August 28, 2025 • 51 mins
The Morning Mosh Pit is pure Thirstday madness.
We dive into Hollywood buzz with the latest on Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson’s rumored (but fake?) romance.
Nerds, get ready for the latest in geek culture with Nerd News, and rock fans stay tuned for new music, tours, and the hottest headlines.
Sports fans, we’ve got updates, scores, and chatter, plus the wildest stories in Bad News Bears.
Listener-submitted chaos hits Thirstday, and we serve up Fun to the Head alongside a tech takeover in Human vs. Robot War.
And yes… a Burning Man orgy dome destroyed by a dust storm makes this episode unforgettable.
We dive into Hollywood buzz with the latest on Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson’s rumored (but fake?) romance.
Nerds, get ready for the latest in geek culture with Nerd News, and rock fans stay tuned for new music, tours, and the hottest headlines.
Sports fans, we’ve got updates, scores, and chatter, plus the wildest stories in Bad News Bears.
Listener-submitted chaos hits Thirstday, and we serve up Fun to the Head alongside a tech takeover in Human vs. Robot War.
And yes… a Burning Man orgy dome destroyed by a dust storm makes this episode unforgettable.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If if I come around, I make no promises on
the morning Mash.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
But on that front, good morning. My name is Maria
Palmer Marriss.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You don't think Billy Joel knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
He does, I don't. We don't speak for me.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
We know doing our best over here.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sure he will absolutely come around. It's still out
for me. How you're feeling, Bud.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're almost to a holiday weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And it is a holiday weekend because my chemical romance
is in town and yeah, yeah, Labor Day whatever, my
chemical romances in town.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
That yeah, actually it kicks out tonight with Oasis. Oh yeah,
I heard cares. I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, I'm actually going. No, I'm very I'm very upset
about it. Oh my god, give me a weapon.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I got nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Here's the thing. I have a sword on your chest neck.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I like a couple Oasis songs, But those sticks are
four hundred dollars apiece?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's why I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, I just feel like people go to Oasis.
We went to see Oasis, No because they were so cool.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They go because that's how like.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So when Oasis started really coming up as a band.
One of the criticisms that they got is that they
were not matching the magic of their live show in
the studio. And you know, eventually they worked past that
and clearly did. But like their live shows are incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh really yeah, yeah, I didn't know. I didn't. I
didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's not like a Taylor Swift full production I saw.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Look boring to me.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
If you're not gonna have that full production in your
live show, is excelsi or like that?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
That speaks value exactly. I mean, like, I'm just jealous.
I'm not going to be honest, you should be jealous.
I would like to see it just because of the hype.
But I'm sure as hell not paying four hundred dollars
to see Wonderwall currently looking back in anger.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, let me fix it for you. The next day,
Friday night, Soldier Field, Gerard Way. Thank god, the Black
Parade rolls into town. She's smiling like she just won
a million.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Dollars in the same location and in the most man
way possible. I love that all these shows are coming
through Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm terrified the condition of the grass.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, that is going to be when the Bears they
got to be for week one and yes, yes, one
hundred literally one hundred and yes, because the Bears at
Soldier Field already have a terrible grass situation.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You cover up for five concerts. Yeah, that's what's them
back at Soldier Field.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
They can't like slide the grass underneath the stands and
then have a floor underneath.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh you think we have the technology. I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They consider smoking the grass.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
That would probably be much better.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, because like in previous years they would do like
a high school game, they do a college game and
a few concerts and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
The grass is just ruined.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
And then now we've got five concerts in it's like
the breatheable little mesh stuff that they put on top
of it so you can sit on it, but you're
not like able to pull up the grass.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
But like five days, the mesh is still on there
for five days. No sunshine, No, it's just gonna.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Be talking about I lost you.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's Sunday and Monday. System of a down evenge sevenfold.
Oh yeah, I mean what a weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We're not going to sleep hover.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Speaking of system of it down and fun to the
head today, Yes, this is not day two. Tickets for
you falling in reversing black keys gonna pop up randomly
in the show, along with six flags too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So I'm sorry. What day is it?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Did wait forget? We forget? What day is it? What
day is it?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Ninety five five Thursday that day.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But we're not auted up we were last week.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
The best way to enjoined theirst direction, Please listening, I'm
gonna tell you one way, thank goding on what you
garner A drink?
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I buried Thursday to talk about grass.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Listen, I like my their stays supplemented with a little
bit of grass. We'd like to jumping, we'd like to
drink a little juthing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We like to get our weekends started early on the morning,
marsh bit, and we'd like to give you your weather.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Next and now w c HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's a weather like today.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm wet. I'm so good.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I'm swashing around stop no no, ed, absolutely not alright?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Alright wet early, dry, later, partly cloudy, partly cloudy this afternoon,
mild still low humidity, and I have seventy.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Five doesn't sound like a fun morning.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
But yeah, it's gross this morning, so that would be
a fun morning.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Grabbed a raincoat, all right, joke, all right, all right,
thanks for explaining it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Who does admissions on the.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Morning Because I'm not married, I don't get late.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I just.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and can lose my virginity again.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I have a particular method that has worked for me
for years. Yeah, yep, how's that going?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Not good?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Great?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No Michael's out there. No, no Michael juniors, not that
I know of. I always the method.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Is that he has a vagina.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm on social media enough.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I would have heard by now if there was a
kid out there, not the vagina park all.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Of you to assume that anyone want to claim you
as the father of their child.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
If you think Michael Mason is your father, please give.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Us a call.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Right, so much money on the morning marsh Pit the Spring,
the big concert.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I was looking forward to that lightning ruined and they
still played. Yeah you guys went home. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I was at a concert that night too. I saw
like three songs before they shut her down.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, it would have been wild to sit in a
three hour delay and then stay up till midnight?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Is there any artist you would stay? I stayed a
three hour delay for Oh yeah, okay, I stayed for
Snoop dogg Ones, but he was just late. Oh dude,
it was like two and a half hours. They finally
came out. He played gin and Juice, and I just
was like, all right, I gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
He snucks a lot of week, That's all right, come
on smoking up stage.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Snoop True also passed, but yeah, we all want to
hang out. I got good news and I got bad news.
The bad news is maybe love isn't real after all.
And the good news is I was right. Yeah, I
love when that happens. Okay, So, remember a couple of
weeks ago we were talking about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, don't tell me Liam Neeson's Liam. This is a
Liam Neeson's movie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Maason and Pamela Anderson and how they met on the
set of the Naked Gun reboot and yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
They're just so into each other. And I had said,
I had said, I'm gonna make it about me that. Yeah,
it kind of seems like they're acting, though I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I went to acting school and there's a we call
it the second semester Love Touch.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Wow, you get sued for that, Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Watch, I'm gonna bring my microphone over. I'm going to
come to your microphone. We'll just do this right here,
all right, So the second semester.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
When you're trying to show affection or comfort someone and
you just go there there, you know, like you would
never do in real life. Actually, but you're trying to,
like fane the affection. Yeah, yeah, which they're obviously better
actors than that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That was disappointing more than that, Oh yeah, well the
different kind of love touch my.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Guy, thank you, thank you for watching.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But there's just some stuff where I was like, that's acting.
I can tell that that is acting because that's like
an acting move that you would pull on stage or
on screen.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And now it's come out that it was allegedly a
fake romance for p R, which I called.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I called it. That's what Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper
did too.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But would we have even talked about it if they
didn't do that? Though? I don't think so. What do
you mean the movie talked about it?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Because I'm such a big fan of the Originals, but
like would the Greater No, probably.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Naked Gun Pamela Anderson and Lee Liam Niess. Yes, we
are talking about this movie in general. But I also
I don't know if this is a hot take. I
think they just might have hooked up and been like, hey,
you know what, this might be a good angle for
us to just kind of like get some publicity for
ten seconds and then disappear.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's a clever way to break up. Were kidding the movie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It was nice though, to see some very I mean,
there is still an age gap between Leam Neeson and
Pamela Anderson, but it was what how much liked.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
And as you're older, what I think it's I think
it's less of a big deal if you're like sixty
forty five or something, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, than twenty correct, you know.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
As far as I'm an anything over sixty Jesus.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, Liam Neeson is seventy three and Pamela Anderson is
fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Damn Liam whatever, it was good for seventy.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Three, Yeah, it kills for that, and dude, there is
it was nice to see that instead of like a
Leo DiCaprio kind of situation.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But he's consistent.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Love them both, by the way, love them both.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, Liam Needson's is amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Pam Anderson, I mean, Frankly trained me on a lot
of things as I was growing up.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, wasn't she Playmate of the Year fifteen times or something?
Beautiful woman? She is?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I really like her. I think we're in the Pamela
Anderson renaissance that I'm here for.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It were run came from FA.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Leard alert it's time to dark out.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Your work's out.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh, I definitely out. Now you know this song?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And no, it's not Batman movie news, it's Batman car news.
While not the actual batmobile. A company called Mahindra had
ave six exclusive Batman edition car.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's cool. Demand was so.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
High they only planned on making or selling three hundred units,
increased that to nine hundred and ninety nine units and
sold out in one hundred and thirty five seconds. It's
two minutes and fifteen seconds. Damn thirty thousand dollars car.
It's an electric suv and if I had known and
had the money, I probably would have been in line
for this one.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's very cool. It does look cool.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I love that it's an electric s u V. If
it didn't have the Batman things on it, that would.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Be a Mom car.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
It's actually kind of a cool look the Batman stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm going to explain it.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
It looks like a sporty s u V sort of
with a like the body kit around it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It just gets Batman's Mom car. It's a crossover, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, so it's not like a full suv, right, sort
of a hatchback suv so to speak in a little
shorter So, Matt Black.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm going to make a morning mosh pit mini van.
Please wheels like it's not a Mom car.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
That's that sounds creepy and dangerous. Please use a sold aerostar.
