July 17, 2025 • 55 mins
In this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, things get loud, weird, and just a little spooky.
We’ve got drama from Jane’s Addiction, a Ghost ticket giveaway you won’t wanna miss, and Wes from Puddle of Mudd doing… well, Wes things. 👀
We break down the latest in rock news, fight the rise of the robot overlords, and dive into why men’s underwear might tell us if a recession’s coming. Also: airports might finally stop making us take off our shoes!
Plus, our Thirstday story, five wild headlines, and a car price update that'll make you cry into your cup holders.
Listen now – we’ve got laughs, chaos, and maybe a little wisdom.
#iheartradio
We’ve got drama from Jane’s Addiction, a Ghost ticket giveaway you won’t wanna miss, and Wes from Puddle of Mudd doing… well, Wes things. 👀
We break down the latest in rock news, fight the rise of the robot overlords, and dive into why men’s underwear might tell us if a recession’s coming. Also: airports might finally stop making us take off our shoes!
Plus, our Thirstday story, five wild headlines, and a car price update that'll make you cry into your cup holders.
Listen now – we’ve got laughs, chaos, and maybe a little wisdom.
#iheartradio
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Killer and News, The Killer and New. I think
that's Eskimo killers is what we call that.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'll give you that, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh a bell right out the gate on the morning
mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I fairly accomplished. My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm mares with the bells. I'm Michael, and I like
Eskimo kisses.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh you like a little snuzzle, Yeah, yeah, a little,
a little you can't, dear listener, I'm doing it to
you right now.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The nose rub, yeah, you can do it on microphone.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Here.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What's the one with the eyelashes? Yeah, I definitely got
that confused. I need a few of those today because
I am tired. Yeah, I feel like this could be
a sleepy show today and I don't want it to be.
So I'm gonna down some coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know, it's gonna help with that. What's that we're
gonna ample fire?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So tired being so loud? I'm so tired.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Actually it's the lights are on eight different days.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You got a little pant hair, Billy Idol, the Offspring
and Coheating, Cambria, Volby Sticks and Kevin Cronin pop Roach
and Rise against In Judas priest and Alice Cooper and
I didn't name everybody because we got other stuff to
talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Because it is.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It is Rock ninety five. I have thirst today. Yeah,
that's so crazy. We're in a studio, we are not
out out of a bar, which hate that. We will
have announcements soon.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was just thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, I was thinking about announcing today, but I like
a little more suspense.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We've done this twice a little bit, and of all
the things I've done in my entire career twenty three years,
at this point, she's so so much fun. I mean,
the breweries we've went to w They're packed when we
get there. Everybody's so friendly, the drinks are flowing, the
food is going.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I'm excited about this next one. You know what,
here's what I'll do. I will announce the location. I
won't give you the date yet.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh how about that? And you know what, I won't
do that right now. Oh, I'll do that in our
first Thirsty Day jingle, which is coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
At some point, they're gonna need to start ticketing. Then
think about it, because these breweries, like especially the last
place where I has, they have capacity, right and eventually, yeah,
they're going to get to capacity. Yeah we're not there yet,
I know, but I was just like you announced where
it is, and suddenly the rush happens.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
People are trying to buy tickets and if we're not
doing tickets, not yet. But I'm not charging you for
these ye because I just want to hang out with you,
not even charged, but just just to be in Yeah,
I mean there's so much fun. Yeah, they really are.
I literally like hanging out and then drinking and then
saying stupid stuff into a microphone that every morning.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I was gonna say, do this every day.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now, imagine if I were drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, we don't have to imagine, Maris. We know, we
really do.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
A w kicked off their residency at Airgun Ballroom last night.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I watched some of that on TV. Yeah that's pretty.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Cool, absolutely amazing, And we'll have tickets for you with
the fuck you talk back. Leave us some message on
the iHeartRadio app and you hit the red microphone button.
Audio is clear as day as long as your phone
is good condition.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I want to try to sneak a message in there
today and just see if you guys can pick up that.
It's made I don't think we're gonna notice. I could
do a different voice the same room as you will,
y'all know, I'll go to the bathroom or something and
be like, how y'all go morning? Maria Palmer just gives
me the poop? Oh boy, what would someone be different
(03:28):
than any morning? Tell me upset?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You're talking about this and to come together is messed
up right now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It doesn't happen often, but tarn it that one cueued
up just perfectly.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Determination on your face.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I gotta like climb up on the counter kind of.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So there's a lot of this, like you're hitching your leg,
but also there's the focus so you don't poop yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, so it's so true. Oh my god, I'm my
stomach's excited today. You know why? Why is that it's
gonna be like as hot as as hot as it
good Lord, as hot as it is right now, is
as hot as it's going to be today. It's gonna
be like seventy two degrees all day, low humidity, cloud cover.
(04:32):
The Halloween stores are popping up. No, no, no, are
you just like.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sitting your own fart cloud right now.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, you know what, and you've mentioned this to me,
I don't have dirty insides. Well, they don't think very much.
I mean they don't. I don't have hearts.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And it came out clean.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my gosh, so I know. Yeah, super mild day,
like I'm wearing a hoodie. Like I walked in and
didn't even sweat today. Come on, I'm very excited to
go for walk. Yeah, you could go outside. Yesterday was
ridiculously hot, right, Yeah, we were in a building yesterday,
or like a required meeting at some nightclub place that
(05:09):
we were at.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And it's so much fun. What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
The AC was blasting and I was still sweating my
ass off because it was so humid.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, yesterday, it was terrible. On a daylike today, the
six six hates to see me coming.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You know, it's even crazier. Imagine an actual nightclub setting
as opposed to us having a meeting where people are
out dancing around.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my gosh. Oh, even with the AC on this microphone,
this is gross.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, Penus has been on it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
O'Day, I am seventy two. You won't hear a fart
for a while. I did two in like two days.
I got I got a hold out for a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And this is your second one this morning too. First
one to make it into the mic.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, you guys weren't in here. That was an accident.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I came in right after I opened the door to
let the airflow, and you didn't need to. You have
clean insides.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Speaking of a toots and booty holes. Uh, sales of
men's underwear are the new indicator for a possible recession. Oh,
we're gonna tell you why coming up the ward the
You ever watched Full House? Uncle?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's the uncle Joey? Yeah? Uncle joe wasn't he goes
Award because he had the puppet the talk lot. I
do have a fun fact about that song. Actually. Uh,
the band Pearl Jam started out as a band called
Mother Love Bone. The lead singer of that band was
not Eddie Vedder. It was a guy named oh No
and Andy Wood. Oh good. He passed away from drug overdose.
Then Eddie Vedder joined. That song would was written about
(06:40):
Andy Wood. All right, so we got a journey there.
Rock History Ward Okay, Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
I'm Michael I'm Mars.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And that guy who did the old is the guy
that drove a lot of more crazy. She's never confirmed him.
My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Uncle Joey was Uh that wasn't the right guy, No Joey. Yeah,
I thought Uncle Joey was a good looking one. That's
my uncle Jesse. John. I'm sorry for arguing. You're right.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, you're excited. John Stainless might be at riot Fest
with the beach Boys.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, that could be cool.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, what kind of panties you wear? I wear a
box of briefe And when's the last time you bought some?
Oh my gosh, like a couple days ago? How about you?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I keep it fresh, not a few months ago, but
box of briefs as well.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, so a few months for you. So, according to Maris,
there might be a recession. According to Michael, things are
going great. Economists sometimes watch men's underwear sales to predict
changes in the economy. The idea is that my money
gets tight, men's get buying new underwear, since it's not
something anyone else can see, although we can smell it, smell.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It, although when you do see it. Maria as a
lovely woman Yeah. Have you ever been hanging out with
a guy and he's just wearing gross underwear? Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I want the underwear in the socks gotta be fresh.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's not even about well you hope it's fresh. My god,
are we not doing every day and fresh?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know? Yeah, crisp T shirt.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean like the granny panties on dudes, is not
the white ties.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I accidentally bought a pair of whitey titiescent How do
you accidentally?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Because you know how the case it has like too free? Yeah, yeah,
I was like, yeah, it's well. I rolled up.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I was like, okay, let me grab this, and I
had my boxer briefs and then I was brief and
I was like okay, So I just put them away
and then it was laundry days. I was like, okay,
I have never felt more sexy in my mirror.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Mirror amount of coverage it doesn't have.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's just like, what is it I'm getting on an
Amazon right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, I did my laundry that night and throughout the
rest of the breech like I was not dealing with that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So how does this work? Quite a minute, if you're
buying a say one more time, how's it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
When money is tight. One of the things that dudes
will immediately just like postpone is underwear. They're like, yeah,
I don't need to get a new pack right now.
I'm like, my other pack's fine, and no one's looking
at it. Like it's not like a shirt or pants
that I have to like keep interesting. And we assume
they're single or that their wives or girlfriends are very
generous and patient.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So I have a rule I work with.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Once I see a hole, it's going in the garbage.
After I throw two pairs away, then I go get
another batch.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Time for me to throw away my g strings and pouches,
you know, because.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Of yeah, because of stupid that I end up walking
into far too off and I feel like I'm just
continuously buying underwear, like because I see someone will be like,
oh pretty, are you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Also getting rid of underwear at the same speed?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Not at the same speed.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, I just have a lot of Did you ever
wear boxers? Not boxer briefs, actual boxers? Yeah? Yeah? And
did they just wasn't the worst ride up your ass?
You got a wedgie for no reason?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Bunchy, Yeah, bunchie Why did I even do that?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Why was I wearing boxer briefs the whole time?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't know, because masculinity is weird. Things are tight
sometimes guys are like.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It was also just one of those things like you
ever try to do that side step and nobody's paying
attention to get the weggie out is way too obvious.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Now I just reach out and I don't care. No,
I don't know why that wass these days. I'm old baby,
I don't give and.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Thank god you pull out. We don't need any many
Mikey's running around here.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Now here's a bit only there eight four four ninety
five fifty. It's time to play fun to the head
early trivia game where you're gonna answer questions. Take one
of us hostage. We provide you a save. If you
don't know the question, we can answer for you. We
still might get it wrong, depending and then if you
(11:24):
get the questions wrong, we get shot with nerve Darts.
Amplifying your summer, Michael, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Fine? Okay good. We're gonna amplify your summer with not only.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Pantera, but Billy Idol, The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, Newfound
Glory Coheat and Cambria Hailstorm with Vole Beat along with
Stix and Kevin Cronin and Papa Rochin, Rise against the
Judas Priests.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh Scooper. If you can pick one of those shows,
which one you can only pick one? Pop and rise
against that it's a good one.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, I'm going to Pantera's I guess it would be.
It's like one I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I really, I'm going to the rise against one already.
