The Most Intense Fun to the Head Ever.. and Marris' Birthday!!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

DND, Fun to the Head, Rock News, Text Time, SPORTS, and Human vs. Robot War!

+Marris' birthday, Eddy Murphy's Regrets, and food people hate.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
In the end, it doesn't even matter. But we're in
the beginning right now, so everything matters. Was I going
out on air?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You were question was I the entire time because it
wasn't on, but I was hearing myself.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, you were going out? If I were, you weren't.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's me. Oh yeah, you turned my mic on.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I got you, buddy support. We support each other here
on the morning match pitch, Michael, if you wouldn't mind
joining me in this.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Happy bird Day to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy
bird Day, dear Massis, Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Thank you, thank you, thank you. So how's twenty one feel?
It's great?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hurt now. My knee cracked really loud when I got
out of bed.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
My foot has a ting in it.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I need to get my blood pressure down, so that's
a bonus. So yeah, when you're a year before forty,
it's your body starts acting different. So we mean, Mike,
people get that right back up for you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't doubt it, right, But the day I hit forty,
it all changed.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
It was like my body was fine. I was running
miles and all this. The day I turned forty it
shut down on me.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I'm trying to be in shape by the time
I get to forty, So we'll see how that goes.
It's an optimistic goal.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's good though.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
I get you a year, yeah, a little consistency, can.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I get you sold in the gym? Bro, let's get swool? Yes, yes, yeah, okay,
done yeah, done and done?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh my god, listen, shrimp boy, one of us could
do it, and it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wouldn't it be funny By the time we got to
the summer, we're just all flexing everywhere we go.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Look look at.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
These games I've got right here. Brother.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, nobody loves people acting that way more than me. Bro,
let's just talk about it all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Let's hit some games. Come on you guys. Let's be
on the protein and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That sounds like farts. Actually, I know that's farts. I mean, yeah,
it's not not farts.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You guys eat big to get big, and when you're
eating big, you're eating a lot of stuff, and stuff
you pass a lot of Guess when you pass a lot,
I guess it's a sad your your buddy's burning energy
is fuel and you are using your calories correctly, and
you can get a six path.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're doing that way too well.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
By the way, I recently had to do it for
a read for commercials.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
O you won't hear it on this station. Okay, okay,
we'll look forward to that busy day to day as
it is International Mayriage Day. I'm patenting that. Oh yeah,
hell yeah, Motley Crewe tickets and Fun to the Head today,
Weird Al Yankovic's kets in what's it called?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
D and D?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Then Leonard SKINNERD and Fund to Head and some Hubbard
and jingle Bell brunch tickets too, So we're busy.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Guarantee Weird Al plays D and D. Guarantee he's awesome
at it, Oh for sure. Yeah, Mikey, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Weird All doesn't play dant What are we talking?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Weird international musician who's playing chills every day?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Nerd. Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
It went up to the cloud and you can't get
it down for nobody understands the cloud.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's a mystery weather.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
We got a little everything coming this week, starting overnight.
It's gonna get rainy overnight and then gonna laid it
into tomorrow. Then Wednesday gonna have some rain. Thursday gonna
be just cold and windy, a high of just thirty two.
Friday sunny, but then Saturday and Sunday snow in the forecast.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Speaking of cold and windy Thursdays, Phil from the Chicago
Thanksgiving Parade is happy Birthday.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh thanks Phil, and he's looking forward to you and
I hosting on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yes, at least they're gonna be dry, no chance of precipitating. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I was going to say, I think that it being
a dry day is going to change everything, because it
looked like it was going to do something and still
just kind of chilly, and uh, you know, it's fall,
gonna be gray.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
A great Turkey day, a.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Great week, a great Turkey day.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yes, and then again like snow on Saturday, which looks,
Oh my god, it's got like every hour on Saturday,
as I pulled it open, get out the ice skates.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
When Michael gets excited about snow, that.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Means all, say, starts at four am and goes until
ten pm.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Snow for every hour. We're good to go. It's gonna
be fun, that's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
My parents are going to be in town. We're gonna
be snowed in together. That's gonna go battle. I'm gonna
come out of that fine and be happy as a
clam on Monday.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Do you have enough weed? I actually went and bought some.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
There you go. We got some food trends that people hate.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh, yes we do.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm intrigued to see what these are.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I have thoughts.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Okay, we'll share.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Our thoughts next on Rock ninety five to five. As
it is International Mayage Day, I gotta say thank you
to my two co hosts here in studio with me,
Maria and Michael. Maria walks in with a bottle of
Uncle Near's. Michael with a beautiful lion's hoodie. Did that
pain you to grab?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
That I did when I was walking through the city
with it this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I thought I thought I should say something to Amica
because this is funny because as I was walking with it,
I was thinking, like, boy, my hand feels like it's
burning a little bit. Yeah, as the Bears are killing
it out there, but you guys had a good win
yesterday too, First place Bears and happy birthday again, bud Well,
thank you, thank you. I appreciate it. Maria, what are
we talking about here.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
We're talking about food trends people hate. I have some,
but we'll get to mine later. Let's run through this list.
It's long, and I'll want to hear your opinions on it,
all right. Number one wedge salads. Why are you paying
eighteen dollars for a quarter head of lettuce and a
drizzle of ranch?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And then you're making me cut my own salad?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh great?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I kind of like a wedge salad. I'm gonna
be honest.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I like the look. Yeah, I think it's fancy on
a good meal, like with a good meal.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't like the paying eighteen dollars that I agree with.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Why am I out at a restaurant with my wedgelo
that I like to eat at home? Good texture, colorful foods,
rainbow cakes, rainbow bagels, rainbow grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Et cetera. Rainbow grilled cheese. Yeah, they over rainbow everything.
