Back 2 PAC: NYASFP: ep. 179

The Fans are back and firing on all cylinders. Listen to the Fans chat about Mid season football. The Fans also talk about playoff baseball aswell. Listen for AFB's and AFU's. Hear what The Fans have to say this week!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's okay. You have to have CT kicked in from
the last time. What happened to the dojo stays in asana?
But then yet it's still lead to the internet.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Self burn.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Those are there?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
This is a family friendly podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
You are now listening to the not your average sports
fans podcast. Now here's your host, Alec Bichelman and the fans.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Where am i?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
This is weird?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
This place is new? There new place to you, guys?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
What's this? Huh?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
This new place to you? Guys?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Huh? Where we been?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Who?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Who are you guys?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Wait a minute?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did we wake up from a really a minute? I
think I woke up from a really long nap?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you agree?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm really well in the dream or somebody else's dream
me absolutely, ship.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I don't know what dream I just had over the past.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Has it been a month?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I think yes, it has been a month.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Welcome to our Travis Sports Fans podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
What's up? Bitches?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Welcome back? It has been a hot minute.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
You know, this is the thing called life sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Dault you guys, not recommend you.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Guys probably thought we were done. Well, guess what We're
not done yet. We're back, We're back, we are back
name back again.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Hangover both Jesus, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Been a hot minute.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well, I know what I gotta do with the sick
wife and watch the damn movie.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're right, I gotta go do that. Well, she was
the one that showed me. I never had actually watched
it myself until you watched like three. Yeah, good, Well
that was what we did. We would have spent that
entire weekend one, two, three, then I went home Sunday. Yes,
two might have slight. We've been better than one.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Three was a way to tie it all together.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
For three was a way to tie it all together.
But I don't think I enjoyed three as much.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Three was good because of how much it tied the
entire storyline. Yeah, with Bangkok all the way to the
first one.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I respect that. I think just general, if you had
to sit down and watch one of them, I think
two was the best.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
First one is still a classic.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I get that Stull getting decked by Mike Tyson hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Come on, I don't know. The trip to Bangkock was hilarious. So,
but what is on the mind, sir?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
When are we taking a trip to Bangkok.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm not into that. I'm not into that.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Well, I know they got.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Some pretty weird things over there, wild, especially from that
with that movie describes Yeah, I thought you were a
lady boy. No, no, oh man, god, it's been a month. Well,
we're on the final back half of the season. Some

(03:17):
things have not went the ways that we wanted it
to go. And you know, we are three and four
right now, but we do have a great shot at
the playoffs. We have to stay above five hundred though. Yes,
that's really all I'm going to say, because I seem
like every fucking time I talk about Elgin football on here,

(03:39):
I feel like we get our asses handed to us.
That week Ridgemont was the last time I was here.
That was the so statistically that was the first time
Elgin has been shut out, I want to say, in
three years. Wow, that's the first time. And then it
happened again at Worthington Christian. So man, all I gotta

(04:02):
say is we got to finish strong. That's the biggest
thing is execution has been killing us. On top of that,
personal life wise, I'm tired, mood, I'm tired all the time.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
I can't say that depending on the outcome of the season.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I mean, I'm not looking forward to it, but I
will say we're creeping on it. It's every stuff's starting
to get taxing. Getting up at four thirty in the
morning to go just get a get workout in and
then go to practice and well, I've been up since
four thirty this morning, so rid. Other than that, trying
to find a place to get married. That's it.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I understand that that's a tough one.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
That's a tough fuh look, finding out what we're going
to finalize and then finding out what we're gonna do.
I think we have an idea of what we're going
to do, but we just have to solidify it.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'll tell you what. Once you get that date selected
and it it's just a dash from there.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Dude. Well, we're trying not to make it that big
of a dash because the small thing is staying with us.
I'm not gonna spoil too much, but I will say
small is going to be key. Yeah, and so it's
more intimate and close I've been, Dude, I had five

(05:27):
weddings this year. I wasn't I was a part of
five weddings this year. Somehow, some way, and I'll tell
you when the last one finally came a couple of
weeks ago, I was happy for it to be over with.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I was like, holy shit, this is a lot like that.
I and just thinking about it and then taking everybody's
point of view, you know, it's it's definitely a lot.
But ended off with my buddy Ryan's was probably the
greatest one of the There's four, well five, five of
us that have been friends for fifteen plus years and

