What's In YOUR Penis?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Confusing what is real, confusing what isn't real? We're just confused.
Good morning on Rock ninety five. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm mariss I'm Michael, and we love you.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
You're also part of this. Welcome to the pit, and
let us back for day two.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I'm so excited, Like my key card worked and I
was like, all right, step one.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
I've worked in this business line enough that no joke,
this is the PTSC I have every day I use
my key card. I oh yeah, because that's what happens
in this business sometimes is you'll everything's going great. I've
been number one before and they're like, hey, can you
come in and talk about the ratings on Friday?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, there's no rhyme or reason.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Like sometimes you're just out but HR in that office,
I'm walking towards my god.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You guys had an HR department.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, here's the thing, gentlemen, what we're not taking into
consideration is the delay with bureaucracy that tends to happen.
It's only day two. They gotta get through week one
to see if they're really good.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
They're letting us go already, but it'll take We've still
got to replace us first before they can get rid
of us.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
And they want to find them, get them ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then it's just like, right, we're not safe yet,
but we are safe because of the beer rocks.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
I feel much calmer today. I was nervous yesterday. I
was excited, right, we were talking about this. Yeah, we
always do that as people. I think we say we're nervous,
but when really it's nervous excitement.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I feel wake more calm today, Like, yeah, I actually
got some sleep tonight or last night?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Are you going to sleep tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hopefully we're going.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
To talk about that on the show today. Give you
some tips on how to sleep better, since we all
need it.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I sleep perfectly stop. I don't sleep, and that's perfect
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hanging upside down, yes, in your apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
With my arms crossed, holding onto each shoulder. And then
when I'm awakened, I.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Just jolt open my eyes start looking for fruit and nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So good. Slide the radio station for me is.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Elongates the spine, good for the space in between the vertebrae.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Also on the show today, we've got your Monster Truck
tickets so you can see Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live
going on at now Arena and the ever expanding Bears
coaching carousel. Thank god, We're going to talk about the
interview candidates a little bit more today is the new
coaches yet there's a new candidate in the books, and
I think it's going to be very interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh no, I'm interested already.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I can tell it.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Can I take a guess without giving it away? Go
ahead and just say star is that you're talking?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, absolutely happens.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Never root for the Bears.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
We don't have the ownership, needs to go screw themselves
out of control.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
We don't know yet, but I like your fire right now.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Look at the ticket and Michael, Michael.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
We're gonna get to that later. But when we get there,
I need all that fire that you just said right
here on the morning Lash.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Nope, nope, not cleared up. Come on, you got it there? Okay,
No morning Maria tried to sing her way out of
that one.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I am a rock morning shows, not a rock star.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And there's a reason for that. It's because I like
my can go to sandwiches in the morning, and I
don't want to compromise my tummy for a flemeless throat
sounds like that. I said flumeless throat.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, you put it out there as I didn't.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Put my flemeless throat out there. Okay, you did, though
I'm not putting the.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Throat out there. Said the words. Okay, phrasing right, yeah, continue, Matthew.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
So what wow?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh yeah, government name?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Government wow.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
We went to the government on day two.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
We went to the government today too. Because the school House.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Rock rule for the pit number of fourteen, you may
be called by your government name if you get out
of control.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, you will.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Definitely be called a government name. If I know your
middle name, I'm using it's your middle name.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm the only one going by a radio name in here,
so that's true.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, for now, what's your middle name?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, that's not going to be shared.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
What's your middle name? Michael Craig of dum Yeah on every.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Social and I also literally said it yesterday.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know why you announced it several times.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yes, what is it now? I really want to know
your middle name. Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'll find it.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I bet it's so good.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm gonna ask your mom.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I bet it's like every time I find out more
about Marris I'm like, that.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is so Maris, how are you going to ask my mom?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't feel that I should answer.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
That question on the Mattress's mom eight four.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
She already had the phone number memorized, Michael.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
She's been doing this for over a year.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
But as we are the Morning Lash Pitt, we do
have a few rules, and we want to engage with
you at the always eight eight four four ninety five fifty,
text in, call in whatever is going across that brainy yours,
we want to hear about it.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, all the time. Just you got a thought that
pops in your head, just shoot it at us. We
got screens up in here, we're seeing them. It's just
hard sometimes to talk to everybody because we only got
so much time.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You know, when you're hanging out with one of your
buddies and then one of your other buddies walks into
the room, and it entirely changes the dynamic of that room,
but it is a welcome change.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Still, very fun.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Want that from you. Come walk into the room with us, Yes,
eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Very Look at Michael, that was beautiful.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I think I'm gonna make a song out of it.
Oh did I say that yesterday we need a jingle.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I think I think we should all go full soap
opera voice. Oh, mars, Michael, Michael Craig.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh, there's a sexy weather report coming up in a minute. Yes,
that is on the way.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You could have said to me, all right, I mean,
thank you, Craig.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
You tease yourself there. So that was beautiful. But yes, that's.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Ulous all the way on Rock ninety five to five
and now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's what they like today. Clouds and sun. Wow.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
That that's what you're gonna give us.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Clouds and sun, A bit breezy this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
It'sy.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
When's it?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
North northwest at ten to fifteen miles an hour GUS
to twenty high of twenty six, windshills in the teens.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Any chances of snow?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
No, damn it.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
And by the way, what is up with that crappy
snowstorm we got yesterday?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
It was like a little.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Sleety like you can't ask you a question?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
They always talk about lake effect snow.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yes, is that the crap I got near my place
yesterday where it's like sleet snow.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Probably, but like when it's snow snows, you'll see the
lake effect, like it's snow on top of snow for
no reason.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Damn, that's what I was hoping for.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
We got nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
They always promise you the inches, they never deliver, And
I get that.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I understand the disappointment.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I'm really waiting on the snowstorm that makes you come
in here and go.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I get it. I understand.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm also waiting on the snowstorm that makes you come
I listen.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
If it's above six inches and it doesn't go over
the top of my boots, I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
In yeah, okay. But when it's above six inches, you
just have to be a little more determined and you've
got it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
But here's the issue.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
It's harder to get through though.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You're never gonna know.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
When you think above.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Six inches is harder to walk through, you're gonna be tired.
I'm gonna get it in my boots like then I'll
actually take a car.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
The problem is the odds of you actually getting anything
above six inches are so slim.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Have you seen more than six inches since you've been
here in ch.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I've seen more than six inches, But like it was
when I was getting promised maybe eight or nine, and
then it was like six. So they always so even
the six inches is disappointing because it's still getting packaged
to you in a different box.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
This is beautiful.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
I'm hoping we get it. Let's see your Tuesday night
mostly clear and cold.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm hoping we get it too, Michael Wednesday, and I
hope it's nine inches.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Partly sunny and continued colder than average. Oh that was
glorious and that was just perfect.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Gotta trust the weathernn that's telling you the inches, But
I never do. I will trust a weather woman telling me.
But unless she's like supper into snow, then I'm subtracting too.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
There's nothing wrong. It says it's the correct formula. It's
why I said it.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm always right.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'll always subtract too, at least, no matter what.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
If it's a man, divide by three.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
If it's a woman that's really into snow, subtract too.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, If it's just a woman, I believe her.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That was the most beautiful phrasing session ever. Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yep, So it's great, or as I like to call them,
tangible instagrams, it's Rock ninety five to five with the
Morning Mash.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
But Michael, what you got?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
The Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas is starting today and
there are some weird gadgets already being released. How about
a robot vacuum that picks up your dirty socks.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm glad you finished that thought that it's like your
robot fantasy just came true.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
It actually has an arm on it and it'll as
it's moving around the room, it can pick things up.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh yeah, can it grip? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
How many did you buy?

