May 21, 2025 • 52 mins
Today’s episode of The Morning Mosh Pit is a whirlwind of headlines, chaos, and straight-up surprises:
💵 No Tax on Tips Act passes the Senate unanimously — could this be a game-changer for service industry workers across the U.S.?
🤖 The Human vs. Robot War keeps escalating. Are we winning… or already obsolete?
💍 Bill Belichick is ENGAGED to 24-year-old Jordon Hudson — and yes, we have thoughts.
✈️ A DoorDash driver ends up on the tarmac at O’Hare. Did the tip include airport access??
🦷 Marris WaterPick Review – Marris gets way too excited about flossing tech.
🎧 Rock Report – Is Taylor Hawkins' son’s drumming podcast being censored?
🧠 Nerd News,
🐻 Bad News Bears,
⚾️ Sports Rundown,
💵 No Tax on Tips Act passes the Senate unanimously — could this be a game-changer for service industry workers across the U.S.?
🤖 The Human vs. Robot War keeps escalating. Are we winning… or already obsolete?
💍 Bill Belichick is ENGAGED to 24-year-old Jordon Hudson — and yes, we have thoughts.
✈️ A DoorDash driver ends up on the tarmac at O’Hare. Did the tip include airport access??
🦷 Marris WaterPick Review – Marris gets way too excited about flossing tech.
🎧 Rock Report – Is Taylor Hawkins' son’s drumming podcast being censored?
🧠 Nerd News,
🐻 Bad News Bears,
⚾️ Sports Rundown,
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Sometimes we don't want to just throw never's this early
in the morning, you know, yeah, you, mister bright, I
want to wait to kick off the day on the
morning marsh Pit. My name's Maria Palmer Mas Michael. Hey, Herb,
the herp has really gone down today. How dare you can.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Talk about that on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
By the way, Oh, I guess I didn't we talk
about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I get a little.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Once a while, I'll get a little cold sore on
my lip, just on my lip.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Though, I call him Herb. Thank you for doing that
directly into the microphone.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But I found something yesterday. Can I tell you about this?
I thought about this for fun of the head. Now,
how we usually shoot each other with NERF guns. Look
what they're selling in stores now, poppets?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Are those those things that goes off? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Wait, okay, So before we do this, so I need
to ask Maria because she's jumping out of her chair.
Remember when I accidentally brought mace in the studio and
set it off and I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Know, I don't it was bear man. I believe I
was working nights at this time.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, that wasn't I was out of the country. I mean, actually,
we may get a week vacation off of this. Okay,
on a slide. I'm gonna let you do it. I
just feel like I am much more gonna get in
trouble if I do.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my goodness said in my hand. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Really, I got these at the grocery store yesterday. I
was like, oh my god, poppets.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I do love them. Sorry, Mary's sorry, Dad?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Do you want one?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Mare?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, I'm good because they have that that weird aroma afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Understand rominade, dear listeners, when you marinate in your own aroma.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
The dictionary today, fun to the head. Another chance to
win those tickets to Rock the country. We got a
VIP experience coming your way, and also another Maria bob As.
We have another four pack of kids Bop tickets to
give away as well.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And I'll tell you right now, I like to give
my little sneak peek, my little tears. I've turned bon
Jovi into being about rooting for the Bears. It's gonna
be fun. I can't wait for this. I can. Hey Michael, oh,
do you think that your weather report's going to be
accurate today?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You're damn right it is. And now w c HI
Weather with Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's
what weather like today?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Poppits man. Hey, how's the fireworks situation work here in
the Illinois? Very illegal?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You gotta go to Indiana. Oh so you're gonna say,
Indian Reservations? Do you guys have those here where I
grew up in Washington's? Probably when I grew up in
Washington State, you go to the Indian Reservations to buy
your fireworks. And one time I went out there and
the craziest thing I'd never been out there before. And
there's this whole you shaped area of like stands. Right
in front of the stands is a little field and
(03:05):
they are light. There's four year old kids out there
lighting off bombs as they should. They're that close to
the stands. I couldn't believe it was awesome though.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Right, Well, you teach them gun safety and you teach
them fireworks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's sure you got their good stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You give them a Rouman candle and say how fun? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
All right, I tell us about the weather. Fireworks aren't working today.
It's gonna be wet, it's gonna be cold, it's gonna
be cloudy a lot like yesterday, but even more cloudy. Yeah,
it's gonna suck. It's gonna feel like fall.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Sometimes when it's wet there are more fireworks.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh gigadoo. I fifty three degrees, So grab a coat.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's gonna suck today.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, not gonna be nice unless you're working in the
service industry. Good news coming your way. Yeah, that's on
the way. On Rock ninety five to.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Five, I love being serenaded by a microbiologist in the morning.
Fun fact, Dexter Holland has his PhD and micro biology.
I did not know that the offspring Yeah yeah, yeah.
And then they have Noodles, who was a janitor that
used to buy the moves underage. So a band with
a lot of dynamic on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
There you go. Senate unexpectedly passes the No Tax on
Tips Act in a unanimous vote, essentially in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, so it passes the Senate. Selciata House is not
like a real law yet, not yet, but it's it's
essentially got over the big hump. Yeah, And they're saying
that because you've never gotten over the big hump. Up.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yes, it does sell us to go to the House.
But they're saying because no one voted against it, and
if one person voted against it, it would fail. So
if no one voted against it, it's so unanimous. They
want to try to either include it in the spending
bill that they're trying to pass now, but they're saying
because it's so widely supported, they could also just pass
it separately. One of the senators from Texas said, quote,
whether it passes free standing or it's part of a
(04:53):
larger bill, one way or another, no tax on tips
is going to become law and give real relief to
hard working Americans. Thank God. Well, at least it's something.
Let me ask you a question, because you were in
the service industry. Do servers, bartenders and stuff like that
not make minimum wage? No, it's below How does that
make any sense? Everyone else who works normal jobs make
minimum wage. I tip a person at a coffee shop.
(05:14):
They have to make minimum wage?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Right, tell as old as time.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Why when I found out what my friends who worked
in the industry were making, I was like blown away?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Why I don't can get away with it? That's why?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, I know, But do they try to justify it
and say, well, you make tips. Yeah that's what I yeah,
that's what I am meant. But those aren't consistent. You
can't just go, oh, yeah, well I make the same
tips every day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So technically, at least this was the law in Maryland.
I assume it's the law here. You have to make
minimum wage. So if you are not making up the
difference between what normal minimum wage would be with your tips,
then your place of employment is supposed to reimbursey that money.
They don't. By the way, there's like no oversight. You
have to hope that you have ethical employers, which.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
New good luck they say here. The legislation would create
a tax deduction worth up to twenty five grand for
tips limited to cash tips that workers report to employees
for withholding purposes on taxes.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Up to twenty five group condom's low.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So that seems very low, especially for like a Chicago bar.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
If you worked at a spouse, like millions of dollars
a year is like straining his TI being like I'm
helping the.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
People, Like that's that's wild. Why is there a limit
on that?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Five thousand dollars? Poverty basically is what you're saying to me,
that's wow.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It goes on and says the tax break would also
be restricted to employees who earn one hundred and sixty
thousand dollars or less in a year. All of them
do that. You don't think a servers commction. You can,
but you really got to be hustling making I'd say it.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Like work in the right place.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, I'd say, like Chicago's got a lot of good
restaurants where you could make that and be okay.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
But like, just Jay, I mean, listen, even even if
it is twenty five thousand dollars of your money, sure
at least you don't got to pay any at.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Least did something. I mean, we're not going to complain
about getting more money something. Yeah, but just and this
is why I always say I always preach the gospel
of the server dip twenty percent at least just because
like that person showed up to work that day. And
even if like your service sucked, Hey, guess what if
you have a bad day at work, you still get
paid for that day at work. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
A little good news for you on a hump day morning.
No tax on tips passes the Senate and it's onto
the house. Such a hard pee there passes the Senate
and it's all to that house.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I said, it's the morning mush fit on rock.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Your next chance for a thousand dollars with our favorite rooster,
mister Rocky himself, will be at eight today.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
After eight today, Maria, how's the war?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You could spend that money on a little piece of technology.
Oh careful though, because someday that technology is going to
be turned against you and used in an inevitable verses
Rabot Wall News from the front of the inevitable robot War.
Big shout out to the Chicago Sun Times. They're looking
into how a reading list featuring fake books made it
(08:19):
into print.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
The list of Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
The list of fifteen books was included in Sunday's newspaper
and included books that don't exist but real authors. Social
media posts have alleged the list was created using you
guessed it, Oh no, AI and just made up the books. Yeah. Well,
it's that's what the thing that we've been saying about AI.
It's generative, not infallible, like it's just pulling up information.
(08:48):
It's not giving you correct information. It doesn't know if
it's correct information. I don't believe it. Yeah, I bet
you don't. I bet you read all fifteen of those books.
The newspaper said the list was summarized them for me
in audio forms. The list was licensed content that was
not created or approved by the news by the paper's newsroom,
(09:11):
and that might be a good thing to do.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What an idea.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The paper went on to say it's unacceptable for any
content it provides to its readers to be inaccurate, and
did confirm it was an AI generated list.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, that's bad. Someone was just trying to hit a deadline.
I was like, I'm not I'm not doing this. No.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The Chicago Sun Times such a reputable source for accurate
information all the time, supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, you hope, you hope. But that's I don't like
them because of their stupid paywall. Yeah, you know what,
I got bad information and a paywall.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I guess what.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Guess what I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You're paying for AI mystacles if you will. That's how
they get you. Oh no, I don't really feel that
I need to explain this one. That's how they get you.
They use AI. They tell you that the this is
correct information. It's not correct information. Next thing you know,
you're wondering why you can't find a book in the
library that's supposed to exist from your favorite author. And
(10:08):
then you're like, well, then what's the point of books?
What's even the point of books? That you stop reading?
And then you relyed AI for everything, and then it
wins the inevitable human versus robot war.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Near behind, far behind, wherever you are, Bring that behind
on over here. It's the morning mash bit on Rocket
ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Mikey Jordan Hudson has told people she's engaged to Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know what I've been for her.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I've been really dreaming of real love lately, and I
just think that this is just such a sweet story.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
According to a new report in The New York Times,
the twenty four year old Hudson has told at least
one person that she's engaged to be married to Belichick,
who is seventy three. Okay, lord, so good, good for her.