(06:08):
the first one just got married. Everybody thought it was
gonna be me first, but he ended up getting engaged
and squeezing it out before me, and next thing, you know,
I'm next. So we get to figure out what's what's
in store in the hole. Yeah, actually no, I'm not next.
Colton's next because they actually figured it out faster. They're
getting married in August. We're gonna try to shoot for November.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, so a November wedding. It's cheaper and it's not hot,
a lot cheaper, a lot less fans necessary.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Dude, your fans. Yeah, dude, you're a little mobile fan.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I am telling you now, I am investing.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
You're investing in Rio by minute, I am.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Getting to be honest with you. Maybe I should just
go for the whole fleet because, like I've been looking,
Ryobe has a bunch of different things that are like
just good in general.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Amazon.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
They have like scrub brushes and stuff that that move
into like that battery pack like things like that. It's
crazy other than just your power drills and things like that.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Huh yeah, yeah, I did not know that, dude, Like
it is much more than just power in a Ryobi
or a Makita coffee maker that ran off a battery
Makitaka because we made a running joke out work and
a microwave runs off battery packs.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Also, I think that's a Makida. I think Makita is
like the mobile office, like cooking stuff, and then Ryobi's
everything else.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
So funny funny thing is funny fact about Mikita. Yeah,
my dad actually named a dog Makita.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
We called it.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
We called her Keita. That was her name. The bad
thing is Keita got hit by the car. So yeah,
she got hit by a car.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
One.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
So the running joke is my mom killed Makita because
she let she let Keita out and she just ran
right to the road and a van just went.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
That's when we lived on summer lot.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, what a time, What a time?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
All right, I feel like I'm fucking mouth vomiting.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Hey, what's on the mind there, sir?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Uh, we'll not recommend a dull team. And it's been busy,
but obviously happy. It sucks ass fucking so LifeWise just
apparently live in the dream. Don't know whose dream, but
we're here. So sports wise, definitely good stuff happened. And
I was able to make it to watch a couple

(08:45):
of high high school football.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Definitely keep an eye on that.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
And he gave me a shout out. And I came
in the studio to help you with some postgame one
night too. She is always fun. I enjoyed chatting you.
It's so, it's all right, Pennsilana. One of these nights
we'll find a phone for you.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
We got what week seven of high school?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
This week eight?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Week eight?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, three more weeks, got a couple of weeks, man,
three weeks regular season, that's flying by then postseason yeah,
and speaking of postseason baseball, postseason, definitely guards are all right,
I mean one one, but.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
We'll bounce back.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh yeah, we will be talking about that.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Justish assports, especially because it's been will since we were
last year so chairman.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
And you're traveling circus shirt.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's been yeah exactly. Let me just cut up.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, we.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Don't know what you should have started the podcast like
we did in the old days, because I think now
we could.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Probably get away with it.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Probably we could probably just play like that first bit
of the song yeah and then just go yep.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
It truly hass But life's good, life's fast, life's going crazy.
I'm working every minute I can and taking every cent
that they give me. It's about it. We're that next
step that we're on is that house hunt that you
were talking so, dear lord, Oh yeah, I'm brother, it

(10:22):
ain't it ain't looking good. These percentages are scary, yep.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
And I'm fortunate enough I live in an area where
houses go up.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, these these percentages are scary. But this is not
a financial podcast, no economics here.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
But Dave Ramsey is a joke unless you are a millionaire.
Heard that from my financial consultant who's through the nights
of Columbus.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I'm not going to shout out his name.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, but it's going good. I'm happy to be back
in the studio. College football is absolutely the best thing
going on right now. Changed my mind. I'm pissed that
I didn't win pick'ems this week. Let alone tried to
almost tie the freaking Saints. Couldn't get a damn win
last night with the freaking Chiefs that have like ten
people out. But somehow, in freaking God's name, the Chiefs

(11:18):
somehow fucking win again. I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
But what which ref got blown for them to win? Now?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah? You finally? Yeah? I think actually this week was
nothing involving the ref. For the first fucking week of three.
They had three weeks where it was down to a
freaking call that got him a win. So yeah, but
it was just Derek Carr this week. But I digress, gentlemen.
I'm back in and guess what the best part about

