Valentine's Day In The Pit

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's dropped ninety five by Friday. Last night we were out
at a bar. I can't believe I'm not hungover. I
had someone else drive my car. They were a friend,
not a stranger.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
This isn't as random as it sounds.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Good morning, much been on rock in ninety five or five. Wow,
last night was incredible.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
It was very fun.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
It was a great time.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Thank you for coming out to Imperial Oak Brewing in Brookfield.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It was chaotic. I gave everyone kazoos. It is wonderful.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I had such a good time meeting you and seeing
your beautiful faces.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's a kazoo. He's unwrapping now.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I stole like five of these from your box of kazoos,
so I have backups.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now, how dare you steal from my boss?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
It is, by the way, Maris for a second, here,
hold on, do it, Marius.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
This is like me trying to play a particular instrument,
like my brain kind of can't do it. I want
you to try on the air to do the kazoo.
I think we can teach you how to do it. Okay,
you hum.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, hum into it? How are you doing it so wrong?
Put your entire mouth on it.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's what's wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
You had the whole mouth on it.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Now there you go, just give it away.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You don't breathe out of your nose humped fully into
it so far.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
You know how I found this out?

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Hold on, hold on, this was effective. It's got a
hole in it.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Okay, So yeah, you're right, Okay, that's right here.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
So here's a fresh one. I have plenty.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
I thought, I wait with it.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
You know how I found out he couldn't do this
because we were on stage and he was trying to
do it next to me, and I was like, this,
the kazoo is not kazooing.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You can't do it again, Mariss, do you have you
gotta go?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I'm a purple.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Give me this purple. Give me the purple.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's not working, okay, okay, go is this voice just
too low.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Higher pitch?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Like I know, I got a vibe of the paper
in here phrasing. Figure it out, give me.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
A it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's kind of a challenge that you.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Can't vibrace the air naturally fine day, by the.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Way, because you girls never mind, A.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Very fun show ahead because it is changed. So we'll
have two of those coming up. Later today.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
We also got a fool recap of yesterday.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
We have audio from inside the brewery was on stage.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Okay, there's a lot of phrasing happening today, and I
love it.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't say inside like that.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You can till it's Michael. Because the kazoo works.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, by the way, off the air, did Maris get
the kazoo working?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let's see?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, was it because I taught you how to do
I'm just trying to take credit.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Was it my teaching? Yeah, well you've already lost it,
so my teaching.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'll figure it out again.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You'll tell you about the weather.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Cloudy today, cloudy today. Canna have a few snow showers
later tonight after six somewhere around there, and then off
and on snow all weekend and cold by the way, tomorrow,
I'm not as cold a Sunday. Sunday's gonna get down
into single digits tomorrow. I think at the highest, like
twenty six.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
We're so sorry, we're laughing.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Well, Michael actively does this huge headshot like when he
gets ready for this weather break like watching.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
Someone loading back a sling shot and you know he's
gonna fire those words off the most time pitched voice
you've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Last this weekend, Yeah, so walk some snow today, snow.
This weekend, it's gonna be called uh, you know, enjoy
your weekend in no, don't tell me.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
What to do.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
It is Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, yeah, enjoy your weekend. In Giggy, we're gonna be alone.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Recap so depressing. Yeah, we're gonna recap Thursday.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I can't wait for this.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yes, yes, we had a great time and we want
to tell you all about it next on Rock ninety
five five eight four.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Four ninety five to fifty. You can hit us up
on the text or call us at any time. Today
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station, The morning mash
Pit is on and today we're in the studio.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Last night we were out at a bar for the
first ever Thurstaday Live. But wait, speaking of that text line,
because someone texted us last night on my orders because he.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Was like, how do I get a shout out?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
And I was like, well, if only there was a
way they contact the show. Yeah, so he sent in
a text he said, hey, you promised to give me
a shout out. This is James from De Sitter Flooring.
Thanks James. You and your boys were great. They all
had military haircuts, and it was very off putting for me.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I was like, what are we doing.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Here, They're like flooring.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
I was like, oh, we're safe, We're good, just kidding.
I like my military people.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yes we do that.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Man can put in an awesome hardwood floor, make your
house so much better.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I really didn't know where you were going to go
with that one. Therrors both were like, tell me what
about this hardwood?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
A fan of hardwood more than carpet.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I believe, by the way, Chelsea, No.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, hardwood floor, since I know are.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Last night.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
By the way, it was a little off putting because
they made these huge banners of Maria, which is cool,
but they put them around the bar so there would
be like a bunch of people in a corner and
all of a sudden, like right between two people's heads,
is just Maria looking right at me. Because it was
life size, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Which was unintentional.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
I believe the banner is like seven feet tall and
you can actually squeeze the actual size of Maria into
the banner.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yeah, it was perfect.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
It was literally life size and the place was packed.
It was great.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm so happy with that turnout. Thank you guys for
showing up for me. You have no idea how much
that means, especially because numbers are such a weird thing
on social media. Having a lot of followers on social
media does not equate to those many people wanting to
actually come out and hang out with you.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Unless you're Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, exactly, have a really annoying jingle.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
At yourself on the back.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Because truly truly a great time, even though I showed
up late because I went to the wrong Imperial, warning everyone.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Multiple times, place multiple times.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Do we have audio from inside this is on stage?
I think this was Maria because I was filming, so
it was Maria and Maris on stage last night at Imperial.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
Oh god, I don't think they really want us to
come out again. If only there were some way they
could show us what we think isn't true, perhaps by
cheering quite loudly.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It is a good crowd.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Great crowd, yeah of people that like just were so
into it.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It just made me.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Very just crapping on the shills from the stage. The
whole time.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
It feels so good. Everyone hates their boss.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, you know we can all relate to that. Lord
knows me and Mind don't get along at all.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I have to protect you at times. Yeah, I don't
go in that office right now.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, So it was nice to come together there with
the crowd and damn the man together.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
I think my moment was when I broke you.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh yeah, that was amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
The sing along thing kind of went out the door
quite quickly. It just wasn't the vibe, but wasn't the
teenage dirt we tried.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
We were getting people into it, and I was like,
how can I mess with?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I did such a good job.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
And a Vibro's slap in case you don't know, it's
like a ball on a spring and it smacks against
a piece of wood and goes bringing ing ing ning.
If it surprises you right behind your ear, you're gonna laugh.
But it's a very funny sound. Yeah, it almost sounds
like a cartoon sound.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
It really does.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, you've heard it in Cake's song Short Skirt, Long Jacket?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Is that though?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Is that a Viber's flap?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Interesting?

