We Love You, Dave.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All apologies, you'll get no apologies for me. I'm not
sorry for missing yesterday, but I did miss.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Wow straight out the gate? Okay, what'd you eat at Chili's?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Okay, we're pretty sure it was the caso that did it,
because I got the triple dipper with the glock and
the caso and the salsa.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
But then I also got a.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Little shteak, little mesh potato, little broccoli situation going on.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
But that didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
The thing that me and my best friend sash roommate
Ashley shared was it the case?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, I was going to the caso? Got it?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah? How are you guys yesterday? Without me?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Good?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Mean we had a boy stark in sports.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
If you guys kissed while I was gone, I'm gonna
be so mad. I don't want to let you down.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
None of that going on.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
That has to do when I'm there to see it
and they get on.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah. No, it was a big sports weekend. Yeah you know,
I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
What do you think I was doing a chili Yeah?
Watching the game?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Which game are you watching?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Bears?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Good versus the Reader and they won by one point?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
And how did that go down?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Because you had, you had a stat ready to come
to the table with you were very excited.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You were I'm so ready to sports.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I tell you what. The way that it went down
was exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
She doesn't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I wasn't watching. I heard the entire restaurant go. I
looked up and it was like, oh, Bears one. And
that's when I texted you, hey sports.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, very specifically, Maria was excited to let us know
that the Bears are the second team to win eight
hundred games in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yes, that, yep, I remember that. That was a graphic
that was shown shortly thereafter. And also I had an
active recalls.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
So we teased our friends and we're doing something today.
We're kicking something off.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh oh, it's like you guys are teasing the.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Well, yes, playoffs, can't very playoffs?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Ah, yes, no, no, we'll get to that.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, go aheadness, there's a lot of baseball happening today.
But but we are also kicking off m MP Morning,
mosh Pit, D and D dungeons and.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Dragons so small we're portioning it out into bite sized chunks.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, we know.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
We don't have a whole lot of time with you
so we're going to get introduced to my character today.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I can't wait to hear about your character. Well,
you're going to build it.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm building right, Yeah, you're building. I'm building.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I think I've got myself in a good spot. We'll
get Mikey tomorrow and then we will get to your
character on Thursday, first day.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm a DM real quick. When we put the video
up online of us doing this before, I had a
lot of people who watched it and they said, what
is this? They said, what what is a D n D?
They were good, like, we didn't in the video. It
was hard. It's hard because it's such a long form
game that it was hard for me to edit down
and explain it. So I left the explaining out and
people were just like, what, I don't I don't get it.

(03:02):
If no one's ever played D and D, if no
one's ever been interested in D and D, what is
it like? Is it a board game? Is it a fantasy?
Explain how so people can sort of wrap their head
around the concept of what it is.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
So in the best thirty second description of D and
D is a fantasy role playing game where you have
a narrator telling you a story guiding you through it,
and you the characters, get to choose how.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You move through the game. Beautiful.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
So you and I Michael will be playing with young listener,
and Maria will be our dungeon master, guiding us through
the story that we are building together.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And I think we's Friday. That's fun.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
We put the base of the story what the mission
will be for everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
So we're building this up throughout the week. You're gonna
learn with us.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
And the best way that I can say is you
better not go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
We got a lot of story to tell, but we're
gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I mean, if you were very excited to get back
U c Hi Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael
Hello on board.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Hey, be honest, I'm tired of the sunshine makes my
brother reports boring another sunny day? Whoa wow? Not a
cloud in the sky. Hold on, I don't know, No, I.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Have seventy seven You are you are not going to
sell game one of the wild Card series at Wrigley
with on board with weather.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, it's not that it's not that I'm you know,
not happy about the sunshine, because Board was saying it's
sunny every day. I mean, this is this is phenomenal,
by the way, but how long is this going to happen?
Can we get a snowstorm?

Speaker 6 (04:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Can we get a tornadoy? Can we not anything to
mix it up just a little bit?