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (09:30):
I got four or.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Five on artists.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
So it's got suction and grip.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, it's called a robocro oh robo rock?

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Is it called a robo rock?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Robo rock and rock hard?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Very good?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
It's uh no, they say it's a prototype. No word
on pricing yet, about a thousand dollars once it finally.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Comes out to just pick up your socks.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I guess that's what it does.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
All it does is like it's like a roomba, but
then it picks up small items, oh, a basket or something.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
But main focus on socks for whatever reason. Yeah, I'm
I'm excited about this next one. Electric roller blades.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Did this is embarrassing for me because I'm fourteen feet tall,
but I roller bladed for a minute.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You know, I know, I don't I'd like, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
And yet it's like if you were in a neighborhood,
you would see me just between the buildings coming around
the lock.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, so ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
And I bet you speed too.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Oh oh my gosh, into my car.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
On your rollerblades, Michael.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Of course it goes fast.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I'm not randomly bringing up your driving.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, Yeah, let's of course.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I speed, and you can speed these You wear the
battery around your waist like a belt to and control
the speed with a remote. So it's kind of like
one of those electric skateboards.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Damn if you get
speed and then just eat it. Just let's see here.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
It says the top speed is eighteen miles an hour.
Oh yeah, pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I was gonna say that's that's not as slow as
it sounds.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Where are you stay eighteen miles an hour and in
a car.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
That wouldn't be that bad in the city though, if
you got to get around, just put on your roller blades,
hit a button, and.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Just so like one car turns in front of you
and that's but wait, but.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
How is it working?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Because if they're electric, because I have to get up,
sorry to your listener, and that you're going to hear
a lot of commotions because when you're doing roller blades,
it's like the push and that's the roller blading. But
if they're electric, then they're going wait.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
But so then what you're standing?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
What the stance, Michael.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Because it's been the stance normal roller blades stance of.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Kind of leaned forward a little yeah, legs out.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Like you're going to take a crap on the move.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I'd fall down and her look like I still want
to get you these This is interesting. A table with
working legs, they say. It looks like a small side
table with a Pixar lamp on it. It has AI
in it and walks around the house and can help
you if you need a table.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's what. That's what.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I don't need things to be intelligent. Now, you know,
why are we so intelligent? I mean yeah, but Mike, like, it's.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Like you don't know how to turn the light on,
so you built a machine to turn the light on
for you and follow you.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
AI is replacing all the smart things.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Like remember like it was a smartphone, then the smartt
then you had like yes, smart home and all, and
now it's ais and everything.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I don't need that, though I do.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
That's what I'm saying though. Did you need your orange
juice carton.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
To have AI in it to tell you if it's fresh?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
That's amazing, because how do you really know what if
the thing gets worth you open it.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Up and you smell it. Michael, use your senses. You're
a human, all right.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Last thing here a tiny robot that blows on your
drink to cool it down. It's called the Fufu. It
looks like a cat, hangs on the side of your
coffee mug, and works on soup twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Just a little.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Fu Foo.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I want to meet the designers of the fu Fu.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
They're gonna be living in mansions because like they literally
have to have their entire mouth completely burned off something
like that.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Hey, look, I.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Have such conflict with such high technology for such a
stupid product. In fact, I would consider myself a Foo
Foo fighter.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Well done you wrass there.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
If you're like us struggling with sleep on a regular basis,
we're we're gonna help you get there.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yes, we heard it. It was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I wanted to say it again to you specifically.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Good thank you. I appreciate it. There sounds for me.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Help me with sleep.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes, we're gonna do that. On the way in the morning,
mash Pit.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Damn, living on a prayer inflation really gotten crazy. You
have to live on a full decade of a rosiary
these days. Jeez, good morning, mash bed on rock ninety
five to five. Wake up rock hard, Michael.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, and you can wake up rock hard if you
sleep well.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
There's a new study out that says that good sleep
correlates to a better sex.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, when we rock hard, we're headbanging. So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Do with anything. I'm not married, so I don't have that.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
But one of the biggest things that we're having a
problem with between the three of us is probably getting
on a good sleep schedule.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yeah, we have a sleep schedule. Give me some tips,
all right, stick.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
To your bedtime routine. You need a routine.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
But I was about to say both of them to
assume that I have when.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Established up and down at the same time each.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Day, well done.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Make it like I think my problem with trying to
set up a sleep routine is like some people have
like a two hour to one hour sleep routine. When
I'm tired, I just go to sleep. Yeah, I can't
plan that far ahead for like my own sleep. I
take my medicine.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think I never got off my toddler sleep schedule,
and so it's just like rah rah rah rah.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Rah, run until I drop.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yeah, just find you like upside down, like a corner
of the house somewhere.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I got a lot of energy, so I'm bouncing around
and you I just stopped.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, I know that I disguise it.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Well, here's one we could do better with.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
And I think everybody could manage your stress. Okay, yeah,
let me just yeah, all right, that's not going in.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'll just suddenly make my life not stressful. Do you
have a million dollars you can give me right now?
Guess I'll have sleep problems.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Cut down on caffeine or what are we doing now?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Here's the last two?

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Cut down on caffeine. No more bedtime snacks. Yeah, how
are we doing there? That I'm fine with?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I'm not no one or the other.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I've been eating to ketos like nobody's besse. I got
one of these new things for Christmas called an air fryer.
Let me tell you something. Yeah, I've been eating taketos
like I'm going to keep that company in business.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, you know what you need to do and get
the little air frier trays. Yeah, so that you can
just pick them out and throw them off instead of yea.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
And also with your taketos, because I myself am a
teketo kind of story. Yeah, before I got my airfire,
I was living on seven eleven tiketos.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
But no, no, you get your air fire.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
You have your tiketos, You pop those bad boys and
you set it to three sixty for twelve minutes, pop
them back out.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Oh they're crispy. I love the Oh they're hot.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
And then you have your guacamole and your sour cream
and you do a little dip dip, air give.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Sugar.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
We're doing what I'm who Morning mash bed on Rock
ninety five really make.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Me think very differently about a lot of songs.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Now, can't do that in a pit. I'm sure it's
been done.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
You though, you shouldn't do it in all.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Not have a specific circle around for that.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Specific very shielding.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
It's like a group of very solid friends.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
You are dressed in so much blue today Harris.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Is impressed with Marris's color coordination.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Oh the man can put together out.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm telling thank you.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I just was in a little bit of mourning. The
Blue Man Group has left Chicago.

