Terrible Traffic, Food Fumbles, and Blasting Bidets

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Well, that
depends is the hand seasoned and cooked to perfection, because
I'll know it might.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Have a little nibble.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Resorting to cannibalism, I.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Have you say resorting, I say, experiencing a delicacy.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's more than mosh been in Rock ninety five to five.
Before I reveal too much and given self arrested. My
name is Maria Palmer, Michael and Happy Monday. I missed
you boys.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, you left on Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It did, had a little three day weekend, popped over
to Traverse City. Stabed. Some people was going to.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Say, I heard about Trevors City all the way. Can
that's crazy that you went there and that happened.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, because things like that never happened over there.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I went there, leaves cho Cago and something happens where
she went.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, the first thing I saw, I screenshot it, send
it to her and I was like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
People ticked me off my self. Checkout, man. It's frustrating.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
But to be fair, Traverse City, because people are going
to see this story all day. Small town tiny it
was the only walmart in the town. Yep, that's interesting
to me. Like just that you happen to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh well yeah, oh well yes, isn't it all a
lot of the coincidence.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Don't worry, We're more myer people.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh in Walmart fancy Today on the show that Walkie
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Speaker 5 (01:30):
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Speaker 4 (01:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:38):
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Speaker 2 (01:40):
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Speaker 3 (01:42):
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eight four four ninety five fifty how was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I want to hear about it.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, we do want to hear about it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What We're just real reserved and today and I just
think some chaos later, maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
A little chaos you want to get for the show
I like that. Okay, little that is for your day.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Look at a princess of darkness.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I just tooted it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Haang it And now w C HI weather with Michael
weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Glad I remember the weather.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I was like, what's that sound? Is Maris doing?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Nerdons?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
All distracted?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Weather today? Hot and human again. I don't know if
you're out this morning, if you're out about this morning.
Just walking from the house to the car, I had
to walk over here to work, I was like, Oh, it's.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Gross, it's fair, it's fair.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's so steamy on the windows.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It feels like the cops are going to knock on
them a flashlight until let's just get that.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hey, what are you kids doing in there?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah? Like on Titan neckin I haden.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Doing a little neck and all so weird, Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Trying to attack the microphone with his neck.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Neck.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, So we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Have clouds a lot of the day today. By the
afternoon they're gonna break up a little bit, maybe see
some sun late afternoon, but other than that, low nineties,
hot and frickin humid. More of the same tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
But by the way, thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Okay, you want to give this news because you gave
it to me today.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, and special for.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
This boy like you told me about it this morning.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
This weekend for Lollapalooza, weather is going to be absolutely perfect.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Mother Nature really got her tits out on this.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Sunny and seventy five, no rain, no clouds, just awesomeness
for corn.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm back to you, Marison Michael.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
And the same Saturday and Sunday, Like the whole weekend
is perfect. It's gonna be so nice, perfect on the
lake with the breezes.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
The last time Lala was like in the mid seventies,
it was perfection.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
It was I'm so excited right now because you imagine
if it was just sweltering, well, it was pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I've only been to hot Lallas. This will be my
first temperate Laala.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
It's almost like hoodie weather late at night.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Laala. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's gonna be a fun week.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
The outfits are going to be great.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Your mouth car just take off down the road real quick, Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Our egg's supposed to be stored in the fridge or out.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
We'll discuss my mom.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, all right, we're gonna get us.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes, there's nuance to these things.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
What about uh catch up in or out of the fridge.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
We'll catch up on that next stp.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
On Rock ninety five to five is our favorite. Resident
creep has made her way back after a long weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm your favorite.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
We tolerate you.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hey, you're storing your food wrong? You just dark.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
That's what I want to know. What's up with the eggs?
Do you leave eggs out or do you put them
in the fridge?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, you put them in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, yeah, because us eggs are washed, so they don't
have that membran, they don't have the coating.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
So that's why shell.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, my parents had chickens growing up, or we had chickens,
we wouldn't put those in the fridge, but you put
the interesting.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, but they wash them and then they lose that coating.
So then if you don't put them in the fridge,
and bad news bears, it's gonna seep into the milkshell,
which feels like it shouldn't be able to happen, but
it does. Sherman indeed also your booter, your booter.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
So salted booter can stay on the counter for one
to two days, okay, if your kitchen is under seventy
degrees fahrenheit, which is bad, I should tell my roommates
always had that butter out for like a week.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, I got a problem there too, My butter out constantly.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, you gotta get like one of those things that
has the water seal on it, you know, the butterbell.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Sits over like the cover sits over the butter.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, we haven't even been putting the cover.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Fridge, make it spread butter, spray butter butter.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
When it's room temperature. Then you can just go.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I use all mine for just cooking. I'm not spreading
that much.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
That's what you're doing. You don't need to spread that much.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm sorry about your love life, buddy, Unsalted butter. You
just have to straight up keep and fridge up and
canned good. If you have opened tune up beans or soup,
gest refrigerate that bad boy.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
So don you think about meat because I got a question, Well,
what's your question? Get hellow fresh boxes and I don't
eat them for like a week, like some of the
meals I don't get to for a week. But I
don't freeze the meat. I just put it in the fridge.
I haven't had a problem yet, but sometimes I do wonder.
I'm like, am I going to stick off this?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't have anything listen for that, But I do
know that two things smell test, yeah, and slimy tests.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
There we go. That's where I was going.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
If it's not smell, you're slimy. That's what you're pretty okay,
all right, it's slimy.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I do always give it a sniff. You can tell
if meat's going bad.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Always give it a sniff.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, what else?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hot sauce can be kept at room temperature, but if
you put in the fridge, it helps it keep its
flavor then color longer, and we.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Care about that.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
The USDA says to use it within six months once opened.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
But like, I don't know about all of that.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I mean, it just depends on what kind of mood
I am with my cooking freaks.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Red Hot very specifically, unopened bottles last twenty four months
from production.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh, I'm good with that.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Also, this list wasn't written by poor people, you know.
Some of this is like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I had to really make ends meat at points in
my life. And let me tell you, things don't spoil
as quickly as they tell you they They really don't like.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I have bread just sitting on top of my toaster.
I don't like toast with the neat bread.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Right.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, it's been there for about three weeks. And I
was about to make a sandwich yesterday and I did
the softness test, I did the eye test. Yeah, I
did the smell test, and I was like, okay, we
could be in a good zone. I still grubbed hubbed
it for Safety's incredible.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm sorry, I have to uber eat for my health.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
I read online that other countries wouldn't even eat our bread. Oh,
I'm sure sugar bread, which is interesting.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
There's a lot of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Wasn't there a thing where subway got in trouble because
the bread was not bread?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
So yeah, I like, you're probably fine, but also waiting
for four fifty if we're just giving terrible advice, yeah,
that's very possible.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's time to dark out. Oh this one hurts a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh, I love the music.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Mario and Princess Peach relationship status has been confirmed bien
Nintendo officially boy and they're just friends. How thought she
was with Yoshi? That's really weirdris reality. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Don't know why I thought that.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I was about to say, what gave you that idea?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
I mean, I know she.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Rode him, but not like that.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
She's got a long tongue. But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know what's rolling around here.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
They get but.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, they said in quote good friends and they help
each other out whenever they can.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
This is the most one I've heard that ship.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Why is that one sided? Why is that one side?
Not her fall? She keeps getting stolen because she's a
batty I'm sorry, So I think he's the most equipped
to save her.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
After three times being kidnapped by Bowser. Hey, Peach, we're
going to up some security. I'm tired. I'm not being
paid for this. I'm putting my life at the risk.
My brother is scared of ghosts like none other. Now
there's a whole community built around you getting kidnapped, and
we got to fix this. I'm not being a.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Kingdom security problem, not a not a Peach problem.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
But just so much works. Mario is about to be forty.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, like the video game is about to be forty.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I would argue that that's on Mario for not having
really good boundaries.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, so we just let Peach get kidnapped and she
just lives with Bowser.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, he should be a good friend.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
She can run off of Warreo carefully.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
First of all, for Wigi, he's tall.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
How we're just gonna skip over Luigi like that?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Walawigi's got that evil mustache.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah he does mustache, bleached pa, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
But you're okay with this plutonic friendship that is just
save you, thank you?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Would it be weird if Princess Peach was with Donkey Kong?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
You keep bringing up the best reality side.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Was more of like a normal normal gorilla.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yes, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
And I was going down the list of the female
princesses within Mario Brothers, and obviously you have Pauline she
first appeared in Donkey Kong and is back in the series,
Daisy just another princess, and Rosalina. So Mario's got options,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
But okay, so just because the ladies have to be saved,
that means they have to date their heroes.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I just want to be clear. I just want to
be clear. I'm just saying, I'm just asking questions.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm just if if, if I'm putting my life on
the line for over forty years, I would think that
maybe you might want to go out on a date
in a mushroom kingdom with me.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Why is what they're calling it now?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Why would you think that the other.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Upon that thought process, you think you can earn that
kind of.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Thing that way?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I mean, it's your chivalry. Nobody else has been showing
up these forty years while Luigi Luigi is.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Coming if I bring him a little or coming?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Hey, wait tell you what? Wait till you walk in
on Princess Beach with bullet Bill The Lonely night is
an inanimate object to.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. How do you feel
about the new revelation between Mario and Princess Peach.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Do you think if you take a woman out to
dinner that she has to sleep with you too?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, So just if you save her from peril.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
From a fire breathing dinosaur.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Then sleep I didn't say okay with she may want
to me a glance, sexy, give me a glance, I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't just gotta look at you for she's vulnerable,
she needs help, and you want to date her.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm just saying sounds a new problem.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
For ninety five fifty way on in Mario and Princess
Peach's relationship, and they said.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
No runs were involved in the writing of Pink Floyd music.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Okay, yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I also can lie every morning on the morning mosh
bit on five Boys.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
There's a form online where people from around the world
are sharing non American things that they highly recommend to Americans.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh, please and thank you.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Let's go railways.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
How about month along vacations? Yes, oh, or holiday as
they're called, absolutely holiday. It could be they're saying America's
work obsessed, one of the countries that offers a least
paid vacation.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
So there's that.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Taxes, including the price tag on things just make it
so it.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Makes so much sense. I just want to know what
I am paying.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It just rised me at the end.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Spotify tickets and it was all there, like, why is that? Well,
I mean, lollapaloa tickets on Spotify at which, by the way,
holy hell, trying to get those this week.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, high speed trains.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
On and goat and I would love a bullet train.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
We could have them, we just don't.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, what about towel warmers in the bathroom? Okay, heated
floors instead of vented heat. Oh, I said, now you're talking.
My hooves are happy about God.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Imagine.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
I've never used one of these, and I know a
lot of people have them.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
But days, Oh you gotta use you?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Do you still have to dry yourself?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah? Well I've never used it. I know sprays water
on your bee hole.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Right, yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, I definitely want to dry your feels afterwards.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I don't know how I feel about that.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Okay, haven't you ever done like the endless wipe?