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
And my boy Maris over here got a good you
couldn't stop laughing. You're trying to sing the song and
you're just laughing over here.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I kept like trying to like tune you out, but
I kept catching you in.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
My peripherals because he kept like just being so big
and ant it not to mention, like people are only
kind of half into the like singing along thing. So
that's also cracking me up, because trying to like do
a sing along when.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
People are just looking at you, well they's.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
Like, yeah, okay, I guess we're doing this now is
also a very hilarious moment.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It was, It was good.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
If you want to see some of these clips, it's
up on our social Morning Fit.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yep, we're at Maria Palmer Radio just like if you want.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
That too, yes, or at Michael K. Mason if you'd like,
or who is mares follow us all all of us,
Follow all of us, And if you really can't get
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Speaker 3 (09:46):
Fifty, send us a text, send us a picture, Send
Michael the picture, said Michael, a whole bunch of pictures.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yep, out, put your dork out.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yes, we're gonna nerd this weekend. Oh, even though it's.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Valentine's weekend, brand new in theaters today.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Especially it's in.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
America, Brave new world.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
We're looking at a new America's ass and Sam Wilson
the Falcon taking over as Captain America.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
And the steaks are high.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Now, who gave those cows marijuana?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
The steaks are high?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I hate you so much. So here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
If you have to convince your lady to go see
Captain America, wine and dine heard these next two days
and go on Sunday for a brunch, We'll.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Take her next weekend. The movie's gonna be there.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
You know what they're going to It's going to be spoiled.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Oh my god. If I was a woman and you
took me to Captain America for Valentine's Day week and
I'd kill myself.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
That's why you got a data nerd, Michael.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
So just don't be a woman. You couldn't handle it
for a single day. Crumble under the pressure.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
The other thing is that early ratings and reviews are
kind of mid And I want to remind fans of
the Marvel verse that all critic have been critical of
Marvel movies.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
They never liked them. Yeah, so oh interesting, go in
with a blank slate.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
We're entering a new phase into the MCU and this
is kicking things off.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
It's a new world.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Yes, oh, look at Michael. Wow, I'm going this weekend.
We're gonna talk about it on Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Are you taking your lady? Is she a nerd? Wait,
you don't have a lady.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
There will be somebody at the theater friend me, right,
I'm your girl.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yes, you are my girl.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yes, so we're going to go see Captain America Brave
New World.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, tell her whatever she wants to hear.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Well, he means it, Michael, I.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Know he does. That's what I was saying, right, because
you're his girl.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
But y'all know that the biggest thing of all.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Can you say it real quick? Because now Michael's making me.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Doubt you're my girl, Maria.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Okay, the biggest thing of all. If you're a fan
of Marvel, if you're a fan of Captain America, just
go because.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
You want to go. Don't just go because.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Absolutely do not bring a kazoo to the movie theater.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh I will not be but enjoy yourself. Have fun.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Is Valentine's Weekend, but include Captain America and all of
your festivities.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Zoovie Theater would be great.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I'm kazooing every word that I hear now kazoos wicked.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
We've got a police story where they're looking for EMUs.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, there's an EMU on the run. Oh boy, cops
are hunting on this thing.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh no, where's the Emo Human Wars?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
We'll find out more about that on Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
That's Nirvana's orgasm authentically on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Sorry, come as you are.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
The Mississippi Police Department, they're having a fun weekend Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
They are looking for.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
And is on the loose in Mississippi in Mississidney, Mississsidney,
facing felony, fleeing, and disorderly conduct. I don't know what
this bird did to these cops outside of running faster
than they can long strides. Also, I don't want to

(13:51):
mess with an EMU.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Is his NAMEMU because you could find him in commercials
Billimu Emo?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
No, know what you're talking That's not the same EMU.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Back me up on this fifty. It's like an insurance company.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, what his name is? Lemu?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
What is the insurance company?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
American family. No, I don't know, I'm gonna look it up.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I don't think that this is real.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Sorry I had to explain all that.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah, the Batesville Police Department is really into this search,
which is why they've placed chargers on the bird.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
But at the same time a court but at the same.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Time they're like, do not approach the bird, just call
us and let us know.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
A friend of mine has two ostriches and two EMUs
and they will mess you up. Yes, they kick back
so hard, like especially ostriches. They'll take a lion's entire
stomach and chest out by kicking.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
They kick you in your head.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, you're gone.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Again, be dead.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yes, that's all there is to it.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
So if you see this guy out running around, just
call all the police.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Humanity has learned this lesson. Do you know of the
Australian EMU war.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
They lost, They.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Lost, humans lost, humans trying to fight the mos.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Won From the two to one to nine text message,
it's liberty mutual okay. From yeah no, that makes sense,
Thank you for that.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Thank you for getting that too.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
It hibberty Lee liberty mutual is there, I got it?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Okay anyway, yeah cracked.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
He did a whole article on it.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
It was phenomenal on the Australian EMU war. Dear listener,
go ahead and have fun down that Wikipedia rabbit hole.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, it's a good one.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
So do they have any leads?