But if I could only pick one, I love Newfound Gloria,
I would go offspring. It's a great lineouts. How did
I forget about that one? And right now you could
win all of them?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes, right now eight shows up for grabs four Collar ten,
eight four four nine, five, five ninety five fifty b
Collar ten.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And now Fun to the Head on Rock Dady. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with John? Joel? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Absolutely hilarious. Hi Joel, Sorry about that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Are you in fact from Indiana? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay Joel from John and you got a nice.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Little how you doing? I love it? Joel. Welcome to
Fun to the Head.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
This is the Lovely Trivia game where you're going to
answer questions.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Take one of us hostage.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
We can provide you a save if you don't know
the answer to one question, and if you answer wrong,
we get shot with darts. And now you have to
choose between myself, Maria or Michael. Who do you want
to take hostage?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Let's go, Michael, Michael Henry a gun shot two days
in a row. Now, yep, of course she goes for
the gatling gun. Of course she does. She left the
six shooter here right on the counter. Okay, Oh, it's
not matter to blow me apart. Friendly friendly fire to day, Joel.
(13:30):
Here we go with question one.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Which major League baseball team hosted the demolition a disco
night that is exactly the white size?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
John? All right, dding.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Joel, what is the tallest building in Chicago?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
My, man, John, we are accepting both of those answers.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No holes in me already? No shots? Oh wow, I
got four. You might have just cursed yourself here, Michael.
All right, let's see how Joel gets questioned three. Here. Okay,
what is.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The world's largest country by land area?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
China?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Damn it, I'm sorry the answer is yes, indeed, it
is Russia.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh my gosh. Oh, oh, all right, that that gatling
gun shoots.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, gatle gun.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh you got it? Oh okay, I'm clear now I
thought I had a jam. All right? Question four? Need
one more to amplify your summer?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
John in nineteen twenty nine, which toxic ingredient was removed.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
From Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Okay, yeah, Joel, Well John, Well, John, you are getting
ready to amplify your summer.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You're you're going to see Pantera, Billy Idol, the Offspring,
Coheed and Cambria, Volbeat, Stick To, Kevin Cronin and Poperochize
Against along with Judas Priests and Alice Cooper.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Maria. Can't shoot if you can't see.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Hobby right here. I have the glasses on blocking it.
Thank god that I accidentally got.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Him right in the eye. Okay, I'm okay. Joe seems
to shoot heart Dan. We can't have anything nice, are you?
But Joel, you're all set, my man, You are good
to go. Your summer is gonna be amplified.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Do you know who you're gonna take to at least
a few of these shows?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
My kids?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh, buddy, that's gonna be an awesome time.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Indeed, and for everyone else you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Want to get tickets to these shows, had the ticket
master doct headed live nation dot com and go ahead
and hook yourself up.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Hear that sound? That is the sound of all human
decency going down the drain. Oh yes, you must be
listening to the Morning Marsh But on Rock ninety five
to five. It's the only explanation. Boys, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, you ready me? Yay, yay, get excited. We got
some jokes for you, Maria. Oh a less sports today,
A more joke fun.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That's my favorite kind.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Baseball, of course, has been off all week because of
the All Star break back tomorrow. Cubs, Red Sox Wrigley
Field one, twenty White Sox Pittsburgh five. Do you know
off the top of your.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Head what their your special item is going to be
for the Red Sox being in town?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The food item? No, I don't know. Remember I can
look it up, okay or no, you're right. It's a
it's like a lobster thing, remember that's right. Yeah, that's right.
Oh man, I got to go to one of these
games this weekend. I gotta empty my bank account because
the Red Sox are hot, so are the Cubs. And
those tickets are spending anyway. The SP's were going on
last night ESPN's Award Show, where you saw Best Female
(17:14):
Athlete and Best Championship Performance winner Simone Biles, who was
there among other athletes winning, and Shane Gillis, a very
funny comedian, did some jokes, some of which we can
play for you.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Aaron Rodgers did not take the vaccine because he predicted
it would be bad for him, and then he joined
the New York Jets, so maybe he wasn't right about everything.
Show Hey, Otani couldn't make it tonight, man. I hope
his interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here.
Show Hey is a once in a generation talent. No
(17:50):
one's been able to do what he does at so
many positions pitcher, hitter, and bookie.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Bookie is what.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's so good, Smoon.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Biles is four foot eight and has seven gold medals.
She's short and has a lot of gold. When she's
not competing, she leads a quiet life at the base
of a rainbow.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's a lean joke.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
You tell Simona Riddle and she can't answer it. She
has to give you all of her gold medals. That
was the best one. It's crazy to be in this
room with so many legends.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You guys are awesome.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oscar Robertson, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sugar Ray Leonards here.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Hell yeah, Sugar Ray, you're the man. But what in
ten years, Jake Paul is going to try to knock
you out? So crazy?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's that's pretty good. Yeah, that's fun. I like it.
Some notable things here, best of NFL player, Skwon Barkley,
best play, the famous backwards hurdle. Yeah, best record breaking
performance Maria.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you know someone named Alex Ovechkin?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, from the Caps.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let's go it goes for you.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I got into hockey for a season. It happened to
be the one where the Caps won the Stanley Cup.
And that was actually complete coincidence.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, that's fun when a team wins the cup, isn't it?
Hockey hockey goes?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that to me inserted into my veins sports fan.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're like, I'm going to these games. Yeah, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I like hockey.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So, like I said, baseball back this week, this weekend's
gonna be fun. And congrats to all the winners. At
the SP's Yeah you got a little burst.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Nine Thursday with a special announcement of where the next
Thurstaday Live is going.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
To be, but not the date, just the location.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You can't know everything right away. We have to have
an air of mystery and drinks.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Scars tissue from the Red Hot Chili Peppers on Rock
ninety five find They won a Grammy for Best Song
with that one.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No surprise is there, but we do have a surprise
for you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hey, Michael, what what's today?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
June July seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
No, it's Rock ninety five five Thursday. Oh yeah, it's
Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Jesus.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
But we're not patted up bar yet. The best way
to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Correction my list than you? Yeah, you know that's good.
We're gonna tell you one way. Think having on what
you barner and a drink. Rock ninety five five's next
thirst Day Live what.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Rock ninety five fives Next Thursday Live will be at
like your phone brewing. There will be a beer, there
will be food probably, I imagine. I think that they
have a really good menu. I haven't actually like looked
at it yet, because I am more excited about what
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they have, which is karaoke options. Wow, I'm excited about
that well, because I like karaoke. There will be singing. Oh,
there will be live podcasting.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
This doesn't have to do with the bet that there
will be Marris singing a sug dude.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
The Cubs mascot, whose name is it?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Clark? You have to Clark, got a quick.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
We want you to defeat The sounds like northwest.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Interesting, it's like northwest Viking.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well, like the northwest side of a sing I'm just
looking at maps. I got the website up. What suburb
is it in? Michael?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yep elk Crow, yep elcho No, no elk Grove. That's
what I meant. Okay, By the way, I got the menu.
Oh my gosh, how fun is this place. Here's one
of here's one of the names of there. He's a
right back down. You know, we're all up here. He's like,
I am there. They have a Italian pilsner that's called
(22:01):
the Hey Mambo Mambo. I know, no, boy, there's fun
things at this place. I think, huh, drops of juniper
a gin inspired pilsner. We don't drink those more.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yes, I got to sing, and more importantly, Maris is
going to sing to Clark an incredible moment and that's
gonna be captured on video.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I slightly thought you guys forgot no, no, no, but
then the karaoke got mentioned.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I was like, no, to the north Side. We should
see if Clark can come out. He just walks in starts.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Mikey, get on that email, all right, use those tatted fingers,
dear Cubs marketing department. I think you mean deer Clark,
deer Clark, DearS, dearest Clark. Already getting digging in there. Anyway,
we'll tell you the date soon, yeah, not today.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
By the way, this is microphone microphone, Yeah, Mike phone,
m I k e R Phone Brewings because the.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Owners name is Mike. I've talked to him on pest
Thirst today. Another micy Yeah money double micah, micd up.
It's a mic up.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station where we
are amplifying your summer with tickets to all the shows
basically that are left. For the most part, all you
gotta do is listen and play fun to the head.
We already did it today, but we're doing again tomorrow, Maria,
what do you got?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And the good thing about amps is right now we're
still fully in charge of them, and like that volume,
it can't just be like I don't know, say, randomly
turned up incredibly loud to destroy our eardrums by a robot,
and the inevitable human vexes.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Robot walls from the front of the inevitable human robot.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
War engineers have developed a gadget called the photon Matrix
that uses AI and lasers to detect and zap up
to thirty mosquitoes per second, all without harming humans or pets.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So mosquitoes are going to go extinct, yes, seems and
then took an iron dome for mosquitoes. It zaps them
as they fly over. Awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
The basic version will be priced at about five hundred dollars,
with the professional model priced at around six hundred.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That's not bad. Well, you remember back in the day,
grandma or my grandma had the kindle. No, it wasn't
even candle, was the thing that hung from the thing
and they would zap when they'd get to it. Oh
electric something. Yeah, bugs apples interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Except you could hurt yourself on that because it would
zap you too. Doesn't know the difference, but this one
allegedly does shoots a laser.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Actually, now that you say that, I'm not game for this.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, it's like I'm bored with mosquitoes populations getting low
because I'm doing my job too well.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I want to upgrade to squirrels. Hey birds, keep your
neighbor kids out of the yard.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Oh, Susy Merris is already ahead of the game, because
in fact, Maris play the intro one more time and
listen real closely. Dear listener to this. You hear those lasers?
Do you hear those lasers? This is how it starts.
They say it does. Don't hurt humans or that's just mosquitoes,
just as you could trust our AI until the AI
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decides that ethic Lee and Morley mosquitoes are on the
same playing field as humans. But big butt bump big But.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
No, you're a bitch, and I don't appreciate that. Ozzie
Crazy Train on Rock ninety five five. That was his
first single after leaving All Black Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh way to start out strong, seriously, like can you
imagine being so into Black Sabbath hearing that the front
man is going to do a solo thing, and like
just imagine how like you're like, ah, right now thinking
about that, and then that's what he comes out with.
You're like, oh, okay, I am on board that crazy tray.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
This might go well. He doesn't remember it, but it
was awesome i'd've had. At that time in Ozzie's life,
he was at a lot of fun. That's why he
stopped working with Black Server. Oh really, yeah, I didn't
know that drug issues. Interesting night round.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Speaking of crazy trains, would be nice to have more
trains because cars are getting hell expensive out here. When
was the last time you bought a car?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Twenty seventeen?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, what was it? What did you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I bought a Nissan.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Also must shout out Alpa Moni Nissan, and it was
eighteen thousand.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It had two thousand miles on it when I got her.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Ooh, ooh, that's nice. That's real nice. How about you, Mikey?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Three years ago, I bought a Subaru. I got the
Gramma version of the Subaru Legacy, the Big one. I
think it was twenty eight Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, I got a Toyota Corolla in twenty twenty, and
oh I think she had she had less than one
hundred nice one thousand on or I think like fifty thousand.