(11:48):
being back in the studio is. What's that We get
mystery pizza back?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Oh dude, just being back I know, actually getting a
most up again.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Exactly most mystery pizza. They hooked us up.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
We got a mo of pep and mystery today. What
is this on? So hey? Check on Facebook? Turn is
that for you to remind yourself? Yes, I got you.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Make sure, it's on the podcast page. By the way,
I can.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Will I'm doing it right now. Thank you, sir. I'm
happy you said that.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I can smell this just sitting here.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Nice, it's it's good. We've had like a month to
like reset our palettes.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh yeah, our palates are very, very ready. And you
know the rules, mystery pizza Snippet's mouth. You know whatever
you gotta do. Wait, I don't one know what one
of these times I need to bring in a scale to.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
See how heavyizza heavy pizza says. Check out the Okay
on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Absolutely, check out the Okay Cafe on Facebook. Check us
out on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. I don't know if we
still do much on Instagram do.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
The social media presence is probably more.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Fat here an TikTok tiktoking out. We love you guys,
and we got another take back in. We're looking for.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
A million views on this one.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I would love the mood milk.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I would love a million.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Two I got two.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I picked up a good vibe.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
We've been duped again. We've been duped but rock and roll.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Four toppings to meat lovers? Okay, Pepperoni sausage, ham bacon.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That same boat. Pepperoni sausage, ham bacon.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Meat lovers, you can flip Pepperoni sausage onion. No, I
don't feel like the onion's there. Pepperoni sausage, mushroom green pepper.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Maybe that's I need a fingernail the way he just looked,
because that was the funniest fucking.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Look sleeper exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Absolutely, here we go three two one, ha, no freaking way,
the walk off walk off? Hey you Oh my god,

(14:16):
well you heard it here? You got it right, Zodi
Chris double up looks tasty. Though I was gonna.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Say, oh yeah, recording, I'm doing this literally.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
You know, one of these days they're gonna throw a
fifth topping in here.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, they're gonna throw us a freaking loop.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Hey. If anybody from the Okay Cafe actually listens to us,
which if you do, thank you for everything that you
guys do. I mean, it's awesome, you know, we get.
I love supporting local. That's kind of our biggest push,
even though we're not as primary and active as we
have been, but we will always pick a local chain
over anything else. M put Pineapple on the meat Lover's

(14:56):
and tell me it's bad.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
One. No, no, what I feel like that's like underrated, dude,
it's it's actually.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
It was a pineapple hater.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh what's the pizza that changed you?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Truly? Was a bacon pineapple pizza.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Bro, he's got tears.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
He's like the best part.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I was watching him eat it and he changed his
mind on it.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Wow, you know what, it's earned bravo because the pizza,
the pizza I said was a meat lovers with pineapple
is what changed me?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
That that would do it?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
I respect so the sweet, the salty, the savory.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Oh my god, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It makes you think of a baked honey ham with
the pineapple slices on it.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
But then it's on a pizza.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
If I could have one pizza made with my name,
like my name on it at the okay, it would
be a meat Lover's pizza with pineapple. Name it Doug
Doug's Pizza. We got the most Dougs heats Doug's Pizza,
Doug's Pie.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Ready to hear it? All right, I'm getting this posted.
Anybody who's listening, go watch MHM.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Pushing on places, go watch up more views, all the views.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Absolutely, I'm free adulting time to where I could post stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Too, right. I still never post as adamant as I
used to. Football just takes up so much time. I
haven't done an aluminum I haven't done a guess of
beer in a long time.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
And go viral. Okay, we are wait, hold on.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Go viral. Yeah for viral.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Pat McAfee at Pat McAfee at Pat McAfee.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Ay J Hall because he's also on McFee shows.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Age game dude.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
All right, gentlemen, when they read the Twitter comment about
Deshaun cracked, No, I That's why I shared it. I
was cracking.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Hilarious, bro, absolutely goofing.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Send back Osama Ben Watson back to Ping Young Pingying
Dong Ping Young or whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
That was die hilarious.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
But I agree with it. Though.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Gentlemen, we have some serious things to talk about, and
the most important serious thing that we talk about is baseball.
We all talked to baseball, so gentlemen, we need to
talk about what your playoff picture was and what your
worst team was.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
When did we do this?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
This was the start of baseball season, like the first.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Week of baseball. Yes, I think we did this right
after baseball started, like after a couple of days of this.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
So which one are we going with first? How it's looking?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Well, let's first, let's talk with the ones that I
think most of us might have gotten one or two?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
What were your worst teams in baseball?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Uh? The A's and Miami? I think were my two teams?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Well, bad news, it's not the As and the American No.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I think I had the A's and Miami. That's mine.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
You were damn close with Miami. Miami was second worst. Chris,
who'd you have?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I did athletics for the American League, National League? Oh yeah,
I thought I would crack up laughing if it's Saint Louis.
By knew it wasn't Saint Louis. I think I took
Did I take Washington? Was Saint Louis or Washington?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay? My worst? I got one of them.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I took the A's, who were not the worst. We
know who the worst in the AL was? Yes, but
I had the Rockies, and the Rockies were the worst
by one game. They had sixty Yeah. There, the Rockies
had sixty one wins. The Marlins were sixty two, so
they were very close to that. That record there the

