The January 6th Erection

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Miss Grayson to you.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It is the January sixth, the erection of the.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Morning So Hard this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What the desk? The desk?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, okay, you're talking about banking right out the gate.
This is ridiculous. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Morning, Maria.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm the appropriate one, appropriate are you? And I lie? Sometimes?
This is Maris Harris, girls girl, Good morning all. This
is Michael Craig Mason.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I think the full government name is do at thispoint
in time.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You don't want to just add another M in there. No,
we have a lot of m's going on, don't we. Morning.
By the way, the name the Morning mosh Pit is
getting the pit.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
The mosh pit specifically, the purge is a weird time
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wait, why did you immediately go to your armpits?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I am scarred from the Purge arm pit. More on
that at a different point.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Heal you at some point you can't will attempt to anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Welcome to the pit. There's gonna be a lot of chaos.
There's gonna be a lot of rock music. There's gonna
be a lot of head banging. There's gonna be a
lot of us, but there's gonna be a lot of you.
You're so key, mostly because we're nerds and losers and
we've built a show for nerds and losers and we
need friends and we want you to be our friend.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yes, text us eight four five fifty you memorized?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Are you happy? I did? I'm so impressed right now.
I was wondering if you were just gonna let me
do it like I knew it, or if you would
call me out? Oh? Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well you're looking at a stream when you said it.
Do you close your eyes? Are now? Give me that number?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Fifty? That is not enough numbers for a telephone, not.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Even a full telep adel.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
My god, I think I broke the because.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
We're good. Wow, Okay, one more time.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Eight four on the show. Do you know what my
brain does with numbers?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Nothing, them up and throws them against the walls. Michael,
this is a new show, like you were technically new here,
but you're not that new and the number hasn't changed.
It's not a new number, Like when did you get here?
What did you start on this station? Officially on air?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Four months ago? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Four months all right? Four four fifty? There it is
that the same number to call or text. Yes, four
four ninety five fifty Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I'm gonna get you some sticky notes. I like that
so that you can just have it ready to go.
Put them right on the back. You can put them
in a lot of different areas, so it's not just
Michael looking at the screen.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh my god, we need a phone number jingle like
Empire or j G. Wentworth.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh my god, ninety fifty Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Not that one.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
We should get one that was something.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Rock ninety five to five. It is the morning mosh Pit.
I just I love saying that's fun. It's it's just
the alliteration with all of us in the studio and
we have some reintroductions. I feel like you've gotten to
know us all pretty well. But we're just gonna stamp
this in your head. We're gonna introduce you to Michael.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes, thank you about it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Since this is no so new, can I just ask
a show question? Go ahead? Am I just setting this now?
Or are we teasing this is my story? No? No, no, no,
no no no, we're teasing. It's coming out.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
It's okay, okay, I just want to I was gonna
launch into it here.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No no, no, no, no, no, Hey, you need to google
how to do radio for dummies real quick. I'm glad
we're figuring this.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Out at our launch.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You go, oh yeah, this is our January sixth erection
of The Morning Mush, But it's maybe not as big
I had some of the other erections of morning shows
that you may have seen.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Have there been a lot of erections?

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, So on the way, we're going to learn about
Michael and all things.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I hope there's something that I don't actually know. But
there's lots of things you don't know, buddy. Okay, I
don't like that. I don't like that. Don't give us
all the skeletons.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I want to know that you know some things I
don't want to know. Michael.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I shot a deer once with my dad. I hate
I didn't want to go hunting. I just wanted my
dad to love me, and so I went and shot
a deer and I felt so bad about it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Remember when we said we were going to tease.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Huh No, No, I need to get to the psychology.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, we'll get some more of that. On Rock ninety
five to five, her.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Box was arching Wow sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I was wondering why you were laughing already.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's Brock twenty five to five. Michael, who are you?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm part of the Morning mosh Pit. Let me say
that real quick. Yes, yeah, the Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
First day, stay one, very excited. We're introducing ourselves. I
am forty years old. I grew up in the Pacific
Northwest in the rain.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Are you forty flat?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Forty forty one? I think you think how old? Eighty three?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's his story. Three, it's his story, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Forty one.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Grew up in the Pacific Northwest, oldest of five kids. Grandpa, grandma,
aunts and uncles all lived on the same street, a
town of thirteen hundred people, where.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
By the way, we didn't have any elevators.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Murray, I'm not buying it.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm done. That's a lie. In yack Old, Washington, there's
no elevators.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You're telling me that there are no multiple story buildings
in yack Old, Washington, not one and still to this day,
not one.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'm telling you this is a mountain town.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
In battlegrounds story.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's and it wasn't there when I grew up. So
took the stairs.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm going to go to yackle. Okay, well you're handicapped. Accessibility,
that's an issue city code.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Have you heard of Mount Saint Helens the volcano. Yes,
I was at the base of that. That's where I
grew up.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Didn't you breathe them since the toxic gosh?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, So basically I grew up out there, and then
I was.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I grew up in a big family, and I gave
my parents hell the whole time. They're like Christian Whites
who are just friendly people who adopted a bunch of kids.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Wow that's a description.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, I just mean, like, you know, like the Mountain folks,
you know, the laundry. Yeah, where are my Christian Whites
today as I'm growing up causing problems for them?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Because I was the oldest of all these kids.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You're the oldest.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense. We were.
We were. I was flipping people off in Little League.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
We were diving out the window into the trampoline when
mom and dad would leave. We didn't have a two
story it was our house, but that was the yeah, Antica.
And then I got to go to college, right and
I hated college. Yeah, I was sitting in a parking
lot one day and I said, I don't want to
do this. And I turned the radio on and I
heard a new radio show that came on the air
in Portland, Oregon Now and they said, hey, it's our

(07:14):
first day on the air.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
We want you to be a part of the show.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
And I said that's all I needed to hear to
leave this college.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Probably, I drove all the way to.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Portland and I waited in the lobby looking in the
window from the lobby into the studio until.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
They let me in. I went in bombed totally.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
That one does.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
But as I was walking out of the building, I'm
walking past gold records and signed guitars, and I was like,
this is what I want to do.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
And that was twenty two years ago.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
And that led me through Portland, Seattle, Richmond, Virginia, New Orleans,
a whole bunch of other places, and then to finally Hear.
But at one point I moved onto the property of
radio legend Delilah.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I met her in Seattle because I.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Was making fun of hergend. We bowed to the legendary
the of Delilah.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, get this, I'm on the air in Seattle. I
had no clue who Delilah was and I heard her
voice in the system. It was something like a voice
track that said come in, sit down, have some tea,
and I played it over like Metallica intros. And one
day my studio door kicks open and there's a six
foot four woman standing there and she goes, do you
know who I am? And I thought that must be Delilah,
that's my guess, and it was, Yeah, she's huge. She