That's about what I had, and I paid thirteen to
five for her. Yeah, we're lucky. We're really lucky people.
We've gotten our cars when we got them into a
pay but we paid, and we should take care of
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those bad boys because we're so cars priced below twenty
thousand you canna have a hard time finding it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Used really, Yeah, like finding one at all?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Man, Okay, So new vehicles prices now average forty eight
nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's new.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, that's new.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Three year old used cars now have an average price
of thirty two thousand and six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Anybody want to buy a superhool that's up.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Almost ten k since the pandemic started?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yees? Yeah? Is it just because people are holding onto
their cars more? I got to hear it. This pandemic
Area era semiconductor shortages slash new vehicle production by around
eight million vehicles at the time, reducing how many cars
are out at trade ins, thinning used inventories and stuff
like that. So yeah, there's like supply and demand issue.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, yeah, so about those trains we can Yeah, if
we could have a nice real that would be great.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I would love a nice bullet, like know what I
dream of teleporting?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I am some of must have some reasonable requests.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I want to But then like when the teleporters having
a bad day and then you got a finger coming
out of your nose, like, not in the wrong time
and place?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Are you assuming you're being disassembled and reassembled? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
How do you imagine teleporters?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I have no idea. We haven't really figured out the science.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
But Star Trek had the best teleporters. You'd stand on
this little circle, you'd push the button and would go
and then boom.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, we just need to check off, you know, beat
me up, Scotty, Yes, my guy? Or is it bean
me up?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Let's not if that one's beam? What's getting hit by
a pitch? Bean? Bean bean? And what is Scotty doing
he's beaming?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, you sound sure, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
There's a lot of question marks in all of that states.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
So the moral of the story is take care of
your car because we need to, because we can't afford
used ones.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's not going to be a thing.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's fine, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
New rules coming to airports. You don't have to take
your shoes off anymore. And another one coming. We'll tell
you about it next.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You get me closer to God.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Jesus, No God, Oh, I'm sorry, Jesus. Is this one
not the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean, technically it's three persons someone all a lot
of we're going by the classic Catholic.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
There was another child.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That is went off the rails. All right, anyway, Michael,
tell us what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You no longer got to take your shoes off at
the TSA at the airport.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Oh, that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
One last thing to do. Still gotta pull your belts,
still got to do all the things out of your pockets.
Why was that a thingoe bumps? Yeah. I went to
the nine to eleven Museum and they have the shoes
in there, and basically they put bombs in the bottom
of the shoes. I don't think they ended up going off,
though I don't remember. I don't believe they didn't detonate.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
But it was just wild because like traveling internationally, never
had to take my shoes off I was standing there
and they're like, put your shoes.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Back off please. Yeah, I was all right, knife in
my pocket that they're immediately let me.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Reaction there. But also weird tho. The TSA has been
like no, no, what are you doing? Why are you
taking shoes off?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Stop it WEIRDO. It's like, hey, this just changed. No,
it was.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It was one of those things where I was like, clearly,
the American walking through a foreign airport, we don't do right.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We haven't had any.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
The State Department says that thanks for our cutting edge
technological advancements and multi layered security approach, we're confident we
can implement this change while maintaining the highest security standards.
And it looks like there's more changes. Another one is
real I D you have to have the real ID
and how much liquids you can bring on is changing.
You're gonna be able to bring bigger bottles of things
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like full gatorades, that kind of thing. You don't got
to die.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I can bring my shampoo conditioner.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Absolutely, they have to be yeah, okay, I didn't do
they do? They would? They changing because if you go
on vacation and use some shampoo conditioner, you can fly
back with it. Right, that's just a size thing, but
it's not yet.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
If you know four four fifty text us or of
course you can always do our walkie.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Talk backs, chance to win a ew tickets. The residency
kicked off last night.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
And you don't have to do anything specific. All you
got to do is just participate. Yeah, it's on the
iHeartRadio app little microphone in the top right corner. Bang.
You still got to do your ion batteries, all that stuff.
Laptops still got to come out and be set on
top of things. So a lot of it's the same,
but it seems like it's starting to get easier, which
will be nice, thank god. And like we travel, we've
been on planes.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I like this for the people that don't travel regularly. Yeah,
because when they don't, No, it's like what mugs up
the whole.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
My shoes, I have to walk on the floor, my feet.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
We've been doing this for twenty years and it's one
of those things where like you get in that position,
don't argue.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, you just do it. I feel bad for the
TSA people that have to stand there and still go
waters out of your back, shoes off, like holy crap,
how long have we been doing this?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It is a good reminder when they do the yelling,
because sometimes you kind of get lost in space.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I know, I do. I zone?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, So can I say bomb?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
No? Can I go to an airport and say, Mike,
you to bomb you on track?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
See what happens at O'Hair? What list do you want
to get attitudes today? Oh? I'm on a list.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I don't think any lists exist.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What list are you on, Mike? Well, some sort of
do not fly less than I'm I'm just guessing there's
gotta be some list I'm on.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It's the Morning's Rock ninety five to five. Your man
a Rocky?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Wait? What that's how he got his name?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Dog, what do you mean? Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
He didn't know why on Rock ninety five to five
we call the Rooster Rocky?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Why do we call the Rocky?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Okay, I'm glad I wasn't the only one in the room.
I'm with you, Okay, with you. I didn't even realize
that's all right now? Yeah, one thousand dollars from our
man Rocky, who very well on Rock ninety five to five. Yes,
let's do some speaking of rock and Rocky and rocking
rock and roll. Christ this is a wild thing came
(33:45):
down yesterday. Jane's Addiction members Dave Navarrow, Eric Avery, and
Stephen Perkins have filed a lawsuit against lead singer Perry
Farrell following an on stage altercation in September that they
claimed derailed their Well September twenty twenty four that they
claimed derailed their American tour and planned album. You remember,
right at the beginning of that tour, Perry Ferrell assaulted
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Dave Navarrell on stage. Yes, it was a very scary thing.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
It was one of those wild things because Dave was
just getting back with the band, dealing with a ton
of hell stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, I think that Jane's Addiction. I mean, listen, we've
all heard the stories. I got love for Perry Ferrell
as a rock star, just like I have love for
other rock stars who I have no personal interest in.
But he seems like a disaster to be around.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Sounds like it's Perry's Addiction.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
That's a good one. Guitar Stave Navarro suiting Ferrell for
assault and battery. The concert that they had the issue
at was in Boston, So I don't think we're going
to see any sort of reunions. Oh, no, anytime soon.
In a statement shared with Variety, lawyers for Farrell say
a lawsuit is a clear example of the group uniting
(34:51):
to isolate and bully Ferrell. And now Perry Ferrell has
filed a lawsuit back the other way himself.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
And what's his lawsuit?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know, Okay, it just says lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm suing your guys.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
You sued me, And it's one of those things that
I hate to see because, yeah, I want to say
about every three or four years, we.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Got a Jane's Addiction performance at Lalla.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, it is fun. It's just like a fun thing
to see. But obviously they are not going to be
able to get it together.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I got two little more details. In a complaint obtained
by Pitchfork, Ferrell and his lawyers alleged that Navarro, Avery
and Perkins engaged in a quote years long bullying campaign
against Ferrell, oh, involving harassing him on stage during performances, including,
among other tactics, trying to undermine him by playing their
instruments at high volume so that he could not hear
(35:41):
himself sing or get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yes, so you punch people for that.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, this is what you do. It's a normal thing
to do, right. Yeah, we'll keep you updated on this
as it gets I'm sure dirtier and more details come out,
and you can keep yourself updated on everything, including rock shows.
Come in to the Chicago Land area Rock nine five
five Chi Shot, Rise against just one of the bands
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among a cavalcade of amazing artists. You can win, test word,
amplify your summer. Eight different pairs of tickets, sixteen tickets
to all the best shows coming around, and one of
them Rise against in Papa Roach the Rise of the
Roach Tour. Ye Buddy, Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station, Maria,
what do you got?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What a special day? It just so happens to be.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Why so special, Maria?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Because it is rocking eighty five five Thursday. It's rock
ninety five five Thursday, I tell you. But we're not
at it a bar, but we will be the.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Best way to enjoy Thursty. This is the correction my listing. Oh,
we're gotta tell you one.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
We think heavy. God, what you bordered a drink? As
I previously mentioned, we're not giving you the date because
we've got to withhold some things and had a little
air of mystery. But we're going to tell you where
the next Thursday.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Is going to be.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Next Thursday, Yeah, growth village.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
That's that V word you're looking for. Microphone. What a
great name. It sounds like microphone, which is good for
all of us. Yeah, but it's microphone, which is good
for you. That's great, Mike, another m to the mosh pit, Maria,
Marris and Michael.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It'll be drinking. Yes, there will be antics.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yes, they're drinking great Carriok.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
There will be Marius professing his love in the form
of song to No One the only Clark from the
cubsby because.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Marius lost the mast bad song? Are you gonna say
I'm thinking about it. I'm not going to reveal that
too soon. A love song?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, it's going to be a love song. Are there
any restrictions to said love song that I choose?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Or do I have free rain Rain?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
But if you've whipped out some Whitney here and I
would not be upset even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't think I have the range for Whitney.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Better.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, I have one in mind, because I don't want
to be stranded like singing the karaoke by myself.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I want it to be kind of like a sing
along way. Everybody kind of knows it.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, that's all what the bat was you're singing to Clark.
I'm going to shush the cow.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Please do heada James at last, the amazing Clark walks
in at the time.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Or unchanged melody that's the love.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
My heart will go on?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
No any Celine Dion Really if you want the mostes way,
when you're.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Ready to go and it's going to perfect ed Shearon,
I'm glad you just have a list all of me.
John Legend. Yeah. Also this Microphoneberg by the way, I'm
a big fan of the beers. They got awesome beers.
Listen to this the spicy slick Pickle Rick It's a
(39:10):
Golden Ale with pickle juice and arbal chili peppers. Or
how about this the ham Alert a tap room exclusive
Italian pilsner in aged malort barrels. Like they have fun
with their beer out there, they do. I like pickle juice.
I like pickle everything. I might have to dam Uber say.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
That, damn it, pickle everything.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I heard it. We can Uber together, mares, We'll split it.
Hey no, hey, no, you're too far apart. Will you
uber to me and then we'll uber together? Also can't
figure it out herself. Hey, actually know you uber to me?
A will uber to Ukrainian village and then we'll all
go together.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
No, no, no, that's fine. Leave me up to my
own devices. You guys, you guys go Actually no, no, no, no,
I'll be all right now.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
No, this is good. Give me some time, time out,
time out.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
This is dangerous because to Margarita Maria, riding around the
streets by yourself. Absolutely, now, we got to get you
into your own vehicle. That's not you driving actually.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
With the driver.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I was like, wait, so what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Because no, no, no, I would never do that to
the city. Say of this, okay, drops of juniper gin
inspired pilsner with juniper, Billberry's coriander, cardamom, orange peel and
lemon peel, sexy tea with that. Damn, I cannot wait
to go to this place.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I like drops of juniper. That's fun. We love a reference.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
I heard it.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Microphone brewing is the spots. We can't wait to see you.