(19:00):
worst team we now know and everybody knew the White
Sox were the worst team in the a L, A
well in the al center of the a L and
the MLB.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Like I passed White Sox Stadium when we went up
to Minnesota. Yes, how are they so bad? With that
nice of a stadium?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
They are talking about moving.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Them, and they talked, they talked about them.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
There's talks of moving them into a Midwest or coast
or West coast team something like that. Yeah, something like that,
probably Utah, you say West, Yeah, Midwest, probably Utah.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Or whatever now a hockey club.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, but I digress. So anyways, gentlemen, let's talk about
what our standings were in the n L. We'll start,
but we'll start with the n L because I okay,
I don't know, it's just first on mine. We're just
gonna rock through it.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
So had what was the second online? But I had
the NL East had I had the Braves.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, see the braves. I had the Braves.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
What do you have for the East?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
You have the braves? Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
The Central? I had Milwaukee wish she had? Right?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I had the Reds winning the Central I.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Also had the Reds winning the Central so I got
that right.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Okay, so two for two west. I had the Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I also had the Dodgers, and I have the freaking
money bags, oh Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
So we have that one, right, We all had that, right.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I'm three for three, okay. Wild Card one was Cincy.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Cincinnati did not make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Did not make the playoffs.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
There's three for four.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Second wild card was pitt Pittsburgh, do not make it.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Three for five, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
And my last wild card was Arizona.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Make it just literally was fighting for the last.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's a real straight shooter over there, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I had two teams make it from the National because
I had the Phillies.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
As my wildcard one.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
My wildcard two was the Diamondbacks, which just fell short,
and then the Pirates, which yeah, I think they did
better than it's not.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I had Dodgers, I had the Reds. I had the
Braves for all their divisions, and I was wrong with
the Reds. But I had the Phillies as a wild card.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Shit, that's the one.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I didn't have the Diamondbacks. Well, I had the Diamondbacks
and then I had the Cubs. I don't know why
the hell I put the Cubs there? What the fuck
was that?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
You know? I think that was one too that we
looked at you and said the Cubs.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Looked at me.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It was the better Chicago team.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I could say that the White Sox are nowhere on
my ale.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, they weren't even on my worst teacher. So they
were so bad. You know what was that?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I think I said second or worst?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe so al Al, I feel like this could be
a home run for a couple East the Yankees, uh
al East.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I had the Orioles, so Dalton and I were right
because the.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
One for me Ale Central. I had Detroit.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I had Detroit for the Central as well. I was incorrect, Guardians,
just get your decade.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Detroit still made it on two for two.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
I well, I'm technically two for two because the Orioles
and the Tigers both made it.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, two for whatever, because I had the Dodgers filled.
Actually the Brags made the playoff there fifty.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
We actually kind of know sports, Okay, Al West, I
had the Rangers, continue.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I had the I had the Apple Watch Astros.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I had the trash Cans as well, and the Astros
one of the West.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yes they did.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yeah, I did not have the Stros in here at all.
Wild Card one, I had the Guardians.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Hey, you still got the point the point point.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
So let's that three for four.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Wildcard two, I had Boston.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, all right, all right, wasn't a bad pick, but
it wasn't a good one.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
The Angels.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I want to know what I am happy I didn't
with the Angels on this list.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Hey, that wasn't well, wait a minute, because you lost that.
Wait a minute because you were talking with the Angels.
Then he talked on here's my.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Wild ones coming out.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Here's the funny one.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
If you look at my alecs, my world series, the
only one I don't have. Yeah, Texas interesting, Okay, that's
all right, Texas in La plan.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
That's all right because my freaking playoff run is shot
out of the woods. But anyways, to finish the American League, Yes,
my three wild cards, I had the Texas Rangers didn't work,
the Baltimore Orioles in which they made, and then I
had the sleeper of the Boston Red Sox, which they
were right there fighting but could not finish. Seattle had

