Swimming with Rats, Cheating Stories, and Papa John's

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's no surprise to me.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I am my own worst dead to me because I
went dry at fast and I'm in my thirties.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard verything.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
My body is in pain that I didn't know I
had right now. Actually I did know about it.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm just getting reminded.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, I found all my pain points.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, you were a last night last night. I didn't
go yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I mean either, thank god.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah. We stayed for the entire set from Green Day.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It was glorious, although I am sad that I missed
Cobra Starship. That's one of my like junior high bands
that I was really really into.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Actually they were my first ever concert.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
It was wild because they were giving me Hollister throwbacks
with every song.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I side, Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
The city is that.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
But we will be talking riot Fest and a few
recaps later. Today we have Jack's Oh You're so excited here?
I love that for you. Hubbard House october Us is
still on the way, and we have a comedian. We
have a comedian and I'm gonna say his name wrong
on accidents.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Sam Morrell. Is that it? I say Morell Morrel Morrell.
The way I've heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
We're going to google and make sure we say that
right the rest of this week. But more important than anything,
it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It happened.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
We won.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Ben Johnson got his first win in his first season
with the Chicago Bears, and Caleb Williams looked like a cord.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Lab Yes, winging, Ben Johnson, We are gonna get into
a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
It was a busy weekend for all of us. More importantly,
you lied to me what it didn't rain yesterday? It
rained when I was all right, hunghu.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, must be accurate with our weather, Michael, I will.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Be on point. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
They're down Thoughtiana.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
W c HI weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Tailor's old dust. It's just a big mix, uh, all
kinds of things. Today.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
We're gonna have a little sun, we're gonna have a
little cloud, we're gonna have a little rain popping up here.
And their temperature is still pretty warm, those seventy seven
degrees before later in the week the temperatures start dipping
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, it's gonna be like that for the next four days.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
By the way, spotty rain here and there, partly cloudy
and highs in the low seventies, well, high seventies here
four days from now seventy and lower. So yeah, uh,
you know, bring a jacket, bring us a butt. We're
moving into the wet portion of the beginning of fall.
That's a bummer.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's yeah, at.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Least I wait until after right Fest. To be fair,
I was bitching about it raining at right Fest. It's
sprinkled a little. I thought it was gonna rain harder,
but it didn't end up raining hard.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I wanted rain yesterday. It was. It was warm enough.
There was enough people around us, Like, I just need
to sprints.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, yeah, just a sprinkle, just a little spread spread.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, I did notice.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
So even when it started sprinkling on Saturday, the ground
quickly started getting a little mushy, and I was like, wow,
this would be horrific if it started pouring. Oh, it'd
be that part could never be the same.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh it's not fighting fight.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh a mud fight by the butter Stamo.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Statue smutter Steamer.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Jack's Pumpkin pop up.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Tickets coming up today, A four pack with fun to
the Head, So get your phone ready.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Eight four four nine ninety five fifty the same number.
You can always text us at we are the morning
mosh Pit. I heard somebody had some Papa John's this weekend.
Yeah it was good all of the ah. Yeah, would
you get sauce?

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I get cheese pizza and then I get the I
get some of that butter sauce. I get some buffalo sauce.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
What else is there?

Speaker 6 (03:53):
I like the Marinara sauce too, because I like a
lot of marinaras. You can just order a smattering of
sauce as a flight if you will.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Do you like a saucy pizza from Papa John's.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I like when you get a little extra Marinera on
the side. I like to double Marinera, Like I.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Love a good crust, but when you've got something to
dip it into, it just makes it so much better
because I don't feel like I'm wasting food.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
You know, got something to dip.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
And Papa John's knows this, and they've come to the
table with three new sauces and.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
It's called the Papa Dip a Pizza And you get
a four sauce flight special garlic sauce, roasted garlic parmesane,
dreamy garlic pestle, so creamy garlic, honey. Don't kiss them afterwards,

(04:50):
you're going.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
To need them.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Man, But that vampire, he not coming anywhere near you
with the breath like this. But my almond squeeze.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
What you say, nothing? Okay, give me that sauce, daddy.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
No.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
No, here's the part of this article I don't like. Okay,
they give you the nutritional facts.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
There's just one that stands out here, three hundred and
forty milligrams of sodium.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I knew you're gonna call it the sodium ilios. I
don't care.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know why mountain goats climbed unreal elevations to be
able just to lick that sodium off the side of
a rock. So who am I to complain that it's
delivered to me in the form of Papa John's sauces.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
So this is what it takes to be the greatest
of all time. A little extra salt the goat. I
drink a lot of pickle juice, so I don't think
this is going to hurt me.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
I'm made of sodium, we are the goats.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Time's spicy Papa Roach showing rock in ninety five five,
The Rise of the Roach Tour is finally here.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I feel like this is the one tour we've been
talking about the longest and it is finally here. Rise
against Papa Roach and underall all the credit Union want
amphitheater this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
What I Roach and Papa John's teamed up.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
That's a lot of Papa Rise of the John, and.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm sure in the rest of wake up rock Hard.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
John.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Indeed, do you love Halloween?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Do we love scary movies?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Not me.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
A cable and internet comparison site called cable TV is
looking to pay someone to watch, rank and.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Review horror movies. Done and done. They're calling this position
the thrill turn Ship.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
They can do so much better than thrill turn Ship.
But okay, I appreciate the attempt at upon.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
They say, quote, this position is not for the faint
of heart. We're looking for real fans of fear, enthusiasts
of the eerie, and devotees to the dreadful. The thrill
turn earn a very scary six hundred and sixty six
dollars Nope, plus a fifty dollars Uber Eat skift card
and a one year subscription to scream Box.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Hell yeah, I'm in oh way, man, I'll watch some movies.
It is only five too. Scream Box. Yeah, I know
you're giggling over there. What you say, Yeah, itsir No,
it's five.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Mikey's Mom's scream Box.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
The Weekend The Thrill Turn must choose five horror movies
from there from this list of scary movies. Okay, okay,
The Thing, Texas, Chainsaw, Massacre, Strangers, The Shining Martyrs, It, Hereditary, Halloween.
I've never seen any of these. Get Out, The Exorcist,
Evil Dead, Candy Man, Nightmen. I have seen The Exorcist
because it came back out in theaters a while ago
and I was like, fine, i'll go, and I went,