We'll tell you when village not today.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Like that need teas never.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Are rolling through the European dates on their tour. Their
next show is at Gothenburg, Sweden.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
There are only two people that are allowed to say akadaca,
and those are my two Australian boyfriends. For that in
Sebastian they can say it.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I think we're gonna hear from them coming up. Now,
why did you take that away from me and Michael?
We love us some.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Because you're not my Australian boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
No we're not. We're your American boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Akadeca right, but they're Australian is an Australian thing. So
you call the Macy DC because you're my American boyfriends
and they're Australian.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
You guys are following the rules. This is a nice run.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Someone who doesn't quite know how to follow rules and
doesn't think they're doing anything bad. West Caantlan Paula Mudd
really thinks he hasn't been causing any trouble. If you've
been paying attention. Wes s Caantlan's been in the news
for all the wrong things, not band related, in the
and in a recent interview he's come out to say,
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my main goal is to just stay out of trouble
and I really seriously need too.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Don't really do that much wrong. I really just don't.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
But like a big fish and a little pond pond,
I call myself a Christmas dinner trup.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Now I'm just gonning. I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
The next part is basically the cops arrest him so
that they can tell stories later over Christmas.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Tells very quickly, just the past few years alone. Oh
you got it. Arrested for trespassing. There we go, pepper
balled by a swat team. Yes, arrested for felony domestic violence,
doesn't do anything wrong, blamed an next bandmate for slipping
him a Roofi's couldn't be at Daytona Bike week yep.
I mean, come on, dude, yeah, accountability.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
That's not an accountability.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
So he does continue. I've made some mistakes, but at
certain points I could breathe in the wrong dire and
get cuffed and slammed in a dungeon.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Stop, bro, I've made some mistakes, you know. Come on,
you'll make mistakes. You'll get pepper bowled by a swatteem
every now and then amongst us as not.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Other Yeah, thank god, right, But it's also like one
of those things where if you're doing these things, clearly
there's something wrong.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Except he just he doesn't see himself like that. Well,
you know what he does everything so blurry, so it's
hard to see yourself because it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Like when Simba looked down into that beautiful pond and
saw the image of his father. He can't really see
himself correctly because he's looking into a puddle of mud.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's hey, you know everyone's so fake as well, and
everyone's so empty, and everything is so messed up. I
can't believe he worked preoccupied into this song. That's a
big word. Anything else.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Maria, she hates me, you could be.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
He writes it right.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Can you take it all the way? It's coming from
inside the house West showing in my face.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Hellone Rock ninety five five as we are ninety five
minutes commercial free with my favorite friends here. We got them, Michael,
we got them Maria. Yeah, and Maria's got something special
for us.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
This seems nice. I like this energy. Yeah, this is
nice too. This is like, is very uplifting. H I
like keep it there, yeah, keep it right here. We're
gonna be right here this whole time. Okay, I am
gonna tell you the news headlines you no, it's gonna
fin It's gonna find's gonna be Fine's gonna be fine.
The headlines are not They're not great. If I'm being honest,
(44:59):
I'm gonna keep it up. Okay with bad News Bears.
Worker accused of abusing six infants, bonds out.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
You had to start with that one. Geez, what's the
last two words on that? Bombs out?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Bonds bonds? Yeah, he's just walking for you right now?
Or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Surprise per person.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sixteen year old girl stabbed to death at Bronx DELI.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Don't like that. How many topics did you ask for?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Going back?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I can change the sense? Was it the owner? No
sandwich for you?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Victim reported stalking days before murder?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Hate. I hear those stories, also the.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Stories police detained five people in connection with death a
boy found in parking lot.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
We're still catching people.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
So you started with kids, who ended with kids, including
a kid getting stabbed had I don't feel the.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Same way did at the beginning of this A full
circle moment of Bad News Bears early in the morning,
rising to the street.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
It's time to drk out.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh my god, we got news.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Wait a minute, the Legend of Zelda is getting a
film adaptation. Yeah, this will be out May seventh, twenty
twenty seven, as long as everything stays on the timeline
that it is right now, and.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
We have just found out who's gonna play Zelda and Link.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Now, Boy, for everybody who makes the biggest misconception about
this series, Zelda is the princess.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Link is the warrior.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
He's the one that you play.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
You play as Link, you're saving Zelda. Within the game.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Zelda will be played by Bo Braxon and Link will
be played by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I don't know either of those people, and I'm happy
that way. I was gonna say, that's good.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I think they're both British, Yes, some more British stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
They are both British, both very young actors, and I'm
looking forward to see what they have to bring to
the table.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
You know what I do, like, what's that?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
How? At least in American movies, whenever we decide something's
like in a fantasy realm, gotta have British accents.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Oh yeah, that's funny. I don't know wars stor war,
I don't know why. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
I'm hoping they don't let Benjamin talk as he's playing Link. Yeah,
we've played the games. Link ain't said a word in
twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Oh my gosh, holy, I want to be navvy.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Hey, what was the less Zelda game? Did you Super Nintendo?
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Wow? Yeah? Yeah. Well, and I found that my I
didn't know I had ADHD at the time, but my
brother could play this game for hours and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I was like, when we play Mario Kart, my favorite
zeldam that this is the question that you didn't ask
is Majora's Mask? But I have played Majora's Mask, O,
Green of Time, wind Waker, and uh Twilight Princess.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I was playing a Breath of a while on the
switch and I was just doing all of the side tasks.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
And then I was like, oh, yeah, I got to
fight a boss, went to fight in a boss, got stopped,
turn the game off.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
The nice thing is I'm not too worried about this
video game movie, which I normally am, because the characters
are like, they don't necessarily have a personality, so they
kind of can't get it wrong, right. You know.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Official plot details are under wraps, but the film is
expected to follow Link's journey across High Rule to face
Gannon and restore the tri Force. Oh, I can't wait
they cast it.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
The same thing.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, I wonder who.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, it's gonna be Oh, I can't wait to see.
This is gonna be something good. Yeah, but yes, excited
about the Legend of Zelda movie coming out. But I
do want to know a four four fifty. As Nintendo
is stepping into movies, what other Nintendo character do you
want to see a movie from.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I want to see a Super Mario, Super Mario Kart movie,
a racing movie like Racing Style, Maria Metroid Prime. I
want to see Kirby.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
So in.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Such an iconic song, everyone knows it. You whip that
out out of karaoke bar like microphone brewing ur and
everyone's going to sing along the killers.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
However, is that a love song I could sing?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
No that well, it's more about jealousy and turning states
into the scenes. I mean there's a club of BIZI
check the Brandon Flowers. When he's been asked about the song,
he's like, yeah, no, didn't know this is gonna be
a hit Because to us. It's just like, yeah, it's
an The Killers song. It sounds like our songs. Crazy
how those things happen? Anyway, what are the boys text time?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Let's do it? Four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Old squeaky micare. I wasn't ready can we do?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
One week when we went on the air, I was,
I was, you know, doing ninety other things, and so
I had to stand up for the mic because I
moved it out of the way. So I was waiting
specifically until me or started the music to try to
use it as cover to pull the mic. I don't
want you guys to notice turn my mic off for
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two second movie.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I like ald squeaky micra, Hold on, say squeaky micame.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
You can always text us a four four ninety five
fifty all day here on the show or all day
on the station. From the seven eight it's first day,
I will be taking am alert sunrise. Please.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Are you okay sour?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
After all, when you start your day with milord, you
can only get it, can only get better?
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, okay, fair? Yeah, I actually like that logic.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
From the eight one to four quote. So the absolute
horror of teleporters is that they don't actually teleport you.
They just deconstruct you in one place and then reassemble
a new copy of everything they scanned. I thought they
actually teleported you. Don't like that, so there'll be a
copy of me somewhere nobody needs that, and then they
have to kill you on the other side of you
are okay, I no longer want teleporters. How do you
(51:30):
even get there? So something about travel? Yes, looking for
fashion ways to get home? Oh yeah. From the seven
o eight. Wow, there's a Popeyes and Hazel Crest that's
(51:52):
open at five am. Anybody need dippers?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
No? Actually good two days for real.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, that's from the seven eight. That's what he says.
Popeyes and Hazel Press that has open at five am.
That's about to be No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Don't call it weird, don't ask questions.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
I want we like it.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
From the two oh one, we sold a twenty so
we're talking about how I used cars are way more
expensive because it's blind a man. We sold a twenty
sixteen van for way less than we paid, only to
see it on the lot later for eighteen thousand dollars more.
Jesus mark up.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Then here it was. It was just gonna hand my
car to my ex.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
But never mind, Oh my god, don't do that, Maris.
So Maris has to sing a karaoke song at the
next Thursday, and the song has to be a sort
of love song to Clark, the mascot for the Cubs,
because Marius lost a bet. Yep, this one from the
sixth three. Oh, Maris, you need to sing Lips of
an Angel for Clark. Oh my god, I think it
(52:51):
might say that.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Mary, you know what
what area code that is? Someone who follows Loopers first, first,
and foremost six to three.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Oh, thank you for forever listening and bringing it back.
I thought I was going to get away from this
first second.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Never never, absolutely never.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
The short story is I got drunk and decided to
serenade a woman to Lips of an Angel because Lips
of an Angel sound sexy and doesn't imply cheating at all.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
You're in a very drunk stuty.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It implies cheating.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
And then she walked down on you. Just got up
and walked away. It's to the song, right, just got
up and walked away. Oh have I never heard this story?
Speaker 5 (53:33):
You ever heard?
Speaker 1 (53:35):
An earlier episode of Loopers.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
You took it the time to serenade someone, and they
stood up and left. Bring them.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
So I had been hitting on this woman for a
little while and like all my guys were behind me
and they were just like, yeah, we got you, We're
gonna wing you.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
And it was working.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
And got back to my dorm room just put some
music on, being cool. It was playing wind amp or something,
and I was like, oh, I was talking about rock music.
I'm gonna play this song I just found and memorized
the lyrics to but never actually listened, and was serenading her,
singing lips of an angel to her.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
It's a sample.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
It was when I got to my girls in the
next room and my brain just went, you need to stop,
and then I kept going and then I could see
the light bulb go off in her head and she
just very politely got up off the couch and walked out.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
And the guys were like, what huh. How. I was like,
we're going to bed forget about this.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
And the best is that he brought it up on
the podcast, and then obviously I kept giving him crap
about it forever, and I made a couple social media
posts about it. Hinder saw it liked it, really commented
on it. Amazing now follow me shout out Hinder by
the way.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
And then got brought up again on our other podcasts,
the Top five because we were talking about songs from
that year and Lips of an Angel happen to come up.
