Toupee or Not Toupee

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna crack. I think we all are if someone
has to. Kurt Cobain already said he's not going to.
Oh that's probably yeah. Yeah, I realized that could be
really quick. Okay, let's move right along. It's the Morning
Mash but on Rock ninety five to five. My name's Maria.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Palmer, Maris Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Good morning. It's a Rock ninety five five thirst. Yes, yeah,
we are not out at a bar. The best way
to enjoy Thursday is my listening on the app. So
you see why I haven't made the correction because you
see how that ruins the entire jingle.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It does, and it is great to listen in your
car still, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And you can listen in your car on the app.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, if you'd like on your phone bluetooth it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
If you had a drink right now, Mari's not that
you would because it's six am, But like if I
twisted your arm, just twisted my arm. If I was like, hey,
you have to drink right now, what would it be?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do I just get to choose?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah? Yeah, you're what's your six am bever GINO?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh, I'm just gonna go straight for the whiskey. Oh,
just right, off the back.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
All right, so you dive right in.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
We're a band aid, all what about you?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
If it's morning, it's got to be something with orange
juice or something, so maybe a screwdriver mimosa, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Know, gotcha, gotcha? See, And for me, I'd be like,
why are you pressuring me to drink? It's six a
what's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Not even a bit of pushback.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's five o'clock somewhere?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Are you okay? Is everyone all right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Oh, we're going to be a lot better when we
get to give away these offspring tickets today and two pays.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Are making a comeback. Yay.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I always picture the guy in the convertible and he's
driving and doesn't know and the it's just flapping, you know,
the front of it's just coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I think man should do whatever they need to feel
good about themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I agree that sounded.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
More condescending than I meant it to sound. It was
just the sing songer tone. I mean it.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I know I just thought of this, But isn't a
two page just like a short version of a wig?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, a little wigs?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, the pope hat wig.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Just a little bit right, there.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
On the top.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Also, a Wisconsin man runs twenty six miles, stops at
every Culver's along the way.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh delicious.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
W c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Get out the super soaker. I walk to work in
shorts after the winter we had.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I like the quarts, thank you, the khaki shorts.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, I gotta get new on theesar like last summer.
So you know what I mean, I'm starting to pull
out like last summer stuff. And I'm like, oh, I'm
going to get new shorts jackies.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Would you call.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Them the Jackie No, Jackies would be Jane Khaggies.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah. Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
And I don't like his shorts are getting shorter, Like
I see the kids. I can't believe what I see
the kids these days, and their shorts are like super short.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah. Well, I gotta be honest, I'm not noticing kids
shorts very often.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I was looking at fashion and see how I'm out
of the loop.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh you mean like youth, like just younger than you. Yeah,
like children?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, No, yeah, I just mean like that. I just
feel old lately. I have forty one, and I'm like,
all right, I'm old.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Good save I like I like the I like that
the shirts are creeping up.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I was just gonna say, I wonder if you liked
give me a.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Little Mantha, little fire meat.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Now like a little bone in.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, you can let a little fie meat out.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Today.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's gonna be hot, high of eighty five degrees, partly
sunny and uh and then clear overnight nice tomorrow as well.
So it's a thigh day. It's a thirst day.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
The Mariams.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
It is the morning monstrid on rock ninety five to five.
You did say ninety earlier, right, eighty five the high.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
But sometimes, as you know, those temperatures can tick up
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay, okay, it's looking going to be a beautiful day
and humid. Uh, it's expected with the territory.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Did you get the fog yesterday? Yeah, rolling in my
floor of my apart it was kind of damp because
there's so much fog rolling through. It's crazy. I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
It is that day though, it is, and.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I myself a feeling just a little bit parched.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Oh it must be here Thursday.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's wrong ninety five by Thursday. Oh yeah, we're not
at it. Up are the best way to enjoyed Thursday. Correction, please,
that was good. Today We're gonna tell you one way
than God. What you warner? A drink? I'm going to
have a beer because this weekend I'll be going to
a sports game and rooting for the team.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Which color are you rooting for? Blue? And red?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'll tell you when I find out whomans, I will
have been rooting for them the entire time.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
That should be fair.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
If you just said red, you might be able to
get away with it, because if the White Sox were
their city connects.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
They'll be red on both teams.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Red.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
There you go, nice, look at you just right down
the middle. Who the last time you actually went to
a Cubs.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Game last year?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, yeah, okay, that's not bad. Yeah, I know you've
been to. It's such a fun place to be this year.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Holy moly, they aren't.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
They're really fun.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Especially the Cubs are rolling right now too. I mean,
it's packed stadium, they're having walk offs. One of the
best sporting games I've ever seen in my whole life,
no matter what the sport was that game at Wrigley where,
I mean all the home run it's just incredible.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's just a peak summertime. Chicago experience. Go to a
baseball game, have a beer, getting on, like the little chance,
yell at the players.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You know, Oh you yell at the players, Well, yell
at them, nice pants.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I sound sarcastic, put up being sincere.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I remember I was at a game in Atlanta and
we got seats close enough that we could yell at
the right fielder.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
It was at the time, but it was just complimentary. Yeah,
I've seen these videos.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
One of my earliest memories of all time is going
to an Orioles game.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh yes, he says.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
In Baltimore, and man, oh man, they had Italian ice there,
and little I believe I was too. I think like
I was really.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So you okay, finish the story maybe three.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I know, I know I have really early childhood memories
that don't make any sense. No, no, no, I know,
I know, but I do. I have the memories of
the Italian ice. I really didn't know that there was
baseball came going on, if I'm being honest, and I
like to continue watching my sports and exactly the same
way to this day.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
The song you're going to need to know is called
go Cubs.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Go, Go Popes Go Hey go buddy, you sick the
popes from our windy City.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Okay, gagy Elephant, I was singing there.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you want a background music.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's why we'll play music on our radio station.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, August nineteenth and twentieth, Trent Reznor and the crew
are going to be at the United Center Rock ninety
five five, Chicago's rock station. The morning mosh Pit is on.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm gonna go to that show. There use a lot
of production, a lot of technology.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
One of the best shows I ever saw was a
nine inch nail show.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
What they do a lot on stage where she goings
there Shine seemed to be everywhere these days. What if
they turn against us and say and oh, I don't know.
Inevitable Human Advice.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is a robot walls from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
A team of students at Perdue University just made Rubik's
Cube history with the robot they developed. It's called Perdubix Cube.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I get it do.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
There points points.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It solved a Rubics cube in point one zero three seconds,
like one one thousand not so what Yeah, I was
gonna say, so what you said was one one thousand
and that was like ten.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Point one oh oh point one. Wait a minute, hold on,
there's video that fast.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
No video, there's a video, there's videos. A thing that
happened that beats the previous record that was a very
very nosying lollygagging point three zero five seconds from a
human from a robot. Yeah, from a robot. Damn blink
of a human eye. By the way, it takes about