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Or don't I know you want a sandstorm and locus
to come through when you didn't call it?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
But yeah, can we that's beautiful. I'll be beautiful again
if you a little bit of clouds tomorrow. But other
than that, then we hit the sunshine again in mid
seventies and sunny as far as the eye can see.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Just say it's going to be a storm. We don't
care about accuracy.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Say what you want.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You know what today blizzard?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That sunright's looking pretty out there?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, guess what lightning storm right now?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Game time forecast? Sunshine?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
We got baseball blizzard.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
We got playoff base Oh.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Ice storms hail okay? Somehow different from ice?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, Maria, there's a shortage.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
There's a shortage.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
There's a shortage.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's not all that short. We'll discuss coming up.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is the morning mash Pit news. You need to
know Rocky's gone GoF but he is back.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Starting at eight with your next chance to win one
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Rocky is got Do we have a big black rooster?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes, he's got his finger, his his claws painted black,
some eyeliner cock and it's just transition right into.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, there it is speaking big black roosters. Turns out
there's a shortage of men porn stars.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh, I know, jackpot, we all need a second.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
But the only thing is is how do we know
it's I thought it was like one guy who's had
his chopped off, just the same one for all of them.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Sure, we don't know they're different. Wait, I've not. I've
watched a few movies in my day.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
No, they are different, big shout out Tavenstone.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
So I guess like a lot of guys obviously talk
about wanting to do porn and they think it's really cool,
but then when they sign up for auditions, they don't
actually show up to said audition, And so there are
just all these dudes that are signing up to be
porn stars, and then they're.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Not surprise, surprise, following through and finishing.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
You know, here's a wild take. You want more male
porn stars around it? Here experiencing a shortage male porn
stars better they pay them.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
No, they get paid to considerably less.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
It's like half listen, you're getting paid.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, they're getting paid.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
You're getting paid. Look at those beautiful, beautiful women.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
In any other circumstance, would that be an interaction that
was happening.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, the market is deciding here they're going to have
to pay them more because they gotta find more.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
So it would seem this woman, Melissa Todd was she's
a dominatrix and she was the one talking about it,
and she says she thinks it's because guys tie their
self worth to how they perform, and then porn gets
blamed for a lot of problems. And also young people
today are a little more uptight and having less sex.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Oh, I know, I know they've mentioned it, but I
didn't know that it was trickling over to the.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
End of don't Tay Trickle.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Not right now.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
It is starting to affect the industry in a negative way.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is that better? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That actually, yes, that was better than the same The
word trickle in this content.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm sorry, I was trying to use one of work.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Buddy nobody weird videos you watch in your time.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
This doesn't affect me at all, I only watch videos
with women, so I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's not like the porn He just pays an only
fans model to be nice to him.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yes, it's like, I.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Just need a woman that doesn't condescend to me all day,
every day. I'm on a radio show with this crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Can I win the argument this week?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh yeah, you pay them, gonna let you win.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Mike's the only.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Mike's only fans model just goes, yes, you're right exactly.
You are very smart, and that's it, and that's it,
and your boobs are out.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Hey, you know what, if there's a business with money
to be made, make.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
That money, right, make that money.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
But yeah, pay male porn stars.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
They're getting paid.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Be more grateful.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Five fiftiest time to play fun to the head a
little early, but we've got a four pack of tickets
for you to enjoy. Jack's Pumpkin pop up and the
trio is back. You got three options for a hostage.
Michael is shooting the sky already and we just need
you eight four, four ninety five fifty. When you are
collar ten, you're gonna answer some trivia questions. Pick one

(09:27):
of us as a hostage as I mentioned, and we
get shot with nerve darts when we get questions wrong.
What are you singing in the background?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh okay, yeah, plug it, pluck it, plug it, thank you.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
I love it. I love it a lot. I thought
you were saying, plug it in, plug it.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
In, plug it in, plug it in.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Very gentle, plug it in. Damn I did it again.
I didn't registered.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Good ninety five fifty to be ready to play Fun
to the Head.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
If your wife is listening now, she's stopping. That's Marius
is bad.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, don't worry. They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking
with Dave from Park Forest? Yes? You are, man, Dave. Dave,
how are you, my friend? I'm doing really fine.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Good behaves.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, welcome to Fun to the Head. Have you played
Fun to the Head before? Yes? I am okay. Well
that was Maria's favorite player.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Whow then, don't behave Dave?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Just like l rhyme, I know how this is gonna go.
You are going to answer your questions for us. You're
also going to get to take one of us hostage. Uh,
and we can provide you save if you need it.
And then we get shot with nerve darts. In the process. Now, Dave,
who would you like to take hostage myself? Michael or Maria?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You know, after yesterday's call up, I gotta go with Maria.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh oh, now I'm not sure what's about to happen?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
All right, okay, don't get me shot.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Answer questions right indeed, all right, let's do it, baby,
let's go Dave.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
A number one Dave? In Greek mythology, who is the
god of the underworld? No, you're this one? How ow
oh ow ow.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh he's the guy that gets the answers wrong to
get the person shot.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Dave?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
What did I do?

Speaker 6 (11:41):
What did I do?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
We'll find out later? Good. Question number two? Which company created?
Now that is an easy one. Which company created the
video game character Sonic the Hedgehog?

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Oh gosh, you.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Got to You gotta answer the next three correct to
get the tickets.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
And you still have a save in your back pocket? Okay, gotcha?
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Than not care and give a crap o my god?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
All right, all right, all right, I just.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Walk me to the NERF callows give me the NERF News.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Question number three, what is the most popular pizza topping
in the United States?

Speaker 6 (12:47):
I know what I like? But I think.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I gotta go for the day.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
What we gotta save? All right, all right, Peperoni here,
very good?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Okay, you gotta get the next two correct to win
the tickets to Jack's Pumpkin Pop Up.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Dave, I know you want to go to Jack's Pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Pomp Up so bad? Which good Charlotte song includes the
lyrics It's a new day, that's the anthem.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, I'm like, I get it, I get.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
It, So Dave, Dave, Dave, can I tell you how
much I love you?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Dave?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Okay, you know you did.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You did, Dave.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
You lost fun to the head and you're not going
to get the tickets to Jack's Pumpkin pop Up.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
But it's okay, Dave.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I'm so mad that you're so.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Funnier than me, Dave.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
As a consolation prize, you've got a cool pint of
Chicago river water coming your way.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's funny. We'll get your information off the line.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
But for everybody else, including Dave, if you would like
to go to Jackpunk and pop up, head on over
to jackpunkin pop up dot com. Before we go, Dave,
thank you, thank you so much. We appreciate you greatly.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well as we reminisce about all the summer concerts that
maris a big one. Is that your favorite? Yeah, nothing's
gonna top that.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I mean, there's been good concerts this summer, but nothing
will top that.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Concert calendar up at rock ninety five five dot com
if you want to get caught up, we are Rock
ninety five five. The Morning marsh Bit is on.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
This is exciting. Boy oh boy. Is the first step
that we will take for MMP DAN. That's Morning mash
Bit Dungeons and drag it.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yes, it's a mouthful, but we're.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Gonna I mean, it is a role playing game and
it is you can take.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
It from here to wherever you want exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, that's the fun part about it.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
It's an adventure that we're gonna play with you, Maria,
our lovely dungeon master is going to take us on
a while journey and me and Michael are going to
be playing along with you, and I am terrified.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, on where you're going to take us.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Luckily, we're not there yet.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
We're not.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
We are still at like pre step one.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Very must dear listener, we know that this is some
nerdy nerds stuff for nerds and maybe not.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Everyone's super familiar with it.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
So we're gonna just walk through this step by step,
holding hands, get a little nervous together.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
The key part of this every day right after seven. Yep,
it's m mp D and D time. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Step one is character building. Yeah, Maris, you've already kind
of built.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I built somebody.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Tomorrow we're going to really walk you, dear listener, and
Mikey through the building of a character.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
But Marius is a pro with this because he's a
nerdy nerd.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
I tell you, I was hesitant, but I'm all in
good and I would like to introduce you to Marius,
the stalely Marius.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He named a character, Marius, Marius. How often are you
called Marius?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's happened and it's funny. Do you say the scally
the scale? Not a furry?