(07:44):
and the whole time I was sitting there going, this
is the movie you guys thought was so scary.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I was so bored. Whoa, it wasn't scary. But you
got to remember when it came out at that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Time, that was like the scary.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
That was the wildest thing that you could see on
a movie.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
We are ye, I'm all way, but Jesus, but also,
it's not scary, Michael.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
If you watch a scary movie today, you might sleep
with them.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I think we should show him Hereditary. No, no, no, no,
it's a nice light one. It's not that it's like
kind of a horror comedy. Basically, that's okay, And I
think that that would be a good way we try.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
To soften up Hereditary.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm doing it right now. It's about a family.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I like family movies.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, and I think that you'll really.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
You know, homeward Bound or something.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Basically, Yeah, a family faces a little bit of conflict
and they it's like their journey through that conflict and
it's really beautiful.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh well, and if you can, we can we order
somemubber eats.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, that sounds like a nice I don't think food's
going to help you with this, but okay.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I think it'll be good.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
You know, it's it's important to keep your head during
that movie.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I see what you did the thrill turn must choose five,
you see.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
If you haven't seen the.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Movie, applications are open till October seventh, then you must
be eighteen years old.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Just go to cable tv dot.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Com eight four four ninety five fifties. What movies should
we suggest Michael take in for horror?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, I honest to god, I have hardly ever seen
a horror movie.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
My favorite horror movie is actually actually actually The Witch.
It's also an A twenty four movie. Anya Taylor Joy
is the lead. Like her, I will watch that it
is so well because I just like, I like really
good creepy. I like suspense, like anticipation. I don't want
you to just like freak me out the entire time.
I don't want jump scares. I don't want gore. I

(09:30):
want to be creeped out by like the Lure. I
want the story itself to freak me out.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Mid summer, Oh yeah anything twenty four Man with Florence
Pop Pep.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
That one messed me up because, like it's one of
those things where there's not a lot of scary stuff happening.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's just the mental manipulation of all the characters. I
don't like that.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's gonna say, I don't know that opening seems pretty scary.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm not trying to pay and yeah, I skipped to
the middle of the brain, like, oh it's pretty rough.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Fu Or for nine five ninety five fifty. What movie
should we recommend for Michael?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Did have you ever seen Pinocchio? You know, the toy
maker in that movie? It's like we would have made
the toy. Dude, I don't like No, it wasn't petto
with some other guy on.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
The island when they turned them into away.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, isn't that interesting? Just saying we've gotta go. No.
Bad News Bears is next on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Five Focus Pocus Scary Movies.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
It is the morning Mashpit. And you two might feel
like us because you.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Did a little bit too much riot fest.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah, you might have missed the Bears game because you
were there for day three and.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It was just a great day of football.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Not feeling my riot best.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You know, it would even maybe incentivize some good news Bears.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Ah, if you were centered around sports, that might be
the case. But unfortunately this is centered around the news headlines,
those horrific things corporate chills don't want me to bring
down the room.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Still doing news segment. We're gonna put a.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Positive spin on it and the way that zero dollars
can buy us.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
This is bad news Bears.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Vicious squirrel sends two to er after neighbors report series
of attacks.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Stop feeding the animals. I know what you stupid idiots
are doing.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Mike, even, but how will you eat school bus driver
accused of threatening kids.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
You say I called you an animal.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
By the way, that was my childhood.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
We were throwing stuff from the back of that bus
the whole time.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
It was.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
It was like a Chris Farley by the River.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Man charged with murder after shooting at country club leaves
one dead, at least six injured.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Country club? What song did they play? Bad Dja that day?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Six kids found in storage unit without power or water.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
You're still alive? What they do?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
They live so far?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Okay, I want to know about the storage units that
do have power and water, all of it, though, I
have it.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
One more before you call. Oh, there was a vicious.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Malt Hey Maris, could you please put on the Bad
News Bears Cadence. Oh sorry, well, not the music, but
also you need to talk in the cadence.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
There was a vicious bear mauling at Soldier Field yesterday.
A lot of cowboys left injured wondering about life.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Hey Maris, yes, please do not take my segment and
dirty it with your sports.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
It's not dirty.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Please do not. It was not oil. It was not
my segment.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
It was with your sporry. Wait, Maria, there was no Sully.
Those cowboys got mauled.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Hey, Maris, I'm about to show you bad news bears
with my bare hands all of this.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Go for it.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I mean, oh my god, you a watch.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
They are.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Last night the big show at riot Fest.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station were the Morning
March Pit spent all weekend out Douglas Park.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Enjoying the flavors of rock and roll. I'm glad you.
I don't know how I feel about that one.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
And it tasted funky.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was fun though, Meris, you were out
late last night. You so we just heard Green Day?
You were actually at that show.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I was at Green Day stage for the end higher show,
and you know what wasn't mad?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Did that fireworks at the end? Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I really had fireworks throughout And it was one of
those things where I was standing with my group and
I was like, this is about to be a hit parade.
And then there were a few songs I didn't know,
but in the greatest form of Green Day, they were
amazing songs in the moment, just it was just a
reminder like we listened to these songs every day, but
when you hear that baseline come here live you just