The thing about it that makes it Batman it has
Batman decals. There's a Batman light when you open the door,
which is actually really cool. It's like a bat signal
coming out at the bottom of your door. And it's
a special edition car. So if you keep it a
good shape, it could stand to have some value in
(12:02):
the future. I just think this is a really good idea,
And be damned to the nerds, we're gonna be spending
money on exclusive cars now, so that's like hear me
out Ninja Turtle Van.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yes, make it happy.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Beetle U needledeedle beetle.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
God, damn it, there is I set myself up for
that way you did. You can't just say that anymore
right into it. You could do a princess bride.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I didn't have bride.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
What would it look like and be a car?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It'd be trying really hard but not getting anywhere. Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Black Sabbath with Tony Stark on Rock in ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Mikey, my boy, thank you, Mikey, take it away.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Time for some rock news.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I love rocks.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I love rock and roll. Yeah, I love skipping rocks.
Skip a rock on a lake. Yes, that's fun all right?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Amy Lee.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Amy Lee from Eminescence, Poppy and Courtney LaPlante from spirit Box.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yes, I believe we could have a song coming maybe
something else from them. Here's what happened yesterday.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
The three artists posted the same striking all black photo
on their individual social media platforms without any captions or explanations.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Which has sent the Internet a blame me too. Yeah,
it could be cool.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Cool little collab there, and Poppy and Courtney have actually
collaborated with baby Metal on on separate songs.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Maris which one is the first one? Is this from
You to Me? Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
So this is baby Metal featuring Poppy From Me to You?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's some. That's some rock and roll there. That is
did you have Mike? Did you have a Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
So this one would be with Courtney and baby Metal
called My Queen, just some nice calming morning.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That one's too heavy.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
The other one had a little bit better would be,
but it'd be fun to see these see all them
get together and then Amy Lee's voices.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I just saw some blue bodies.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Voice here is going to be gorgeous on whatever they
put together.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, very cool, So keep it here. Well, we'll let
you know updates on that as we. I wonder whose
band's gonna lead that though? Yeah? Will it be a
spirit box song? Are a poppy song?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't think it's going to be Essence though I
would like it to be. In they're probably the bigger,
biggest of.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The band skrate boxes.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You got to do it, yeah, I think just sonically speaking,
because that's not gonna match in with any of Evans
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I couldn't understand where they were taking anyway.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
This is kind of not for you exactly, by the way,
bad ass ladies, dude, It's really cool, like.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Damn baby Metal. I love that they are becoming bigger
in the US. I love what they stand for. I
love that they're rock chicks that are not trying to
necessarily play up the hotness, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
They just are hot, But like the Japanese Suits of Armor,
it's so cool. That's I'm sorry. The Vetter Cup is
going down. Oh, this is interesting.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
So the Seattle Mariners and the San Diego Padres play
each other throughout the season three game series, right, yeah,
one of the series in San Diego, one of the
series in Seattle is now called the Vetter Cup. What
it is is the victorious team takes home a one
of a kind of guitar trophy custom made by or
not made but designed by Eddie Vedder. It's a nineteen
sixty three Fender Stratocaster, and like the Stanley Cup, it
(16:03):
has room on the guitar to etch the that year's
winner in.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
There like that.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah, and then it rotates off, so you'll have like
ten of them on there. But they get to eleven
and the bottom one comes off, and.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Then they do it. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It fun.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
It just adds to it a little bit. All raising
money for Eddie Vedder's charity. It's called the EBE Research Partnership,
and I don't know how to say the word, but
it's like the cleft lip thing that some kids have
where their top lip is kind of messed up. So
he pays for these these children to go and get
fixed and taken care of.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And it's very sweet. So it's nice.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
The Better Cup going on out in Seattle.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Love that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, And gravel versus rocks? Which is better for your
garden and yard paths? I do have that answer for
email on Rock ninety five to five. Both have pros
and cons and it depends on your landscaping and how.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Much up peep you want to do?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, whatever, Rock news. That all the rock news you need.
Rock nine five to five, Rock nine five five.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Well for being on holiday, they don't sound very relax.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I can't wait for holiday this weekend. Oh yeah, three
day weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's going to be so nice, especially because I'm going
to need two full days to recover from my chemical romance.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Anyway, boys, what are we doing?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Sports?
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
My favorite?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah? Hey, Michael I don't want to hear it. I
need a favorite.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
What. Look, we're gonna do sports. I need you to
come in with the emphatic energy like they just won
three games. When when the Cubs lose, we can tell
in you sports, Okay, I need you to just be present.
This is this is a garbage you you ride just
roller coaster. We've lost twelve to three to the San
(17:51):
Francisco Giants. Hey, I thought they were back.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
All right, this sucks. Although good news, good news. You
can't be too mad about this. The Brewers also lost yesterday. Yeah,
so we stay in this situation. We're out.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
That's bad news because you probably should have won in
that situation. I know we got brown, we should have
and we got smoked. The socks got smoked too, So
this is a bad tale all around.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That is smelly.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, Nico Horner delivered the solo three run home run,
the only scoring the Cubs did in the game. And yes,
the Chicago White Sox played yesterday. Kansas City beat them
twelve to one. Yeah, Andrew bin and Tendie hit the
only home run for the Sox yesterday, his fifteenth home run.
And also, we're all worried about the grass at Soldier
(18:39):
Field after five concerts all weekend long, people walking on it.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
No, it's not even that. It's like it's covered, yeah,
but still is covered, right, it's pushed down that let's
not get sunlight.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Not getting its proper manicure before the Bears get there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I think could probably just be a better team though,
be able to overcome the grass.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
You know, Actually it gets brutal because I'm sure that
it does well. Could be injuries.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, in the same way that waking up at two
am every morning makes it hard to do a morning show,
and yet here we are.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
You slapped that really hard for me, Thank you. Wow. Yeah,
that's good. That's a really hard slap.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I didn't want to hit it because I was going
to break the bell.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I gotcha. Sorry. So yeah, kind of a down day
in a sports yesterday. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I'm so sorry for your guys' pain.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Hockey's coming too, but there's not a lot going on
there either. I love some hockey.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
You know, what's going to make everybody feel better?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Like this sports report? Oh boy, bad news. Bears is
next guy, and it will it will.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's a positive spin. So that'll make you feel good.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Not today, No, No, the corporate shills set the corporate
shill set it. As long as I put a positive
spin on the headlines, everyone will be happy and nothing
will hurt right right, I will see right.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It is a Smashing Pumpkins song.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
This day?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
What what?
Speaker 12 (20:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Was it a day?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
What are you good?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Drink it up?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, yeah, he's just excited because he knows the day.
What is the day?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
It's Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's Thursday, Thursday in the soul?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
We're not added up?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Are you word? Last week?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
The best way we joined thirst direction listing.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I gotta tell you one we think depending on what
you give me one more mikey On.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, you said there wasn't enough energy before, so I
meant it and that was great.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Thank you give me one mars on the app. I know,
I like meris is the low side and I can
harmonize that.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Can you at least put some more energy and keep
it low?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
But like, can you give me a change my tone too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
You can fix the tone.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah. The a.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
That was a worst thing you.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You were more?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Today is in fact red wine day?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
It's red red wine? What kind of red wine?
Speaker 8 (21:11):
You like.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
You do.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I do like a malbc that.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You know, I'm not the biggest red wine person because
of all the tannins in it, and that makes it
real bitter and you dry.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You can get rid of the tannons. There's these little
stirs that you can get because I do the same thing.
The tann is give me headaches. Yeah, so you put
them in your stirred around it gets rid of the tannons.
And then my pen on the walls.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh there it is.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I said, please be kind. They're saying red red wine. Yeah, no,
I know you're not.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Please be you know they're going please be caud I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I didn't realize they were saying red red line hed lyrics.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
They're also an English reggae band, which I think is
hilarious in general.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Wait, no, hold on, hey bro bro d wine, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Liam? Sorry, when you said English reggae band, I was like,
do they look like it? Yes, they look like an
English reae.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Ban absolutely and English actively.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Two black guys in correctly, they are tracks. Now they're
black people in Europe.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
In London.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Bad news about how they got.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Their Now I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
That can't be here. Right now. It was like they
woke up and they did social studies this week for
the first time ever, learned a whole bunch of history.
Not tough in schools.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I did make own research. So you know it's right,
easily measured like the red red.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Wines that will be consuming today for Rock ninety five
five thirst today.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Thank you English reggae man, you b forty for your legacy.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Please be kind. Oh my god, it's a miss. Can
we fix this?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
There we go. Yeah, much better.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Feminist anthem from Moti women Women women.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Now here's a bit only blog.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Shut We're talking about how that song probably came together.
It's like you know you should do should go back
in the other room, give.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Me a shoutow eight four four.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Ninety five fifty. It's time for on to the head.
