oh my god, scapman Dan. That's how he will
forever be known by me. Scatman Dan. U.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
No, it's great. I'd love. Our listeners are the best. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
So beautiful today, beautiful tomorrow. It's gonna be nice, clear
all night. Low seventies, gorgeous. Hey, Mikey, yes, high seventies.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
What day is it?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Sign eleven?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Wow? Okay, Thursday. Well, that's not something I would celebrate
with the No, No, I'm not celebrating.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
What day it was? I keep my job. I wasn't.
Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm not wrong.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Oh my god, he's not wrong's wrong. You're looking for
a different answer.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I was going for Thursday. Oh yeah, sorry.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Thursday night football. Yeah, it's trademark.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Why is that? Somehow a worst answer. No, Jesus, we're
gonna pull it together during commercials and the Thursday is next.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Okay, there aren't many things I'm up said about missing,
but missing Billy Corgan at the My Chemical Romance Show
last Friday. That's going to be high on my list
for a little while.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
All Right, we have a little redemption to do here, Michael,
Oh God, what day is it?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Thursday? Like Thursday night football?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I walk out. I feel like I relinquished power.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
That's a big day I think I can do.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
There's nothing I can do. Who are the two teams
that are going to go up us? Try to stand
tall tonight? I got hit the button, the button, hit
the button, hit the it's.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
The packers on commission.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Shut up five Thursday. God, but we're not padded up
both of you. The best way you would join the
same correction you. We gotta tell you, what do we think?

Speaker 7 (05:30):
God?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
What you barner a drink?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
It is football season? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So that's the scream over version of the thurstage Chinkle.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Can you handle eighteen more weeks of this?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't want you to ask me to handle anything
in that voice ever again.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (05:48):
Wow made me feel something over I'm okay, you handle.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I can't change my alright, was born.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You can change the words that you say, like thirst day?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
What are we talking about for Thursday?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm gonna beat him? Wantel hold on?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Hold on, I got too no.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Art?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
What's r HR guy's name? What's that? What's our HR
guy's name? How did you forget?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Honestly, how did you forget? You're very well equaated to him?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
How simple?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I can picture him, or days of the week.
It's first day anyway, a group of friends. We wouldn't
know what that's like, since we're enemies in this room. Today,
they decided that they were going to do the time
mile run through Manhattan, stopping each mile to drink a
beer and eat a slice of pizza. So ten to

(06:52):
ten where beers? Ten slices? Ten miles?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Where was this?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Manhattan?

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Why?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I hate you so much? I was just I didn't
hear what you said.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, stop that, I didn't it. This is a massive guy. Yeah,
ten teners, ten slices of pizza, ten miles to run,
But you got to run.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I could walk it, probably into it, but I feel
like I would be puking by the itemish I'd be
slashing around.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So because it's coming from New York, the New York slice.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
That's that's that helps actually right, because it's thin, that's true.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, it's so greasy though. If that sits on your
stomach with a beer and you got to do ten
of those.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Ten beers by the by itself, even a crap beer
like a corps light where the alcohol content's low, ten
beers is a lot of liquid in your stomach, it is,
I'd be like pee in and running at the same especially.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Because like how quick are you running a mile at
that point?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh, I'm not going for speed.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, no, not at all. But even so, like even
if you're taking your time, you're probably running a fifteen
minute mile, no hour mile, You're like really like taking
your time, you're doing twenty.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I'd be jogging so slow walkers would be going past.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Seriously with Maren, we'd be hailing an uber when you're
windows so they.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Can't see it.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
You've begin a lime scooter.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Right there.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That does speed up to day for that's the issue.
That's what I'm thinking is like, Okay, if you're taking
your time, maybe you do a twenty minute mile. If
you're shuffling and then even so twenty minutes between a
beer and a pizza for your next beer and a pizza.
That's fine for maybe the first slice, maybe the second,
but once you get past that, yeah, you're just piling on.

(08:34):
There's no you're not walking. You're not even walking a
slow it's just sound entertaining. I know I'm gonna feel
horrible by the end of this. It's supposed to be
a challenge.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I think it'd be fun. But then, like I'm thirty eight,
Can I do the three?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Three?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Three?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Can I do the one?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
One?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
One?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Can I just have a beer and a slice of pizza.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
That's to dinner.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm just gonna get.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I can do that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Hell yeah, exercise.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
The thing I'm thinking about is the bathroom situation now,
because by the time I get to number three, the
rumblet tumbles is going to be going running.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, well, you're shaking it all down. You remember that
woman that like pooped in her neighbor's lawn every morning
because she was like running. They caught her on video
and they got her on video and every single.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Was like her morning poop. It was just on her
route sort of her neighbors.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, did they leave toilet paper out for her.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Milk and cookies for morning jogger.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh my god, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
So I was just thinking, maybe we do.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
The ten time tens want cut it in the half.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It would be fun to do it with Chicago style pizza.
Jesus tavern, I will fully do. I didn't say tavern.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
It did not say tavern. We're going deep, baby.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Oh so you can say deep on the radio, but
I can't deep.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Gosh, I said it wrong. It's deep.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Handle that, Michael. I need a towel. Snail trail as
we know it. It's and all the world as we
know it. Good Lord, And I've felt better.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Boys, what'll we doing school? I feel great after this.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I mean yeah, A lovely distraction sports is I like
to just turn the TV on at night and watch
the Cubs win.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Cubskay, that's why you were smiling this morning.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I read it two over Atlanta yesterday, taking the series
that improves them to eighty three eighty three, sixty eighty
three over sixty three and maintain control of the first
National League wild card spot. There is a crash. As
we all glance over at the TV, there's a huge
crash on Michigan Avenue at Ohio and also so essentially