(08:32):
two hundred to three hundred milliseconds. So the one millisecond
thing crazy.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I can't move that fast.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Have two hands where they had four in fact, okay,
so so it's got.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like four things, so it's got one on each, no one,
two okay, so six.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, okay, that helps a little. So that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
So now it's like not even can you who can
do the rubicscube fastest says, who can build a robot?
You can do the rubicsube the fast.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, so if we had eight.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Arms, imagine the possibility I have. And that's how they
get it. You got robots that can do rhubix cubes.
Suddenly we're not even making puzzles for humans anymore. We're
making them for robots. And then we lose all the

(09:22):
neuroplasticity that gives us the words are hard, big vocap
word right there. Neuroplasticity that we get from doing all
these puzzles. But you know who gains it, the robots.
And then the robots get smarter than us, and then
they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
Robot War.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Smashing Pumpkins have me thinking about fall.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I know we're hitting eighty five today, but thinking about
a night of melancholy and infinite sadness when they're going
to be performing with the orchestra at the Lyric Opera
in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
M m yeah, unique experience. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait for.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
That, especially Smashing Pumpkins and their music plus that orchestra
in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, I mean it's always cool.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah. They should do soundtracks. I'm surprised that they don't
like recording. Doesn't like Riteo soundtrack for any movie, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
He didn't write the whole soundtrack, but he has one
of my favorite songs, one of my personal favorite songs
when it's Smashing.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Pumpkins is on Batman soundtrack.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Uh huh uh hold on the beginning is not the end.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
He composed a lot of the original score for the
movie Stigmata.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Ah okay, I was gonna say, because he seems like
that kind of pose in the same way Nine inch
Nails do that.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Batman and Robin there we go. One of them hit
two songs, The end is the Beginning is the end,
and the other one is the Beginning is the End
is the beginning? Yeah awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
And the second one is just the remix of the
first one. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Those are my favorite kinds of rock stars when they're
just really like theater kids, so they're into all the
artsy so they'll like score the hey he did dgs,
or they'll make the albums, whatever the case may bee.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Did you see the movie Spun No, it's like a
drug movie. It kind of makes you feel high when
you're watching it or whatever. But he did the whole
composition for that movie.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
That's so cool. Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
The other thing about Billy Corgan is he is bald.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's right, Well, what a time.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
The reason that I they're clapping, dear listeners, because what
we are talking about right now is two pays. Yes,
they seem to be making a comeback amongst men, and I,
for one, am kind of here for it. I think
you should embrace whatever you want to embrace. Like, no,
I don't know any woman turned off by baldness.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right, but what about like the tufts around the sides.
Does it have to be full bald shaved if you
have Larry David tufts.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I think you have to have the tufts in order
for it to blend in, Like you're supposed to keep
the top bald, so glue it down.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
If you're doing it to pay, I thought you meant
in general, like it's a bald man.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So like if you were something for everyone, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
If you're Billy corgan Ball, you're not too paying.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
You're wigging, yes, true, yeah, like the two pay you
have to be.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
So this is.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
As a dude. This is a scary thing for dudes
to the point where and I have all my hair still,
but I started in my twenties taking pills so I
didn't lose my hair. They're like hair loss pills. Yeah,
I swear to god. I was like, I do not
want to lose my hair. Dad have his hair, yeah,
my grandpa. I probably don't need those pills. I'm probably
getting some fact. I mean, as a guy, I.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Was like insecurity pills.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes, one thing that I do not want to lose.
Look at me, I would look like some sort of
what's the rat?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Fine, Yeah, that's like your own insecurity like your insecurity pills.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
You'd be fine.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well, and I think a lot of you you'd be
fine without the two pay too. But hey, they're making
a comeback.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Do what makes you comfortable?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, I've seen a lot of the the hair transplants
to and there's a phase when you see them where
it just looks painful, but then like after they you know,
kind of like fade in and like become part of
who you are.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
It's on a hair transplant. Are they taking hair from
the I even looked into it. Are they taking hair
from the back of your head and like sewing it
into the front?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Is not sewing, it's just kind of like plugging.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Interesting the new hair plugs just basically that's interesting. My
thing is is if I'm doing my hair every single morning, anyway,
I can do it next to my guy. Glue it down, baby.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
You look hot.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, I don't think you have to do it every day.
Either by all.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Means you're looking over and being like, oh yeah, glue
it down, glue down, heir.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Have you ever seen before and after pictures of people
with a two pay without like it takes ten years
off of them, you know what I mean? Like, Hey,
if that's what you want to do, get do the thing.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I had a former co worker get one, and I
didn't even notice until he said something, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