Speaker 5 (15:45):
No? I mean it's also being an evasive EMU.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
A stealth EMU, a ninja em.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
They could take over the world.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Maybe an emo emu. He's emotionally tortured. Whah whah, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
No, what am I even doing.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
There? You go?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
What imagine coming up with that? Like, hey, guys, it
is the same note in a row multiple multiple times.
Then we change it twice and then it's a genie.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Should we change it maybe three times so it doesn't
get repetitive? No, no, no, no, I think just I think.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
You don't want to do too much. You don't want
to get overly complicated.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
This isn't Beethoven.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, it's lit.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
And it's Valentine's Day. We got a new study out here.
Seventeen percent of people in series relationships say Valentine's Day
is crucial and could make or break their relationship. That's
a lot of pressure guys your relationship.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeah, I highly disagree.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That sounds fragile.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
It is interesting, But I feel like Valentine's Day is
one of these things that I drive me crazy where
it's like a like a and listen, I'll say I'm
a capitalist, but it is definitely a holiday where we
guilt people into spending money for something that someone made up,
probably someone who owns a business that sells cards like Hallmark.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
And now we have to well, it was actually created
by the Angel of Good Cupid.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I've seen him in cards and stuff. I didn't know
he's real.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Please don't crap on my religion, first of all, but
also by a thousand percent agree that like I feel
the same way about, for instance, like a relationship status
on Facebook. It's one of those things that if everything
is going well, really doesn't matter. However, not doing it

(17:45):
is a sign of.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Something bringing off.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
So for me, Valentine's Day it's just an extension of
what you should already be doing. Yes, if you're gonna
buy flowers today, you should be buying flowers at random
times in general.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
And taking a plastic off and cutting this stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, if you're.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Gonna if you're gonna go out to dinner. This should
already be in your repertoire. It shouldn't just be like, well,
I'm gonna treat you good on one day in February and.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
That's how dare Yet I'll tear all of you. I
work hard all year long, damn it, and I go
out of my way one night to do something special
and now it's not enough because.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
I don't do it all year correct, Yeah, you get killed.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
This is this is more of a pepper ring and
not a big explosion once.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I'm gonna make a See, I have a huge problem
because none of my stuff has showed up yet. So
I'm sitting here bliss on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
When did you order it?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Like a couple of days ago? Oh my god, I
said it would beer.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I can't believe that didn't work out for you.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
I got a couple more of these for you. There
is a right amount to spend on Valentine's Day. Twenty
eight percent say a good Valentine's Day shouldn't cost anything.
According to the average respondent, you need to spend one
hundred and thirty three dollars per person for a good
Valentine's day that should cover food, gifts and activities.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
I want to know who that person is.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
A McDonald's seals. Yeah, that's the dollar menu.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Holy moly, it's it's the spirit of things, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Well, Maria has a good point from a lady who knows.
She says that everything personal to the heart. Write a letter,
write a note, do a card makes something that always
works better. Problem is, I'm busy?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Okay, did you just crazy?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
If you're too busy, then maybe don't be in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
I guess, dare you. I'm not too busy for a relationship.
I'm too busy to go to the craft store.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Well, it sounds like you are too busy to do
some of the positives of a relationship, and that would
mean too busy for a relationship.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Now here's a bit only.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Needs more lube, especially for Valentine's weekend. Chicago Wolves are
an action tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Heck yeah they are Cleveland Monsters.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Look at me right now?

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Four pack up for grabs. And yes, it is Hawaiian
Shirt Day and Michael has one of the.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Shirt they sent me one and it actually is a
Hawaiian shirt with the wolf logo printed on it.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
It's awesome, It's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Give us a turn.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yes, spin Oh, look at Michael with the Wolves and
the hawaiyanness of the shirt.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Beautiful.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Two can be like Michael, but you got to show
up early for this game and be one of the
first two thousand fans in All State Arena.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
And you also need tickets. So we're playing. I saw
what he did.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I understood that.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I want to be like Mike.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
And they were referring to Michael Jordan, Yes, the famous
basketball player don.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Maria, not Michael from the Morning mosh Pit, And we are.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Referring to Michael from the Morning mosh Pit. Yes, and
so it's a play on words. And I know sports.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Good for you, Maria. I'm proud of us today. Think
eight four ninety five, fifty b collar ten and those two.
This can be yours rock ninety five to five. Are
we speaking with Trey?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yepy, let's crack a locket, my dude, just.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Getting my way to work right now.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Michael, how did you shoot yourself before we actually started
fun today?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Not on purpose?

Speaker 5 (21:19):
That?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Wow, I'm an idiot. I don't know what to tell you.
Trey right in the nostril too, you know how this works.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
By now we need to answer some trivia questions on
your behalf so we can get these Wolves tickets.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Who would you like to answer questions for you? Choose
your player.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
I want Maria and me a gun.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Hopefully I don't fail today, Thank you?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Oh boy, let me get my scope out here.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Trey buddy, Okay, I'm going to do you proud of promise.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
I sure hope.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
So it is a Valentine's tight Okay, let's let's kick
it with Question one?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
What kind of dog is Scooby Doo?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Great Dane?

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Easy question for you.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I did not know that you didn't know Scooby do
was a great day.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
I had no clue had You've made a very good
choice so far.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
One for one, he's tall, shaggy.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Oh actually, okay, yeah Ruby.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Question two, what is the longest running Broadway show of
all time?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Is that Phantom of the Hour?