(10:56):
Michigan Avenue is closed. Half of that car is on
one side of the street, half half of the cars
on Ohio and half of the cars on Michigan.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's horrific.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Two different cars, Oh, those are two different cars, different cars.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
But on one side of the median, one on the other.
So somebody went over that median.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Also a big crash on in a police investigation on
Lake Shore.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yes, right now, so so traffic could be rough, all
we care about you.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
You know it's not rough.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
The Cubs winning, okay, yeah, three to two over the
Brads and White Sox six' five over The i'm. Sorry
cubs were three two over The, Braves White sox six
five over The. Rays and a huge announcement, Yesterday Anthony
rizzo retiring A, Cub, yes as he. Should he has
announced his retirement From Major League. Baseball he will retire
as a member of The Chicago cubs and set to

(11:41):
join the organization as a team. Ambassador The cubs will honor.
HOME i love That september, thirteenth during their game against The.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Rays that's that's.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Amazing, YEAH i like that a, lot and right Now
socks are on pace not to lose one.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Hundred games that were looking at are looking at. Howie
you gotta look at the. Positive that, right gotta look
at the. POSITIVE i will say at the end of the.
Season here those bats from The White, sox they're.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Hot i've said, hot, Man i'll say it, again the
most fun team to watch In.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Chicago do they use like echo? Location do you know
what this music is?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
For?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Maria this actually is not the Official thursday night football.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
MUSIC i should go find it. Today it's.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Trademark you never felt such a good.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
TRADE i don't want THE nfl after can't, say but
you know how.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Trademarks that's not what that. Means you don't have to
say it that.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Way that's not what that.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Means it's not what it. Means what would you like
me to call It thursday night? Football it's not that
hard an, extra there's not an. Extra it's the same
number of syllables that you don't know what you're. Saying
it just.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's a lot happening and. Conceivable commanders and packers on.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Not.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Football that's WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Said you DIDN'T i.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Did i'm hoping that the commanders can't avenge all of
us in The midwest and at the washed a lions
just get tossed around by the packers and then.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Hard to toss around a.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Lion it is they, agreed they did. It the packers are.
FAVORED i don't like this ever Since micah became a.
Packer now they're.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
All the hell is a packer also cheese? Packer that's
funny and that's. Sports is that? True is that where
packer's from their cheese cheese? Packers?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yes five things is? Next easy over?

Speaker 8 (13:43):
There now here's five or so things with?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Mayors why does he always drop his bands during this
part of the?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Show six? Things you're.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Welcome Elon musk is no longer the richest person in the.
World that goes To Larry, ellison co founder Of. Oracle, now,
yep Wile elon technically does have more money with four
hundred and thirty nine billion To larry's three hundred and
ninety three, billion at, all Because larry has got a

(14:18):
strong stock share With, oracle And oracle saw a shoot
up in the stock market, yesterday he is now being
considered the world's richest.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Person, well there's only one thing we can do about?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
This what is?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
That start a go fund me For Elon musk so
we can get those numbers right back.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Up let me know once you've.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
STARTED i want to donate millionaires inimate fakes his own
documents to get out of jail twenty years.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Early they should have seen this.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Coming he had a history of filing fraudulent, documents and
nobody who was none the wiser forged a judge signature
got out of.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Jail it's awesome. AMOUNT i think if you can sneak,
out you're.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Out, yeah especially forging. Documents if that's what you went in.
For what him? Out he's really good at. It, jeff you're.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Out he's just looking at everybody's side eye as he's walking.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Out.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
KILLED a.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Couple is filing for a divorce after disagreeing on their kid's.
Name the kid is older than, one doesn't have a,
name and doesn't have a birth certificate because each parent
is very headstrong on wanting their specific name and has
gone so far as to file for a birth certificate
without the other parent and has been they have both been.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Rejected son is still.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
NAMELESS i would like to congratulate this child on his
parents getting divorced because that's clearly the correct option.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
For, him perfectly, normal perfectly.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Because people are literally going to ruin their kid's. Life
there's A florida manatee In New. Jersey is her Name,
Barbara Barbara. Maanity it's a vegetails. Thing continue.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
KNOW i don't know, veggietails BUT i don't even know
that educ. Man it's theme song goes like.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Vegy tailsil really deep. Lyrics i've figured that we'd be
excited if there was a manateey so far north that
he's old water outside of his natural habitat that is
warm water By florida.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Are still endangered and you shouldn't go and.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Touch that Tailer dan Vegtails, okay.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Sorry fruity pebbles and cocoa pebbles can now be bought
with actual. Rocks The pebbles Pay tour is happening across the,
country and if you show.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Up with a handful of, pebbles rocks or, stones you
can get a. Freak why are we doing right?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
NOW i Love freddy, Pebbles that's my favorite. CEREAL i
like vegetation.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Consistency they're not coming To illinois anytime, soon but when they.
Do we'll Sten maria with a pocket full of rocks
in a parking.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Lot go get some fruity pebbles and cocoa pebbles for the.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Room there's, never, never never a show Like. Vegetails there's,
never never whatever Like. Vegetails it's time for veggie.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Childhood it's actually doing fun things like going to an,
arcade Playing Mortal.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Kombat there was.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
More fun activity than learning life.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Lessons, brothers what did they teach, You?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Larry?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
What what Did veggietails teach?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
You god is on my? Side moral lessons From.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Marius it's time to dark, Out.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
JESUS i wish there's three honks on that honk honk.
Honk you want an extra honk One and in the
intro tomorrow we have honk extra honks FOR i can't edit.
It it was pre. Produced what's this? Music is a Spider?
Man No, Batman? Superman there you, Go Harry.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Potter, YES i know the success Of James Gunn's man
Of steel movie this. Year great movie if you haven't seen, it.
FANTASTIC i actually that is very. Well, really it's a
very good comic. Movie they've already played the sequel and
in the. Sequel you will See Lex luthor In Superman
Tim so the threat is so, big so bad that