Speaker 7 (16:45):
They're gone, or they're they're announced they're leaving.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
They're gone. What I want to go to a show?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
You absolutely missed the bubble on that one. Sunday was
the last or oh sorry? Final performers coming up February second.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
We have time, Let's go on.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
I'm glad I read that final thing because reading is hard.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yes, we don't like to research things before we talk
about them publicly on air.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, can we blue ourselves like we go all painted up?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Because oh, Michael, I am sure you blew yourself earlier today,
you know, so don't don't deviate from your normal behavior.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Okay, here's where reading is really great and I'm really
putting a foot in my mouth. The final performances in
New York on February second, Sunday was their last?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
One? Is your car? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
My heart just got broken again.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, this feels like a long term relationship that I
took for granted, and then I thought that they were
coming back because they like missed me a little bit,
and so like we got together for like a closure
talk that like kind of went well, flirtatiously a little bit,
and then they still ghosted me after.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
It was one of those things where you both responded
like are you sure, And I was like, I better check,
let me, let me, let me gaze.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
At this really quickly and gaze terribly, but yeah, this is.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
This is one of those iconic things where we would
have field trips to go see the Blue Man Group.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's really just a cool field trip, one of the
most interactive things.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Like you hear the little drumming on tubes in the background,
but it was so much more than that.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Was it really loud? I heard it was a loud show.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
It was.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
It was loud, and it was intense.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
It was like four D because paint would come out
and then there'd be like a splatter section and it
just like I remember the finale just sticking in my head.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Just the drums are just going crazy and then there's
just toilet plaper fine everybody, and.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
It was just I did not think you were going
to say toilet paint.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was. It was an immersive experience. Take us on
that home. That'll be a missed.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
If we do want to go, we got to go
to Boston or Las Vegas, or we gotta go International.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Vegas is fine.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I have I have another option.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Maybe we recreate the Blue Man group in the Rock
ninety five five sterios.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I don't have all the drums they have, but I
got whistle tubes and vibe slaps and kazoos, and we
could paint ourselves blue, and I bet we could figure
out a splatter feature.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
The Purge is a very involved group.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I think we're gonna need to ask the bosses for
a blue paint budget.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Katie, you want to go get some blue paints.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I don't think we need to ask the bosses for that.
I think we can just be resour. I just good morning.
On Rock ninety five five, under Pressure.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Did nowhere, but you're just almost eight crash this stuff's
back all over this chair.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
On Rock ninety five five. That song used to be
in my tinder bio. It used to be looking for
someone to.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Sing the other part of under Pressure with me. I
obviously have Queen you need to cover. David Bowie and
I did some pull in on Tinder. It's Rock ninety
five five Morning work.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, okay, well never let me let me backtrack. I'm
sorry you didn't need that for it's what.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I was about to say.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Do you know the things that men will put their
penis in?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's insane Strangely, we're going to be talking about that
later in the show.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Oh, very good, But it's things that men got stuck
in their penis.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yes, everything's going into the penis.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
We're going to recap twenty twenty four with all the
emergency room visits.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I don't like the word penis. I don't even want
to a doctor to say.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
It called a dong dong?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Do you me the scientific ser Imagine a doctor coming
in and being like, uh, mister Harris, your vitals look great.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
If you could please drop so I could examine your dong.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
We need the full government today.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's the doctor talking to you. He's not going to
call you maris. Okay, maybe he is. Does your doctor
know that you're a radio personality? Actually yes, that actually
makes sense. Holistically, they shouldn't mean.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
That's part of the conversation. Yes, you're taking your blood pressure?
What are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Why are you talking all the time?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
This is what I do. I wake up the.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Mud crack of dant. Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, did you see it?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I saw it happen. I saw it all right.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
So after eight we're gonna discuss things going into dongs
on the way in the morning mosh pits, some news,
and why we should be.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Thankful we live in Chicago, not New York.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Right now, we gotta going into the door.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
We will find out later.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
In the Chicago rock station Rock ninety five five. The
morning mash pit is on text us call us eight
four four fifty, maris what you got.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I couldn't be happier to live in Chicago.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
And I love when other cities set the standard of
they're going to mess around with something that we don't
have and make themselves look bad. New York has put
in a congestion relief cell. They are charged people nine
dollars a day to drive in a specific area in
New York to cut.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Down on congestion.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I believe it's right Manhattan, Okay, yeah, so if you
get down into that area, you could.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Get tagged every single day. Another nine bucks.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yes, so that that would essentially be like getting having
to pay for Lake Shore Drive every day.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I mean, we already have tolls and I'm happy to
pay my whatever toll every day because I can get
where I need to a little bit quicker. But an
essential zone like that, absolutely not. And then for non
serge hours, which the surge hours are from five to
nine five am to nine pm, non surge hours are
two dollars and twenty five cents.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Taxation is theft.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I like them were always like, let's not get political,
and Michael.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
Just goes, that's more financial.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
But whatever, since we've broken that seal, Hey man, what's
your job?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
You know, where's the city planning?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Why is this a feature instead of what you should
be doing in your cities to accommodate the population that
you have living there, Like, at some point this.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Is the job of the public, not servants, but like.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
The system to like handle it, build roads that can
deal with the traffic of the population of the city
that you're living in.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
And like the thing for me was like they're only
anticipating a ten percent drop off, lol, and that's not
enough for me to like work around it. Now, granted,
if you live in New York communion can't afford nine
dollars a day to do this, that's on you, But
a I need.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Thirty, but also you can't.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I work with a few people in my other job
who are out of New York every day, and what
they you know what they do.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
They don't go downtown anymore. They work from home. Yeah,
they're just like nope, sorry, and even to go in
now they're.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Like, well.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's the frustrating part though, too, is like the people
that this like sucks for the people that can't work remote,
that have to go in every day but can't afford
nine dollars a day, because that's absolutely ridiculous. You get
on that for ten days, you're paying ninety dollars.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Did you see those license plate covers They like smoke
your license plate.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
You push a button and it makes it fuzzy. So
the card readers or the plate readers can't get you
learn laws. Sure they'll find a way focus on more
Illinois stuff. We've got some new laws in place, a
lot more helpful gym memberships. As everybody's looking to get
more healthy or toned or in shape or look sexy
on a beach, like you're trying to do later this year.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, like I was, I was going to give you
a crap and be like, not everyone's trying to do that,
but dear listeners.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Or just before we.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Got the hair, I was like, I want to look
the hottest I've ever looked at my life before I
go to Turks and Kikos in March.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yes. So if you join a gym and you want
to quit, easy pasy, call email.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
You don't have to sit through that hour. Really, you
can just call in.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
You can send an email, and I think on some services,
if there's an hour, you can just do it there.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh my, that's huge.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I substucked into a few of those in my life.
Oh for sure.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
It's harder to get out of the marriage.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Seriously. So the same thing with subscription renewals.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
When you do a free trial, now they have to
send you a message fifteen days in advance before your
free trial is done to let you know do you
want to continue or do you want to shut this
off in fifteen days.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I also need that to be a one button. You
ever try to cancel an Adobe trial.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
It's gotten easier.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
I tried to cancel some stuff through Google on my phone,
and it was kind of before you'd have to go
on the website customer service this. Go find this over there.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Link in the bottom corner that actually says unsubscribed.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
And then you have to tell them why and then
you have but then you also.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Have to enter your full email.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Just No, Google's gotten gmails especially, has gotten real good
with putting that unsubscribed button right up top.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Absolutely, last three. This one doesn't make sense because it
should have been in play. Didn't need to be a lot.
Tow trucks can use green flat lashing lights when emergency
scenes are in place. We're going to be getting a
digital mobile ID cards in Illinois.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
I have one in my wallet right now from Colorado.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
I lost my ID once and it's so so convenient
to be able to just pull your phone out and
have it right there.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
And if you've got allergies, a pack or two pack
of EpiPens are now going to be only sixty dollars.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't know what they cost before, but it feels
like they should be less than that.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
But that's, you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
If this is what we're coming down to, sounds like
a good move.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
No, kidding, but yes, progress progress being made in twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Quick question, is cybersecurity an issue or not? Because I
thought that it was and now we're like government IDs
on phones? Absolutely what could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
We thought this entirely through.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Just ten years.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Off from being nice nineteen seventy nine twenty five. Fuck
nineteen sixty nine, Nice.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I went to nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I'm sorry, Okay, Yeah, we have different life experience and
that's okay.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
This is the morning Michael Michigan sor a better.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Way to kick off the new year than looking back
at the year that was and mocking it.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Yes, of course we think that.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Each year, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission compiles data
from the nation's emergency rooms and shares it with the
world from the From from that data comes the list
of things medical professionals had to pull out of male
genitilia this year.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
The list should be zero. There should be no things
on that list.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
I agree with you. How does this even happen? The
first one on the list air pod?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
What are you listening to?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I was gonna say, that's one way to listen to it?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Which end was in? Which ends?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Now?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
See that was the extra thought we didn't need.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Well, if it was the small end, you could just
take it out.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
They wouldn't mean Michael, Okay, what's next?