(14:10):
feel different and you just get reminded. Billy is just
an amazing front man. The band has great chemistry. They've
been together for so long and it shows.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I saw on Twitter a really smart guy and in
the business say that Green Day is one of the
top five live bands of all time. He said specifically
that the Green Day cares about their brand so much
that for twenty years, every night when they walk out
on stage, they bring it and every time I've seen them,
I'm shaking my ass.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, because I saw them at La La last and
they had it was just I believe the three of
them on stage.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I was high and drunk at the same time, so
there's no telling what was going on for.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
They had their entire backing band with them, and I
was like, I've never seen Green Day like this, but
it sounded so good.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
It just all sounded good.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
So did weird Al Yeah, you got to see weird Aw.
I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
He did a bunch of costume changes and I.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Saw that social Yeah, he did the American Pie Star
Wars one of them, this Herenic Evader some day later.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, Yeah, I saw he did I'm Fat.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
He did, Yeah, and he did eat it.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
What's the Nirvana cover?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh it's called Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh uh yeah, it's hard to not Cargo's house with
all these marbles in my mouth, soga and and and
they did Amish Paradise.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, it's one of my favorites.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Okay, I gotta go find the video from Amish Paradise
that first off Gangster's Paradise, epic childhood in general, and
then for him to follow that up, and it was
just like weird.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Ow and he does these songs well yes, oh like
I saw.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Incredible performer and singer.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yes, we turned butter once or twice an Amish Paradise.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I always see like he's having a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
His parents famously died like ten years ago. They were
like in a car in the garage. Oh you know
how like the gas is running. Yeah, like both of
them at the same time, which is horrible. Else, I
loved that John Stame was popping up everywhere. I mean
he was on stage with Hanson by the way, just
walked out on stage with Hanson, started playing a tambourine

(16:22):
during BP incredible, which I don't think he knew the
song because they kind of put a microphone up to
his mouth and he was like, mop and then he.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Comes there are lyrics, John Stambo He.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Did not, but he also joined the Beach Boys on stage. Saturday.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
I got to see some mands that I hadn't seen
a long time, a punk band called H two O.
When you and I separated, I heard the bouncing souls
start and I was like, well, I think I looked
at it.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I went, well, and you're like, yep, see you later.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You don't have fun, I'm going home exactly.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
And I hung out for a bit longer there and yeah,
they performed Surfer uh Forever, which was famous made famous
by his full House character, and uh you know, dedicated
it to Bob Sagett.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Love that.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
And we did have a whole wedding.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh sure, Yeah, so fun.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I officiated Nick and Sarah's wedding.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Congratulations, congratulations to them. Yes, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah they were so they're just so in love. I
love love.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
I'm glad they trusted you and the station enough to
just let us be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Genuinely surprised.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, not very judgment at all, but hey, we're here.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Listen, they got married and nothing was set on fire.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
There we go eight four four ninety five fifty text
us or walkie talk back us, How was your riot?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
First?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
We want to hear from you because we weren't able
to hit all the stages. We couldn't see all the bands,
so let us know how it was for you.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Also, october Fest tickets coming up next.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'm gonna say it right all week. I swear, I
swear I'm gonna say it right all week.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Okay, you're not.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Four pack of Hubbard House for all october Fest block
party going on this weekend September twenty seventh.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I kind of like Hubbard holes. I did too, but
us Hall, I don't. I don't want to be the
one that's saying it wrong all the time.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
That's someone on TV Sall.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Holls Holse eight four four ninety five fifty. This four
pack can be yours if you are called ten live DJs,
tons of music. He had got Bavarian bites, october Fest
games and bird.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Should we mention there is a smell of october Fest beer.
I'm so glad you finished that. It is Crisp.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
I was in a bar this weekend and they were
serving on I didn't get any yet, but they were
serving october Fest beers and I was just like, hmm,
it's October, baby.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Can you describe it for the masses please?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Yeah, it's kind of like, got the little bit of copper, well,
copper smell there, a little crispy chili beer smell.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I don't like it. He started with copper, copper and chili.

Speaker 10 (18:59):
What I'm intally like a cold beer like tastes like pennies.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
That's what.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
If I'm being completely honest, That's why I didn't get
an october Fest beer because I don't like the taste
of beer that tastes like pennies.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Are you sure you weren't getting your red wings a
lot of five five fifty collar ten or get your
tickets at Hubbard House Chicago dot com and use coat.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
My Heart to get ten percent off.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Steven local wrestler goes by Stephen Flow and that's his
intro music, Stephen Flow.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Over it is we approveshpit dresses like a flannel in
the whole nineties garb ta, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Think it's all grunge. Anyway, What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Boys? Spoil?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yay? Hold on, hold on?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I did I don't know are we doing boys, spot
Oh yay, Okay, even then there it was.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
I know.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's an when you hit the mouse and it just
doesn't move the way you wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Usually I do my job correctly.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Only when my hands are wet. So my chemical romance,
I've been telling you for a like a few days now.
Last week we were talking about it. They're teasing things
popping up in particular cities, or my chemical romance pictures
on digital billboards and stuff like that with no real info.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yes, Marison Sports. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
I strolled to the wrong Sorry, had me upside down.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, so one more time?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Hold on?