We want you to go to see system of a
down even sevenfold and Polyfia, Polifia, Polifia that P word. Monday,
September one, Your Labor Day is gonna be great at
Soldier Field. But you gotta play fun to the head
with us first. It's a trivia game where you answer questions,
(24:18):
you take us hostage, and we get shot with nerf
darts eight four four fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You headed Maria, but you didn't give yourself one. I
picked mine up and blocked that bullet with my own gun. Okay,
John Wick and now Fun to the Head on brock, Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Michael? Yes, Michael,
(24:46):
let's go.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Not only do we have a quad m situation in
the morning mosh pit, but we have a double dose
of Michael.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Nice all and you're from in John and love it all. Well, Michael,
welcome to Fun to the Head.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
This is a fun trivia game where you answer questions,
take one of us hostage. We can provide you a
save if we know the answer, and we get shot
with nerve darts. And the big decision you have to
make before we start questions is who do you want
to take hostage?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
I think I'm gonna have to go with you, Ma,
because I feel like nobody ever picked you.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
By Mikey, would you like to read the questions?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I would I would like you to do it.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Okay, all right, conspiring twins over here.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
It's got to clear my throat.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I love a mycycle. Hop on your motor mic, All.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Right, here we go. Number one.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What cartoon character lives in a pineapple?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Let's absorbent and yellow and boris is he?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh that's how it goes. I only the first part. Okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
What cocktail is traditionally made with rum, lime, juice and sugar.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
I guess I don't really drink cocktail too well, a
man who.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Loves cocktails, it's a day. Yeah, you gotta save. Do
you like cocktails? I don't like the way you guys
are saying cocktail?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Right?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh wait, excuse me, I'm gonna clear out.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
All right.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Number three?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Okay, what early two thousand's social media site let users
post bulletins and set custom music on their profile pages.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
My man, we have a no I need to shit, Marius.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You don't know. No, Michael did an amazing job. We
got through this three.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Good time, Michael.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
He's got to take us to see system of down
of ben sevenfold And thanks guys, Pelifia, thank you. Oh wait, Pelifia, Nope,
what Collyfia?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I just wanted to shoot you.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh wait, now I'm confused. All right, Michael, you're going
to the show.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Hope if you don't have plans on Monday, because you'll
be at Soldier Field watching all three of these amazing
bands with Michael.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I do want to know who you're gonna take with you.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
I'm gonna take my wife with me.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
There you go, shout your wife out real quick there, Melanie.
Speaker 12 (27:47):
And actually our anniversary married for six years?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
What are you doing for your anniversary?
Speaker 12 (27:57):
I shut off with some you know flag this morning.
She actually worked with nice little handwritten though.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Okay, yeah, it's gonna Saint Maria. They're going to a
concert on Monday. Oh yeah you are okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
a concert on Monday. What's on that?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Because I'm starting to get I'll tell you what's on
the Monday.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Michael. Are you going to John for Desserve? You welcome, Michael,
You're all set and you're good to go on Monday.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
For everyone else, go get your tickets to ticketmaster dot
com and hey live Nation five shows one weekend, all
his Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
We'retired, but yes we are like that. Yeah, we got
your neck. Now here's five or so things with Maris.
Why does he always drop his bands?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Joe?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
This part of the show, I find a discomforting.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Do my five things excite you good? I love you things.
That's one of my favorite things we do. I get
to learn what's going on, all the things I need
to know for the day.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Seventy two percent of Americans don't care about the engagement
of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. Alvo Travis Kelcey saw
a spike in Jersey sales two hundred Spike fanatics.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
I saw the actually Kansas City Chiefs put in their
store a number eighty seven Jersey.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That so Swift on the back.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
It's great mark.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
So I'm like, I better change his last name.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I want Travis Swift.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Taylor Swift also saw a forty percent spike in her
streams this week, So all good for them because nobody cares. Apparently,
not a soul kidding, not a soul. A man stealing
a car taels the cops wait, wait, let me get
a smoke. They chasing him while he after he stole
(30:05):
a car, got a flat tire, and they did pull
a pit maneuver on him. After they got to the car,
he very blatantly looked at him and said, hey, I'll
get out. After I finished, my smoke began to light up,
and as that was happening, they were breaking down the
window and Pepper bawling him.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Oh my god, Oh, don't be light and fire around
those things. Just get out of the car. You failed already.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Only fans model Sophie Rain is her only fans model
and go going Sophie Rain.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
She models fans exclusively.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeh to the tune of eighty two million within the
last year.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Stop going around the internet bragging that she made about
as much money as Lebron James did last year.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Oh, I can see why Rain says she's a Christian
and still a virgin. Is she's the one that doesn't
actually get fully naked. I think, like that's one of
the things about her face. This is what I'm thinking of,
is that she's like the head of that household, that
whorehouse that they have it in Florida.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's what I meant. Don't act like you did know
it was a bop, But I think she kind of
runs that.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
And then if I remember, she never gets fully naked
and she's making eighty seven million, eighty's working.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
She's almost if I learned anything from all my years
amongst Christianity, modest is hottest.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
True, So here's here's modest, not an ounce of modesty.
Only have a turtle neck account.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
And this is on Instagram and I can see Ariola,
So I don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, but it's artistic. It's artistic Ariola. Artistic areal different
from normal area.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I've become an artist all of a sudden, I'm gonna
start painting. Yeah, artistic are like one of your French.
I will bet you don't want to see that on
to be painted, although Maris is a French.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Namely, I'm just going to skip to number five.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Six Flags tickets.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You want to go to six Flags this year, we
got you eight four four ninety five fifty and qualifying.
We'll be wrapping up soon for you to get that
twenty twenty six season pass, which is also a gold pass.
The Gold pass is something I absolutely want access to.
Forty plus parks with the name six Flags in front
of it, two hundred and eighty coasters, nine hundred and
(32:16):
seventy water slides. Somebody's got to do it all, and
I want that to be you. Eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty Michael, I got it wrong again.
I'm so sorry. Can you do it?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What are we doing? I was looking at Sophie Rain
over time, let's see her five nine nine, ninety five
fifty Okay, what you gotta throw at eight four four here? Okay,
beat beep, beep yep, ninety five to fifty. Thanks, very good,
thank you. Stop looking at Sophie Rap. Now here's a
(32:46):
bit only plug, the double plug. Hey, Michael, do you
need a plug for that only fans you're about to start?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I'm not Oh yeah, I was looking at Sophie Rain
like doesn't get naked, she just has like bikini and lingerie.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
She made eighty two million in eighteen months.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
You're gonna do that?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Well?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I was thinking of plastic surgery endorsement. I slapped some
you nose on me and get a little face lift
and I'll just start to grow my hair out and
I'll have an only fans. Eighty two million eighteen months
can't be that hard, right, Good for you?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You buried the plug here? Eight yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Lost? Actually, very my god, Jesus, all the doctors buried.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
Out.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
It's time to give away black.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh yeah, don't say it in that voice.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
After no flowers to it.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Oh God Baked Pavilion and Northerly Island next week on
a Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Maybe get him fifty.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
We want you to go and the guitar guy himself.
And like I said, this Blackie's album is five. It's
really good, says she's on a porn hub eight four four.
Oh well it's not her ninety five.
Speaker 11 (34:08):
Fifty yes, you the seconding the mics.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I thought I could go before the mics came on.
All right, no no losers here on Rock ninety five
to five. Nina from burr Ridge got the six Flags
tickets and our man John from Lancing is going to
see the Black Keys and Gary Clark Junior.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
And we still have falling in Reverse tickets to give
away a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
I have something that I'm gonna propose to you guys,
and you tell me if it's a win. Okay, No,
I'm not saying yes to any proposal you have. Mud
Vein has a VIP experience, Okay, three thousand dollars, now
you would expect for three thousand dollars and mud Vein,
frankly you should probably be leading the band.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You know, kidding, you're what you get two general admission tickets.
I'm immediately out.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm paying three K and you're giving me general admission tickets.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Get out.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
There's more stuff here.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
But maybe I'm thinking maybe at that show because they're
not playing arenas, Like maybe at that show they don't
have a VIP area or something.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Putage all right, here you go too. I'm gonna save
the best for last. So yeah, two general mission tickets.
You get early entry to the show. Photo of you
and the lead singer Gary signed eight by ten photo
I'm sorry Gray signed ay by ten photo of Gray
sign set list a mud vein necklace, like you know
that's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Crap, right, I mean, it's not gonna be a silver
right sterling.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
And you get a prosthetic bullet hole similar to what
appears on Gray's head while he's on stage. He has
all the makeup on, and then the one thing that's
the coolest I think doesn't set off the three thousand
dollars enough. You get a one hour I'm sure this
isn't you, and just Gray, this is you, and a
big group of people hang out with him while he's
getting his makeup done before the show.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Not Pori's finest putting the garbage VIP session.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Together x man. But yeah, this is not good.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I would want like obviously the autographs there can't buy.
Thats just cool, I mean if it was, Yeah, that's
kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
It's giving Jeene Simmons charging fans to be a roadie,
you know.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Bands aren't making enough money? Yeah, somehow, And a prosthetic
bullet hole that you can put on your head, like
who cares. It's Halloween, go to spirit in the Year
of Our Lord twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Bands need to get very creative to provide VIP exclusive experiences.
If I'm spending three thousand dollars, I want something that
I'm only going to get when you come to.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Chicago three thousand dollars, you'd better be No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
For three thousand dollars, I'm not doing anything with mud Vein, Like,
I'm spending that money elsewhere.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
A Jet Blue Holiday, Jet Holiday, Yeah, is it Impuia
because that would really top this all off. I don't know,
Gray says on Instagram. Now this isn't a quick grip
and grin, take your signed.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Photo and go.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
This is a full blown one hour hang session with me.
During my makeup ritual.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
The part that yeah, that's the part. That's the part.
There is something else I'm putting up with you guys
in the room.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
But it's a full blown hangout session.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Sure, I'm not going to be able to talk for
thirty minutes. You can talk at me and I'll not
give you a thumbs up or down.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
H yeah cool man.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, but you can watch me get my makeup done. No,
like spend time with me.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's just weird and I have we have to empathize
with artists because like making money and music is even
weirder than these days with streaming.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Because you're not making anything anywhere.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
But like not if somebody wants to do it, good
on them. You know'll fine.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
But yeah, I think about it as far as Pearl Jam,
that's my favorite band. I wouldn't pay three thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
To do this.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
We need a dissenting opinion eight four four ninety five fifty.