Who's get that bad girl? Who's the one person? And
why can't they hold water?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I know, I thought that too, like a, well, we
know who that is.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I guess I would imagine there'd be a press release,
there'd be a news conference, the way Jordan's working things
right now, but the one person let this.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Leak, I don't know would there be because Jordan also
is we have to say she's smart, the girl knows
what she's doing. Yeah, would you say?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And I saw a paper leaked or an email leaked
that she had written, and it was really well written. Yeah,
super business professional and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But she gave really like actually solid pr advice and
then like people tried to paint it as her being controlling,
and then like you actually read the email, it's.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Like, no, this isn't in business.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
He should have been getting this entire time, so really
she's helping him out. But they just wanted to demonize her. No,
I think she's very smart, and I think that the
leak is probably actually the way to go because they
have been getting so much backlash that if she did
do a big press release about it, she'd just get backlash.
This one deal with that.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Interestingly, what at this point they don't care, They don't
seem to. They're doing like airplanes on the beach, did.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You see millions of dollars? Why would they care about
the thoughts of plebeians.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That's what I'm saying. If they got engaged and it's like, oh,
how are we going to do this without getting backlash?
Versus you're in the news, we're still talking.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We've been talking about this couple for the last two months,
if not longer. Once we found out that Bill they
were dating, and Bill was going to uh, North Carolina,
and it's like.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh, the college age kids are going to hit on her,
It's like, no, they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Look, man, I messing with Bill Belichick. When you meet
your soulmate.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Oh okay, you just got to follow your heart.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Can I ask you something, Maria, take yourself out of
whether this is kind of gross or not, because we
all know it's kind of gross. Is it creepy for
Bill Belichick? Yes, he didn't finish his didn't need to. Yes,
it's creepy, is it? But she's an adult woman, She's
a beautiful adult woman. Sure she's young, but she's still
an adult.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Her frontal lobe isn't developed so well.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
If I'm just talking about you know, I don't know.
I don't see necessarily, do you think there's.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Something anything wrong with this. Ummm well yeah, I mean,
like yes, but no, I mean sure, she's an adult
and that's fine. She also, like, is twenty four years old,
and he has a lot of connections and a lot
of power and a lot of money. And if things
don't go the way that he wants, he can switch
it up to get his way interesting, and if things
(13:25):
don't go the way that she wants, well, she can
get wrecked. So just the power dynamic alone there not
to mention. I don't know. I'm thirty one, and when
I look out a twenty one year old dude, I
don't care what he looks like. I see a baby. Yeah,
and that's only a ten year age difference. Fifty years.
Fifty years is nuts. What do you even talking about?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's gotta be older than her. Oh they are? Are
you joking?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Go Bill go, It's not the question of his kids
being the same age.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Let's talk about maybe his grand Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, go Bill go.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
They said the couple haven't made the announcement yet about
the apparent news, despite dolicheck having plenty of opportunities to
do so, But speculation has been right for months.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We'll see what happens. I'm enthusiastic about it. I mean, like,
I'm sure he is enthusiastic about it. He's excited, but
like as enthusiastic as Build Belichick guts.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
He's medically excited.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Marry me cool.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I hate thinking about Memorial Days this weekend. A month
has gone away too fast. Dino Derby's gonna be here
sooner than you think. And I know you haven't registered yet.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Thousand dollars prize up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, rock ninety five to five Chi dot com. Get
registered for down Derby and get the kids registered too.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm going to dress like Jeff Goldbloom, do it.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I think that's awesome. I looked at my computer too.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Email notifications.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Somebody got an email. Professional video has been released of
an incident this past weekend which a door Dash delivery
driver drove miles through a secured restricted area and ended
up on the tarmac at O'Hare International Airport.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Did he complete the order?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't think so. But if it was someone on
a plane, they were like, let's see if this works.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Listen. This is only lame if he didn't complete the order.
But if he did, that is the greatest door dash
tripping history.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You almost have to become a personal delivery driver outside
a door dash after this, because you're gonna go the
extra mind Yeah, him right.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, that's incredible. That guy was going to be hired
by Vogue one day.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
The Chicago Department of Aviation said there were no disruptions
to operations at O'Hare and that the area was swept
by the Chicago Police, But the department did not address
how the driver was able to get past the tarmac,
you know that. Basically they think he just made it
past security somehow. But the thing was is the car like,
it wasn't an airport looking car. It was sort of
like maybe a six like Hyundai Sonata year it was
(15:51):
maybe had been driven a lot, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think I saw a thing that said that he
drew like through the gate.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Uh, the unauthorized car evaded security and somehow ended up
next to a plane.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Jeez, taxing too, bro.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
That's scary in itself, just from a security standpoint. You
should be able to drive a car out onto the
tarmac of an airport.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You could drive into a lot of areas you're not
supposed to get to the thing that stops you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Is you knowing you're not supposed to go there?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
All the signs that say do not answer. They tipped,
I will go where?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Okay where the blue dot tells me where to go.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You said you were going to meet me outside.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Somebody calls. This is a security guard picking up his phone,
ringing hello, Yeah, no what I stepped away for a seconds.
The car's just flowing past the security gate.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Hang on, I ordered some food one second. I'll be
back in my post a second. Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Hair has put the blame on someone else, They say,
Lincoln Security Services is contracted to secure their locations, and
so they don't know what I want.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
You know, you've done messed up when you had no
idea about a company before, and then that name gets
dropped in an article of someone's best Wasn't that these
guys reflect?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I just think, what a crazy story. So if you're
driving around today and you see a sign that says
do not enter, do not enter.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I'm breaking the habit tonight which habit?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I keep saying that?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Or tomorrow? Yea, might be, might be the end of
the week.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm going to k after holiday. We're close to the
weekend and it's a holiday weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, wait time, Oh my god, yeah, after the holidays,
so like next January the holidays. You didn't specify it's
the morning mash. But on Rock ninety five to five, Maris,
you told me that you have a special treat for me.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
We do, okay, you know that thing.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We've been doing a radio show, well outside of the
radio shooting, where.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We don't don't do things outside the radio show.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We get to quit people's jobs for them. Oh yes, two,
we notice you have another one. I'm not even going
to take calls because they called us this time, and.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
This is something anybody can do. By the way, they've
been so awkward, I thought that I was going to
go in there, doll the swinging guns of blazing seeing
like you corporate shill. It's get out of here. But
I'm gonna be honest. Sometimes I'm like, oh no, you
were a bad employe, but I still have to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, we'll fight for you anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, we're fighting for you because that's the way we
feel against shills. But yeah, we got an interesting story
about a bartender today, so.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh that one's hitting close to home.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, we're going to talk to them next. On Rock
ninety five to five, Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Are we speaking with Xander?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah? Doing Brander.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, we're checking in on you because you reached out
to us because you got a really bad boss situation.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That's right, that's right. I mean maybe that's the worst thing,
but I think it's pretty bad. Man. Uh, you gotta understand, right,
I'm a bartender. I mean, I'm a career bartender. I've
been doing it since I was eighteen, Uh, you know,
and uh and it's kind I enjoy it is my life.
But man, I recently found out that my manager, Mark
(19:17):
has been skimming from the tip pool. Who like, he
skimmed all off the top. And like, what what's horrible
about this is that he's a salary right, you know,
I need these tips to live, you know, I pay
my bills with my tips. I mean it's pretty much
tips is my livelihood, you know, And he's skimming off
(19:41):
the top of the pool. Man, this is not yet
poorally wrong, but it's just straight up illegal. I mean
that's stealing. Yeah, you know, yeah, I definitely I definitely
want to put.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Him on blast.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And he's not just stealing from you, it's the other bartenders.
You work with, and the rest of your staff is
being hurt by this as well.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
All of all of the all of the barn Sanders,
and we all share that, you know, the tipple at
the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And uh.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
And just to think that this guy who'll gets a
salary and gets benefits and all that stuff, I mean,
he's taken a little bit off the top for himself
before he distributes to the rest of it. Now that
ain't right.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
This has happened to me before. How's that happen?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
With the cash? I would assume, yes, Like I assume
you work in like a tip pool situation, Xander. Yeah,
so basically instead there are some restaurants where you make
your tips and like you're just working for you. But
then there are some restaurants where they do a pool
of the tips. I don't like that and then they divide. No,
it's actually it's the better way to get You can
(20:42):
get more money more reliably that way.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay, we all serve every stuff, right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Right there.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It helps you work as a team basically more instead
of just like.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, But so that means that management has a lot
of oversight there, and so they're in charge of that money.
And so if they are like, Okay, so everyone made
we'll say seven hundred dollars in tips tonight, and we're
going to give that out to seven employees, they're each
going to get a hundred bucks. But then if they're like,
I need about one hundred bucks myself, So everybody made
six hundred bucks tonight and now we're going to divide
(21:17):
it out way so pissed. Yeah, it's not great. Oh Xander,
this is going to be cathartic for me.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yo, buddy, I'm angry for you, brother.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, now you feel my pain. Yeah, I mean it's
like I can't believe Alex Curio it when I found out.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So you're over it, You're sure you're over it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, I'm not over it?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
No, I mean like you're over the job.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, you're done with the job. Are you gonna move
to a different Have you found another spot yet?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
And I really like where I work, I mean I've
been there for a long time. But you know I
can't I can't live with this. I mean that's just
straight up illegal, man.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, and disrespectful, terrible, right.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And also, if you're not making the money that you're
working for, what's the point. Yeah, all right, I got you.
I've heard enough.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Guy doesn't know what he's in for Xander.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
We're gonna record it. We're gonna put him on blast.
It's gonna be so good. It's gonna be so good.
We'll call him tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, we're gonna call him tomorrow and really straighten this guy.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I say, here's gonna be walking real tall at work today.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, Sander, hold on the line. Maris is gonna get
some information. We need to get your manager's number and stuff.
So you stay right there. Okay, good. Now, here's five
or so things with Mayris.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Why does he always drop his bands doing this part
of the show.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I find it discomforting.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh wow, you're welcome. Starting five things.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
On a sad note, as George Wentt, best known for
his role as Norm the Maleman on Cheers.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Has passed away at the age of seventy six.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
He was one of three people or actors that appeared
on every episode of Cheers.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Wow We've got a Chicago guy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, No, native of Chicago, one of the iconic voices
behind dub famous NFL skit or SNL skit about the
NFL involving the Chicago Bears's, There's L's there also voice
(23:13):
actor best known for his rolls Ham and Toy story.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That's cool. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yes, my god, shake Check is adding a new side
for the first time ever. I guess on what it
might be to a side, uh twes, skirts, fried pickles,
Chris Rany bites are all tipped in flavorful batter and
then you get a creamy buttermilk ranch to go along
(23:40):
with that.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's overrated.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I think I like pickles, but I think deepried pickles
are overrated.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I think you're overrated.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Well, I'm just going for cheese. If there's depried cheese,
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's okay. It's a different experience. It doesn't matter. It
doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I can't get heated about
this right now.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know if I can continue this, Like.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I don't know how to deal with this. We picklanders.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We have our seventh iteration of Jurassic Park Jurassic World Rebirth.