Listen during June when we're being festive.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't care, great whatever, but like, there is a
lot of rainbow stuff and sometimes they don't do it well.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Sometimes it looks mucky and brown. You know, I really
like it when the flavors are different. Yeah, yeah, when
it's a variety and not just here some food coloring. Yeah,
that's fair.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I can get in on that, like a fruit Loops
kind of deal. Restaurants serving food on cutting boards, shovels,
paper shells, anything that is not an actual plate, Yeah,
I can.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Get behind that one too.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Might be cheaper than plates, damn right. And and no dishes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well they have to wash them. I would assume that
they reuse it. Drowning food with melted cheese or cheese sauce.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Let's not get crazy. I I like more cheese, the better.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Clog My.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You just talked about getting your blood pressured out.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's having flows food.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Trucks that charge the same price as a premium restaurant,
but on a floppy plate with half the serving size
that I have to stand up and eat my beef.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Is the standing and eating, yeah, or having to sit
on the ground. Now I'm hunched over trying to cut
something on a paper plate, like, it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
If the food is worth the dollar, then I'm gonna
I'll be all right.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
If it's hand food, I always go. If there's food trucks,
a big group of them going with anything, casadilla, a
hot dog. I can just eat like that because.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
If I got to use utensils to stand, Oh true,
I'm gonna throw myself at all.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It was weird.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It a similar similar vein fancy restaurants that serve quote
street tacos but charge like eighteen bucks for three of them.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I know, I hate that. If it's a if it's
a steak taco and you're gonna charge that much, you
better be wag you like. I'm not.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's not I know it never is, might not even
be real. Mean, I'm drunk enough to eat it.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
This is yack yack.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Food challenges when restaurants make an absolutely massive version of
something on the menu and then invite people or usually
just one person, to try and eat it in a
single sitting timed.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
So much waste. They say, I kind of like it,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I like to watch a good if it's something funny
to eat or cool to look at.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Ill you a good piece of content.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
There you go, yeah, glizzy swallowing. Oh competition.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Those are different videos, though you know there's no jet
chokee deconstructed food. I did not pay you lots of
money just to cook or make my own food.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, like I got to put it all together.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, butterboards, enough said, a butter board. Oh it's it's
literally like they put butter and then maybe some like
herbs in it or some honey and like cinnamon or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
But it's butter on a board and you dip bread
into it.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Oh yeah, honestly, I don't think i've ever had that.
I had, but give me some bread.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
The idea is that they're doing butter instead of like
hummus or like a normal spread.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
They're just like, here's buttery.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah alright, but okay, and then the last one on
this list that I'll do, but I want to throw
in mine burgers that are so tall and big that
they can't be eaten without unhinging your off.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah that's too much word.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm gonna be honest. I don't really go out and
order a burger anyway. Okay, I'm not eating burgers. That's
like a that's a stay at home dad cooks on
the grill kind of meal.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
The thing that I hate, the thing that I.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Hate for me personally, foods disguised as other foods. Like
sometimes it'll be like we have a sushi donut. No,
I want sushi. I don't want to consume it in
donut form. Sushi burrito. Oh, I see, it's like the
biggest issue that I have with that one, because sushi
is meant to be eaten in small bike.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Just transplant something into something else that there's not.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Supposed to be, yeah, or they turn anything into waffles
these days.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Not everything has to be hot cheeto. If I'm being
honest with you, guys, that's that's my beef. Yeah, I
kind of hot cheeto everything. My stomach is out on
hot cheetosa.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's such a good one too. Cheat eight four four
ninety five fifty. What's a food trend that you just
don't like, don't enjoy, don't understand, and want to get
rid of? What about you? I don't have one.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
They're on like tickle everything. I like food, So I'm
gonna try it. At least five.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Ish things you almost certainly need to know. Got these things? Yeah,
we got them today kicking things off eight four four
nine five ninety five fifty. We got tickets for you
to beat at Leonard skinnerd as lover Boy will be
in town with them at Credit Union. Want Amphitheater on
August fifteenth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
We're getting you ready for next year.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
So if you want tickets North for the representatives of
Leonard Skinner eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Still good though, Yes, I just saw him over the summer.
Totally worth the show. Great show.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, discounted bird. If you're looking for some food on
Blackout Wednesday, Chipotle has got a great deal for you.
After four pm you can get bo go buy one,
get one Chipotle bowls. So stock up for the evening
and go and have some fun on Blackout Wednesday night. Okay, nice, Yes.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
A couple it was arrested for a real life home
alone situation. And when I read this, I was like, oh,
what they leave for the kids to like trap themselves in. No,
the couple went to Mexico and left their kids at home.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No did they forget them at home?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
The oldest child was nine and the youngest was four.
Father fine, no babysitter on hand, no emergency number. But
they did leave a note that said, hey, this is
when you eat, Hey, this is when you go to bed. Wait,
they left them on purpose.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
They left to go to Mexico.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Okay, that's crazy, that's crazy. What we're growing up. We
get left at home, sure.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
You know, no, not overnight anything.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, my truck thief got caught because the handle was broken.
So when he went to go steal the car, got
into the car, but couldn't get out because you know,
when you know your car, you know what's broken and
you know how to get out. Well, the interior door
was broken like a bad Dan Cook joke, and that's

(13:17):
how they caught you.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
So funny.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Good on you. And then we talked about this off
air last week. But Little Caesars has introduced the new
stuffed crunch crust pizza.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I love a crunchy crust, especially if it's got cheese
in it. Again, I know my high blood pressure. We're
gonna get it fixed. I just got it down. We'll
get it fixed it somebody. Well, that means you guys
to get it back. We got space to make some mistakes.
But let's talk to Jason. Jason, what's going on? My man?