They're good.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, yeah, the sides they use lasers to like line
up the thing when they're measuring your scalp and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's not your Christmas vacation, Uncle Eddie too.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I gonna say, it's the technology has gotten a lot better.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, to pay or not to pay? That is the
question on the morning mosh pit, whether it is better
to embrace mail pattern faulting or to conform to society.
Bracing myself for the boys of Summer.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh yeah, they.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Have not yet arrived, short shorts.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm all ready for them to be gone.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I was gonna say that meat's about to pop out.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, but they're the boys of summer. Give me some
thime meat on those men of fall. Dog about the
Daddy's winter. You know, it's morning mosh pit on Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Mikey warmer Weather is brought back Ben Kinzinger's live music
series held atop a concrete pillar in the Chicago River
near the Belmont Avenue Bridge.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
This sounds like a tall tail, you would think it
would be.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's lore like literally just a I would say ten
by ten, maybe fifteen or you know, it's a circle,
so probably fifteen feet across. But they they take a
boat and they bring all the instruments out and they
load them up on top of the thing. And then
I saw a video of this when the camera turned around,
like on the bridge, everybody's just lined up listening, hanging out,

(15:14):
Like what a fun thing.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's one of those things where when I first initially
saw it, there might have been like twenty people just
kind of taking it in. But like as it was
like it's one of those exclusive opportunities.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It's unique. I want to say it started last year
or last year was the first time I noticed it?
Twenty twenty two, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
So I was the first time I noticed it, and
that was because one of our coworkers went shared it and.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I was like, WHOA, what is this?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's cool?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
But like my brain just kept going, how did they
get there? Is there a generator?

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Is the general allowed like all of those little things
like how did they put this together?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
But like if they're going to continue, good on them.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I look at cool. I'm looking at a picture. I
don't see a generator. I wonder if there's like a
plugin on top of that thing or something, because it
looks like it it was used for something at some
point where there's electricity running through it.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
But the logistics have to be a nightmare. I can
imagine being the roadie that has to get the e cliffment.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, there's people all around it in like floaties and
rafts and like hanging out in the water too.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
We gotta go do this, hey man, get my drum
kit up there seriously.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
And then if because initially I thought it was like
a big acoustic performance, but like acoustically you couldn't channel
the noise to go the way that you need to.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
But like again, like good on y'all. A cool thing
as long as the city doesn't shut it down. I
like unique stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
You know you can't do. It's not just some venue.
It's like they're in the middle. And then the whole
thing about how do you get it across? How do
you get it on? It makes it extra cool. So
it is once again in the Chicago River near the
Belmont Avenue Bridge, and the next two performances are this
Sunday and May twenty sixth.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
This Sunday, Okay, we should go.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
It'll be fun. It's a crossdown classic to be had.
Oh I'll be at that on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
You want and do that on Saturday? So twenty six
sounds good to see them there.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Now here's a bit William Marris.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yep, I love this one. I don't know why I
love this concert so much. There's so many good shows,
but this one's just really perked my eye. The Offspring
on the super Charge Worldwide Tour with Jimmy Eat World
and Newfound Glory.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
We're giving these tickets away right now.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah eight four, four, nine, ninety five fifty b collar
ten and be ready have your thinking cap on, because
we will have the world's most difficult question.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yes, if I call in, can I win those tickets?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Because I want to go to that job you can't win.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Please run in the other room and just call it amazing.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
This is Sarah.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
You like, wait a minute, I would recognize your voice,
I'd recognize your fake.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Would Maria voice sound much?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Do you think that that's true? Because I don't think
that that's true. I think I'm a better voice actor
than you're giving me credit for.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
You do a man's voice, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
That I can. I could do a version of a
man's voice. But I also bet I could do like
the girliest voice you've ever heard, and you would be like,
there's no way that's Maria.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Her I thought when I said it, I was like,
but she wouldn't sitting in here, so we would know that.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I know that's the issue.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
How we'll figure this out.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
We're going to do We're gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
We're gonna do this is the world's toughest.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Cool Maybe we got to do it. Which one is Maria?
Multiple choice? Like voice?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I like that idea, But let's get somebody these tickets.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
A four ninety five fifty. You're going to go see
the Offspring? If you're colored ten rock ninety five to five?
Are we speaking with John? You are John?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
How you're doing? Man?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Doing well?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Are you guys doing?