If you know why this is worth the three k
vain tell us what we're missing. Yeah, what do you
have to say?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Maris you said something?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I'm sitting what you say. I don't mean to cut
you off.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
I just wanted to say, if they did a barbecue, like,
I'd be in Really, I'd be there for the barbecue
and not the makeup set.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, that seems like.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
A hang even then at three thousand dollars barb fog
raw or.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Whatever it is, let's go rock ninety five five Chicagos
rocked Station, Maria. What do you got.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I have a little bit of news from the front
of the Inevitable Human advises robot wall news.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
From the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Smart glasses are making a comeback, especially amongst younger adults,
and those are the ones that always have the cameras on.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Therein lies the issue a lot of privacy.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Concerns about the smart classes because they're just constantly filming
and people in public really don't get any consent into
the matter.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And technically it's a public space.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, so it's like, yeah, sure, that's legally allowed, but
also it just means that you might be walking amongst
a society where you are getting filmed constantly.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
So I met a security guard and he had them,
and I was like, that is the most genius thing
for you, So you can protect yourself if something goes down,
you have the video footage, and then I met a
creeper that had.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Him, and I was right, I know exactly what you're.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Doing thereon lies the issue.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, Like not to say that there aren't good uses
for it, but you know what freaks me out is
the combination of having glasses that can record anyone anywhere,
anytime and deep fake AI, which means you can take
that video and make whatever you want from that video
footage from before.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, but somebody could take footage of you on TikTok
and make a video of it. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
But what do you what would you even care to
use these for just recording like you would normost what
I don't like. I wouldn't notice there was a camera
and I would be free flowing with my thoughts and
I would not even think about it.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, Watson uh had a whole lawsuit because people were
making deep fake AI porn of art like as Hermione Granger.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Okay, okay, back.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Off, all right, Yeah you didn't do u HR training
found it. They didn't scrub that very hard. I'm gonna
scrub they scrubbed it real hard.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I find Yeah, I mean, ultimately This is how they
are getting us currently is by letting people just have
glasses that can record anyone anywhere, anytime, and you don't
really get any rights to that video footage even though
you were in it. And then next thing you know,
there's a fake video of you claiming all of these things.
(41:02):
Then your employer calls you when they say, hey, saw
a video of you claiming all these things, and then
they lose their job, and then they're on the streets,
and then the robots win because they take those jobs
because that's why the employer had the automation made in
the first place.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Then they wouldn't have all of.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Its really harm.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
This news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. Follow us
on social media at morning mash Bit and remember we
got a podcast, this show every day on demand, no commercials,
no music. You can just listen to us US Idiots
for straight hour if you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I don't know why they want to, but they do.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
They do. A podcast has good numbers on it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What it's a day?
Speaker 11 (41:47):
It is?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
What day? Don't know?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
What day is? Is that day?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Let's go If only there were a song two remind
us it's.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Rock ninety five five thirsty. I don't look at that.
But we're not at it up?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Are we were? Last week?
Speaker 7 (41:58):
The best way to enjoyed their still corrections. I want
to tell you one way thing, pendy, God, what you
barner to drink?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What are you ordering to drink today?
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Uncle nears?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, yeah, you do like your uncle.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Just straight whiskey, baby, it is solid choice.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Although we did those whiskey shots last week at thirst
today live Hasty too.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That almost put me in the ground. How about your Mikey.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Hazy beer?
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
You still like your hazy ip I do love them,
and I still like my old style.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
God, damn it, are you?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I like october fests. I don't find a lot of
the october Fest listen. I like hazy beers. If it's
not hazy, if it's filtered, I don't want it. And
most Octoberfest beers aren't filtered.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Okay, so it's very very hot about it. It's a
weird thing.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
But yeah, I don't love a filtered beer because it's like,
just show me what your lips actually look like. You know,
they don't look like that filter photo filter filterers don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Take days, don't.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
We're not out of a bar.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
I just like a filter, like a phone filtered, like
when you have a filter on your photos, and it
makes the lips always bigger than they actually are.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I just like the eyes. Explain it and then she
down on it to be fair.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Listening, Get in your car.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
It makes my life.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
She's a home run hitter. She just doesn't hit home
runs every time, but most of the time.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I hit a home run with your mom last night.
Sometimes it's a skyball that's foul, and you know it
just shanks.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Left a little bit.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Shanks left is amazing. Yeah, what a shank?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Harder to drink.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on the morning,
marsh pit, and this is my favorite time of day.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
We get to hear from you. It's text all.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Person.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Eight four four five ninety five fifty is the text number.
Let's go to the seven one nine here. Hey, I
just want to send you guys a text. I couldn't
get through on the phone line. Was busy, a little popular.
Just enjoying your silliness this morning. It helps me have
a great day.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Rock on that. I swear to I swear that text
makes my whole day. That's why I'm here. I swear
to Santa. I swear to Santa, not Clark. I swear
to Clark too. Yeah yeah, wait, what.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I think you should have to swear to Clark from
the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
I like Clark Griswold, swear on.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Something that matters to you. From the four to one four, Hi,
I'm texting for Black Keys tickets. Well, we said to
call today and they're already given away, but we have
more tomorrow. From the six to three to oh, you
can take a vacation for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, Okay, we were talking earlier on the Morning marsh
Pit about how mud Vane is charging three thousand dollars
for this like VIP experience, except you.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Get general admissions tickets and then you get.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
To hang out with like the front man while he's
getting his makeup done, so they're not really hanging out
with a group of people.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
I'm sure. Yeah, you'd be standing in the back of
the room, like I paid three thousand dollars for this. Yeah,
and you get some like cool party favors or whatever.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, go to Mexico for three thousand dollars. You can
go to Mexico for less than that time. You can
go to Zanza Bar for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah yeah, let's see here, final one here from the
eight one five. I wouldn't pay three bucks for that
mud Vein VIP.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I work hard to earn three grand, and certainly I'm
not donating a donating it to them for the crap
they're given.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I don't see it again eight four four ninety five
fifty if you get it, if you're like yep, I
would spend that three k on mud Vein because all
of us here and including our text line, don't understand.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
But clearly it's for someone.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Or maybe what band would you spend that on? Yeah, yeah,
I guess I have three thousand. If it was a
little better, i'd do Pearl Jam.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Of course, but yeah, Meco Park. But still I got
to have three thousand dollars to spend on some sort
of stupid experience. And again for general admissions tickets.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Guys, guys, we just gotta be friends with Sophie Rain.
She can cough that up real easy. That's like three
minutes for her and a day.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Can't cough up anything.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
She's Christian.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I can connect you guys, virgin if you want. I
know her well to coffee, you know her. Yeah, she
chats with me all the time on Only Fans.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
How much you pay for that? Oh it's like seven
ninety nine a month and you just you just message.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
She messages you right now.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
You can't spend it on mud.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
I'm sure it's a real person.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
He gets his mud, dame.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Oh wow, Oh.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You can always text us eight four four nine five
five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
That's eight four four five ninety five twenty one. I
got fully God, it is the Morning mash Bit and
we're still commercial free.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Many is to between Stone Temple Pilots and Radiohead nineteen
ninety two, Big year for creeps in the morning, Big
morning for creeps. We are the creeps on the Morning
mash Bit on Rock and ninety five to five. And
we have been creepy today. Yeah, shout out Sophie Rain.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
I don't know it creepy. Yeah, I've been talking to
her on our Only Fans all morning. You message her,
she messages you right back. Yeah, we're friends.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
And now I'm sure it is her. Yep, no, forty
two million. She's absolutely responding to you in first person.
We're friends, Parris. Remember that this is Michael that we're
talking to. And if it's a bot, that's not going
to be off putting.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
What's a bot? What are guys talking about? You know
what a bot is?
Speaker 4 (47:35):
The power of our lovely iHeartRadio app. You can leave
us messages and we have two fancy ones. But if
you want to leave us message on a message in
the future, hit the red microphone button and you can
send us a voice memo.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I told Sophie to send one, so we'll see if
see if it comes through.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
How much did that cost you?
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Okay? And it might not happen. This is free.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
You can send us messages for free and we'll respond
for free. We are better than only fans. It depends
on what you're looking for exactly exactly. Oh boy, I'll
put it to on the internet today.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I need to instagram.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Kick out to the market.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
What I'm saying is you better subscribe this one. That
one has none right, okay, all right, here's our first
talk back. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Bear's opponents will be playing on that same crappy field,
so don't worry.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
It'll still be all fair.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
And like you said, maybe the Bears.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Just need to be better.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
We were talking about the five concerts a Soldier Field
this weekend and what the state of the grass will
be when the Bears actually get to play in a
week or so.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
And yeah, they do. Both have to play on it
is not good for either team. They all the teams
still have to play the rest of the season. So
if you break an ankle on a crappy field, you're done. Yeah,
and you can't really fix that grass midseason. I've seen
them do it and it is not.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
And it's winter, and my god, the Bears are just
so close to greatness that the grass is gonna be
the deciding factor so many of those games.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
We need this, We need football seasons.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
It is football season. We have college football this weekend.
Michael Well, college smollige. Okay, that's what I say.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
That's why I dropped out College smile. We got we
got another top.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
I'm not touching you.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
You got your ears on.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
This is Mike trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
I wanted to call in for funder the head, but
your number eight four.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
And got the back up line eight.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I like farm sound.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
I want to check that out.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
There was a happy Thursday over and out.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
See.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Here's the thing, my good man, Oh my god, his
name also Michael. Thank you for completing the quad.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, he got the number right twice. Michael. Can you
give him the number so he doesn't mess up in
the future. I can good try, sir. It's eight four four.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Literally, nothing makes us happier than when you, dear listener,
get in on the bits with us.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
It's our favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
In a way, it's absolutely glorious. Walt is on next,
but tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (50:42):
It's tomorrow a holiday, let's go.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
It was well, but it's my chemical romance day for
us before.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
We get there. Oh my gosh, isn't there's something else
happening tomorrow to the change? I can't. Michael just stuck
a whole nerve part.