Speaker 11 (20:32):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
What are we doing? Boys?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh yay? I love them.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, that's why I didn't want to do it. The
Cubs lost four in a row over the weekend, dropped
every game to the Reds ever since they got their
wild card.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Spot boy, they are hey, shut up here in the playoffs,
I know, and I saw it.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
A bunch of our players are like off, like doing
other things, like all right, fine.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Let them get their rest and be ready for a playoffs. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
And there they take on the Mets at Wrigley tomorrow
at six forty and the White Sox lost yesterday to
to San Diego and they play tomorrow. They're in New
York against the Yankees. But really the thing we all
need to talk about, what we're all excited about.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yep, victory Monday. Now.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
I only got to listen to half of this game
as I was on my way to riot Fest yesterday.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I watched it. It sounded like Hale was playing with confidence.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Bearing down is how they get my Diva Cup out.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yes yesterday was the team that we hoped they would be.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Sound from you.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
The Bears did be the Cowboys thirty one to fourteen
at Soldier Field, their first win of the twenty twenty
five season and big swing in Ben Johnson's first career
win as a head coach in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
He's the head coach, that mister Johnson, the.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Head coaches, the head coach. Yeah, yeah, we got to
keep her entertained.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I have I keep myself entertained.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Four touchdowns from Caleb Williams ye LB two undred ninety
eight passing yards, one of the best performances so far
in his big, big time career professional NFL career.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Did DJ Moore end up with a touchdown yesterday, I believe.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
So they have a DJ.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, wow, there's a Luther and a Roam.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Oh yeah you I'm gonna let your brain twiddle with that.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Okay, Okay, No, I'm happy they got their first one.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
And you know what really relayed over the radio crowd
was in it the entire time.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Let me tell you about my chemical romance real quick.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
So no, great game, very fun, like I said, big swinging,
Ben Johnson's first head coach.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Then you know what, they could string a second one
together with this one because they're going to Vegas next.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Yeah, we did have ceedee Lamb left the game early
with an ankle injury, so we got to watch that
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
But Bears looking consistent yesterday. That was for Dallas and
that's probably one yesterday. But I'm not gonna say that
out loud. I will never besmirch our Bears.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
When sounds like the top half was the cow, in
the bottom half was the boy.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Now here's a bit only plug I do care.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
About that plug. Pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck
cluck pluck pluck pluck.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Plug was any of them thrown on the field. Do
we know this week you didn't see any reports of
the nills.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Fine, I'm sure there'll be a recap today if there's
some green friends that were found around the NFL four.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Pack of tickets to Jackson. I saw that that was
quite a lick li lick your lips. After that, you
can't go and dry lips, pompkins.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
You can pop up four pack five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
We're gonna play fun to the head. Yes, we are
the pop ups here to November two.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
You are not allowed to switch down into that register ever.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yes we are giggity.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Your registry register is way worse, all right, yours is
much more buffalo build than mariss whoa, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
It puts skin or the holes. That's good.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'm feeling unsafe.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I've been practice. Is that a horror movie?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
It is?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Ok?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah? Eight four four ninety five fifty. Play fun to
the head with us. You answer trivia questions, take one
of us hostage, we get shot with nerf guns, and
you get a full pack of tickets to Jack's Pumpkin
pop up.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
And now fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Are we speaking with Rich.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yes, Hello, Rich, I am poor.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Thank you for laughing finger Rich.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, Okay, I don't think even meant to.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I think it burst out of him because the joke
was so yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, thank you for sympathizing with that joke. Welcome to
Fun to the Head.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Rich.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Before we jump in, how was your weekend? It was great,
Mayor's one. I'm a happy man. There we go. I
almost said bear down, like I cared.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
What you did.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Your lions win. They played who are they playing? They
played the Ravens. Okay, well I'll be watching oh yeah, yeah,
Monday night game.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
It's gonna be a great game, just like this game
in front of us, Fun to the Head, where it's
the trivia game where you're gonna answer questions. We're gonna
be taking hostage and provide you a save, and we're
gonna get shot with nerve darts and Rich. You got
a big decision here. Who do you want to take hostage? Myself,
Maria or Michael.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
We're gonna have to go with the poor girl, Maria. Okay,
I've been getting picked a lot.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Okay, it's probably just been so smart when you say
things like I like being shot.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I think everybody is just helping.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
You said that in a while. Since Friday, it's been
like multiple days.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Go ahead, Michael, get it clear my voice in my throat.
All right, here we go. Number one.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
What pizza place has the slogan better ingredients, better pizza.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Well done, rich saucy, Papa John.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
It was the Papa DipPA that was the new item that.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Sounds so dirty? One for one, al right, here we go.
Number two.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
What horror movie stars the serial killer art the clown? No,
it's terrifier. I would have got that one wrong. Too
great movie for you, Michael, I'm not watching it. Yeah,
it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
I don't want to pa scared it is? It is?
What am I going to do? Pay to go sit
in a room in the dark and feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I often feel about spicy food. I don't want my
food to hurt me.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Sametimes, just put on Holliday to Night's.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Leave me alone because okay, let's get rich these tickets here.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Number three. What parody musician and comedian is known for
playing the accordion.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Five?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, you can get that would be my boy weird
Alley you go?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yankovich? Or Yanka Vic.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I say, alright, comics, you collect them pens my pocket.
I must protect themyboard.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Considering that was right on the microphone, wasn't it was?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Considering his name is spelled at the end with the
icy vic. No witch, Oh there is it.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
There is an age?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I thought, Oh, then somebody spelled it wrong in my notes?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Right?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Number four? What do we doing?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, you're right, you're right, you're right. It is with
just to see I thought there was an age.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
All right, right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Number four?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
All right, what country did sushi originate in?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Don't know what?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
What China? Didn't you say? What did you say first?
What was your first?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I think I did say China, Japan?