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Well?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, you know, right, avoid the endless wipe?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, you're just clean.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Shout out to dude wipes helping you avoid the endless
wipe on.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Anybody has a B day, I'd like to try it? Uh,
quality out by the way, we're going to buy a day.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, you find the right one.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
I don't know, do you test her out?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I never bought my own. I've only been to places
like my bathroom. They don't if I do pempering.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
They have the attachment where you can just attach it
to your toilet. Oh, you just have to hook it
up to your water on the toilet. Could I just
use a hose They have those as well.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yes, it's like a really hard spray.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
When I went to Thailand, it wasn't a bidet, but
it was a hose system. You just do a little spray.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's cleaner. It makes sense. I would we think just
a little dry paper would be if.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
You love a beday eight four fifty. Quality of life
improvements like universal health care, maternity and childly affordable college.
Who needs it?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Hang on a second, we can't be doing all that.
Will a billionaires keep us working?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I got a few more for you ago desserts that
aren't insanely sweet?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, I wish we could do that, man.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'd like a good fruit and cheese tray.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
You know, butter on sandwiches?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Are we butter and sand We don't, but I can
see how that fits down well.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Chicken salt chicken sauce are Australian. Friends, it says it's
uniquely Australian, but everyone should try it.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
What is chicken salt.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
It's it's like a flavored salt that has like a
little chicken.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's kind of like a boo leon.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Actually, Hey, Australian boyfriends, if you could chime in on
this or that Sebastian and that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Oh god, there's a Mexican one. It's really good. Oh
I'm gonna remember it so much later. But yeah, you
just put a little salt.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
On it and it's like a little lowryes.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah. Yeah, it's seasoned salt. So yeah, last time.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Unless something I'm always looking for in grocery stores fresh
squeezed juice machines, or you can just go get real
fresh juice that is impact with sugar and all this
other crap. Even Smoothie Sea Stage so I think not
real smoothie. Yeah it's a powder.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
But anyway.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah, there's some non American things that we highly recommend
to all Americans. My favorite Pearl Jam. If you got
to see some of their last last tour or missed
some of it, you can listen to it all now
at nugs dot net. Pearl Jam is teamed up with
that website to offer all the live recordings from the
Dark Matter tour, so you could go back and listen