Speaker 9 (50:59):
Me.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Do you have it marked that that's the one? Can
you just put it next to your butthole microphone?
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I've been smoking it like a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Please don't.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Okay, he stuck it so far up his nose. You
are trying to tickle your brains. You put it in your.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
There's nothing in there for him to tickle Mariss. Let's
seem so real I lost you up there anyway, Let's
try to it.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Let's cut to the chase, because tomorrow is free chase
A right.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Wait what
If if I come around, I make no promises on
the morning Mash.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
But on that front, good morning. My name is Maria
Palmer Marriss.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You don't think Billy Joel knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
He does, I don't. We don't speak for me.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
We know doing our best over here.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sure he will absolutely come around. It's still out
for me. How you're feeling, Bud.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're almost to a holiday weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And it is a holiday weekend because my chemical romance
is in town and yeah, yeah, Labor Day whatever, my
chemical romances in town.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
That yeah, actually it kicks out tonight with Oasis. Oh yeah,
I heard cares. I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Okay, I'm actually going. No, I'm very I'm very upset
about it. Oh my god, give me a weapon.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
I got nothing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Here's the thing. I have a sword on your chest neck.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I like a couple Oasis songs, But those sticks are
four hundred dollars apiece?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's why I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, I just feel like people go to Oasis.
We went to see Oasis, No because they were so cool.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
They go because that's how like.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So when Oasis started really coming up as a band.
One of the criticisms that they got is that they
were not matching the magic of their live show in
the studio. And you know, eventually they worked past that
and clearly did. But like their live shows are incredible.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh really yeah, yeah, I didn't know. I didn't. I
didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's not like a Taylor Swift full production I saw.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Look boring to me.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
If you're not gonna have that full production in your
live show, is excelsi or like that?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
That speaks value exactly. I mean, like, I'm just jealous.
I'm not going to be honest, you should be jealous.
I would like to see it just because of the hype.
But I'm sure as hell not paying four hundred dollars
to see Wonderwall currently looking back in anger.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, let me fix it for you. The next day,
Friday night, Soldier Field, Gerard Way. Thank god, the Black
Parade rolls into town. She's smiling like she just won
a million.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Dollars in the same location and in the most man
way possible. I love that all these shows are coming
through Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm terrified the condition of the grass.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, that is going to be when the Bears they
got to be for week one and yes, yes, one
hundred literally one hundred and yes, because the Bears at
Soldier Field already have a terrible grass situation.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You cover up for five concerts. Yeah, that's what's them
back at Soldier Field.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
They can't like slide the grass underneath the stands and
then have a floor underneath.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh you think we have the technology. I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They consider smoking the grass.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
That would probably be much better.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, because like in previous years they would do like
a high school game, they do a college game and
a few concerts and.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
The grass is just ruined.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
And then now we've got five concerts in it's like
the breatheable little mesh stuff that they put on top
of it so you can sit on it, but you're
not like able to pull up the grass.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
But like five days, the mesh is still on there
for five days. No sunshine, No, it's just gonna.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Be talking about I lost you.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's Sunday and Monday. System of a down evenge sevenfold.
Oh yeah, I mean what a weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We're not going to sleep hover.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Speaking of system of it down and fun to the
head today, Yes, this is not day two. Tickets for
you falling in reversing black keys gonna pop up randomly
in the show, along with six flags too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So I'm sorry. What day is it?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Did wait forget? We forget? What day is it? What
day is it?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Ninety five five Thursday that day.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But we're not auted up we were last week.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
The best way to enjoined theirst direction, Please listening, I'm
gonna tell you one way, thank goding on what you
garner A drink?
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I buried Thursday to talk about grass.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Listen, I like my their stays supplemented with a little
bit of grass. We'd like to jumping, we'd like to
drink a little juthing.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We like to get our weekends started early on the morning,
marsh bit, and we'd like to give you your weather.
Speaker 9 (04:14):
Next and now w c HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's a weather like today.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm wet. I'm so good.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I'm swashing around stop no no, ed, absolutely not alright?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Alright wet early, dry, later, partly cloudy, partly cloudy this afternoon,
mild still low humidity, and I have seventy.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Five doesn't sound like a fun morning.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
But yeah, it's gross this morning, so that would be
a fun morning.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Grabbed a raincoat, all right, joke, all right, all right,
thanks for explaining it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Who does admissions on the.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Morning Because I'm not married, I don't get late.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I just.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and can lose my virginity again.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I have a particular method that has worked for me
for years. Yeah, yep, how's that going?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Not good?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Great?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
No Michael's out there. No, no Michael juniors, not that
I know of. I always the method.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Is that he has a vagina.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm on social media enough.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I would have heard by now if there was a
kid out there, not the vagina park all.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Of you to assume that anyone want to claim you
as the father of their child.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Four four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
If you think Michael Mason is your father, please give.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Us a call.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Right, so much money on the morning marsh Pit the Spring,
the big concert.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I was looking forward to that lightning ruined and they
still played. Yeah you guys went home. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I was at a concert that night too. I saw
like three songs before they shut her down.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, it would have been wild to sit in a
three hour delay and then stay up till midnight?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Is there any artist you would stay? I stayed a
three hour delay for Oh yeah, okay, I stayed for
Snoop dogg Ones, but he was just late. Oh dude,
it was like two and a half hours. They finally
came out. He played gin and Juice, and I just
was like, all right, I gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
He snucks a lot of week, That's all right, come
on smoking up stage.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Snoop True also passed, but yeah, we all want to
hang out. I got good news and I got bad news.
The bad news is maybe love isn't real after all.
And the good news is I was right. Yeah, I
love when that happens. Okay, So, remember a couple of
weeks ago we were talking about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
No, don't tell me Liam Neeson's Liam. This is a
Liam Neeson's movie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Maason and Pamela Anderson and how they met on the
set of the Naked Gun reboot and yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
They're just so into each other. And I had said,
I had said, I'm gonna make it about me that. Yeah,
it kind of seems like they're acting, though I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I went to acting school and there's a we call
it the second semester Love Touch.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Wow, you get sued for that, Michael.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Watch, I'm gonna bring my microphone over. I'm going to
come to your microphone. We'll just do this right here,
all right, So the second semester.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
When you're trying to show affection or comfort someone and
you just go there there, you know, like you would
never do in real life. Actually, but you're trying to,
like fane the affection. Yeah, yeah, which they're obviously better
actors than that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That was disappointing more than that, Oh yeah, well the
different kind of love touch my.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Guy, thank you, thank you for watching.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But there's just some stuff where I was like, that's acting.
I can tell that that is acting because that's like
an acting move that you would pull on stage or
on screen.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And now it's come out that it was allegedly a
fake romance for p R, which I called.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I called it. That's what Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper
did too.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But would we have even talked about it if they
didn't do that? Though? I don't think so. What do
you mean the movie talked about it?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Because I'm such a big fan of the Originals, but
like would the Greater No, probably.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Naked Gun Pamela Anderson and Lee Liam Niess. Yes, we
are talking about this movie in general. But I also
I don't know if this is a hot take. I
think they just might have hooked up and been like, hey,
you know what, this might be a good angle for
us to just kind of like get some publicity for
ten seconds and then disappear.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's a clever way to break up. Were kidding the movie.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It was nice though, to see some very I mean,
there is still an age gap between Leam Neeson and
Pamela Anderson, but it was what how much liked.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
And as you're older, what I think it's I think
it's less of a big deal if you're like sixty
forty five or something, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, than twenty correct, you know.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
As far as I'm an anything over sixty Jesus.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, Liam Neeson is seventy three and Pamela Anderson is
fifty eight.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Damn Liam whatever, it was good for seventy.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Three, Yeah, it kills for that, and dude, there is
it was nice to see that instead of like a
Leo DiCaprio kind of situation.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But he's consistent.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Love them both, by the way, love them both.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, Liam Needson's is amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Pam Anderson, I mean, Frankly trained me on a lot
of things as I was growing up.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, wasn't she Playmate of the Year fifteen times or something?
Beautiful woman? She is?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I really like her. I think we're in the Pamela
Anderson renaissance that I'm here for.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It were run came from FA.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Leard alert it's time to dark out.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Your work's out.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh, I definitely out. Now you know this song?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And no, it's not Batman movie news, it's Batman car news.
While not the actual batmobile. A company called Mahindra had
ave six exclusive Batman edition car.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's cool. Demand was so.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
High they only planned on making or selling three hundred units,
increased that to nine hundred and ninety nine units and
sold out in one hundred and thirty five seconds. It's
two minutes and fifteen seconds. Damn thirty thousand dollars car.
It's an electric suv and if I had known and
had the money, I probably would have been in line
for this one.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's very cool. It does look cool.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I love that it's an electric s u V. If
it didn't have the Batman things on it, that would.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Be a Mom car.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
It's actually kind of a cool look the Batman stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm going to explain it.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
It looks like a sporty s u V sort of
with a like the body kit around it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It just gets Batman's Mom car. It's a crossover, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, so it's not like a full suv, right, sort
of a hatchback suv so to speak in a little
shorter So, Matt Black.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm going to make a morning mosh pit mini van.
Please wheels like it's not a Mom car.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
That's that sounds creepy and dangerous. Please use a sold aerostar.
The thing about it that makes it Batman it has
Batman decals. There's a Batman light when you open the door,
which is actually really cool. It's like a bat signal
coming out at the bottom of your door. And it's
a special edition car. So if you keep it a
good shape, it could stand to have some value in
(12:02):
the future. I just think this is a really good idea,
And be damned to the nerds, we're gonna be spending
money on exclusive cars now, so that's like hear me
out Ninja Turtle Van.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yes, make it happy.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Beetle U needledeedle beetle.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
God, damn it, there is I set myself up for
that way you did. You can't just say that anymore
right into it. You could do a princess bride.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I didn't have bride.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
What would it look like and be a car?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It'd be trying really hard but not getting anywhere. Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Black Sabbath with Tony Stark on Rock in ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Mikey, my boy, thank you, Mikey, take it away.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Time for some rock news.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I love rocks.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I love rock and roll. Yeah, I love skipping rocks.