(13:52):
You are all set, my man, you're going to see
Lenyard skinnerd with lover Boy. Yes, twenty years ago, Claire,
but yeah. Nice, No, that's good. I'm glad we're giving
him to the right person. So you are all set.
You're in the building at Credit Union one Amphitheater on

(14:12):
August fifteenth. Tickets are available at ticketmaster dot com. Jason,
you know who you're thinking about taking with you on
this one.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I have no idea, to be honest with you, but
I'm sure I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, you got plenty of time. But yes, thank you
to our friends over at Live Nation. One of the
many great voices we lost this year.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Celebrities, actors, musicians, Ozzy Osbourne, I'm Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
To five, Chicago's rock station in the morning. Martch bit
Is on Eddie Murphy in a recent interview, says he
has three roles that he hadn't turned down, and looking
at the list, this would have changed movies. One is Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Huh, that makes sense. He makes sense to that part.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
He would have been great.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
He would have been great in Ghostbusters.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
But just thinking about how different things would have been,
And he only missed out on Ghostbusters because he was
already working on Beverly Hill Cops. Beverly Hills Cops pretty
and I.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Would much have rather have Eddie Murphy over there.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I agree, because also Ghostbusters would have been a franchise
anyway because it had dan Aykroyd, it had Bill Murray,
like you had big enough names.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I don't know that Beverly Hills Cop would have been
not without Eddie. Yeah, no, rush Hour, you can't swap
those characters. No, it's an absolutely different movie without Chris Tucker. Yeah,
and the dynamic between Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan is
next level. Not saying that Eddie would not have been
able to get there with Jackie Chan, but Chris Tucker

(15:42):
and Jackie Chan is just true romantic.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Eddie also too cool, like that's Chris Tucker made it
very dopey. Yeah, way that, Like, Eddie's good at being dopey,
but you still like, especially at that point in his career,
it would still be Eddie Murphy and like he's still
get an element of cool. Takes a bit of that
wackiness away.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
And then the last one was who framed Roger Rabbit
didn't confirm who he was going to play in that movie,
but when he was told about it, he thought it
was just ridiculous, and then saw it and it was like, well,
it's a big mistake there.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Interesting to think that Eddie Murphy could consider anything ridiculous, like.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Jim Carrey being like, I don't know what, don't want
to act too big. But I remember, like in the
early days of HBO, they take you behind the scenes
after the movie was done, and the when they did
it for who framed Roger Rabbit, it was a big
thing because although they had cartoons drawn everywhere, they still
had animatronics that were that is where Roger is and

(16:43):
that's where the thing is, or like I remember specifically
there was a cartoon that was breaking plates over his head. Yeah,
and the plates were real, yeah, but they drew it
in and I was like, oh, so, trying to think
about acting in a space like that, which is very
regular now would be wild.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
You like yelling at like the bad guy, but really
when you see behind the scenes, it's just like a
guy's hand with a green sock on it, you know
what I mean, Like very much.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So, yeah, do you guys have any missed opportunities real quick?
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I'm kind of but I'm also thank you it was
the microphone. I'm also kind of privileged and that everything
just sort of went the way that I wanted.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Oh okay, I mean I have like I remember back
around Christmas time, we would go out to Sisters, Oregon
and my grandpa and grandma would buy or everybody would
get in and buying lottery tickets. Yeah, a big pool.
And one year they won and I didn't jump in
on that. I guess I regret that they won three
hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I got an opportunity to meet Corey Taylor, Oh wow,
when he was out on tour and was at the show,
and one of my co workers she was like geeking
out and just like, oh my god, you get to
meet Corey, you get to me Corey, you get to
me Corey. That's amazing, blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
And I was like here, just oh wow.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I just gave it to her and like she was
backstage crying and all this other stuff, and I was like, Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
It's like, don't ever do that again. I guess if
you think about it that way.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
And I know this is going to sound a little
I had a chance to see cold Play and I
didn't go see them. And I get say, well about
cold Play, I'm not even a Coldplay fan, but after
that show, everybody was like, you should have went. It
was such an amazing show. I kind of wish I
would have went to that. Yeah, Cold Plays on my list. Yeah,
I definitely want to see them.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
But right now, well let's get you ready for Dungeons
and Dragons Morning Moshpitz Style. We are working on Chicago's
finest hot Dog. We'll see if we ever get there,
but well not on the line. Eight four four nine
ninety five to fifty. Give us a call and for
playing with us today. You're going to get tickets to
see Weird Al Yankovic Bigger and Weirder twenty twenty six

(18:46):
Tour at the United Center on Saturday, June twenty seventh.
Tickets available at ticketmaster dot com. But if you want
to play eight four four nine five five ninety five
fifty Dungeons and Dragons Morning Moshpitz Style.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Are we speaking with Tim?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
You are?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Tim?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
How was your weekend? It was good on my morning
commute in They're gonna take a chance to wear it own,
play a little game with you guys.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Hey, that's what we got you here for. You're playing
the role of either Or and Maria. Yeah, you got
a nice little recap for us. I sure do.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Quick question, Tim, have you played D and D before?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I have not been. I've been listening to you guys playing.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Nothing will change after play with us, you will have
not played D and D today either. All right, let's
just get right into it with our recap from last time.
Last time, either Or of Eric tried to find an
employee to point him to the relish.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Reminder that we are inside Gene and Judes.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Currently on the hunt for relish for our Chicago hot
dog that we were trying to assemble from the ingredients
scattered around Chicago Lamb. Instead, what happened was he ran
into a bus boy who was too stoned.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
To know which way he was up and couldn't point
him anywhere, much less towards the relish.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Marius tried to find the kitchen, but only found a
locked door. Masonovitch once again jumped in to his acme
black hole, assuming for absolutely no reason that it would
transport him into the kitchen of Gene and Judes. Unfortunately,
he rolled a four, so we know that that's absolutely
the last gonna we are going to pop out in in.
This is where the gang finds themselves today, Falling through