And I didn't pick that song on purpose, but hey,
check out our podcast because there's a whole lot of
Lips of an Angel history for us to go through.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Perfect from the two to four.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
I guess we would never really moved on from that.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
You know this is from bj All Cereal. Grab Marris's
tush anytime. Oh, it's big tush'd be hard to miss.
You should ask first. And for the seven seventh three,
just fly private jets and you don't have to worry
about TSA.
Speaker 4 (55:37):
Oh
The Killer and News, The Killer and New. I think
that's Eskimo killers is what we call that.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'll give you that, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh a bell right out the gate on the morning
mosh pit.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I fairly accomplished. My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm mares with the bells. I'm Michael, and I like
Eskimo kisses.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh you like a little snuzzle, Yeah, yeah, a little,
a little you can't, dear listener, I'm doing it to
you right now.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The nose rub, yeah, you can do it on microphone.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Here.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What's the one with the eyelashes? Yeah, I definitely got
that confused. I need a few of those today because
I am tired. Yeah, I feel like this could be
a sleepy show today and I don't want it to be.
So I'm gonna down some coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know, it's gonna help with that. What's that we're
gonna ample fire?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So tired being so loud? I'm so tired.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Actually it's the lights are on eight different days.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You got a little pant hair, Billy Idol, the Offspring
and Coheating, Cambria, Volby Sticks and Kevin Cronin pop Roach
and Rise against In Judas priest and Alice Cooper and
I didn't name everybody because we got other stuff to
talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Because it is.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It is Rock ninety five. I have thirst today. Yeah,
that's so crazy. We're in a studio, we are not
out out of a bar, which hate that. We will
have announcements soon.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was just thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, I was thinking about announcing today, but I like
a little more suspense.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We've done this twice a little bit, and of all
the things I've done in my entire career twenty three years,
at this point, she's so so much fun. I mean,
the breweries we've went to w They're packed when we
get there. Everybody's so friendly, the drinks are flowing, the
food is going.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I'm excited about this next one. You know what,
here's what I'll do. I will announce the location. I
won't give you the date yet.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh how about that? And you know what, I won't
do that right now. Oh, I'll do that in our
first Thirsty Day jingle, which is coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
At some point, they're gonna need to start ticketing. Then
think about it, because these breweries, like especially the last
place where I has, they have capacity, right and eventually, yeah,
they're going to get to capacity. Yeah we're not there yet,
I know, but I was just like you announced where
it is, and suddenly the rush happens.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
People are trying to buy tickets and if we're not
doing tickets, not yet. But I'm not charging you for
these ye because I just want to hang out with you,
not even charged, but just just to be in Yeah,
I mean there's so much fun. Yeah, they really are.
I literally like hanging out and then drinking and then
saying stupid stuff into a microphone that every morning.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I was gonna say, do this every day.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now, imagine if I were drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, we don't have to imagine, Maris. We know, we
really do.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
A w kicked off their residency at Airgun Ballroom last night.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I watched some of that on TV. Yeah that's pretty.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Cool, absolutely amazing, And we'll have tickets for you with
the fuck you talk back. Leave us some message on
the iHeartRadio app and you hit the red microphone button.
Audio is clear as day as long as your phone
is good condition.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I want to try to sneak a message in there
today and just see if you guys can pick up that.
It's made I don't think we're gonna notice. I could
do a different voice the same room as you will,
y'all know, I'll go to the bathroom or something and
be like, how y'all go morning? Maria Palmer just gives
me the poop? Oh boy, what would someone be different
(03:28):
than any morning? Tell me upset?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You're talking about this and to come together is messed
up right now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It doesn't happen often, but tarn it that one cueued
up just perfectly.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Determination on your face.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I gotta like climb up on the counter kind of.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So there's a lot of this, like you're hitching your leg,
but also there's the focus so you don't poop yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, so it's so true. Oh my god, I'm my
stomach's excited today. You know why? Why is that it's
gonna be like as hot as as hot as it
good Lord, as hot as it is right now, is
as hot as it's going to be today. It's gonna
be like seventy two degrees all day, low humidity, cloud cover.
(04:32):
The Halloween stores are popping up. No, no, no, are
you just like.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sitting your own fart cloud right now.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, you know what, and you've mentioned this to me,
I don't have dirty insides. Well, they don't think very much.
I mean they don't. I don't have hearts.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And it came out clean.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh my gosh, so I know. Yeah, super mild day,
like I'm wearing a hoodie. Like I walked in and
didn't even sweat today. Come on, I'm very excited to
go for walk. Yeah, you could go outside. Yesterday was
ridiculously hot, right, Yeah, we were in a building yesterday,
or like a required meeting at some nightclub place that
(05:09):
we were at.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And it's so much fun. What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
The AC was blasting and I was still sweating my
ass off because it was so humid.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, yesterday, it was terrible. On a daylike today, the
six six hates to see me coming.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You know, it's even crazier. Imagine an actual nightclub setting
as opposed to us having a meeting where people are
out dancing around.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my gosh. Oh, even with the AC on this microphone,
this is gross.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Okay, Penus has been on it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
O'Day, I am seventy two. You won't hear a fart
for a while. I did two in like two days.
I got I got a hold out for a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And this is your second one this morning too. First
one to make it into the mic.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well, you guys weren't in here. That was an accident.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I came in right after I opened the door to
let the airflow, and you didn't need to. You have
clean insides.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Speaking of a toots and booty holes. Uh, sales of
men's underwear are the new indicator for a possible recession. Oh,
we're gonna tell you why coming up the ward the
You ever watched Full House? Uncle?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's the uncle Joey? Yeah? Uncle joe wasn't he goes
Award because he had the puppet the talk lot. I
do have a fun fact about that song. Actually. Uh,
the band Pearl Jam started out as a band called
Mother Love Bone. The lead singer of that band was
not Eddie Vedder. It was a guy named oh No
and Andy Wood. Oh good. He passed away from drug overdose.
Then Eddie Vedder joined. That song would was written about
(06:40):
Andy Wood. All right, so we got a journey there.
Rock History Ward Okay, Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
I'm Michael I'm Mars.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And that guy who did the old is the guy
that drove a lot of more crazy. She's never confirmed him.
My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Uncle Joey was Uh that wasn't the right guy, No Joey. Yeah,
I thought Uncle Joey was a good looking one. That's
my uncle Jesse. John. I'm sorry for arguing. You're right.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, you're excited. John Stainless might be at riot Fest
with the beach Boys.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, that could be cool.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, what kind of panties you wear? I wear a
box of briefe And when's the last time you bought some?
Oh my gosh, like a couple days ago? How about you?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I keep it fresh, not a few months ago, but
box of briefs as well.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, so a few months for you. So, according to Maris,
there might be a recession. According to Michael, things are
going great. Economists sometimes watch men's underwear sales to predict
changes in the economy. The idea is that my money
gets tight, men's get buying new underwear, since it's not
something anyone else can see, although we can smell it, smell.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It, although when you do see it. Maria as a
lovely woman Yeah. Have you ever been hanging out with
a guy and he's just wearing gross underwear? Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I want the underwear in the socks gotta be fresh.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's not even about well you hope it's fresh. My god,
are we not doing every day and fresh?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know? Yeah, crisp T shirt.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I mean like the granny panties on dudes, is not
the white ties.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I accidentally bought a pair of whitey titiescent How do
you accidentally?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Because you know how the case it has like too free? Yeah, yeah,
I was like, yeah, it's well. I rolled up.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I was like, okay, let me grab this, and I
had my boxer briefs and then I was brief and
I was like okay, So I just put them away
and then it was laundry days. I was like, okay,
I have never felt more sexy in my mirror.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Mirror amount of coverage it doesn't have.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's just like, what is it I'm getting on an
Amazon right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, I did my laundry that night and throughout the
rest of the breech like I was not dealing with that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So how does this work? Quite a minute, if you're
buying a say one more time, how's it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
When money is tight. One of the things that dudes
will immediately just like postpone is underwear. They're like, yeah,
I don't need to get a new pack right now.
I'm like, my other pack's fine, and no one's looking
at it. Like it's not like a shirt or pants
that I have to like keep interesting. And we assume
they're single or that their wives or girlfriends are very
generous and patient.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So I have a rule I work with.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Once I see a hole, it's going in the garbage.
After I throw two pairs away, then I go get
another batch.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Time for me to throw away my g strings and pouches,
you know, because.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Of yeah, because of stupid that I end up walking
into far too off and I feel like I'm just
continuously buying underwear, like because I see someone will be like,
oh pretty, are you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Also getting rid of underwear at the same speed?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Not at the same speed.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, I just have a lot of Did you ever
wear boxers? Not boxer briefs, actual boxers? Yeah? Yeah? And
did they just wasn't the worst ride up your ass?
You got a wedgie for no reason?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Bunchy, Yeah, bunchie Why did I even do that?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Why was I wearing boxer briefs the whole time?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't know, because masculinity is weird. Things are tight
sometimes guys are like.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It was also just one of those things like you
ever try to do that side step and nobody's paying
attention to get the weggie out is way too obvious.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Now I just reach out and I don't care. No,
I don't know why that wass these days. I'm old baby,
I don't give and.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Thank god you pull out. We don't need any many
Mikey's running around here.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Now here's a bit only there eight four four ninety
five fifty. It's time to play fun to the head
early trivia game where you're gonna answer questions. Take one
of us hostage. We provide you a save. If you
don't know the question, we can answer for you. We
still might get it wrong, depending and then if you
(11:24):
get the questions wrong, we get shot with nerve Darts.
Amplifying your summer, Michael, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Fine? Okay good. We're gonna amplify your summer with not only.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Pantera, but Billy Idol, The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, Newfound
Glory Coheat and Cambria Hailstorm with Vole Beat along with
Stix and Kevin Cronin and Papa Rochin, Rise against the
Judas Priests.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh Scooper. If you can pick one of those shows,
which one you can only pick one? Pop and rise
against that it's a good one.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, I'm going to Pantera's I guess it would be.
It's like one I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I really, I'm going to the rise against one already.
But if I could only pick one, I love Newfound Gloria,
I would go offspring. It's a great lineouts. How did
I forget about that one? And right now you could
win all of them?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes, right now eight shows up for grabs four Collar ten,
eight four four nine, five, five ninety five fifty b
Collar ten.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And now Fun to the Head on Rock Dady. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with John? Joel? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Absolutely hilarious. Hi Joel, Sorry about that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Are you in fact from Indiana? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay Joel from John and you got a nice.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Little how you doing? I love it? Joel. Welcome to
Fun to the Head.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
This is the Lovely Trivia game where you're going to
answer questions.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Take one of us hostage.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
We can provide you a save if you don't know
the answer to one question, and if you answer wrong,
we get shot with darts. And now you have to
choose between myself, Maria or Michael. Who do you want
to take hostage?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Let's go, Michael, Michael Henry a gun shot two days
in a row. Now, yep, of course she goes for
the gatling gun. Of course she does. She left the
six shooter here right on the counter. Okay, Oh, it's
not matter to blow me apart. Friendly friendly fire to day, Joel.