Speaker 5 (18:29):
You're doing?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
How you do it?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
We went back and forth to like ten minutes, how
you do it?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
No, you're doing? How you doing it? We're weird?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
But John, you are in line to win the Sickest
to see the Offspring Jimmy Eat World and Newfound Glory
on August sixteenth. Are you prepared and ready for the
World's most difficult question?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Sure? I ask it? Can I ask it? Okay? John,
the world's most difficult question?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
All right? Ohs, John? You are all set? My friend,
who are you going to take with you to this show?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay, got options out there. I like a man with options.
How are you doing, John?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Seems like a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
You just found your ticket to go see the Offspring
in Jimmy World.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
For everyone else, plait say that again?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
More important things?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
But yes, Josh, yeah, absolutely, you are all set. And
if you want to be like John, head on over
to livenation dot com.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
To get your tickets today.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Now here's five or so things with Maris.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Why does he always drop his bands doing this part
of the show? I find it discomforting? Oh things, You're
welcome five of them? Starting things off with max Is
going back to be HBO Max.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
PHBO.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
We talked about this yesterday and then I saw an
interview with one of the guys from Kirby Enthusiasm, Jeff Garland,
who said Larry's agent in the show, and he said,
they're like, how's it going being on HBO Max And
he was like, Oh, it's phenomenal. They took the one
part of HBO Max that made sense and people knew,
and they dropped it and made it Max. So no
one is watching our show now. And he was all
worked up because remember yesterday, we're like, why would they

(20:51):
take the HBO off? Yeah, it seems silly, But they're
adding it back, right, Yeah, they're adding it.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Back, and their CEO says they're bringing back the brand
that represents the highest quality in media.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay, after they took it.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Away, Okay, way to go.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, somebody got fired for that one. Seniors that were
taking their national AP Calculus tests had to have it
thrown away after balloons set off a fire alarm at
their high school. There were one hundred and sixty two
students taking the test that is now invalidated because they
were only seventy five percent of the way done. Now,
as this is for college credit, they can either submit

(21:31):
an incomplete test, take the test during graduation, or take
the test two weeks after graduation, which would be a
complete no go. For those students that are planning to
take the test during graduation, they will hold a special
ceremony for them and their families.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
But that's terrible. That that's bad.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
They are not giving them good options.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
No, I'm suspicious that one of the kids that didn't
study for the tests set those alarms off.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's why I laughed at first. So I was like,
it's kind of genius, but like they're not. Again, they're
not giving good or fair options.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, AMC has a very nice summer plan coming for Wednesdays,
as you'll be able to get fifty percent off tickets
on Wednesdays if you are an AMC stubs members free
to join, and this also includes Imax and Dolby Cinema
features when you check in on Wednesday. So I'm going