We'll be hitting theaters on July second, starring Scarlett Johansson,
Marshal la A Lee, and Jonathan Bailey. As this is
the seventh film. There there's another team going to extract
dinosaur DNA. What happens across pass with.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
A family on an island and.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Everything goes wrong where they end up stranded and finding
a shocking discovery.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Did they get out?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We'll find out on July second, when Jurassic World Rebirth
hits theaters.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I have Spider Man shows up.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
He probably will. At this point we can't write anything.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Halfway through Jurassic Park we get another origin story for
Peter Parker, Peter Jurassic Parker?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, where's my belt? Where's your be What if somebody
gets bit by a dinosaur and then become dinosaur man?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Cling, remove the bell again?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Here, come here, all right, very quickly, A woman in
her twenties was busted with one point seven million dollars
in meth in her kiaserantel.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
That's a lot of meth.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I love it that it's in a Kia. That's cheap too.
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That accounts for eighty three packages with a total weight
of one hundred and ninety one pounds.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I should know that it's just a cheap drug. I
just know it's a knowledge off the top of my head.
I've never done the math except once. Nope, We're going
to finish. We're going to finish.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
If you're wondering where all your spam emails are coming from,
they're coming from right here in the US survey with
US accounting for fifty seven percent of your spam emails
that you get on a regular basis, and that's just
for the first quarter of twenty twenty five, accounting for
one point four or five billion emails.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
USA number one, top of the.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I would have preferred to lose on that one.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Nice ban mails from Nigeria.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It is the morning mosh pit on Rock ninety five
to five, never going to brag about being perfect. And
I am legitimately, legitimately sorry that I reported the news incorrectly,
so incorrectly because I went off on I know who
that is, I remember him from this and this and
this got about fifty percent right.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Which is failing.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So to George went and your family, I apologize because
I misreported who you were on Cheers and in Toy Story.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Because you weren't in Toy Story.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Unbelievable, the males from Chicago.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Norm was not the mail man on Cheers.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Cliff, his name is Cliff.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And I made a mistake and I will own that.
And again, I'm sorry. Stuff happens, and you know it's
it's right here. The words are here. But I said, hey, Mars.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Personalized, didn't I say three three doors grace yesterday? Yes,
it happens.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We do go a shout out to seven and eight,
who corrected you perfectly in our text, Maris you screwed
it up? There the text blowing up Cliff not norm
was the mailman. No points for you. And you get
to wear Michael's dunce cap, which, by the way, we
should get one of those. Yeah, I think I should
be able to send you guys into the corner.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You also get to go in the corner. My dear,
you have moments.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Fine, you have, but I send myself. Uh so seven myself,
I own my moments. Seven away, thank you, and you
know what, high five man, Thank you for the correction.
You get a gift card to Capri Cafe. Get you
some paraphernalia. Maybe you want something. Yeah, our boy will
be in touch with you. Seven and eight.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, we're going to be calling you in just a second.
We do have something that we need to discuss. Oh,
Rocky Richter, No, Oh, it's a news. Oh, a news.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But after we just talked about all that, you know,
I don't want to I want to bring the room down. Yeah,
I'm thinking I present the news in a more like
positive way.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
You use the happy music, Yeah yeah, I don't want
to change.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The head, so I just want to present them a
little happier with bad news, Bears. Nurse kills mother by
removing breathing too Holy salt, bring Batman out the gate.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
We couldn't like ease into it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Family with sick child loses home in tornado. God really
kicked you while you were down on that one, h
but be terrible. Woman charged in stabbing of seven year
old son.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
What do you do exactly?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Sounds like someone got past the child proof locks. That
has to do that, buddy. You guess you'll learn no, no, no, no,
go on, Michael.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I walked past kids in my neighborhood and I'm like,
someone smack that kid.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Those kids think that about YouTube, Michael. Somebody eight year
old attacked with beer bottle at pizza Rhea again, what
do you do? Don't touch the man's pizza. Oh my god,
all of this is bad news, Bears.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't I feel so empty right now. I don't
know how to feel about all of them.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Could I offer you some beer and pizza and a child.
Don't do it? Okay, I guess we won't have another
headline for tomorrow. Oh, Mikey, you could chase Mikey. That
could be the child that you chase with a beer
bottle every Daysman, I get out of breath just hearing
(29:45):
that last note. Amy vocal Powerhouse share is on the
morning mosh bit on wrap ninety five five? Boys, what
are we doing?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Go cubsco that's the silence before the side. Talk about
a bounce back from that stupid first loss in this series.
The Cubs dominated the Miami Marlins last night fourteen to one.
They had an eight run sixth inning, which is nuts.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I love fractions, and they were all singles.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
They just kept slowly.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, all right, well the Cubs one, no, keep going,
I got I got some more numbers for you. Get
this something else you'd like?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
The White Sox edged out the Seattle Mariners one to nothing,
a good long edged Yeah. Mariners are White Socks. Beat
the Mariners.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Marriones. Mariners are good this.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Year, very good team. And to only hold them to
four hits.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, that's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
That was awesome. Let's see both teams in action tonight
normal game.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Time and we chat NFL news. No, Bears are not
playing about this offensive line. They are very serious. They
are very invested, and they prove so as they extended
Joe Tuning to or two year extension including thirty five
million dollar deal.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Okay, hey, yeah, you want to hang around for two
more years, we'll give you thirty five mili twist mylor.
Let me think about it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, so this is where the salary cap math.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Gets me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
By doing this extension, the Bears are freed up eight
million dollars of cap space or sorry, seven point five
million dollars in cap space, and now they have fourteen
million dollars available for this season. Wow, so they could
address a few additional needs and or extend some other players.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Okay, interesting, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I hear this intense music every time I'm trying to
do math too, So this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I do have to correct something. Regular game time for
the teams, the Cubs in the White Sox tonight afternoons.
They're both they both have afternoon games, so regular afternoon game.
Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, sure, WELK, don't want you to get you meet
up on the text line.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I get to go home and mark the games today.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
And then also we know flag football is being added
to the Olympics for twenty twenty eight. The NFL has
officially set that they are going to allow NFL players
to play in the Olympics to play flag football against
the rest of the world.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, I'll do it. I want to be on
the team.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Now is this will be a flag This is gonna
be fun for well, ma'am, capture the flag.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
I would love to be captured and saved. I see
that I can be a damsel in distress. I get
myself in distress all the time.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
How about punted, sir? Spiked after the touchdown?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Okay, so I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We're just thrown out random terms. This punch is close, man,
is going to be interesting because we do have a
lot of NFL players from a lot of different countries now.
It's so it'd be interesting to see how they line
up and where they choose to play for.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So uh, it'll it'll be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Unless you are the smallest team out there going up
against the three hundred pounds Lineman.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That is more athletic to anybody in this room.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, hell yeah, David versus Goliath. Let's go. All they
need is one slingshot.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
When you say go, do you mean go Cubs go?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Uh? They won? Yeah, Yes, they're gonna win again tonight.
When I say go, I mean go Cubs go? Now
do you have winners? Fun to the Head is next five.
Now here's a bit only blog.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Who's there?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Eight four four ninety five fifty b collar ten to
play Fun to the Head with us up for grabs today.
Rock the Country a festival for we the people, and
I believe that is the first time I've gotten that correct.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
But you in dead it, buddy.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You'll get to see kid Rock, Nickelback and Leonard Skinner
June thirteenth or fourteenth. And if you've gone one of
us correctly the gun you can get qualified for VIP
upgrades and a camping pass. So you want to play
eight four four nine ninety five fifties looking fire?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's not working?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Okay, it's not working.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh I ran away and hey eight four four eight
four four nine five five ninety five fifty. Fun to
the Head is next, and now Fun to the Head
on Rocked. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Hey are we speaking with Roxy?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
You are Roxy?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Roxy? Doing good?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
The name on everybody's lips. Roxy.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I guess I love those clothes that chicks would wear
in like the nineties, the Roxy you know brand you
will gear?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, used to let's go Roxy wore roxies?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Well, Roxy, Welcome to Fun to the Head.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
This is the trivia game where you get to pick
one of us to answer questions for you to win
tickets to Rock the Country, a festival.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
For we the people. And now your decision. Who would
you like to answer questions?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Mareth Yes? Can I use the poppets? Yes?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't trust This would have to be a Maris
choice because this is I don't no.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Doubt, yes that that's going to end up on my face,
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
All right now, I don't trust your throwing.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All right, all right, ready, Yes, it's time to lock in.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Question number one, which US state officially legalized recreational weed
on April twenty It's twenty twenty one, like the USI signment.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I want to say Colorado and you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay, Roxy, do you have any idea? No, I don't
know at the moment. California. Nope, it would be New York. Whoa.
I wouldn't have gotten it either.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Question number two, What American city is the only one
to host a super Bowl during a snowstorm? Indoors? Indoors? Interesting? Indoors?
I could see the.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Answer on the wheel run it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh my goodness, you have.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
To be real cold, right, so you're thinking cold?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Roxy? Do you have any idea an indoor stadium? I
want to say maybe Minnesota. Minnesota is a state.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Damn, I thought, what American city? All right, that's it.
It's the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Oh yeah, those Minnesota Vikings. They had that super Bowl
right inside peak snowstorm.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah. Okay, Rocky, we pulled a rock Rocky.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
All right, keep you guys on track, said Rocky.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Question no Metal. What nineties Console Wars Rival? Hang on,
there we go? What nineties Console Wars Rival finally made
peace in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate when Sonic and Mario
shared a screen. It sure is? Okay, it is? It
(37:46):
is Nintendo and Sega. Roxy. Do you play Nintendo or Sega?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
I don't play the game.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's okay. Well no, you just like have a life
and you know he's working on one. That's fine. Thanks,
thanks for the shade there. You're welcome, money Cate. It
it seemed like you needed a little cooling down.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I remember that when you want to play games next time.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, I haven't gotten So what is this? All you
need is one more?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
One more?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
All right? One more? We are Roxy, I got my
puppets ready? Okay?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
What iconic MTV show from the early two thousands featured
celebrities showing off their homes and questionable home decord?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Okay, I got this, Roxy, unless you want to answer.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Cribs? Yeah, TV goods today? Man, I'm sorry that one. Look,
gods were painful?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh my god? Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I gave her fresh one.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
What's the last two questions?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I have one more, one more left? Roxy, But you
got this? What fast food mascot is literally a redhead
with pigtails and a reputation for savage tweets?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
You got this?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Roxy? No?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah which fast fast food red head pigtails? Sunday it's
gotta she's got a Roxy the country.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Thanks guys, you know I needed to break breast. That
was a direct target on my nipple from both of you.