Speaker 7 (27:56):
From the volume down? Pen cap?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
M it's going to be a better place to put that.
Pick which end true?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Which end?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Coffee store? M?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
It doesn't matter which end? Don't like it, I'm going
to scroll down.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Some of these are stupid.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Screw paper clip, four inch metal tube? Ah, that made
my knees buckle.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I want to know the thought process, but I actually
don't want to know it at all.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
But I do want.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
I was going to say, you want to talk to
the guy that decided a AirPod was gonna feel good story?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Because because what was the purpose like vibrate? Did he
get horny for the AirPod? Was he like I need
this AirPod inside me?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Well, yeah, that's one heck of a fall.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
And also of the holes to choose from that men
have one scientifically has a g spot, you know, and
the other is your dong hole where things aren't supposed
to go up.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
So what are we doing?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
How about a plastic fork?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
How about not?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Why?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Which end?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
That's way too well?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Get another? Which end is?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
I'm sometimes I wonder about this stuff, but rolled up
magazine page ring from a power aid bottle, rolled up,
how Domino now that I understand games are fun?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh you looked at his whole list and said, Domino.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
You understand.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Meant to go in the p hoole phone charging cable.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Boy, that'd be great at an airport.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Uh, gon be great out in airport, Michael, if you.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Could charge your phone through your week.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
And do you think that that's how electricity?

Speaker 7 (29:37):
I don't think it.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Worksty you think that you're the plug in a way
you are Michael Way to his futuristic vision of him
being a robot.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
That's why there you go.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Stay out of the emergency room this year and keep
things out of your wiener.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
I'd say that was the easy way to go, but
looking at this list, it no, the internet broke us.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
What okay, So let's let's recover from that with I
can't hot wheels Monster Truck.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, we got a four pack of tickets so you
can go to glow in Fire at the Now Arena
on Saturday, January twenty fifth.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
How can I just move on?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
You know we're gonna try.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
You told me there is an air pod and a dog,
and then then you expect me to get excited for
Hot Wheels.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yes, the AirPod is the shocking on to me too.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's real bad.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
It's such a bad shape.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's I will say, rolled up magazine page is also
kind of throwing me off like his paper cuts.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh, I wonder if the noise cancer works in the
head so stuck on that.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I don't Well, you can't really hear.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
From your dog, so I don't know that noise canceling
is the issue.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Okay, So if you want these four pack of tickets
for the hot would.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Try dog cancels the noise eight four four.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Fifty color Ten's gonna get these tickets? Rock ninety five five?
Are we speaking with Dean? Sure? Are am I speaking
of Mirris? That you are? And guess what my name?
You are going to Hot.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Wheels Monster Truck wo whoa Yes, Glow and fire at
the Now Arena on Saturday, January twenty fifth. You are
in the building with a four pack of tickets.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Dude up, that's so cool.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm gonna bring my back. He's gonna he's true.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Okay, take me so much. So you got your nephew.
Who else are you gonna take some monster truck.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I'm gonna bring my brother, and then I probably gonna
bring my nephews up, my other, my other. God kid,
there you go. Dean.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
He's just a great guy.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Yeah, Dean's gonna be the favorite of what.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
I'm gonna wants you guys.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
So much, I say, don't forget Maria.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Hey, deep, I would, I would never.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Dean.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Do you like green beans?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
We have a trucker for a green bean cash roll.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh thank god, because I just have the urge to
call it green bean Dean.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Okay, that's your name from now on right.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
You seem like a green bean Dean.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
We're changing your name in the city.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Some people are Ashley, some people are Kevin's and you
just give green Bean Dean for.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Green Bean Dean. You are in the building.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
For Hot Wheels, Monster Truck, Live Glow and Fire at
Now Arena on Saturday, January twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Everyone else who wants their tickets go to ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Never free, never me, but for ninety nine cents you
can get me with ads. It's rocking ninety five fives
morning mash pits.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Maris, what do we got?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I thought you were still something else, but we got sports.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm like, why do you guys keep trying to make
me have an only we're not.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
It's just I'm sorry because you make so much money
as the thing I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
You don't even have to get naked on.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
It, like you.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
You're just using the platform to make.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Money, right like radio, so that instead radio.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Do you want to know why no one can even
ask me to take my boobs out on the radio.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Hey, guess what, listener, I'm topless right now.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We're all topless.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
We're naked in the rock night like us.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Because the Bulls won last night.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
They beat the San Antonio Spurs and they're wow, we're
closer to five hundred.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
The Bulls beat the Spurs usually used the Spurs to
tame the Bulls.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
That's a good beautiful as beautiful I know sports, But
I think the moment of the game yesterday was when
Kobe White absolutely posterized from Bagana Now for reference, Kobe
saying where it's up? I know, I'm sorry. Yeah, Kobe's
probably about Michael's height. Okay, is a French seven footer.
He's a freak.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
And when you got your arms up. Let's talk about
he's got range free.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Oh I don't think Kobe just dunks right over him,
and the most beautiful thing I've.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Seen in a long time.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
He went above the seven foot guy.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
He wouldn't like through. I'll show you. They've been playing
it on replay on the news.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
In here, like an air pod and a dog kind
of do that.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Something like that. Okay, just wild. Look, it was great.
So yeah, bulls a lot closer to five hundred right now.
And I'm hoping.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
That after Derek Rose weekend they just really get it
together in twenty twenty five. I hope that too the
update we've all been looking for. And it's just, you know,
we're gonna see how this goes. Because I don't officially
know how I feel about this yet.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I know how I feel either.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, we're all on the same page.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
The Bears have put in a.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Quest to interview Dallas Cowboys current head coach Mike McCarthy. Nope,
so Dallas can still block this interview request. Say what,
this is not something that can go through. But it's
interesting that they're reaching out just in that former Packers
coach kind of went good, really fell apart with the

