Swamp Crotch, Social Media Mistakes, and the White Sox Bash!

Episode 120 of The Morning Mosh Pit pulls no punches. From summer sweat problems to social media overshares, we’re here to wake up your day with weirdness, rock, and laughs. Here’s what we’re diving into:

• 10 Things to NEVER Admit on Social Media – Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
• Human vs. Robot War – The machines are still learning. Are we still winning?
• Pam Anderson is BACK – She's got a new look and everyone’s talking.
• Sports –
  • 30 days until football is back. Let the countdown begin.
• Fun to the Head – Game time chaos. Winners, bragging, and shout-outs.
• White Sox Party Preview – July 11 is gonna be wild at Guaranteed Rate Field. We’ve got the inside scoop.
• Rock News – New music, tour drama, and band gossip.
• Nerd News – Tech, science, and your daily dose of dork.
• Swamp Crotch Alert – One brutally honest summer travel tip you didn’t ask for... but needed.

It’s loud, it’s random, and it’s only on #iHeartRadio.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Unfortunately, living on a prayer no longer feasible. You have
to live on full decades of the Rosary. These days
make up five.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I don't even know the whole Hail Mary anymore. What Yeah,
I don't think I ever learned. It is the Rosary.
The beads, Yeah, okay, And what do the beads do?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
They're just kind of like a way to keep track
of how many, oh you the.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Beads actually count for something? Mm hmm. I thought it
was just like a necklace or something.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, so all the like, when you see all the
ones in a row, there's ten of them, it's called
a decade of the Rosary. You're supposed to say ten
Hail Marys, and then that's punctuated by one our Father,
and then you do another ten Hail Marys. And I
think it's like five or a lot of prayer.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
A lot a lot going on there. Have you ever
been in one of the booths? Yeah? I see him
in movies.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I always want to go in one and just make
stuff up.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
They stop, they stop using the booths around us. It
was just more of a face to face thing. I
don't like that at all. Yeah, it made it more personal.
But it was also like I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, do they not give you the behind the can?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
But it was also I think at that point a
lot of people were just very comfortable with our father,
so they're like, you just rather have a conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Interesting, You're not me.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Not what I'm about to confess with religion this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You know what I'm saying already it is thank you.
I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
What a day. Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
We are stock to the gills with vacation week. Because
anybody else, like anybody just thinking there's a lightness in
the air in this studio a couple more days.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You guys don't like gaslight yourself during vacation week. I
fully gaslight myself and I'll be like, no, no, no,
I'm working a full week. Nothing's happening this week, and
then that makes it go by fast.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, I'm glad you get to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You don't do that to you.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm prepping the next two weeks so that I can
try to enjoy next week, and I already know it's
not going to happen. Yeah yeah, okay, but we're going
to stay up because we have two pairs of tickets
to Michael's birthday. I don't. I don't have birthdays anymore.
We are celebrating Michael's birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
We're gonna make this the biggest birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I don't really count anymore. And suddenly my birthday. Where
is Michael's birthday on next Friday?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, it happens to be at Misky. It's the White
Sox one. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yep, there's a baseball game. We're gonna tailgate. We've got
more details on all of that. Also, July might be
the best summer blockbuster movie month. Yeah, you're excited. Ever
think we're gonna get to that nerd movies are? I
feel like movies are back so bad, they're so.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Back, Yeah, because we all want to leave the house.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I was gonna go see F one last night in
the Fordy Theater, but it was every showing was sold
out except the ten forty five showing.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It was wide.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
We got a book days and a sack up.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Go to the ten forty five. I'm just pulling all night.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
I almost did, but I'm just telling you, like, I
haven't wanted to be in a movie theater so bad
in a long time.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
We need to do an all nighter show, Yes, podcast,
like a Thursday and a Friday. Just do an all
night and just come in here and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's the stupidest idea. Let's absolutely do it.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm in Yeah, I'm so down sleep over.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
We're gonna we're gonna be sitting here at that time,
going we shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Braik Mikey's hair. You don't love Marris. I'm gonna paint
your nails.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh, you're gonna look beautiful.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
My niece did it a little while ago.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
They're gonna be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Can we bring some sleeping bags and yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I wasn't going to sleep here.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Your stay up all night in Chicago because by the
time the bars close at four, we just rolled into word.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I like to sell of this. All right, we'll be thrown.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I was gonna say, I don't know, historically speaking, not
great mystics. I need to hear about the weather soon.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You get ready.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's gonna be a I'll tell you coming up next.
Oh it's dispenseful. Yeah, w c.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael Hama Homona.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'm going to venture to say the nicest day of
the year so far. Today a high of just eighty eight,
low humidity, a light breeze, and take a peek outside,
look at the little window we got here. Sunshine all day, baby,
I love it.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maris. I feel like eighty eight's a little high.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I know, with the both of you, With the both
of you, I'm trying to figure out what your perfect
day is.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Because he's over here calling eighty eight and he's in
eighty eight. It's gonna feel like a seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
We had a breeze and it was ninety two two
weeks on, hang on, and then I think you just
want like eighty seventy.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Eight, seventy seven, Okay, I have I'm gonna ask qu
siria question. What is the perceived temperature for today?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I hate that Mother Nature's tax.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Sixty seven is what it's going to feel like. What
that's that's what it feels like now never mind?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, so yeah, why that's a lie.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, and you know what else? You know what makes
it way better? What the humidity is basically going to
be non existent? Okay, so that air is going to
be crisp. That's something to brad. Yeah, and eighty eight
with crisp air and a little breeze.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oohoo baby, oh this says eighty three.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, that's not the local news said eighty eight. My
stupid app said eighty three. I decided to go with
the local news today.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Go outside, you gonna sweat.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
That's basically yes, so what that's what I said.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Rock of the Rooster is back. You're shot at one
thousand dollars. Just listen for that keyword and entered on
the website or the app. Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's rock station, The morning marsh Pit is on.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
There is a level of too much sharing on social media,
and I hope this list helps some people out there
with things that you should never admit on the internet
that lives forever.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh boy, here we.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Go, Yeah, well there should what we are going to do?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And yeah, oh no, absolutely, there's a top ten list
here the in no order.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
The status of your finances. Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, just people like to flex though, but still even
if you do that, you're telling people that you've got
a lot of things to steal.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, the opposite term is I like to commiserate like sock.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
But it's like.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
When you look at like the wealthiest of wealthy walking
around in khakis and kmart shoes.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
They're doing it right, They're not showing it off.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I read that they do that. A lot of them
do that so they don't have to think about what
to wear. There you go, Because I spend time in
the morning, I'm like, what.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Am I gonna wear? Purper?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
But that's extra ten minutes a time in my life
that I don't get back.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's kind of interesting. I've started laying it out the
night before. Oh good thing.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, because I got to match a hat with a
shoe and almost always match the ins and outs of
your health. Now, this one I can kind of see
two ways, because you obviously want to let your friends
know that you're not that close with but sometimes it's
a little bit too much.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, I mean, like I don't want to hear about
like your urus falling out of your body, ex. Mother
in law. But at the same which there's a video
on the same token. I had a friend who had
cancer that shared all of that right battle on social media,
and I was happy that you did. She wanted the
solidarity in community.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's like, I want you to be there support me,
But there's certain things that I want to be supportive
of and.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Not everything right. Issues in your relationship. Yeah, I hate
reading about this. Stop.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
It's so uncomfortable to see people complaining about relationships online.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
But it's also I think it's a false flag because
they're just looking for attention that they're not.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Getting in their relationship. Good point.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, things you hate about your job, that's probably not
the best thing.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's just a bad idea. We just say it on
the air.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I was about to say, I bet you won metal
against the corporate shills publicly that that is not the case.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I know this one's going to be a hot take.
Political issues that are driving you crazy.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You know what's funny is back in the day when
I was a little baby, I was probably like ten,
and my parents went into the courthouse in our little
country town and they voted, and they came back to
the car and I said, who'd you vote for? And
they said, we don't talk about that. I get it now. Yeah,
it's way easier in life to just not get into
that crap with people.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Again. I see both. I see both. I want my
people that I do talk politics with because we're going
to have good faith conversations I value their perspective right,
and they have something different to bring to the table.
But that is a select community.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
I was referring to as a general population walking into
a party and starting talking about politics, like, yeah, no, that's.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Not correct to throw this bomb in the room.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Facebook status has never changed my opinion exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You know, parenting challenges that you're facing because if your
kids are smart, they're going to see this later and
they're gonna have questions. So be selective about how you're
posting about that. Wild nights you can't remember. I've got
so many of those are fun to go back and
look us. It's fun to talk about in person. I
don't want like a stamp in time remind me. I