Speaker 5 (16:27):
But this is why he is a lizard folk.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
A rogue. What's a rogue? Tell, dear listener, he.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is a.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
They describe it as a smuggler or a smuggler that
kept me from getting caught and a valuable shipment.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hey hold on, I got to sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Rogues rely on scales of stealth and their fold, their
foes vulnerability. So I'm very tactical about what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Well, that'll help.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
So you don't live by society standards. No, you're a snubbler,
a gambler.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yes, and my quote unquote background as a rogue is.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I am an urban bounty hunter, always calm, no matter
the situation. I never raised my voice or let my
emotions control me.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Nice, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Do like this one. I'm six foot. That's funny. You
can make your own characters.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Well, yeah, you're six You're six four.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
My weird lizard oak quirk.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Okay, is a sleep best when mostly submerged in water.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's a random generator, just right out. It's a sleepy
to get. I think that happened to Matthew Perry. Oh
my god, I knew that would be a bad one.
I said it anyway. It was dark and nowhere, stay
out of the hot tub. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Okay, Matthew Marry.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Mike your character. Can you be the calm one? And
when I get to make a character, I'll be the
crazy one?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, Well you'll decide that tomorrow, Mike.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I know I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna send you the link for the generator,
other random stuff. I was born in a temple, and
I carry the trinket that I carry with me is
a deed for a parcel of land and a realm
unknown to anybody.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Wow, deed for a parcel of land. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah, I don't know why that's important or well, our
dungeon master Maria tell us why that's important.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
They'll have inheritance.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You're gonna go hide there if you need to. I mean,
do you know where it is? I don't, No, you
don't even nobody knows. I'm assuming there's a large body
of water where I can sleep.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I look at your level headed rogue as if that
isn't an oxymoron of itself.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hey, stuff happens, which maryus the scaley?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Okay, okay, well I don't like the scaley part of it.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
But yeah, Tomorrow we'll have Michael build his Thursday we're
gonna build yours, dear listener, and then Friday we're going
to get the story.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, we're gonna lead into and Monday we're.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Kick off the card and you're gonna play too. I
can't wait we get to role play together during purge mine.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh, this is gonna be fine. Maria's gonna be fine.
It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
It'll be squishy.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah for the beastie boys who died for all right party.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Okay, that's enough silence. So tomorrow starts the burge.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you're
gonna because I'm gonna biff it. That's the bit in
full today on my social media, at Maria Palmer Radio,
pretty much every where, things are going to get gross
and weird for a month.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'm sorry, it's your fault.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
I'm not excited about this.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm never excited about it. But we're here and we're
gonna watch.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I'm intrigued to hear the thoughts, but I don't want
to live it.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah good news, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, yeah, you got a good side of it.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yes, but it's a bad car accident. You don't like
that it happened. But when you're driving by, you're gonna
slow down, You're getting to take a peek.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
So people made comments to you when you were doing
the Night Show, Yes, and they were like sexual comments basically.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, but like that's not even a kind of times
ten times a billion, just really gross things.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
And so I give you some time to just get
it out of your system.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Here.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I'm prepared for it. It's not going to catch me
off guard. I'm not gonna be like a I mean,
it's gonna happen. At least I know it's coming. For
lack of a better term, yeah, well we're here.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, but we'll discuss. We'll discuss tonight on social media
at Maria Palmer Radio.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
By now, the super Bowl in San Francisco this year
and they have passed up Metallica, who wanted to play
it for Bad Bunny. Until yesterday, I thought that was
the girl from the Doctor Phil show who said catch
me outside. But Maris, you have informed me that this
is going to be a good super Bowl show. Yeah,

(21:25):
we're ready to rock. Yes, well, we're ready to do
hip hop. No, what do you I don't listen to that.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
It's a it's a hip hop, reggaeton strong Latin influence.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I can't wait. Yeah. I just think it's so interesting
that Metallica wanted to do it and they were like, yeah,
we're I would say a lot of people want to play.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
The super Bad Bunny has way more mass appeal than
Metallica does.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
As rock Metallica.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station. The
morning Watch pit is all, Yes, it's coming back. What
McDonald is bringing back? Monopoly?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah? Ten years and I know there's been some very
way that they've been trying to play it, but I
feel like we're getting back into our childhood where I'd
eat nothing but Big Max for so long, so I
could almost get boardwalk every year thinking I was going
to walk away with a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I'm glad there's just finally a version of Monopoly that
doesn't make me ostracize myself for my friends when I
play it.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
You'd hate me after we played Monopoly, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, I wouldn't win.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Uh huh, sure, you would.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Absolutely livid. We would get at each other.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I could see it.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
But yes, a lot to win with Monopoly.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
The best part about this is being able to just
pull an instant winter small fry. You got a one
and twenty five chance of getting that, But you have
roughly a one in five chance of getting free food
in general. For what they do have on the table.
Hell yeah, now for the fun price, Oh, the turntable