(35:21):
Aaron Rodgers era hasn't been great with Dallas. I don't
know why if you're looking at like a winning coach
or something, why you're gonna go with him.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
He's an idiot. Fat McCarthy does not He's not gonna
do anything.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Wow, good lord, here's my thing?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yes, what is your thing?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Here's my thing.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'd like to tell you, Marris, it doesn't make any
sense because you have cowboys experience, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
And these are bears. Yes, so it's first of all,
totally different species.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
One's human or at least half cow, half man, and
the other one's bear.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Michael Carthy, I take it back. He's actually got some
decent numbers.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Check this out.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Mike McCarthy's one hundred.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
And seventy four wins are the thirteenth highest in NFL history.
He coached the Packers from two thousand and six twenty
eighteen one, six NFC North titles and a Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
I'd like to put asterix on that, because that was
in the NFC North with an absolutely terrible Detroit Lions.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
All right, okay, big Bears were up. Well, no, the
Bears were.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
I don't like him and I think he screwed up
and down in Chicago, But I mean, yeath does.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I just would be interested to see a former Packers
coach come into Chicago.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I am interested why anyone would brag about being the
thirteenth best at something.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
That's a pretty high number. To be honest with you,
sure all the coaches.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Ever, Yeah, that's great, But also, like I don't know
I had in top ten?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Can I even ask you or do I already know
who you think should be the next coach.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm a big fan of Pete Carroll in this center,
I might.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Pee Carol too, But what about your offensive coordinator over
in Detroit?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
I will say this in the best way. Ben Johnson
is an amazing coordinator. I don't know if he's a
great coach, because the coach you've got to be in
control of the entire team. He's he's very offensive minded
and Caleb probably needs that. But I just for the
whole team dynamic, I don't think Ben Jonson is the guy.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Do you remember when Seattle had the legion of Boom
and Russell Wilson and all that, when.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Pete was there. I was living in Seattle at the time.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
All the players even whatever talk about is how fun
it was you walked into practice, music was blasting. You know,
players could just have fun. I don't know Pete's old, but.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I think I think the Bears can get that from
a Pete Carroll or a Mike Vrabel.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
We'll keep your updates coming as long as this Bears
coach search goes on.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
What do you think a for four fifty text us is?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Do you think Robert Irwin would be available to coach
the Bears?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
The stinger?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I got him?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
No, that was Steve.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh damn, Yeah, this is the a live one and
he probably has experience of Bears.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Who is Robert It's got to be.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
A Steve Irwin's son?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh it looks it looks probably has bear experienced.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I just like you.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Want someone that's done the job before we're gonna But
am I not getting a breaking bad house being for sales?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I bet he'd do great.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
That's on the way on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Fascinating that the zombies wait, no, I messed it up.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Fascinating that line was in the zombies head But the
zombies care more about what's in our He eight brains,
very clearly they've eaten mine already.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
It's rock and ninety five to five the morning Mash.
But wake up rock Hard, Marit.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I think we got rest and our brains just went.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I don't know that my brain has ever exited a
state of pap in its life.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
It's just like a consistent all the time, you know. Yeah, Michael,
can you tell us about Breaking Bad?

Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yeah, the Breaking Bad house is for sale. If anybody
has been on.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
The internet, there's a woman who owns this house. She's
a psycho. I mean, she is like, Hey, I don't know,
I don't know if I can even say this without
getting in trouble.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Well, she's white trash.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, you can't say that without getting in trouble. Michael.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
Well, I'm trying to paint a picture here.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
But what happens is is people go.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Up to take pictures of the house.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
This is an iconic thing in movie or in television history.
But she gets so mad.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
She spends her days in the front yard just crossing
people out and screaming at them no joke. And so
obviously more people come to mess with her, and it
gets crazier and crazier.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
If people want good, I'm.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Picturing the cat lady from the Simpsons Boom, who would
just throw the cats at people there walking by.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
Dude, she's mean to such I've got.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I just assume she's gonna like befriends some local young child.
Then he's going to get involved in gangs, and then
he's she's gonna like buy an old car like maybe
I don't know, grand Terno, and then fight like gang violence.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Start producing Methanpetter, are you describing yep, break Okay, No, what.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I'm describing is grand Toorino, because she sounds like Clout,
the female version of that.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
She's crazy, though, needless to say, she has put the house,
which is not a nice house, not in a good neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
On the market for four million dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeahs, she should.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
It's a great investment. I kind of you could turn
it into something and make money. I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I kind of like her. I mean, I haven't seen
the videos.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You gotta see them.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
No, I don't think you like her.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
She's she's a little loose lucy goose.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I like the concept that you would get so angry
at people being around your house that.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
You wouldn't even ignore it. You would sit in your front.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Porch chain smoking to.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Confront them directly, and then when.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
That's for some reason mysteriously doesn't work, you go screw
it that I'm selling this house and I'm getting out
of here. So four million dollars make it really difficult.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
For me to Actually, I was gonna say for four millions.
She doesn't want to leave. I think she enjoys playing
this character with people.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
She might maybe or maybe she feels like she got
so wronged by this purchase and that she has dealt
with so much that she deserves that four million, And
I would do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
It's a famous house, but.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
It's also very specific, like you're saying, you're saying it's
not it's obviously not a four million dollars value.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Can you tell tell me about the stats on that house.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
It's a little ranch house, probably three bedroom like little
one story ranch style.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
And you said, is it Albuquerque? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Okay, First of all, there's not one house that's worth
four million in Albuquerque, and.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
It's only worth four million dollars because there's meth in
the walls.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Walter White stuff still in serious.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Now we figured out why there's value in the house.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
And if you want to be able to afford that house. Well,
your best get started breaking bad.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Or banging the lady that owns it, right, breaking bada.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Hopefully somebody else gets as lucky as this young man
who survived being in a lion in game park.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Have you heard of these people? Like they get going
zoo enclosures and stuff.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Crazy, like what they did to harambe different.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
This was like a full out like a game safari
game park?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Wait a game park?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah? Like, where are you for a Safari?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, because I'm like thinking an amusement park with lions,
and I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Trying to make it line up in my head.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Take your kid to the game park and you lose him?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, I don't know that I would take my kid
to a game park if I'm being honest.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
The video Loyalty at the Tiger game Park who's fighting
with her husband and she steps out of the car
and starts yelling and a tiger just grabs her.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
And takes off. Crazy video, My god, crazy?