(09:38):
don't know how I got home.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That night, unless it's a picture of me on your
back from the Christmas part. I know how I got home.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
It was my uber just walking down the street with
a small personal Are we at number one? We're emotional
breakdowns nobody.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Those are always hard because it's hard to tell the
genuine from the forced. Because like, if you're having a
breakdown in the middle of a live I want to
be there for you. If you took out your camera yeah,
force tears and to cry on camera. I feel weird
about it, and obviously I want to reach out and
help you, but like, we're not doing this for clicks.

(10:19):
Private matters within your family and then the amount of
stuff that you own, which ties back into your finances.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
All these athletes are getting robbed lately, you know, and
they post a lot of that. Like what you could
literally google their address, right, Yeah, all I got to
do is get to all that jewelry.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
It's out there.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
But the other thing, too, is that what is social
media for? I think that, like, if we can have
a space where all of this is fine, because it's
like a different version of hanging out with your friends online.
The problem is that our employers are on social media
and that's where things get a little I have.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
To hold back on some inappropriate memes, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Yes, yes you do, Mane.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It is the Morning Mastrid on Rock ninety five five,
Maria doing what she does best. What is that Ready
for war?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You mean defending the humans and the inevitable human versus
robot war.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
UK firm cloud Climax has unveiled on I call that
Rain has unveiled Thank You, has unveiled what it bills
as the world's costliest robot companion, The ex O four
sync to AI girlfriends, Oh, come on, let's go. The
life sized doll runs chat GPT style software, let's recognize

(11:49):
his faces with hidden cameras, speaks English, Chinese, Russian and Korean.
Birthday next week, and can even pour coffee with motorized arms.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Can I tell you that our world is about to
change drastically?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Buyers customize the robot's hair, voice, and wardrobe through a
phone app and steer the bot over Wi Fi.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
How much is this so we can pre order for Michael?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
It costs around eighty nine thousand.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Eighty nine thousand jeesus. It seems like what was the
name of it again?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That would be the XO for XO four zero four
is so clear there's a dash in there, sink that's
s y nz two. Yeah, go ahead, and I'm looking
this up. Only three have sold since it's twenty twenty
four launch.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I'll help with a down payment for your birthday, buddy.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
How interesting You can choose every option on this hair, color,
eye size, nose, I mean, you can customize this to
be exactly what you want.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I am sick of AI stealing women's jobs. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Mean pouring coffee for Michael? Can she make a sandwich?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I hate it here, but truly, that is how they
get you. What's going to happen here? If I wanted
to change my hair and my personality and cook food,
I'd get back into an abusive relationship. And instead that
guy's going to be taken because the robot's gonna be
able to be subservient much better than I ever could.