(18:33):
two nemesis have to trump together to actually work. Together
my favorite part about this Is Nicholas holt Playing Lex.
Luthor amazing. Job he did a fantastic. Job who was
the last one who Played Lex.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Luthor, oh that's a great. Question he was in The meta,
movie The meta, movie The Zuckerberg, yeah The Mark zuckerberg.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Movie yeah that.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
One, Yeah Jesse eisenberg.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Did play Terrible Lex. Luthor this guy was.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Bad this guy HAS i don't know what else he's
been in That i've seen, him And i've seen him,
places but he has a very kind of sinister.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Look he was On Nicholas.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Holt he was In Warm, Bodies, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
The, great The. Great, yes he played beasts AND X. Men, okay,
yeah yeah that's.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Right from, also fun, fact way back in the, day
he was a child. Actor, really he was in that
movie With Hugh grant about a. Boy oh yeah that's. Him,
okay the.

Speaker 8 (19:23):
BOY i don't.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Remember, it but, yeah fantastic.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Actor So i'm very excited to see That Lex luthor
is going to continue to have a prominent role within
These superman, movies And james Gun is just pushing the
pedal on THE dc projects to get them going because
he's done great Work peacemaker On max right, now a
lot of great, reviews and michaelis is one that you'd
kind of. Enjoy its kind of Like Suicide, squad just
adjunct bunch of. Goofballs, yeah like out and they think

(19:49):
they're doing the best to save in the. World and
it's Got John Cena athlee.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Fun oh that's even.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Better, Yes SO dc doing absolutely what they need to
right now And James gunn doing.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Great interesting to.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Have John cena star in a movie because it's like
SOME tv. Show ON tv show you would think that
you would want to star that could be. Seen it's.
TRUE i, MEAN i get what you're, doing but you
should be happy with me for. That thank? You was
that so? Hard it was in one attitude, today.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Every, time week after every we take.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
It is the morning mash.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Pit AND i have an apology to the Shoe oh my,
god really to me for Saying.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Thursday it is to you for not bringing up the
walk you talk. Back we got you all roped, in
got you doing the coke. OVER i love we got
away from. IT i, know AND i want to apologize
because it is one of our favorite things when we
get to hear from.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You public service. Announcement if you want us to play
you on the, air what's the guy's, Name?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Odin?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Odin stop dropping f. Bombs everything you do funny, things
but the f bombs cause us to not be able
to play you on the.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Air we're not going to go through the effort of
editing your, Voice, memosa if it's.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
You if it Is, EXCELSIOR i WILL i will take
my editing fingers out and make you sound sexy and
leave us within without AN fcc.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Violation by the, way if you were wondering what this,
is it's on The iHeartRadio appy when you open up
where you would play the radio, station or our podcast
is on there too or. Whatever there's a little microphone
in the top right. Corner you hold it, down it'll
open up a little screen and you can record a,
message just like an old answering machine kind, of and
it sends right.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
In here to the.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Studio it's like a voice. Mamo, yeah, yeah it's very,
simple or an old answering. Machine and we know you're.
Creative you have.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Thoughts you want to express yourself on the, show and
we want you to be a part of the.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Show AND i want to stop listening to these two buffoon.
CONSTANTLY i need a different voice in, here just for.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Relief don't you have like eight in your? Head?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah BUT i get used to them, too and they're also.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Buffoons, thursday it's over Here Pearl Jam rock ninety five,
Five chicago's rock, station coming up in Rock. News i'm
gonna tell you about A Pearl jam tour that is almost.
Confirmed someone Said eddie confirmed, it but it was like
backstage at a, show so who.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Knows we'll cover it.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Though it's all coming up in Rock news here On
rock ninety five, Five chicago's rock. Station on A, THURSDAY.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I just dudd all, right let me do this.

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Again rock ninety five, Five chicago's rock station on a first.

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Day thank?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You, Okay so silence, works hit it it, Does it's
rock By. Thursday we're not cut it, up BAR i
know how to mess with the best way to enjoyed
the thirst direction? Please yeah. Good we're gonna tell you
one way than depending on what you barnered a. Drink
let's be, real it's been heavy a couple of. Days,
yeah today's not exactly what we would call, light but

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these are the kinds of reasons that we, need even
if it's not a. Bar, specifically we need our. Communities oh,
yeah we need a place to go where we can kick,
back block out the, chaos the violence of the outside,
world just for a little bit for our own mental.
Health and we are your radio bar today on this
thirst to.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Day maris tell me, so in a, YESTERYEAR i used
to play softball in a rec league and we would
just go drinking, afterwards and it was a fantastic, time
AND i got a little too, drunk i'll, say and
got the liquid courage to hit on one of my,
friends very attractive woman of an angel his.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Name would we both start swinging at?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Once, no it's funny BECAUSE i just went all, in
all the cards on the, table AND i was, like
you know, what skip.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
It we're not going to. Date i'm going to marry.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
You and she was, LIKE i don't think you can
get enough carrots in a ring for me to accept an.
Engagement SO i went behind the, bar walked up to
the bartender THAT i, knew AND i was, like you
got any, carrots and by the, way move walked back
with a bowl of. Carrots everybody in the bar is,