(23:50):
a better shot than them, but the freaking Central stood out,
and I said, I'm fine losing the American Thank you,
American League Central, best Division and baseball chap In my mind.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
My three wild cards, I had the Rangers bad move,
the Mariners bad move, and the Guardians great move. What
real good move? We all we all bad at five hundred.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
We all bad at five hundred.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
We're not bad now. I don't want to talk about
these playoff pictures because this playoff picture is well.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
My playoff picture is still alive because I.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Can have the Dodgers.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
I have the well so I have the atl and
the Dodgers, and I have the Guardians left. So my
playoffs could actually pan out.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Not yours, no.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Mine, not either.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Damn. I'm the only want alive right now.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I have Dodgers. If the Dodgers do anything, I can
do that, but I have to lose their.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Standing that can play for the championship and the series.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I am hoping the Padres win the pennant because then
I'm at least right that the Dodgers didn't get a pennant.
That would make me right here. That's all I can
get right from now. So I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
We can guess playoffs, playoffs.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
When we start getting into when we start getting into
the penance in the championships. I ain't there and it
ain't no Way Hills, But.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
That was good to revisit that here.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yeah, you can put that away.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Hey be bad at five hundred.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Hey, we're not bad.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
We're not bad.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
We don't suck.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
We're actually better. We're better than most sports pickers.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, not bad, that's not bad at all.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
What there might be a little bit of a resurrection
to a conference.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, you're correct.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The Pack twelve is going to add more teams here
before long?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
The package.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
But now there's more.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
The pack is back.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Who are they taking mount West teams.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
They took, they're taking five of the Mountain Wise.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I got this Boise State Technology, Fresno State, Colorado State,
san Diego State, Utah State. Utah State is not that
bad of a pickup.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Boys, he definitely, he's not terrible.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
San Diego State depends, Colorado State.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
No one hurts, Colorado State hurts.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
But there is another team joining the Pac twelve.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
But I got a tall boy involved in a six pack?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, and this is a special tall boy A shit
because even though this tall Boy does not have a
football program. Their basketball team has been.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Standing out. In the men's program.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
You want to take a while, guess what that program
is Gonzaga. What Gonzaga is joining the PAC twelve.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yes, yes, you're kidding me.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yes, no, they just announced it. Gonzaga is gonna look
to join the Pac twelve.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yes, for basketball.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Every sport that they have, they have. They don't have
a football team. Okay, so right now by Gonzaga basketball.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
That is irrelevant, irrelevant, but it's.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Still in the news.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Another good another school that's pretty much at an FCS
level or in the smaller.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Team that got beat in the first round for no,
that was Villanova.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Gonzaga has been competing eight usually Elite eight. They did
have one year they made it to the Final four
and the national championship because they were playing Baylor and
everyone thought Gonzaga literally had the shot.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
And then Baylor said.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
You know who their coach is, right, but Gonzaga's coach yeah,
Mark Few.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh, I must be off.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Who do you think it was?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
His first name is Mark hold On? I thought was
Mark Few?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Wrong?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Nope, wrong, Fronk school. Don't worry about it and dumbs
don't worry about. Yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy.
That's Mark, that is corect that's the guy. That's the guy.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
We had another coach for a new package school. That's why.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
That's the guy. That's the guy. That's the guy.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I'll have litits now for five that's literally what you
just did.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Now now lit its now, that is let it snow
for five hundred and uh well, Sara, you also wrote
up another fun piece to me. The today is UTEP
will also be joining the Mountain West.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oh what UTEP? Which, ye, yes, I'm gonna join the
West Miners.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
That's a bad place to mind.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
That's middle bump fuck nowhere, yeah, middle nowhere out there.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I mean, Mountain West had a few Texas schools at
one point too, so this is.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Just yeah, it would probably be the West Side, So
it be what utup U t s A.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, U TSA is in the American now they moved
you're pretty much years another team.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Well here, hold on you, thank you, sir. You actually
just put a pole whole piece in here of some
different teams that are getting moved around. So that was
just a PAC twelve and a little bit of the
Mountain West.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Raggy shout out to Forbes Sport too.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
That's where we pulled the site.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
From Conference us A. Delaware will be moving from Coastal
Atlantic to at the FCS level to the FBS.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah I knew that.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, we mentioned that before because we said the true.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Wing helmet, the true.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Has coming to.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
The Missouri State will be moving in the Missouri Valley Conference.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Anybody listening what.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Missouri Missouri State got the nod. They're going to be
an FBS level from the They're going Missouri Valley to
the Conference USA. So long story short or how I'm
going to describe it. Conference USA is the new school
conference because if you're looking to make the change from
FCS to FBS, you're wanting to join the Conference the