(08:24):
tells me what AND's She was so great. She laughed
about it. She's like, you can't use my voice like that.
We became friends. I ended up moving on to her
property and helped run her show, and it was really
a fantastic time in my life and I'm I feel
so lucky to be here now with you dorks.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You get here. We skipped a chapter and she just
went from Delilah and then jumped into the pit.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I ended up in Colorado, Okay, and I had actually
stepped away from radio, and I got a DM from
one of our senior management one day and he said, hey,
any interest in going.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
To Chicago split into here?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
DA did yeah, And then.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I got to meet James Howard, our boss here, our
shill nice He sucks, but that's cool. I totally And
then it all just worked out and I just feel
so lucky and blessed and excited to be a part
of the Morning Moshpit and we're gonna have tons of fun.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And yeah, I'm excited to be here.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm glad you feel lucky and blessed. I've ben changed
that soon enough, but for right now, this is good.
That's where I want you. Optimistic.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I am. That's got to be. It's the new year.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, you don't have to be like that, but I'm
really glad that you are. Michael. There are alternative ways
of being. They're much more cynical.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
They're a little more mentally ill, but above all else,
they are funny.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
W C HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Hi, I'm so excited, sorry, man, our first day with
the Morning mosh Fit and it's gonna snow. Do you
know how excited this makes me? Oh? It was snow
in a little when I walked to work.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
What was it snowing? A little? Just a touch, just
a little.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was a it was a dusting. If you want,
why does snow excite you so much? You came from Colorado.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Yeah, I think it's pretty I think I think a
lot of it comes from I grew up snowboarding.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
See I can't tell you that excited. But it might
be the shrinkage due to the snow.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
No, I don't need any more of that, sure, okay
with Michael.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, No, Like I grew up snowboarding, So I think
it's just fun. I like it when it snows, everything
calms down. It's really quiet, oddly quiet, which is cool.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay. I'll give you the sereness on the snow.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, and it's fun to play sereneness, the serenity even
Oh Michael, we're.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Gonna have snow around the area today.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Uh, some freezing rain in certain areas too, so it's
gonna be slick no matter what.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Just be careful.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Do the we learned a few weeks ago to penguin
walk that helps you not fall on the ice.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Who's wee.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't know if you were here yet. I think
you might have been working out your contract.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Think Maria, it was some vacation. Yes, we talk about walking. Yeah, yeah,
Like how do.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
You walk when it's icy conditions out?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I don't I stay inside where there's heat.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Well, some of us have to go outside, don't. Now
that I'm old, I can't fall. I was thinking about this.
Imagine slipping on some stairs.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I thought you, like you were physically incapable of falling,
and I was like, I would love to test that theory.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
And do you mean real quick? No, I can't fall.
I'd break my back or something. I feel like, I
don't think.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
You've crossed that line yet. If you felt, I'd still laugh.
Granted that might be a personality trait, but I wouldn't
be that concerned you.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I think that's everybody. Though.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
You see somebody fall, you like you have to swallow
a laugh, depending on how well you know them, and
then suck it up a second, go help them get up,
and then laugh at them after their back up.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm laughing through that entire process. However. No, that's how
you know when you're getting old, is when people don't
laugh when you fall, and they do, they.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Go, oh my god, I'm a life alert.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
What he's going to be snow And you're excited about snow.
And I'm going to keep reminding you that you're supposed
to be excited about snow as winter progresses, and you
experience your first Chicago Land wintertime snow tapering off later tonight,
I have twenty six love of twenty four today taper
a hardly knower, firearms and carnations. Welcome to the January

(12:25):
sixth direction of the rout of ninety five five Morning
Mosh Pitt, gentlemen. I've missed you over the holidays.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I missed you guys too. Yeah, we don't hang out.
We didn't hang out during the holidays.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
And that's probably for the best. That's okay, you're not
ready for that version. That was the first version that
Marys met, and that was a little much.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Uh, it was a lot for both of us because
I think that was also a big moment of us
coming out into the public at that.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Moment, was it, I don't remember, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Half remember what happened to So there the first the
first Christmas party that we had out of the pandemic
make where we got to.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Meet a bunch of people that we had never met before.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
In person, and like all I knew of Maria was
Maria on Nights and whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I saw her on the team's call.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
But then we got in met in person and you
just clicked like we were best friends.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I don't think I even remember like meeting though. When
was that? At what point in the night.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
There's the actual office Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, dear listener. There's the Christmas party at like an
event space, yes, and then there's breakoff into whatever click
you are afterwards and go to a bar.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, the after party.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
And on the way to said after party, we would
we were just hanging out and Maria's like, oh, these boots,
I'm tired of walking, come off. And then I was
sitting there and I was like, hop on and I
just spotted down girl from the start, just like.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Get on my back, and we're gonna go to the bar.
And everybody's just like did they know each other?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
And I don't know what happened, but I imagine if
it's like every other drunk night I've had, We're piggybacked
on someone I probably hopped on and one quicksilver.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
But but like the crazy part was everybody was documenting
us hanging out.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
And everybody's like, oh my god, they're so close. They're
so close, and they're taking pictures and they think you
guys were in love.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Everyone thinks that I'm in love with every mail that
I come across.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's all terrible burden of bear. But essentially somebody came
up to.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Me it is, so don't minimize my pain. Continue with
the story.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm sorry, you shouldn't, oh, go on so bad. So
that's how you guys met. Yeah, that's how we met.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And wait but no, here's the thing. Then we get
tagged in all these posts the next morning that I
don't remember. No, maybe not story with stories.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
It wasn't even stories.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
There were like text messages being sent around, and Maria
saw a squad of pictures and I saw a few,
and I was like, who took?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
And I was like, when did this happen?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I heard no memory of any of us.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
So coworkers, thank you for documenting the first friendship moment
between me and Maria.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Thank you, circumstantial, Thank you because it turned out okay.
But moving forward, if when I am that intoxicated, we
can never document anything ever, that would be mucho appreciato.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
That would be the play on the way.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
We're gonna talk about the Golden Globes, more specifically, the
jokes at the Golden Globes on the morning moshped.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
It's only a semisnic because it's cold outside. Right now.
It's the January sixth erection of the Morning moshped on
Rock ninety five to five. I hear that there are
some globes to discuss.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh yeah, that was ambiguous.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Of the Golden Variety, here we go.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Only thing I like about award shows these days is
if the hosts make fun of the people that are there, Like.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I'm looking at some of these best comedy series, Like
half of these I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I've never even heard of.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
But Nicki Glazer, she was the queen from the Tom
Brady Roast.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
She wore everybody apart. They brought her in, which I
gotta give them credit for to host the show.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
That woman is at individual.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Good evening and welcome to the eighty second Golden Globes.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
O Zempig's Biggest Night.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
If you're watching on CBS, Hello, if you're watching on
Paramount Plus, you have six days left to cancel your
free trial. Wicked, Queer Night, Pitch. These are not just words.
Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms. These are hondable movies
nominated tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
The Bear, The Penguin.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Baby Reindeer. These are not just things found in RFK freezer.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
These are just nominated tonight.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
I mean they did right with Nicki Glazer because they've
struggled so hard to get somebody to come in. They've
had to what in the last year's find somebody within
two weeks and in the writing was terrible, and then
everybody just kind of has felt uncomfortable hosting these war shows.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, we haven't sort of been in a place where
those kind of jokes can happen. I remember Ricky Gervais.
His most famous monologue was opening the Golden Globes there
and he just destroyed everyone in the audience. But since then,
what that's been ten years? Yeah, I don't think they've
had anybody. I do.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You want to know why Ricky Turvas was so good
because he was like, why are we doing this?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Exactly why do we have an awards show for this?
And it's a question I would like to beg right
now on Rock ninety five to five. Why are we
doing only awards shows for actors and singers?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I think what we shows for? Yo?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You ever been in Chicago Land in the winter? I
know you have, yes, Do you know how terrible potholes.
Are Mike an awards show for the person that fills potholes? Oh,
most sufficiently. Yes, make an awards show for the people
that get the power lines back up. Oh when they
go down during ice storms and they bring the Wi