(22:19):
to go on Wednesdays regularly now to save some money
half prices.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Great.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, it's not to say it does not include free
time on Wednesdays or popcorn. Oh no, that you have
to get yourself.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
As we got a big travel weekend ahead of us.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Note that TASA is now going to be banning lithium
power devices, so power banks, charging cases, and spare rechargeable
batteries now need to be in your carry on and not.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Your checked luggage.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
If it's in your check luggage, they'll be worried about
the lithium batteries exploding.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, like on fire.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
So the suck checking the planes on fire are like,
who put the lithium battery in there?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
The son of them?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Why do we even still have liftan batteries?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
They seem to be more trouble than they were.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
And finally, a kindergartener brought jello shots the class and
shared with three of his classmates.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh yeah, that kid knows how to party candy.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
And like, the funny part about reading this article was
that the school and the cops are trying to find
out how.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
The kid got the shots. This is a no brainer.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, we don't know from home.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, he was like, I want some jello shots so
I can make some friends today and let everyone loosen
up in class so we can learn our phonics.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
I'd say look for the hungover parents from the previous weekend,
and that'd be a dead giveaway right there.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
How do you know he didn't just get a fake ID?
Kids are resourceful these days, you never know they are,
and they're maturing so quickly.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Fair she could have made. Frankly, if his parents had
a bottle of vodka or something, he could have made
his own.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I love that concept.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
It's so hard making jellow shots, though. I wouldn't do
it for myself. I'm too lazy. But get on the
kid for sharing.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I don't want to chew my vodkaver it is.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
The morning mashpit, and you'll wear first word with Rocky
the Rooster for a chance to win one thousand dollars
is coming up right after eight Maria, what'd you got?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
A guy from Wisconsin did what is arguably the most
Midwestern thing of all time. He ran a Culver's marathon
where he went running from culvers to culvers. He had
cheese cards and concrete mixers, completing on twenty six point
two mile marathon distance run on his own.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
He had to stop at each Culver's because he had
to use the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Like, there's no way you can just run that, Like
somethings and custard.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Here's the thing, I can't run a normal marathon. I'm
not gonna go with a pack of people and just
run for twenty six miles and just go. H I
mean my little motivators, Oh for sure, you know. And
why not a culver stop?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I mean, yes, it makes sense. Give yourself a gold
to get to like the first Culvers. You get some
mom some tots or yeah, and you know, then you
go and you get your cheese curds, and then you
stop down and you do a chicken finger basket and
then you get a bird like you break it out
and make the trip fun for yourself, but.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Don't do big meals.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Gotta bike.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh yeah, when you sat a Culver's marathon, I thought
it was like a marathon sponsored by Covers. Now he
ran from.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Restaurant to restaurants like Culvers some marathon. Yeah, it feels
like when I was a kid trying to get my
homework done, I would use food to incentivize myself, so
I'd be like, okay, do three lines of math problems,
then you can have like four m and ms. This
is what that feels like on a larger scale.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Is it bad? I still do that with myself today.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, that's what that is.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You need a Olive Garden marathon.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Oh you're a my goodness, except I'm not gonna run.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I'm just gonna go to all the I don't need
the exercise that bad.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I mean that would be fun, though, What would you
What would your restaurant be?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Well, if if you needed a bunch of them, right,
it would be probably I do taco bell. I think
I go taco bell to taco bell to taco bell
around in the Chicagoland area.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
How about you?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
I was about to say five guys, but that's just
straight burgers.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I wanted something with a little bit of variety, so
I would do Arby's.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh they have the meats I do like Arbies. I
would do dispensaries, perfect juice metals.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Can I go with you here?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Can I run that one with.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
The other.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
If I come around. We're not making any promises in
the morning mash. But on Rock ninety five to five?
What are we doing? Boys?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Sports?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yay?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Now, I don't know if you've been paying attention. The
White Sox are on a three game wind streak.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
And it comes lost last night. What I don't like
this at all?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh? How the tides?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
What? Usually it's reversed.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes, Oh, very good, Maria, very good.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Dearly in cause you didn't do.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
The Cubs did follow Miami Marlins three to one at
Ugly last night. The Cubs were unable to complete the
series sweep dropping the series finale in the White Sox
secure to four to four to two victory over the
Cincinnati Reds on the road and play again today eleven
forty before we all head over to Wrigley for the
Crosstown Classic. I like the way this is leading into

(27:32):
I think the Cubs are still just gonna work them.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
This is gonna be. It's good. I think it's going
to be more exciting thing you think, well, I think so.
I think you're right. But I still think the Crubs gonna.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Tying so good as long as there's beer.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Although Ian HAPs on the IR and show's on the IR.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Still whoa, Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, next player up, that's
how you gotta be.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, and then we gotta we got a schedule.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Let us go all right.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
I am tired of the NFL and the way that
they do the schedule.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay, same, yes, why specifically for you, Maria.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Probably the same frustrations you have go on.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Would it be along the lines of the schedule gets
leaked by three pm. They actually launch at seven, so
by the time we get to seven, it's like, why
am I sitting here?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
It really is like that, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Like I saw the full schedule, I was like, okay, cool,
now I have time to kind of figure out what
tickets are I want to try and line up for
this season. But for the Bears to have the second
most difficult schedule, tied with the Lions, it sucks.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
The layouts pretty favorable, they.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Don't have too many back to back games against difficult teams.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
There's a good ebb and flow to the season.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's the first game of the season against the Vikings.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yes, Monday.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Sorry, yeah, They'll be kicking off the season on Monday
Night football against the Vikings.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
And that is a home game.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Actually, they're starting and closing the season at home because
they'll be closing the season against the Lions.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
That is to be determined based.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
On the giant flex that they're going to do, depending
on where everybody is by the end of the season.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
But undefeated this season, let's go.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
You just cursed it. No, come on, you absolutely just
cursed anything. I'm fine with that. That's what if that's
how you wanted to.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Curse the Bears today, you go ahead and do it,
Michael undefeated.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
You know how difficult that is. It's so difficult, Maria,
please please extrapolate.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
You have to win all of them.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Dango, wow, poignant.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Maria sports and you're going you're what day are you
going to the Crosstown class Maria? Saturday?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Saturday? Okay, all right? Is it is it almost time
for fun to the head. It's almost almost, so get ready.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I'd like to have a little fun with a little pressure.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I was one right now, Fun to the head. Yeah,
don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Chris? Yes, Chris?
What's going on? How you guys doing this morning? We're