(13:30):
Here we go with question one.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Which major League baseball team hosted the demolition a disco
night that is exactly the white size?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
John? All right, dding.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Joel, what is the tallest building in Chicago?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
My, man, John, we are accepting both of those answers.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No holes in me already? No shots? Oh wow, I
got four. You might have just cursed yourself here, Michael.
All right, let's see how Joel gets questioned three. Here. Okay,
what is.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
The world's largest country by land area?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
China?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Damn it, I'm sorry the answer is yes, indeed, it
is Russia.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh my gosh. Oh, oh, all right, that that gatling
gun shoots.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, gatle gun.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh you got it? Oh okay, I'm clear now I
thought I had a jam. All right? Question four? Need
one more to amplify your summer?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
John in nineteen twenty nine, which toxic ingredient was removed.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
From Coca Cola.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Okay, yeah, Joel, Well John, Well, John, you are getting
ready to amplify your summer.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
You're you're going to see Pantera, Billy Idol, the Offspring,
Coheed and Cambria, Volbeat, Stick To, Kevin Cronin and Poperochize
Against along with Judas Priests and Alice Cooper.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Maria. Can't shoot if you can't see.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Hobby right here. I have the glasses on blocking it.
Thank god that I accidentally got.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Him right in the eye. Okay, I'm okay. Joe seems
to shoot heart Dan. We can't have anything nice, are you?
But Joel, you're all set, my man, You are good
to go. Your summer is gonna be amplified.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Do you know who you're gonna take to at least
a few of these shows?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
My kids?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh, buddy, that's gonna be an awesome time.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Indeed, and for everyone else you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Want to get tickets to these shows, had the ticket
master doct headed live nation dot com and go ahead
and hook yourself up.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Hear that sound? That is the sound of all human
decency going down the drain. Oh yes, you must be
listening to the Morning Marsh But on Rock ninety five
to five. It's the only explanation. Boys, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, you ready me? Yay, yay, get excited. We got
some jokes for you, Maria. Oh a less sports today,
A more joke fun.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That's my favorite kind.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Baseball, of course, has been off all week because of
the All Star break back tomorrow. Cubs, Red Sox Wrigley
Field one, twenty White Sox Pittsburgh five. Do you know
off the top of your.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Head what their your special item is going to be
for the Red Sox being in town?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The food item? No, I don't know. Remember I can
look it up, okay or no, you're right. It's a
it's like a lobster thing, remember that's right. Yeah, that's right.
Oh man, I got to go to one of these
games this weekend. I gotta empty my bank account because
the Red Sox are hot, so are the Cubs. And
those tickets are spending anyway. The SP's were going on
last night ESPN's Award Show, where you saw Best Female
(17:14):
Athlete and Best Championship Performance winner Simone Biles, who was
there among other athletes winning, and Shane Gillis, a very
funny comedian, did some jokes, some of which we can
play for you.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Aaron Rodgers did not take the vaccine because he predicted
it would be bad for him, and then he joined
the New York Jets, so maybe he wasn't right about everything.
Show Hey, Otani couldn't make it tonight, man. I hope
his interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here.
Show Hey is a once in a generation talent. No
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one's been able to do what he does at so
many positions pitcher, hitter, and bookie.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Bookie is what.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's so good, Smoon.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Biles is four foot eight and has seven gold medals.
She's short and has a lot of gold. When she's
not competing, she leads a quiet life at the base
of a rainbow.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's a lean joke.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
You tell Simona Riddle and she can't answer it. She
has to give you all of her gold medals. That
was the best one. It's crazy to be in this
room with so many legends.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You guys are awesome.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oscar Robertson, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sugar Ray Leonards here.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Hell yeah, Sugar Ray, you're the man. But what in
ten years, Jake Paul is going to try to knock
you out? So crazy?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's that's pretty good. Yeah, that's fun. I like it.
Some notable things here, best of NFL player, Skwon Barkley,
best play, the famous backwards hurdle. Yeah, best record breaking
performance Maria.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you know someone named Alex Ovechkin?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, from the Caps.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let's go it goes for you.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I got into hockey for a season. It happened to
be the one where the Caps won the Stanley Cup.
And that was actually complete coincidence.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, that's fun when a team wins the cup, isn't it?
Hockey hockey goes?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that to me inserted into my veins sports fan.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're like, I'm going to these games. Yeah, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I like hockey.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So, like I said, baseball back this week, this weekend's
gonna be fun. And congrats to all the winners. At
the SP's Yeah you got a little burst.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Nine Thursday with a special announcement of where the next
Thurstaday Live is going.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
To be, but not the date, just the location.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You can't know everything right away. We have to have
an air of mystery and drinks.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Scars tissue from the Red Hot Chili Peppers on Rock
ninety five find They won a Grammy for Best Song
with that one.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
No surprise is there, but we do have a surprise
for you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hey, Michael, what what's today?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
June July seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
No, it's Rock ninety five five Thursday. Oh yeah, it's
Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Jesus.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
But we're not patted up bar yet. The best way
to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Correction my list than you? Yeah, you know that's good.
We're gonna tell you one way. Think having on what
you barner and a drink. Rock ninety five five's next
thirst Day Live what.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Rock ninety five fives Next Thursday Live will be at
like your phone brewing. There will be a beer, there
will be food probably, I imagine. I think that they
have a really good menu. I haven't actually like looked
at it yet, because I am more excited about what
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they have, which is karaoke options. Wow, I'm excited about
that well, because I like karaoke. There will be singing. Oh,
there will be live podcasting.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
This doesn't have to do with the bet that there
will be Marris singing a sug dude.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
The Cubs mascot, whose name is it?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Clark? You have to Clark, got a quick.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
We want you to defeat The sounds like northwest.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Interesting, it's like northwest Viking.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Well, like the northwest side of a sing I'm just
looking at maps. I got the website up. What suburb
is it in? Michael?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yep elk Crow, yep elcho No, no elk Grove. That's
what I meant. Okay, By the way, I got the menu.
Oh my gosh, how fun is this place. Here's one
of here's one of the names of there. He's a
right back down. You know, we're all up here. He's like,
I am there. They have a Italian pilsner that's called
(22:01):
the Hey Mambo Mambo. I know, no, boy, there's fun
things at this place. I think, huh, drops of juniper
a gin inspired pilsner. We don't drink those more.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yes, I got to sing, and more importantly, Maris is
going to sing to Clark an incredible moment and that's
gonna be captured on video.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I slightly thought you guys forgot no, no, no, but
then the karaoke got mentioned.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I was like, no, to the north Side. We should
see if Clark can come out. He just walks in starts.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Mikey, get on that email, all right, use those tatted fingers,
dear Cubs marketing department. I think you mean deer Clark,
deer Clark, DearS, dearest Clark. Already getting digging in there. Anyway,
we'll tell you the date soon, yeah, not today.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
By the way, this is microphone microphone, Yeah, Mike phone,
m I k e R Phone Brewings because the.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Owners name is Mike. I've talked to him on pest
Thirst today. Another micy Yeah money double micah, micd up.
It's a mic up.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station where we
are amplifying your summer with tickets to all the shows
basically that are left. For the most part, all you
gotta do is listen and play fun to the head.
We already did it today, but we're doing again tomorrow, Maria,
what do you got?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And the good thing about amps is right now we're
still fully in charge of them, and like that volume,
it can't just be like I don't know, say, randomly
turned up incredibly loud to destroy our eardrums by a robot,
and the inevitable human vexes.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Robot walls from the front of the inevitable human robot.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
War engineers have developed a gadget called the photon Matrix
that uses AI and lasers to detect and zap up
to thirty mosquitoes per second, all without harming humans or pets.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So mosquitoes are going to go extinct, yes, seems and
then took an iron dome for mosquitoes. It zaps them
as they fly over. Awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
The basic version will be priced at about five hundred dollars,
with the professional model priced at around six hundred.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That's not bad. Well, you remember back in the day,
grandma or my grandma had the kindle. No, it wasn't
even candle, was the thing that hung from the thing
and they would zap when they'd get to it. Oh
electric something. Yeah, bugs apples interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Except you could hurt yourself on that because it would
zap you too. Doesn't know the difference, but this one
allegedly does shoots a laser.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Actually, now that you say that, I'm not game for this.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, it's like I'm bored with mosquitoes populations getting low
because I'm doing my job too well.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I want to upgrade to squirrels. Hey birds, keep your
neighbor kids out of the yard.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Oh, Susy Merris is already ahead of the game, because
in fact, Maris play the intro one more time and
listen real closely. Dear listener to this. You hear those lasers?
Do you hear those lasers? This is how it starts.
They say it does. Don't hurt humans or that's just mosquitoes,
just as you could trust our AI until the AI
(25:06):
decides that ethic Lee and Morley mosquitoes are on the
same playing field as humans. But big butt bump big But.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
No, you're a bitch, and I don't appreciate that. Ozzie
Crazy Train on Rock ninety five five. That was his
first single after leaving All Black Sabbath.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh way to start out strong, seriously, like can you
imagine being so into Black Sabbath hearing that the front
man is going to do a solo thing, and like
just imagine how like you're like, ah, right now thinking
about that, and then that's what he comes out with.
You're like, oh, okay, I am on board that crazy tray.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
This might go well. He doesn't remember it, but it
was awesome i'd've had. At that time in Ozzie's life,
he was at a lot of fun. That's why he
stopped working with Black Server. Oh really, yeah, I didn't
know that drug issues. Interesting night round.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Speaking of crazy trains, would be nice to have more
trains because cars are getting hell expensive out here. When
was the last time you bought a car?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Twenty seventeen?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, what was it? What did you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I bought a Nissan.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Also must shout out Alpa Moni Nissan, and it was
eighteen thousand.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
It had two thousand miles on it when I got her.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Ooh, ooh, that's nice. That's real nice. How about you, Mikey?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Three years ago, I bought a Subaru. I got the
Gramma version of the Subaru Legacy, the Big one. I
think it was twenty eight Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay, I got a Toyota Corolla in twenty twenty, and
oh I think she had she had less than one
hundred nice one thousand on or I think like fifty thousand.
That's about what I had, and I paid thirteen to
five for her. Yeah, we're lucky. We're really lucky people.