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laughing just watching all this, Happen and finally one of
my friends comes up to me and, goes, HEY i
need you to. Stop her girlfriend is Getting really.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
You can make that work, Too SO i spent the
rest of the night and eating a pizzazza.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Chilling on the.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Side yeah she.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Was she was making eyes at me in a very
angry way the rest of the, night but, YEAH i
HAD i. Stopped so that's our running. Joke WHENEVER i
run into her trying to find some.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
CARROTS i, Thought i'd love that you still run into
her a place where you can just go relax and
have fun and goof off and it's.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Okay, yeah oh You, mikey you got. Story.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah WHEN i was BEFORE i moved, HERE i lived
In colorado and a buddy of, MINE i was having
a little bit of a hard time in my. LIFE
i don't really remember why at this, point but something
and my buddy AND i really got into, hockey and
so we would go see The Colorado avalanche play or
see them. Play but the thing we did was we
would go to this bar Called bruce's in a place Called, Severance.
Colorado it's like the tiniest little dive. Bar there's like
the dollar bills all stapled to the, ceiling you.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Know.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah and we would watch every hockey game throughout the
season on a TUBE tv because this was the kind
of dive bar where they didn't have flat. Screens it
was still like a little twenty two inch TUBE tv
up in the. Corner and he would get HIS pbr
AND i would get whatever single craft beer they had
there and we would Have Rocky Mountain oysters and just
enjoy our.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Time love. It that's, great.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Awesome wait wait you.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Actually ate The Rocky Mountain. Oysters i've tried.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
It, Oh mikey loves, testicons it loves bull.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Testicles my, god it's nothing Better. Jewey and you know
WHAT i guess is what it?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Is she cheers to, that my dear friend up, today tea?
Bagging it's is it thirsty? Today so the bar WHERE
i met our corporate Chill james is called The High.

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Dive you can google this if you'd. Like Google High
dive In Adams, MORGAN. Dc and we were known for
having just a really bizarre jukebox because it was just
the staff was literally me and the two. Owners that's
it very small, bar and it was the owners that curated.
That did you find an article on it which permanently, Closed,

(26:38):
yes it. Is ONCE i, left it was just you're
welcome for you that it's also not. Wrong so this
jukebox is bizarre because it's just the two owners that
set it, up which, surprise, SURPRISE i don't have any music,
programming so it was like bizarre things we had in
excess on, There, Weezer. Blondie you just never knew where

(27:03):
it was gonna. Go we were not notably a karaoke.
Bar but at the end of the, night and for legal,
reasons the story is. Fake at the end of the,
night WHAT i like, It we would close the, bar of,
course but we'd maybe let some of our favorite, Regulars.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Oh, no, stay it's a fake, story.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Not after, hours and we certainly did not continue serving.
Them but WE i don't know, why we had a,
microphone and so we jerry rigged that weird ass jukebox
to become a version of like a karaoke machine so
we could just sing along with. It well, done the
best one of the best NIGHTS i think. Ever just
it's four thirty, am bars are, closed everyone's gone home

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except for like this little group of hooligans singing weird.
Karaoke it was such a good. TIME i love. Karaoke oh,
yeah you.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Know, yeah that's why we did.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It the less there's day.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
LIFE i do love, it AND i do love hearing from.
You eight four four ninety five Fifty share your bar, Store,
yeah what was your?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Bar it doesn't even have to be a. Bar it
can be like you and your boys in your garage
that just had like a really memorable. Night that's not
WHAT i. Meant and maybe it had some rocking mosters.
Involved no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
No marn, teach and not that there's anything.

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Us Stone Tumble pilots On.

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ago we're coming out Of Stone Tumble Pilots and for
some REASON i Said Pearl.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Jam so that's the.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Joke Pearl jam. There Jeremy rock ninety five, Five chicago's
rock station in the. Morning Mosh pit is On imagine
being a dumb. CRIMINAL i can imagine. That all, right all,
right stay with, Me stay with me. Here you're not
only a dumb, criminal but you're a dumb. Gambler you're,
bad so.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Bad that you're on The Royal caribbean cruise and you
get a gambling debt of sixty thousand. Dollars how and
you want to get away from. It you gotta get,
away gotta fly, away so you jump off the. Boat, well,
OH i think it's one way to do. It it is
one way to do. It now you're facing two hundred

(29:16):
and fifty thousand dollars in, fines, yeah and five years
in prison because they had to go get them, right
and that deck got a lot worse it.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Did how do people get? IN i, MEAN i don't.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Know like gambling debts is interesting to me because WHEN
i would go to a, CASINO i would take cash with.
Me IF i lose the, Cash i'm, Out LIKE i
can go to my bank. Account that's. Right that's Where i'm.
Intrigued do people take out loans to? Gamble apparently somebody
that's crazy get gamblers eight four four nine ninety five.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Fifty help us out on, this, because, yeah if somebody
just hands me ten thousand dollars and, says, oh, yeah
this is a. Loan i'm cashing out on ten thousand,
dollars But i'm going home to spend my ten.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Thousand dollars on, me not trying to make you. Back.
AGREED i know that's not how it.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Works, obviously they want you to spend it and you,
know lose, it as this person.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Did but you've ever seen those videos of people who
are sitting at the slot machines and the pea is
running down the leg of the slot machine because they
can't get up and go, away like they can't take a.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Break different sizes of The.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Internet, no, no, well all, RIGHT i was searching About vegas
the OTHER i was, like, man that's talk about a. Problem,
like holy, moly you're jumping off the back of a cruise. Ship,
yeah and maybe maybe you need to check.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yourself, also your bank account that is digital does not
care that you're in the.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Ocean, right, yeah, exactly it's not.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
So by the, way, well if you're jumping off the
back of a cruise, SHIP i assume you're like calling it,
right like that's. It i'm PROBABLY.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I think he was Probably rose from titanicing it he,
was he was.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Close to the shore and then some people picked him
up on a jet skis LIKE i make this swim.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Different ending there very, good but it's, like, yeah you're
evading your payout, Here like come on, Man, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well you're not though, again like you're not evading. Anything
you're digital bank account does not care that you are
in the.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Ocean The National Problem Gambling helpline one eight hundred five
five forty seven hundred in case anybody needs a little.
Help there YOU i think you can gamble and have fun.
RESPONSIBLY i just worry THAT i like WHEN i like,
SOMETHING i really like.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
It oh that makes me.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Nervous, yeah if you're, Adope tomine, addict now you're gonna
have a hard. Time i'm a, what don't chase the, Dragon,
Mikey i'm.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Chasing i'm.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Chacking we are about a week away From Green, day
will wrap up Riot fest On, sunday and we cannot.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Wait it's gonna be an amazing.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
One And i'm just gonna keep stalling this out a
little bit Because marie is really excited to tell us
about this next. Story BUT i do want to check
in with our resident Meteorologist michael to see what the weather's.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Like, presidently how is the, Weather? Michael it's? Perfect, okay
find this?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Entertaining, okay time just TALKING Scienti, okay, YEAH i don't.
Care ANYTIME i have the opportunity to do, That i'm
going To, okay. Exciting they have potentially potentially Intentionally oh my,