(30:15):
doing fantastic on this Thursday. What are you up to today?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Just dropping my kids off at school the morning?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
There you go, give you gotta wait in that school line.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, no, we walk well, cute you walk your kids
to school.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's cute.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
That is awesome, Well done, great moments with the kids,
and now let's get you ready to win these tickets
to see kid Rock, Nickelback and Leonard Skinner on Rock
the country a festival for we the people, And the
only thing I need from you is who do you
want to answer questions for you today?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Let's go with Mars. Thank you, Chris.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
It is an absolute honor. I will do my absolute
best to get you these tickets.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh, Christopher, thank you for being my ally in this.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
We're ready.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Question number on what US state is home to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
That would be Ohio.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, you're right, Chris.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Did you know that I did? I did? Okay?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
And can we just just for fun? Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Know if I'm happy about it, but it is like
a little.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Chant as a as a born I was born from Ohio.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, from Ohiohio's sounds like we're a radio.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
We're focused on the questions for Chris right now?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Okay. Question number two, what's the name of Chicago's MLB
rivalry game?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Oh? This one is so not difficult. Sound classic?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Chris? Are you going to the Crosstown Classic this weekend?
I am not.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I wish I was.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah I am. Maria. Still are you for sure? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
You find out if you got scammed yet?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well, I have plans to go to the Crosstown Classic
this week. Assuming my tickets are real?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
What was the website you got them from?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Go tickets dot com.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
You're out there and you use that text US eight
four four fifty.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
We'll find out, Okay. I hope you do a three
for three on this one.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Let's go feeling confident, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
In the office. What is the name of Dwight Troops
beat Farm? It's right there, give him at Dwight.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Fun I wanted to do the next question, Chris, do
you know this one? I actually do not know that
it's okay? Is it? Is it? The beat Farm? What
is it?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
If you're close when she says it, you're gonna be
like son.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Of shrewt Farms.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I'm not come on now, all right?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
What Lincoln Park album was remixed into a mash up
with Jay Z?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I know? I don't know album.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Names, okay, because I almost just yelled out Reanimation.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Because that's the best remix album.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
No jay Z on the encore Chris.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yet again, I do not. I listened to it all
my gosh, Yeah when that album came out.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Boy, the name of this album not Reanimation.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
That's the other one.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You're gonna take the hint hit.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, I'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
You're gonna be pissed when you hear it because you'll.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Know, wow that you're gun jammed.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Well the bullet is stuck halfway out, wow pointing.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
I'm absolutely going to be enraged when I hear this
title collision course.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, okay, we're down to the final.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Questions, so strong on this. I know you did.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Steaks are high, Chris.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I'm sorry I was letting you down.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
We've been given the cows marijuana. Yeah, stakes are high,
all right? I heard the final one. What Nirvana song
starts with the line, load up on guns, bring your friends,
Oh my god, load up on guns. Don't sing itla.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You Michael cheering for.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Christy?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
You know.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
How did you jam your gun? And then they're firing
more intensely. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Sometimes I can jam too into one hole, Chris.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Just yes, Okay, guys, guys, guys, we're going to have
a mature moment and we're not going to nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
There are we being respectful of women on our rock station.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
We're not gonna have a full purge early here.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
But Chris, you saved yourself, You saved me and you're
going to the Rock the Country, a festival for the people.
It is a terrible name because it's like it's a
two part title. And then it's in Hastings, Michigan. You
get to see Kid Rock, Nickelback and her Skinnered DJ