(17:23):
to Night one and Night to at Wrigley, Oh, kind
of cool.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's actually really cool.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's best only and just
the coolest, fattest rock station around.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I feel so lucky to be here, Merris, What do
we got? We're talking about Astronomer, the company that just
got I like.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
It anyway, Astronomer.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yes, Astronomy is the company they just got thrown into
the limelight because of coal Play. They had their little
fun fan camera and they're singing along to the different
people in the crowd, and they caught the CEO and
the chief people officer cheating in public at the Coldplay concert.
They're mad at coal Play. They have since resigned and Astronomer,

(18:08):
with one of the best moves possible because they have
a great marketing team apparently have hired Gwyneth Paltrow. Is
there a new temporary spokesperson? Now? If you don't know,
Gwyneth is Chris Martin of Coldplay's ex wife fun It's
so fun. I forgot about that till now.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Why does anybody care about this? I get it?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, fire with fire.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Fire with fire, And now Gwyneth actually tells us what
Astronomer does.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
Oh boy, PI, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been hired on
a very temporary basis to speak on behalf of the
three hundred plus employees it Astronomer. Astronomer has gotten a
lot of questions over the last few days, and they
wanted me to answer the most common ones. Astronomer is
the best place to run APATCHE airflow, unifying the experience

(18:57):
of running data mL and AI pipeline at scale. We've
been thrilled so many people have a newfound interest in
data workflow automation. Yes, there is still room available at
are Beyond Analytics event in September. We will now be
returning to what we do best, delivering game changing results
for our customers. Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
To whatever marketers that Astronomer hired a plus, yeah, Weld Martin.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
But I will say I still don't know what they do.
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't generally tell company analytics right on, yeah exactly.
I don't need Astronomer in my life, and.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
I don't know what they're doing enough to know if
I need them.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
They basically hired Gwinneth to say more words at us,
to not describe what.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
They're actually doing on a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Good on but yes, good on astronomer, and in two
more weeks we won't be talking about you ever again.
No kidding. Although the CEO is trying to sue cold play, now, is.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
He actually rumor?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I'll double check, because I feel like we're about to
be rumored city with this one for a while.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
I count Now here's a bit only blug there eight
four four ninety five fifty be called tend to play
Fun to the Head today for ceither end Doughtry tickets
along the pod over.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
At Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom on Thursday, November sixth We
got a pair of tickets for you when your caller ten. Now,
when you're playing Fun to the Head, you have to
answer the questions. You can take one of us hostage
and we can answer a question for you. If you
don't know the answer, we may get it wrong depending
on what the question is, so choose wisely. But then

(20:46):
we get shot with nerf darts if you get questions wrong. Now,
if you fail to win these tickets, we also have
a very nice consolation prize. And ever since we've been
teasing this, nobody has lost so good.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
On you, and it's a really good one.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Quite possibly the best consolation prize ever.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So it does exist. It's not arrogotary.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
It is a very real prize. Eight four four five
ninety five fifty b caller ten shot me early and
now Fun to the head on. Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Are we speaking with? Mark? Hey? Mark?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
How are you doing, Evanston doing?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
We're doing good. How was your weekend?