Skip a rock on a lake. Yes, that's fun all right?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Amy Lee.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Amy Lee from Eminescence, Poppy and Courtney LaPlante from spirit Box.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yes, I believe we could have a song coming maybe
something else from them. Here's what happened yesterday.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
The three artists posted the same striking all black photo
on their individual social media platforms without any captions or explanations.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Which has sent the Internet a blame me too. Yeah,
it could be cool.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Cool little collab there, and Poppy and Courtney have actually
collaborated with baby Metal on on separate songs.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Maris which one is the first one? Is this from
You to Me? Okay?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
So this is baby Metal featuring Poppy From Me to You?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's some. That's some rock and roll there. That is
did you have Mike? Did you have a Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
So this one would be with Courtney and baby Metal
called My Queen, just some nice calming morning.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
That one's too heavy.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
The other one had a little bit better would be,
but it'd be fun to see these see all them
get together and then Amy Lee's voices.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I just saw some blue bodies.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Voice here is going to be gorgeous on whatever they
put together.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, very cool, So keep it here. Well, we'll let
you know updates on that as we. I wonder whose
band's gonna lead that though? Yeah? Will it be a
spirit box song? Are a poppy song?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't think it's going to be Essence though I
would like it to be. In they're probably the bigger,
biggest of.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The band skrate boxes.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You got to do it, yeah, I think just sonically speaking,
because that's not gonna match in with any of Evans
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I couldn't understand where they were taking anyway.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
This is kind of not for you exactly, by the way,
bad ass ladies, dude, It's really cool, like.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Damn baby Metal. I love that they are becoming bigger
in the US. I love what they stand for. I
love that they're rock chicks that are not trying to
necessarily play up the hotness, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
They just are hot, But like the Japanese Suits of Armor,
it's so cool. That's I'm sorry. The Vetter Cup is
going down. Oh, this is interesting.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
So the Seattle Mariners and the San Diego Padres play
each other throughout the season three game series, right, yeah,
one of the series in San Diego, one of the
series in Seattle is now called the Vetter Cup. What
it is is the victorious team takes home a one
of a kind of guitar trophy custom made by or
not made but designed by Eddie Vedder. It's a nineteen
sixty three Fender Stratocaster, and like the Stanley Cup, it
(16:03):
has room on the guitar to etch the that year's
winner in.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
There like that.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah, and then it rotates off, so you'll have like
ten of them on there. But they get to eleven
and the bottom one comes off, and.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Then they do it. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It fun.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
It just adds to it a little bit. All raising
money for Eddie Vedder's charity. It's called the EBE Research Partnership,
and I don't know how to say the word, but
it's like the cleft lip thing that some kids have
where their top lip is kind of messed up. So
he pays for these these children to go and get
fixed and taken care of.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And it's very sweet. So it's nice.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
The Better Cup going on out in Seattle.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Love that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, And gravel versus rocks? Which is better for your
garden and yard paths? I do have that answer for
email on Rock ninety five to five. Both have pros
and cons and it depends on your landscaping and how.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Much up peep you want to do?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah, whatever, Rock news. That all the rock news you need.
Rock nine five to five, Rock nine five five.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Well for being on holiday, they don't sound very relax.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I can't wait for holiday this weekend. Oh yeah, three
day weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's going to be so nice, especially because I'm going
to need two full days to recover from my chemical romance.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Anyway, boys, what are we doing?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Sports?
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
My favorite?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah? Hey, Michael I don't want to hear it. I
need a favorite.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
What. Look, we're gonna do sports. I need you to
come in with the emphatic energy like they just won
three games. When when the Cubs lose, we can tell
in you sports, Okay, I need you to just be present.
This is this is a garbage you you ride just
roller coaster. We've lost twelve to three to the San
(17:51):
Francisco Giants. Hey, I thought they were back.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
All right, this sucks. Although good news, good news. You
can't be too mad about this. The Brewers also lost yesterday. Yeah,
so we stay in this situation. We're out.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
That's bad news because you probably should have won in
that situation. I know we got brown, we should have
and we got smoked. The socks got smoked too, So
this is a bad tale all around.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That is smelly.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, Nico Horner delivered the solo three run home run,
the only scoring the Cubs did in the game. And yes,
the Chicago White Sox played yesterday. Kansas City beat them
twelve to one. Yeah, Andrew bin and Tendie hit the
only home run for the Sox yesterday, his fifteenth home run.
And also, we're all worried about the grass at Soldier
(18:39):
Field after five concerts all weekend long, people walking on it.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
No, it's not even that. It's like it's covered, yeah,
but still is covered, right, it's pushed down that let's
not get sunlight.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Not getting its proper manicure before the Bears get there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I think could probably just be a better team though,
be able to overcome the grass.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
You know, Actually it gets brutal because I'm sure that
it does well. Could be injuries.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, in the same way that waking up at two
am every morning makes it hard to do a morning show,
and yet here we are.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
You slapped that really hard for me, Thank you. Wow. Yeah,
that's good. That's a really hard slap.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I didn't want to hit it because I was going
to break the bell.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I gotcha. Sorry. So yeah, kind of a down day
in a sports yesterday. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I'm so sorry for your guys' pain.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Hockey's coming too, but there's not a lot going on
there either. I love some hockey.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
You know, what's going to make everybody feel better?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Like this sports report? Oh boy, bad news. Bears is
next guy, and it will it will.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's a positive spin. So that'll make you feel good.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Not today, No, No, the corporate shills set the corporate
shill set it. As long as I put a positive
spin on the headlines, everyone will be happy and nothing
will hurt right right, I will see right.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It is a Smashing Pumpkins song.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
This day?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
What what?
Speaker 12 (20:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Was it a day?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
What are you good?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Drink it up?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, yeah, he's just excited because he knows the day.
What is the day?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
It's Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's Thursday, Thursday in the soul?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
We're not added up?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Are you word? Last week?
Speaker 7 (20:27):
The best way we joined thirst direction listing.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I gotta tell you one we think depending on what
you give me one more mikey On.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, you said there wasn't enough energy before, so I
meant it and that was great.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Thank you give me one mars on the app. I know,
I like meris is the low side and I can
harmonize that.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Can you at least put some more energy and keep
it low?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
But like, can you give me a change my tone too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
You can fix the tone.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah. The a.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
That was a worst thing you.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You were more?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Today is in fact red wine day?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
It's red red wine? What kind of red wine?
Speaker 8 (21:11):
You like.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
You do.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I do like a malbc that.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You know, I'm not the biggest red wine person because
of all the tannins in it, and that makes it
real bitter and you dry.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You can get rid of the tannons. There's these little
stirs that you can get because I do the same thing.
The tann is give me headaches. Yeah, so you put
them in your stirred around it gets rid of the tannons.
And then my pen on the walls.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh there it is.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I said, please be kind. They're saying red red wine. Yeah, no,
I know you're not.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Please be you know they're going please be caud I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I didn't realize they were saying red red line hed lyrics.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
They're also an English reggae band, which I think is
hilarious in general.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Wait, no, hold on, hey bro bro d wine, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Liam? Sorry, when you said English reggae band, I was like,
do they look like it? Yes, they look like an
English reae.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Ban absolutely and English actively.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Two black guys in correctly, they are tracks. Now they're
black people in Europe.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
In London.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Bad news about how they got.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Their Now I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
That can't be here. Right now. It was like they
woke up and they did social studies this week for
the first time ever, learned a whole bunch of history.
Not tough in schools.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I did make own research. So you know it's right,
easily measured like the red red.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Wines that will be consuming today for Rock ninety five
five thirst today.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Thank you English reggae man, you b forty for your legacy.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Please be kind. Oh my god, it's a miss. Can
we fix this?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
There we go. Yeah, much better.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Feminist anthem from Moti women Women women.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Now here's a bit only blog.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Shut We're talking about how that song probably came together.
It's like you know you should do should go back
in the other room, give.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Me a shoutow eight four four.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Ninety five fifty. It's time for on to the head.
We want you to go to see system of a
down even sevenfold and Polyfia, Polifia, Polifia that P word. Monday,
September one, Your Labor Day is gonna be great at
Soldier Field. But you gotta play fun to the head
with us first. It's a trivia game where you answer questions,
(24:18):
you take us hostage, and we get shot with nerf
darts eight four four fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You headed Maria, but you didn't give yourself one. I
picked mine up and blocked that bullet with my own gun. Okay,
John Wick and now Fun to the Head on brock, Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Michael? Yes, Michael,
(24:46):
let's go.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Not only do we have a quad m situation in
the morning mosh pit, but we have a double dose
of Michael.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Nice all and you're from in John and love it all. Well, Michael,
welcome to Fun to the Head.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
This is a fun trivia game where you answer questions,
take one of us hostage. We can provide you a
save if we know the answer, and we get shot
with nerve darts. And the big decision you have to
make before we start questions is who do you want
to take hostage?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Myself, Michael or Maria.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
I think I'm gonna have to go with you, Ma,
because I feel like nobody ever picked you.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
By Mikey, would you like to read the questions?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I would I would like you to do it.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Okay, all right, conspiring twins over here.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
It's got to clear my throat.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I love a mycycle. Hop on your motor mic, All.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Right, here we go. Number one.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What cartoon character lives in a pineapple?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Let's absorbent and yellow and boris is he?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Oh that's how it goes. I only the first part. Okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
What cocktail is traditionally made with rum, lime, juice and sugar.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
I guess I don't really drink cocktail too well, a
man who.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Loves cocktails, it's a day. Yeah, you gotta save. Do
you like cocktails? I don't like the way you guys
are saying cocktail?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Right?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh wait, excuse me, I'm gonna clear out.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
All right.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Number three?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Okay, what early two thousand's social media site let users
post bulletins and set custom music on their profile pages.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
My man, we have a no I need to shit, Marius.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You don't know. No, Michael did an amazing job. We
got through this three.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Good time, Michael.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
He's got to take us to see system of down
of ben sevenfold And thanks guys, Pelifia, thank you. Oh wait, Pelifia, Nope,
what Collyfia?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I just wanted to shoot you.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh wait, now I'm confused. All right, Michael, you're going
to the show.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Hope if you don't have plans on Monday, because you'll
be at Soldier Field watching all three of these amazing
bands with Michael.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I do want to know who you're gonna take with you.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
I'm gonna take my wife with me.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
There you go, shout your wife out real quick there, Melanie.