We've gotten our cars when we got them into a
pay but we paid, and we should take care of
(27:01):
those bad boys because we're so cars priced below twenty
thousand you canna have a hard time finding it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Used really, Yeah, like finding one at all?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Man, Okay, So new vehicles prices now average forty eight
nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's new.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, that's new.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Three year old used cars now have an average price
of thirty two thousand and six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Anybody want to buy a superhool that's up.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Almost ten k since the pandemic started?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yees? Yeah? Is it just because people are holding onto
their cars more? I got to hear it. This pandemic
Area era semiconductor shortages slash new vehicle production by around
eight million vehicles at the time, reducing how many cars
are out at trade ins, thinning used inventories and stuff
like that. So yeah, there's like supply and demand issue.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, yeah, so about those trains we can Yeah, if
we could have a nice real that would be great.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I would love a nice bullet, like know what I
dream of teleporting?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I am some of must have some reasonable requests.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I want to But then like when the teleporters having
a bad day and then you got a finger coming
out of your nose, like, not in the wrong time
and place?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Are you assuming you're being disassembled and reassembled? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
How do you imagine teleporters?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I have no idea. We haven't really figured out the science.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
But Star Trek had the best teleporters. You'd stand on
this little circle, you'd push the button and would go
and then boom.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, we just need to check off, you know, beat
me up, Scotty, Yes, my guy? Or is it bean
me up?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Let's not if that one's beam? What's getting hit by
a pitch? Bean? Bean bean? And what is Scotty doing
he's beaming?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, you sound sure, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
There's a lot of question marks in all of that states.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
So the moral of the story is take care of
your car because we need to, because we can't afford
used ones.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's not going to be a thing.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's fine, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
New rules coming to airports. You don't have to take
your shoes off anymore. And another one coming. We'll tell
you about it next.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You get me closer to God.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Jesus, No God, Oh, I'm sorry, Jesus. Is this one
not the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean, technically it's three persons someone all a lot
of we're going by the classic Catholic.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
There was another child.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That is went off the rails. All right, anyway, Michael,
tell us what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You no longer got to take your shoes off at
the TSA at the airport.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Oh, that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
One last thing to do. Still gotta pull your belts,
still got to do all the things out of your pockets.
Why was that a thingoe bumps? Yeah. I went to
the nine to eleven Museum and they have the shoes
in there, and basically they put bombs in the bottom
of the shoes. I don't think they ended up going off,
though I don't remember. I don't believe they didn't detonate.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
But it was just wild because like traveling internationally, never
had to take my shoes off I was standing there
and they're like, put your shoes.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Back off please. Yeah, I was all right, knife in
my pocket that they're immediately let me.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Reaction there. But also weird tho. The TSA has been
like no, no, what are you doing? Why are you
taking shoes off?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Stop it WEIRDO. It's like, hey, this just changed. No,
it was.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
It was one of those things where I was like, clearly,
the American walking through a foreign airport, we don't do right.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We haven't had any.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
The State Department says that thanks for our cutting edge
technological advancements and multi layered security approach, we're confident we
can implement this change while maintaining the highest security standards.
And it looks like there's more changes. Another one is
real I D you have to have the real ID
and how much liquids you can bring on is changing.
You're gonna be able to bring bigger bottles of things
(31:07):
like full gatorades, that kind of thing. You don't got
to die.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I can bring my shampoo conditioner.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Absolutely, they have to be yeah, okay, I didn't do
they do? They would? They changing because if you go
on vacation and use some shampoo conditioner, you can fly
back with it. Right, that's just a size thing, but
it's not yet.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
If you know four four fifty text us or of
course you can always do our walkie.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Talk backs, chance to win a ew tickets. The residency
kicked off last night.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
And you don't have to do anything specific. All you
got to do is just participate. Yeah, it's on the
iHeartRadio app little microphone in the top right corner. Bang.
You still got to do your ion batteries, all that stuff.
Laptops still got to come out and be set on
top of things. So a lot of it's the same,
but it seems like it's starting to get easier, which
will be nice, thank god. And like we travel, we've
been on planes.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I like this for the people that don't travel regularly. Yeah,
because when they don't, No, it's like what mugs up
the whole.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
My shoes, I have to walk on the floor, my feet.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
We've been doing this for twenty years and it's one
of those things where like you get in that position,
don't argue.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, you just do it. I feel bad for the
TSA people that have to stand there and still go
waters out of your back, shoes off, like holy crap,
how long have we been doing this?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It is a good reminder when they do the yelling,
because sometimes you kind of get lost in space.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I know, I do. I zone?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, So can I say bomb?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
No? Can I go to an airport and say, Mike,
you to bomb you on track?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
See what happens at O'Hair? What list do you want
to get attitudes today? Oh? I'm on a list.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I don't think any lists exist.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What list are you on, Mike? Well, some sort of
do not fly less than I'm I'm just guessing there's
gotta be some list I'm on.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It's the Morning's Rock ninety five to five. Your man
a Rocky?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Wait? What that's how he got his name?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Dog, what do you mean? Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
He didn't know why on Rock ninety five to five
we call the Rooster Rocky?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Why do we call the Rocky?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Okay, I'm glad I wasn't the only one in the room.
I'm with you, Okay, with you. I didn't even realize
that's all right now? Yeah, one thousand dollars from our
man Rocky, who very well on Rock ninety five to five. Yes,
let's do some speaking of rock and Rocky and rocking
rock and roll. Christ this is a wild thing came
(33:45):
down yesterday. Jane's Addiction members Dave Navarrow, Eric Avery, and
Stephen Perkins have filed a lawsuit against lead singer Perry
Farrell following an on stage altercation in September that they
claimed derailed their Well September twenty twenty four that they
claimed derailed their American tour and planned album. You remember,
right at the beginning of that tour, Perry Ferrell assaulted
(34:05):
Dave Navarrell on stage. Yes, it was a very scary thing.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
It was one of those wild things because Dave was
just getting back with the band, dealing with a ton
of hell stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, I think that Jane's Addiction. I mean, listen, we've
all heard the stories. I got love for Perry Ferrell
as a rock star, just like I have love for
other rock stars who I have no personal interest in.
But he seems like a disaster to be around.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Sounds like it's Perry's Addiction.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
That's a good one. Guitar Stave Navarro suiting Ferrell for
assault and battery. The concert that they had the issue
at was in Boston, So I don't think we're going
to see any sort of reunions. Oh, no, anytime soon.
In a statement shared with Variety, lawyers for Farrell say
a lawsuit is a clear example of the group uniting
(34:51):
to isolate and bully Ferrell. And now Perry Ferrell has
filed a lawsuit back the other way himself.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
And what's his lawsuit?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know, Okay, it just says lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm suing your guys.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
You sued me, And it's one of those things that
I hate to see because, yeah, I want to say
about every three or four years, we.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Got a Jane's Addiction performance at Lalla.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, it is fun. It's just like a fun thing
to see. But obviously they are not going to be
able to get it together.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I got two little more details. In a complaint obtained
by Pitchfork, Ferrell and his lawyers alleged that Navarro, Avery
and Perkins engaged in a quote years long bullying campaign
against Ferrell, oh, involving harassing him on stage during performances, including,
among other tactics, trying to undermine him by playing their
instruments at high volume so that he could not hear
(35:41):
himself sing or get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yes, so you punch people for that.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, this is what you do. It's a normal thing
to do, right. Yeah, we'll keep you updated on this
as it gets I'm sure dirtier and more details come out,
and you can keep yourself updated on everything, including rock shows.
Come in to the Chicago Land area Rock nine five
five Chi Shot, Rise against just one of the bands
(36:07):
among a cavalcade of amazing artists. You can win, test word,
amplify your summer. Eight different pairs of tickets, sixteen tickets
to all the best shows coming around, and one of
them Rise against in Papa Roach the Rise of the
Roach Tour. Ye Buddy, Rock ninety five five Chicago's rock station, Maria,
what do you got?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What a special day? It just so happens to be.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Why so special, Maria?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Because it is rocking eighty five five Thursday. It's rock
ninety five five Thursday, I tell you. But we're not
at it a bar, but we will be the.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Best way to enjoy Thursty. This is the correction my listing. Oh,
we're gotta tell you one.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
We think heavy. God, what you bordered a drink? As
I previously mentioned, we're not giving you the date because
we've got to withhold some things and had a little
air of mystery. But we're going to tell you where
the next Thursday.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Is going to be.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Next Thursday, Yeah, growth village.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
That's that V word you're looking for. Microphone. What a
great name. It sounds like microphone, which is good for
all of us. Yeah, but it's microphone, which is good
for you. That's great, Mike, another m to the mosh pit, Maria,
Marris and Michael.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
It'll be drinking. Yes, there will be antics.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yes, they're drinking great Carriok.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
There will be Marius professing his love in the form
of song to No One the only Clark from the
cubsby because.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Marius lost the mast bad song? Are you gonna say
I'm thinking about it. I'm not going to reveal that
too soon. A love song?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, it's going to be a love song. Are there
any restrictions to said love song that I choose?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Or do I have free rain Rain?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
But if you've whipped out some Whitney here and I
would not be upset even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I don't think I have the range for Whitney.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Better.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah, I have one in mind, because I don't want
to be stranded like singing the karaoke by myself.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I want it to be kind of like a sing
along way. Everybody kind of knows it.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
No, that's all what the bat was you're singing to Clark.
I'm going to shush the cow.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Please do heada James at last, the amazing Clark walks
in at the time.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Or unchanged melody that's the love.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
My heart will go on?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
No any Celine Dion Really if you want the mostes way,
when you're.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Ready to go and it's going to perfect ed Shearon,
I'm glad you just have a list all of me.
John Legend. Yeah. Also this Microphoneberg by the way, I'm
a big fan of the beers. They got awesome beers.
Listen to this the spicy slick Pickle Rick It's a
(39:10):
Golden Ale with pickle juice and arbal chili peppers. Or
how about this the ham Alert a tap room exclusive
Italian pilsner in aged malort barrels. Like they have fun
with their beer out there, they do. I like pickle juice.
I like pickle everything. I might have to dam Uber say.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
That, damn it, pickle everything.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I heard it. We can Uber together, mares, We'll split it.
Hey no, hey, no, you're too far apart. Will you
uber to me and then we'll uber together? Also can't
figure it out herself. Hey, actually know you uber to me?
A will uber to Ukrainian village and then we'll all
go together.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
No, no, no, that's fine. Leave me up to my
own devices. You guys, you guys go Actually no, no, no, no,
I'll be all right now.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
No, this is good. Give me some time, time out,
time out.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
This is dangerous because to Margarita Maria, riding around the
streets by yourself. Absolutely, now, we got to get you
into your own vehicle. That's not you driving actually.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
With the driver.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I was like, wait, so what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Because no, no, no, I would never do that to
the city. Say of this, okay, drops of juniper gin
inspired pilsner with juniper, Billberry's coriander, cardamom, orange peel and
lemon peel, sexy tea with that. Damn, I cannot wait
to go to this place.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I like drops of juniper. That's fun. We love a reference.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
I heard it.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Microphone brewing is the spots. We can't wait to see you.
We'll tell you when village not today.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Like that need teas never.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Are rolling through the European dates on their tour. Their
next show is at Gothenburg, Sweden.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
There are only two people that are allowed to say akadaca,
and those are my two Australian boyfriends. For that in
Sebastian they can say it.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I think we're gonna hear from them coming up. Now,
why did you take that away from me and Michael?