Not okay right now, one is hard and one is confused. Okay,
but Roxy, you're going to Rock the Country at festival
for we the people with Kid Rock, Nickelback, and Leonard Skinner,
(39:42):
all happening in Hastings, Michigan on June thirteenth and fourteenth,
And you are also qualified for the VIP upgrade and
camping passes that we will be giving away on a Friday,
So be by your phone around eight fifty. We're gonna
call the winner and let them know. Now everybody else
gets your tickets at Rockthecountry dot com because we do
(40:06):
want you to go to enjoy this one. And it's
all thanks to our friends at the Street Entertainment.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Nerd Alert.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
It's time to dirk out its out dork.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
We shall.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Hey music, Yeah you should.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
It's Mario Kart Baby.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I have news for Nintendo switch to if you are
still looking.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Oh, I like that. I bought poppets at the grocery store.
They're finally out and we have some. I don't know
why that scared me so much.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
They left to the desk.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
You gotta wipe it off quick.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's gonna forget it, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Focus Nintendo Switch to pre sales online.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Absolute mess.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
You'd get lucky if you got to get over the
best Buy or game Stop to get one in person,
and both game Stop and best Buy have announced that
they will be doing a midnight, midnight in person release
for Nintendo Switch too, so if you did not get
a pre order, you will be able to take advantage
if you're there in time. So I didn't need to
(41:16):
pre order anyway. If you want it, you really need
to pre order. Pre Orders will also be hitting Walmart,
Best By Target, and game Stop at midnight Eastern time.
Words are hard today, so that's eleven our time on
April twenty third.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Actually yeah, on April. The night of April twenty.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Third, get ready to get online if you want to
try and get the switch.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Too, obviously you're what's going on right April. Small stroke
is happening.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
It is a small stroke out June fifth. You want
to play with some pop ups e Leton, she's checking
itnight June fifth. You'll be able to take advantage of
additional online orders.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
For the Switch too, So when can I get it?
June fifth, Away. I don't know anything about the search.
It doesn't matter. We're circle back to it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Wow, Maris is probably already pre ordered and everything, so
he said, ready to have it.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I went and called after the show and completely because
I forgot about it, because I was gonna go over
and do it in person, and then it was just
like whatever, they didn't have any.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
So okay, Mario, Kurt, you guys, yes, get fun.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
When do you want to do it?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Do it in the room?
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah, on the big screen here, get in.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, I got you fun. We're going to make this
happen because we worked really hard. That made more sense
than anything I just said to me.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I still don't know anything about the switch, but that's cool.
I know best Buy or something. Yeah, very quick, very quick.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Synopsis June fifth, game stop and that lovely place called
best Buy will have extra units in stock for you
to get when they release at midnight.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
So ging it. We got through that again.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
We did.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
It's a beautiful, beautiful piece of radio. Thing about the
morning Moss bit is it's in the morning.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
So excited to see those guys that riot. Fast Rock
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station Maris, tell us about
your teeth.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Okay, so at the t you mentioned you had a
water pick. I went to the dentist. They were like, hey,
you don't floss well, and I said, I just don't floss.
I mean, I know that sounds gross, but really, like,
it's such pain in the ass. It's an extra thing
to do. I have ADHD I just scribed and.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I'm running out the door in your mouth right uh.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
And she said, have you heard of a water pic
And I said no, And she said, you gotta get
this thing. And it basically sprays high pressure water into
your gums, like around the edges of your gums.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
It's a big day for your teeth.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
That's a really good way to put it.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Bas actually, yeah. Yeah, and Maris got one.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, I got one because you were raving about it. Yeah,
you didn't tell me how awesome it was. It's pretty cool.
It's like a little soup. So good.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
So I I did mine this morning and I was
bleeding in the shower.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's up.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
So that was the thing that you warned me about.
You're like, yeah, you kind of got to do it
while you're showering or else. Is that gonna get everywhere praise. Yeah, because,
like you know, I tested it out on the wall first,
got a quick little and then I was like, okay,
let's see how this goes. And it catches you off guard. Yeah,
first because you don't realize how powerful it is. But
(44:34):
then like once you start moving it around, it's like,
oh wow, it's like loosening stuff up.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
I had like a whole piece of lettuce. I know,
you know what's gross? Can I be gross for saying? Well, One,
I don't do it every day, So when I do
it like a couple of times a week, it's not enough.
My gums still bleed because you don't if you were
to flosh your gums and you haven't done it. And
the dentist said, she was like, if your gums bleed,
you know you should be doing it more. Yeah. But yeah,
it's pretty incredible a little device. Yeah, No, I like
it smell, That's what I was going to tell you. Yeah, okay,
(45:00):
so this is ef engross. When you do it, you
don't realize how many chunks and like little tiny pieces
of food get stuck up under your gums. And when
you blast it out in the shower, you can smell
like a rottney smell. It's so gross. But we should
be flossing better. We should cleaning better.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
This is everybody's wanting flaws so you don't get cavities.
I had twelve water picket They're all in the in
between the teeth and not like surfaces no longer.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, you're gonna be You're gonna be cavity free. Yeah,
I love this thing. Stink free.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Maria, you're making a really gross face over it. What
happened over here?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I just I think I want to be single forever.
Why I'm hearing this and realizing I can't live with
this again? Why I clean mouths? What do you mean
you can't live with this again? I don't want to
walk into my bathroom and see wet spots on the walls,
on the ceiling, and by the way, those spots have
bits of food in there that apparently stink. I'm gonna
be alone forever with my floss were ACDC in their
(46:01):
sleep deprivation. They got shook all night long. That's rough.
It'swarty Moshen on Rock ninety five to five? Do we
have texts?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Hold on before you go. I think it was a
different kind of shaking.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
What kind.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
It was like a fun kind of shaking.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
If you're trying to sleep, it's not fun like when.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Your friends sitting under the bed shaking it for you.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Like soaking. Yeah, oh gross, you can get married.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
You could soak with ACDC this Saturday at Soldier Field
soak it in.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
No, because it's married to any of them. You can
only do that in wed luck.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Text time doubled over and fifty oh hey from the
eighty four to seven. We're waiting on Maria's court update.
Did you get divorced?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
How many times have so you've went to court to
try to just what finalize this thing?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Basically? No, literally, I just want to submit the paperwork. Okay,
that's it. And I don't know, I think I judged it.
First of all, she's using Outlook, so there's that and
trying to search an email and outlook you know what
that's like? Yeah, it would be great, though she could.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Maybe she listened to the show.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I keep getting told that I haven't submitted the paperwork,
and then I literally had to call the clerk and
be like, hey, man, can you check the judge's email
and see if my paperwork that I know has been submitted?
Because I got the automatic email kickback has been submitted,
and he pulled it up and had to be like, yeah,
you're on her leg.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's there, hommies. So you didn't submit it right?
Speaker 4 (47:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
No, then I didn't submit it all in one. No.
I needed to submit it in separate PDFs, not in one.
So the court date got kicked two months. Haha.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's great fun time, no problems there. From the two
on nine, when I listened to Bad News Bears, I
feel so so dirty.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's Carla and I feel dirty singing it. But here
we are our healthy people.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Good morning Maria Maris, and this one from the sixth
to three, Oh, good morning Maria Marris and Michael nice
bad news bears.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Maria.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
If I ever did half the crap these kids do today,
my ass would have been buttermilk. Nobody wants a buttermilk cass.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
No, not at all. I don't want a buttermilk.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I've never heard of I described but that would say
like I'm gonna give you a swat or something like that.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
We've got like a light spankings when we were kids.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
Buttermilk, booty, bring that ass overre gonna make us a
buttermilk I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
That didn't sound good at all. But if you said
it in a sexy way, look at that buttermilk.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
Cass, No, no, not okay, we have buttermilk.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Oh, just buttermilk is fine.
Speaker 6 (48:33):
But oh you like that one, ransom mil.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh and I can like visualize no, don't don't do that. No,
don't do that. They couldn't see it. Fine. Finally, from
the text eight.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
From the eight four to seven, I agree a water
pic is absolutely Mare's just got his first water pick.
I been pick him for a while. Marie's pick free,
Maris says. From the seven, they say, I agree, a
water pick is absolutely the bidet of the teeth. It's
also a nice little massage.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm imagining it like a spoon under a fuss.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
I almost brought mine in today because it's so ridiculously
spray right, But then there's a lot of and then.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
You remember, oh, yeah, we're working with electronics. I know,
please away, So I went, I went to the store
and got poppets instead. Yeah, so we brought gun packs.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
I was gonna say, bear mace poppets.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Don't do the water okay, don't do the one. We'll
keep cleaning our teeth at home. Yes, keep that smell
in your bathroom.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
You can always text us yeah it's kind of gross. Yeah,
only if you don't do it every day. You can
always text us A four four nine, five, ninety five,
fifty or fifty.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
I'm sorry, what's that number?
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Ninety five fifty eight, four four, five, five and fifty
night A five half pick?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Guys, we're we're renaming the show. Oh no, we are misinformation.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I thought misinformation mos pitch yeah, show on the Spectrum.
I've been watching that show Love on the Spectrum. It's
so cute.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
We all do need to get a diagnosis.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I'm obsessed. We could do that on the air. We
should also do what's the thing called where you find
out how smart you are? And we could try that one.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
I think in a way we just did eight four, four,
ninety five fifty. Who do you think is going to
score higher on whatever test we're about to take?
Speaker 3 (50:33):
You guys want to play with my puppets?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Is that a euphemism or a literal thing? No?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
I got them at the store. They're they're they're selling
them now because it's almost the fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Listen eight four four ninety five fifty. What test do
we need.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
To take we should do? What diagnosis would you give us?
Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's like there was a lot of stuff happening, Like, clearly,
I gotta go see my doctor about my blood pressure
because stuff's just happening in.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
My time about blood pressure.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Booboo. Personality tests would be fun.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh god, I don't think we're ready to face ourselves
in that way. Not a tarot reader.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
It's not a tarot reader.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
We could do that too.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Tell yeah, there's gotta be some crazy fortune teller out there.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
It wants to come in.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Oh yeah, I'll tell you your fortune. When you've got
negative two thousand dollars in your bank account, that's a
fortune baby.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Pretty much. Yeah, that's the way of the world right now.
Car I got poppets though, so that's cool. How much
does those poppets cost? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, those aren't expensive by any means.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
I like them. I was rigging them up to the
nerf guns. I like the smell of gunpowder. That's why
I was sniffing it.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
No, and I got it. And I'm with you on
that good No, no, no, Michael's right on that one.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Gunpowder Like after fireworks go on.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh, it's not so good. Good to stand out there.
You are set off. Definitely not illegal fireworks like in
your backyard.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
No, I'm not about to dry myself on the radio.