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Dang it?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I'm sorry that I'm a theater kid.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
But do you know that I can sing both the
Phantom parts and the Christine parts?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
And let me tell you, I do a great rendition
of past the point of no Return?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Nobody's doubting anything that you just said. Sounded like jibberish, but.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Not jipperish that you doubted? That's key.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Question three? Okay, what is the least common eminem color?
Oh no, this could win it all for Trey. Oh no, Hello,
the correct answer is brown.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh wow, that was my breast.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I can't face your tiny shot that wow.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I've heard all of this anyway, I'm going to get
these three. Don't give up on me, man, don't give
up on me.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Question four, Okay, what state is the only one? What
state is only one? Syllable?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Long?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Main sweebo?

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Party?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Hard is a wu?

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Because I got Trey his mother forking tickets and we
go my boy and I will deliver them on.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
T try singing so we can talk about the Wolves tickets?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
All right?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Ye's going to the Chicago.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Wolves this weekend. That's Happy Valentine's Day to you. You've
got a four pack for Saturday. And if you want
to be like Mike, yes, be one of the first
two thousand fans in the.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
All State Arena tomorrow to get your free Hawaiian shirt.
Everyone else get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Now here's five or so things with Mayores.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Why does he always drop his bands? During this part
of the show. I don't know, but I like it
specifically for today. Yeah, it's for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Wait, yes, a major Roman London structure is uncovered. After
they knock down a building. They found a Basilica, which
is a Roman building that is over two thousand years old,
and it had Agent Government. It was where they housed
the Agent government, economics stuff and administrative offices.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
So you're not gonna build on top of that.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
I hate that they had administrative offices in the freaking
Roman Empire.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Imagine being a Roman secretary.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh my gosh, I'm actually a Roman administrative assistant.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Thank you SNL fifty. The Homecoming concert is coming up
very soon, and they've got a lot of musical acts
like Share, Dave Grohl, Snoop Dogg, Chris Martin, Britney Howard Devo,
Eddie Vedder, Jack White, Jelly Roll, Lady Gaga, and Miley
Cyrus just to.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Name a few, with a pun of SNL alumni also
as well.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
It's ever been on the show.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I can't wait.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
I can't wait either. Imagine getting an ice cream craving
and winning a million dollars. What woman on her way
to Dairy Queen decided to stop and get a twenty
dollars scratcher, no crash, scratched it into Dairy Queen parking
lot and was like, yeah, one hundred dollars ended up
being a million.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
She was so excited she forgot to get ice cream,
ran home to her husband and they're going to celebrate
the win by payingoff medical bills.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
After taxes they'll take on thirteen twenty five. Yeah, yeah,
that's enough for two blizzards.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
A net wind.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
There is a recall on over a million Igloo coolers
that have caused finger amputations, cuts, lacerations, and or fractures.
It's due to a handle design that can pinch the
user's fingers. Now, these were sold between January twenty nineteen
and January twenty twenty five at Costco, Target, and Amazon,

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and if you think you have one of these, head
to the recall page at Igloo's website. That sounds not
fun at all.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
It also sounds like it was happening for a long time.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yes, I want to know that behind the scenes on this,
like when did they decide that's enough amputated fingers?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Recall it?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Because from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty five years of injuries.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
And it's also one of those things where it's like
that's not user errors.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
No, yeah, that's designed right.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
And finally, Arizona is looking to make howdy their official greeting.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Of the state Arizona.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yes, Arizona.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
They're going to claim howdy.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yes, because when I think Howdy, I think Arizona every
single time I.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Want me a cowboy from Arizona.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Texas has entered the chat.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I want to have a word Arizona Roadhouse.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Actually, I think Texas might try to steal it, or
they might try to attack Arizona.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Do they need to.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Steal what's already theirs?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
What are they going to talk them with?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
He caught me by surprise from did I?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah you did I swear the Arizona chainsaw massacre?

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Oh no, because you're hearing that means it's time for
you to call in for your chainsaw the first of
two in the morning, Mashpit. We want you to take
this home for Valentine's Day. Oh no, what, I just
realized we're giving away chainsaws on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I hope you got her a good gift, so too.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Yeah, eight four four ninety five fifty b Collar ten.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
You would love. It's like sad medicine, your good medicine.
Either way, I can't seem to open it up, not
with these hands. It's morning moshpit on Rock ninety five our.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Child proofs so no.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Ninety five years ago today, one of the most notorious
events in American gangster history occurred, the Saint Valentine's Day massacre.
Tell us more, this is crazy, by the way, So
you had to two gang sort of dominating the area,
one in the north, one in the south, right Capone's
gang and a guy named Bugs, and they were fighting

(29:05):
over the prohibition that everybody's trying to bootleg alcohol, and
they wanted to own the market, right yep. So they've
been planning how to take out this other gang. What
they did. This is crazy. I'm just gonna read it
here because i'm learning. I remember learning about this in
history class, but now that I live here, I'm like,
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It was more real in context.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Go to that place where these guys were shot.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
The massacre was the culmination of a fierce rivalry between
al Capone's South Side Gang and Bugs's North Side gang.
The bloody feud was rooted in the lucrative but dangerous
business of bootlegging. Capone, who sought to dominate the Chicago's
legal liquor trade, orchestrated the ambush. What happened was Capone's
gang dressed up like police officers, even got police cars, yeah,
and showed up when the other gang was walking out