Speaker 10 (28:37):
That was absolutely Lord, I know, okay, that was.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You These nerf guns to shoot sometimes I'm where does sorry?
Are you shoulder? That was really loud shoulder.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, it's crazy close my shoulders to my booms.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Okay, game, we are all off our game.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Rich, you gotta get this right or you're not getting
the Jacks Pumpkin pop up tickets.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Oh, Rich, I got a good deal.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
Like here we go. Number five? What rock band sings?
The hit songs Back in Black and Thunderstruck.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
Oh that's right, Rich, she have done it.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
You're going to Jack's Pumpkin pop Up. Got four pack.
Ticket's going on now through November second.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Everyone can enjoy the two acres over and Goose Island.
A lot of great instagrammable moments, including a corn maze,
mini games, boom ze food sorry, boozy booze, Thank you,
and I've got X throwing too.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Don't pair those together, but Rich, you're all set.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I heard throw.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Every morning.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Every morning?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Hey, can you say that again?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
We want we want to make sure there's no music
under that so we can impress our boss.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I said, you guys are the greatest radio station ever,
and you guys make my morning.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Thank you, Rich. Hey, Rich, give me a follow on
social media. Michael K. Mason else.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
At who is Mary is telling you to go to
Jack's Pumpkin pop Up dot com?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
You follow me already, Murder It's.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Time to dark out.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I'm a little torn on this one.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Him a little torn on this one.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I'm Maria, I'm Michael. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Marvel Comics icon stan Lee will be at La Comic
Con next year. Yeah, Stanley has passed away. He is
making his return as a hologram.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Oh okay, this is gonna be becoming more and more
of a thing.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
It's called the stan Lee Experience because it was the
first one.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
It was the best one, and it should have been
the only one.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
This is called the Stanley Experience. Fifteen or twenty dollars
at Comic Con you'll enter a booth where you get
an opportunity to have one on one conversation with Lee's
hologram for three minutes and take a selfie.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
All right, that's dumb.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
For the same effect, you could talk to chat GPT
and tell it to act as Stanley.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I'm intrigued how these conversations again, I go cause with
proper AI you can get into some real nerdy stuff
with AI.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
You know what I think this is? You know those
Have you seen the hologram boxes. It's like a big
square box and it has a screen on the front,
and it looks like the person is standing in like
playing guitar or something.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
It's like at the Messy Experience. Yea, that's it's a
good jemple. Yeah, one of those. I bet that's what
this is messy experience, still going on for a few
more weeks.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
But yeah, I'm not in love with this.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I'm not paying for it, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
It's a hologram.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
It's just one of those things where, like stan Lee
the Icon, you know, if I got a chance to
talk to him in person, I'd want hours, Yeah, I
want hours to pick through his brain and just know
a lot of his processes. But like he has passed,
I don't know how involved his family is with this.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I don't know if this is his estate. I don't
know if this is Marvel Comics that's pushing this. I'd say,
once someone passes, let them lie.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, you know, I can't.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Make money off him that way, so let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
And I get that, and you know, very creative, but no,
I'm not a big fan of this at all, especially
since they're charging fifteen or twenty.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I know people are going to line up to do
this too. Yeah, yeah, if.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
It it's just like, to what end? To what end?
You're going to talk to a hologram?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
And that's not gonna make you feel like you've met
Stanley It's not.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
It really isn't.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
So why And I'm wondering what these conversations are gonna
they gonna be?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Are they gonna be? Rinse and repeat?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Four nine fifty tell us if you get the appeal.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Now, here's a bit only plug there.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
What'd you say, you whispered?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Plug? There it is, I got you.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Sam Marril coming to down the comedian will be squeeze,
don't squeeze? Okay, really wait? No, what'd you say before that?

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Okay? Listen to it.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Later on our podcast, available on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Hey uh, he's bringing the.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Errors Tour to the Chicago Theater, a great place to
see some comedy Saturday, October fourth, and we want you
to be there. Eight for four nine five ninety five fifty.
Go ahead and be college tenning. You can have a
great weekend a laughs or a great day evening? Evening
sounds better.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Michae, what's that number? Eight for four five? It is
my favorite one yet, I want my dreams. Samuel was
in the Joker movie. Yeah, he was the guy.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
He was the stand up in the Joker movie before
the before the Joker took the stage. That's wild, yeah, interesting.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Oh bloody?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
All right?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Eight four If you took a gourd.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Look at the story Temple Pilots show this weekend at
Louder than Life festival. Josh Freeze was on the drums. Yeah, cool, Yeah,
I took a break from nine inch Nails for a minute,
went over and played a little Stone Temple Pilots A
rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station, The morning mosh
Pit is on.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Can we talk about how big of a rock weekend
we just had?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, that's wild, it's insane riot Fest and then Louder
than Life. Yep, a huge festivals going on all over
the place. I'm sorry we did.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
We talked about it. Well done. We did it, so
we can, in fact do that.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Accomplished for now while we humans are the ones doing
the talking. Here she goes, just before robots take over
all forms of our communication and the inevitable human versus
Robot war.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
News from the front of the inevitable human Robot War.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
As part of the Artemis True mission, launching in twenty
twenty six, NASA is inviting the public to submit their
names to be included on a micro SD card aboard
the Orion spacecraft for free. The idea is to connect
millions of people to the first crude.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Lunar mission in over fifty years.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
So why NSD card?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I mean, I'm excited about this. It's fun.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I've always loved space exploration, and I know my dad
was a huge treki saw all that space stuff and
was like that was one of our goals in life
was to go and see a national launch.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
So this is like just a lot of fun. One
am I intrigued about it.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
And one of my best buddies grown up, when his
dad died, his dad had set it up so they
would launch him into space. Oh you can like do
that that? They all the family went down to Arizona.
They took his ashes down there and they shoot him
into space.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
That's actually kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Can I do that before I die? Can that be
how I go? Can I just be shot into space?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Three? Two one, yeah out. I don't know if I
want to feel what space feels like.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
So let me go back around to this. This is
just your name on an SD card and they're shooting
it into space.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Anyone who submits their name to NASA's official website before
December thirty first gets the Moon trip and a personalized
boarding pass from NASA. So yeah, it's basically just a
way to be a part of it.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Sounds like a marketing.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Then you get a rock name a rocket, yeah yeah,
or or a cavern on the moon that you just found.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
But the Maris cavern, damn it, damn it, damn deepest
cavern alone to.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Man, but.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Don't fall in.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Get your moon rocks off mass cavern.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
As well as I said it up like these two
are going to take.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
This in run like rock sixty nine five.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Five.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well, because we're ninety five, there's three numbers and only
two of them make anything inappropriate. So then I had
to tack on the other five at the end there
to make it can greu it with our radio station
and therefore make the joke. That's the entire explanation.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I love when you explained any joke. It just makes
my day, it really does.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
I just like how you look like you're in so
much pain explaining it like these idiots.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I don't like that you like that. I hope that
that's a red flag.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Sometimes I just force her into it. Just wow, smile.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Okay, yeah that's a big crevice a cavern even Yeah
that too, okay, said.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, no, no, you don't no, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I want you to be able to see my cavern
from on Earth. People will travel in caverns.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
We don't need a telescope. You can see that with
the naked up right there. That's not how big. That's
how Maris gets you. But our one must assume that
NASA wants to put your name on a micro SD
card so that they can give a list of names
to the aliens of humans that they need to take out.