(36:01):
Says with Afroman and the Yin Yang Twins, and.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Tomorrow a VIP upgrade is going to happen from everyone
who played fun to the head this week, So Chris,
be by your phone and be ready for this one.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Big thanks going out to Peachtree Entertainment. And for everyone else,
go get your tickets at Rockthecuntry dot com.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Right now, it's time to dark out Nerd. Yeah that's right.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah, you know, we are getting a superhero from Chicago. Really,
she's already been around, but.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Irons are still Spider Man, Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Iron Heart iron Heartrary Williams, who has basically taken the
mantle of the female Iron Man, is from Chicago getting
her own series, iron Heart.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
The name the actress is from Chicago. The character is
from Chicago. Oh that's really cool.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
The character iron Heart Williams is based out of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
So nice little tie in there.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
But the new series is hitting Disney Plus on June
twenty fourth, and again we're getting exposed to another new character, Maria.
It's a very wide universe, but I'm actually very excited.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And she's the female Iron Man essentially.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Kind of okay, interesting, I can get dumbing it down
in the best way possible. In the comics, Tony Stark
is her mentor. Oh cool, yes, okay, she did make
her debut iron Heart. The character made their debut in
Black Panther Wiknda Forever.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
So looking to see how the story moves forward.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I like it. I like that there's a new superhero.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh we mean more of theme? Can we get to
get more?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Don't tell me? She's going to save a small community
from a villain.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Most likely, yes, Maria.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Sorry, so sorry for the spoilers.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Read a comic look or two now, okay, well, all right,
all right. That flips through ninety five minutes.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Commercial Free is next Pictures on Rock naety five to five.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
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your merch.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Maria, what's up Thursday is kind of like the four
thirty PM of the week. It's true, it's not over.
But we're gonna start the drinking anyway. It's Thursday. It's
wrong ninety five five Thursday. I just said that, but
we're not at it up ar not yet. The best
way to enjoyed Thursday direction please finde listing. Yeah, oh boy,

(38:35):
we're gonna tell you what we think. God what you
barner a drink? Just a beer, just a beer, a
beer so that I can go to that game and
root for the team.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Okay, cops, that's fair. I mean, nothing's better than a
beer at a baseball game.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I man, yeah, hazy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
If you want your bartender to love you, yeah, go
up to them and ask for a beer. It'd be great.
You'll get good service all night.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Are you sure you can't ask for an old fashion
at Wrigley?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Do people do that?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I've never seen an old fashion at Wrigley Fashion? Oh
never mind. I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I bet someone would.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I'm sure somebody has tried. There's a bar at Regley.
I'm sure that. I mean you can get like a
co some of that.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
You got some boogie people that go to those games
and sit in those boxes. I I bet there's a
high end bar there that you could go to.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I mean, I look for beer specifically when I go
to baseball game, so I'm not even thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
And you know what else you can do, Maria. You
can bring food into Wrigley.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I did see that.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
That's wild. I've never heard of a stadium doing that.
You could, so because of all the businesses around, you
could go. Let's say you have leftovers, you and your
pago have some dinner.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, you just take.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
It into there and shin it while you're in there
and save some food.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Mom. That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I know.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
And I saw some people there like they get really
intricate about it, and they bring like a picnic basket
and they have all their little things.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
That's so nice. Good news.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Wait, that's definitely going to be taken away from us
in the next year. Is the kind that'll be fine? Fine,
let's enjoy that right now.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
It is the morning match, been on blast of ninety
five to five during the best part of the day.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
As we are in ninety five minutes commercial free and Michael,
are you ready with that report?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I got some rock news for you.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I love rocks.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Last of Us, which Marris informed me, started out as
a video game. Yes, then was a TV show?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Is a TV show? Is a TV show?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Last of Us fans are freaking out over Pearl Jam
after the show's latest episode. Without sharing too many spoilers,
Bella Ramsey's character Ellie sang half a line from Pearl
Jam's song Future Days off their Lightning Gold album in
an empty Seattle theater in this week's episode. As a
tie in with the show, Pearl Jam is now released
a Last of Us EP, which is all the songs
and music that they've made for it. Oh so it's

(40:50):
kind of like a new album in a way.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
That's really cool.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, But for those who aren't up on the Last
of Us. For the second season, a big focus is
in Seattle.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
See that was a cool place. I do like to
tie in with crow Jane.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, and Food Fighters are sorry what I just said cool?
Oh yeah, food Fighters are back, well not technically back
till October. But the band have announced their first real
show since the baby scandal. And you said they've girl
popped up at a couple of things. He was at Coachella,
played a couple songs with the Philharmonic Orchestra, a few
things like that. But this is like a real show.
The Foods have announced that they're taking stage at the

(41:23):
Singapore Grand Prix this October.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
And it'll be good. It'll be great.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It'll be so good. Every time I've seen the Food
Fighter just be morally disappointed. But surprise, surprise.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Really a rock show, you're just gonna sit there and pound,
like I'm enjoying this, but I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, probably sometimes like these Dave again.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Did we learned? Dave? Did we learn? You?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Tell me what you learned? Queens of the Stone Age,
who reported, I think the last month that they were
going to do this show at the Catacombs. They have
recorded it. They have played to their biggest audience ever,
six million skull in the Catacombs, which is kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
That Wow, you couldn't consent to that show.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Josh Homey and company have officially announced the new concert
film recorded at the Catacombs and Paris last Summer, will
be released June fifth.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I bet there's hella echo.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
That's what I want to know. How good are the acoustics?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
They said, it's stripped back so that it's gonna be something.
It could be a little more mellow, probably than normal
Queens of the Stone Age, but man, what a cool idea. Yeah,
love the creativity.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Queens is bone age.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Hey, that's not bad.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Find everything you need to know online at Rock nine
five five dot com. A late summer night at the
United Center Lincoln Park is going to be there. Find
out everything at rockneine five chi dot com. The concert
calendar is up now.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
We want to keep you informed, but we don't want
to get you down, So we're putting a positive spin
on the news headlines with bad news Bears. A mom
is accused of buying ammunition and tactical gear for her son,
who authorities say was planning mass targeted viol at a