Speaker 6 (21:36):
It was great?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I'm glad to hear that. Well. Welcome to Fun to
the Head. This is the trivia game where you answer questions.
We can help you out with a save after you
take one of us hostage and we get shot with
nerf darts if you get the questions wrong. Up for
grabs today se either end doctry tickets and what we
need to know from you right now, Mark is who
do you want to take hostage? Myself? Michael or Maria Aria? Yes?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Sweet? Oh you got to go Marathon.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
By the way, if either of you saved me from
this hostage situation, you don't get a date afterwards.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Just to be so clear, Okay, this isn't a Mario
and Princess Peach situation. Okay, different forty years and a
dinosaur that breathes up that.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
He can't take a hint Chapter forty years.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
She'll stay there next time. Here we go, Michael, you
got questions.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I'm ready when you are.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Let's go, Baby. All right, my friend.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Jesus in Super Mario Brothers, who is Luigi's love interest?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
But say that one more time?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Mark, Mark? Okay, he's back, say it one more time.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, we can hear you. Okay, Okay, Mark, you're hostage
right now? Mark, you have the most potato phone. Yes, okay, Okay,
you're there. Okay, you did you hear the question? Is
not that Mario?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, it's Daisy.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Okay, the answer Daisy. Mark.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
This isn't gonna go Mark.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Okay, We're gonna see if we can slug through this.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Can you imagine if I were a real hostage.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
That's why you gotta rely on Mario. You're a good friend.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, friend.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Who is associated with the famous equation he equals MC squared.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, you got that, and we found a phone signal man. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Number three What metal band plays the roles of a
satanic clergy, with the lead singer being the true quote
Papa Oh, Mark is on fire.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yes, I am so glad you're standing next to whatever
right now, because it is clear as day.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
That's the laugh coming in all crackle is really.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
The Magnificent Mile is on what famous street in Chicago?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Day?

Speaker 9 (24:26):
Mark?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Right hot?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
And the best thing, Mark, is that since we lost
you so much on the first question, the boys forgot
to shoot me when he got it all right?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, well.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Thanks thanks for reminding us, but you can't break me. Okay, damn, Mark,
You're going to see The Dodger and p O D
at the Byeline Bank Aragon Ballroom on Thursday, November six.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
By the way, that's really cool that POD's playing that shot.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, and amazing, man, who are you going to take
to the show with you?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Marie is in the back of the room throwing bullets.
Who are going to take to the show with you?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Mark?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Oh? Good for her? There we go. Mark. That's an
amazing date night for you. Everyone else go get your
tickets at ticketmaster dot com. And a big thanks to
our friends at Live Nation. It is the morning moshpit
with your chance to win Toto tickets with that lovely
walky talkback that we have. Leave a message for us
when you go to the iHeartRadio app and push the

(25:34):
red microphone button.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, leave jokes, yes, oh, some people leaving jokes already.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
All your thoughts please and thank you.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
I believe it is a Maria.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Sorry you get I was real. I was real tight
into Toto there. Hm, it's like a song playing in
my head. Be terrified.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yes, I like the song is actually playing in my
head through these of some technology that would then later
be turned against me and used in the inevitable human advice.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
That is right by Wall News from the front of
the inevitable.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
As we know, Florida people are a little bit uh oh,
that's crazy, and they like to just release their Burmese
pythons into the wild. And so in the Florida Everglades
they have an issue with invasive Burmese pythons, and so
now scientists are using forty solar powered robot rabbits to
trap them.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
The rabbits.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Uh maybe the movement, the body heat and the scent
of marsh rabbits which obviously pythons like chomp on and
they lure the snakes into the open and.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Huh question yeap, what happens when a non python attack
said rabbit robot?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, they'll be disappointed in the metal taste.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
But they're not just like killing any animal with them.
It's like an aler.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I don't hate.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's kind of interesting. I mean it's kind of clever,
like you're out smarting a snake.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
In a way. But I feel like they're going to
catch a lot of other things too.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Have you ever seen the guy on TikTok that goes
in the Everglades in Florida Everglades and like takes animals
because you know they're all invasive, so he picks them up.
He calls them yoinking them. He's like, I'm just gonna
yoink the Spurmese pythons.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I have seen that. He is out of his He's crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
He does it at night. He goes into the Everglades
at Nightmaris and there is the biggest spiders you've ever seen,
the alligators. He's booping alligators on the nose in the
middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's my brand, just walk into danger.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I'm just that sounds like some Maria Stephan. Yeah, and
I'm going to pick you. I'm gonna pick God.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I'm going to wait for this guy.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, what's up with that guy?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
He's also in Florida.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, go ahead, great, cool, listen. I'm not looking for
anything serious. I'm looking for a guylades that's going to
be a temporary relationship with.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Get Maria's eulogy. Ready, Okay, it's not king.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I want to hear.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
The stories about the yoinkin sounds really weird when you
take it.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Out of context, saying if he invites you to yoink
out in the wing with.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Them, what are we defining his y inking these days?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Because big snake and also no.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
To be so clear.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, So, Mikey, you like the solar powered robot rabbits.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I think it's clever.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
We can trap everything else before you get the pythons.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I mean, yeah, but you're only going to kill the pythons.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
The rabbits are just running because everything in the marsh
is chasing them.

Speaker 10 (28:30):
Imagine the other rabbits being like, hey, I gotta go
back in. You are cold, but it'll work, and that's how.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
They catch you.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
They get the rabbits.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Well that's how they start by getting the rabbits. But
as we know with all scientific experiments, it starts on
rabbits and then moves to the Human Trials. The next
thing you know, you got robot batties walk in the streets.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Mikey's yeah, Mikey's going up. He's gonna get hit by a.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Fembot, and then they're gonna win the inevitable human versus
Robot War.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
This was news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War. Shout out to well Benjamin from Breaking Benjamin
went on Friday and saw him and Lacy Stern from
fly Leaf cover Metallica. Nice, I'm along with a lot
of other songs, but it was pretty.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Cool, well done.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Here did they cover Metallica?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I never heard of him?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah, they're a fantastic band.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
They sound obscure.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
New super Cool show though. Rack ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station in the morning, Mash Pitt is.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
On, I think it's fair to say that we're all
in a position where we could all use a few
extra dollars always.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
So universally, I think that's true. We're all in that position.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
The question was posed online, so I want to pose
it to Maria and Michael in studio. I have something
for myself. Okay, what would you give up or do
for a million dollars finger you specifically, that's true.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I'm just like, let's say somebody walked up to me
and they're like, I'll give you a million dollars if
you chop off your pinky finger.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, well you're immediately resorting to.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Loss of Just no, Maria, that's fair because if I'm
the controller or the genie of the million, I might
want two or three fingers.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Damn all right now we're talking now, yeah, now we're
having problems.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Now are you gonna Are you gonna give up those
fingers as easily?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Is it just two or is it three? Because I
could have an inter turtle hand.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
If it's only two, I'll give you two for a million.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
But I can't do that middle finger.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Okay, So not.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Making this hand gestures in the studio.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
What if it What if it was on opposite hands
and I asked you for four, so two off each hand.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
A million dollars or million. You could also maybe get
some bionic fingers for a million.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You know what I would probably do for a million dollars.
I think I would give up like eight hours of
my free time, five days a week.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, maybe in the morning.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
In the morning playing the genie.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
You still have to go to work, so you got
you're giving after work after you go. Yes, I'm genieing it.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, don genie, I'm fine, yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, still give me eight hours? No, no, not for
a million?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
How long do I have to do that?