(22:55):
bundle that they have up for grabs one.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
In fifty nine million.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
The turntable at all. At the turntable a turntable like
records and stuff.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, just to play like a vinyl Okay, Yeah, they
have a seventy seven it's Samsung TV.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Okay, won in one hundred and fifty three to si
a TV. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
The prizes are never anything that it's like, Okay, I
couldn't just go buy this.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Hey, but if you buy a five dollars large fry,
you could get yourself a twenty twenty six Jeep Grand
Cherokee valued at fifty two thousand.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Guess what your odds are?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
What?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
One and thirteen billion? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
By the way, the comeback comes years after the infamous
McDonald's monopoly scam. Did you guys hear about this? What
it was known as the mcmillions same contest in which
a guy named Jerome Jacobson, an ex cop, stole more
than twenty four million dollars in cash and prizes from
this contest between nineteen eighty nine and two thousand and one.
How was this the guy that was stealing the cups?

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He worked for the marketing firm for McDonald's and was
stealing the pieces and cashing them in.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Oh okay, so how do you not know?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
You're not you're gonna get caught on that? Like, come on,
how Jerome, what did you have all that new stuff?
How long did he get away with it? It said,
hang on, it said eight nineteen eighty nine to two
thousand and one, So multiple iterations of this context. Yeah,
might they might have been tracking him. Well, what he
did was he's having his friend. He would give him
to people he knew and stuff, and eventually they caught on.
But I hope that the uh they're they're clamped down

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on this one, because boy, that one in thirteen billion, you.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Say, yeah, I launch you win. That launches next Monday,
runs for four weeks.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
And it is fun though. Yeah, when you peel it
off the p and like, I got it, I got
a French fries, it's.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Like crack cocaine and I've never tried ever in my life.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
There is a whole Netflix documentary about that guy, too
real crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna have to check that out.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
But Monopoly is back in McDonald's baby, Hey mom said, please,
we got things and thigs and things. Ford is recalling
some f two fifties, F three fifties, F four fifties.
A big truck, A very big truck from twenty twenty

(25:13):
and twenty twenty one. Wow, no recall is good. This
one might be the worst. The upper shaft of the
steer recalling not the upper shaft can just fall apart
while you're driving. Oh so, if you've got a vehicle
all right Ford? Yeah, F two fifty F three, fifty
f four fifty twenty twenty to twenty twenty one, you

(25:35):
should be getting some mail from Ford.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh, Henry's rolling over in his grave.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
A man has the new world record for longest nails.
He's been growing his nails for his fingernails for thirty years.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Now, nineteen feet six inches long. And why he wanted
someone showed him have some attention here?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Wait, when he wanted to become a teacher, he wanted
to look more majestic.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
What's achieved.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Just might not be the word I would use.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Echo has a new limited Stranger Thing strawberry waffle out
This Sounds Tasty, celebrating the final season of Stranger Things.
The limited edition homestyle waffle is themed, has theme packaging,
plus the brand's first ever strawberry red waffle.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yes, so it's strawberry red. Does it have little chunks
of strawberry in it?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Like?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Is it a strawberry waffle or it's a strawberry flavor?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I believe it is a flavored dough. Okay, yes, it's
it's definitely like a pink or a red. What does that?
What does that have to do with the show. I
don't know the show.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Eleven eats waffles. I don't know the strawberry.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
It's the blood later season, the blood from the other blood.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I would imagine perfect.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I have once a mom.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
There's a new AI actress is causing an uproar. Is
Chillie Norwood and her producers want her to be the
next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman. And even more terrifying,
they use hundreds of real young women's faces to create
Norwood's appearance.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
No, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I saw South Rogen talking about this and he's like,
there's people out there who call themselves their producers. These
people create the person, the digital person, and then they
will make the money as if that person was making
the money. And you can create multiple people, and if
you create the characters, you can then sell them or
like an agent would to Hollywood movies, and they are
actively using them.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
It's wild because there's not this thing called actors nor actresses.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
They need to be paid for this and finally easy.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
To get roles, so you know, fill in those missing
storms right.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
A man rams into a police car because he was bored.
I saw that an officer was stepping out of his
vehicle where a gentleman and his Camaro rammed into the
back of the patrol car, almost squishing the officer between
the two vehicles.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
When they asked him what was going on, I don't know, man,
I've been drinking. I took some weed pills and then
followed up with he was bored. Yeah, so well just
driving down the road and he just boom and then yeah,
he's like, I'm bored and I don't like cops and
the cop is like, okay, you can see the video, bro.
He must have hit him at seventy miles an hour.
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
The foods in the weed wasn't helping with the boredom.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
You're doing it wrong.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
That wasn't doing it. Video games maybe.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Hey, guys, huh, it's playoff. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Oh yeah, we're gonna talk about the playoff off next trafficutes.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
It is the morning, mash Pig. Do you feel that? Oh?
I feel it. Oh, there's a buzz in the air bombs.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Oh we got playoffs, yep, we got played. Wild card
kicks off today, Michael, I know what direction you're going.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I'm so excited. I know where I'm going.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
But I'm going all the directions to Maria, going in
every direct.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Because you are such a sports savant. Yes, we want
to get your take on the playoff picture.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
So we're gonna go through the wild card round.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
We're gonna have you pick and give us just like
a brief description on why.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You think that team's gonna win?