(38:14):
When the aliens joined the robots for the inevitable human
versus Robot war, then they died together and then we lose.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
But loop up that flag pole. We got a set up.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Sounds like an ancient torture device.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, it's not always torture.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Hundreds of people plunged into the Chicago River's Chili waters
on Sunday as part of the first organized swim in
the river for nearly one hundred years.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Well, yeah, some new needleteedles.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Along list of things I don't want in my life. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
About three hundred people, some wearing wetsuits, jumped into the
Chicago River for a mile long looping swim on an
early overcast Midwest morning.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
By looping, they mean you'll be looping from the drugs
in your system that are causing you just the loop
in your brain.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
They're saying the people, I've been able to swim in
it for over half a century because the river has
toxic pollution.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Okay, well they could if they weren't cowards.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
But yeah, I've seen.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Listen, I walk to work every morning right right down
the river. There's rats floating in that river. When it rains,
everything just runs off the river. Walk into the river.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Like how you clean the sidewalks, Michael. Yeah, Ray, I'm
getting in that river.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I'm gonna do it. I'll go in. Let's go. I
want to be glowing green.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
It was wonderful knowing you. You will be the toxic
avenger by the time you get out of there.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
First of all, I'm toxic right now. Fights in this room, my.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Lord, super toxic avenger.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, let's go. I want to go in.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Please don't.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
Three armed man named McConnell is a chicagoy A native
who loves swimming in the river.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
He came out with six arms exactly.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
He's pushing it.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
He doesn't really, He's pushing the city's leadership for more
than a decade to allow the swim in the river,
the first such events since nineteen twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
The funniest part for me was they all have to
be trained swimmers, right, and then they put little booies
on them that had numbers on them so they could
keep track. And I was like, wouldn't that suck? You're
the most trained swimmer, and then you get out there
and then something grabs you and it starts mutating your
body and then they get to.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Pull you out.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
No, that's a win. Again, some of us are going
for that goal.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Not all mutations work.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I want superpowers.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Okay, okay, what's super here?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
With not all mutations?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
What superpower you do you think you're going to get
coming out of the Chicago River?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I mean, who's to say I could get like crazia gharia.
Many people would not consider those superpowers, all right. I
was thinking radioactive blood or something I don't know, is
something crazy?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
What if it was water?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
But if I had my own ooze?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
You watch Planet? What what what if your water? Like
Captain Planet?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Well?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Can I have wind? Can I be actually have wind?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Can I be Captain Polluted Planet?

Speaker 6 (41:18):
It looks like they even had makeshift showers set up,
so as soon as they got out of the water,
they're just hosing them down.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Can I be? Can I be Mistress Planet? I just
want to be smoking a cigarette, be like I haven't
had that name?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
And Green Day closed out the final day of Riot,
fast and fantastic fashion. Glad I got up, got to
get out there to seat them. Here we are ninety
five minutes commercial free.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
What's up? Do you remember what they closed with? Uh
Time of your Life? Oh?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, of course, all right, yeah, because Trade destroyed his
uh drum set at the end, and I was like,
time to go, guys, and everybody I was with like
mares Darrington, there is another song that's coming.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
There's no drum, no drums, they don't have drawn.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
And then two minutes later, Billy walks out with an
acoustic and I was like, okay.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Did they do King for a day? King four raw
day dun Dun dun dwn No King.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
For That's one of my favorites again King right day,
girl dressed up and like there's horns out on stage
and trumpets and stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
It's pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
That sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Zips the Stanley. Hey you guys, what's up? Great news?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
America is number one?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Where number one? Finally we're number what a cheating cheating on? What?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
What do you mean your spouse significant other?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Well, damn, thank you Internet.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Seventy one percent of Americans admitted to cheating.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Wow, and those are only the ones that admit it.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
I cheated once. Yeah, it was horrible.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
The fact that you could even get another person is
honestly impressive and kind of like, hats off to.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
You said.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
It was a robot exactly GT Hello boo boop. It
made me feel bad, it hurt the other person. It's
just it's one of those things where I feel like
it's you. Just it's not worth it. Did you tell Well,
it all came out. Generally everything comes out in the wash, unfortunately. Well,
sometimes you use the water.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Sometimes your tails come out a little cunchy.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Have you cheated?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yeah, she don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
She never found out.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
She had guesses, but probably better. I don't think she
actually found out. Slash nose.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I've never like outright cheated.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I had an accent, do that very stupid thing that
sometimes dudes do where they go, hey, we've been together
for a while, what if we did an open relationship?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
And I was like yeah, okay, and then guess how that.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Turned out, same way most of them turn out.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, I had no problem and he had a lot
of problems.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Yeah, that's typically how it goes. Who opens the doors
like I'm gonna win and no you're not.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
And then like there was some goalposts changed, like after
we had already established it, where he was like okay,
but no one that you know already and it was like, well,
a little too late, and so then that got kind
of used against me as if I had done something
like wrong, and.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It was like that got tacked on later.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Okay, but I have never I've never like outright cheated,
but I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Be able to sleep.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
That's it's you do feel bad at a certain point.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Well, especially right well, I mean there's a particular point
where you're like.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Oh, what did I just do? And also I need
a sandwich? Well my thing was it right after my f.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Is it post ejaculate clarity that you were the worst
post ejaculate clarity ever?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
You ever have friends to just ride with you? Excuse me,
like they just got you. Yes, yeah, and we gas
lit each other and I was like, yeah, I'm not
doing anything wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I have a glove on. I don't even touch her.
Technically we're top of the list. Huh yeah, okay, okay,
I never.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Cheated on a spouse. I don't have a spouse. Yeah,
part of this that makes it better. Ironically, I was
really great to my ex wife.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah that one you didn't whoopsies thought I was, uh.
Top reasons that people cheat lonely slash board in their marriage, all.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Right, well, maybe put some effort in, I don't know,
but also like.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
What did you expect is going to happen? And they
literally the longest term commitment you could possibly make. A
spouse loss sex, driver, suffered chronic illness, oh more satisfying
and or adventurous sex. The other spouse cheated first, more
frequent sex, can't communicate with spouse, okay, missed up or