(18:03):
Fi back to the cell phone and you can scroll
TikTok again and heat. But my god, TikTok.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
And the hidden heroes that keep us alive.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I wanted Awards show style. I want a red carpet.
I want to see those electrician men in long flowing
gowns designed by Oscar Dala renta Ft be given a trophy.
I want them to get up to that mic and
make a political statement that will absolutely fall on deaf

(18:36):
ears because everyone else in the room already agrees with them.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
The Chicago Awards Chicago's Rock Station. No snow here downtown yet.
But O, dear, listen, what happened?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Not to break the fourth wall, but that's gonna happen.
A lots of good use to it. But we get
a little countdown to see when the song is going
to and at about seconds it was not twenty, Michael,
it was actually fifteen. Are Michael bolts out of the
studio with fifteen seconds left to go on smashing pumpkins,
when we'd already agreed he's going to be the first

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to talk on this. Mic just leaves and me and
Mary's are like, okay, we can do this. Guess I'll
die then fine, And then you come in with Nope,
no snow.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, thanks for the heart attack.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Okay, sorry, are you trying to be the most accurate
meteorologists in Chicago?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I am right now. Okay, don't right through the window?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No, very mean, girls of you. Can you grab your
tip and tell me if it's raining right now?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
You know what I want to know.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
I want to know about Maris. Marris and I are
still getting to know each other. Yeah, you guys know
each other very well. I'm still fairly new. We're getting
to know each other. I want to hear the Marris story. Yep,
I haven't heard it yet.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
You're going to hear it again.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'd like to hear it.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
But yes, as we are reintroducing ourselves on the morning
mosh pit, I guess I'm next.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yes, Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. The
erection is here.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Wow, it's standing a morning, marsh pit is on.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
My name's Michael, is.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
It standing tall? Mina's Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Well, he's the one standing tallest in the room, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Maris right between standing average size.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
We're the Goldilocks.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Like he's super tall, I'm right in the middle, and
you're the smallest one of all.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm the Goldilocks and you guys are the bears. Let's
get here morning.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Throughout the morning, we've been introducing ourselves again. I mean,
you know us a little bit here and there, but
like Marris and I are still new friends. We're still
getting to know each other. Maris.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
We want to hear the story of.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Maris all right, as quickly as possible. Uh yeah, gotta
start with the Ninja Turtles. If you know one thing
about me, I'm just a huge Ninja Turtle fan.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
It is all over.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
My arm and it translates into all my other nerdy
obsessions gaming, comic books, movies, and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Body mentioned anti Maria.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Really I just did nobody so I don't have a voice, No,
you have a voice, just ignoring that part.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Nobody said anything of that sort.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I didn't say that. What is hen tie?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's it's the style of anime.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
It's porn like cartoons. Yes, what the hell are you guys?
All right? What is going We're going off the story? Sorry?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Sorry, sorry, Yes, I did end up being born into
a radio family. My dad worked in radio for many years.
He actually dad was a legend. Worked at g C.
I worked at V one, O three and a few
other places along the way. And I will absolutely.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Claim that your dad was Darth Vader.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
It was.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Absolutely my father.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
I was born in Ohio and that is where my
memories kind of began becau as I can remember picking
my sports team at that age, which you should never.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Let a child do.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Never let a kid pick their team, because I picked
the Detroit Lions and the Detroit Tigers.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Congratulations, by the way.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Now, now I have suffered over thirty years of misery.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry. She's right.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Agree, and we have the Chicago Bears. So you like
the Lions and the Tigers and the Bears.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
No I said anything about that third team.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's a ballsy thing to say on Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I'm continuing story. Sorry, My lucid memories are growing up
in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Grew up in a little suburb called Berkeley, right off
the two ninety and that's where it's like I learned
about the.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Bulls and the black Hawks.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
And I had already picked my football team. So like,
I'm aware of the Bears. I've always known how good
or bad the Bears were, but like I couldn't root
for them. Yeah, sure, but obviously I appreciate the Bears.
They make our divisions so much better.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yes, and big one yesterday, Big one yesterday.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Way way to go, Bears, meat the Packers, Maria the
most confused look I've ever seen. I got my radio
start in Peoria, about two and a half to three
hours south of here.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
If you know anything about Peoria, you know big Als.
If you don't know Big Als, find out why it
is so world.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Famous, the Italian beef place.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
No, it's actually a strip club.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
An Italian beef place. You're saying the same thing.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Absolutely. Also, I almost drowned in four feet of water. Wow,
you can't swim. I cannot not announce.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
What interesting things you both have included in your autobiography.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's interesting.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I did leave radio for a little bit from Peori
to get back to Chicago.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Big shout out to Derek Brown reached out to him.
Who was here, dB.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
It's just been a whirlwind of chaos ever since. Between
doing promotions three years ago, I got to do weekends
on Rock ninety five to five, then mornings and now
we're in the pit.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, you have a Star Wars shirt and you just
played Star Wars. What are your thoughts on the prequels?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I love them?