(32:17):
god can you just?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Cool so they have potentially found signs of life On.
Mars life not current. Obviously, okay so you may have
seen that in the headlines and you're, like what the
hell does any of this. Mean what they have found
is what's essentially bacteria poop, unconfirmed but it is bacteria.
Poop they found these like little dots in the way

(32:44):
that they, are the way they, Decompose the way that
they decomposed looks a lot like how when bacteria is
using up a piece of matter for energy and then
spits back, out you, know like. Poop it looks like bacteria.
Poop it is with the compounds that bacteria would eat
to have, energy and it's just all. There and basically

(33:07):
all they have to do is bring it back To
earth now and actually get it in their labs and
make sure that is legitimately and confirmed what it. Is
but like it, is but like it, is so, basically
there was my chrobial life On mars at some, point
and it's really.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Exciting the last Person i've seen this excited About mars
was a.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
What's his?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Name you And elon gonna make a trip head over To.
Marrow how do you, Think? MICHAEL i THINK i think
maybe someone is excited About mars because they can profit
off of some, trips and maybe some other person is
excited About mars just because of the actual.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Science I'm i'm very intrigued by.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
This, yeah because if they're finding what we're going to
call fossilized microbial, beings.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Well uh, Poop, yeah but they haven't found any, well
they just haven't found any. Bacteria they've only found evidence
that bacteria was probably.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
There i'm intrigued because there's got to be other stuff hiding,
too because if we're Going I'm i'm excited about the
possibility of. This but What i'm not gonna get excited
about is but oh, yeah this was. It there's nothing
else that we could go find or lead us to
go and do more exploring to go and.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Find, no it's just exciting because you, know any scientist
is going to probably, say, yeah, duh there's other life
in the, universe but it's so far away that the
odds of us being able to see it a, alive
be alive in any version that could communicate with us
or see just is within reach at all slim to.
None But mars is like right, there and we're already

(34:36):
seeing life on like one of the closest planets to.
Us that's a big. Deal means like life might be
more abundant than we really. Think, no it's just not.
Humans it's, ohacteria, yeah and things of that. Nature they're
just drill In. MARS i guess, what give it a
few million? Years, okay and you, know things.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Evolve they said they drilled in The Sapphire canyon area
called The Shaya falls is where they found.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
This, yeah which is kind of. Cool it's like finding
the footprint of a bear and being, like, okay technically
we don't have any fur and we don't see the.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Bear how'd you avoid poop in the?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Woods does a bear poop in the? Woods i'm?

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Unclear, now fun to the head, On, yeah don't. Worry
they're using nerve.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Weapons hey are we speaking With.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Matt, yes, hey what's going?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
On A?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Matt we quad? Today we quad with.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
A maria and A maris and A. Michael thank You.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Matt for completing the. Quad welcome to our lovely game
where you're gonna answer some trivia questions for. Us you
can take one of us hostage and we'll provide you
a save if you need. It and your big decision
is who are you taking?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Hostage?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Nurse thank? YOU i do appreciate.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
It the confidence that everyone has in me to be
helpful in these. Situations it's very it feels my. Day all, Right,
matt let's do.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
This its question number, one don't talk to me in that?
Voice who invented the? Telephone? Quick on That Alexander graham?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Bell, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's all, right all, right solid, THOUGH i understand why
you went With.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Edison.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay question number? Two what does THE e stand for an?
Email you are a quick? Redemption? Okay question number three
a first day? Question what plant is used to Make

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jin's signature? Flavor?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Yeah, wow that is.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
CORRECT i am. Impressed like a juniper.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
TREE i am very.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Impressed why it tastes like A christmas? Tree?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
NO i hate, That, matt you got one more questioning
you got These Hubbard House October fest, Tickets?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Matt how are you with? Geometry pretty? Bad? Well?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Same, oh not looking.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Good, Form. Marris then all, right how many sides does
a hexagon? Have?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
No all, right, OKAY i got that wrong this. Morning, yeah,
alright good thing you? Six oct is?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Eight? Yeah all? Right last one for all the marbles, here.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Last one Octoua which country is associated with the invention of?

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Pizza lifeline on that Long.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I'm gonna go With italy.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Correct once it officially meant to, that we don't, know
but it's associated with, It.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
MATT i know they've got a lot of fancy pizzas
THAT i like to.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
ENJOY i have a trivia question For, marris real? Quick what's? Today?