I'm going to go to Indiana this weekend.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
I said, not illegal. It's not illegal if you buy
it in another shit, That's what I'm saying. I said,
not illegally, not snitching.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Hey, are those big barrels? What are those fifty gallon barrels?
So that's called you know what I'm saying, like a
normal big barrel size. We used to put so much
fireworks and dynamite and stuff underneath them that we would
shoot it up in the air like thirty feet and
we would have holes in the yard. My dad would
get so mad about that. You'll see them so fun.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Reports all over the news during fourth of July that
someone's lost a finger or a hand or a foot
in this year.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Nobody's on Mikey, Why are you taping all those piccolo
PiZZ together? No reason, buddies, no reason.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
We made it through Wednesday. Will we be here tomorrow?
That's the question you'll have to find out. On Rock
ninety five to five
Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Sometimes we don't want to just throw never's this early
in the morning, you know, yeah, you, mister bright, I
want to wait to kick off the day on the
morning marsh Pit. My name's Maria Palmer Mas Michael. Hey, Herb,
the herp has really gone down today. How dare you can.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Talk about that on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
By the way, Oh, I guess I didn't we talk
about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I get a little.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Once a while, I'll get a little cold sore on
my lip, just on my lip.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Though, I call him Herb. Thank you for doing that
directly into the microphone.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But I found something yesterday. Can I tell you about this?
I thought about this for fun of the head. Now,
how we usually shoot each other with NERF guns. Look
what they're selling in stores now, poppets?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Are those those things that goes off? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Wait, okay, So before we do this, so I need
to ask Maria because she's jumping out of her chair.
Remember when I accidentally brought mace in the studio and
set it off and I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Know, I don't it was bear man. I believe I
was working nights at this time.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, that wasn't I was out of the country. I mean, actually,
we may get a week vacation off of this. Okay,
on a slide. I'm gonna let you do it. I
just feel like I am much more gonna get in
trouble if I do.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my goodness said in my hand. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Really, I got these at the grocery store yesterday. I
was like, oh my god, poppets.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I do love them. Sorry, Mary's sorry, Dad?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Do you want one?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Mare?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, I'm good because they have that that weird aroma afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Understand rominade, dear listeners, when you marinate in your own aroma.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
The dictionary today, fun to the head. Another chance to
win those tickets to Rock the country. We got a
VIP experience coming your way, and also another Maria bob As.
We have another four pack of kids Bop tickets to
give away as well.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And I'll tell you right now, I like to give
my little sneak peek, my little tears. I've turned bon
Jovi into being about rooting for the Bears. It's gonna
be fun. I can't wait for this. I can. Hey Michael, oh,
do you think that your weather report's going to be
accurate today?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You're damn right it is. And now w c HI
Weather with Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's
what weather like today?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Poppits man. Hey, how's the fireworks situation work here in
the Illinois? Very illegal?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You gotta go to Indiana. Oh so you're gonna say,
Indian Reservations? Do you guys have those here where I
grew up in Washington's? Probably when I grew up in
Washington State, you go to the Indian Reservations to buy
your fireworks. And one time I went out there and
the craziest thing I'd never been out there before. And
there's this whole you shaped area of like stands. Right
in front of the stands is a little field and
(03:05):
they are light. There's four year old kids out there
lighting off bombs as they should. They're that close to
the stands. I couldn't believe it was awesome though.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Right, Well, you teach them gun safety and you teach
them fireworks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's sure you got their good stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You give them a Rouman candle and say how fun? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
All right, I tell us about the weather. Fireworks aren't working today.
It's gonna be wet, it's gonna be cold, it's gonna
be cloudy a lot like yesterday, but even more cloudy. Yeah,
it's gonna suck. It's gonna feel like fall.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Sometimes when it's wet there are more fireworks.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh gigadoo. I fifty three degrees, So grab a coat.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's gonna suck today.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, not gonna be nice unless you're working in the
service industry. Good news coming your way. Yeah, that's on
the way. On Rock ninety five to.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Five, I love being serenaded by a microbiologist in the morning.
Fun fact, Dexter Holland has his PhD and micro biology.
I did not know that the offspring Yeah yeah, yeah.
And then they have Noodles, who was a janitor that
used to buy the moves underage. So a band with
a lot of dynamic on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
There you go. Senate unexpectedly passes the No Tax on
Tips Act in a unanimous vote, essentially in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, so it passes the Senate. Selciata House is not
like a real law yet, not yet, but it's it's
essentially got over the big hump. Yeah, And they're saying
that because you've never gotten over the big hump. Up.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yes, it does sell us to go to the House.
But they're saying because no one voted against it, and
if one person voted against it, it would fail. So
if no one voted against it, it's so unanimous. They
want to try to either include it in the spending
bill that they're trying to pass now, but they're saying
because it's so widely supported, they could also just pass
it separately. One of the senators from Texas said, quote,
whether it passes free standing or it's part of a
(04:53):
larger bill, one way or another, no tax on tips
is going to become law and give real relief to
hard working Americans. Thank God. Well, at least it's something.
Let me ask you a question, because you were in
the service industry. Do servers, bartenders and stuff like that
not make minimum wage? No, it's below How does that
make any sense? Everyone else who works normal jobs make
minimum wage. I tip a person at a coffee shop.
(05:14):
They have to make minimum wage?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Right, tell as old as time.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Why when I found out what my friends who worked
in the industry were making, I was like blown away?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Why I don't can get away with it? That's why?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, I know, But do they try to justify it
and say, well, you make tips. Yeah that's what I yeah,
that's what I am meant. But those aren't consistent. You
can't just go, oh, yeah, well I make the same
tips every day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So technically, at least this was the law in Maryland.
I assume it's the law here. You have to make
minimum wage. So if you are not making up the
difference between what normal minimum wage would be with your tips,
then your place of employment is supposed to reimbursey that money.
They don't. By the way, there's like no oversight. You
have to hope that you have ethical employers, which.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
New good luck they say here. The legislation would create
a tax deduction worth up to twenty five grand for
tips limited to cash tips that workers report to employees
for withholding purposes on taxes.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Up to twenty five group condom's low.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So that seems very low, especially for like a Chicago bar.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
If you worked at a spouse, like millions of dollars
a year is like straining his TI being like I'm
helping the.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
People, Like that's that's wild. Why is there a limit
on that?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Five thousand dollars? Poverty basically is what you're saying to me,
that's wow.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It goes on and says the tax break would also
be restricted to employees who earn one hundred and sixty
thousand dollars or less in a year. All of them
do that. You don't think a servers commction. You can,
but you really got to be hustling making I'd say it.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Like work in the right place.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, I'd say, like Chicago's got a lot of good
restaurants where you could make that and be okay.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
But like, just Jay, I mean, listen, even even if
it is twenty five thousand dollars of your money, sure
at least you don't got to pay any at.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Least did something. I mean, we're not going to complain
about getting more money something. Yeah, but just and this
is why I always say I always preach the gospel
of the server dip twenty percent at least just because
like that person showed up to work that day. And
even if like your service sucked, Hey, guess what if
you have a bad day at work, you still get
paid for that day at work. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
A little good news for you on a hump day morning.
No tax on tips passes the Senate and it's onto
the house. Such a hard pee there passes the Senate
and it's all to that house.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I said, it's the morning mush fit on rock.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Your next chance for a thousand dollars with our favorite rooster,
mister Rocky himself, will be at eight today.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
After eight today, Maria, how's the war?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You could spend that money on a little piece of technology.
Oh careful though, because someday that technology is going to
be turned against you and used in an inevitable verses
Rabot Wall News from the front of the inevitable robot War.
Big shout out to the Chicago Sun Times. They're looking
into how a reading list featuring fake books made it
(08:19):
into print.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
The list of Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
The list of fifteen books was included in Sunday's newspaper
and included books that don't exist but real authors. Social
media posts have alleged the list was created using you
guessed it, Oh no, AI and just made up the books. Yeah. Well,
it's that's what the thing that we've been saying about AI.
It's generative, not infallible, like it's just pulling up information.
(08:48):
It's not giving you correct information. It doesn't know if
it's correct information. I don't believe it. Yeah, I bet
you don't. I bet you read all fifteen of those books.
The newspaper said the list was summarized them for me
in audio forms. The list was licensed content that was
not created or approved by the news by the paper's newsroom,
(09:11):
and that might be a good thing to do.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
What an idea.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The paper went on to say it's unacceptable for any
content it provides to its readers to be inaccurate, and
did confirm it was an AI generated list.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, that's bad. Someone was just trying to hit a deadline.
I was like, I'm not I'm not doing this. No.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The Chicago Sun Times such a reputable source for accurate
information all the time, supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, you hope, you hope. But that's I don't like
them because of their stupid paywall. Yeah, you know what,
I got bad information and a paywall.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I guess what.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Guess what I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You're paying for AI mystacles if you will. That's how
they get you. Oh no, I don't really feel that
I need to explain this one. That's how they get you.
They use AI. They tell you that the this is
correct information. It's not correct information. Next thing you know,
you're wondering why you can't find a book in the
library that's supposed to exist from your favorite author. And
(10:08):
then you're like, well, then what's the point of books?
What's even the point of books? That you stop reading?
And then you relyed AI for everything, and then it
wins the inevitable human versus robot war.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Near behind, far behind, wherever you are, Bring that behind
on over here. It's the morning mash bit on Rocket
ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Mikey Jordan Hudson has told people she's engaged to Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know what I've been for her.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I've been really dreaming of real love lately, and I
just think that this is just such a sweet story.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
According to a new report in The New York Times,
the twenty four year old Hudson has told at least
one person that she's engaged to be married to Belichick,
who is seventy three. Okay, lord, so good, good for her.
Who's get that bad girl? Who's the one person? And
why can't they hold water?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I know, I thought that too, like a, well, we
know who that is.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I guess I would imagine there'd be a press release,
there'd be a news conference, the way Jordan's working things
right now, but the one person let this.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Leak, I don't know would there be because Jordan also
is we have to say she's smart, the girl knows
what she's doing. Yeah, would you say?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And I saw a paper leaked or an email leaked
that she had written, and it was really well written. Yeah,
super business professional and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But she gave really like actually solid pr advice and
then like people tried to paint it as her being controlling,
and then like you actually read the email, it's.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Like, no, this isn't in business.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
He should have been getting this entire time, so really
she's helping him out. But they just wanted to demonize her. No,
I think she's very smart, and I think that the
leak is probably actually the way to go because they
have been getting so much backlash that if she did
do a big press release about it, she'd just get backlash.
This one deal with that.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Interestingly, what at this point they don't care, They don't
seem to. They're doing like airplanes on the beach, did.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You see millions of dollars? Why would they care about
the thoughts of plebeians.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
That's what I'm saying. If they got engaged and it's like, oh,
how are we going to do this without getting backlash?