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Wow, Yeah, because you like jar Jar binks, jar Jar
has his moments.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I think that sucks.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Oh that was the worst impression ever in the quickest
way possible. I like the prequels because it opened up
to a lot of other greatness within Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
So that is me, That is what I actually really
respect that as a take.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah, because you get the Clone Wars cartoon series, You've
gotten all the other boy here before the Death Star
movies series.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
There, even if you think some of the lures a
little cheesy and maybe like retroactively put into place, and now.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
They're like exploring a whole world where there's no Jedies
in any of these movies, like they're present, they're part
of the Star Wars world, but all of the main
characters are not Jedi or for sensitive, so can.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
You do the chick from the Cantina? Just so we're
going to be doing Star Wars monsters. Oh, this really
took a turn.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
It did, Maria. We're gonna do yours a little bit later.
My word, Maria story.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hopefully the less sticky.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Rock ninety five five. This is the morning mash.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Pit doesn't sound like the happiest days of their lives?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I mean yelling about Figgie puddens and stuff. Is that
what he said?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yes, it was some kind of pudding.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I hear a man shouting, and I'm like, it's my fault.
I'm sorry, I'll go home. All I've upset him.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
That was your immediate response.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm typically upsetting a lot of men. Yeah, at any
given time.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
So, Maria, what's your New Year's resolution?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
That's so funny that should.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's quite the transition.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well, it's not so much what will I do this
year as what will I not do this year and
for all of twenty twenty five. I'm not getting into
a relationship. I'm not doing it. I'm maybe a'll date,
but just know if that happens, I'm gonna be mean
to you. I can't help it right now.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Putting the PSA out there right now, I'm going to
be mean.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
If you want to get bullied at a dinner table,
take me on a date, let's go.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's a good move to go single for a year.
I did it once and it was It's eye opening.
It makes you learn a lot about yourself. You got
to learn to be comfortable with yourself and not have
someone else there, all those things.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
What did you learn?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
I learned to be comfortable with myself and that I
don't need necessarily need someone.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Else there, just want yeah, fair, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
It's more fun always, yes, and it's fun to have
somebody to like spend life with. But yeah, I totally
get it. Smart Maris, what about you.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm actually going to attempt to lose some weight this year, okay, yeah,
getting close to that for zero.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
And it's just like when you walk up the stairs
a few times and you got to stand up there
and just kind of catch your breast like it's not okay,
there's something wrong.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Clear that might not be weight dependent. I too cannot
go up before the stairs without getting winded. So okay,
so keep your goals, but maybe to be yourself up
about that part?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
All right, So I'm correlating that if I take down
some weight, but if I get I guess some stamina back,
you know, that might help being able to walk up
the stairs without being winded?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Is that why you want your stamina, Maris? So that
you can tackle stairs?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yes? Just stairs?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yep? Stairs?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Michael?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
What are you doing this year?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I gotta save more money? Okay, I'm spending too much money.
It's too much fun living here in Chicago, and I'm
realizing it's time to cut back a little. Thank God
it's cold out as there's.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Less to do. See here's the funny part. Yeah, he
hasn't seen like summertime.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Shy just blossom and the streets are open, and there's
a market over here and a festival over here and
a concert over here.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
And I'm luck.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It sounds fun. Good luck. I can save money better
through the winter, is what I'm saying, because.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
There's not as many things can you I'm hold outside.
What you don't want to do is walk to a
grocery store. You know what you do want to do?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
God?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Do you want to order Uber eats Instacart? Oh? Do
you want to do Instacart, and well, all of a sudden,
all those service fees and those apps really start to
add up.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, it's not a great time, but I'm sure that
you're gonna be great at budgeting.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I'm gonna do my best. We all have our resolutions.
Everybody out there I know is trying to be better
this year. I think that's a fun thing to strive for.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I also, actually, never mind, I do need to give
myself something to do this year. You know, I can't
just be not doing things. I am going to try
to actively throw both of you off of your New
Year's resolutions all your life. Marris, we're getting you burritos.
I'm Michael. I'm going to have so many suggestions for events.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
So please you. If you're raising my metabolism, I might
help me lose weight. So thank you. I appreciate that. Okay,
keep trying.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Do you think that me lose weight?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Bet you know it. Take it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
First of the morning.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I get to feed you and you get to lose weight.
I know we can make that work.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Right around right now.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
You want to get in on this, I'm going to
make Marris go up on that.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Scale personal records being broken this year on the way
on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Actually, we're going to be generous here. We're going to
get away some Monster Truck tickets.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yes, Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live is coming to town
on January twenty fifth, and we want you to be there.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Michael, what is that lovely number?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Eight? Oh my god, ninety five fifty? I thought you glaze,
I questioned the first three? Is it an eighty three three?
Or is it an eight?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Eight eight?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Isn't it take four four? Been ninety fifty?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
The number has not changed eight four four, I don't call.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
It eight four four nine five ninety five fifty. I've
got you hooked up so that you can go see
Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live, glow and fire at now Arena.
And it's a four pack caller ten, We're gonna take
care of you. Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Are we speaking with Steve mornings.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Body? What's going on? Man?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Our first ever caller? You are the first winner inside
the Morning Mash Pit, Steve. Oh, come your card, O,
thank you, thank you man.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Welcome to the pit.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
How's your new Year's going? By the bye?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Thirty Steve, I had a dollar for every word that
I heard in that sentence. I'd have seventy five cents.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yes, you would, Steve, cutting out a little bit. Yeah,
are you gonna where's your cell phone? Spot at there?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (31:18):
This is the most moshpit thing ever possibly. Yeah, well, Steve,
we're gonna take care of amazing. We're gonna take care
of the business for you. You're gonna take three friends with
you too. Hot Wheels, Monster Truck.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Live, Glow and Fire at Now Arena on Saturday, January
twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
True, you are set, and I.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Hope that when you call your friends to invite them
to this, your phone's working.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
A little bit better.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
But for everyone else, go ahead and head to ticketmaster
dot com to get your tickets today.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh, the January sixth erection of the Morning Mashpit is
big enough.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It's not. Okay, I'm fine, it's Rock nety five to five.
Let's discuss balls.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh hey, that was good. Chicago started off the new
year in the best way possible.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yesterday was a great sports weekend, starting off with the
Chicago Bulls. I have to do a handclot for the
Chicago Bulls. They did right by Derreck Rose as they put.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Him in a ring of honor and.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Then they're raising his jersey into the rafters. No, that's
next year. Well I know so oh okay, So they're
acknowledging him.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
As a great Chicago bull gotcha. And ceremonies were amazing.
They brought all the right.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
People in and you could just tell the team was excited.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
And then on the same day announced that they're going
to re retiring his numbers so no one else.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Can play with Derek Rose's number.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Wow, I know you are stone, Oh dare you that?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
He is a legend, he became a Bull.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
His math is now off limits. This is riveting.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well they have these shop yeah, will pop up shop,
which was absolutely amazing for you marine, This is incredible
for a day.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
He's a Chicago guy, went to high school here, Wow,
came back, got drafted number one to the Bulls, youngest.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
O there, youngest MVP, and got Rookie of the Year
that same year. So them was plagued with a bunch
of injuries unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Yeah, So I mean there's a lot of what if
that can go on in that situation.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
But yeah, still, everything that.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Derek Rose did for the Bulls and Chicago eternally granting.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
What did he do? Did he play? He played his
game really good. Yes, yeah, you've done so much with that.
You do a really good job playing your sport.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
The Bears. Yesterday, Bears win.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
That was more needed, I think than we've ever needed
win in our life. Yes, and I thought for sure
that game when they kicked the field goal and there
was fifty two seconds left, I thought, well, there we go.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
This is again. We get a good game all the
way up to the end and then we lose.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
But no, no, the Bear said, no, not today.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Is a good morality when it does whatever to the
draft situation.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
They're still in the top ten. That didn't hurt anything.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
But it was just you have to beat your biggest
rivals in the Packers.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
You gotta shred that cheese.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yep. I don't know where chese comes in, but you
gotta do that too.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
The Packers are known for packing cheese Green Bay, Wisconsin.
It's like they're just.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Soft tossing these to you right now. So, yes, shout
out to the Bears. A big win to end the season.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Now it's who's gonna be the next coach?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
That is what it is.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yes, So you do you have a preference on who
you would like to see get the job.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I would like I would like your guy from the Lions.
But I also would like, I hate to say this,
I think Pete Carroll would be a great coach.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
I am on board with Pete Carroll completely, Maria, who
do you want to see this the bear.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Next head coach?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I would I would like to coach the Bears.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay, because here's the thing. Give us your real quick.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Imagine you're you guys are bears to your members, okay,
and I'm your coach. So this is a really easy
like side stuff. You know, guys, there's the rules, there's
the technique. Huh, and we all know that. What can
I add to that? I'm not done. I'm the coach