(20:20):
a black hole, no nothing in sight until thunder, we
are dropped straight into a mountain of potato, peel mush,
discarded fry baskets, and a rogue hot dog still in
its paper boat. A raccoon the size of a toddler
stares at Meissonovitch dead in the eye, judging his life choices.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
You are in the.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Dumpster behind Gene and Judes, all three of you. Yeah,
either or of Tim over there? Would you like to
try to talk to the raccoon, try to get yourself
out of the dumpster, or try to do something of
your choice.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm gonna go with to talk with the raccoon, because
you know, if you could be a magical little trash panda,
I think that we should do that. Let's give him roll.
See how that talking goes?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Okay, all right? Either or of Tim.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You approach the little trash panda, the little raccoon with hands,
You say, Oh, Gene and Jude's dumpster panda. You seem
like you have a pretty firm grasp on this place.
You've been around here a lot. Could you point us
to the relish. The raccoon looks at you, it opens
his mouth about to speak.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
And says, it's a raccoon. It does not talk, even
in this universe. It's not talking. All right, Marius, what
would you like to do, dud? We're talking toot raccoon.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, we're talking to raccoons. At this point, do we
even want to go back inside? We're here? Well, you
have to get the relish somehow.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
You gotta get back in side.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I go into my satchel, okay, and I'd like to
take out the money that I have and just throw
it at the people to buy the relish.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
At this point, from the.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Front counter, you're in the dumpster. Yes, I'm going getting
out of the dumpster. Okay. So first we have to
get you out of the dumpster.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
So you want to get out of the dumpster, then, yes,
let's see how that goes.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
One. You cannot out. I swim in the garbage that
is here. You try, you try to reach up.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
It's a little bit too tall as a big dumpster.
You try to get your feet up, it's slipping against mustard.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
You're not getting out of this thing, Masovich.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Well, Maris is a broad shouldered. Big guy. You said
that it's a tall wall there in the dumpster, so
I would like to use Maris's hands. He's gonna launch
me up. He's gonna lift me up, so I get
out of the dumpster cheerleader style.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I like it right seven. We can't roll anything above
at ten. It's ridiculous. No, but weirdly you randomly do
it sometimes wild so difficult for no reason.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, So Marius bends down, telling Mason, mch go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Get on my shoulders. I'm going to hoist you out
of this thing.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
Mason, just like he takes a running start, jumps on
Marius and puts them right down into the ground. Mason
of it is just standing on top of Marius.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
On the bright side, your eyes can poke above the dumpster. Now,
so that's something. You got a little something out of that,
and we'll see what I see what you see tomorrow
on MMD dn D.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Hey, Tim, thanks for playing with us today.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're going to see Weird Out at the United Center
on June twenty seventh, And for everybody else that wants
to get your tickets, head on over to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
All thanks to Live Nation.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Come to the parade guys, Chicago, Ray you guys.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm a little nervous, honest, yeah, I was servous last year.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Growing up you we would always wake up early and
we would watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade and all these
big and it was such a big deal and everybody,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
What to wear, like I'm gonna be on TV.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Do I think warm?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I know?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Okay, so yeah, bundle up.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I wanted to look good last year and I did.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Freezing so so scarf, big jacket, dressed to be warm.
I going to say the jacket I got this year
is significantly thicker than the one I had last year.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Me too, I'm gonna wear multiple layers, probably multiple gloves.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Now I'm lucky enough to have the best part of
the job here, really do How are you guys doing
with the what is it? Six hundred page script? I'm
not sure even I'm that it's over.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
One hundred It's fine. Dang that so much.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Though, I'm so impressed with you full pages of like blocked.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah yeah, it's not like paragraph.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
It's like ten second reads for each flow.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah that's cool. So how fun do you feel? Do
a good job?

Speaker 5 (25:06):
But after doing it for the first time last year?
Do you feel more confident this year?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I feel like I know more what to expect and
where to have my expectations because I'm a perfectionist and
I always wanted to do a perfect job.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Right out of the gate.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
And for me, a perfect job is, Hey, you're not
even going to notice the difference between me and a
news anchor that's been doing this for forty years, right,
And if you notice a difference then I failed.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, Well to me, I'm not there anymore.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
To be fair, we're on video every day, right, so
it's not as weird as if we were never on
video and somebody was like, here, we're going.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
To put you in front of everyone.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's different. It's totally different though, because this is like
for us, it's like it's a big deal because it's
the Chicago things for Court of course, present by four
vist Massurs, but like when you think about the performers
and then other people who pay their money into the flow,
this is as big of a moment for them as
it is for us. They're walking in, they're going to