(13:21):
And then once again, our reproduction rates are going to
go down and they'll win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Pressure Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
What just happened?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
We're feeling under pressure? Yeah, because I'm supposed to throw
this to you Murray right before we went on the air,
she goes, what do we do? Well?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Because I did mention off air that it is the
Queen Pamela Anderson's birthday.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
The icon She grew me up a lot, grew up
a lot. I don't like that's a wild statement.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, threw me right up and out.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Her what we say, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen, Electra, all the
bay Watch babes, the Queens, the Queen.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh yes, and now she's going to be in that
movie with Liam Neeson.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
The Naked Gun reboots it. She is the love interest.
But I see this as being absolutely hilarious.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Just pam because she hasn't acted in a little while.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
We're really having a Pamela Anderson renaissance.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I love this because I know she was getting a
lot of flak on the internets because she's gone no makeup.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Now, why would that give her flax? She looks great exactly.
I think this is giving and Maria correct me if
I'm wrong. Yeah, if I were a woman in the world,
I would feel this insane pressure to look perfect all
the time. And the woman, the one literally the queen
of being at one time the most beautiful, wanted, loved
woman in the world, is like, it's okay to just

(15:09):
be yourself. Oh my god, it's got to be a
good feeling.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
That also the fact that she's even being cast as
a love interest, like she's let's.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Be so real.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
She's not like old by any of the imagination she's
fifty eight today, eight five eight.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
She's still pretty. She just hasn't done the thing where
now you know, they do the plastic surgery and you
got the high cheekbones and the filler in the eyes all.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
She doesn't have puppy face. I was gonna say she's
had work done. We can't deny that even a little bit.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
But there's a very big difference from doing classic surgery
at the right time and then overdoing it.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And she still looks like Pamela Anderson. She's not trying
to whatever work she has had done, She's not trying
to sell an image of perfection, which I quite enjoy.
She's just being herself and what she wants to be.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Still very sexy.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's Pamela eight four four, nine, five, five ninety five
fifty text in your favorite memories of Pamela.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Not too many.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I got that is going to win this one, but
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
So what what was your what was your who do
you who did you grow up with? Who was the
hot chick when you were For me, it was Pamela
Anderson period, who top to bottom hot? Yeah, Marion, who
was like if you glanced back at your teen days,
what was about?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Who's I gotta go Lenny Kravitz first one?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, yeah, let's see two thousand and six sex symbol.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
What a babe? Yeah, what a babe?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah she was you know what it would be me,
Lacunis I think for me.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh she's so yeah for you just look up a
specific year.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
No, I was just I just looked up, yeah, two
thousands ones. But I didn't even like see it on
the list. I was just like thinking, like, who was
the chick who was like that girl and like specifically sexy,
because really, Jennifer Lawrence was that girl, but in a
very different way than me. Lakun seventy show was that girl?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
She was so cute, such a cute.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Well she's a baby on that seventies show.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
But no, you know what Jennifer Love Hewett.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh there's a bunch of the two reasons I love
Jennifer Love Hewett. Jesus, I remember some of those movies.
What was I know where you did last Star?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
It is insane.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I gotta say, she's got getting distracted.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
She's got a new movie coming out because they're bringing
back I Know what you did last summer?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh really yeah? Interesting?

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, eighty four four ninety five fifty. Who was the
babe in your day?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I can't wait to see these. Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Made you start puberty that day the Bond scene eight
four ninety five fifty hit that taxa line Stone Temple pilots.
I really thought that would be monks pilots. I don't

(18:00):
know any plots that live in a stone temple. What
is this Star wars? Anyway, it's morning mosh, but I'm
rock ninety five five boys? What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Thank god?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh yeah, did you want to start?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
And I'll let you?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Okay? Cool? Thank you, Maria, You're welcome. Appreciate it, Michael.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
No games yesterday, no baseball games, White Sox didn't play
and the Cubs didn't play. A nice day, offerable, But
they are back in action today. Cubbies play at home
seven oh five against Cleveland, and the Socks are in
Los Angeles playing the Dodgers with a nine to ten.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Game, those guys known for dodging.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Well, what were you saying, Maris? If the if the
Socks can pull off onto this game, Socks.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Pull off a win against the Dodgers, I'm going to
be not only impressed. But I might buy a socks
hat for your birthday. I might buy a dang, did
I do it again?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I did it again?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
What?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I just put a bet out there that I didn't
need to.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I like it a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
So the white socks are like good, Okay, we gotta
sell the merch.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Hang on, when you hear a bet from Marris, you
gotta up the ante on and make him really marinate
in it because it's saw so your birthday. So you
really are in a position of leverage. And for me personally,
watching as a bystander, I don't think a white Sox
hat is nearly enough. You've seen how he puts together
entire outfit.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I think it would need to be the full uniform.
I think so too, socks uniform. I think how confident
are you that?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Okay, well, I'm I'm saying with the hat, I will.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
So you're saying, if the socks take one of these
games in l.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
A that you so white Sox uniform.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Hat, you gotta get the socks to long socks and
the cleats.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
They could just be white all day. Okay, cleats, all right,
cleats and socks okay, Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Really confident they will not win one of those games.
The Dodgers are good. To be fair, I wouldn't probably bet.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
On the I hear their a little dodgy.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I did this again a second time. I'm not reading
the belt.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
A little ding ding went off in my head. That's
not what I meant.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
All right, Good for you and baseball's back tonight though.
So uh, We're gonna keep track of Bulls free agency.
But I'm just trying to pace it all. I feel
like they're just about to throw it in the win.
Happy to see Trey Jones is going to be coming back.
I'm trying to monitor if they're going to get this
deal with Giddy Dunn's supposed to go through, but the

(20:31):
Bulls might find a way to Bulls this and.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
You seem frustrated a little bit.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
It's we have given up a lot in the last
few years and not gotten a lot back for it,
and now looking at it in hindsight is kind of like,
what did we do?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I don't know what we're doing it this is it's
it's a tank of sorts.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
But you know what, we got a younger team and
we're gonna go off the youth.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
But good news go off.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
The youth is such a weird.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Was a terrible thing to say for you football fans.
We are thirdy days away.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
The Hall of Fame game will be on July thirty first. Michael,
do you know who's playing? No, I don't, my Aria,
would you like to guess who's playing in the Hall
of Fame Game on July thirty first.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
I actually know already, but I want you to say it.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's a gonna answer. That's a great answer because it's
definitely the Chargers and the Detroit Lions.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh really, it is the first pre season game, and
I like, I don't expect to see anything.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I don't care. I'm just excited. Football is gonna be
coming back.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
So we'll be keep an eye on training camp stories
and the whatnot once the Bears get going.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yes, Maria, we.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Just got to summer.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I know it does when you talk football, it does,
but feel like fall, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
We just got to summer.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I'm already sniffing like cinnamon and it's okay.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
It just got warm.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Like we're gonna go. We are gonna get through this together.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
NASCAR, it is race week and if you're downtown, you're
gonna have a tough time getting around Grant Park, Millennium Park.
All that stuff is just basically the roads are closed down.
They're nice and they're paved now, but they're closed down.
Let's see here, Roosevelt from Michigan to Lakeshore Drive is closed,
Lakeshore Drive from Randolph to mcfetteridge is closed, and Michigan