(45:54):
making up for missed sexual experiences. So say you got
married too young, you want to go back and giggy
get to do that. It allows me to become someone else,
coming in someone else dangerous and fun.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, I mean that was kind of the part for this,
just like a thrill of it. Yeah that spike.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, real for approximately thirty seconds and then.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Just thirty boy, you really give them credit. Seven seconds, six,
six pumps in. Oh my god, you're going to get
this three and enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Jump over there.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Now here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his pants doing this part of the show.
I find it discomforting your pants.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
And sometimes you just got to let it hang.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Olive Garden is testing smaller portions with lower prices, and
now I'm kind of okay with this because they're doing
a balance. They're not keeping the price the same or
raising the price with a smaller pot. They're lowering the
price with a smaller portion. And this is all during
the endless season.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
They're still keeping it endless though, right yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Seven classic entrees are being tested out at lower prices
right now, and they are saying that you still will
get endless breadstick, soup and salidating on.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yes, the important parts.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Hey, you a family, if you are an Amazon Prime
member and are using grub Hub plus, get in on
that app because you got a friend ten piece McDonald's
chicken McNugget headed your way now through October fifth and
uh Prime Big Deal.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Days is coming up on October seventh and eighth.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
You know who's got underrated nuggets? Wendy's, Oh for sure,
really good nuggets.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Wendays is my favorite fast food.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh, we don't have time to dig into that.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
We don't. We'll do that, we discuss, we'll discuss later
tomorrow time.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
We don't have time.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I don't have time for a sixth thing today.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Fine, which is really unloaded on Fine, I'm gonna go
to Wendy's.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
A personal investigator says that the calendar app is the
key to helping people cheat. They hide meetings as work
meetings quote unquote, and the process of catching the cheater
seeing the same.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Work meeting popping up regularly. Good job, PI, way to go.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You need to put your cheating in a calendar you're
not going to remember. Oh yeah, I'm like betraying my
partner on a fundamental level.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
At two today it was a work meeting. Okay, there
was business discovered, hard hard work, Business time. Thank you, Michael.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Oh, thisess times Business Time five below is selling small
Chucky and Michael.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Myers figures, business sucks.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
With the help of our friends over at super Impulses
micro figures, you can get these bad boys at one
inch point two five one point twenty five inches one quarter.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Today. College. Oh, I went to it and graduated.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
That makes one of us.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Money well spent. And then a Missouri woman was caught
stealing cash from the.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Company Till so that she could play slot machines. Say hell, yeah,
free money.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
That's an investment of sorts.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
It was convenience to our slot machines. She stole thirty
four thousand.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Oh my thirty four hundred thous Yeah, oh that's okay,
Well it's not okay.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Thirty four thousand would be insane. Yeah, that's pretty it's
thirty four hundred, like, okay, thirty four hundred, all right,
well let her have it.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Well, she got it casino, She's pay a fine. Then
she don't got it.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Just okay, fine, that's giving it back.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
She blamed her gambling addiction by the by tried to
get out of it, saying she's got an illness.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I mean it's a thing, it is, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It is weird that the gambling companies also owned the
rehab for gambling companies.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
But it's fine.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
No apologies on the morning mosh pit. We bully unapologetically
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Uh, don't I know it. It's time for some rock news.
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Announcement that just dropped about less than an hour ago.
My Chemical Romance has released their twenty twenty six tour schedule. Yes,
we were tony last week that they had been teasing
certain things in like the New York City Subway. Some
stuff showed up just like digital images of them and
like the MCR with nothing else. And that was a
tease for their announcements for their festival dates next year.

(50:45):
They are going to headline welcome to Rockville and Daytona,
Nice Sonic Temple, Nice and Columbus and Louder than Life
next year, Oh Louisville, God, oh the closer for all
those huge festivals. And they have announced that it's about
a twenty date tour, none of them here because they
just played here. Yeah, but it starts out in Daytona, Florida,
ends with a three run date in LA And so
if you want to see the Black Parade.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Tour, which was the closest one for us, recommend I
don't know. I don't have the list in front of
me right now.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I wonder if they do La.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
No, that would be killer though, wouldn't it.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
They've done riot But they have announced all their dates too,
so this is not it is not on the list.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah, because Maris, you missed it.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I missed it. But I did get to see them
at riot Fest when they came back. So and you know, given,
give and take, give and take.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Do you think they'd be riot Fest again?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, come back around and do it.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
R Fest did announce their dates for twenty twenty six,
the nts anything, Well.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
We could go double check dates, match them up and see.
But yeah, we'll investigate my chemical romance. Heading back out
to the Black Parade, back out on tour next year.
Lane Staley's Lost Journals show an alternate show alternate lyrics
to Alison Chain's classic. A new book, The Angry Pen
of Mine, recovering the Lost Journals of Lane Staley, will
be released November eleventh through Simon and Schuster. It compiles

(51:59):
journal and he's writings and artwork from the Allison Chains vocalist,
and in early in the early preview pages, it shows
what appears to be unused alternate lyrics for I Stay
Away from the band's ninety four album Jar of Flies.
That's really cool, Yeah, kind of cool. Love it interesting
that it could have been different, of course. Lane Staley
died in two thousand and two at the age of
thirty four from a drug overdose, and big news over