Speaker 7 (42:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
No, oh no, okay, now, alright, died.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
And you're like, well, we're talking about game park and
the story we're gonna talk about as a kid getting
lost in the game Park.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
It could go back.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yes, this story is on the way in the morning.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Most fit on Rock ninety your online activity, Michael, my god.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
We're Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
You're gonna be called.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Today mostly cloudy, partly sunny, high of twenty four love eight.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Weather, hardly nor I'd like that you finish it now,
that's what.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
You said Schiller Park earlier.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Siller hardly know.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
This is I'd love it to your effort. Michael, this
is great. I set it up. You knock it down.
Maris dies in misery. Yep, it is right, favorite one too.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Punch.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Is this my story?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
This was your story?

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Up a bitch? Is this about the boy who got lost?
I'm sorry, I thought you were.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Why are you asking what your story is?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
A seven year old boy in Zimbabwe miraculously survived five
days in a lion infested national park after wandering away
from his family's home.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Okay, all right, I was about to blame the parents
completely on this one, but I'm if your kid wanders
away from your home, you're still there.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
You're still responsible.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I mean, like, yeah, well, technically a parent is always responsible.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Technically a parent is always responsible.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Also, though kids be doing stuff and you only have
so much control.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
But also not to discredit the seven year old survival skills,
but are we operating on the.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Assumption that lions really get a kick out of eating humans?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Because from what I understand, we don't taste great.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
No, No, and I don't think.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Except for Michael's bomb, she tastes phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Wow, you did all that for that lead up.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I didn't do it for that. But if I see
the lead up, I'm going to like.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
There it is, if the joke's there. Yes, I will
agree that there.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Are very few animals that just want to attack a human,
and I think the only one is like really.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
A polar bear.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Yeah, they like they kill for fun. Yeah yeah, yeah.
They're calling his his survival a true miracle. They launched
like a full out, you know person, the helicopters up
in the air, the whole nine yards. They say, you
must have traveled as far as thirty miles on the
rugged landscape during his adventure, but he was returned safely