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be on CBS to Chicago, they're going to be on
Pluto TV, and like if we get there and I
call them Morris instead of Maris.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
You know, like that's why I'm not.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Up. He couldn't even get it right.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
And then yeah, it's a lot of these are you know,
different cultures and different like names of groups and stuff
that I would burn the house down. I wouldn't even
try to be like, Maria, can you take this one place? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
You wait till you see your interview sir.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yeah, Well, all I'm doing is chatting with people around
in the crowd and stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Hey, what are you thankful for?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I will say yeah, and that there and for me
lies the difference between what we do every day versus
what this is going to be. You're kind of closer
to what you do every day because you're just gonna
go yap with someone, which is great, which is so fun.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Weird, entirely scripted.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
There's like pretty much nothing and we'll do some unscripted
stuffy show.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
You're wondering, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I don't anything Russia.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
You know, I write things out before I say him.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Did you say the Ryan?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
One time when I was in Seattle, he used our
studio and we went through the garbage the next day.
Every word he says is scripted on the radio, every
single word. It was unbelievable, Like, if we're doing this
break right now, yeah, it would be.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
He would have his stuff written down, just.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Los Angeles, Ryan Seacrest here with popping them up and
he just go into it and it was just pages
and pages of scripts he just read.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's a little work, that's a lot of work. Also,
just do it off the cuff.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I was going to say the amount of market season
and shows that he has to do afterwards, kind of
he probably wants to be able to think less.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
I'm excited to watch you guys put him to shame. Yes,
hosting gigs for the Thanksgiving Parade.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
American Idol Here I Come. Yes, the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade
obviously on Thanksgiving, everything kicks off at eight.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
We're gonna go State Street from I B.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Wells to Randolph Yes on Pluto TV, CBS two Chicago, Santa.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I wasn't gonna tone, but he's gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
We're not there yet though it's Thanksgiving. It is.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
It is Thanksgiving, and we're gonna eat those works, eat
some turkey.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thanks I'm going and we're all called off from working.
You know, I think if I just finagle it a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Mister Tom Petty is on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station. Can't wait to see you guys, hang out
with you, or even just hear how much you like
us at the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade. Yes, going on Thursday morning.
That's right, we are the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
That is something bright and positive to look forward to,
and we want to keep things bright and positive and
also keep you informed.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
You're doing the tone again.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Hard to do both because the headlines are terrible. Boy,
don't worry.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
We're gonna put a positive spin on though.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
What you're going to do on my birthday?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
This is my positive spin. Hate to be the bear
of bad news, but.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
This but I love him?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
But is that news?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Bears Man set woman on fire during domestic dispute.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Wait, what is the deal with this? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
A man and a woman love each other very much.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
The cops get called.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh, parents arrested after toddler mauled to death.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Hmm what the dog.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Head?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Probably a dog, we assume, not the father, but who
knows elderly and disabled seniors trapped in building.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well, it's an okay story because they're still trapped, you know,
they're alive.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah, nothing bad has happened.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Man sentenced after toddler shoots mother.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Mm hmm, and leave your gun around. Stop leaving guns around,
you know.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
And the mom's not dead, right, she's not dead, Like
it's okay because she just got shot by the toddler. Oh,
I didn't realize she wasn't dead. Both, that's the case.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, they just couldn't fit into the hudlines.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
So all of it, though, is this bad news? Bears?
It was so bad today? Well it's not good news bears. No,
but it was just bad news bears. Thanks, Maria, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
That's that's why I was communicating.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
So do you want me to come out of the
song and introduce the next talking point?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Exactly why I was signaling to you the way that
I was signaling to you?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh okay?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh? Were you doing it so that dear listener couldn't hear?
I didn't want them to specifically know that I was
like pointing at you that this was your turn to
hate when we have those miscommunications.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Are we talking about boys?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
What a Saturday night game?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Bowls?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
What a game?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
What a game? Had there ended up pulling it out
by one little rarely pullout one two.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, not real.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Even Boch at the end of the game called the
team soft in the press conference, and uh, basically, they.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Gotta they gotta do better. Whooch. His name is vuch
full full named Nikolovich. Okay, he's not just It's just
I was really excited about just vouch.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yeah, he's not wrong.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
No, that's tough. And Wizards aren't a great team either,
and they kind of struggled, but this still.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Ended up getting Look, hey, Chicago sports, if you could
just win convincingly every once in a while, get more
points than the other team. I got a fit bit
and watching football yesterday, I was monitoring my heart. Yeah,
it's not great.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
It's not good. I'm sitting there doing the mod's breathing.
I could get through the fourth quarter of a football game.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
It's like that you are playing keep the paddles out
ready for seriously.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Paddles don't pull out?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Oh those kind Tonight, Bulls do play New Orleans in
New Orleans. Puck sorry not puck drop, tip off seven pm.
Speaking of puck drop, the Blackhawks fell to the Avalanche
last night, and what I would consider an extraordinarily boring game.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
They fell to the Avalanche. That's funny. Usually the reverse,
that's true.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Colorado's goaltender Scott Wedge would stop twenty two shots to
record the shutout.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Colorado.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
They're a good team, yeah, and the Blackhawks are doing well,
but they're not on that sort of level. So it's
just kind of a bit of a boring game there.
But you know what's not boring? Maris for your Chicago Bears,
baby crazy, another one, another one.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
The momentum right now. Just good job that game. We've
been talking about this off the air. That game looked
like them playing as a team that has been playing together.
There was no like somebody had to hold up someone else.
Caleb looked good, the defense looked cool.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
And also you were going into the game looking at
the injury list and it was stacked. And then for
them to come out and perform against a Aaron Rodgers
list Steelers team, still a good win. Mason Rudolph looked
like he was about to pull it out, but hey,
this is the Bear's him.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Oh. No, one had to say anything, So I want
to be clear on something. I saw a report that
Aaron Rodgers came out on the field before the game. Yes,
did kind of a laugh around, saw some of the