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along Grant Park is closed. Tough sledding downtown this weekend.
Friday night, we got the Truck Race. Saturday night, you
got the I don't know what they call it now,
the Infinity Race, I guess, and then the Sprint Cup Race,
which is called like the Grant Park one sixty five,
which is really cool. It's a great name. It's gonna
be a fun weekend. Good and you got Zach Brown
band playing Saturday night, so that's even to more people.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That's tape.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's gonna be wold. And guess what Fun to the
Head's next.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh, here's a bit only plug there. It's Tuesday. It's
Fun to the Head. You want to play?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
We call it in an eight four four ninety five fifty.
We got tickets for summer of loud Parkway Drive, kill Switch,
Engage I Prevail Bear Tooth all the Credit Union one
Amphitheater on July thirteenth. That is a Sunday. Just take
Monday off because you know what's gonna happen at this show.
You're gonna get tired and tear an acl But yes,

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you want to play fun into the head with us.
You're answering questions. Take one of us hostage for a
save if you don't know a question, and we take
the darts for.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
You when you get a question wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
So choose wisely eight four four ninety five fifty be
call it tend to play Fun to the head and.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now fun to the Head on Rock twenty five five. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Hey are we speaking
with John? Yeah? At John?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
What's going on? Good morning get How is your Tuesday
going right now? Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
How's Wooddale? Very nice? Very like that?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Good Welcome from to the head on the line today
the tickets to Summer of Loud. You're going to have
to pick a hostage here and be ready to answer questions.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
We're gonna take the darts for you because we love
you that much. John.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Now, who do you want to be your hostage today.
I know it's a difficult, all right, get.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
You No, No, Mike, I think today I'm gonna give
you the benefit of the gatling gun.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Jesus, which one of you is gonna let me be reading.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
The questions, Maria, I'll read the question.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, John, we got this. I'm gonna get you. These
tickets are helping.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
You to get these anti aircraft.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Aim alone, Michael, Jesus, this is the kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Right at I line with me. All right. Let's start
with question one, Guy.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Oh, don't we have fun? Okay? Which fruit floats in
water because it's twenty five percent air? Apple? That is correct?
Apple is absolutely correct. They also are known for keeping
the doctor away. You're right. Question number two, which holiday

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has the most candy sold in the US? Halloween, Valentine's
Day or Easter?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Halloween?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
That is correct?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
John? All right? Give him the answer. One more and
I don't get shot. Yeah, maybe let's go.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Question three, My gatling guns dry.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
But not empty. Pokemon evolves into jiredo.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
It's oh, please be a boultmon fan.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
No, you get to save John, You get to save Remember,
do you want to use your.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Safe yeah, magic card.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh my god, do we know what this means. It
means you and John, you have saved your hostage. Not
only have you saved him, you kept him from getting
shot even once. John.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh my goodness, John, incredible. My heart was beating the
entire time because I'm.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Like, we'll put the picture up. Yeah, the gatling gun
was like four inches from his face.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
This is why I sat on the floor. And then
I shout into the microphone from across the room.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's fine. Michael was going for full torture today.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
But John, you are going to Summer of Wild with
Parkway Drive, Chill, Switch, Engage, I Prevail, and bear tooth
all on July thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Who are you excited to see?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Who?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I like to say bear to still fit the gauge. Yeah,
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
This is perfect show for you to have plans on
who you're going to take with you. My girlfriend, great race,
You got a date night with John on July thirteenth,
going to be an amazing show. And for everyone else,
make sure you get your tickets at livenation dot com.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I don't know if Green Day knew this was going
to be the graduation montage for everybody for the next forever.
But it was definitely featured at my graduations plural graduations. Yeah,
high school in eighth grade Okay, yeah, I didn't care
about college.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Also lied at multiple funerals, so that's true.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
It's a staple for a lot of universatile so it's us.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
We're sending me awful one or the other. On delight
for on to Dunk.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's the morning mashpit in that man, Michael, which you
got for Let's talk a little rock news.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
As we get closer and closer summer rolls on, we
look forward to the shows, two of which August nineteenth
and twentieth at the United Center. Nine Inch Nails Maria,
I can't. I know, you're very excited.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm gonna wear all my chains.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
The nails last night. They're over in the UK right now,
And midway through the show they retreated to a secondary
stage that no one really they haven't done this on
any of their other shows or anything, and went into
basically a full techno show for a while. They did
Love is Not Enough techno remix, they did me I'm
Not Techno remix, and they did send Techno remix on