We love us some.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Because you're not my Australian boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
No we're not. We're your American boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Akadeca right, but they're Australian is an Australian thing. So
you call the Macy DC because you're my American boyfriends
and they're Australian.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
You guys are following the rules. This is a nice run.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Someone who doesn't quite know how to follow rules and
doesn't think they're doing anything bad. West Caantlan Paula Mudd
really thinks he hasn't been causing any trouble. If you've
been paying attention. Wes s Caantlan's been in the news
for all the wrong things, not band related, in the
and in a recent interview he's come out to say,
(42:04):
my main goal is to just stay out of trouble
and I really seriously need too.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Don't really do that much wrong. I really just don't.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
But like a big fish and a little pond pond,
I call myself a Christmas dinner trup.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Now I'm just gonning. I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
The next part is basically the cops arrest him so
that they can tell stories later over Christmas.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Tells very quickly, just the past few years alone. Oh
you got it. Arrested for trespassing. There we go, pepper
balled by a swat team. Yes, arrested for felony domestic violence,
doesn't do anything wrong, blamed an next bandmate for slipping
him a Roofi's couldn't be at Daytona Bike week yep.
I mean, come on, dude, yeah, accountability.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
That's not an accountability.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
So he does continue. I've made some mistakes, but at
certain points I could breathe in the wrong dire and
get cuffed and slammed in a dungeon.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Stop, bro, I've made some mistakes, you know. Come on,
you'll make mistakes. You'll get pepper bowled by a swatteem
every now and then amongst us as not.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Other Yeah, thank god, right, But it's also like one
of those things where if you're doing these things, clearly
there's something wrong.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Except he just he doesn't see himself like that. Well,
you know what he does everything so blurry, so it's
hard to see yourself because it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Like when Simba looked down into that beautiful pond and
saw the image of his father. He can't really see
himself correctly because he's looking into a puddle of mud.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
That's hey, you know everyone's so fake as well, and
everyone's so empty, and everything is so messed up. I
can't believe he worked preoccupied into this song. That's a
big word. Anything else.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Maria, she hates me, you could be.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
He writes it right.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Can you take it all the way? It's coming from
inside the house West showing in my face.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Hellone Rock ninety five five as we are ninety five
minutes commercial free with my favorite friends here. We got them, Michael,
we got them Maria. Yeah, and Maria's got something special
for us.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
This seems nice. I like this energy. Yeah, this is
nice too. This is like, is very uplifting. H I
like keep it there, yeah, keep it right here. We're
gonna be right here this whole time. Okay, I am
gonna tell you the news headlines you no, it's gonna
fin It's gonna find's gonna be Fine's gonna be fine.
The headlines are not They're not great. If I'm being honest,
(44:59):
I'm gonna keep it up. Okay with bad News Bears.
Worker accused of abusing six infants, bonds out.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
You had to start with that one. Geez, what's the
last two words on that? Bombs out?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Bonds bonds? Yeah, he's just walking for you right now?
Or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Surprise per person.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sixteen year old girl stabbed to death at Bronx DELI.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Don't like that. How many topics did you ask for?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Going back?
Speaker 2 (45:31):
I can change the sense? Was it the owner? No
sandwich for you?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Victim reported stalking days before murder?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Hate. I hear those stories, also the.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Stories police detained five people in connection with death a
boy found in parking lot.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
We're still catching people.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
So you started with kids, who ended with kids, including
a kid getting stabbed had I don't feel the.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Same way did at the beginning of this A full
circle moment of Bad News Bears early in the morning,
rising to the street.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
It's time to drk out.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh my god, we got news.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Wait a minute, the Legend of Zelda is getting a
film adaptation. Yeah, this will be out May seventh, twenty
twenty seven, as long as everything stays on the timeline
that it is right now, and.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
We have just found out who's gonna play Zelda and Link.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Now, Boy, for everybody who makes the biggest misconception about
this series, Zelda is the princess.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Link is the warrior.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
He's the one that you play.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
You play as Link, you're saving Zelda. Within the game.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Zelda will be played by Bo Braxon and Link will
be played by Benjamin Evan Ainsworth.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
I don't know either of those people, and I'm happy
that way. I was gonna say, that's good.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I think they're both British, Yes, some more British stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
They are both British, both very young actors, and I'm
looking forward to see what they have to bring to
the table.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
You know what I do, like, what's that?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
How? At least in American movies, whenever we decide something's
like in a fantasy realm, gotta have British accents.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Oh yeah, that's funny. I don't know wars stor war,
I don't know why. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
I'm hoping they don't let Benjamin talk as he's playing Link. Yeah,
we've played the games. Link ain't said a word in
twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Oh my gosh, holy, I want to be navvy.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Hey, what was the less Zelda game? Did you Super Nintendo?
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Wow? Yeah? Yeah. Well, and I found that my I
didn't know I had ADHD at the time, but my
brother could play this game for hours and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I was like, when we play Mario Kart, my favorite
zeldam that this is the question that you didn't ask
is Majora's Mask? But I have played Majora's Mask, O,
Green of Time, wind Waker, and uh Twilight Princess.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I was playing a Breath of a while on the
switch and I was just doing all of the side tasks.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
And then I was like, oh, yeah, I got to
fight a boss, went to fight in a boss, got stopped,
turn the game off.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
The nice thing is I'm not too worried about this
video game movie, which I normally am, because the characters
are like, they don't necessarily have a personality, so they
kind of can't get it wrong, right. You know.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Official plot details are under wraps, but the film is
expected to follow Link's journey across High Rule to face
Gannon and restore the tri Force. Oh, I can't wait
they cast it.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
The same thing.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, I wonder who.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, it's gonna be Oh, I can't wait to see.
This is gonna be something good. Yeah, but yes, excited
about the Legend of Zelda movie coming out. But I
do want to know a four four fifty. As Nintendo
is stepping into movies, what other Nintendo character do you
want to see a movie from.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I want to see a Super Mario, Super Mario Kart movie,
a racing movie like Racing Style, Maria Metroid Prime. I
want to see Kirby.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
So in.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Such an iconic song, everyone knows it. You whip that
out out of karaoke bar like microphone brewing ur and
everyone's going to sing along the killers.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
However, is that a love song I could sing?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
No that well, it's more about jealousy and turning states
into the scenes. I mean there's a club of BIZI
check the Brandon Flowers. When he's been asked about the song,
he's like, yeah, no, didn't know this is gonna be
a hit Because to us. It's just like, yeah, it's
an The Killers song. It sounds like our songs. Crazy
how those things happen? Anyway, what are the boys text time?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Let's do it? Four ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Old squeaky micare. I wasn't ready can we do?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
One week when we went on the air, I was,
I was, you know, doing ninety other things, and so
I had to stand up for the mic because I
moved it out of the way. So I was waiting
specifically until me or started the music to try to
use it as cover to pull the mic. I don't
want you guys to notice turn my mic off for
(50:37):
two second movie.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I like ald squeaky micra, Hold on, say squeaky micame.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
You can always text us a four four ninety five
fifty all day here on the show or all day
on the station. From the seven eight it's first day,
I will be taking am alert sunrise. Please.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Are you okay sour?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
After all, when you start your day with milord, you
can only get it, can only get better?
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, okay, fair? Yeah, I actually like that logic.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
From the eight one to four quote. So the absolute
horror of teleporters is that they don't actually teleport you.
They just deconstruct you in one place and then reassemble
a new copy of everything they scanned. I thought they
actually teleported you. Don't like that, so there'll be a
copy of me somewhere nobody needs that, and then they
have to kill you on the other side of you
are okay, I no longer want teleporters. How do you
(51:30):
even get there? So something about travel? Yes, looking for
fashion ways to get home? Oh yeah. From the seven
o eight. Wow, there's a Popeyes and Hazel Crest that's
(51:52):
open at five am. Anybody need dippers?
Speaker 1 (51:54):
No? Actually good two days for real.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, that's from the seven eight. That's what he says.
Popeyes and Hazel Press that has open at five am.
That's about to be No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Don't call it weird, don't ask questions.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
I want we like it.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
From the two oh one, we sold a twenty so
we're talking about how I used cars are way more
expensive because it's blind a man. We sold a twenty
sixteen van for way less than we paid, only to
see it on the lot later for eighteen thousand dollars more.
Jesus mark up.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Then here it was. It was just gonna hand my
car to my ex.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
But never mind, Oh my god, don't do that, Maris.
So Maris has to sing a karaoke song at the
next Thursday, and the song has to be a sort
of love song to Clark, the mascot for the Cubs,
because Marius lost a bet. Yep, this one from the
sixth three. Oh, Maris, you need to sing Lips of
an Angel for Clark. Oh my god, I think it
(52:51):
might say that.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Mary, you know what
what area code that is? Someone who follows Loopers first, first,
and foremost six to three.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Oh, thank you for forever listening and bringing it back.
I thought I was going to get away from this
first second.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Never never, absolutely never.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
The short story is I got drunk and decided to
serenade a woman to Lips of an Angel because Lips
of an Angel sound sexy and doesn't imply cheating at all.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
You're in a very drunk stuty.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
It implies cheating.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
And then she walked down on you. Just got up
and walked away. It's to the song, right, just got
up and walked away. Oh have I never heard this story?
Speaker 5 (53:33):
You ever heard?
Speaker 1 (53:35):
An earlier episode of Loopers.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
You took it the time to serenade someone, and they
stood up and left. Bring them.
Speaker 3 (53:43):
So I had been hitting on this woman for a
little while and like all my guys were behind me
and they were just like, yeah, we got you, We're
gonna wing you.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
And it was working.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
And got back to my dorm room just put some
music on, being cool. It was playing wind amp or something,
and I was like, oh, I was talking about rock music.
I'm gonna play this song I just found and memorized
the lyrics to but never actually listened, and was serenading her,
singing lips of an angel to her.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
It's a sample.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
It was when I got to my girls in the
next room and my brain just went, you need to stop,
and then I kept going and then I could see
the light bulb go off in her head and she
just very politely got up off the couch and walked out.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
And the guys were like, what huh. How. I was like,
we're going to bed forget about this.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
And the best is that he brought it up on
the podcast, and then obviously I kept giving him crap
about it forever, and I made a couple social media
posts about it. Hinder saw it liked it, really commented
on it. Amazing now follow me shout out Hinder by
the way.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
And then got brought up again on our other podcasts,
the Top five because we were talking about songs from
that year and Lips of an Angel happen to come up.
And I didn't pick that song on purpose, but hey,
check out our podcast because there's a whole lot of
Lips of an Angel history for us to go through.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Perfect from the two to four.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
I guess we would never really moved on from that.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
You know this is from bj All Cereal. Grab Marris's
tush anytime. Oh, it's big tush'd be hard to miss.
You should ask first. And for the seven seventh three,
just fly private jets and you don't have to worry
about TSA.
Speaker 4 (55:37):
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