(29:49):
of a building just to arrest them, yeah, and instead
put them on their knees and shot them in the head.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I mean, yeah, it's crazy. Taking care of business every day.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Maybe not every day, yeah, but I'm just on Valentine's Valentine,
you take care of business either that way or your
girls way.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Copone actually went out of his way, uh, you know,
to work really hard and get his lady a gift
for Valentine's Day, and she didn't like it. So now
we have the Saint Valentine's Day.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
Massacre something like that. That massacre, I know, Chicago history.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Man. How cool? I mean kind of cool? No, cool, Sorry,
it's very cool.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
We've been spending most of our lives living in a
gangster paradise. It's just you don't always have the context
to put it into gangster paradise terms.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Except on days like today.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
A few minutes ago, we were talking about the Saint
Valentine's Day massacre that went down ninety five years ago
today and we just got a text at eight four
four fifty from the seven to seven three. He says.
The spot where the Valentine's Day massacre took place as
a sideyard next to an elderly home. Residents often report
hearing loud bangs in the middle of the night. Al
Capone was on the second floor window of what is
now the Chicago Pizza and Grinder Company, watching to make

(31:15):
sure it went down as planned.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Okay, but hearing loud bangs in the middle of the
night in an elderly home could be something very different.
I'm just saying they get freaky in those golden years.
I have no inhibitions, you know, no one's trying to
impress anyone. They're like, we're gonna be Wrinkley under here.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Spoiler alerts.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh my gosh, let's just do the things that feel great,
and you're gonna hear some loud bangs in the night.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
It is.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Chicago's rock station in maris what do we got, dovas
sport spot. Yeah, the rumors are circulating and NFL insiders
are coming out and actually saying, now that Travis Kelcey
is done, he's gonna announce his retirement very soon and
move lady to a faraway land and with unicorns and
Taylor Swift will he No, they'll break up. We'll get

(32:02):
a great album from Taylor's to it.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
I actually so, I think this is a great move
for him because he's, I want to say, a lot more.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Lucrative off the field right now. Actually, it's true, make
more money podcastingly.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Also, after wearing that very glittery suit whilst.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Losing the Super Bowl, you really can't make a return
after that.

Speaker 11 (32:21):
Is this sports commentary from Maria Is it sports commentary
fashion or yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Indeed?

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Yeah. Also, it looks like the New York Jets are
moving on from Aaron Rodgers, which has led to the
most hilarious billboard in Indianapolis as they want Aaron Rodgers
into that I say, take him, take Aaron Rodgers, put
him in Indy indian you will also be miserable.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
That's what Olivia Mutton said.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
To the other said, he's just start putting about billboards
that say we don't want you here. Aaron Aaron Rodgers out.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yes, more like Air and Dodger because you want to
you want to dodge that guy.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
He might be better on the Dodgers.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Actually just sitting on the bench riding the pine as
he should put him in left field.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Ah, yes, the Dodgers, notoriously a different sports too.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yes, nothing but a good time.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
There's not going to be like snacks or drinks. It
doesn't sound like a good time.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Subjectively, what the good time was?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
What was the good time?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I'm not We're not clear on the promises being made.
It's the morning mosh pit on Rock ninety five five.
We got some promises to make.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Michael had a revelation just a second ago.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh well stop. I was just sitting here and I
slipped a digit and realized there's a hole in my pants.
I'm sorry, you just want slipped a digit? What like
a finger? Yeah, through the hole, And I was like,
oh that's hey.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Quick question. By the way, why why were you doing
that with your fingers? I don't know, my hands just
roam around inside yourself.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
I was thinking it wasn't actually made just in pants.
I'm gonna have a good Valentine's early Valentine.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Over here, Michael exploring his vagina.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I've already cut the pockets out of my pants. This
is perfect.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Lord, you don't know how that hole got there.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
No to cut holes.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I think I'm getting chainsaws.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Because it is free chainsaw Friday.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yes, our second chainsaw up for grabs right now.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
You want a chainsaw so you can have your very
own Valentine's chainsaw massacred?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
No, No, I know that you're not going to do
that massacre those bushes massacre?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Whoa Friday?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Rock ninety five fives.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
I don't know if you need a chainsaw for the bush? Boy, boy, howdy,
you have let that grow out the bush?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
To behold a bush that should be worshiped kids to
Moses is burning bush?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
No burning bushes. No burning bushes.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
That's the whole other.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Problem is coming from that bush.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
That's a good bush right there in four four ninety
five fifty. Let us know if you want the chainsaw
for the bush? Rock ninety five to five. Are we
speaking with Mark? Yes?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
We are.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
How are you doing this lovely Valentine's Day?

Speaker 5 (35:24):
I'm doing awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Mark is ready to make his mark?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Are you going to make your mark? Tonight.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Sure, let's go, buddy, there you go, you day. You
know what's gonna help you make that? Mark? Mark? Oh god,
what's that change?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Right?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
You got yourself a good old chainsaw going into Valentine's weekend?

Speaker 5 (35:51):
What safe procedures are you going to do with this chainsaw?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Procedures? I don't like the use of precise surgery.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah, drop down?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, including your insecurities. And I'm obviously talking on a
metaphorical level.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
What are you doing today?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Man?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Are you working?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I'm actually off?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Really got Valentine's Day off? How cool?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yeah? Wait? Mark? You got a four day weekend?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
No?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
I just get a three day Okay, go off Monday.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
What do you do? Mark, I'm a forest ranger. Forest ranger?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Oh, well, we know what he's going to use the chance?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
What's going down?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I feel as though we have contributed to the environment
by giving this man a gas powered machine.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yes, we have to use the patting myself on the back.
I've done my part.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I've added to global warming.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Maybe use clearing brush so we won't have a fire.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
And I've been chili.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yeah, we do do controlled burns and things like that.
Do do well?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Mark?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
It is awesome. To talk to you, man. Thank you
for listening, Thank you for calling us. We love hearing
from you, and hit us up anytime you left your
mark on us much more like a stain.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I think that you were remarkable. Oh my god, you
were markedly different from the others.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Just watching her eyes rolled like you could just keep
going and going.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Mark my words, I'll never stop, all right, this last.