Speaker 12 (27:47):
And actually our anniversary married for six years?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
What are you doing for your anniversary?
Speaker 12 (27:57):
I shut off with some you know flag this morning.
She actually worked with nice little handwritten though.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Okay, yeah, it's gonna Saint Maria. They're going to a
concert on Monday. Oh yeah you are okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
a concert on Monday. What's on that?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Because I'm starting to get I'll tell you what's on
the Monday.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Michael. Are you going to John for Desserve? You welcome, Michael,
You're all set and you're good to go on Monday.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
For everyone else, go get your tickets to ticketmaster dot
com and hey live Nation five shows one weekend, all
his Soldier Field.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
We'retired, but yes we are like that. Yeah, we got
your neck. Now here's five or so things with Maris.
Why does he always drop his bands?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Joe?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
This part of the show, I find a discomforting.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Do my five things excite you good? I love you things.
That's one of my favorite things we do. I get
to learn what's going on, all the things I need
to know for the day.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Seventy two percent of Americans don't care about the engagement
of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift. Alvo Travis Kelcey saw
a spike in Jersey sales two hundred Spike fanatics.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
I saw the actually Kansas City Chiefs put in their
store a number eighty seven Jersey.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That so Swift on the back.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
It's great mark.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
So I'm like, I better change his last name.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I want Travis Swift.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Taylor Swift also saw a forty percent spike in her
streams this week, So all good for them because nobody cares. Apparently,
not a soul kidding, not a soul. A man stealing
a car taels the cops wait, wait, let me get
a smoke. They chasing him while he after he stole
(30:05):
a car, got a flat tire, and they did pull
a pit maneuver on him. After they got to the car,
he very blatantly looked at him and said, hey, I'll
get out. After I finished, my smoke began to light up,
and as that was happening, they were breaking down the
window and Pepper bawling him.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Oh my god, Oh, don't be light and fire around
those things. Just get out of the car. You failed already.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Only fans model Sophie Rain is her only fans model
and go going Sophie Rain.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
She models fans exclusively.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeh to the tune of eighty two million within the
last year.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Stop going around the internet bragging that she made about
as much money as Lebron James did last year.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Oh, I can see why Rain says she's a Christian
and still a virgin. Is she's the one that doesn't
actually get fully naked. I think, like that's one of
the things about her face. This is what I'm thinking of,
is that she's like the head of that household, that
whorehouse that they have it in Florida.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's what I meant. Don't act like you did know
it was a bop, But I think she kind of
runs that.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
And then if I remember, she never gets fully naked
and she's making eighty seven million, eighty's working.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
She's almost if I learned anything from all my years
amongst Christianity, modest is hottest.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
True, So here's here's modest, not an ounce of modesty.
Only have a turtle neck account.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
And this is on Instagram and I can see Ariola,
So I don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, but it's artistic. It's artistic Ariola. Artistic areal different
from normal area.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
I've become an artist all of a sudden, I'm gonna
start painting. Yeah, artistic are like one of your French.
I will bet you don't want to see that on
to be painted, although Maris is a French.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Namely, I'm just going to skip to number five.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Six Flags tickets.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You want to go to six Flags this year, we
got you eight four four ninety five fifty and qualifying.
We'll be wrapping up soon for you to get that
twenty twenty six season pass, which is also a gold pass.
The Gold pass is something I absolutely want access to.
Forty plus parks with the name six Flags in front
of it, two hundred and eighty coasters, nine hundred and
(32:16):
seventy water slides. Somebody's got to do it all, and
I want that to be you. Eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty Michael, I got it wrong again.
I'm so sorry. Can you do it?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What are we doing? I was looking at Sophie Rain
over time, let's see her five nine nine, ninety five
fifty Okay, what you gotta throw at eight four four here? Okay,
beat beep, beep yep, ninety five to fifty. Thanks, very good,
thank you. Stop looking at Sophie Rap. Now here's a
(32:46):
bit only plug, the double plug. Hey, Michael, do you
need a plug for that only fans you're about to start?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I'm not Oh yeah, I was looking at Sophie Rain
like doesn't get naked, she just has like bikini and lingerie.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
She made eighty two million in eighteen months.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
You're gonna do that?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Well?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I was thinking of plastic surgery endorsement. I slapped some
you nose on me and get a little face lift
and I'll just start to grow my hair out and
I'll have an only fans. Eighty two million eighteen months
can't be that hard, right, Good for you?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You buried the plug here? Eight yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Lost? Actually, very my god, Jesus, all the doctors buried.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
Out.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
It's time to give away black.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh yeah, don't say it in that voice.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
After no flowers to it.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Oh God Baked Pavilion and Northerly Island next week on
a Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Maybe get him fifty.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
We want you to go and the guitar guy himself.
And like I said, this Blackie's album is five. It's
really good, says she's on a porn hub eight four four.
Oh well it's not her ninety five.
Speaker 11 (34:08):
Fifty yes, you the seconding the mics.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I thought I could go before the mics came on.
All right, no no losers here on Rock ninety five
to five. Nina from burr Ridge got the six Flags
tickets and our man John from Lancing is going to
see the Black Keys and Gary Clark Junior.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
And we still have falling in Reverse tickets to give
away a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
I have something that I'm gonna propose to you guys,
and you tell me if it's a win. Okay, No,
I'm not saying yes to any proposal you have. Mud
Vein has a VIP experience, Okay, three thousand dollars, now
you would expect for three thousand dollars and mud Vein,
frankly you should probably be leading the band.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
You know, kidding, you're what you get two general admission tickets.
I'm immediately out.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'm paying three K and you're giving me general admission tickets.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Get out.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
There's more stuff here.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
But maybe I'm thinking maybe at that show because they're
not playing arenas, Like maybe at that show they don't
have a VIP area or something.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Putage all right, here you go too. I'm gonna save
the best for last. So yeah, two general mission tickets.
You get early entry to the show. Photo of you
and the lead singer Gary signed eight by ten photo
I'm sorry Gray signed ay by ten photo of Gray
sign set list a mud vein necklace, like you know
that's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Crap, right, I mean, it's not gonna be a silver
right sterling.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
And you get a prosthetic bullet hole similar to what
appears on Gray's head while he's on stage. He has
all the makeup on, and then the one thing that's
the coolest I think doesn't set off the three thousand
dollars enough. You get a one hour I'm sure this
isn't you, and just Gray, this is you, and a
big group of people hang out with him while he's
getting his makeup done before the show.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Not Pori's finest putting the garbage VIP session.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Together x man. But yeah, this is not good.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
I would want like obviously the autographs there can't buy.
Thats just cool, I mean if it was, Yeah, that's
kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
It's giving Jeene Simmons charging fans to be a roadie,
you know.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Bands aren't making enough money? Yeah, somehow, And a prosthetic
bullet hole that you can put on your head, like
who cares. It's Halloween, go to spirit in the Year
of Our Lord twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Bands need to get very creative to provide VIP exclusive experiences.
If I'm spending three thousand dollars, I want something that
I'm only going to get when you come to.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Chicago three thousand dollars, you'd better be No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
For three thousand dollars, I'm not doing anything with mud Vein, Like,
I'm spending that money elsewhere.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
A Jet Blue Holiday, Jet Holiday, Yeah, is it Impuia
because that would really top this all off. I don't know,
Gray says on Instagram. Now this isn't a quick grip
and grin, take your signed.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Photo and go.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
This is a full blown one hour hang session with me.
During my makeup ritual.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
The part that yeah, that's the part. That's the part.
There is something else I'm putting up with you guys
in the room.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
But it's a full blown hangout session.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Sure, I'm not going to be able to talk for
thirty minutes. You can talk at me and I'll not
give you a thumbs up or down.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
H yeah cool man.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, but you can watch me get my makeup done. No,
like spend time with me.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's just weird and I have we have to empathize
with artists because like making money and music is even
weirder than these days with streaming.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Because you're not making anything anywhere.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
But like not if somebody wants to do it, good
on them. You know'll fine.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
But yeah, I think about it as far as Pearl Jam,
that's my favorite band. I wouldn't pay three thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
To do this.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
We need a dissenting opinion eight four four ninety five fifty.