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this other stage and sort of people are saying like
it felt like a rave all the sudden, like we're
at a rock show.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Now we're at a rave.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Then they go back to the rock stage and blow
it out and finish the show out.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
It makes a lot of sense. Nine Inch Nails give
rave rock shows.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
You know, I just started salivating. That sounds amazing. I
love when bands do different things.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, we're at twelve inch Nails at this point.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
So again, August nineteenth and twenty fifth United.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Center, and we have rumors going around about evan essences
Amy Lee. She says, quote, we're working on a lot
of new songs.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Please, thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Guess it's less of a rumor now because I heard
a little rumbling about this. But now that she's addressed it,
she says they will release a new single Afterlife on Friday,
March twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
So I gotta read that long.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
So Amy Lee did do a single with Halsey. Oh
is it dope those two voices together? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, man, I love Amy Lee.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, so yes, new music from Amy Lee. I guess
Evanescence right, she's still in evanescent. She's I know, she's
done a few other things and oh no, it's fly
Leaf that's coming to town with break Thank.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
You, Benjamin. When they do the acoustic show at the house.
Sometimes I get my rock ladies mixed up.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I also have some rock news. Study now suggests that
in Canada they found the oldest rocks. They're at least
four point one six billion years old and part of
the only piece of Earth's crust known to have survived
from the planet's earliest eon. Rock news, Wow, I love
a rock report on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Ah Summer sixty nine, it was a good year. Rock
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station Morning mosh Pit is on.
Was it a good year, Mikey, It was a great year.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
You'd like to reminisce about that year that you were alive.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I don't think I was just swimming at that point.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
You were born in two thousand. You were turning twenty.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Five, right, Yeah, yep. I didn't graduate in two thousand
and one, that's for sure. Quick school there the biggest
thing that happened.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
You skipped a lot of grace I did. I was
very smart, baby, very smart.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
There's absolutely some list you don't want to be on
in Chicago birthday list. We are on the wrong list
for this one.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Worse Kazoom music.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Worst bedbug Cities Hell measured from May of twenty twenty
four to May twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Right at the top of the list, Chicago. I don't
even understand a bed bug.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Bed bugs built this city?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Are they poisonous? Do they sting? Do they there?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
It's a bedbug city.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm looking at a bed bug Yeah, we're a bedbug city.
I think Maria, you said you had a situation.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Not in Chicago, but yes.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, so run us through it. Gross.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I lived with my first boyfriend and we had moved
from one apartment where I think we got the bed bugs,
and then we moved into another one and they like,
you came with us in the mattress because we it
was unconfirmed. Don't don't don't I know, I said, pa,
do not. But so what happened was we would wake
up with bits that would be itchy. I would be like,

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do you think, But we also like lived right next
to a window with that had like a lot of bushes,
were like ant's could be coming in whatever, it could
be anything. We hadn't seen anything yet, and then you
get crazy and paranoid. You start googling and it says
it's bed bugs if it's like three bites in a row,
and then you're like looking at your bikes. It's like, well,
it's not three in a rows. It's probably like nothing.

(32:20):
Until one day at approximately five am, which used to
be very early for me, I opened my eyes and
what do I see? A bedbug crawl right past my face?
And I was like, oh, DoD d was my boyfriend
at the time, dog look he like looks. I was like,
that's a bad bug. That's for sure a bed bug.

(32:42):
Then we like we had looked before, by the way,
so I think in like the two weeks that we
had like been dealing with it, the population exploited and
went from We couldn't find them too. We lift up
the mattress and it was disgusting. It was disgusting. I
mean like like big black spots that I was just like,
what is out And it was a ton of bad

(33:02):
bugs all in one spot. It was disgusting.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I felt so gross and crawl over and you have
to fumigate and basically get rid of a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I threw away the bed, the frame, like we had
to fumigate that whole room. You have to wash everything.
They tell you to put clothes in like trash bags
and leave them in like your hot cars, so that
it kills everything in there with the heat.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
No do at all.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Not good. Dislike zero out of ten, do not recommend.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
So, yeah, Chicago, there's not a great that We're at
the top of this list, follow by Cleveland, Detroit, Los Angeles, Indie, DC,
Grand Rapids, Columbus, Ohio, Champagne, Illinois for two cities in Illinois,
and then Milwaukee at number ten.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
So like Midwest is coming in strong on that. Like
you don't hear about the Pacific Northwest. There's no Boise,
there's no Seattle, there's no wonder if the weather has
something to do with it.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It hurts to hear Cleveland and Detroit come after.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Us, you know, God, Yeah, just be on the lookout
the tiny assassins of your bed.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Don't let them.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
The micro predators they really bugged me. Well, they feed
on blood, which is gross too.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, it's not good. I've never felt like a more
disgusting person in that moment than I am. Disgusting individual.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Garbage, a woman, an anthem of the two thousands, my
dirty Little.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Secret from all American rejects. I remember it being in
a lot more movies, but the one.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
That stands out is Deuce Bigelow European Gigielow, Take It
to the Zoo.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I love that you immediately have lines from Deuce Bigelow
and recall in your brain that just sums up so
much of who you are. You're so welcome.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I think it's such a such an epic film.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yep, it's definitely it's a film. Yes, the way that
it was made and produced it was perfect for that
time frame, and it was released. I don't even think
I could release these days.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
No, No. We would definitely see headlines about it, probably,
And the thing about news headlines is they are depressing
as hell and also jarring and alarming and like not good.
They're just not good. But luckily we work for genius people,
and the corporate shills said to just put a positive

(35:28):
spin on the news headlines. And when I questioned further,
they had no answers. But I am a dutiful servant,
and so.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'm gonna be We're going to learn and we're going
to be happy.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
With bad news. Bears, lightning strike destroys Georgia family's home.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Dam there's a lot of lightning lately. What's going on
with that?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
What did they do to anger God? All these questions
and more On the morning moshpit woman leaves one hundred
and twenty mile per our police pursuit with baby.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
It's bonding, you know, mother child.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Baby's not going to remember it's family, but it's body will.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
At least ten people attacked by man with chain.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
At least it wasn't a chainsaw. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
I thought you were gonna say chainsaw. But a chain's
pretty bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Is it a little chain? Is it a big chain?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Let's test them all, Mikey, that's not Man's leads guilty
to shooting up church.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Huh, Holy, I like that joke. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
It's just bad news, so bad.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Indeed, speaking of Holy, we have fireworks safety tips on
the way next to.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Right Rock mayby five to five, Chicago's Rock Station. Surprised.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I have all my fingers after all the Fourth of
July's I've been through.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
But we have some safety.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Tips, indeed, especially because in twenty twenty four, over fourteen
thousand firework related to injuries were reported. Geez, most involving
the hands, had and ears. Eleven people people were killed
ooh by fireworks last year.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
In twenty twenty three, one man was killed after he
thought it'd be funny to put a firework on his
head and light it blue. Part of his head off.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Sounds like a terrible idea, smart guy, Yeah, this is
when Darwinism wins.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So authorready say alcohol was involved.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I was literally about to say, what kind of sucks? Is?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
You wish that you could be like, ow, that guy's
just stupid. But really, that guy was probably a normal
dude who was drunk. And I've done some stupid stuff
when I was drunk.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Do it, Jeff, Yeah, do it?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah? And to be fair, it probably was funny before
he died. All right, So the US Consumer Products Safety
Commission has a list of recommendations of how to stay
safe with fireworks. So we're going to see if we
could make it this list on the morning. Mauch. All right,
let's do it number one, and we're all out. Never