Speaker 10 (37:21):
Mark my words.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
You won like a marksman.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I mean, I too, am half the man I used
to be, and yet twice the man Michael has ever been.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
The morning shooters. Shoot buddy, what do we got boys?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh my gosh. Ten last minute Valentine's Day gifts you
can still do if you are anything like myself, boy,
and all your gifts are stuck in transit.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah, well you know, order them not two days ago.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
But yeah, you could do flowers. You can, but you're
going to be picking from the bottom of the barrel,
so to speak. If you swing by a grocery store
and try to grab yourself a flower.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah nothing, Yeah, but you're going to pay a grip
for those two.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Yeah, but you don't got to pay shipping.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
But also, you know what I'm doing if I'm at
a grocery store anyway, I'm not grabbing the flowers. I'm
grabbing whatever sweet cute little snack that I know that
she likes specifically and making it much more personalized to
pretend to be like.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
This is the plan the entire time.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I'm taking yeah, or whatever her little snacks are, go
get a basket of those.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Let me ask you this, Okay, I feel like women
love cards. I think cards are a complete waste of time.
If you get me a card, I'm not even reading it,
like looking for money, and that's it.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well, no one has ever accused you of being cerebral,
so I understand buy a card, I guess. I mean, like,
if you're just getting a card and signing it, and
that's all the effort that you're putting into it, then yeah,
you can pretty much skip the card.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Although you know everybody's different.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Maybe some guys put in a lot of effort into
selecting just the right card. But if you're writing like
a whole note on it, like something very again, personalization
is really key.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Another Easy One Chocolates, Yep, Yeah, a SPA package. You
could go. You could just order that up a gift
certificate and have it ready to go by tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Hmmm, I never got a spa experience. I would love that.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
You know, there's like a beer spa here. You can
go soaking beer. They have a wine one I drink, well,
I'm in the just drink my own juice. Wait, I
mean it happy Mountaine's state of me.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's like a fun little experiment.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
This is another project, another great one that you could
just pick up gross concert tickets. Yeah, favorite concert, and
it gives her something to look forward to. Yeah, I'm
going to Fantagram tonight.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah's just not a concert for tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
There's Fantagram.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Well, yeah, I'm sa.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
A nice dinner at home, that's my go to. I've
already planned it out.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
What are you making?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh, it's it's roasted red pepper spaghetti with roasted red
pepper spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, and you put like almonds, like almonds that are
sliced on top to give it a little bit of
texture and stuff your fancy can. It's really good. I
almost said it's one of my favorite let's hear your
guilty pleasure? Is this kind of a fun idea. You
could maybe they love McDonald's but never eat it. Trying
to watch their weight or whatever your gift could be,
I'm your excuse.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Or that will tick them off that you are throwing
them off their goals. Something else you put your partner.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Something else you could purchase right on the fly today.
A subscription box. You can make a Spotify playlist, or jewelry.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
And let me give you a tip, my Heart radio
playlist exactly, Valentine.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
If you're going to lose your subscription box.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I got a tip for you, a huge tip for
Valentine's Day. Here's what you do for jewelry right because
you could go out and buy jewelry right now. Go
to Tiffany and Company. Now, I know that sounds expensive,
does but they have a little section with things that
don't have diamonds in them. So for a couple hundred bucks,
you not only get a cute little necklace or something,
but you get the box. And let's be honest, it's

(40:57):
about the box. It's about the box.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's about the get a ring from cracker Jack's engraved
at Tiffany's. Really, it's from a scene from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
It doesn't matter. You on Cultured, Thank God for them
since my time on this planet. I have never seen
a foo and that is because they are fighting so
diligently on our behalf. It's morning mashbit on Rock ninety

(41:22):
five to five.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Boys, What have we got?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I have a list of the worst Valentine's Day experiences
people have suffered through.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Oh oh, I can't wait for this.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Some of these are very good. If you're out there
and you're angry today, maybe feeling a little down and bitter,
be glad.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
To look at me when you said that, I feel fine.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
You know, now, you remember when you were really young,
like Maria, when sixteen year old guys are I mean,
how brutal has that got to be as a woman.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
It's not good.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Listen to this.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, he gave me a card with a condom inside
that said he wanted to taste my sweat and feel
my moans. We were sixteen.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
Oh my.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
We met in the school's Purity club. I found out
later he was in the club to look good on
his college resume.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Oh that's awful.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
At the same time, I feel there's some sensory confusion
that's happening here.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
You know what what I just found out? What I'm
putting in my wife's card.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Oh, my God for Valentine.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Adults.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
So you want to be single for next Valentine?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
What was it again? I got this right taste, sweat, feel, moans.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, all right, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Here's another one.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
This is good.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
I realized that the Valentine's Day cards I had been
receiving from my secret admirer for all these years were
from my parents.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
That's there's like brutal.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
It's like there's a good sentiment there, but it shouldn't
be a secret admirer.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Should just be like, happy Valentine's Day, Mom and dad,
we love you.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yes that one, well, maybe they felt bad. Maybe should
maybe I'm not sure what is but couldn't couldn't date?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Hey, teach your kid how to have some game.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Don't write love letters to your child pretending to be
someone else, and one day you'll learn, buddy, not today.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
And the last one here on our list of the
worst Valentine's Day experiences people have suffered through. Maybe my favorite.
I was dating a guy and we had plans for
Valentine's Day. I hadn't heard from him all day, and
that's when I checked out his Facebook. There's a photo
of him there with another girl going out for Valentine's
Day dinner. Oh cool, dude, that's a rough way to