(34:01):
cameras that were there flip them off and then walk
back into the locker room.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I didn't see that far.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I haven't seen a video of it, but I saw
somebody say it happened. I was like, what a nice guy,
the Roger.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Get on the Bears, your number one wow team in
the NFC.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
North Bears the last by the way, Marris, congrats to you.
After the Bears game was over, I flipped right over
and watched the Lions win.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
That game stressed me out.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's why my blood pressure was up yesterday and I
only was the main event right, good job, thanks, thank you.
I haven't looked who to the Steelers or who do
the sorry Bears have? Next? Off top of your head.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Eagles on Black Friday.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's that win that game, y'all can brag as much
as you was versus Eagles War of the Woods. Now
here's the dug man. If we ain't got some good
tickets the week of Thanksgiving and on internation, that's no
Mayrias Day full four.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Happy birthday, thank you, Yeah, happy birthday. We got to
say that more so everyone knows. It's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Big shout out to Mama Marris, because on this day
she brought forth the light of our lives.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I actually think I was born on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
On Monday.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, and shout out to the work that you had
to do.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Say thank you to your mother.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Thanks Mom.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, love you, love you. But we don't want to
distract from fun that the head. These tickets are amazing
Motley Crewe Tesla all over at Credit Union one Amphitheater
on August twenty second. We want you to get these tickets.
You gotta play our little game. It's like Jigsaw Baby.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Except you're in more control.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Let's die eight ninety five fifty answer some trivia questions,
take a save if you need it, take one of
us hostage, and then we get shot with nerve darts.
It's a lot of fun. We have a great time here.
Jigshaul ran out of ideas morning your show.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
You're going to enjoy yourself at this concert.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
But yes, Motley Crew Up for Grabs eighty four four
ninety five fifty.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Mic goal eight for four ninety five Jingle my bells,
Oh No Now.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Fun to the head on rock Edy five. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Are we speaking with Chrissy?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Oh my gosh, yes, you are a good morning Mornings pit.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
What we love you, Chrissy. You just met us with
all the energy you are fun. This is the best.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh my goodness, I love.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Why is your heart racing, Chrissy?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Oh, you're gonna have to kick start my heart beating.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah is the goal as we've got Motley Crew tickets
up for grabs for fun to the Head, Chrissy, have
you played Fun to the Head before? I am okay,
So you're ready to answer these questions. You're going to
take one of us hostage and we're gonna get shot
with nerve dars. Hey, Chrissy, breathe for a second. Okay,

(37:11):
I need you to breathe. I don't want it is
all so stupid. Everything that we do and say on
the show is so so dumb.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
I like it. Please please please be something easy, Please
be easy. I don't know. I'm looking at these questions
and I like that. Even her breath out has a
Midwest accent.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's called passage and I call it top Oh, Chrissy,
we love you so much. You do have to. You
have to pick one of us to play fun to
the head. So who do you want? Myself, Michael and
Marie getting shot?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna tell you. I'm sorry, Michael.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
All right, she knows what's up?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
All right? Thank you sir.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Because it's your birthday. Do you want to read the
questions or would you like me to? And happy happy birthday, Happy,
happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Thank you, Chrissy. I do appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Remember, you got to save Chrissy. So if you come
up against one you don't know, I can help you out.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Michael will save you. Which is that's a scary thing
to rely on, Chrissy. True or false? While synonymous with
the Chicago Bulls, Michael Jordan was actually born in New York.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
You know what I'm gonna say, Paul, Oh, let me
turn around. Unfortunately, Chrissy, that is true.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good right in the eye.
I would have thought he absolutely was born in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
No, born in New York. It's only one. You got
four more questions. Yeah, you're still good. We're still good, hey, Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, how much does it cost to go to the
Lincoln Park Zoo?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Can I like estimate.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I'm gonna say, like twenty four dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You can't estimate.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
You can also ask for a save if you don't
know the answer, but it is, I have a save.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You cannot not on this one, but on the next question.
If you don't know what you can now.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I'm sad. Twenty four dollars as your answer.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
It is, yeah, if you had subtracted twenty four you
will go. All right, it is zero dollars, zero dollars
to go to the Lincoln Park Zoo.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh my gosh, yes, book field. Book field costs money?
Oh yeah, all right, So why I am so chrissy?
You can still I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I'm gonna don't have it.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You have a save.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Remember you gotta save, and it won't improve your game.
But we got a streak here.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
So okay, what band made the songs Everybody Hurts?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Superman and Gardening Night?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Oh my gosh, if I go crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
One losing my religion, think losing my religion.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
I am.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
All of our hearts.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
I have to see you.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I have to see you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Okay, all right, Niki four and a half.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Right, now, what country does the band you to originate
from Ireland? Okay, okay, all right, and this this could
win it, Christy, And remember you still have a same
There should be no logical reason.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Why you do not get these tickets. Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Final question, what is the name of Chicago's play Sanitarium?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Michael is the answer?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
The older planet Terrace? Thank you? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Not right?