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let children play with fireworks, Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
I'm an adult. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
You're wearing a Star Wars short.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Are you not a Star Wars fan?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, and I'm not adulting, thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I'm claiming it. I have money to spend money on
Star Wars stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
You're choosing between air conditioning, tires and a switch to.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I have out of three things.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, one of them is the Nintendo switch to and tires.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
So we keep fireworks away from Maris. Yeah, you're in
the room.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I just say that I am very safe, and you
would love to say that if it were true. Number two,
keep a bucket of water or a hose close by
in case of a fire just makes sense. Carefully follow
instructions on packaging when handling fireworks.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I don't know that I've ever ever read the package.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Right, set it on fire, and then you back up
and you'll watch light fireworks quickly and move away from
them quickly.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Well that's a no brainer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, unless you're you know, trying to hit your friends with.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Or you're Terry stuck in the wheelchair, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
In twenty fifteen, NFL star Jason Pierre Paul blew his
hand apart in a fourth of July accident. Multiple surgeries,
lost a finger and had permanent hand I guess for
a football player, it's bad news.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, no kidding a club after that? Did he really? Wow?
That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Was he on the Bears? Was a bad news bear?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
That wasn't on the Bears? What was he on the Giants?
Remember he was on another team? After that?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Bad news Giants? Mikey. Instead of looking that up, put
on the put the terry, put it in reverse. Terry on
our morning mosh pit story. Please, that's bad morning mosh
pit on Instagram anyway. Do not relight or touch fireworks
that don't ignite. You just want me to sit there
and waste my money.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
I put the word back in any search, and the
first thing that comes up is back it up, terry.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Do not point fireworks at anyone or any homes.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Don't have any fun you ever throw them in water,
float up, throw stick a dynamite.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I haven't watched fish float up back.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I get in a fight with a friend because he
was point of firework at me.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
That was we used to point them at. We used
to have firework wars where we would get boxes of
Roman candles and build out like arm pieces that would
shoot yeah and your iron man. Basically we'd make fireworkman.
The scariest thing is you're in the woods, right, it's
pitch black, there's you know, a bunch of your friends
are out there with explosives, and all of a sudden,
just to your left you just see a fuse light
and you're like, wha you because.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
You know you're about to get lit up.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Magic missile, Magic missile.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
There's backing up Terry sir by the way and incredible.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Well, this is how you be safe with fireworks. Trust
us on the morning, Marsh. But we'll let you know
safety measures.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
If we make it. Yeah, we're alive.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Afterwards we have to because Lincoln Park will be here
on August eleventh, and I'm not missing this show. Additionally,
we're not going to miss the next keyword from Rocky
chance to win one thousand dollars. So you're not going
to go across the border and buy fireworks, not at all.
Now here's a bit only blood will there.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
There is a celebration a foot. We have planned a.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Very big outing baseball fireworks stat you on veiling so
excited for that baseball game, all for Michael.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I am so excited for Michael's first birthday.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Stop is that what we're spending it. I don't have
birthdays anymore.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I am old. Now this is I told you I
don't want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Your first Chicago birthday. So this is Mikey's first birthday.
It was first birthday. Better way, that's our baby boy on.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
The south Side at Kamisky. What a tailgate. We're giving
away concert.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Tickets and we're sting to a future Socks game. But Michael,
I'll be there in my birthday suit. Then we might
you might get arrested. I'm not going to jail for
you on your birthday. That's not what is that?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yike? We want to keep.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
People around for real. A four four ninety five fifty.
You want to join us for Michael's birthday. I almost
forgot our birthday. This is a party.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's at Mikey White Soxers birthday.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
No, it is absolutely.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Baby boy growing up.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Taking it a time to understand that you love baseball
in this city so much you want to spend it
on the South Side.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Well, uh, okay, fine, but no, hat snow cakes. Let's
not make it some sort of weird things. I already feel.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Like Anna tell stuff Truro, you're right, or bro we
can go over and tell stuff Turrow you you're.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
So right, no hats no nothing normally.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yes, eight four four ninety five fifty. You want your
You're all invited to Michael's birthday party Chicago game of baseball,
but if you want to get in.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Actually, we're just gonna just do it. Let's talk to Justin.
Let's talk.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Make sure you say happy birthday to Mikey.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Hey, Justin? Yes, how you doing today? This justin? Pretty good?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
You just want a pair of tickets to join us
as a Chicago White Sox take on the Cleveland Guardians.
There's gonna be a statue unveiled for Mark Burly. We're
gonna be there to tailgate giveaway some concert tickets.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And it's Michaels and Mikey's birthday.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It's gonna be a fun time.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Which part are you most excited for? For me, it's
Mikey's birthday.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I'm damn it.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Well, I would say I got I get up to
Michael guess birthday. But also so.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, now if you had to get a gift from
Michael his birthday, like yeah, but I am old.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I don't want to talk about this anymore. No, it's fine.
It's fine, Michael.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You're gonna We're gonna celebrate your birthday in the grandest
way possible.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Be something for teething first birthday?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Am I circumcised?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Why I'll do it?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
A blue poop aloy, Justin, You're smart mom.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
A blue choe, A blue cho blue choe. You can
either be a viator of the twelve baby and I'm
looking to run the race. Justin. Thanks so much. You
got our second pair of tickets. Today.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
We will see you at Michael's birthday at Miski for
the White Sox game and the Mark Burley statue unveiling.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Justin can't wait to hang with you in person.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Also, no, we are giving away tickets to Michael's birthday
party all day, but this was our last time. If
you want to make sure you're in the building, make
sure you head over to White Sox dot com to
get your tickets.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Today. D Alert, it's time to dark out.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I don't know what the movie theaters did, but I
am beyond happy. Right now, we are about to get
three blockbuster movies in the month of July, starting this
week with the seventh movie in the Jurassic Park franchise
Jurassic World Rebirth.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Hell, yeah, I know about you, but I love dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Let's been all those popcorn buckets that funded movies, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Is there Jurassic yeahs.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
So Scarlett Johansson and mar Charlotte Ali are in this one.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
And here's the mission, guys.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
The mission is to secure genetic material from dinosaurs whose
DNA can provide life saving benefits to mankind.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
And guess what happens.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
It goes wrong because we're messing with dinosaurs again.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Oh, there's a.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Is it a new dinosaur?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I believe so that it's a new Diynosta Charlotte Johansson's
in this. Yes, I take back everything I said.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Superman and this is not just Superman but James Guns.
Superman will be in theaters on July eleventh. And to
put it in perspective, James Gun is a big comic,
big book NERD read them, Okay, yes, he read them extensively,