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find out.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
That's brutal, especially because she just found out that she
is the other woman, because that was posted publicly.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
I didn't even paint that. Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
She's a side piece that hurts to find out.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
So if you are single this Valentine's Day, just be glad. Yeah,
you're not going through some bs. You don't got to
buy anything. You're saving money. Enjoy yourself, not great, treat yourself.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Treat yourself. You don't sing to your girl. Listen, you're
a good singer.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I'm writing a new song about feeling moans.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
The morning Mashpid on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
We are ninety five minutes commercial free, and it is
Valentine's Day?

Speaker 5 (44:15):
It is Yes, did you V Day? Did you forget?

Speaker 7 (44:19):
I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
People keep texting me congrats VD. I'm like, oh, how
did you guys know that.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
You might want to get that shit? Oh what Michael?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Good time for a rock report. Let's get down to it.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Hare.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Did you know, Maria I told you before we went
on the air here you'd like this. You know Axel
Rose holds the record for the widest vocal range in
rock history. Oh, his voice spans an insane six octaves
from a deep maratone to sky high screeches like we're
off the day. It's hard to get up that high.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
I can't get that high.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Let me write you two balls.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
You can hold me. Don't hold me. Hold on a second,
is what I was going to say. Let me hold me,
to touch me, Axel Let me rephrase this. Axel Rose
used to hold the record for the widest vocal range. Insary.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Now, who is it? The Grenavan Fleet?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Probably.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
A comedy film inspired inspired by green Day is officially
in the works. According to Variety, Live Nation Productions is
working on a new road trip comedy titled New Year's
rev inspired by green Day's early days of living and
touring in a van.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
They were the jesus Is of Suburbia. So this makes sense.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
And we told you earlier this week a lot of
new bands getting nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame class this year. A Twitter account called Oasis
Mania posted and said Oasis among the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame nominees for twenty twenty five and Liam
Gallagher actually responded and he said R and R Hall
of Fame is for wankers. And a woman named Beatrice said,
what are you going to do if you win? And
Liam said, obviously go and say it's the best thing ever.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Liam's really become very likable on social media these days.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Yeah, you ready for that tour? Got to make it
through the tour. Yes, So that's your rock report more
at Rock nine five to five chi dot com.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I would like to hear more about this sedimentary rocks,
the igneous rocks.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
We need more geology in these rock reports.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Sure day you like toast?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I see, well, toast is different from burnt bread. It's
singed bread, totally different. The Morty mosh bit on Rock
ninety five to five. Make sure you make your toast correctly.
And if you're smelling toast and there isn't any around,
you go to a doctor.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Stroke.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I think.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
These were not the strokes I wanted on Valentine's Day. Anyway,
Thank you. I'd like to crack of you every now
and then. What do we got boys?

Speaker 6 (46:57):
We have the unveiling of the winner of our tattoo
removal or cover up contest?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Do we have him on the line.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
We tried calling him. We tried calling Chris PARENTI, Chris PARENTI.
If you know Chris PARENTI blow him up right now, Yeah,
to try to cover up. Is he's in some lock phone?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Please please do not explode.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Eight four four ninety five fifty there Chris, Chris PARENTI.
Now there are a lot of good submissions. Yeah, just
very faded. I'm just blown out tattoos that have not aged. Well.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I can explain this one pretty well, I think, Yeah,
so it's a silhouette. First of all, it's blacked out, okay,
but it's a shape. Yes, it looks like a human,
maybe an overweight human, kind of hunched over with a
mouse on his back, with a whip like he's riding him. Basically,
did you just make all of this up?

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Book?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Does that look like there could be a little mouse
on his back?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
That is the strangest description of a tattoo. But it tracks.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Is it supposed to be like a center with a
bow and arrow, Because.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
That's what I'm saying. It's hard to make out sort of,
And I also think, hold on, insane, can we.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Have that posted on the Rock ninety five to five
Chi Instagram stories that you can go look at that.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
It also looks like one of the possibly a blacked
out version of one of the characters from Insane Clown Posse.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
You know, it looks like a juggaloo.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah, it looks like a long cartoon juggle of tote.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
There's a lot of stretching there.

Speaker 9 (48:21):
You know.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Well, we'll post it up at morning mosh pit on
Instagram and you guys can tell us what you think
it is.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
It's gotta go either way, gotta go. We're getting rid
of it.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
And it's gone. Chris has got the money so he
can get that tattoo covered up or removed as part
of our Valentine's Day tattoo removal promotion.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I congratulations.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I think that they should get to keep the full
amount and have it like maybe discounted if they get
your face Maris tattoed as the.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Cort Why do you want my face as a tattoo?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
It deserves to be a tattoo on Somebody's.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
A thousand dollars bounty for any listener bonte for any
listener who gets one of our faces tattooed.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
You to tattoo Marris's face over your tramps snap style.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
I'll do it on my arm.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
No no, I don't want no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Mas has had hovering about. He looks down and guards
or crack.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
It's not a tramp stamp.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Maybe maybe there's like a thought bubble where he says exit, only.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
It looks like he smelled something bad.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
I don't want to be a guardian stamp mark.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Like I don't want No one wants these things, but
they happen anyway.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Do you imagine your wife being like, why is mares
just there?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
She's not ever in that position?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
So we're good.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
We're good there.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yet you haven't had a married Valentine stay together.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Until this year.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Everything might change tonight, buddy, And guess what you've signed
the paperwork.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
You're not getting out of that one.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
So your best get on your elbows, embrace yourself.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Wow, she's going in. She hope that she's luming it up.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
My god, but either way, smarks, little fly, It is
the morning my spit on rock in ninety five five?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
And do you know what time it is?