Speaker 6 (29:27):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Is that? Is that fair? Yes? Okay, I would love that.
I need to know padres and cups. What's gonna happen
to that? All right? We'll say that for last Okay,
just for Obby's purposes. All right, We're gonna start.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
With the noon game today, Detroit Tiger's taking on the
Cleveland Guardians.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Who do you got?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
All right? I think I'm going to take.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
The Tigers only because yes, guardians have thumbs and that
does give them an evolutionary advantage to imagine they also
have armor too. Okay, but at some point you're facing
off against a and if they have the same number
of animals, slash people, tigers and guardians on the team,
then humans just can't go up against guardians at those numbers.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
That's fair against Tigers.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Boston Red Sox versus the New York Yankees.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, okay, so Red Sox, you're gonna be seen.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
You can't camo in.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yankees already won a war, so I guess I'm gonna
go with Yankees.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Oh, Yankees, Yeah, Yankees.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Do you have the Cincinnati Reds taken on the La Dodgers, Okay, in.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
A similar vein as having red socks, which again Reds
and Red Sox. I mean, Jesus can get a little originality.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Versus the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yes, you can see the Reds, but I think that
they're the ones attacking and the Dodgers are just gon
dodge them.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
So I'm going with Dodgers on that one.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Going with Dodgers because they can dodge.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yeah, well, it's in their name.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Probably a good red right there. You know, it's a
very good bet. And then finally the matchup that I
know Michael's very looking forward to. Yes, the city is
looking forward to. There's a buzz in the air, San
Diego Padres coming in on the north side at Rigley
Field taking on.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
The Chicago Cubs. Who do you got one in this one?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay? They already went against each other this year?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yes, yes, okay, I thought so because last time I
picked the Padres. And I disagree with my past self,
oh I do, because although again Padres.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yes, thumbs and they are fathers.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
However, if they are Padres in the Catholic way, meaning
that they're priests, then there are probably some version of
pacifist a little bit, and they don't.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Even want to fight. Cubs.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
On the other hand, well, myers, they're fighting for fun,
all right, you know, they're.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Just doing it just to do it.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
So I do think the Cubs are going to take
it over the Padres, who will maybe pray about it.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Okay, yeah, very very sound of observation, Yes, very astute.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
So to reak, you have the Tigers winning, the Yankees winning,
the Dodgers winning, and the Cubs winning.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes, and about we're gonna We're gonna take this round
by Brown.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
So when we get to the divisional series, we're gonna
come back to Maria for her sage advice and and
see if her pick's held up.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
I got a grave feeling about these picks, Michael. How
do you feel about Marie's picks? Actually like our picks?

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Absolutely. Watch for the pitching matchup today. They say that's
gonna be the difference in this game.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
There's a pitching matchup. There's a shortage of male porn stars.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
We chuck about back you boyd taking taking them ound
today for the Cubs, and Eddie Vedder will sing the
seventh inning stretch. First two hundred and fifty fans get
a free hat and samples from Derret popcorn. They partying
already out there and regularly go Wow, if you're a fan,
you gotta go with that game.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
It's time to dark out.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Oh deep breath, deep breath. Yep.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Games has announced that they are planning to sell to
a Saudi Arabia public investment fund for fifty five billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
That's that's a good that's good money to make your money,
makes your money the EA.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
I got, I gotta talk to you money, I got,
I gotta talk to you directly. EA, as a dedicated fan,
you get seventy dollars per EAFC the soccer game from me,
along with what other great Star Wars properties you put
out on a regular basis, along with the additional downloadable

(33:36):
content that I pay for on a regular basis, and
all the other great games.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I've been a friend of yours for a long time,
You've been neighbors.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
What the hell are you doing with the money that
we're giving you?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Because I'm not the only one.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
You got Madden, you got NHL, you got all the
sports franchises locked up SIMS.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I mean I forgot to mention it sim years ago.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
People love the SIMS. You didn't want to continue to
make your own money, and over foot we're printing it
for you. Just every time I need something in EAFC,
I'm like, well, I might as well go ahead and
buy this real quick. Yeah, you got my code and
my credit card number, send it through.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
And I'm not the only one anything new just said it.
I'm and I'm bringing frugal about it. I'm like, oh,
maybe not today. We don't need a little bit of
an added bonus.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
But I know there are others that are very, very
not frugal or responsible about their spending.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
They say that there will be no change to gameplay.
There will be no change to the way anything operates.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Not an ounce, not an ounce of a change unless
it is for the better, and maybe it will be better.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Why is human? Do I always go what's going to
go wrong? If this is the best thing that ever happened.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I am sure selling to the Saudis is going to
be the best thing that happens.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
And it's one of those things where I'm sitting here
arguing about billionaires trading with billionaires, and I'm just a
mere plebeian because I'm.