Versus you're in the news, we're still talking.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We've been talking about this couple for the last two months,
if not longer. Once we found out that Bill they
were dating, and Bill was going to uh, North Carolina,
and it's like.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh, the college age kids are going to hit on her,
It's like, no, they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Look, man, I messing with Bill Belichick. When you meet
your soulmate.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Oh okay, you just got to follow your heart.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Can I ask you something, Maria, take yourself out of
whether this is kind of gross or not, because we
all know it's kind of gross. Is it creepy for
Bill Belichick? Yes, he didn't finish his didn't need to. Yes,
it's creepy, is it? But she's an adult woman, She's
a beautiful adult woman. Sure she's young, but she's still
an adult.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Her frontal lobe isn't developed so well.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
If I'm just talking about you know, I don't know.
I don't see necessarily, do you think there's.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Something anything wrong with this. Ummm well yeah, I mean,
like yes, but no, I mean sure, she's an adult
and that's fine. She also, like, is twenty four years old,
and he has a lot of connections and a lot
of power and a lot of money. And if things
don't go the way that he wants, he can switch
it up to get his way interesting, and if things
(13:25):
don't go the way that she wants, well, she can
get wrecked. So just the power dynamic alone there not
to mention. I don't know. I'm thirty one, and when
I look out a twenty one year old dude, I
don't care what he looks like. I see a baby. Yeah,
and that's only a ten year age difference. Fifty years.
Fifty years is nuts. What do you even talking about?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's gotta be older than her. Oh they are? Are
you joking?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Go Bill go, It's not the question of his kids
being the same age.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Let's talk about maybe his grand Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, go Bill go.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
They said the couple haven't made the announcement yet about
the apparent news, despite dolicheck having plenty of opportunities to
do so, But speculation has been right for months.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We'll see what happens. I'm enthusiastic about it. I mean, like,
I'm sure he is enthusiastic about it. He's excited, but
like as enthusiastic as Build Belichick guts.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
He's medically excited.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Marry me cool.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I hate thinking about Memorial Days this weekend. A month
has gone away too fast. Dino Derby's gonna be here
sooner than you think. And I know you haven't registered yet.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Thousand dollars prize up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, rock ninety five to five Chi dot com. Get
registered for down Derby and get the kids registered too.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm going to dress like Jeff Goldbloom, do it.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I think that's awesome. I looked at my computer too.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Email notifications.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Somebody got an email. Professional video has been released of
an incident this past weekend which a door Dash delivery
driver drove miles through a secured restricted area and ended
up on the tarmac at O'Hare International Airport.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Did he complete the order?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I don't think so. But if it was someone on
a plane, they were like, let's see if this works.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Listen. This is only lame if he didn't complete the order.
But if he did, that is the greatest door dash
tripping history.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You almost have to become a personal delivery driver outside
a door dash after this, because you're gonna go the
extra mind Yeah, him right.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
No, that's incredible. That guy was going to be hired
by Vogue one day.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
The Chicago Department of Aviation said there were no disruptions
to operations at O'Hare and that the area was swept
by the Chicago Police, But the department did not address
how the driver was able to get past the tarmac,
you know that. Basically they think he just made it
past security somehow. But the thing was is the car like,
it wasn't an airport looking car. It was sort of
like maybe a six like Hyundai Sonata year it was
(15:51):
maybe had been driven a lot, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think I saw a thing that said that he
drew like through the gate.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Uh, the unauthorized car evaded security and somehow ended up
next to a plane.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Jeez, taxing too, bro.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
That's scary in itself, just from a security standpoint. You
should be able to drive a car out onto the
tarmac of an airport.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You could drive into a lot of areas you're not
supposed to get to the thing that stops you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Is you knowing you're not supposed to go there?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
All the signs that say do not answer. They tipped,
I will go where?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Okay where the blue dot tells me where to go.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You said you were going to meet me outside.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Somebody calls. This is a security guard picking up his phone,
ringing hello, Yeah, no what I stepped away for a seconds.
The car's just flowing past the security gate.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Hang on, I ordered some food one second. I'll be
back in my post a second. Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Hair has put the blame on someone else, They say,
Lincoln Security Services is contracted to secure their locations, and
so they don't know what I want.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
You know, you've done messed up when you had no
idea about a company before, and then that name gets
dropped in an article of someone's best Wasn't that these
guys reflect?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I just think, what a crazy story. So if you're
driving around today and you see a sign that says
do not enter, do not enter.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I'm breaking the habit tonight which habit?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I keep saying that?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Or tomorrow? Yea, might be, might be the end of
the week.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm going to k after holiday. We're close to the
weekend and it's a holiday weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, wait time, Oh my god, yeah, after the holidays,
so like next January the holidays. You didn't specify it's
the morning mash. But on Rock ninety five to five, Maris,
you told me that you have a special treat for me.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
We do, okay, you know that thing.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We've been doing a radio show, well outside of the
radio shooting, where.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We don't don't do things outside the radio show.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We get to quit people's jobs for them. Oh yes, two,
we notice you have another one. I'm not even going
to take calls because they called us this time, and.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
This is something anybody can do. By the way, they've
been so awkward, I thought that I was going to
go in there, doll the swinging guns of blazing seeing
like you corporate shill. It's get out of here. But
I'm gonna be honest. Sometimes I'm like, oh no, you
were a bad employe, but I still have to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, we'll fight for you anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, we're fighting for you because that's the way we
feel against shills. But yeah, we got an interesting story
about a bartender today, so.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh that one's hitting close to home.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, we're going to talk to them next. On Rock
ninety five to five, Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Are we speaking with Xander?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah? Doing Brander.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, we're checking in on you because you reached out
to us because you got a really bad boss situation.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
That's right, that's right. I mean maybe that's the worst thing,
but I think it's pretty bad. Man. Uh, you gotta understand, right,
I'm a bartender. I mean, I'm a career bartender. I've
been doing it since I was eighteen, Uh, you know,
and uh and it's kind I enjoy it is my life.
But man, I recently found out that my manager, Mark
(19:17):
has been skimming from the tip pool. Who like, he
skimmed all off the top. And like, what what's horrible
about this is that he's a salary right, you know,
I need these tips to live, you know, I pay
my bills with my tips. I mean it's pretty much
tips is my livelihood, you know, And he's skimming off
(19:41):
the top of the pool. Man, this is not yet
poorally wrong, but it's just straight up illegal. I mean
that's stealing. Yeah, you know, yeah, I definitely I definitely
want to put.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Him on blast.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And he's not just stealing from you, it's the other bartenders.
You work with, and the rest of your staff is
being hurt by this as well.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
All of all of the all of the barn Sanders,
and we all share that, you know, the tipple at
the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And uh.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
And just to think that this guy who'll gets a
salary and gets benefits and all that stuff, I mean,
he's taken a little bit off the top for himself
before he distributes to the rest of it. Now that
ain't right.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
This has happened to me before. How's that happen?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
With the cash? I would assume, yes, Like I assume
you work in like a tip pool situation, Xander. Yeah,
so basically instead there are some restaurants where you make
your tips and like you're just working for you. But
then there are some restaurants where they do a pool
of the tips. I don't like that and then they divide. No,
it's actually it's the better way to get You can
(20:42):
get more money more reliably that way.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay, we all serve every stuff, right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Right there.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It helps you work as a team basically more instead
of just like.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, But so that means that management has a lot
of oversight there, and so they're in charge of that money.
And so if they are like, Okay, so everyone made
we'll say seven hundred dollars in tips tonight, and we're
going to give that out to seven employees, they're each
going to get a hundred bucks. But then if they're like,
I need about one hundred bucks myself, So everybody made
six hundred bucks tonight and now we're going to divide
(21:17):
it out way so pissed. Yeah, it's not great. Oh Xander,
this is going to be cathartic for me.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yo, buddy, I'm angry for you, brother.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, now you feel my pain. Yeah, I mean it's
like I can't believe Alex Curio it when I found out.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So you're over it, You're sure you're over it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, I'm not over it?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
No, I mean like you're over the job.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, you're done with the job. Are you gonna move
to a different Have you found another spot yet?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
And I really like where I work, I mean I've
been there for a long time. But you know I
can't I can't live with this. I mean that's just
straight up illegal, man.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, and disrespectful, terrible, right.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And also, if you're not making the money that you're
working for, what's the point. Yeah, all right, I got you.
I've heard enough.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Guy doesn't know what he's in for Xander.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
We're gonna record it. We're gonna put him on blast.
It's gonna be so good. It's gonna be so good.
We'll call him tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, we're gonna call him tomorrow and really straighten this guy.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I say, here's gonna be walking real tall at work today.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, Sander, hold on the line. Maris is gonna get
some information. We need to get your manager's number and stuff.
So you stay right there. Okay, good. Now, here's five
or so things with Mayris.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Why does he always drop his bands doing this part
of the show.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I find it discomforting.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh wow, you're welcome. Starting five things.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
On a sad note, as George Wentt, best known for
his role as Norm the Maleman on Cheers.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Has passed away at the age of seventy six.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
He was one of three people or actors that appeared
on every episode of Cheers.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Wow We've got a Chicago guy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, No, native of Chicago, one of the iconic voices
behind dub famous NFL skit or SNL skit about the
NFL involving the Chicago Bears's, There's L's there also voice
(23:13):
actor best known for his rolls Ham and Toy story.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That's cool. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yes, my god, shake Check is adding a new side
for the first time ever. I guess on what it
might be to a side, uh twes, skirts, fried pickles,
Chris Rany bites are all tipped in flavorful batter and
then you get a creamy buttermilk ranch to go along
(23:40):
with that.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's overrated.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I think I like pickles, but I think deepried pickles
are overrated.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I think you're overrated.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Well, I'm just going for cheese. If there's depried cheese,
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
That's okay. It's a different experience. It doesn't matter. It
doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I can't get heated about
this right now.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't know if I can continue this, Like.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I don't know how to deal with this. We picklanders.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We have our seventh iteration of Jurassic Park Jurassic World Rebirth.
We'll be hitting theaters on July second, starring Scarlett Johansson,
Marshal la A Lee, and Jonathan Bailey. As this is
the seventh film. There there's another team going to extract
dinosaur DNA. What happens across pass with.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
A family on an island and.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Everything goes wrong where they end up stranded and finding
a shocking discovery.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Did they get out?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We'll find out on July second, when Jurassic World Rebirth
hits theaters.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I have Spider Man shows up.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
He probably will. At this point we can't write anything.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Halfway through Jurassic Park we get another origin story for
Peter Parker, Peter Jurassic Parker?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, where's my belt? Where's your be What if somebody
gets bit by a dinosaur and then become dinosaur man?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Cling, remove the bell again?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Here, come here, all right, very quickly, A woman in
her twenties was busted with one point seven million dollars
in meth in her kiaserantel.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
That's a lot of meth.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I love it that it's in a Kia. That's cheap too.