If you know why this is worth the three k
vain tell us what we're missing. Yeah, what do you
have to say?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Maris you said something?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I'm sitting what you say. I don't mean to cut
you off.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
I just wanted to say, if they did a barbecue, like,
I'd be in Really, I'd be there for the barbecue
and not the makeup set.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, that seems like.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
A hang even then at three thousand dollars barb fog
raw or.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Whatever it is, let's go rock ninety five five Chicagos
rocked Station, Maria. What do you got.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I have a little bit of news from the front
of the Inevitable Human advises robot wall news.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
From the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Smart glasses are making a comeback, especially amongst younger adults,
and those are the ones that always have the cameras on.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Therein lies the issue a lot of privacy.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Concerns about the smart classes because they're just constantly filming
and people in public really don't get any consent into
the matter.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And technically it's a public space.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, so it's like, yeah, sure, that's legally allowed, but
also it just means that you might be walking amongst
a society where you are getting filmed constantly.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
So I met a security guard and he had them,
and I was like, that is the most genius thing
for you, So you can protect yourself if something goes down,
you have the video footage, and then I met a
creeper that had.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Him, and I was right, I know exactly what you're.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Doing thereon lies the issue.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, Like not to say that there aren't good uses
for it, but you know what freaks me out is
the combination of having glasses that can record anyone anywhere,
anytime and deep fake AI, which means you can take
that video and make whatever you want from that video
footage from before.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, but somebody could take footage of you on TikTok
and make a video of it. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
But what do you what would you even care to
use these for just recording like you would normost what
I don't like. I wouldn't notice there was a camera
and I would be free flowing with my thoughts and
I would not even think about it.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, Watson uh had a whole lawsuit because people were
making deep fake AI porn of art like as Hermione Granger.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Okay, okay, back.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Off, all right, Yeah you didn't do u HR training
found it. They didn't scrub that very hard. I'm gonna
scrub they scrubbed it real hard.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I find Yeah, I mean, ultimately This is how they
are getting us currently is by letting people just have
glasses that can record anyone anywhere, anytime, and you don't
really get any rights to that video footage even though
you were in it. And then next thing you know,
there's a fake video of you claiming all of these things.
(41:02):
Then your employer calls you when they say, hey, saw
a video of you claiming all these things, and then
they lose their job, and then they're on the streets,
and then the robots win because they take those jobs
because that's why the employer had the automation made in
the first place.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Then they wouldn't have all of.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Its really harm.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
This news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. Follow us
on social media at morning mash Bit and remember we
got a podcast, this show every day on demand, no commercials,
no music. You can just listen to us US Idiots
for straight hour if you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I don't know why they want to, but they do.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
They do. A podcast has good numbers on it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What it's a day?
Speaker 11 (41:47):
It is?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
What day? Don't know?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
What day is? Is that day?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Let's go If only there were a song two remind
us it's.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Rock ninety five five thirsty. I don't look at that.
But we're not at it up?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Are we were? Last week?
Speaker 7 (41:58):
The best way to enjoyed their still corrections. I want
to tell you one way thing, pendy, God, what you
barner to drink?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What are you ordering to drink today?
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Uncle nears?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, yeah, you do like your uncle.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Just straight whiskey, baby, it is solid choice.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Although we did those whiskey shots last week at thirst
today live Hasty too.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That almost put me in the ground. How about your Mikey.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Hazy beer?
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
You still like your hazy ip I do love them,
and I still like my old style.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
God, damn it, are you?
Speaker 5 (42:32):
I like october fests. I don't find a lot of
the october Fest listen. I like hazy beers. If it's
not hazy, if it's filtered, I don't want it. And
most Octoberfest beers aren't filtered.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Okay, so it's very very hot about it. It's a
weird thing.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
But yeah, I don't love a filtered beer because it's like,
just show me what your lips actually look like. You know,
they don't look like that filter photo filter filterers don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Take days, don't.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
We're not out of a bar.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
I just like a filter, like a phone filtered, like
when you have a filter on your photos, and it
makes the lips always bigger than they actually are.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I just like the eyes. Explain it and then she
down on it to be fair.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Listening, Get in your car.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
It makes my life.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
She's a home run hitter. She just doesn't hit home
runs every time, but most of the time.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I hit a home run with your mom last night.
Sometimes it's a skyball that's foul, and you know it
just shanks.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Left a little bit.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Shanks left is amazing. Yeah, what a shank?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Harder to drink.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free on the morning,
marsh pit, and this is my favorite time of day.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
We get to hear from you. It's text all.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Person.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Eight four four five ninety five fifty is the text number.
Let's go to the seven one nine here. Hey, I
just want to send you guys a text. I couldn't
get through on the phone line. Was busy, a little popular.
Just enjoying your silliness this morning. It helps me have
a great day.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Rock on that. I swear to I swear that text
makes my whole day. That's why I'm here. I swear
to Santa. I swear to Santa, not Clark. I swear
to Clark too. Yeah yeah, wait, what.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I think you should have to swear to Clark from
the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
What?
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
I like Clark Griswold, swear on.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Something that matters to you. From the four to one four, Hi,
I'm texting for Black Keys tickets. Well, we said to
call today and they're already given away, but we have
more tomorrow. From the six to three to oh, you
can take a vacation for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, Okay, we were talking earlier on the Morning marsh
Pit about how mud Vane is charging three thousand dollars
for this like VIP experience, except you.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Get general admissions tickets and then you get.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
To hang out with like the front man while he's
getting his makeup done, so they're not really hanging out
with a group of people.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
I'm sure. Yeah, you'd be standing in the back of
the room, like I paid three thousand dollars for this. Yeah,
and you get some like cool party favors or whatever.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah, go to Mexico for three thousand dollars. You can
go to Mexico for less than that time. You can
go to Zanza Bar for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah yeah, let's see here, final one here from the
eight one five. I wouldn't pay three bucks for that
mud Vein VIP.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I work hard to earn three grand, and certainly I'm
not donating a donating it to them for the crap
they're given.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I don't see it again eight four four ninety five
fifty if you get it, if you're like yep, I
would spend that three k on mud Vein because all
of us here and including our text line, don't understand.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
But clearly it's for someone.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Or maybe what band would you spend that on? Yeah, yeah,
I guess I have three thousand. If it was a
little better, i'd do Pearl Jam.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Of course, but yeah, Meco Park. But still I got
to have three thousand dollars to spend on some sort
of stupid experience. And again for general admissions tickets.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Guys, guys, we just gotta be friends with Sophie Rain.
She can cough that up real easy. That's like three
minutes for her and a day.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Can't cough up anything.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
She's Christian.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I can connect you guys, virgin if you want. I
know her well to coffee, you know her. Yeah, she
chats with me all the time on Only Fans.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
How much you pay for that? Oh it's like seven
ninety nine a month and you just you just message.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
She messages you right now.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
You can't spend it on mud.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
I'm sure it's a real person.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
He gets his mud, dame.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Oh wow, Oh.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You can always text us eight four four nine five
five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
That's eight four four five ninety five twenty one. I
got fully God, it is the Morning mash Bit and
we're still commercial free.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Many is to between Stone Temple Pilots and Radiohead nineteen
ninety two, Big year for creeps in the morning, Big
morning for creeps. We are the creeps on the Morning
mash Bit on Rock and ninety five to five. And
we have been creepy today. Yeah, shout out Sophie Rain.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
I don't know it creepy. Yeah, I've been talking to
her on our Only Fans all morning. You message her,
she messages you right back. Yeah, we're friends.
Speaker 4 (47:17):
And now I'm sure it is her. Yep, no, forty
two million. She's absolutely responding to you in first person.
We're friends, Parris. Remember that this is Michael that we're
talking to. And if it's a bot, that's not going
to be off putting.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
What's a bot? What are guys talking about? You know
what a bot is?
Speaker 4 (47:35):
The power of our lovely iHeartRadio app. You can leave
us messages and we have two fancy ones. But if
you want to leave us message on a message in
the future, hit the red microphone button and you can
send us a voice memo.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I told Sophie to send one, so we'll see if
see if it comes through.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
How much did that cost you?
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Okay? And it might not happen. This is free.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
You can send us messages for free and we'll respond
for free. We are better than only fans. It depends
on what you're looking for exactly exactly. Oh boy, I'll
put it to on the internet today.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I need to instagram.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Kick out to the market.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
What I'm saying is you better subscribe this one. That
one has none right, okay, all right, here's our first
talk back. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
Bear's opponents will be playing on that same crappy field,
so don't worry.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
It'll still be all fair.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
And like you said, maybe the Bears.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Just need to be better.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
We were talking about the five concerts a Soldier Field
this weekend and what the state of the grass will
be when the Bears actually get to play in a
week or so.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
And yeah, they do. Both have to play on it
is not good for either team. They all the teams
still have to play the rest of the season. So
if you break an ankle on a crappy field, you're done. Yeah,
and you can't really fix that grass midseason. I've seen
them do it and it is not.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
And it's winter, and my god, the Bears are just
so close to greatness that the grass is gonna be
the deciding factor so many of those games.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
We need this, We need football seasons.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
It is football season. We have college football this weekend.
Michael Well, college smollige. Okay, that's what I say.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
That's why I dropped out College smile. We got we
got another top.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
I'm not touching you.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
You got your ears on.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
This is Mike trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
I wanted to call in for funder the head, but
your number eight four.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
And got the back up line eight.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I like farm sound.
Speaker 4 (50:04):
I want to check that out.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
There was a happy Thursday over and out.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
See.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Here's the thing, my good man, Oh my god, his
name also Michael. Thank you for completing the quad.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, he got the number right twice. Michael. Can you
give him the number so he doesn't mess up in
the future. I can good try, sir. It's eight four four.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Literally, nothing makes us happier than when you, dear listener,
get in on the bits with us.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
It's our favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
In a way, it's absolutely glorious. Walt is on next,
but tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (50:42):
It's tomorrow a holiday, let's go.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
It was well, but it's my chemical romance day for
us before.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
We get there. Oh my gosh, isn't there's something else
happening tomorrow to the change? I can't. Michael just stuck
a whole nerve part.
Speaker 9 (50:59):
Me.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Do you have it marked that that's the one? Can
you just put it next to your butthole microphone?
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I've been smoking it like a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Please don't.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Okay, he stuck it so far up his nose. You
are trying to tickle your brains. You put it in your.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
There's nothing in there for him to tickle Mariss. Let's
seem so real I lost you up there anyway, Let's
try to it.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Let's cut to the chase, because tomorrow is free chase
A right.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Wait what
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