Speaker 4 (38:26):
September?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
No what's?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Today it starts with a tea ends when THE. Nfl, No, no.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
That's, wrong It's. Thursday. Matt you are going to Enjoy
Hubbard House October fest block. Party you're going to be
drinking all the, things eating all the, things being. Married
do you know who you're taking with? You shout out your?
Girlfriend what's your? Name AND i hope you guys have

(38:58):
so much fun getting Old german In bavarian up in.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
There, yeah what's the? Link what's the?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Link, yeah probably like Hubbard house dot.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Com Hubbard House, Chicago.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Chicago use the CODE i heart you get ten percent
off so you can all enjoy October fest coming up
On september twenty. Seventh, matt you're all set for everyone.
Else go and get your tickets At Hubbard House chicago dot.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Com Rock thing five, Five chicago's rock. Station we are
the morning mosh. Pit it's a little. Dark. Especially first of,
all it's always. Dark it's always the worst things that
writer can come up with to make it click that,
article but especially. Today So i'm gonna switch up bad

(39:45):
news bears a little tiny. Bit we're Still we're still
gonna do the bad, headlines But i'm gonna offset them
with it with the good. Headline, Really, OH i mean?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
This, yeah doing?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Well we should feel okay after? THIS i think? This,
YEAH i did? Did we should be. Fine this is bad. News.
There woman threatens to use axe on cable, employee but

(40:16):
church turns plastic bags into sleeping.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Mats, YEAH i see what you're.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Doing, okay we're.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Good we're. Good we're good kids living In house of.
Horror mother, arrested but local cartoonist connects town through. Comics oh.
Okay boat explodes as it pulls away from gas, doc

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but snowboarder rescued after falling down. Glacier oh they saved.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Him.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Wow jean suffers heat stroke and burns after bus Cuts
what workers use trampoline to save boy from. Fire you lose,
one you save. One it's it's morally, ambiguous news bears right, Now,

(41:16):
yeah me, Too.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yeah, okay all, right let's do some commercial free. MUSIC
i like.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
That ninety five minutes worth of it is. All next
On rock ninety five to.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Five aerosmith covering The Beatles Come, together who also straight
up just stole a lot of that From Chuck. Berry
very beach boys of. Them you just like to Steal
Chuck berry's. Work it's, Evil put another rock band's name
on it and call it, good very evil smartymash pit
On rock ninety five to.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Five maris about as evil as these bathrooms public bathrooms
In china that are now making you watch an add
before it just spends his toilet.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Paper that's.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Ridiculous so there's a LITTLE qr code on the little toilet.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Paper, STAY i see your future and you have to
watch lay ad and then six squares come, Out and
if you know anything about public bathroom, enough six squares
is not going to do.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
It that's not.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
To sharman. Standards that might be two, squares that's. Right,
YEAH i don't know anybody that can do anything with
two squares of toilet.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Paper, WELL i Just i'm worried that my my poop
process would become AN ad process so THAT i could
get enough toilet paper to claim.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
MYSELF i WISH i had more to say on this,
topic but unfortunately girls don't.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Poop SO i was hoping for a funny. There why
then off the air the?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Fact each, morning DO i hear something from the other
side of the, room go poopy time for? Me and
then the door opens and.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
CLASSES i don't, know are you hearing? Things but it?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Was it was it a low registered. Voice, NO i
do like.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
To escape every night and then and have a little
me time for approximately five in the, morning drink AFTER
i drink my. Matchup but that's just.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Mysterious i'll call it a regular time for you every, day, okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
So quantify somebody had to watch an ad for our
show before they get their toilet paper to sit in
there poop butt like these guys, again and that is.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
How we should be associated.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Too and the worst of, all if you just end
up in like one of those danger. Situations, yeah just
CAN i click more?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Ads CAN i? Skip?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
See this is how you know it's being done In
china and not In, america because, wow you're about to
get that bathroom. Torn oh you try that over, here
Because i'm thinking right now the way THAT i am
kicking down that toilet paper stand and breaking into, it
absolutely not sitting through an ad get?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Out what if the ad was to get the stall door? Open,
yeah and it's A sharman.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Ad at that. Point give me the, day like just
glows me.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Off, yeah let me let me get a little.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Squirt squirt, honestly.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
You know What i'm? Doing oh, oh maybe maybe break
out your little low tone register and you'll get a
little bit about you know.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
WHAT I so you like the, tone then you know
What i'm like that?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Tone you know What i'm. Doing, No i'm telling, you little,
squirrea we got a text.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Us those girls don't, poop no wonder they're Never oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Is it full.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Of, yeah that's.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Hilarious that's that's really. Funny you know What i'm. DOING
i don't even need the bed, DAY i don't even
need just a flush and Then i'll.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Play it in the. Water wait like you can, do
no splash.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
It right on, up because once you, flush you're good to.
Go MAYBE i need to flushes make sure it's all.
Gone but the next clean, water, baby that's a the
day right. There i'm not afraid to get my hands.
Starting is there a?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Sink perfect eight four four ninety five? Fifty what you're
doing in this.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Situation god makes. EXCESS i think you're poop in the.
Journal then you can lean back and just kind of that's.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
True, Yeah i'm pooping in the. SINK i hate us
sometimes paper, Town, JESUS i can't stop. Me the sand paper.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
Never made it as wise.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
MAN a day where you could take a. Photograph going
to be beautiful out, today mostly, sunny highs in the upper,
seventies light.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Breeze it is fall on the.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Morning Martch pit we Are rock ninety five, Five chicago's rock.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Station oh we got to take a. Picture it a less,
longer that's, Right but pictures of a photograph look at.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
This, yep that's the, Joke.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Maris that's that Was that was the JOKE i was
making you. Guys every TIME i do and you really
you improve, it you, do it feels. Enhanced i'm so
glad that you add. On oh my, god every day
it's feet AND i can't fight, you. GUYS i need
to conserve my energy for the impending and inevitable human.
Vices robot wah.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
The front human, wait.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Actually commut with that squeaking.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Straw my straw was on the.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
BOTTOM i couldn't get a drink, out SO i just
had to pull it out a little.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Bit is that a first for?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
YOU i want you to know That michael is drinking
out Of.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Stanley And klinger texts me yesterday BECAUSE i left at
the studio and he, goes what kind of person needs
a vessel like this for?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Water you're a?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Person. Okay so startup called Alter. Ego it's founded by
M i t. Researchers they've announced what they claim is
the world's first wearable device that lets people communicate silently
using their. THOUGHTS i don't want to hear your thoughts
ever in my?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Life, true you speaking someone thoughts that lovely speak out.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Loud it's called Silent, sense and it works by detecting
tiny muscle signals that the brain sends to the speech
system before words are actually.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Spoken, lord that's.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
YEAH i like to call this.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
TELEPATHY i mean, basically and in, demonstrations founders show the
device is working between people speaking different languages with instant.
TRANSLATION i like this for Nonverbal.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, OH i love this for nonverbal, individuals so that
they can communicate more. Effectively i've been listening to a
podcast Called telepathy on our LOVELY I.