(30:15):
USA because they've been.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
The Conference USA is not going to do soon.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
UTEP is one of them because I think Conference.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yes, UTEP is one leaving and U Mass is going
to the MAC. But I think we covered that because that.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
It came out a while. But you know it's good
for the refresher.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, that's about all the masses an independent and they're
joining the Conference Yes, Conference USA.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
All right, let me do this. I'm just going to.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Click on it because I know there was I don't
know the full discussion, but one team might be leaving
the the.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
USA to go to sum.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
But so at this point it might be Florida State.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Missouri Valley's going into this conference, Missouri State. Oh, they're
about to get throttled, all right, Sam, Houston State, Liberty
Western Kentucky, Kansas State.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Cut.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
That's batter. Ken Gott shout out to my boy Johnny
Rupp Knnessas State. He's a strength conditioning coach down there.
Louisiana Tacks Mid Ten, New Mexico State, UTIP, Florida International,
Jacksonville State, New.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Mexico State might be on the move too. I think
New Mexico State is going to join them.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
That's going to be welcome to FBS football for them.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yep, just like Ken and getting this year and both
Jacksonville State and same Houston State.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Where is that?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
It is what we got right now?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
That is everything.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
It's a re alignment before long.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
So oh yeah, I want to go ahead and publicly
apologize I was thoroughly wrong about the location of me
saying that going to the West Coast was terrible for
Big ten football.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Dude, it's been awesome. It's been awesome.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I have no say other than I was shocked.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I am still shocked.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Cooked.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
I'm not cooked, just shocked.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
I'm just shocked I didn't get cooked, ass hat.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
No, right, at least cook me medium rare. No, that's
that's pretty much well done for me.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Crisp Jeffrey do.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Uh No.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
I oh god.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
USC hanging in with Michigan was awesome. Yes, and then
Michigan into Washington more bad. It's fantastic, so fantastic.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Mh.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
I'm thoroughly excited to see how the rest of the
season pans out. Now it's definitely throwing a wrench into
what Big ten football used to be.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh absolutely.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
A couple of weeks ago, I was watching Sorry I'm
the USC Wisconsin. It wasn't bad, but then Wisconsin second
half just couldn't get clicking in the USC correct of
what needed to be corrected, and it was different.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
The big elephant in the room, literally the elephant in
the room. Is anybody going to talk about the big elephant?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
First of all, we were talking about what we call
is the best conference in college football, which is Big Ten. Yeah,
now you mentioned an elephant. I think you're saying that wrong.
We need to talk about. What we need to be
talked about is the true powerhouse of the SEC.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Commodore's. Yeah, we almost did that perfect.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Down in.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
That was in Music City.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
All I want to say is to have a fucking
camera on that goalpost going through.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Did you guys see how far they walked?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
How far it was? It was three miles.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
The video that was taken, which is one of the
closer bars, was from the Florida, Georgia Linehouse. You're still
a quarter mile away shipped from the river. Jesus, you're
a quarter mile away?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, I still the river actually back in March, because.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
That was the closest bars. Kid Rocks, right, It's right, actually,
Kid Rocks. They would have walked right by it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, through the goal posts in the river. Saturday night,
Sunday it was still there for Titans football. And actually
I think the Titans had a week. I can't remember anyone.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Should have by week.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Fucked me and but anyway, Sunday night they fished it out.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
So dude, I I switched to that game, yes, because
when I knew Ohio State was handling Iowa and the
game was going to be over.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
There was just scared to the business.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I had to switch to that game. I had to
if I wouldn't have. I am not calling myself a
football fan.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I also had the Georgia Auburn just to see if
Georgia was.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
And then to wake up to four more upsets. On
top of that, there's five total upsets.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Dude, dude, I should have been another one because Miami
should have lost.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Miami should have lost.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
There should have been them going would have all hopped
on that car and Marshawn would have had them driving
through Berkeley like nothing. Oh yeah, I definitely are pigs
sueing a break in eleven ten at night when Rocky
Top got a little bit rockied, Rocky Top got rocked.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, dude, shout out for rocks.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
That one big losses.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yes, Alabama lost to Vanderbilt. Yes, number one is down. Yes,
Michigan lost to Washington.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yes, Missouri got routed by A.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Y got routed by A and m I watched.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
A little bit of that one lost lost Arkansas?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Who big suey?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
They broke out that same family guy clip?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Why am I drawing a blank? Who else lost?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Pull it up?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Else lost.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I'm supposed to know U n LV lost to Syracuse, Yeah,
because they were and everything. Yeah they were, dude. Their
second string quarterback was just as good as that first
string quarterback that they had.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh yeah that that bullshit. Yeah n i L didn't
come through.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, Georgia beat Auburn, Penn State b U c l A.
Miami barely beats California, Michigan moses to Washington, US Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota,
Big Mess beats South Carolina, Iowa State beats Baylor, Clumpson
beats Florida State, Boise he beat Utah State. Louisville lost