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Very good question?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Thank you for one year? Fine?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah? A year?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Okay, yeah, I'd do that for a year.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Sixteen hour day for a year, five days a week,
and I still get weekends.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yept vacation I did too?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
How about this? Would you go a full year without
your phone?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah? Oh, oh my.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
God, I would.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
I would be done.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
That's my job.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
The thing at the top of my list was video games.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Oh yeah, I'd give up video games for a year
and then come back and buy everything.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Why are you starting with your faves? You know no
one made you guys do that? Whoa Okay, be more strategic,
can give up something you don't want to do?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
You calling his fingers his faves?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I mean, lick might beay somebody's faves, you know.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Oh, here we go the seat of a porta potty.
Oh a million bucks of course. Yeah, fine, man, I'll
lick the whole thing clean.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I was going to say, is it after a rainy night?
The drippings on lower whacker and a cup?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
You got a drink for a million bucks? All shotgun
shot a little.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Buddy, he'll injected.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
It's a million dollars. Eighty four four nine five, five
ninety five fifty What would you do or give up
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Where we're going to increase the stakes for you. Go
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Speaker 4 (32:58):
Ninety five five Chicago's rock station. Remember Toto tickets up
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into the studio to us the morning marsh pit.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Hell, yeah, get that energy, Mikey. That sounds good, That
sounds positive. We want things to remain positive.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Just got back from vacation.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Do you have to give you the news headlines which
are absolutely horrific.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
However, the corporate chows told me not to bring down
the mood.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
And to just put a positive spin on them, and
so positive spin spin we shall this.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Is bad news, bears.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Landlord's sentenced to fifty three years for killing a six
year old boy dies behind bars.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Gosh, okay, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Police search for suspect and killing a couple hiking with
their two children in park.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Wow, what about the kids?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I guess they're fine.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
A mother and her eight month old daughter have been
missing forever ten days.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I don't like that. Ask.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I know who I am. I'm asking. I've watched enough
of these shows. Here you ask, that's been her boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, toddler dies in hot car while in steak cost
today all in st yep, you betcha Jesus.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
All of that is just bad news, bears.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Okay, I gotta make this better. How we feel please?
Now here's a bit only blog there hoping to make
you feel better. Eight four four ninety five fifty Leonard
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(34:49):
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Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yes, Michael, we're talking about a few minutes ago. What
would you do for a million dollars?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Smarris?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Wuld you let me choose a tattoo to put on
your cheek for a million dollars?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
No, a million, you can get it removed eight four
to four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
The Lennard Skinner tickets can be yours.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
That is not the correct way from sublime. I'll knocking
ninety five five.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Mars.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Ladies and gentlemen of Chicago and Chicago Land. We have
a prize to be proud of as the cities with
the worst traffic have come out, and we.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Didn't make the top ten. Shu, what so you did
not make the top ten?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I have sat in our to ninety minute traffic going
home from this very building, and it is a thirty
minute drive in the morning with no traffic, and we
did not make the list for worse traffic in the
United States. And I have a positive spin about this. Oh,
it could be worse, Yeah, it could absolutely be worse.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I just questioned the list at that point.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
That's what I would like to take from it, and
I wish that that could be a comforting thought, but
instead of just feel invalidated.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, I feel like they came to Chicago and it's like,
you know what, I'm tired.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
I just came from Atlanta. I can't do this again.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I was gonna say, it's DC on the list I live.
Number one is terrible and worse than DC.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Is number one.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, it's awful there.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
I've experienced Atlanta traffic once until myself never again. Absolutely,
and they're number five with San Francisco, Miami and LA
in front of them, and LA is at number two.
I've just wow, who I want to know who came
to Chicago and on what day that they were just
like it's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Come during the pandemic, Like, oh it's right around here.
You know what, nobody on the road.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Because again I lived in DC for most of my
free well non almost my life. I lived in DC
for a minutes. The difference is the drivers here are nicer,
so people will actually let you over. Like you emerge,
they'll fight a little bit, but like you're going to
get your spot. We DC, you better cut them off