(45:11):
home to his family.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
You ever been lost anywhere?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I ever wanted three store and.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Had a definitely like a TJ Max or a Burlington.
You just walk away and you find a shirt. You're like,
you're like, hey, look at you. Remember that he's behind me.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
You remember malls in the mall once my parents put
me on a leash after that.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Stop it right now, lost enough Michael Craig Mason.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I remember when my mom found me the first time.
She was just bawling.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
She was so scared.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
So, yeah, she was bawling. She's like, damn it, I
care of this kid. I found him.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Did you guys have the Warner Brothers store? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yeah, I definitely got lost there because I saw I
saw like a task there, yeah, and I just walked off.
And then apparently I just walked into the store and
my family kept going, yeah, I'm walking around and they're like,
are you lost, And I'm like yep, and you just
start crying and thankfully they came into the store to
Little Mare for Cure.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Oh, just hanging out by Taz crying.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
For my mom.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Well, and it was funny because like the store people,
they didn't know what to do, so they brought me
stuffed animals and then like my mom walks in and
I'm like I look what they're doing and they're like, no,
we just you still got to pay for it take
you up.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
In lesser terms.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
So it was a very big deal when my hometown
that was very very teen tiny got its first Walmart.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Oh oh yeah, huge deal.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
So we went in there one time and my brother
just my mom would be like, go wander and then
like meet me here at some point, and my brother
just like didn't show up to that point. And this
was a big deal in my very sheltered home.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
So my mom had to go up to the cashier and.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Asked them to announce my brother's name on the loud
speaker and say, Ryan Palmer, please come to the home
and Garden.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Section of Walmart.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
And I was, as a child, so publicly embarrassed that
my brother's name would be on the loud speaker. He
was so irresponsible, and to put our family's name on
the line in Walmart where they sell wall stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
According to Paris Hilton, unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
You're the one doing that to him.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
And he deserves it. He lives in Japan. It's fine,
he's not hearing this, he's just listening on the app. Yes,
And I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Sure that you can probably get it internationally there, even
though for some reason you cannot.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
In the UK. Really yeah, and they can't listen to us.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Well, that's unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I hate thank goodness, unless there's other things that they
can listen on.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
And more chaos on the way as we talk about
emergency situations where you just got to change the underwear.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Oh well, oh man, I've crapped my pants before.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
No, yeah, we know, No, you're no kidding, leash kid,
you trapped your pants before.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Away in the morning, Marsh Pit on Rock ninety five
to five.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Your love is like bad medicine, artificial cherry flavored. Michael,
never do that again, your Rock ninety five to five listener, Hey,
remember that talk we had about sticking an air pod
up your dong earlier today?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
What does Michael do?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Finds an AirPod and holds them be goes, Oh, it
just shows it around, like what.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
To do with this?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Look at that thing?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Because we're doing a story of things guys got stuck
in their wiener in twenty twenty four, and one of
almost an AirPod.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
That just made it worse, actually saying like that's little repuentation.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
That is like I was picturing something bigger than I remembered.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
It's gotta be inside of you. By noon.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Hold on, Oh.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
No, no, not my ear.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
No, okay, you.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Know what I mean, And you know what your curiosity
is taking here? Hey, what do we got boys?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Real quickly here we're talking about emergence. See change your
underwear situations without being sick. You just get so scared
or something just hits you and it's like.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Well, you ever slipped on the freeway when you're driving,
look at their and your back tires go out and
you're like.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Whoa, this is exactly you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah, and then I have to turn down the music
for the next like five miles because I need to
like sit in silence about what just happened.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, process number one. There's multiple flying situations.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
But when but when you're flying and your plane just
takes that did drops? It just goes and it regulates
right away, But your intestines.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Going your throat as not like that.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
You're driving home from the bar and you suddenly hear
that siren you see the cherries in the background.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Well, I'm not driving home from the bar.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Thank you for being responsible.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
I'm ubering.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Make sure you use uber left, of course, or.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I'm staying at the bar.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
You ever had a fat whole so hard it rumbled
your face, like yeah, your bones, Oh yeah, just boom oh.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
That's that welcome to Chicago moment. And then you apologize
to your car.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Or goes through so much.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I bet, oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I bet our listeners have some awesome ones. Eight four
four ninety five fifty. What made you poop your pants
or what made you need to change your panties?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I would say my biggest emergency change of underwear along
those lines, Michael, was when Chris Evans becomes Captain America.
That's a different that shirtless scene, that's a different specify.
You didn't specify what you said was changing underwear, and
I know what that's me.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I'm engaging in the conversation, didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Didn't set any parameters there.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
But because that scene makes me poop my pants, America's ass.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Captain America, Chris Evans is America's ass.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Again, and he really is. God bless him.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Me. I see this going on.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
I've never been so patriotic.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
There's a moment in the movie where no, I.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Know, I just like to make things painful for you.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Okay, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Thank you. Yes, I'm a very good sadist.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Well, we are ninety five minutes commercial free on the
Morning mosh Pit.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
We're going to continue on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Wake up rock Hard. I've decided I'm going by Ozzie's
naming system from now on.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I'm now Palmy Palmer on Rock ninety five five. It's
the Morning mash. But Michael, what you got?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
We got toys?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Don't put them in your dong.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
The Consumer, the Consumer Electronic show going on in Vegas,
one of I've never been to.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
This, but I've always wanted to go.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
They have the newest gadgets, the newest things for your house,
very sways to make your life easier.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
All potential partners for macas.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Everything now has AI in it, including a robot vacuum
that has an arm that comes out of the top,
just like you would think to pick up socks and
get things out of the way.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
So I think, how I have.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
A vacuum that sucks sand grips, and yeah, I don't
know why it needs a vacuum with an arm.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
I well, the's the problem with the rooms is they
get stuck on things, So you got to have a
little arm to get things out of the way.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
It's like Winshield wipers.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
This might be I might be getting too into this.
When is it taking a job from a person.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I'm just just singer.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Well, no, like a room, but like an AI vacuum cleaner,
because here's here's the here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Do you like vacuum?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
No, don't. But also like hiring a maid is very
much a thing.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, I don't know if I like love the concept
of being like I have a maide that does my cleaning,
but I also would rather pay a person than get
a three thousand dollars Ai roomba robot that's going to
know the dimensions of my house and how to like
mop and sweep and stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
And when I could have a maid that is going
to come in know the.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Dimensions of my house, mop and sweep and stuff, and
that money is going.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
To go to like his or her family or his
or her.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Direct life instead of giving you know, money to a
robot company, Like you.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Had a full thought there all the consequences that which
is fine, and that.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Shows that you care and I shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Anybody that can afford a vacuum with a hand.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Is not concerned. I just think somebody.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Losing a joke, but they should.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
To heck with a maid. You should have a butler
that just opens your door.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Hello, Maria.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Residents confidently know the difference between a maid and a butler.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
No me neither. Okay, okay, I wasn't actually trying to
give you a crap.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
I want shout Adam Sandler movie where this sneaky, sneaky butler.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
If the movies are to be believed, a maid is
a woman in a butler is a man.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
How about this.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Let me take you back to your childhood roller blades.
But they're electric.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
You just lean forward, hit the gas up to eighteen miles.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
An hour to look so stupid.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
I agree with you.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Trying to stand like that is going to be insane
because I can't process that.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
One should put some fire on the back of those
so as you're just cruising just off.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, so funny.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I just remembered, you know those like handleless segues.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's like.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
You look kind of dumb because you have to lean
forward there's no handles.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
One time I saw someone on those and discuss I
mean they were sad.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Clearly something had happened in their life and they were.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Like distract terrible, and they're like and there's something like
I don't know how to like show you someone being
so depressed and so defeated on a handleless segue.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Just going to like.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Just so imagine going like getting broken up with by
your girlfriend and then having to jump on your electric
corrender blank that.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I've got the difference between a maiden butler.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
According to ai Google, Okay, a maid primarily focuses on
cleaning and maintaining the cleanliness of a household. Butler is
responsible for managing overall day to day operations of a home.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh, I'm gonna need both exactly. I can't afford either.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Well, they need friends.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I'd be friends with them with Michael.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
True, but I mean like, if you're gone, they can
hang out, clean the house, They.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Have lives, they might have families, like girlfriends you gotta
get to because you got to hang out. You imagine
clothes friends.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Again, I don't think the person that can afford a
maid and a butler is just like you know what,
I'm gonna make sure I get to them when I leave. Okay, okay, puppies, here.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
We go, Here we go. That's a good.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
We're back to ninety five minutes commercial free on Rocket
ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I have stuff, no stop, no, what about the robots?

Speaker 4 (56:12):
We are in ninety five minutes commercial free on Rocket
ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
This is the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Is Arita thirty already?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Damn nine? I'm me but that's awesome show flew By
Day's moving, baby.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
I don't like that time flas. I want to spend
more time here.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Oh you want to hang out some more?

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I'm loone lonely?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
No, well, with the new engagement, we know Tom Holland
and Zendaya are not lonely by any means.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Spider Man and MJ are getting married. No, she wasn't MJ.
She has MJ.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
She's MJ. But it's Michelle. They're not Mary Jane.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
So I only recognize one Spider Man, and that's the
King Toby Maguire.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Oh I actually agree with you?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Really?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, listen, Tom Holland is a great job. And we
after the Andrew Garfield fiasco toasco it was not Andrew
Garfield's problem.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
That movie was not well done.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Okay, talking about He's lost me and Second Spider gotcha? Okay, okay,
And he's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Spider He's very talented. But that's interesting that he's your
favorite one.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah, who did you think?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
No, I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I didn't really put that much thought into it, if
I'm being honest, Maris.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I liked that series because it was a little bit darker. Yeah,
and they they took it there, and like Toby McGuire
was good because it was first Yeah, he really set
the tone for what Spider Man was.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
And then Tom Holland was just fun teenage spider Man.
But Andrew Garfield, he just was different from me.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
So Tom Holland was a Spider Man and now he's
marrying an MJ. Yeah, okay, yes, and she's a what
what she do?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Is she an actress?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Is that deoday are die?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yes? When you mentioned you didn't know who she was
previous in conversation, I didn't think you were serious.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
But why should I know who she is? I don't
read like teen Bop or whatever's going on.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
She is so far past her Disney stage.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
She is not reading teen Bop.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
No.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Well, you remember, like i'd like the celebrity gossip and stuff, Michael,
you uncultured.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I must her to tea bop, but.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
No, Zindia is a fantastic actress. It was Apha is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Watched it you haven't watched.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
She got a lot of praise for Challenger last year,
a movie that she was in.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
She was to be fair, to be fair to Michael.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
Yes, I'm looking her up.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Is she woman in the media? Yes, there is absolutely
one option for us.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Yeah, she's also a singer.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Now, oh my god, she's She's more than pretty, she's insane.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
When you have to watch celebrity relationships, I like watching
this one. You can see that they genuinely enjoy each
other's company.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
I got a root for people.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
And then one of the things that stuck with me
was Tom Holland was talking about why he doesn't walk
the red carpet with Zudeya when she's out, and he's like,
I'm there to support her.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
If I walk with her, I'm distracting from her moment.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah, I was like, Bro, they get each other.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It's been a long term relationship that has become an engagement,
Like it's that's cool. They seem in the juxtaposition of
the rest of Hollywood. Do you seem to have a
level of emotional maturity that is refreshing to see from
a list celebrities.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Yes, it's not post it's not fake, it's not whatever
j Loo has done for the last twenty years with
all of her relationships.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
It's just like you actually root for that.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Yeah, so she was a Disney kid.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yeah one thing.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Okay, that's yeah, yeah, you know I'm following you know now,
but I do.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
I do want to watch that Euphoria show. I hear
it's it's very good. It's interesting, so.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Good, I will say, though, it's one of those things
where you're going to get into it and then be
upset that there isn't another season because the entire world
is waiting for the season that was supposed to happen
now going on so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Long, and then the actor passed away.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, what's what was his name? We're bad people, we
are terrible, but there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Is an actor that passed away that they had a
pretty key role in it that y'all cannot come back.
And the actors are aging too much. It's like become
this whole disaster.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Have you guys heard of j Lo and Ben Affleck?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
You know about them?