(37:30):
s m U.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Logo was a small unty. That's a good upset an ac.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
The Ponies are on the ride for the a CC.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Right now, go illegal n IL deals.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
They have a better record than Clemson.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
So i'msit that since we haven't been doing this as often,
I've had to resort to pickham's on the fantasy thing.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, and I'm now because of last week, and I
picked a couple upsets thirty three and.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Twenty six in my pick'em's.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty hard. Yeah, it's pretty hard
to do it.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
All I'm trying to think is how Alabama went from
beaten and the classic game against Georgia at well in Tuscaloosa.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Letting Georgia come back, yes, then beating them yes, yes,
to lose to Vanderbilt.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yes, even though in my book, Alabama was literally given
the perfect blueprint on how to beat Georgia and they
literally were taking care of business because Kentucky exposed Georgia
the week two weeks before, because Georgia had the my wee.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
You guys understand the statistic now with Alabama? Oh yeah,
Alabama in the past five years three years is oh
and two in Tennessee. Yes, yes, that is a great statistic.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
And all I know is Vandy trolled after because Nick
Saban said it's easy to win on Vanderbilt.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
So did you guys ride that troll? Did you guys
watch that Baman game at all?

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Or no? Yeah? I watched the second half, Okay, did
you watch the end of it?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
The last thirteen Yeah, that's unsportsman like.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Okay, the corner, I mean, here's this is a this
is what people have to understand.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I'm glad you brought that up.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, because I wanted to hear what you guys had.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
So this is this is all I have to say
about it. Short, sweet, to the point. Lose like a winner.
That's not losing like a winner. That's why I think
this is a completely different Alabama team that we're seeing.
But I think a lot of Alabama fans didn't thoroughly
grasp that until now. Yep, Okay, go you know Georgia

(39:54):
comes to your house, you get a big lead on him,
they climb back. You still clawed a dub ye, But
go to Vanderbilt lose because, first off, if you didn't
watch that game, that was a defensive coordinator's nightmare of
a game. Seventy five total score points made me want
to vomit. It was bad with Alabama having one of

(40:19):
the top defenses, if not the top two defense in SCC.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Yeah, excuse me, Damn, Pepperoni's getting to me.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It gets to.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Here's what I gotta say.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Should there'd be anything taken out on that player, No
social media thrashed him, Oh for sure, but you have
identified yourself as a wink weak link to the team.
Now it's probably handled within the house.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I hope, because they both came out. They both came
out and said something the next morning.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
So I would say this, you know, this is the
Alabama team we're going to see. This is what pisses
me off. Vanderbilt hasn't been ranked and how.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Long twenty sixteen was the last time they were ranked.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
I believe. So how does Miabama lose to a two
and two.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Team and drop to seven?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yes, I don't.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
We've always talked about SEC bias. That's not SEC bias,
that's just pure bias to a team.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Absolutely, that one's pure bias. If that was Georgia, they
would have dropped further. If it was Kentucky and let's
say can that was.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
To Bio State, they would have dropped probably past twelve.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
We would have been in the fifteens, say fifteen sixteen. Yes,
so let me let me just give you a little
number here to tell you and show you what the
picture is of the twenty five. And it kind of
annoys me.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
It really annoys me.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It really really freaking Texas was on idol. First thing. Okay,
they changed this because I was looking at this the
other day and it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
So you get at a fans Top twenty five too,
by the way, Yeah, someone like our j Young.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Absolutely, but we'll run down this really quick. Texas at one,
oh Ohio State at two, Oregon at three, Penn State
at four, Georgia at five, Miami at six. Crazy to me,
Alabama at seven, crazy to me, Tennessee at eight should
be higher, Ole miss at nine, and I think that's
a good spot form Clemson at ten, Iowa State at eleven,

(42:39):
Notre Dame at twelve, Jesus LSU at thirteen, b Yu
at fourteen, Texas A and M at fifteen. To be honest,
surprise that didn't go up a little bit higher for
A and m Utah sixteen, Boise State seventeen, Indiana eighteen
wild run by Indiana. We should talk about that for
five seconds.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Guys four and oh they are four and o.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Six and they're four and oh, I think is not
enough in conference? Is that enough in conference? Have they
had four games?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
You look at Okay, so they're four and o in conference.
That's where you were crazy though.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Whynically, Indiana as highering the standings because we had a
bye week.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
They have Oklahoma nineteen, Kansas State twenty, wow, Missouri twenty one.
Pitt undefeated by the way twenty two, now twenty three,
Michigan twenty four, fill gayzy on that one, by the way,
and SMU at twenty five. Absolutely asinine that Michigan is

(43:45):
at twenty four. And I am telling you that now
even though I know they lost to what one ranked
team and one unranked but now.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Ranked two losses.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well, no, they're not even ranked anymore. Washington's not Washington.
They didn't even rank them this week. That's wild.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, Washington had four votes to get into the top
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
How do you lose to an unranked team is still
unranked and still be in the ranks? Why old? Okay,
change my mind?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
You ready for me to blow this out of the water.
Throw it down for the fourth year in a row.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Run it who Carris?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
The CFP standing is the only thing that matters.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Absolutely, you're correct, But Stutch month left. It's first week
in November.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's week what we're week seven?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
This seven?