Speaker 9 (34:59):
A penny there come if I had the money, you know,
I saw it was coming in this way, I'd be good.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I'd be happy.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Well yeah, but why would you just be rich when
you could be richer?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I don't know, Ask and sell your soul a little.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Bit, asking one of questions. That's just me long is mad.
It's so good, you know, don't mess up the problem.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
As long as all the games are fine, then we'll
turn a blind Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I think that's the way to go.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Did they need a comedy show? We got people for
them too.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Hey, guys, Hi, September's ending today.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
M Oh that's right, my god, you guys number No,
you want to know why because it's about his dead dads.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
So I'm not going to make that joke. Yeah yeah,
you feel.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Now not great?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Bar one of those twenty one guns.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Whoa what that's a lot. Our friend Rocky, he's back.
He goes through more changes than anybody else.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
That I know. He's gone goth this time. Pockets are stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Okay, I just changed my hair.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
So oh so you and Rocky had conversations about this.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, well we've both gone go back to black.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
If you will leave that one alone, I'll be here.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I didn't mean like that. Oh my god, that's CODINGDC.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Okay, woah, turns out you do go back.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
You know, rock he's got your chest in one thousand dollars.
It's coming up. You got coming up traffic.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Delores arreared in what wean very petite and tiny, but
my god, you could belt it out.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Sounds like somebody in this studio. You're talking about my toots.
I can belt it.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yes, yes, we were in. Yes you can imbarrass.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I feel like mister Beast goes into his marketing room
and goes how can we upset the internet today?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
It'll get clicked.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
He continues to find ways, and it's always with extravagance,
amounts of money.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
A new campaign he's got going.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
What do you risk dying for five hundred thousand dollars
vers dying every day?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
What are we talking about? Armine? Come ons are specifics?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Do I get to perform at a comedy festival in
Saudi Arabia? I?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Not this one?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
No, This specific stunt this got everybody up in arms.
Was there's a gentleman sitting in basically a shed that
was set on fire with five hundred thousand dollars sitting
behind him. Okay, they closed up the shed in the
video that I watched, and he had to get out
with as much money as he could.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
He was able to go back in and out, but
there was fire in and around him.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
The money was not lit on fire, but each wall
had fire in front of it, including the interest that
he was going in and out.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, So more midsummer and not as much as the
dark night.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yes, okay, got it. So that's it. So you just
got to run in and out of this burning shed
and pull money out? Yes?

Speaker 5 (38:29):
So his pants his pants, and his feet caught on fire.
Sure while he was doing it, it did appear that
he was able to grab I want to say, two
hundred thousand dollars in the video.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
But everybody's like.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah, that's wrong, that's not okay.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
That is that is why is mister beast Now?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Willy Wonka, He's like, I could just give you this money,
or I can put you through my factory with my
oompa lumpas in torture you just a little bit, right.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
So obviously he did do a bit where he rebuilt
Willie Walker's chocolate factory. Did he complete with challenges and
a golden ticket?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Oh my god, you can't even make fun of the caricatures.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Caricature is a caricature.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
He has some money falling out of everywhere.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
But as the Internet gotten into an uproar about this,
he had to come out and say they used a
professional stuntman for the shoot, so that wasn't actual on
average job to us.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, wait, so that wasn't just a normal dude.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
That wasn't a normal dude that like every stunt man
that deals with Pyro, they're under the fire was controlled completely,
including a ventilation system, a kill switch, and there was
a Pyro team on site along with there were multiple
stuntmen who tested to set up ahead of time with
emergency crews along with an ambulance and fire engine on

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site in case anything came up.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I would expect that, yes, but but using a stuntman
is cheating that. Yeah, yeah, I don't like that part.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I'm beginning to think YouTubers might have questionable.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Morals and ethics.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Hey, let's rent this car and take thirty videos and
make it look like we own a Lamborghini.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
They just wish that they could be like us morally.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Superior Radio Heart Media put my.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Life into precess.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Well, according to a CDC, Angus was flying in a
plane and then the plane was struck by lightning and
it nearly crash, and then that gave them the idea
for Thunderstruck. But then Angus also said that it started
from a little chick that he had on the guitar
and then they just sort of built it around there.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Guess which ones they'll lie?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Uh, the lightning strike.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Probably can't be just tossing around accusations like that anyway.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Mikey, Let's just rock New Sad Former and original Kiss
guitarist Ace Freely has spent some time in the hospital
over the past week after falling in his home studio.
I worry about this as I get a little bit older.
Can I just mean home alone and you fall, Like,
I'm fine, I'm not falling now, but like as you
get a little less balanced and you follow you bust

(41:03):
your head. I'm tall too.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
It's like the number one thing that leads to elderly death.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Is it really a fall?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
But then they don't really recover and then like you
just kind of go downhill from.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
One you're a hip. Yeah that's sad, but yeah, he
sat on social media. Quote dear rock soldiers, aceat at
a minor fall. I hope this is him doing this
in third person. Ace has had a fall in the studio,
resulting a trip to the hospital. He is fine, but
against his wishes, the doctor insists that he refrained from
travel at this time. As a result, we're forced to

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cancel performance in Lancaster, California on Friday.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Was it signed Ace?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
That'll be really funny, And remember last week I was
telling you about rumors and sort of a little social
media hinting about a supergroup. Chad. It's not Kroger, Kruger, Krueger,
I've said Kroger, my whole life, Chad Krueger from Nickelback,
Motley Cruz, Tommy Lee, Charlie bennet Ton.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
It's actually Motley Crowe.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Continue, Charlie the nae of Anthrax, and Sammy Hagar. This
is a pretty high level group of people right there.
Hagar announced the project on Instagram and features a picture
of him, Kroger, and Lee. While details about the project
are scarce, the form of Van Halen frontman says that
they are quote just getting started. The post says, quote, Okay, fine,