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That accounts for eighty three packages with a total weight
of one hundred and ninety one pounds.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I should know that it's just a cheap drug. I
just know it's a knowledge off the top of my head.
I've never done the math except once. Nope, We're going
to finish. We're going to finish.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
If you're wondering where all your spam emails are coming from,
they're coming from right here in the US survey with
US accounting for fifty seven percent of your spam emails
that you get on a regular basis, and that's just
for the first quarter of twenty twenty five, accounting for
one point four or five billion emails.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
USA number one, top of the.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I would have preferred to lose on that one.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Nice ban mails from Nigeria.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It is the morning mosh pit on Rock ninety five
to five, never going to brag about being perfect. And
I am legitimately, legitimately sorry that I reported the news incorrectly,
so incorrectly because I went off on I know who
that is, I remember him from this and this and
this got about fifty percent right.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Which is failing.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So to George went and your family, I apologize because
I misreported who you were on Cheers and in Toy Story.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Because you weren't in Toy Story.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Unbelievable, the males from Chicago.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Norm was not the mail man on Cheers.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Cliff, his name is Cliff.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And I made a mistake and I will own that.
And again, I'm sorry. Stuff happens, and you know it's
it's right here. The words are here. But I said, hey, Mars.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Personalized, didn't I say three three doors grace yesterday? Yes,
it happens.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We do go a shout out to seven and eight,
who corrected you perfectly in our text, Maris you screwed
it up? There the text blowing up Cliff not norm
was the mailman. No points for you. And you get
to wear Michael's dunce cap, which, by the way, we
should get one of those. Yeah, I think I should
be able to send you guys into the corner.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You also get to go in the corner. My dear,
you have moments.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Fine, you have, but I send myself. Uh so seven myself,
I own my moments. Seven away, thank you, and you
know what, high five man, Thank you for the correction.
You get a gift card to Capri Cafe. Get you
some paraphernalia. Maybe you want something. Yeah, our boy will
be in touch with you. Seven and eight.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, we're going to be calling you in just a second.
We do have something that we need to discuss. Oh,
Rocky Richter, No, Oh, it's a news. Oh, a news.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
But after we just talked about all that, you know,
I don't want to I want to bring the room down. Yeah,
I'm thinking I present the news in a more like
positive way.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
You use the happy music, Yeah yeah, I don't want
to change.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
The head, so I just want to present them a
little happier with bad news, Bears. Nurse kills mother by
removing breathing too Holy salt, bring Batman out the gate.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
We couldn't like ease into it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Family with sick child loses home in tornado. God really
kicked you while you were down on that one, h
but be terrible. Woman charged in stabbing of seven year
old son.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
What do you do exactly?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Sounds like someone got past the child proof locks. That
has to do that, buddy. You guess you'll learn no, no, no, no,
go on, Michael.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I walked past kids in my neighborhood and I'm like,
someone smack that kid.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Those kids think that about YouTube, Michael. Somebody eight year
old attacked with beer bottle at pizza Rhea again, what
do you do? Don't touch the man's pizza. Oh my god,
all of this is bad news, Bears.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't I feel so empty right now. I don't
know how to feel about all of them.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Could I offer you some beer and pizza and a child.
Don't do it? Okay, I guess we won't have another
headline for tomorrow. Oh, Mikey, you could chase Mikey. That
could be the child that you chase with a beer
bottle every Daysman, I get out of breath just hearing
(29:45):
that last note. Amy vocal Powerhouse share is on the
morning mosh bit on wrap ninety five five? Boys, what
are we doing?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Go cubsco that's the silence before the side. Talk about
a bounce back from that stupid first loss in this series.
The Cubs dominated the Miami Marlins last night fourteen to one.
They had an eight run sixth inning, which is nuts.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I love fractions, and they were all singles.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
They just kept slowly.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, all right, well the Cubs one, no, keep going,
I got I got some more numbers for you. Get
this something else you'd like?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
The White Sox edged out the Seattle Mariners one to nothing,
a good long edged Yeah. Mariners are White Socks. Beat
the Mariners.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Marriones. Mariners are good this.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Year, very good team. And to only hold them to
four hits.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, that's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
That was awesome. Let's see both teams in action tonight
normal game.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Time and we chat NFL news. No, Bears are not
playing about this offensive line. They are very serious. They
are very invested, and they prove so as they extended
Joe Tuning to or two year extension including thirty five
million dollar deal.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Okay, hey, yeah, you want to hang around for two
more years, we'll give you thirty five mili twist mylor.
Let me think about it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, so this is where the salary cap math.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Gets me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
By doing this extension, the Bears are freed up eight
million dollars of cap space or sorry, seven point five
million dollars in cap space, and now they have fourteen
million dollars available for this season. Wow, so they could
address a few additional needs and or extend some other players.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Okay, interesting, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I hear this intense music every time I'm trying to
do math too, So this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I do have to correct something. Regular game time for
the teams, the Cubs in the White Sox tonight afternoons.
They're both they both have afternoon games, so regular afternoon game.
Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, sure, WELK, don't want you to get you meet
up on the text line.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I get to go home and mark the games today.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
And then also we know flag football is being added
to the Olympics for twenty twenty eight. The NFL has
officially set that they are going to allow NFL players
to play in the Olympics to play flag football against
the rest of the world.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, I'll do it. I want to be on
the team.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Now is this will be a flag This is gonna
be fun for well, ma'am, capture the flag.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
I would love to be captured and saved. I see
that I can be a damsel in distress. I get
myself in distress all the time.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
How about punted, sir? Spiked after the touchdown?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Okay, so I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
We're just thrown out random terms. This punch is close, man,
is going to be interesting because we do have a
lot of NFL players from a lot of different countries now.
It's so it'd be interesting to see how they line
up and where they choose to play for.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So uh, it'll it'll be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Unless you are the smallest team out there going up
against the three hundred pounds Lineman.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That is more athletic to anybody in this room.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, hell yeah, David versus Goliath. Let's go. All they
need is one slingshot.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
When you say go, do you mean go Cubs go?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Uh? They won? Yeah, Yes, they're gonna win again tonight.
When I say go, I mean go Cubs go? Now
do you have winners? Fun to the Head is next five.
Now here's a bit only blog.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Who's there?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Eight four four ninety five fifty b collar ten to
play Fun to the Head with us up for grabs today.
Rock the Country a festival for we the people, and
I believe that is the first time I've gotten that correct.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
But you in dead it, buddy.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You'll get to see kid Rock, Nickelback and Leonard Skinner
June thirteenth or fourteenth. And if you've gone one of
us correctly the gun you can get qualified for VIP
upgrades and a camping pass. So you want to play
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Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's not working?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Okay, it's not working.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh I ran away and hey eight four four eight
four four nine five five ninety five fifty. Fun to
the Head is next, and now Fun to the Head
on Rocked. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Hey are we speaking with Roxy?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
You are Roxy?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Roxy? Doing good?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
The name on everybody's lips. Roxy.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I guess I love those clothes that chicks would wear
in like the nineties, the Roxy you know brand you
will gear?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, used to let's go Roxy wore roxies?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Well, Roxy, Welcome to Fun to the Head.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
This is the trivia game where you get to pick
one of us to answer questions for you to win
tickets to Rock the Country, a festival.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
For we the people. And now your decision. Who would
you like to answer questions?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Mareth Yes? Can I use the poppets? Yes?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't trust This would have to be a Maris
choice because this is I don't no.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Doubt, yes that that's going to end up on my face,
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
All right now, I don't trust your throwing.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All right, all right, ready, Yes, it's time to lock in.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Question number one, which US state officially legalized recreational weed
on April twenty It's twenty twenty one, like the USI signment.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I want to say Colorado and you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay, Roxy, do you have any idea? No, I don't
know at the moment. California. Nope, it would be New York. Whoa.
I wouldn't have gotten it either.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Question number two, What American city is the only one
to host a super Bowl during a snowstorm? Indoors? Indoors? Interesting? Indoors?
I could see the.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Answer on the wheel run it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh my goodness, you have.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
To be real cold, right, so you're thinking cold?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Roxy? Do you have any idea an indoor stadium? I
want to say maybe Minnesota. Minnesota is a state.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Damn, I thought, what American city? All right, that's it.
It's the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Oh yeah, those Minnesota Vikings. They had that super Bowl
right inside peak snowstorm.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah. Okay, Rocky, we pulled a rock Rocky.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
All right, keep you guys on track, said Rocky.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Question no Metal. What nineties Console Wars Rival? Hang on,
there we go? What nineties Console Wars Rival finally made
peace in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate when Sonic and Mario
shared a screen. It sure is? Okay, it is? It
(37:46):
is Nintendo and Sega. Roxy. Do you play Nintendo or Sega?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
I don't play the game.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's okay. Well no, you just like have a life
and you know he's working on one. That's fine. Thanks,
thanks for the shade there. You're welcome, money Cate. It
it seemed like you needed a little cooling down.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I remember that when you want to play games next time.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Okay, I haven't gotten So what is this? All you
need is one more?
Speaker 3 (38:13):
One more?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
All right? One more? We are Roxy, I got my
puppets ready? Okay?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
What iconic MTV show from the early two thousands featured
celebrities showing off their homes and questionable home decord?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Okay, I got this, Roxy, unless you want to answer.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Cribs? Yeah, TV goods today? Man, I'm sorry that one. Look,
gods were painful?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh my god? Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I gave her fresh one.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
What's the last two questions?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I have one more, one more left? Roxy, But you
got this? What fast food mascot is literally a redhead
with pigtails and a reputation for savage tweets?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
You got this?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Roxy? No?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah which fast fast food red head pigtails? Sunday it's
gotta she's got a Roxy the country.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Thanks guys, you know I needed to break breast. That
was a direct target on my nipple from both of you.
Not okay right now, one is hard and one is confused. Okay,
but Roxy, you're going to Rock the Country at festival
for we the people with Kid Rock, Nickelback, and Leonard Skinner,
(39:42):
all happening in Hastings, Michigan on June thirteenth and fourteenth,
And you are also qualified for the VIP upgrade and
camping passes that we will be giving away on a Friday,
So be by your phone around eight fifty. We're gonna
call the winner and let them know. Now everybody else
gets your tickets at Rockthecountry dot com because we do
(40:06):
want you to go to enjoy this one. And it's
all thanks to our friends at the Street Entertainment.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Nerd Alert.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
It's time to dirk out its out dork.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
We shall.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Hey music, Yeah you should.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
It's Mario Kart Baby.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
I have news for Nintendo switch to if you are
still looking.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Oh, I like that. I bought poppets at the grocery store.