(52:19):
the weekend, John Stamos attended riot Fest finally, after what
I saw someone say ten years, I think it was
actually twelve years of them trying to lure him out.
He played with the Beach Boys. He came on stage
and played a little tambourine with Hansen during Bop Hell Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
And was seen around town this weekend. Pretty cool man.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And it was the twentieth anniversary for riot Fest.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, shout out riot Fest. Congratulations.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
I mean, just keeping a festival going for twenty years. Yeah,
that's a feat in itself.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Find out everything you need to know in the rock
world and the concert calendar up now at Rock nine five.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Five shot.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Formally The Sex Maggots.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
That's the Goo Goo Dolls as we are ninety five
minutes commercial free on Rock ninety.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Five to five.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Their former banding, that is, their former names wild Landed
on goo go.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Alright, smooth transitions.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
It's text time.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
We take all your text throughout the day, we pile
them in a big pile and we pull our favorites
and we read them on the air because we like
connecting with you. You can always text us eight four, four, nine, five,
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Speaker 3 (53:29):
From the eight one to five. Listen.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
As a lifelong Cowboys fan, that game was atrocious. They
absolutely suck Bears beat them from pillar to post.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I'm looking for a new team, Strew Jerry.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
There's two teams that you have up for grabs that
you might want to enjoy watching on Monday night Football today.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Just a suggestion, just a suggestion. Who it's the Lions
and Ravens, Maria. Who will win between lion and a raven?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Oh well you wouldn't. Here's the thing the kneeds.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Your reaction is to think lion, you know, King of
the Jungle, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
But a raven can just go peck that lion's eyes out.
Then what's what's going to do.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Raven's are notoriously smart.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Very very smart. So I actually think the Ravens are
going to take this one.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Wow, don't agree with that.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
From the two one nine Dread Dread. It will totally
mess with your mind because we're talking about horror movies
that I refuse to watch horror movies.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
You doesn't love them. Apparently there's a movie called.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Dread, Bob says Michael. Start out with the old school
horror flick fun house, no computer effects, Bob. I don't
want to watch scary movies, Bob.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
About not trying to break into this, Yeah, trying to
avoid it with my comedy's From the seven o eight
the Terrifier movies scared.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Me the most.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Actually it's not that scary, Yeah, it's not. It's it's
actually pretty PG compared to the rest. So you should
start with the Terrifier and then kind of work your
way in.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
I've seen very few horror movies, but one I did
see was when The Exorcism went back into the theaters
years ago. I went and was super disappointed. But from
the eight four to seven, Exorcism of Emily Rose was
always one of my favorite growing up.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Also, Terrifier might be one of the worst slashes around.
That was I was psyching you out.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Finally, from the two one night, I don't Oh, you're
trying to get me to go see it. You come
back and you sit there like I thought, this is
supposed to be mellow.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
From the two one nine.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
I don't know what's worse, this lie of an experience
with stan Lee or oh yeah, because people are paying
for an experience where they can go basically hang out
with a hologram of stan Lee. He says, I don't
know what's worse, the lie of this experience with Stanley
or the million and one Fast and one Fast and
Furious movies.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
A million and one Fast.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
And hey yeah pay Okay, those Fast and Furious movies have.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Say five times fast and furious fast and furious fast
and furious fast and furious fast and furious fast and furious.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
It's the Fast and Furious has taught me anything. It's
about family. Okay, that's right, Olive. He goes on it says,
I'm with Maria.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
But to what end? I don't believe these will ever end.
If there's a dollar to be made, it will be
blood dry. However, I will say if there were a
museum exhibit called the Stanley Experience that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
That would be really cool.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Yeah, then the hologram could give details of his life,
his origin story, kind of like the messy experience.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Yeah, sort of the same thing. Call them.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Yeah, you can always text us A four four nine
fifty shoots right here into the studio.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
That's a four four ham.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Sending myself more of a dumb lime than a sub line.
This morning moshpit on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Gentlemen, what a day?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
You just extra citrusy.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I'll put my citruscy into it, though, for sure. You're
damn right. We're a little acidic, but we're here.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, spicy.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Kind of grissed myself out.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
My god, Oh my god, no, no, oh no, oh
you guys.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
You're coming up on purge month, which I'm realizing neither
of you have actually truly experienced before.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Nope, it's gonna get gross. We'll biff it.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
We'll biff it before we get into it. Yeah, we
need you, dear listener, know what the hell is going on?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Is that a sex thing? Biffit?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
No, that's in full let's context. Oh ok, got yah, Yeah,
we just.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Learned about the bit before we go back to it. Yeah,
kind of nervous.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
We're gonna biff thirst to day this week, and then
we'll biff the purge next week.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Around dudes tell you what they want to do to you. WHOA, Well,
I don't know what the purge is.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Well, I'll explain more on the bit in full.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
But basically, they do get a chance to say whatever stupid,
inappropriate thing that they've been keeping down for the.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Rest of the year. Just let it out, get out
of your system, and leave me alone.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
The FBI has entered the chat.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Fine, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Yeah, it's just a chance for them to get out
of their systems that the rest of the year. Theoretically
I can post in peace without seeing the ridiculous and
horrendous section will harassment comments.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
So you're just giving a hole to put all of
this into.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Okay, and then for the rest they have to say
their mom's name first.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Oh that's fun yeah, yeah, oh that's funny.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
So what I do is on social media you get
to see some of the comments that are bs and
then on the day of which is Halloween Purge Day,
you get to call and you have to put your
first and last name on it.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Government name like that, and you have to say your.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Mom's name, security number, and.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Then then you can say whatever it is that you
want to.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Say that you got to say your mom's name. Yes,
that's a fun touch.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, you have to bring that in you. First of all,
reminder that I am a woman, just like your mom
is in. Second of all, clearly she's responsible for some
of this.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Yes, woman, yes, really surprise why maress?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yes, I didn't know. No, I had no clue.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Okay, just don't assume.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, thank you, all right, thank you for letting us know.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You're welcome here.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
We are.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I feel like it's not been a secret anyway.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
I'm going to be running to the other room and
like calling in on the walkie talk back and leaving
all kinds of horrible things.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
You can't hide your voice, that's true. And I gotta
say my mom and you and my mom are friends.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
So me and me wrong?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Easy, easy, easy?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
All right. Well, I'm going to practice on Michael's mom tonight,
talking tomorrow