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here we are the three best singers in rock and roll.
He Scott, Tommy Lee up there, he says, quote and
you say, what are those guys doing? Well, it's hard
to say, he teased. We're just getting started. We'll figure
it out, you know soon.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I'm going Honger.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Billy Corgy sorry, Billy j Armstrong responded to the post
and just wrote legends underneath. Yeah, it could be pretty cool.
I want to hear why it sounds. I'm intrigued.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I want them to now cover Temple of the Dogs.
Since they're funny.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
That's very funny. Supergroup that just covers other supergroups. Yes,
more of that, more rock news and everything you need
to know. The concert calendar too, up at Rock nine
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Speaker 8 (43:10):
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Speaker 3 (43:28):
I hope they keep going. I think they're going to
be something one day.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I think, so keep trying kids, new Jersey specialty there
wow from Jersey.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
When you're an early riser on I called them Jovi,
I will I will do bonabus I don't know. It
appears they have a lot of names, yes, that they
go by.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I call them Bojo.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Good laughter and happiness and peace and harmony.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
It's about right by the news headlines.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I've been trying to avoid the news.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah, I would love to avoid the news. Unfortunately, the
corporate chill said we have to have a news segment.
But then they also said don't bring down the room.
And as they do, see how those are conflicting instructions
and they're like, just put a positive spin on the
news headline, So I guess I'm just gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
This is bad news, bears.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Child tests positive for meth, couple arrested.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
You got to put your meth away. I've been saying
this for years.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Listen, think positive, lock it up. He's gonna lose his
tooth anyway.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Oh my god, don't teeth.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Stowaway.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Found dead and landing gear of American Airlines planes.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
There's a famous story about that kid. Try to Yeah,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
At least they didn't die on United Jet ski rider
found dead after going missing.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Out there by yourself.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
But he went out on a jet scae, So of
ways to go.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
At least it was cool, happiest way to be.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Man pleads guilty to killing two random people in front
of kids.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Oh all right, sir, these kids.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Are going to grow up to be awesome. All of
this is just bad news, Bears.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
That was brutal.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah. I didn't write them, it's just the headlines.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
We know you didn't, but not having them for a
day it's kind of like missed you missed you a time.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
It doesn't sound like you did mess I did. Yeah,
I think so did you?

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Kiss you haven't answered the question.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I'm gonna be so we're just gonna leave that a mystery.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Were you smooch it?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I'm gonna let your mind wander.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Were you smooch it? In the studio?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It was a Bros Day, unbelievable, Chago Rock Station, a
beautiful day ahead, and Cubs Baseball this afternoon. The Morning
mosh Pit is on.

Speaker 10 (46:02):
Yes, it is the Morning Mashpit, keeping you safe here
in our little analog radio world, away from all the
technology that will be turned against us and what we
see as an inevitable human versus robot walls.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
From the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Okay, we've kind of talked about this, but it's a
little different now. So NASA's Perseverance Rover just rolled into
an area on Mars where it detected clues about ancient life.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Up there, we were talking about the rocks.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Okay, These rocks are also packed with organic carbon, iron, sulfur,
and phosphorus phosphor us. Fun fact, those are chemicals and
started life right here on our little mossy water rock.
And so they've concluded that Mars may have once hosted life.
But when they say may. They're saying it in like
the scientist way, which is like, technically, since we can't

(46:57):
hold up a living thing, we'll say maybe it existed,
but it existed, it's still exciting.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Yeah, But my thought has always been like life on
Earth is dependent on creating life, and that works for Earth. Yes,
I'm like had these like imaginations where like there's a
planet where gold runs through people's veins and then they
breathe other gases.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
That we don't know about. It don't exist on this
plat of galaxy.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
So life existing for us is going to be very
vastly different for others.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
But when it comes to Mars is so close. Well
didn't you say us last week they had found some water, right.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh, so last week what they found was essentially like
bacteria poop is that's I'm really dumbing it down.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
That's not really what they found.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
What they found was evidence that something had been used
for energy, which I'm simplifying that to eating because that's
you know, how we do it. Basically, they saw the
chemical reaction of an element being used for an interesting
and then they were like, okay, well bacteria is like
what that's what makes this?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
But it's pretty cool that they can narrow down like that.
It's so cool, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I'm such a nerd about all of it, that the
things that they can tell from rocks.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
But yeah, no, you're not wrong with thinking like maybe
somewhere in the universe, like life runs on a completely
different set of elements that could be true but is
likely not. Pretty much like if you're going to have life,
it's going to be built from carbon, iron, sulfur, phosphorus.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I actually have.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Actually Michael is in fact an alien. That's why he's
so goddamn bizarre.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Mostly starting from the planet.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
But don't you find it interesting that they send a
robot to detect any small signs of life, almost as
if the robot can blot out that life before it
ever forms and effectively sequester all life to Earth where
robots have it in one place, and then they can
crush us there and whin they will mean versus robot.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Wars Snooze from the front of the inevitable human robot wall.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
He can't save you with his hands, He's using them
to play spoons. It's like the whole point of the
song multitasking requirements on the Morning Mosh but on Rock
ninety five five. Anyway, boys, what are we doing sport?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Hey? What a day? Just now.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I'm pumped.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Yeah, it's gonna be It's gonna be a thing for
a little while. Yes, just be ready.

Speaker 8 (49:46):
I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
White Sox made announcement, cleaned a lot of house yesterday.
Pitching coach fired, hitting coach fired, first base outfield coach fired,
and the catching coach all fired.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Which what are you going to do when your team
is that bad for year after year? Like you've got
to fix it? Right? I mean, and I would think
that leadership is important, very much so.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
But the White Sox did have a very good second half,
so I thought it for twenty.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Six I thought, I'm surprised they got rid of the
hitting coach. Frankly, their bats were hot at the end
of the season. Yeah. I don't know if that's a
player thing or a coach then yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Someone's coaching you to pitch and catch at some point.
That's just voyeurism and exhibitionism.