They're finally out and we have some. I don't know
why that scared me so much.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
They left to the desk.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
You gotta wipe it off quick.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's gonna forget it, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Focus Nintendo Switch to pre sales online.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Absolute mess.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
You'd get lucky if you got to get over the
best Buy or game Stop to get one in person,
and both game Stop and best Buy have announced that
they will be doing a midnight, midnight in person release
for Nintendo Switch too, so if you did not get
a pre order, you will be able to take advantage
if you're there in time. So I didn't need to
(41:16):
pre order anyway. If you want it, you really need
to pre order. Pre Orders will also be hitting Walmart,
Best By Target, and game Stop at midnight Eastern time.
Words are hard today, so that's eleven our time on
April twenty third.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Actually yeah, on April. The night of April twenty.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Third, get ready to get online if you want to
try and get the switch.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Too, obviously you're what's going on right April. Small stroke
is happening.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
It is a small stroke out June fifth. You want
to play with some pop ups e Leton, she's checking
itnight June fifth. You'll be able to take advantage of
additional online orders.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
For the Switch too, So when can I get it?
June fifth, Away. I don't know anything about the search.
It doesn't matter. We're circle back to it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Wow, Maris is probably already pre ordered and everything, so
he said, ready to have it.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I went and called after the show and completely because
I forgot about it, because I was gonna go over
and do it in person, and then it was just
like whatever, they didn't have any.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
So okay, Mario, Kurt, you guys, yes, get fun.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
When do you want to do it?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Do it in the room?
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Yeah, on the big screen here, get in.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, I got you fun. We're going to make this
happen because we worked really hard. That made more sense
than anything I just said to me.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I still don't know anything about the switch, but that's cool.
I know best Buy or something. Yeah, very quick, very quick.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Synopsis June fifth, game stop and that lovely place called
best Buy will have extra units in stock for you
to get when they release at midnight.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
So ging it. We got through that again.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
We did.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
It's a beautiful, beautiful piece of radio. Thing about the
morning Moss bit is it's in the morning.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
So excited to see those guys that riot. Fast Rock
ninety five five, Chicago's rock station Maris, tell us about
your teeth.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Okay, so at the t you mentioned you had a
water pick. I went to the dentist. They were like, hey,
you don't floss well, and I said, I just don't floss.
I mean, I know that sounds gross, but really, like,
it's such pain in the ass. It's an extra thing
to do. I have ADHD I just scribed and.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I'm running out the door in your mouth right uh.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
And she said, have you heard of a water pic
And I said no, And she said, you gotta get
this thing. And it basically sprays high pressure water into
your gums, like around the edges of your gums.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
It's a big day for your teeth.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
That's a really good way to put it.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Bas actually, yeah. Yeah, and Maris got one.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, I got one because you were raving about it. Yeah,
you didn't tell me how awesome it was. It's pretty cool.
It's like a little soup. So good.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
So I I did mine this morning and I was
bleeding in the shower.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's up.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
So that was the thing that you warned me about.
You're like, yeah, you kind of got to do it
while you're showering or else. Is that gonna get everywhere praise. Yeah, because,
like you know, I tested it out on the wall first,
got a quick little and then I was like, okay,
let's see how this goes. And it catches you off guard. Yeah,
first because you don't realize how powerful it is. But
(44:34):
then like once you start moving it around, it's like,
oh wow, it's like loosening stuff up.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
I had like a whole piece of lettuce. I know,
you know what's gross? Can I be gross for saying? Well, One,
I don't do it every day, So when I do
it like a couple of times a week, it's not enough.
My gums still bleed because you don't if you were
to flosh your gums and you haven't done it. And
the dentist said, she was like, if your gums bleed,
you know you should be doing it more. Yeah. But yeah,
it's pretty incredible a little device. Yeah, No, I like
it smell, That's what I was going to tell you. Yeah, okay,
(45:00):
so this is ef engross. When you do it, you
don't realize how many chunks and like little tiny pieces
of food get stuck up under your gums. And when
you blast it out in the shower, you can smell
like a rottney smell. It's so gross. But we should
be flossing better. We should cleaning better.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
This is everybody's wanting flaws so you don't get cavities.
I had twelve water picket They're all in the in
between the teeth and not like surfaces no longer.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, you're gonna be You're gonna be cavity free. Yeah,
I love this thing. Stink free.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Maria, you're making a really gross face over it. What
happened over here?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I just I think I want to be single forever.
Why I'm hearing this and realizing I can't live with
this again? Why I clean mouths? What do you mean
you can't live with this again? I don't want to
walk into my bathroom and see wet spots on the walls,
on the ceiling, and by the way, those spots have
bits of food in there that apparently stink. I'm gonna
be alone forever with my floss were ACDC in their
(46:01):
sleep deprivation. They got shook all night long. That's rough.
It'swarty Moshen on Rock ninety five to five? Do we
have texts?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Hold on before you go. I think it was a
different kind of shaking.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
What kind.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
It was like a fun kind of shaking.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
If you're trying to sleep, it's not fun like when.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Your friends sitting under the bed shaking it for you.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Like soaking. Yeah, oh gross, you can get married.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
You could soak with ACDC this Saturday at Soldier Field
soak it in.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
No, because it's married to any of them. You can
only do that in wed luck.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Text time doubled over and fifty oh hey from the
eighty four to seven. We're waiting on Maria's court update.
Did you get divorced?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:48):
How many times have so you've went to court to
try to just what finalize this thing?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Basically? No, literally, I just want to submit the paperwork. Okay,
that's it. And I don't know, I think I judged it.
First of all, she's using Outlook, so there's that and
trying to search an email and outlook you know what
that's like? Yeah, it would be great, though she could.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Maybe she listened to the show.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I keep getting told that I haven't submitted the paperwork,
and then I literally had to call the clerk and
be like, hey, man, can you check the judge's email
and see if my paperwork that I know has been submitted?
Because I got the automatic email kickback has been submitted,
and he pulled it up and had to be like, yeah,
you're on her leg.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's there, hommies. So you didn't submit it right?
Speaker 4 (47:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
No, then I didn't submit it all in one. No.
I needed to submit it in separate PDFs, not in one.
So the court date got kicked two months. Haha.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's great fun time, no problems there. From the two
on nine, when I listened to Bad News Bears, I
feel so so dirty.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
That's Carla and I feel dirty singing it. But here
we are our healthy people.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Good morning Maria Maris, and this one from the sixth
to three, Oh, good morning Maria Marris and Michael nice
bad news bears.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Maria.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
If I ever did half the crap these kids do today,
my ass would have been buttermilk. Nobody wants a buttermilk cass.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
No, not at all. I don't want a buttermilk.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I've never heard of I described but that would say
like I'm gonna give you a swat or something like that.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
We've got like a light spankings when we were kids.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
Buttermilk, booty, bring that ass overre gonna make us a
buttermilk I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
That didn't sound good at all. But if you said
it in a sexy way, look at that buttermilk.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
Cass, No, no, not okay, we have buttermilk.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Oh, just buttermilk is fine.
Speaker 6 (48:33):
But oh you like that one, ransom mil.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh and I can like visualize no, don't don't do that. No,
don't do that. They couldn't see it. Fine. Finally, from
the text eight.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
From the eight four to seven, I agree a water
pic is absolutely Mare's just got his first water pick.
I been pick him for a while. Marie's pick free,
Maris says. From the seven, they say, I agree, a
water pick is absolutely the bidet of the teeth. It's
also a nice little massage.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm imagining it like a spoon under a fuss.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
I almost brought mine in today because it's so ridiculously
spray right, But then there's a lot of and then.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
You remember, oh, yeah, we're working with electronics. I know,
please away, So I went, I went to the store
and got poppets instead. Yeah, so we brought gun packs.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
I was gonna say, bear mace poppets.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Don't do the water okay, don't do the one. We'll
keep cleaning our teeth at home. Yes, keep that smell
in your bathroom.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
You can always text us yeah it's kind of gross. Yeah,
only if you don't do it every day. You can
always text us A four four nine, five, ninety five,
fifty or fifty.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
I'm sorry, what's that number?
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Ninety five fifty eight, four four, five, five and fifty
night A five half pick?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Guys, we're we're renaming the show. Oh no, we are misinformation.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I thought misinformation mos pitch yeah, show on the Spectrum.
I've been watching that show Love on the Spectrum. It's
so cute.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
We all do need to get a diagnosis.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I'm obsessed. We could do that on the air. We
should also do what's the thing called where you find
out how smart you are? And we could try that one.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
I think in a way we just did eight four, four,
ninety five fifty. Who do you think is going to
score higher on whatever test we're about to take?
Speaker 3 (50:33):
You guys want to play with my puppets?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Is that a euphemism or a literal thing? No?
Speaker 3 (50:39):
I got them at the store. They're they're they're selling
them now because it's almost the fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Listen eight four four ninety five fifty. What test do
we need.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
To take we should do? What diagnosis would you give us?
Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's like there was a lot of stuff happening, Like, clearly,
I gotta go see my doctor about my blood pressure
because stuff's just happening in.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
My time about blood pressure.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Booboo. Personality tests would be fun.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh god, I don't think we're ready to face ourselves
in that way. Not a tarot reader.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
It's not a tarot reader.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
We could do that too.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Tell yeah, there's gotta be some crazy fortune teller out there.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
It wants to come in.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Oh yeah, I'll tell you your fortune. When you've got
negative two thousand dollars in your bank account, that's a
fortune baby.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Pretty much. Yeah, that's the way of the world right now.
Car I got poppets though, so that's cool. How much
does those poppets cost? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, those aren't expensive by any means.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
I like them. I was rigging them up to the
nerf guns. I like the smell of gunpowder. That's why
I was sniffing it.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
No, and I got it. And I'm with you on
that good No, no, no, Michael's right on that one.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Gunpowder Like after fireworks go on.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh, it's not so good. Good to stand out there.
You are set off. Definitely not illegal fireworks like in
your backyard.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
No, I'm not about to dry myself on the radio.
I'm going to go to Indiana this weekend.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
I said, not illegal. It's not illegal if you buy
it in another shit, That's what I'm saying. I said,
not illegally, not snitching.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Hey, are those big barrels? What are those fifty gallon barrels?
So that's called you know what I'm saying, like a
normal big barrel size. We used to put so much
fireworks and dynamite and stuff underneath them that we would
shoot it up in the air like thirty feet and
we would have holes in the yard. My dad would
get so mad about that. You'll see them so fun.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
Reports all over the news during fourth of July that
someone's lost a finger or a hand or a foot
in this year.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Nobody's on Mikey, Why are you taping all those piccolo
PiZZ together? No reason, buddies, no reason.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
We made it through Wednesday. Will we be here tomorrow?
That's the question you'll have to find out. On Rock
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