(35:32):
in the locker room, in the locker room pace. What
can I add that you don't already know? But the
most important thing is to remember to just have fun,
get out there, try hard, give the fans a show.
I remember when we're on that field, we're brothers going

(35:54):
together by a pig skin inflated with air that we
hurled to each other to get across the line. And
then we have violent reactions on either side depending on
who got that pig skin across that arbitrary line.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
This is the most accurate description of football. I'm about
to bet on this.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I am grateful, and then I would go go up,
go first, and then you guys would be motivated and wines.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Sup. I'm ready to run through a wall right now.
I am ready.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Thank you for all of that motivation.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I did cheerleading in seventh grade, so I think that
it comes through. I know my sports.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yes you do.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Thank you absolutely, and real quick hit on the playoffs
because I.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Can't not you're hitting a congratulations, Matt. I'm excited for
you open to be.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Lions getting the number one seed last night after beating Minnesota,
and I don't know how to act because I've never
seen this before.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I also don't know how to act.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
But we've got a great slave of playoffs coming up
this weekend. I think my favorite matchup is going to
be the Eagles taking on Green Bay in Philadelphia, because
I want to see the Packers loose always.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yes, what's your favorite matchup? Gonna be my favorite matchup?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I don't know. I don't know top of my head.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Give me neither.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
I watch all of them, honestly, Honestly, the best matchup
that I'm seeing right now is the Chargers in the
Ravens right now, that's just going to be a very
good game on Sunday or Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturday.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, it's all switching up.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
But the biggest thing is we got football on Saturday,
Sunday and Monday.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
So I'm not going to complain about any of this.
Hell yeah, Hockey Season two, I do want you want
to talk about the Winter Classic? No, we don't need
to talk about those.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
What happened with the Wolves versus Ice Hogs this weekend?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Do we know the Wolves? One?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Hell yeah for the Wolves.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Wolf for the Wolves.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Indeed, So as we are in the first day of
the Morning mosh Pits.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Erection, the January sixth erection of The Morning Mash Bit
Mara's Harris Girls, Girl, we've.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Been allowing you to hear stories about us, and we're
missing one person right now.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
We need to hear from Maria.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Oh and I'm prepared. Are you as prepared as I
have ever been for any show that I have ever
performed on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
This is going to be absolutely amazing and we're gonna
hear from Maria next.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Oh, quick correction, the ice hogs actually beat the wolves.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I had it backwards five to three.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Oh, that's like the most important detail.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
All right, Okay, doing my best here.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
We're just getting erect morning mash us. Yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna talk about my story. I just want I
just want to say I do want to say. I'm sorry.
I know we're running long. Mari's Harris Girl's girl. Yes,
but I'm in charge right now because I'm talking the

(38:57):
loudest and you have to know.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
A wow, yep, I've got this thing called a board.
What do they got to know? Maria too?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Things? Come on, I have the coolest like radio story
probably in history. So I've told this story a lot,
which means and here's the second thing. I've told it
a lot, so it's kind of lost all meaning to me.
So I need to switch it up a little bit.
And the way that you're going to hear my intro
coming up on Rock ninety five to five is there's
gonna be some dramatic music playing. I'm not really gonna

(39:28):
know what twist or turn it takes, and I'm just
gonna match my story to wherever the music takes me,
and I'll let you know at the end how much
of it is factual. Okay, I'm aiming for one hundred percent.
I think I'll get there, but it also like if I.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Have to seventy five percent, we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I can't wait. Sort Maria's story is on the way
next on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
It is the morning mash fit on Rock ninety five five.
We are reintroducing ourselves. Yes, yes, Michael's already gone. I
went last hour and we have one person left.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Maria, tell us your story.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
The time has come for my improvised dramatic monologue of
my radio story on Rock ninety five to five. But
there I was just finishing up acting school and doing
what any logical person would do, getting straight to work
on my bartending career. There I was in that dive bar,

(40:29):
making it my stage, swinging drinks, maybe sifting out fruitflies. Logic,
you can't prove a dang thing. And then and he
walked him with his prominently displayed corporate radio logo, me
with the will to no longer be a bartender, And

(40:53):
then magic happened. He said, Maria Palmer, I don't know
how the stranger knew my first and last name, but
let's just go with it for the story. He said,
Maria Palmer, have you considered radio? And I said I
am now.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
And he said great, I know someone.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Would you like to come work for radio? And I said,
DC one O one that happens to be number one
on my presides in my car. Yes, I will absolutely
come work for your radio station. Together we could make magic.
I wasn't ready for that yet. You can't just put

(41:36):
a bartender on the mic. Yeah, it's ridiculous. You have
to train them. So I boord OpEd. I did events.
They were like, hey, go beyond a country station. Nos, like, okay,
I'll just go be on a country station for ten months.
By the way, didn't get that gig?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Were you a fan of country music?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
I love country music? Oh yeah for rural Maryland. Originally, well,
I guess Maryland isn't the haw state, but that's really
not the point. I was into country music. It was
fine anyway, I digress. So because I got that country
gig for ten months, that gave me enough experience to

(42:13):
take this bad boy full time. And so I got
my first full time on air position at one oh
six point five the end in Charlotte, North Carolina, and wow,
it went great. That was a year and a half
of a solid run of going to concerts, really getting
myself comfortable in the radio world, feeling welcomed and accepted,