Speaker 11 (50:31):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I don't like you to do. I think you would
check in with the players too, right, you'd be like, hey,
what do you how do you guys feel?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Communication is important? Yeah? How do you feel Is this
too much? Should I slow down?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
All right? Yeah? Way off playoffs. Wrigleyville is already buzzing.
The media is out there, the people of the national
sports neoze is out there setting up, getting ready for
the big day today. Yeah, pretty cool. This only the
second postseason meeting ever between the franchises, the first one
being in nineteen eighty four. Oh wow, So Padres Cubs today,

(51:07):
two oh eight wrigley Field. Matthew Boyd gonna start fourteen
and eight records. He's a good picture too.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
It's a great way to start a reminder that Maria
has picked in the wildcard round for the Tigers, Yankees,
Dodgers and Cubs to advance.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, and it's a good but we'll expand upon this
more on social media tonight that morning, mosh Pits, did
you say.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Tonight When I say we're going to hang out tonight.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I mean after the show, which for me is evening
tonight tonight time ten arem is my new evening, and
then two pm.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Is midnight wild times here when people text me at midnight.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
And also tonight Blackhawks take on the Red Wings at
the United Center, So you want to go see a
preseason game. Those tickets are like twenty bucks. Go out
and watch some hockey.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Can I get it postseason for more flavor?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
October eleventh, We'll happy regular seasoning.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Regular season is good, just not too heavy. I don't
want it too Spice. I missed you, I think too.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Hello, miss anybody, Dear Rob Zombie, Robert Bobby, if you
will anytime you want to drop a new movie, just
you know, we're out here waiting, waiting to support you
and your fine art.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
When you're a great musician and also a great movie maker,
we love both, so help us out. Yeah, give us
a little love.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Okaya, jeez, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
It's the same register every day and we're interrupting Michael.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Text time we throws Texas at four four, nine five,
ninety five fifty, they shoot right here into the studio
from the nine oh five. I'm surprised McDonald's hasn't done
Monopoly in the US for ten years. Here in Canada,
we've been doing it at least once a year for
as long as I can remember. Hey, Canada loves their
Monopoly game. By the way, if you didn't hear earlier

(53:14):
Monopoly coming back to McDonald's very good, awesome. Big Cat
has texted us pregaming for the Cubs game today, just
having a few beers in the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Hell yeah, send that, Let's.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
See, Hell yeah, let's go. I'd be doing He might
forget the game.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
You're not going to that game from the.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
A one to five the best description I have. Okay,
so we're starting a new thing here on the show
where we're doing Dungeons and Dragons on the air. A
lot of people, at least that I found, didn't play
or don't really understand. This guy gave us a great
description of it. He says, the best description I have
for D and D as a D and D player
is imagine a fantasy movie and that is a successful

(54:00):
D D adventure. Just imagine you're a character in the
movie choosing your own adventure. Yeah, that's a great summary
way to put it, because there's a lot to it.
I mean, if you really get into it, it's a
little overwhelming at first, but be very cool. We learned
about Maris's character today. His name is Marius the Scally.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
What a bold mows lizard, Bawn rogue.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You're Scally? Can I be slimy when I do my character?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
You can name yourself. Yeah, whatever you want. That's kind
of the funn go through tomorrow and what time are
we doing that? If people are scaring to be right
after seven cool, you can always text us eight four
four fifty anytime throughout the day. By the way it
comes to in here, it goes to well Clinger and
Pat Capone eight four fourt a doe doude yet dut.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Duck dog goose dut dut duck, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Hold me when I'm here, right, went, I'm wrong, Hold
me when I'm scared, Love me when I'm gone.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Okay, that's like a lot to ask. And we just
asked you to go get milk. You can't even do that. Jeez,
it's a lot. It's a lot. Anyway, texts we did that.
We did that.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
I just said, I was like, wow, it's time to go, like.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Because we only did like, I'm so used to more.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yeah, yeah, wow. We're wrapping it up to the way.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
It flies by you guys. We're having a good time.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
You know, it's really nice being done with the show
ten because baseball starts at new I know.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
The Cobs started too.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I know, And I was tracking all that.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I know you were you were, you were setting your schedule,
your line notifications on although she that she did make
her picks it was Tiger's, Cubs, Yankees, Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Yes, we'll go over it on our Instagram at morning.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yes, we follow us at morning, Marsh.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Yeah, there's going to be some Shenanigan's happening as the plots.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Maris you and I boy, we're going to either be
real happy or.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Real tomorrow about me. I'll have emotions also.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, we are here for your emotions as well. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I'm here to a song as you don't cry because
you're men and that's not allowed. No, no crying in
baseball base No, not with the m MLB. What is
the extra stand the Men's.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Major League Baseball, right, Okay, got it. It's different from
the Women's Major League Baseball the w MLB.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Well, I think they have softball. Yeah, they have a
softball league.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Oh you know soft Oh good for our little delicate,
little delicate hands.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
That's so good.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I hope that the bats in the uniforms are pink,
so that I know it's for ladies.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Maybe, yeah, I bet they are.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Oh, I hope that they're wearing lingerie.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Wait, what league is that I'm in? There's a lingerie
football league. Oh, let's go.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
That sounds equal.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
I would I would venture to say a lingerie softball
league might be a little bit painful.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Google trying to slide into second.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
And lingerie football.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
They get pads, Yeah, they get pads, They got shoulder helmet.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
They get one hundred so they can go to the
moon for a week.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Wow, that was the thing, right, Yeah it was. They
just sent a million.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
It actually does make sense because like they're supposed to
give you way more than you need.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Oh yeah, because they don't just leave people in space
for no reason.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
You know, definitely may.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Not leave someone stuck on say, oh I don't know
the is s for like two years.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
That never happened a few months never. Nah, okay, what
do you.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Got my game?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Huh? Hang on, Marris, look at this HoTT hike.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Wow, I feel respected.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
The center is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, that it is, and that it is all right?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Those ladies destroy those balls tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
More playoff vibes in Chicago. What a day?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Well yeah, bring on the ploffs.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
The plus the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I'm so happy cause two days