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Were they never heard of celebrities same kind of thing
as this as Zenda and uh Tom Holland.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Her name is j Low Jennifer Lopez. Wow, No, I've
never heard of her.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
She's a singer and actress.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Is she what songs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Nearby? Please don't swan dive off. It'll looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
As I go, but as long as there're s waters,
so if you not below, I will happily escort you
back to the edge of that class.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Wait Rock ninety five.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
There's always a sign when you can see what scientists
actually care about, and they're fans of Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Clearly with the study that you've just.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Found, Yes, absolutely, scientists looking for real life race of
Hobbits say they could still be on Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Is that why you guys were staring at me when
you were coming up with what to talk about?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
My feet, aren't Harry?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Scientists found skeletons on an Indonesian island in Flora's in
two thousand and three of a species of ancient humans
that were only at the tallest three point five feet tall.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
It's believed that the new species, named boy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Homo florestensis, walks on two legs, has an ape like face,
and they still may be alive in the world, so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
They're just hiding from us. I guess the best Hobbits.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Could this be like aliens?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
You know what I mean? They're there, but they're just
not interacting.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
That's interesting though.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
I mean, that's that's very strange to me to say
they may still be living.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
They're humans and they're not like microscopic.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Three feet short, but it's not like invisible.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, I was like, if they're still here, where are
they hiding? And why is this the greatest game of
hide and seek?

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
It's the opposite of Bigfoot. It's little I'm search.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Poor mom the Tree Star? Is everybody scarred from that movie?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I always wanted to eat a tree star too. They
looked so tasty.

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
They loved them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
You guys just sorry, Like those.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Did sound delicious? What was the question you just asked?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Were you not scarred from that movie?

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Fully was in fact?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
In fact to the point where as an adult now
when I need to get.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
A cry out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I don't know about you guys, but my emotions are
almost like too controlled.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
And like I can't I will watch Land before Time
or or I'll do Lion King two as well. Not
Lion King two Lion King as well as well, just
those death scenes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
They just either get those tears go and get those
eyes looped up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
I really want to figure out why all these cartoons
in our childhood were just like We're going to take
a parent away and just traumatize you for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
You know, there's some psychologists behind that crap.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
I literally and here I am, Well, it has to
be the easiest way to display a childhood trauma that
the majority of the population would understand but.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Not be like offended by, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Does that make sense of the things that are terrible
that can happen to kids that you can also portray
on screen that wouldn't be like terribly cruel to portray
a parent dying is incredibly tragic and it's no one's fault,
but it is still inherently traumatic for that child and
therefore sets up a great hero story. That's my analysis,

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Morning Moshman rock Card.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
So do these.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Hobbits have like are they are the kids.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
Smaller because the parents are smaller?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Is everything smaller? I think you would have to be
so like your children are what a foot and a
half tall?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Come on, a little fellow hopefully not when they come out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
My god, the amount of stretching that would have to
be done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Oh no, an eight nation army.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
That's gonna hold him back. Morning Mash. But wake up,
rock card nurse. You can get through this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
They two. We had to drag ourselves to this point.
We made it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
We've made it across the finish line.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
There's a point where we all looked at each other.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
I was like, tell you to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Schedule for a morning radio show right after you come
off the holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
I think that's the bigger part, because, like when we
were in a flow in December, yes, like oh we.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Got we got to a place where it felt easy,
and I was like, Okay, this sucks for like an
hour when I wake up and I'm fighting through the
grogging andess to get ready.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
But once I'm in the car driving to work, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Not so not have to drink for two weeks. Yeah,
just stay up till midnight every.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Night, drink you hate terrible food.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
The entire time, stayed up past your bedtime, which was
nine o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
For me, like whoa, you're crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
It's like, oh my god, what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
At ten ghettos might go wild tonight, might make it
till double digits midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
No, ten, I won't lie.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I was up till like four on New Year's and
I was like, what am I doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
What is life?

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Why this one starts coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
You're like, oh, man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
I've worked nights in radio for so long that staying
up for New Year's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Just kind of like loses its kick. It's like, oh,
it's midnight again again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Well we did it. We stayed up, and I'm gonna
keep doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Nothing place where, Like my daily alarm went off and
I was like, wait, oh my god, why am I still.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Awake right now?

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
I didn't use an alarm The whole time I had.
I was starting to fall apart as a human house.
I need some structure in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Yeah, and clearly you've regained this structure and you're.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Now very much a human. I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Well, we're gonna find out how human we are tomorrow. Yeah,
you wrapped up early tonight. We'll see if this works'
that's you. That's your curse. That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
And then I won't be able to go to sleep.
I have medicine for that five o'clock. Do you guys
take sleeping medicine?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
No, you should.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
It helps immensely.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I'll get groggy. Did I take a Bena drill and
then I up the next day? I feel terrible?

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
What I take does not make you groggy. I found
out because that was given it to my dog, and
I asked her about because it was first sleeping for
the dogs. I figured this has got to be mellow, right.
I asked her about it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
She's like, yeah, you could take it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Yeah, it's called that's.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Because I got lost in the mall when I was
a child.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
And now you take dog medicine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
So I won't say the medicine, but it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Anybody wants to know any of hump robots.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
A lot of this is making pump robots and I
never see vacuums.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
I just want them to carry me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Just let me hop up in the air and like,
you know, if you were to hop up, like someone
caught you, pick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
You up and put you against a wall kind of deal. No,
I get that, I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Wow, there's so many things.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
You tell me. I'd like to know what is appealing
about robots to you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Walt's next Strong. Walt is back.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
They're friendly and they're handsome.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
How can they be friendly they're robots.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Oh well, programming would be friendly and fun.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
You could just joke every ten minutes. That never mind,
you can't, and you're right, that's not gonna get your friends.
We're gonna good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
We're gonna continue with ninety five minutes commercial free on
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