(42:37):
feeling like I was doing a very very good job.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You get fired.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And then twenty twenty came and I got hired, which
was not amazing. Then the pandemic hit, and then that
same guy that walked in the dive bar, he sent
me a text when I was unemployed and he said,
we have a station opening up, and I said, oh
my god, that's so crazy because I have no way
to make money right now.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
And so here I am.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Look at that rock ninety five to five, trying to
turn the studio back into the dive bar from Winsie Can.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm just happy the floors aren't sticky. That's a big
thing for the snow flies either.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Well, it's not the purge right now?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh oh you met like the bar?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Sorry the Yeah, well we're thinking of different bars.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I've never been fired from radio, lucky dude. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I've been fired like three or four times. One of
them was my fault. The other ones were like when
they do format changes or downsizing or whatever.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
You know, I've never been fired from reading. I was
about to be so mean, you know. You know that
tells me marsirls girl, Yeah, it tells me. You know
exactly how to toe that line. You don't want to
be too good. You don't want to make the wrong
person jealous.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
You get a high that right spot.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You don't want to drop the ball too much. You
don't want to get five. Here's the thing, you guys,
here's the thing with this you two song?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
What is the thing Maria?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Do the streets have no name? As the title would
suggest on Rock ninety five to five? Or and to
me this is the most logical reason. Does Bono just
not ever take off his sunglasses even when it's dark
out and he just can't read the street signs.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
That he might not be able to read?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Do streets have names? Buddy? You're missing it. On the
bright side, you wrote this phys a cool song about it.
We're gonna jam out to it on Rock ninety five five?
Can you mosh to you too? You could?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I mean, you can mosh to a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I don't think this is the top tier guys, it's
a rhetorical question, and I'm really talking to dear listener
at any time I want to talk. Well, you're here
to look at dear listener. You answer the question.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Texas mos to you too. Eight four fifty Yeah, got Michael, Yes,
I go crazy?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Will you still call me superman? Yeah? If you go crazy?
Guy telling me to call him superman? Right now on
Rock ninety five to five, Welcome to the January sixth
erection of the Morning Mashpit. Michael, what you got?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
We got some rock news. Now We're we're doing the
Morning mosh Pit here, and there's gonna be rules coming.
We're going to talk about that a little bit later.
One of the rules comes from a story here. Don't
take weapons in the moshpit?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
At a recent metal course show taking place in San
Antonio and altercation between audience members, a man got accused
of stabbing another man multiple times.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
They're saying thirty six year old John Guillero.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Was arrested in charge with the aggravated assault with a
deadly weapon after stabbing twenty one year old in the
mosh pit.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Sadly, there will need to be weapons in this mashpit
because I got these guns loaded.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
It the tiniest few pews I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
My favorite story of the day.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
A Texas brewery launches a lymp biscuit themed beer called
Fred Thirsty.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh I need that thirst today.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Oh you do, Fred?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
But wait, no is he affiliated in any way?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
He's not.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Other brewery, Texas brewery, Celestial Beer Works, is rolling out
the new Fred Durst themed beer, so you can finally
have something to drink besides hot dog slavored water.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh right, why.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Is that the other only option?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Doesn't say that dog water?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
You know?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Well, it's in a song, you know that, Oh chocolate
star fish and the hot dog slavory water.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
All okay, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
All right, we're still learning.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Here in the morning.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Actually actually a rare Michael Wynn Oh.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I was gonna say like it was I was kissing.
I'm so happy when you did. And then Maria is just.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Like no, yeah, and I walked in. I was condescending
about it.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Another thing.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
No good, good, Michael, My bad, my bad.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
So there you go. The rock world is kicking.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
You can't male beer or liquor, right, yeah, you can
you can't.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
The person has to have an id that like it.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Yeah okay, but liquor and wine better than beer because
it'd just be shook up and flat by the time.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
A guy here.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Y uh no, I mean, given that they ship beer
across like the country, you know why.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
You try to I'm thirsty, understood.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
But also, this is a brewery in Texas, and as
we know from Rock ninety five fives Thirsty to day,
there are many bars and breweries across Chicago Land, and
I would like to work with maybe one of them first. Yeah, okay, well,
we're not going to do an I p A. That's
not who I am as a person. A Palmer Pilsner.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's well done, well done. I'd go to a stout
for me.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh yeah, you're a stalk Kenny guy.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Right, this is Michael.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
You're from the Pacific West only, I guess, Michael, you
middle age, chatted man, bunned white man. Is it a
hazy ip a? It's the only thing. Oh my god,
that's the best beer.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, no, it's great, filtered, one of his favorites, and
he mentions it often. I love it.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yep, you do, of course you do, Michael.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'm gonna look up if we can get fred Thurst beer. Yes,
let's do.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Let's work here some of that, and then let's work
on some nerd news.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Oh the way.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Next, we're going to look at some upcoming video game
releases for twenty twenty five in the morning, mash Pit
on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
No, we're not just glossing over that. No, we're not
just glossing over that.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Michael, what happened?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You just took a feet pick of me?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
No, I didn't, Mike, not a Michael.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
You have your feet, Mike on the desk, and I
took a picture for social media of.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Your feet wordlessly. By the way, was it like, Hey,
Maria bout to come in for a big what happened?
I just need you to know from my perspective, I
just need you to take in my perspective.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
I'm still learning about trying to.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Listen to a woman.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Okay, I've heard that before. No, I know you guessed that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I was able to pick up on that. Michael. What
happened from my perspective was I'm just being you know,
here's truly Maria Palmer and Rock ninety five Bucks. I
don't like to kick my feet up. And then what happened,
Michael was all of a sudden, the little ring light
that we keep so that we can have good lighting
for our phones suddenly just pops on. You turn the

(49:44):
ring light on, you whip your phone out, and suddenly
there's a picture of my piggies getting taken to market.
You have boots on. It doesn't matter, I listen.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I don't think about these things. I don't really, I
don't think about Michael.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Hey, Michael, because he saw the shot. I've never looked
at someone's feet and this needs to be a photo.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
No, because I gotta call you out.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Additionally, I said, you didn't think about it, but something
about the.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Feet inspired you camera. So you're thinking, I.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Take a lot of photos, and I look at a
lot of photography and it's.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
A cool shot. It's a cool shot.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
What is the bottom the bottom of somebody's boots up
in the blower thirds with the new logo and you're sitting.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Back feet is what makes such just wondering?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
I think feet are gross.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
To be honest, yeah, I don't get it at all.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Disgusted, I don't get it at all.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I feel like you knew there was like a section
of the internet that's going to love this pholt.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I didn't even think about it.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
But yes, dear listener, I'll have your notes.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I don't want to get this phone back.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I said to me today while we were not on air,
if you just making only fans, Michael, I'm never going
to make an only fans in my.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Life, I said, making only fans? And what did I say?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
You should just dress in parkas the whole time, don't
get naked or anything, and people would still.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Subscribe to it.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I need you to look me in the face.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Do you think that I would ever make an only
fans for any variety?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Oh, I'm just joking, okay, making jokes. Didn't you say
you wanted to make an only fans?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Want you to make it?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I got an idea. Check this out.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
You know romance novels that like older women love those
big sick ones.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
And you yeah, I just sit there.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I can't read. I can just.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Say romance novel and read them.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I don't have to get naked, but you know, older
women put the options there.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I love to have someone read to them. You could
have an audiophile, you.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Could have a video you twenty nine ninety nine a
month times a thousand.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
You want to read romance books to women, let me
tell you about an app called Quinn.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
No, don't run my business plan. You've already got all
the handles. She's saying, you might not have to go
through only fans.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, you can just go be you can just go
be a creator on Quinn and do audio erratica.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
The fun part about it and the reason it gets
attention is because it's an only fans account, right, because
it's all you know, everybody's what's your only fans? No,
nobody cares about Quinn. I care about Quinn.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Michael as your marketing strategist, jesus do both?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh yeah, as a person who has eyes and sense,
do neither?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Are you saying you wouldn't pay the subscription fee for
Michael Mason to read you sexy tantalizing stories.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, I'm saying that fair enough. Saved by Hercules, Oh
things like that, Okay, but I've seen what happens when
Hercules tries to save someone and guess what plot to us?
She still died. She came back to life. But that
was like very much on a technicality. Dude's not actually
great at saving anyone.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Say you're going with Greek myth thoughs. There's a lot
of bad stuff that happens there.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Also, why hercye, I'm want to be saved by a
full god. I don't want any of this half asked
god nonsense.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
You might die still, Oh I'm gonna die.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
That's happening, but it's gonna be funny, Yes, as it
should be. I'm gonna go out in a funny way.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Oh, yes, only the funniest stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
In the Morning mosh Pit on Rock ninety five to five,
as we are ninety.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Five minutes commercial, did you know that Courtney Love, we've
served us for a time as the front woman of
Faith no More? And who knows what weird alternate universe
that could have landed us in Wow? Anyway, on to
Totally Normal twenty twenty five. It's the Morning mosh Pit on.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Rock ninety twenty five.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
It is the January sixth erection of our morning show.
It's maybe not as big as some of the other
morning shows in time, you know it's got a great
person ally.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
We'll bump it up. Do you guys watch the Golden Globes?
Do you watch any award shows anymore? Grammys. No, no,
nothing me neither.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
So the thing with the award shows, No, this is weird.
You know, Golden Globes happened last night. I can get
everything that I need on social media. That right, I say,
I don't have to sit through four hours and circumstance.
If there's a speech I want to hear, I can
go find it. If there's funny jokes, I can go
find those. They're there in a short, condensed package where
I don't have to sit somewhere for three hours. Plus