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Place that'd be the one you can find A looper's podcast.

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Free but telepathy basically is talking about kids who actively
utilize or have.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Telepathy.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Yeah and a big part of that is that they're
nonverbal and they have to use the speaking, devices so
they have to type out what they want to, say
so it delays the conversation a little bit and they're
limited on what they can. Say but if we have
an enhancer that will allow them to communicate in a
much more effective. Way i'm all in like NEURALINK i was.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Actually about in your. HEAD i was about to say,
though one of the exciting things ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Ha but.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
It's the cool thing is that it isn't a brain
plant and it doesn't require. Surgery it's just worn around
the ears like a hearing, aid and it uses bone conduction.
TECHNOLOGIES i love.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
This evenymore And i'm excited to see where health go
or like, health what AM i looking?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
For medical?

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Advance?

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Yeah, yeah go with THE ai and stuff is.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
INTERESTING i on thousand percent, Agree and also like when
you see it's something to take into, consideration because every
now and then you see headlines where someone's like made
something and you're, like that's, bizarre who asked for? That,
like for, instance there was a thing that went viral
like probably ten years, ago and it was a device
that helps you put on your socks so you don't
have to bend, down.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
And people were, like he sent me a video of.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
It that's hilarious cause we're. Old but people were, like
oh my, god are we have we gotten that lazy
that we can't just put our socks on my? Back but,
no the point is that they have to market it
to your normal average person in order to make it
a product that can sell enough to even be viable
in the. Marketplace and then the people that need, it
your elderly, people you're disabled, People, yeah can actually have

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it for a price that isn't ridiculous because they're not
just manufacturing it for that SPECIFIC.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
I don't even laugh at that stuff. ANYMORE i feel
like a contortionist trying to tie my.

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Shoes i'm, you, BRO i gotta sit, down and they
got to sit in like a low. Stool, YEAH i
got a lot stool ready to go at home at
all times to put my shoes.

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china they might make you watch ad before you get
a new toilet paper for.

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It hey DID i do that?

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Stool it's.

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Over his mind has been news from the front lines
of the human Versus robot aw Correct maybe five Five
chicago's rock, Station The Morning Marsh pit is on A. Thursday,

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OH i mean. Thursdayday thank. YOU i don't want anybody
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One which? One thursday?

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Button it's rock ninety five By. Thursday both of you
cut off the best way to Join. Thursday correction, please,
okay we gotta tell you what we. THINK O, god
what you foreigner and a? DRINK i don't even want
to talk to you. Guys you, KNOW i thought we

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HAD i thought we had a bond here some. Soliday
if we could agree on, anything it would be that
today is first. Day but, no you guys want to
mess with my day dedicated to. Drinking do you hear,
that dear, Listener they're messing with the drinking?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Day teenage mutant ninja turtles, right mean age too.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
PRONOUNSDAY i hope the packers. LOSE i, okay, WELL i
hope both of you are sad.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Tomorrow we said earlier that packers were named for cheese.
Packers it was actually meat, packers which is a don't
you do?

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It do? It i'm just gonna.

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Because back when the team first, started the guys who
were on the team were on like in the like
a meat packing.

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Factory so that's kind of.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Cool each other's Me.

Speaker 10 (51:38):
Maria, anyway everything feels a little heavy right now maybe
out in the, world and that's kind of why we
go to.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Bars one of the reasons is for a place with like.
Community you want to kick, back, relax have a, drink
shoot the poop with buddies and just what, yeah set
in for a little bit quiet the. World so that's
what we're doing today that we are your radio bar
On rock ninety five to. Five, boys what's a time