(36:57):
or you're not going to get over.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
And they might.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, and it's just I lived in Richmond, which is
just below DC, and I would deal with that like
Northern color or Colorado, Virginia traffic, Arlington, stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah, it's brutal out there.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
And also something about Chicago being a bigger city I
think helps too. There's just more space for the traffic,
and DC's like tiny and just a cluster s.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
So that's the other wild part because we got some
wide interstates and freeways.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
So does Atlanta and LA, and it's just massive amounts
of congest You have a top.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Ten list there, Yes, it rounds out the top.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So going one to ten DC at number one, La, Miami,
San Francisco, Atlanta, New York, Houston, Seattle, Baltimore, and San
Jose at number ten is the worst way, bad way.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Worse than Seattle. Yeah, way worse. There's so many more
people here.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Maybe they came during the winter when.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
If you've come in the middle of the winter, you're
gonna see it pretty. But also the snow. Yeah, and
there's no there's no easy way out of this.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Yeah, just get it on the train.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, public transportation best way to go, and especially when
you got rock news on the way. That's right, right,
We got some news for us.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
That's Ozzy news. So yeah, we'll talk about it.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Coming up Jimmy eat World on Rock ninety five to five,
and we are pumped to have them at Tinley Park
with the Offspring and New Funk Glory. Now, Oh, one
of the concerts of the summer. We're very excited about.
And Michael, you got some news for us.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Yeah, speaking of concerts and rock and roll, we got
some rock news going on here once again. Shout out
to breaking Benjamin and Lacy from fly Leaf. That was
a super cool show, and shout out to House of
Blues for having us. Oh, of course Friday night out there.
That was fun.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
You know.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I thought that maybe Ozzy was sort of planning maybe
to go out after the show, like I'm gonna get
through this one big show and I'm just gonna turn off.
Apparently Ozzy had a ton of things in the works,
a memoir TV show that the family was working on,
and a new album, all all in the works when
he died. Wow, which is super unfortunate. Just makes me

(39:00):
think like he you know, like I said this to
Maria before we went on the air. Sometimes I wonder
if people's brain just goes that's enough, man. Yeah, you know,
no matter what he had in the works or whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
It was interesting because his sisters were definitely like taken
aback when they spoke out last week and they were
just like, this was unexpected.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Elly said too. She was like, he's not dying, like
he has a lot of life, and then yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Yeah, Arry, life's very fragile.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah, man. Pantera canceling shows due to Ozzy Osbourne's death.
They have come out and said they're basically so affected
by the death that they need their team, them and
their team need time to mourn, be with their families,
so they're rescheduling and canceling some shows. Okay, and the
tributes continue to pour in as Johnny Depp joined Alice
Cooper on stage for a Black Sabbath's cover of Paranoid
at the O two Arena in London over the weekend.

(39:50):
They also did schools out before leaving the stage. Nice,
so kind of fun people honoring Ozzy and is the
more and more clips come out, Maris, you and I
were talking about this, how sweet was man? He's flawed,
but yeah, genuinely like he cared.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
It was it was. I've seen clips with him with
his grandchildren and it's just like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
And the one where he plays this, the kids are
playing the Xylophile.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, they're playing yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
And he's almost in tears because it's it's a beautiful.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
It's a big moment that there was. I don't know
what this was from, but there's a clip with Ozzie
and Kelly and r V and she's playing them a
new song. I don't know if she produced it with
hers or whatever it was, and they're just jamming along,
having a good time. They're singing together. He doesn't know
the words, but he's dancing along and it gets over
he goes, I love you, and it was just so

(40:37):
genuine yeah you know, so yeah, what a legend. A
legend truly missed.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
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Rock nine five. A night of Melancholy and the infinite
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(41:04):
out more. I'm five five chi dot com. Maria, what
do you got?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
You know, when you're a kid, Yeah, fantasize about being
an adult. You're like, I've got to be in charge
of my me. The world is my oyster. Things are
kind to be great. Then you grow up and you're
like god, oh oh, send me back. And everyone has
one of those soul crushing moments. And I have a

(41:31):
list of them, Okay, and I gotta say I agree
with I think all of them.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
One is hard work at jobs doesn't necessarily equal or
guarantee rewards or recognition.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
That smart about it.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
You can just work really hard and then for no reason. Uh,
there are no quote adults in charge.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
No, we're all grown people.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
It is weird because in my head I still feel
like a.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Kid, but my body's getting old.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I still feel like you're a kid.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Too, all right.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Happily ever After isn't a destination, it's a maintenance schedule.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, interesting.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
That's so real. It's the climb. Wow, there's always going
to be another mountain. I'm always gonna want to make
it move.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Oh boy, Realizing no one is coming to help you
and you have to figure out stuff all on your own. Yeah,
discovering that nobody cares where you went to college.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
That counts for IVY League. To shut up?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
What about my alumni license plate license?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I gotta say when I'm on the road and I
see state.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Over to this guy, smart guy coming through HR departments
look after slash protect management not staff wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
We don't have one. Hey, they'll talk to you if
you lets set off Bear Mason Building. Let me tell
you that why do you even get a vacation for
a week?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Jesus that it really is who you know. Life isn't
a meritocracy. That is true, but it's also not a
sinister I think like sometimes people are just hiring people
that they know because they know that that person can
do the job and they don't have to worry about
personality differences or training them or whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
You don't rest at home after work. You still have
stuff to do.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Not only are you responsible for your meals, you have
to buy said food too.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
And you got to clean up after the meals.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Realizing that there are health issues that are indeed a
fate worse than death in terms of quality of life.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Everybody's knees seem to be going out mine crack every more. Yeah,
I got a foot problem. I tell you, you start realizing
these things. Are your hands?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Your feet real important?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
A good thing. You're going to give up some of
those fingers for a million dollars, So.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I'd give you two.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Good things happen to bad people and bad things have
been to good people.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, clip it and reverses some people.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
That thing some of the fingers he is going to
give away for a million dollars. Some people never change
even when they say they will.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh, haven't heard.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
You said you weren't going to bring Bear Mason anymore.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I wanted to get some.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Actually I'm not going. Yes, it's illegal in the city
of Chicago. That's why I got in so much trouble.
So it's considered a weapon, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Ladies and gentlemen. This has been lovely advice from the mornings,
including Michael Bear Mason.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
Sex and candy sounds itchy and sticky more sounds like
a yeast infections Morning Mosh on Rock ninety five to
five boys, What are we doing sport.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
On a weekend?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
It was you know what I'm very about this weekend too.
I've been very reserved and quiet about the white Sox
winning a game against the Cubs on the South side.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Boy, that first game, really.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I mean day happened the piss out of the Cubs.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Wait, but just one okay, and that's all.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Not only that, Shoda Monagua was pitching that game like
our ace pitcher, and they were crushing. You could see
it in his face. I was watching, going, dude, just
pull him, just pull him. You could see he was
disappointed because he couldn't get a ball pass him without
him hitting the single after single after single. But they
kept scoring. Ended up being twelve to five for the
first game mm hm for the White Sox, and then