Speaker 6 (50:15):
What time is it?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Touch time? I love that time.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
We love hearing from you. Eight four four ninety five fifty.
You can text us anytime and we read them in
the studio here and just laugh and laugh. Unless they're mean.
That's okay too though. We like that too, and then we.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Say it out loud to each other in the most
painful tone we can conjure.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Yes. From the ninety five six at nine oh eight Am.
My worst Valentine's Day was I had been flirting with
this girl and had the courage to ask her out
on a first date. Everything went well. I dropped her
off at her place, had an awesome time. Two days later,
I found out from her best friend that after I
dropped her off, she actually went out with the guy
she wanted to date.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
It sounded like the best friend wanted you to move
on her shameless.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
She seems really cool though.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Carla in the two one six at nine oh seven
am says Happy rock and Roll Valentine's Day, Thank you,
Happy Day. And we were talking about earlier gifts and
stuff for Valentine's Day Last minute gifts from the eight
four seven at eight forty one am. Jewel Osco typically
has some of the best appearing roses. They're usually very
nice type buds. Oh jeez, and they open up in
a couple of days, Oh my gosh, this is it's

(51:23):
sexy music for this. And they usually they open up
into a nice spread. Oh you're doing this on purpose,
aren't you.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
They got you good.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
They're usually nice and tight buds. So a couple days later,
usually into a nice spread.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
They do say here too bad. They double today, double
in price. So yeah, let's see here from the eight
four seven at eight thirteen am. Last minute gift for
the wife, make that vasectomy appointment.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
First minute gift for the wife.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
I think immediately that surprise for everybody.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Yes, if you want to text us out. One more
Bob out in Elmhurst. Our man who came out and
hung out out last night.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Oh boy, but oh my god.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
And he brought the bucket and he played on stage
with us for the final Thirst Today jingle.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
His instrument he brought was a home depot five gallon bucket.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
It was incredible off floor.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
It's a great, beautiful he says. Thanks.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh we love YouTube.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Bob. If you want to get your text in eight
four four ninety five fifty, text us or call us anytime.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Now me personally, I'm coming out of my cage and
I've been feeling just fine.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Oh wow, Rock ninety five five A wind god in
Chicago started on.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
The opposite side of the room, and then you were,
oh my god.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Two steps for Michael because his legs are so long.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, giant streaming.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I'm sorry. I hate to go backwards on the show here,
but I gotta go back to the text messages.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I'm like, you hate it.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I refreshed this thing and like four hundred texts came in,
but this one I like. Oh boy, Dale says happy
Valentine's stay to Maria. Oh and what a nice freaking guy.
If you need a foot rub you should let him know. Wow,
what a kind person.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Thanks Dale.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
I mean, how good does it feel to have your
feet rubbed and you don't have anybody to rub them?
Dale could come out your guy?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
He couldn't, is the thing, But thank you Dale. You
know it's funny. Is a weird foot jokes aside? I
actually hate when people touch my feet. I don't get
pedicures or anything.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Dale.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
My number is eight four. Are you dosing yourself now?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I'm Michael. Could I take photos of your feet and
sell them? As my own.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Oh my god, that.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Would be amazing. I have ugly feet.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Would you imagine the money?

Speaker 11 (53:46):
Yeah, I'm imagining now, Michael feet And let's go to
the market a bit we do and see how much
money we make. Yes, that absolutely, you can do a
whole photo shoot with my feet. Gloss them up, don't
you lotion them? Don't you dare shave that big toe.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
I don't have any hair on my feet.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
You don't have any hair in that big toe.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Oh, Michael, please do.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
A photo shoot where we put like my body and face,
but with your feet. And let's not change the sizes
at all or the adherents of the feet.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Now, come, let me up the ante on this.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Please do Okay, you can take a picture of my
left foot and mix it up.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Wow, Maria has multicolored feet. Take how much money you'd make?
So much?

Speaker 5 (54:32):
They'd be so confused.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
And at the same time, let's go let's go diversity.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Oh my god, excited. We can make our own category
on porn hub.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Hey, he said, he said, He'll give me a foot
massage if only if I can have Maria's socks. All right, sir, enough, sir,
Maria Mara says he'll give you.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
His I'm not giving you my socks.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
How are we gonna get Michael, by.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
The way, I really want to do this next week.
No serious pictures on my feet and we're gonna try
to sell the pictures.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
No, yeah, I'm so serious. No, I'm sweet, so serious.
We got a green screen in this studio. Imagine the
photo magic we could create. Michael, can I talk you
into wearing lingerie? Maybe I need to hijack your entire
body and just put my face on it.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
I might have to shave a leg or two.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
I'm like, no, No, I I like tattoos, but I've
like hair. Oddly enough, I've like hair, and I've hair
nowhere else. Like I mean, I have like armpit hair,
but like I couldn't grow chest hair. I couldn't grow
mustache to save my life, puberty never hit. No, that
testosterone did not find me.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Sure did not.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I think sexiest Valentine's Day conversation.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Take after my mother masculine scared.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Hey, listen, not having to shave every day. It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
You're a feminist, Alfe really, because he can relate so
well to women feminine.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
You sure are all right?

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Yeah, everybody have a great Valentine's Day, Be safe, go
see Captain America.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
And what are you feeling in the air tonight? It
do wring?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
What