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Yeah, favor betterler Like.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I don't feel like I get to shoot him, but
we give you the point, and I think that's a
fair exchange.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
My goodness.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Wrong, we.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Haven't had a stressful round of funds.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Of that head.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
But you we're you got on that ring, You.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Got exactly you got it done.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Chrissy, I got good news for you.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
You're going to see Crew.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Motley, Crue and Tea are going to be over at
the Credit Union on Amphitheater on Saturday, August twenty second.
And you are saying birthday, that my mother's birthday. Oh
my goodness, are you taking your mom with you?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
God, no birthday? Then you say your mom is getting
a breakfast a birthday. Do you know who you want
to take with you?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I do.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
I'm not going to say it on air, but I do.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
With her secret. Ri you keep your secrets.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But for everybody else, ticketmaster dot com they have your tickets.
Big thanks to Live Nation. It is the morning my
spit on Rock ninety five five and hey, it's always
thank you for being here. It's always a pleasure. As
today is International Meris Dayay, I want Toddy, Oh, thank you,

(43:00):
You're welcome. I want to celebrate with you guys with
ninety five minutes commercial free. I like that. Can we
do that? Interest of you?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
It's very you know what I'm giving back to you
your birthday.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yes, I want to make sure you got all the music,
all your favorite rock songs and no commercials in the
middle of it. So that's next on Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Have a clear arison. Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station.
The Morning match Pit is on.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
A special day.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
You're in the studio as it is Maris's birthday.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Thank you, Happy birthday, sir. I appreciate it. What are
you guys up to Have a special guest for you.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Coming into the studio right now is Donna Tello.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, Judental, super awesome.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I have a lot of time's coming.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Tay Bro.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah, well you know normally I don't get to be
the fun one.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I usually just do machines. But yeah, finally just be
able to be the party one for a while.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Don went a good job.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
You know, after all the smart technology you have to
work with. I'm glad you get the just unwined you
celebrated person.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
How a book.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Birthday? Happy, yeah day, damn normally sing I haven't done

(44:47):
that since the eighties. It's fine, It's perfectly appreciated. Can
I can I get out there sweetening to that?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Baby, oh my god? Okay, on the.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Break that again, we will have to go back and
bleed because I just dropped an s bom.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
And okay, thanks guys, I appreciate it. Well, yeah, that's
only part one. We'll get to part two.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Rock ninety, Chicago's rock station celebrating Maris's birthday today.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yes, we are International Maris Day, as I like to
call it, and we did have a needle teedle already.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Donna Tolo was in studios today.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
But that's not enough, not for Maress. We can't stop it.
Just one thing for your birthday.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Hey, buddy, you know that story about when you sang
hinder to that girl in college you can press play
on that track for me real quick.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Thanks. So you know I'm close to the boys and her.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I told their dummer Cody about it, and he has
some things he'd like to say to you, but but
don't worry, we have some audio for He was trying
to serenade a young lady to perhaps get some explicit
favors from her, and the way that this drunk ass
dude decided to do that was by playing lips of

(46:26):
an angel in singing it at her face to her.
It obviously didn't go well because he's never fully comprehended
the lyrics and figured out that it was a song
about cheating. So she literally stood up and left in
the middle of him singing at her.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So unintentionally blocked him. That's one of my favorite things
that's ever happened.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
That we had had a birthday, so so happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
And yeah, I mean, obviously you know already did a
good job of kind of blocked in the situation.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
So I don't really know that I have any advice there.
Maybe don't do it against.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Okay, So officially from a Hinder founding member himself, Maris,
do not sing that song again.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I don't even know what to say right now. It
was it was a really good drunk thought.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
And a phenomenal execution for your future self to talk
to show.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Oh wow, that's great.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Wow, how did you make that connection?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Well, first I messaged them on Instagram, they left me
on red Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Thank you, Mendor.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And then I don't know if you know, but our
corporate chill does have some connections.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That's where he hit up their manager. Yeah, I feel
like this is your guys' favorite story about me in general.
It is a good one. Yes, I think. If I
do have a favorite, it's that one when you played
that song and led into that and I was like,
how did you figure out who she was? And I
was just like, oh no, please, Oh that would have
been good. I wouldn't even know who to talk to