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where you went to a bar or you just had
like a drinking story or just, like we're able to
hang out with your dudes that made you forget the
rest of the.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
World dudes and.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Ladies Ladies, OKAY i MEAN i use dudes as a
gender neutral.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Term OH i do all.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Right, well in my younger, YEARS i was a reck
loose after some softball, games, uh and there was just
we just get together and drink AND i was really
tying one off AND i was hitting on this young.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Lady i've seen you real drunk yet nobody. HAS i can't,
wait he's.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Sleepy now you're like leaning your head on some very, energetic.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Very energetic so like it's just one of those bar
settings where everybody knew each other and we're all having
fun and everybody could see me hitting on this, woman
and nobody was stopping.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Me And i'm, like all, right, cool let me go
ahead and shoot my. SHOT i like.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
That your thought, says is IF i shouldn't be doing,
this bystanders will stop.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Me.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
No, well there's a reason why they probably should have stopped,
me BECAUSE i got to the point WHERE i like
fakely proposed to. Her she's mentioned THAT i didn't have
enough money for the carrot size ring as she, wanted
SO i went to the bartender and got a couple of.
Carrots she laughed and enjoyed. Herself everybody in a bar was.
Laughing her girlfriend didn't appreciate any of those.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Advances you know, why it's really clever and. Good she
wouldn't care if you had no.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Chance oh, no she was mad at.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Me yeah that's, yeah that's What i'm.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Saying but you said she didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Care she wouldn't care if you didn't have a. Chance, okay,
RIGHT i know that you're bad at. Listening it's why
you are pronouncing thirst today.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Wrong but, Football but, yeah my friend had to like
tap me on the shoulder and be, like, yo.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
She doesn't like you like. That and two she doesn't
like to look over there and see who's eyeballing you right?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Now and three maybe try hindered lips of an angel
and then you'll get. Further it didn't work.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Either, YEAH i don't have great success, rates it seems.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Not. Mikey.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
YEAH i love a.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Bar love that you could go, there you could have a,
drink you could let the stress get, off you deal
with your anxiety and an Unhealthy but it's a Great
AND i was In portland years ago and my friends
were like the Movie Grand Grandma's boy had just come,
Out yeah With Nick. Schwartzen oh my. God, yeah it's
like An Adam.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Sadler, yeah Happy. Madison.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Wow do you REMEMBER jp in the movie the really, smart,
tall skinny Turd. Nuggets well he was in the bar
playing cool next to.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Us that's, awesome.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Man so that ended up just being a kind of
a fun night BECAUSE i my friend was, like that's,
HIM i, know AND i was, like there's no way.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
That David, Moore yeah is his.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Name and so someone walked by and went hello Turd,
nuggets and he turned around and did the voice and we're,
like oh. Cool so we end up playing pool and
hanging out And Nick swartzon and it was.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Fun it was kind of a fun.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Night bars are fun because you can sort of disappear
from the real, world, yes which is, nice.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
And sometimes that means you have a sassy. Bartender, hello
my name NEVER i was the sassy Bartender and here's
a moment of SaaS for. You it's not, kind it is.
Sassy SO i worked at like a dive. Bar like
we did not have cocktails really like our cocktail was
a rum and coke that we named something different from
a rum and coke.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Like can, beer lots of, cans a lot.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Of we had a special On Miller. HIGHLIGHTS i think
it was two Dollar Miller highlights and four dollar shots
Of kentucky. Gentlemen, okay he was. Dope who is mister
Gentleman kentucky. Gentlemen oh, no we're. Not we don't we.
Should you should have a Little kentucky gentlemen, anyway if

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you want a little conductor, gentleman call one up. Anyway
so very much a dive. Bar and it's like, eleven
we're getting a rush for the night because it's a.
Weekend and the group of ten dudes walks. In they
all have the same black pea coat on with the
same pompa, door, pomador pompador, haircut you know What i'm talking.

(56:05):
About those kinds of. Dudes And i'm Already i'm, like,
interesting you're not a normal, clientele but, whatever come on
up to a packed. Bar they, go can we have
ten old fashions in a dive? Bar And i'm a
little maybe shwty at this point because my boss is

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really liked WHEN i drank behind the, bar which is
probably not, good AND i just don't have a, filter
and SO i just like stare at them for a
second and THEN i like look back at the bars and,
like are you seeing the same bar That i'm? SEEING
i don't know if we even have removed in this,
Bar and SO i just look back at them AND
i go, no and they were like like they're so
off of bit and said they regroup and they go, okay,

(56:47):
Okay and he comes back and he, goes can we
have Ten? Manhattans And i'm, like, no you, can't and he,
goes what can we? HAVE i, said you can have
ten double shots of whiskey and you know, what neat
and he was like, Fine SO i gave him that

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round in, surprise, surprise they left as they. Should it felt.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Nice it feels like a bachelor party or some sort
of celebration if they're all.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Matching it was.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Not they didn't have bachelor party. Vibes it. Had we're
gonna all go out and hit on chips together and
wingman each. Other they were. Young oh, wow we wouldn't
have liked. Them probably all.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Right you shared your stories on techt eight four four
ninety five. Fifty we're gonna share those back with everybody
coming up On rock ninety five.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
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Sorry it's also been a while Since i've owed an.
Apology i'm just always. Right it's Morning. Mosh but On
rock ninety five, five these guys agree with. Me, michael there's.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Nope text. Time let's kick it.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Off from the six three to, oh it's tough to
listen to the show sometimes Because maria is always. WRONG
i don't know where that one came. From yah from
the seven seven Three way, BACK i was at a.
Bar we were talking about bars and how it's nice
because on A, thursday we're making the show kind of
your bar or a place where you can hang. Out
things aren't very, heavy and we're saying you have good bar.

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Stories someone, said way, BACK i was at a. BAR
i was the bar cook At world Of beer In.
Evanston Every friday night they hosted. Karaoke one, DAY i
went off shift to. Sing these women who were my biggest,
fans went on stage started singing Bon jovi wanted dead Or,
alive then shoved the microphone in my. HAND i ran
on stage and they left me to sing all by.
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the bouncer, said leave him. Alone he's here all the.
Time forty years, later no one ever found OUT i
was drinking there under.

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