(54:10):
football was on last night.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
It was literally about to say never watched an Awords
show in my life. Have watched the YouTube clips of
monologues and award present yes, religiously.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
One of the best ones was Ricky Gervais like ten
years ago. And there hasn't been much with the Golden
Globes until last night when Roast I could call her
a roast master. After that, Tom Brady roast Nicky Glazer
decided to destroy Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Good evening and welcome to the eighty second Golden Globes.
Oh Zempeg's biggest night. And you're watching on CBS. Hello,
If you're watching on Paramount Plus, you have six days
left to cancel your free trial, Wicked, Queer Night Pitch.
These are not just words Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
These are some of.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
The incredible movies nominated tonight, The Bear, The Penguin, Baby
He rained here. These are not just things found in
RFK S freezer.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
These are shows nominated tonight. Well done, n She's always
so good, she's she's so I want to immediately rephrase,
but no, no, no, no, no, Glazer pasted what I was
gonna say. It was she's so tight, and that's not

(55:24):
what you wanted to go with. No, it's not what
I wanted to and you just made me circle back
and do it. So thanks for that word. But no,
she's just so skilled and her stand up is much looser.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
She's like a surgeon.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
But yeah, but when she is hosting an awards show
or when she is showing up to a job, my god,
she is giving you clearly a straight a student performance.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
So I was thinking of like some of the previous hosts,
and Joe koy Bond.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
It made that Taylor Swift joke and it went down.
It didn't go well.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I totally forgot about Joe Quick. Then he also blamed.
He was like, I didn't have enough time.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I don't remember fully, but I remember there was a
shorter time frame for him. But you still you don't
have writers comedy.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Don't have evergreen jokes to go.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Thing to do.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Remember Chris who's a short comedian who's doing He's coming
to Chicago.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
You mean Kevin Hart?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
N you just get Kevin Hart mixed up with Chris Rock.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Probably, but Kevin Hart was going to be a host
and they canceled it.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I guess I think.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
No, Okay, again, I don't fully remember. There was stuff happening,
and he just said I don't want to be a part.
That's right, that's right, backed out. I don't know that
it was involving Kevin Hart specifically, but he saw.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
The writing on the wall and was like, you know what,
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Or see the writing at all? Maybe? Yeah, I guess
here's here's my thing. Joe Coy is a seasoned comedian,
and this sounds like we're talking a bunch of about Jokoy.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I'm really talking about a circumstance behind it. As a
seasoned professional comedian, you can't look at a joke and
decipher whether or not that's going to be funny or mean.
Like I obviously tone comes is an issue all the time.
But it was writing. It wasn't even tone. It was
the full on writing of it that was not hitting.
And you you can't look at that and be like, hey,

(57:24):
maybe a different joke here.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
One of my favorite Nikki Glazer jokes.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
But she goes, I love Wicked, my boyfriend loves Wicked.
My boyfriend's boyfriend loves Wicked.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, that's good, that's fun. That's so good.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
She killed it though she always does.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna take in all of my social media
from last night, get caught up.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Yeah, are you going to bring me to life?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
It just sounds like you're trying to clear flem back.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Oh you know, I thought it actually having a coughing fit.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I was, I know, name prove we have actually very
exciting things to get to boys.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Yeah, so you know we have you called in, listen
for prizes all the time, you get text in.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Sometimes you're saying all the time, as if this isn't
the literal debut the January sixth erection of the Morning
I was.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Speaking very general.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Okay, we've all done it accurately.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
We've all done radio for years. I was obviously. Yes.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
This is the first day of the morning mosh pit,
the first day we're having you call in to win
with us.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Specifically, sometimes we get to call you yes.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
And this this is an easier way for you to win.
Oh you gotta do is listen on iHeartRadio app. This
is actually really cool. Listen for an hour. Yeah, yep.
This time we're giving away trip to Las Vegas.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Flight for two Vegas, two nights, stay at the win
Las Vegas, and you're gonna get tickets to an amazing
new show awakening.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Very circus, like, oh, you know what, you're going to Vegas.
So we're gonna put some money in your pocket too.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Man, cash and money in your pocket so you can gamble,
buy drinks, do whatever you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
This is tough. Should we can I have to do
on the stream and win. Nobody in this room. I
can't win that, but I do have. We have a winner.
Should we talk to him? Yeah, Tom, let's make somebody's day. Yeah,
Rock ninety five to five? Is this Anthony? Hello? Yes, Anthony,
you're a winner. That is Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Now your whole trip is taken care of, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
It's amazing. I love Vegas. Yes, we wait. What's your
favorite part about Vegas? Anthony? That the shows?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Well perfect.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
You're gonna get a pair of tickets so you can
see the Awakening and it's at Winds so you don't
have to go very far to enjoy yourself. Do you
have an idea who you want to take on this
adventure with you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I'm probably one of my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
There you go, Anthony, A solid trip, Anthony. I don't
know if it's still there, Anthony. I went to Vegas
one time, Anthony. Did you know that sometimes in Vegas
you can get drinks that are a leg? The cup
is a leg. It's a full leg and it's like
as big as half of your body and you can
just walk around the strip all day sipping that bad

(01:00:27):
Boy down. I think they even give you a reef
pill on it. And did you get the leg drink?

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Do you have a picture with the leg drink?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Because last time I was in Vegas, those phone cameras
were not I got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Do you have a picture with a leg drink?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I've seen them. I don't have a picture with fun, Anthony.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Then you get a leg drink and take a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Okay, I definitely will.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
I have to tell you Maria actually stretched out her
leg as if we didn't know what a leg drink
would look like, just to make sure that we understood.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Happy to have a drink this leg. I don't know
what the drink would be. It would be blood for
a speraltu. And let me tell you, I'm open to
the possibilities.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Happy twenty twenty five to Maria and Anthony. Who is
going to Vegas? Congratulations? Yeah, I get a leg drink
and remember everyone thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Yes, yes, we are going to tell you about great
prizes we're given away on air. But you listen to
the app, you could get lucky and end up like Anthony, Oh,
going to Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
What you can't get lucky off this app? There are
other apps for that, but this is a different version
of it. We're talking about the Vegas version of getting lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Yes, oh, may you get lucky in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Maybe sadly there's an app for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
This is the January sixth erection of the Morning Mash
Pad on Rock Manny Size size. We invite you, dear listener,
at this time to grip your steering wheel, place sunglasses
on your head, whether or not there in messa. Jam
out with us, as one is apt to do in