(45:38):
game two on Saturday, Cubs came back six to one.
And then I went to the game yesterday, which was
actually really close up until the top of the eighth.
It was five to one, and we were like, all right,
this game is over. And as we're walking out, all
of a sudden, here, yeah, we hear the stadium erupt
and I look at my phone, and now we're on
the train with everybody and we're all like watching on
our phones and like keep it by the way.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I rode the train, look look at your go.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
But the Cubs didn't end up taking that one five
to four, much closer game and there was only, let
me check my notes, six hundred and thirty two fights,
So that was great. You want to have some fun,
go through TikTok and look for just suit search. It's
fights at the White Sox.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
It's a real fun rivalry. It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah you're still wrestling.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah yeah, little brotherly love all due guys.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Guide's Beaven Bros.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Shout out to Bubba Wallace too. Won at the Brickyard
over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
He did goin. It was a historic win. And then
in I got a feeling it's gonna be a long
camp for the Bears.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
I saw the coat, he did not look happy.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Ben Johnson coming out and just saying some things ain't
going right. Yeah, first team offense getting pulled again. But
I'd like to think that the first team defense is
playing really well right now in camp. They better be.
And it's just it's a very intense camp, very new
for a lot of people. But it just seems like

(47:02):
something's not clicking just yet. And I think Caleb Williams
will end up playing more preseason games and expected to.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Make sure that his timing and everything will be right.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
This season going for an eber flues to Ben Johnson, like,
that's a big difference.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's nice that the boys get to go to camp together.
I hope they get to do arts and crafts.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yeah, that's exactly what they're working on.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
They put Caleb in arts and class. You're not playing right.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
But again, it's camp. Get everything correct any camp and
in practice before the season starts, and we'll be good
to go on.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Clean your bunks.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
The thing that sucks is some of these practices or
some of these camps are in front of the public.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
You can go watch, so we're still.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Seeing some things.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Oh yeah, stuff happens, and everybody's camp and it's it's
time to get it fixed and writed. So be interested
to see how this week goes. But it's been fun
to watch these camp stories so far. Oh boy, I'm.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Just glad the Cubs won five out of the set.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Cross Town. You know you saw me a steak?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
I know, I do, Okay, Actually I knew when they
I saw the I was like, you texted me, I
think and I was like, is that what you do?
I was like watching the White Sox destroy the Cubs.
Pick your steak place?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
That sounds like they should have gone to camp longer.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Okay, I'll give that one to you.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Yeah, that's spring training.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
But five Things is on the way as we are,
ninety five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Five Yeah, five ish things.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
You almost certainly need to know. It's a hell of
a community service, I'll tell you that much. All right,
let's kick it with. Let's expect more Lollapaloo's closures to
start today as Columbus Drive is going to be closed
as they continue to set up the big festival. It
kicks off on a Thursday, it wraps up on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Michael, Who are you excited to see Corn?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Also Corn?

Speaker 5 (48:53):
All right, Casey yellowtant for me because I'm being.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Weird, No, Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Actually, I'm really pumped to see Tea Pain. I'm not
gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
You know he's going to do crazy Train.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
War Pigs. Yeah, oh my gosh, Yes, we will be
there for that.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
And in no surprise, Fantastic four had a big weekend
this weekend at the box office, with Superman coming in
at second Jurassic Park, who's been in theaters for about
three weeks now, coming in in a strong third, followed
by f One the movie, and Smurfs. If you watched
Happy Gilmour this weekend, you might have seen that there's

(49:32):
also a Netflix game that is tied in with the
Happy Gilmore Too movie. I haven't played it. I haven't
seen it, but I will be diving in today. But
is a golf demo if I'm correct, Following along with
Happy becoming a video game star in the movie. Apparently

(49:53):
NFL players are struggling with some money as they got
in trouble for reselling super Bowl tickets to last year's
Super Bowl. About one hundred players got caught selling super
Bowl tickets above face value and are facing fines for this,
and they are barred from buying super Bowl tickets for
the next two Super Bowls. So if that was your plug,