(48:14):
you exactly, and you will never meet those friends and wow,
we'll find out. Okay, So now I know what I
need to do for next year. What college?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I'm not repeating that one's.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
One in Illinois. I know that I'm going to find her.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh boy, I'm going to have her sing it back
at you.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
It would be funny.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Maris our third guest, Open the Door.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
It would in retrospect, it would be very funny to
even see if one she remembers because she was equally
as drunk, and to see what was going through her
head in that moment.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
But it's like I remember, but we know it wasn't
going through her head, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Oh guy, Thank thank you guys. That was good. Just
icing on the cake too.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Happy birthday, Bud appreciated day.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It is absolutely an honor on International Marriage Day that
we would have the newest and latest Banavas jovious song
here on Rock ninety five to five, just for you,
did guy something someday. They are really doing a lot
of great work.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Here, making a lot of noise for a small independent artistry.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Very much so tough sledding when you come up from
such a small start there.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, those up and comers, man.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
We'll support them, though, we do.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Do you think you think they have their music on MySpace?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
We'll check.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I have it on my profile on my Space, I
have it on my SoundCloud usually. I did hear that
they were big on SoundCloud before they got to radio.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
There's absolutely this is completely going off of anyway. There's
no reason that the Morning Mosh but does not have
its own SoundCloud at this point, what are we doing? Okay,
we should be putting some of our stupid songs on SoundCloud.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It'll be fun. Yeah, let's go all right, should we?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah, let's do it. Let's get text, let's get texty Uh.
This is gonna be an easy one for me today.
From the seven to eight, Happy Birthday Mares, Oh, thank you,
it's a great one.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh my god, the all birthdays. I'm from the ninety
five to two.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Good morning guys, Maria Mason and happiest birthday to Humris
all the way from Texas. That's JJJJ it's a birthday
eight four seven, and he guesses is it a birthday?
Happy birthday, Maren from the sixth er O Did I
hear that right?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
It's Maris's birthday. Happy birthday, dude, Hope you have a
great day and cap it.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
All off with a gold beer.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Never broke my I was like, I don't know what
you what we're doing right now. As soon as he
cocked that head back, I was like, no, he started
with ice and that threw me off. I was like,
ice has it?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah, ice cold yeah. From the sixth Yearol.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Happy birthday, Maris thirty nine years ago you did your
first morning show.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Look at you now?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Were you born in the morning?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I was like seven forty Texas.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Oh from Joe, Happy birthday to my Ninja turtle brother Marek.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Now, we appreciate all the messages, but I'm gonna skip
ahead a little bit here. Happy birthday, Michael. Okay, you
missed on that one.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
From the A one to four.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
So last year Maria decided to do mornings on Thanksgiving. Yeah,
what will it be this year? Governor's mansion, Captain of Crunch.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I don't know what that is. I don't know I should,
I should take over something out.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I think they just want you to take the annie up.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, what do you want? Well?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
The world? Oh, we do have one here from the
sixth Rieoh we're talking about the parade. Yes, Thursday morning,
join us on State Street. Gonna be a great time.
Someone says, get heated gloves and a heated vest. It
is an absolute game changer.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah, but I looked up those who invests.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I just don't want to shell out one hundred bucks
right now. There a hundred when I'm trying to also
buy like Christmas presents and things.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Yeah, what are the hand things you can just stuff
in your pockets.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I want to order a fifty pack on.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Maris just has a jacket made out of those.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm assuming she's gonna use half.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Actually literally about to ask can I use them? So
I don't have to order them? Yeah, that's why, because
like Michael can use him, I'm gonna use some.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
And then you have your bottle of Uncle Nearest that
I got you, and that should keep you nice and warm.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I'm not going to be drunk on CBS two.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Give anything.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
We would have a week of content just playing you
back listen to him slur right here.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, welcome back to the chicle.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
There used to be a show like that, Maris.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
There is like four hundred birthday messages on here. So
thanks to everybody's messaging.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
And honestly, thank you, thank you, thank you so much
for all the love.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Should we play something disteer? What a shock to get anybody?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
For you?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Perhaps some wine and a coffee cup this morning.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
I'm just gonna go for the straight whiskey.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, sometimes you gotta skip from a wine straight to liquor.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, it's good for the show. Good for your stomach.
Happy birthday to you, you fella, you can join in it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Happy bird Day to you be really scream it out.
Hay Bird Day.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Mass, Happy bird Day too.

Speaker 9 (53:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Wow you.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
I do appreciate that it's featuring Bella from our sister station.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Because of them on the Fred Show, we've adopted Bella
for this week. Yeah, and by this we we mean
these two days, both of them, before we get to
what we're doing the rest of this week. Y'all missed
a text and I got a text because you missed
a text, which I also think it is hilarious. Happy birthday,
Marris thirty nine years ago?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
You did your first morning?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
What you did? You did? You her number? How would
we do that? It's at the end. Did you just
go put that?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
You get it right now?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Hold on, you're so at the end of the text
because I just look at the number at the beginning,
so I didn't get that.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Oh no, okay, all right, it's fine, everything's.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Fine, everything's cool.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Wow. She did it and she was there for it.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yes she was.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, the ring master there, Yes.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Injuveitively.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Burning ring was running the bors was running.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
La this week.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Somebody for the show. We will be at the Chicago
Thanksgiving Parade Forst.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Mass Ours.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
It's going to be an amazing time. It's gonna be cold.
Wait to uh see you in your living room literally
famous to Chicago.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I think what I said was I said show and
then you guys got talking, So I didn't actually finish
it because I definitely.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Got you excited. Yeah, it's okay, but you read the text.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You just didn't.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
I can't believe it, dude. Look at all this love
for you, hundreds of messages here.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I am so glad that I have your mom's number.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Now hold on, let me get that thank you when
you're done. Nomenally you have access to it.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Eight six, I thought she Actually, I'm just gonna We're
just gonna mute Maria for the rest of this. But no,
to everybody that is text sit and called in and
hit me up on Instagram, thank you. I do appreciate

(56:05):
it all. A lot of love.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
As we are.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
One year to forty baby is kind of nice. Last year.
I'm young.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I just want to get it over with.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
It's nice. Then you can relax. I want to go
get my back pain medicine.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yes, figure out, figure out lazy playing.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Actually, you keep saying, lazy boy, I'm trying to look
for a new gaming chair that's just super comfortable that
I can marry between the two.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
But we'll get that figured.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Out, because it can't be too comfortable.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
You fall asleep, Grandpa used to exactly. Bella, thanks for
baking this morning. That was phenomenal. Great start to the day.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Michael. You got me the hoodie and the notebook, and
Maria got me some Uncle Near's whiskey and friends and
friends and friends, a visit from Donna Tello and Cody
from Hinder. I forgot about. Yeah, I kind of placed
that out of my head because now Hender knows.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Hender knows how stupid I am.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
They've liked that story multiple times.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
They've known, they've been following the saga for literal years.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
At this point, when it's.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
The next time Henders in town, because they got to
come in.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I told them to come in. They have to so
that I can. Yes, they do regale them in person. Yeah,
I don't know, but when they are in town, they'll
be here. Honey, who are you calling me? Why did
we not just go into lifts of an angel? What
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Come on, three thousand dollars gaming chair. Oh my gosh,
it's three thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Because you don't need any of this, Okay, get yourself
something comfortable nose.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
You deserve that. Spend that money on that chair. Not
first get that money, then spend this.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
See you guys tomorrow.