(46:41):
so he knows how to use the source material properly.
He directed Guardians of the Galaxy, so I expect great
thanks from this Superman movie.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
And then towards the end of the month, the MCU
gives us.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
The Fantastic Four first steps. You might know a gentleman
by the name of Adro Pascal. You can do no wrong, No,
he can't. You also have Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn from
Stranger Things, and Eban Moss Backrack from The Bear The Cousin.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Oh yeah, I love him, yeah cousin. So I'm very
excited that the MCU is finally.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Getting a crack at the Fantastic Four as they're looking
to face. Like I've told you guys, the World Eater, Galactus,
and Silver Surfer will be in this one.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
So some new batties to take on in the hero world.
What I'd love to see this all rolled together?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Superman flies into Jurassic Park, then the Fantastic Four got
to show up to help.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yes, Can I say something a little controversial, plea Jesus
as a superhero. I don't like Superman. Really, he's Mary Sue.
He's too perfect. There's nothing particularly interesting about him.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I'm glad you brought that up.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh, James Gunn has provided imperfections within this Superman, thank God,
to make him more human and less unbeatable.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
So that's again another aspect that I'm very interested to
see how they take.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
The song, because, yeah, Superman's perfect, He's done no wrong. Yeah,
but when you see some cracks.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
In the fold of Superman come through, I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
About this little to Christ.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Like there's your Jurassic Park popcorn bucket.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
It's a t rex head and then the back has
a little slot that pulls.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Open and you put popcorn in.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Okay, that's what you put in backslot, ma'am, open up
for backslot.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
It is all kind of mourning goodness, what whoa I'm
talking about popcorn?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
You weren't Jesus about eight four four, nine ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Let us know what movie you are excited about this summer.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Doesn't have to be these three oh half one You
still need to go, Michael, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
You know a movie I'm the most excited for. Please
tell us it's not a movie coming out in theaters,
but it's one that I love dearly and that I'm
going to make with Michael's.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Mom Oh turn it. Rocky's keyword is on the way.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
If you need one thousand dollars to help fund your
movie projects, be sure to get your next ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
O sweaty after that one.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
This ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Oh what are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Did you know that swamp crotch can get you flagged
by the TSA? Okay, what this is? Went viral on Reddit.
A woman on Reddit says that her groin got her
flagged by airport security at two separate airports. She had
to be pulled aside, padded down, and double checked. What