(01:02:05):
a mash pit. Please, no throwing of elbows, no trampling
of people that are on the ground. Already, help your
fellow neighbor and head banger and rock out with us.
On Rock ninety five five, Gay, thanks for the sugar

(01:02:25):
pouring and I have to sweep it up. Super hot stickers.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
How we get ants?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
We love an Archer reference on Rock ninety five. Welcome
to the January sixth erection of the Morning Mashpit. And
as there is a mosh pit, there is chaos, but
there are parameters and rules.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Michael, Yeah, I thought it'd be fun to come up
with a few rules here, just like when you were.
When I was grown up and I would be mosh
pitting all the time in crowdsurface the things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
The biggest rule we always had was just don't be
a dick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
You can bump into people, you can bounce around, you
do whatever you launch.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Don't be dick.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah. No throwing punches, shoulders not elbows. Shoulders not elbows.
Don't push like when someone is down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Pick them up, help them back up like that, like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
That, call us in text us at eight four four fifty.
That's a rule.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
So and then I don't want you to be held
back on us announcing the number we are here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
The number eight four four.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Yes, you don't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Wait for us to solicit or tell you something like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
You're part of this booboo.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
You can see your messages as you send them. They
pop up on screens in front of us in real time.
You're just as much a part of this as we are.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
And more importantly, we're not always going to be right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
No, okay, you guys aren't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Nope, right about that, start to call.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I have yet to be wrong marsers girls, girl, never
in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I know that to be wrong. I know that to
be wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
My I bet our fantastic listeners have some some rules
for the pit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I bet they do. Oh yeah, text them in what's
the number? Michael fifties in one day? I know, I'll
take us a little effort.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
He really got four months.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
But you know what I would do before, when I
didn't know Maris knows, I would go make sure you
text us, and then I would look over Harris and
he would start saying the number, and that was our
move for a little while.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yeah, never a post it note, not like a little
note on your phone to yourself. Just now Maris has
got it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
It feels like the thing, you know how human beings
are getting caught not dumber, but we're not storing as
much information in our brain because we can immediately get
it on the Internet. And so like the effect of
that is people just like aren't remembering things that vast
generations would have.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
You want to earn out the other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Yeah, Maris is like our internet.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, Marris is our memory? Really are I That was
a compliment of sorts.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Thank you, Yeah, you take care of business, and thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I am the Internet. You are the I am, and we.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Are the children who should protect promise. Oh my god,
oh my god, I'm brought up kids. Right after that,
that's not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
And then following up with sixteen gigs like, OK, yeah,
that's true. At least eighteen round le no spike jewelry.
I'll be careful And.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
That's actually fine. You don't know why because I'm five one.
The mash pit really has been a thing that I've overseeen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah, you're at armpit level.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Haven't exactly participated it. I like to get on some
shoulders as maris nos. But when I'm out a concert,
I like to get all the way up on those shoulders,
and then I like to look and gaze over the
mash bit and sort of feel as though I'm ruling it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
No, I get it's the first time you're being tall,
So come in to my life. It's okay, it's okay,
I get it. You get to see the top of
people's heads for the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I have so many things that I need to say
my first time on someone's shoulders, especially Mars Harris girls girl, second, Michael,
we do different things. You're tall, I command authority and respect.
We're not the same. This has been fun the January
sixth erection of the Morning Mosh, But God, I love him.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Yes, the rules, the rules are going to be ever evolving,
and we'll have them on the list somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
We're gonna have mermorize. We're going to make you memorize it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
We will stop once we reach sixty nine rules. That's fair, Yeah,
that is absolutely I would like to yes, and we
should write this rule book together. Me Mary's Harrah's Girls girl,
Michael Craig Mason and you, Yes, dear listener fo fifty
eight four five fifty, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
You got to slow it down so they can actually
hear it. Eight four four uh huh, yes, ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Yes, you said three different numbers each time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh my god, we don't have it together, not at
all fun.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Are you gonna be my girl, Michael with big black
boots and your long brown hair and the fact that
you are with here here with another man, and I'm
hitting on you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Anyway, and maybe offer you an alternative? False but happy.
This has been the January sixth erection of The Morning
Mash But on Rock ninety five to five. My name
is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
I am Mariss. I'm Miguel. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Okay, you both said your name is wrong, so I'm
immediately frustrated.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Girls girl, Michael in Spanish is Miguel. I was just
being a little change, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
And yeah, no kidding Cassi a name and extended it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
It's just it's Maress Harris, girls girl.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Women feel comfortable around Maris because he is a guy
who is trustworthy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
And yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Yes, And Michael. Anyway, this show will continue to evolve,
and especially the more you get involved, the more it
will evolve.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
I see what you did there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
We are kind of like one of those algorithms that
gets more tailored to you as time goes on. The
more you interact with us, the more this show becomes
even more about you, and we get to talk about
things that you like and listen to songs that you
like to listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
What isn't that just how an algorithm works. You have
to work with it to get it to work with you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, but we're a radio show, Maris. So that's why
it's interesting, because we're not an algorithm. We're three people
behind microphones.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Hey, we got feedback. It's what the algorithms. You can
always as us at eight four.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yes you can.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Everybody motions with their mouth when I say I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Got it, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
A few minutes ago, you were talking about rules for
the pits, the Morning Mash Pit. We gotta have some rules, right, Yes,
the text have been coming in My favorite so far.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
No fleas in the pit, although kind of discriminatory against fleas.
Fleas could be in the pit, but not on people.
Please are welcome to join the pit they can jump.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
Marris, We're gonna have a special flea pit area, a
little flea circle pit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I love Michael's mom'sle pit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Mason is a saint, a sinner with me. How about
this more rules for the pit? Pick each other up? Yep,
where do you odorant?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Okay, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Please, Dear Lord, dear God.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
And we pause there for just two seconds? Sure can
we all got to be better? No? No, no, no, no, no,
nobody in this room. I love all of y'all. Thank you,
j I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Thank you friend.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
When I noted when summertime comes around.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
We really shouldn't have to spell this out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
There is a beautiful moment, but it's just it's there,
and I don't need it to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
And I don't want to smell.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
You you ever, like somebody's body her a little like
that's that's stank.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
None of you. He's telling me to make an only fans.
You know what, Michael, you're fronting is this real nice,
innocent guy. But this is stuff that's bubbling just under
the surface. We're gonna scratch out that and in three
months are going to be a totally different human.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Real quick one more.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Brian the fireman says, no biting, no eye gouging, no
spitting at people, no hair pulling, no ass boot grabbing,
no kicking elbows or kneeing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Well, yeah, this is a mosh pit, not the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
We're here to have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Obviously, as I beck you from lasting note that she
wants us to always have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Love it in the mosh pit. Day one is done.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Day one is done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
We did it. We'll see if we get fired. They're like, hey, experiment,
this wasn't this wasn't that great? You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Do it? Here we go, fire man, let's go. You
want to know what? You want to know what? I
signed a contract? You sign the conte contracts. Its corporate shills.
I'd like to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
You know who else has got a contract that x
men chap chab oh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
And he's brand new to the station.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
He is and he is going to continue ninety five
minutes commercial free the mosh pit, the morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
We will be back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Loves you already for you all