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Texas school.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Mom, that's a direct trip to jail.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
You've heard of parents buying their kids alcohol. They'll get
ready for firearms. Two year old shot while sitting in stroller.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
It's a real bad news bears today. Yeah, this is
not okay. Bears aren't feeling good.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Porge pirates steals medical device from famine, that's all.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Fake lift driver sexually assaults lawmaker. They should make a
law against that.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Oh okay, all of this, Jess.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Is just bad news bears.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
And again, Rocky just working so hard to lift your
spirits after that one, who's your.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Rocky is working hard?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Okay specifically, Oh yeah, he's got your next keyword for
your next chance to win one thousand dollars on Rock
ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Oh, that's good news, bears, Well, who's going to clean
up all bodies? Damn drowning pool? Not thinking about cleaning
up their messages. It's fine, it's the morning moshpit on
Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Mikey, it is text time.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I eight four ninety five fifty eight four ninety five
fifty could text us throughout the show all day and
on the station. Can send cleaner messages, send packpone messages,
send Walt messages. We love to hear from you. From
the two one nine, I totally agree with Maris. When
I play golf on Sunday mornings with a tea off
time at six thirty, I go straight to the bar
and do a shot at jackfire. There you go, Thursday,

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it is theirs after all.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
You celebrate how you want.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Let's hear from the seven oh eight. Hey, Maria, I
own a T shirt printing company, and I could send
the crew some team garbage Man Dan shirts. Yes damn it, Yes,
that's my arch nemesis.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Now garbage man Dan.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
As long as you make them garbage man Dan versus Michael,
and it says team garbage man Dan. No, how about
that one.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm like throwing me into the back of a garbage Yes,
Oh my god, that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
I would wear that.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yes, she says, everyone in the off just loves that guy.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Garbage man Dad.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Sent down to be clear.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, let's see here, Bob Bob from Elmhurst one of
my favorites. Man, He says, Hi, I forgot that my dad.
It's my dad's ninety first birthday today. He was a
great dad who never failed his duties as such and
was a big jazz buff but also loved rock music.
Oh that's sweet, happy birthday. You can always text us
eight four four ninety five fifty all day any day.

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We love hearing from you right here in Rock ninety
five five.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Inspite on my rage, I am still watching nick A
Lis Cage. Yes, we are so many Nick Cage movies.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
He's an amazing icon.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
What a day today, boys, Indeed, another lovely show on
the morning mash bit.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
We don't want to forget to tell you about the
loveliness that is Donah Dorby.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
The music, Oh, the racing, a thousand dollars prize.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I ruined it. I didn't know that there was going
to be a whole thing, and I shouted, dinoh Derby's.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Right, it was. It was for timing. We work together,
that's what we do.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I think it is a you did great, Maria for
a handhold, but I'll take the high five. I feel
weirdly friend zoned right now. I'm feeling a sense of rejection.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Stay in that zone right there. All right, let's get
back into it. I like that dinoh Derby June seventh.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Over at the Field Museum and like Michael.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Said, a thousand dollars on the line if you win
this race, and there is a kids race too where
you can get Field Museum passes for the year.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Fun. It's going to be an amazing day.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
I'm gonna dress like Jeff Goldbloom's.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I expect nothing less from you.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, and we recreate the scene where he's like like
standing up out of the jeep and sees the t Rex. Yes,
be awesome, all of them.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
It's just Waltman t Rex costume.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh yeah, And also the scene where he's like he's
got the shirt open a little bit and he's just
like lounging and being all, Jeff, oh.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
You're just gonna You're gonna tease the entire Okay, Dino Derby.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Wow, I would gone to use the tile diner, Debbie,
And yes, exactly like that. So that for the porch
in October, we.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Have some content, yes, and at the Field Museum.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
This is also the summer of Sue, as we are
celebrating twenty five years with Miss Lady t Rex.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
If you haven't seen her in a while, you need
to go see the setup.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I like that they named the t Rex Sue. Yeah,
like a local librarian, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
It's named after the woman who found her, right, Yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
But I also just like that she's Sue.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
It's very simple. It's Sue. She's just being Sue.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
She feels welcoming, except she would eat me.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
But yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tomorrow is free Chainsaw Fry.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
We'll see you then.