(49:46):
It's interesting? They say that swamp crotch or excessive crotch
sweat or frankly, too much sweat anywhere will trigger the scanners.
They say that the scanners use a technology that bounces
off of water.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
The the.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
X ray waves or whatever sort of hits something that's
a little wet and it sets off the sensor, saying
that you have something that is People in the comments
on Reddit chimed in with their similar stories, saying one
t SA literally told them to de swamp their crotch.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Jeez my god. People are traveling. So here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
If you've already gotten to this point of swampy and
the detectors picking up the swamp you gotta change clothes.
You just can't patch yourself dry and expect it to
be okay.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, well we are in this season of multiple outfit
changes through.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yeah, you know that's a thing. I swear there's nothing
on me, like wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
But there might be something.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
It's just all sweat. That's got to be embarrassing too.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Well, of course, also like not great for the patdom.
You know.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
It says you can carry gold bond and other powders.
By the way, it just has to be twelve ounces
or less. Says you could require additional screening, which kind
of defeat.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
The ounces three ounces, right. It says here has to
be twelve ounces or less. Twelve ounces of gold bond
is a lot.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Maybe we need a lot of powder. Baby, I'm you
didn't swamp I ass you know what?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
You know? How have you been the Hawaiian Airport Maui
is sort of outdoors a lot of it. I bet
they're setting off detectors constantly.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I'd imagine it.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
There's also like a nice shaded breeze coming through at
the same time.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Well, you've been.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
It's just humid, so it's hard to stay away from
the swampy parts.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Wow, fifty, you've been stopped at TSA for anything random.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
I'm gonna swamp myself up and I'm gonna go go
through a report security.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I'll do it on the phone. I'll have I'll have
any earpiece, and we'll do it live on the air. Good,
You're good. You're going to pay for a flight to
test the swampiness of your well. I figured the station
would pay for the fight.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Right, Okay, Stasan can't even pay for it.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
We can't afford to send you to Toledo.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Right Toledo, we can afford to send him to Joliet.
I hate everything about you. Why do I love you?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I have the same sentiment.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
She sounds hot. She must be so hot. It's the banging,
that's why. That's why you're into her. Anyway. It's morning,
much bit on Rocket ninety five five. What do we doing?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Text message time all day? We ask you to text us,
send us pictures, anything you want. We got a whole
phone number for you to text to. It's eight four
to four. I spent on ninety five to fifty.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
That's right, you did say that.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
And we got a bunch going on here today. Earlier
in the show, today, we're talking about your team crush. Basically,
Pamela Anderson is back. She's going to be in the
new Naked Gun movie and she's a bad bitch and
she's not wearing makeup now, and like we'd we're loving
this right, yes, yeah, a lot.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Again.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
It gives people who stupid beauty standards for women. It
allows them to go, hey, it's okay to just age.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Granted she's also aged exceptionally well, so there's that. I mean,
she's like it is money exactly.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, it's dope.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
She's still not aging like a normal person, but it's still nice.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
From the eight one for Denise Richard is God, we
don't speak an ill word against her in this house, and.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
You're right, wow is well things.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Honestly, the Earth would be better if it were made
by Denise Richard's probably.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
From the six three, Oh, the hot girl for me
was Megan Fox because of Transformers.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Oh my god, even I thought she was not Transformers.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
It was a vampire mother.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Rachel's body Jennifer's body it is, which is so underrated
under one so good.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
From the eight five seven Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I like her for a couple of reasons, from the
sixth three to oh and this was back in the uh.
I think the peak for Margot Robbie was full of
Wall Street. Oh yeah, goodness. I mean, I don't want
to say peek because she's still urgeous.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Say peak.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
That's when I saw her ceiling and she said, absolutely
not and she crashed through that thing.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yes she did.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
How about bo Derek and Heather Lockley are coming in
from the seven seven three for my time, But I
understand completely and I'm an interesting texture boy. Rob from
Oak Park, I'm sorry, Rob from Oak Forest. He says, Hey, guys,
just a heads up. Indiana fireworks can be bought legally
at the busy Bee Garden Center on Cicero Avenue and
mid Lothian, huge tent out front, lots of good stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
So hid, here's the thing. I'm sure there are fireworks
that you can buy. It's not gonna be what you're
looking for, are they like? And I don't know specifically,
because there's two things that are gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
They're either not gonna have.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
What you're really looking forward to explode or we just
dry snitched on a business.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
So it's like legally, you're legally allowed to have them,
but not legally allowed to set them off. You know.
It's like mushroom school.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
When they get raised. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
And by the way, we're talking about this on the
show today. Watch your fingers. Yeah, don't light off fireworks
on your head.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Actually, the news was showing drastic demonstrations of fireworks going
wrong dummies and like the heads were exploding, and you should.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Be able to pay to get someone's face put on
that dummy.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
That's that's a good thing for charity with them.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
They do that, like with roaches and stuff at the Zoom,
Like name the roach after your.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Ex and feed it to the animals.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah. Yeah, put your ex's face on a fireworks dummy. Yeah,
explode on his face.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
All right, let's see here. You want one more? Sure,
I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot from the hip here. We're
talking about bed bugs on the show today.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
I'm Rick.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Here's my first sand experience with bed bugs. I'm an exterminator,
so I do not have bed bugs.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Incredible, must be nice, Rick, Okay, that would be a
non experience.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
I don't think that that is an experience at all
I've got that you.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Contributed in saying what he didn't say. He's dealt with
him enough, he knows how to not Two more maids
Jessica Alba and Aliyah. Oh gosh, oh my goodness. Hey,
let's keep this going eight four four ninety five. Fifty
celebrity crushes you had way back in the way back.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Was it Queen of the Dead that she was in
quickly damned? Oh no, sorry, not literally Google right now, Aliyah,
Queen of the Damn.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
We don't teach Mark.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
You are welcome for that addition to your spank bank.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
You're a good sir. Holy moly.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah. Marissa Tomey, Oh my goodness, Jennifer Garner, Cameron Diaz, Oh, Sarah,
Michelle Geller, just some of the lovely ladies we didn't
get to mention last time, but you're texting in at
eight four four fifteen telling us Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Oh yeah, one of the shills just came into the studio.
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
His was a Sidney?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Can I be honest?

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I didn't want to say this in front of him,
because you know, he's a sure h Her big mouth
always freaked me out, a real wide mouth that was
the problem. Well, I just thought it was a little
weird looking.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
We will be a problem for him and it seems
so small. Oh boy, Cameron Diaz in mask, Yes.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
That we're talking about this because it's Pam Anderson's birthday.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
It is Pam Anderson's birthday.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yes, she was mine, so she raised me kind of. Well,
who did you.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Just bring up that we were talking about that didn't
fit on this spectrum of sexy.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Jennifer Garner, she's beautiful. I don't even know if she's beautiful,
but I feel like it's a dip. She's funny looking.
I think she doesn't look like anything special to me.
She looks like a very average healing will not ever
be cursed with that, maybe, don't worry.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
She was.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Sidney Crawford because of a big mouth, and now okay,
she's okay, Jennifer Garner's pretty average.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Also okay to Michael's invalid point, I said invalid. I
literally just said in valid. I'm invalidating it as I'm
going into it. What happens, I think is you see
a bunch of the hottest people on earth all next
to each other, and so then that becomes like the
standard of what you're looking at, and so then someone

(58:22):
who if you met them in real life, you'd be like,
oh my god. Yeah, when you're seeing them on screen
next to twenty other oh my god hot people, then
you start getting into these minutia and things that would
not actually turn you off from real life.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Who's hot or j Loo or Jennifer Garner Jo, They're different.
That's a very different Jennifer Garner is who I would
want to raise my children, right, j Lo, like you've
meet her at a club.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Right, be very appealing, but just in very different ways.
It's the same reason why I wouldn't put Audrey Hepburn
on this list, even though she's an or Grace Kelly.
They are two of the most beautiful women in history,
but I'm not putting them up with Carmen Electrial.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Face for them though, because they had that moment with
that generation where they wear the icon of sexiness at that.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Time, I don't know that Audrey was an icon of
sexiness or a beauty.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Yes, oh my god, this is the name.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I was trying to the difference between sexy and beautiful.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, okay, who is yasmine? BLEEFA That is okay?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yah, okay, here she is the Yasmine belief.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Oh well yeah, I got a feeling this might fall
into tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I gotta look.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I love a fellow square face girl.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I like, I like someone that's got a little weird
something going on.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Well, these days everyone has the same face.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Right. That's plastic surgery.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
I know, but like they're making their face like that
doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
We'll talk about it more tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
We'll continue this to Morning Waite Wednesday tomorrow, in honor
of Mikey's birthday party, Nike's turning one babies first birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
See you tomorrow. Broadcasting from high atop the Hancock