(50:14):
you might want to find a new person.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, that's only okay when random scalping websites do it exactly.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Find to buy a Lolla Loza ticket this morning. Holy
crap crazy.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And then finally, Google is being ordered to pay a
naked Argentinian man as he was caught on the Google
street cams sunning his bab bomb in his own front yard.
Now the crazy part about this is the property was
surrounded by a six foot wall, so I have questions
on what Google vehicle was being used.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Google periscope. He doesn't do it too much.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
The man is our Google has been ordered to pay
the man the equivalent of.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Twelve thousand and five hundred pesos.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
That's not that much.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Doesn't sound like great too. It doesn't sound like a
great deal. But he's getting some money out of Google,
which is the win here.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
And you know what the bigger win is what we
are gonna continue ninety five minutes commercial free right now,
Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It doesn't sound like a bigger win. Stop telling a
CDC to retire. We know, we know that they are
not the same on stage as their twenty year old
selves because then they're eighties.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Leave them alone. It's morning moshmen. I rock ninety five
to five. Mikey take us to the text.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
All right, let's do it eight four four nine ninety
five fifty. I said, all you can do just get
us your texts all day long. Not just us, though
you could text Pat component Night, a man that I
hung out with Friday night.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, at the Breaking Mendrument show.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I love that man.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Love that guy.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Sorry I missed that one, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
He is just more of a legend than a man.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Really had somebody come up to me and they go,
you know, I really love your guys this morning show boy,
I love it. But the only reason you have any
credibility is because pack components on your radio station. I
told Pat that right. He was tickled. As my grandma
would say, that's so fun.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I call him Gandalf Lebowski.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
By the way, that's good.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
You can also text Clinger or Walt throughout the day
song requests anything you want from the eight four to seven.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Radiant floor heat is the best.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
We were talking about things in Europe, Yeah, things that
Americans should have here basically, and one of the things
was heated floors. He says. Imagine getting out of the
shower in the dead of winter negative twenty degrees outside
and your feet are warm because the floor is being.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Heated from below.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah, that's called the radiant heat. Let's see here. This
from Ken from Canada says, I'm sorry, but there's no
way in hell that guy's going to suit cold Play.
They have a disclaimer at the show stating that you
will be recorded. He will be on camera. It's not
their fault he got caught with his hand in a
cooky jar. Yeah, it's probably a rumor from the seven one,
sis I would give up three of Michael's fingers for

(52:54):
a million dollars, all right too, talking about what would
you give up for a million dollars? And I said
I'd let somebody chop off one of my fingers for
a million dollars. Yeah, And then Marris was like, what
about three. I'm like, I don't know. Threees a lot,
and you just got your pointer in your thumb. I'm
just trying to make it inconvenient. It's a genie in
this situation.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
If you get a.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Choice fingers, maybe a foe, you want the thumb in
the okay? From the seven o eight, Hey, guys, for
a million dollars, would you get naked right now and
it finished the day's work? No, and commute home naked?
No private cars? You got to take an uber No
a million dollars. My zwiging berries would be out so fast.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Here's your headspin. You don't get to finish work because
you're getting kicked out of work. Didn't you get to
talk to that HR person?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Then you're getting fined for whatever for publican decency. Right.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
I kind of know the HR guy.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Now maybe I could slide into some money.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
How do you know him?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
I've been talking to him a lot, no reason. Soon, No,
how's ten grand sound. He's like, you're now going to
jails bribery.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, but you're also not getting an uber home either,
so they're not going to pick you up. Then they'll
show up. They don't know I'm naked.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I'm just hopping in keeponed.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
They're like, whoa, what's this? All right?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I'm doing that?

Speaker 10 (54:13):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
And our final one here, Hey, Maria, I want to
go out for some yoinking at the old Olive Garden.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Whoa nor rememb red stick if I've ever seen it?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Okay, unlimited salad you know.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Oh my god, Maria, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's an ever Lost. Now that's a throw back to
Robin Hood Men in Tights.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I love that movie.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
This is what I think every time I see the
name ever.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Last, one of his first.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Movies A Lincoln Rock ninety five to five. I believe
we have some dug backs, so.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Smoky if you will over, and we have Toto tickets
up for grabs with these bad boys so let's give
them a lesson.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
And the way you get in on it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
You guys like joke so much.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
What's the difference between a tire and three hundred and
sixty five used condoms?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
One is a good year and one is a great year? Nice?
See Michael?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
What were you going to though?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I get set up here okay?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And the way you get on a play another one?
Just play another one?

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Okay, Yeah, I'll try after that.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, whine a view.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Mario gets arrested the first shot some words.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
I promise it was a different datty party. Wow.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Tell them how they can get in on that.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
And the way you get in on the walkie talk
backs is go to the iHeartRadio app and click the
upper right hand corner. There should be a little round
red microphone and that'll just shoot the message right here
into the studio.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
All right, you did it?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Is proud of you.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Hey, Maria, it's Matt, your Australian boyfriend. And yes, chicken
salt is part of the Australian dietary requirements. You would
go to the corner store or wherever you get your
hot chips from and you say, yes, I want chicken salt.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
If you don't.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
Then you'll just get frowned upon it and go, oh,
that's an Australian. Also, you can get a pineapple fritter,
which is a slice of pineapple covered in dough and
deep fried.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
That does sound chips are there? French fries?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I just looked. Oh, I can listen to this guy
talk for hours.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I know that's why he's my Australian boyfriend number one.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Chips.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Sebastian is Australian boyfriend number two.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
I thought Cheetos is what I thought he was talking
about when he saw hot it's fresh franch fries.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
I did think the same thing. But I think we
have another Australian here.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Oh my god, is a boyfriend you guys.

Speaker 9 (56:53):
It's Sebastian from Sydney, Australia. Here your other boyfriend. It's
Monday night here. You guys are talking about things that
you me say it on. We've got fairy bread. Uh,
get a plain white bread, not toasted, put butter on
it and pack hundreds and thousands all over it.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Delicious a rooin. You taste, God, it's good.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Hundreds and thousands.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
That one sprinkles, I know that one sprinkles.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Wait about wait a minute. And these are like the
little colored sprinkles that they put on cookies and stuff
and are called hundreds, and.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
They call them hundreds and thousands crazy.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I like it a lot, As.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Dictionary, I like it a lot.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I think we're gonna go with Troy because he had
the first joke on here, or does second.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Joe, and he doesn't live in Australia and therefore is
qualified to win these tickets.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Well, congratulations, Troy, you got the tickets to total, and uh,
we'll be back tomorrow. But you know what, that rock
star that we just get so lucky to work with
named Walt.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
That band called Stabbing Westward.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
The Stepping Westward keyboard is Walt Flickers.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
That guy, Wow, he's gonna keep ninety five minutes confersial free. Yay,
are you.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Doing my things? You guys?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
The commercial sects