Speaker 5 (44:27):
This is the first week I was. I swore it
was always week seven.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Or we're gonna take a look.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Based on not till November from when I last heard.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Why that's late, that's super late.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
It might be a little before right before and every.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Year they did the four. I swore it was week
seven or maybe week eight.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
I was thinking week in nine, week ten.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Give me your guesses, week give me a week.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
I'm gonna say week eight.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Well I don't know what week that is. Sorry, I
have a day.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Uh is it in October? No?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah, it's November week nine.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, November fifth.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, because it's the same night as election night.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
November November fifth is the first night that they will released.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yep, I remember hearing something late.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
It is it is, but it makes sense because you
got to get through some important games.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes, like that's one we got coming up. Because now
it's two v three.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Twelve, your favorite day, your day of the week where
you're gonna literally shut your phone off.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
This is the week I've been waiting for. Yes, the
problem is I might be at Wittenberg.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
I'm down there with the Haitians.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
So we will. I want to talk about this weekend
coming up. I just want to give three seconds of
shine to Indiana for the fact that they're playing really
well right now against good teams. Not the best teams.
They haven't played a ranked teams games, but they're playing
good teams. They have beat three Big Ten teams, So

(46:02):
you the four to oh in conference was incorrect, But
they're three and they have the best best record in conference.
By the way, nobody else has three wins in conference. Yeah,
nobody else has played three games.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Yeah, played three games.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
They have the best record in all of the Big Time.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Who states only played Michigan State and Iowa.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Well, and the bad part is we have another bye
weekend two weeks. But all right, I digress, and Indiana
has a by bye week this weekend. That's right now,
we can get on into this weekend because Indiana has
deserved that.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Moment of plants your asses and get ready to watch
college football all day.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Yes, yeah, we got a red River shootout. We got
a red River shootout. Texas State Fair, Yes, Ohio, State
of Oregon seven thirty Penn State USC Yes.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Ah, that's just the main headliners.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
I think. I think game day is going to be an.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oregon Eugene Oregon in college game days there, which honestly
I figured they'd be there for red River.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
That is surprising, but bigger than Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Two and three be bigger. But I was just thinking,
so maybe.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
There you guys understand there's a very large chance of
this one statistic happening that Ohio State wins this weekend. Yes,
Penn State wins this weekend.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yes, Texas loses.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Yes, Number one Ohio State will play number two Penn State.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
If we keep the number one spot because we have
a bye week after.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
This week, Texas, we'd be an idol.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I get it. We wouldn't. We would technically be there
would be no other team to try to reach where
we're at in terms.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Of our less Penn State play somebody before us.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, I can look chicking. You're checking the Penn State schedule.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
So but I saw that on Twitter this morning that
was very from mister Ohio.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Well, you never know, they could be trying to on
Wisconsin before they play US.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Dude, Wisconsin. I'm very disp ca.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Cam Branda's escape place this year.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I'm very disappointed. I'm week Yeah, I'm very disappointed because
that coaching staff is the majority of the guys that
we're at Cincinnati, and I'm very disappointed in how they're performing.
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, Dalton, let's talk about this joked you know about
recruits choked recruiting.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Yeah, Well, if Matt fucking Rule can recruit.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Dudes in Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Well, Matt Rule recruited dudes because his coaching staff is
his freaking nephew.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
That's true, that dudes Rule Matt is gonna be like.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
It's cool, But in seven years it might be something else.
Matt Rule fucking flew out to Nebraska and got his
balls ague, that's what the hell he got.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Wait, why the fuck didn't that corn kid from Ohio?
Just why wasn't that Nebraska swear?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
But but let's talk about this. It is going to
be so much easier to sell Cincinnati, Ohio, which I know,
very dangerous city by the way, So much easier to
sell Cincinnati, Ohio to a player than it is to
go to Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Madison was Madison, Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
You think that there's a bigger Do you think there's
more to do in Madison, Wisconsin?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Dude? Madison, Wisconsin is like top one of the top
five party schools in the nation. Okay, what is Cincinnati
they have? They have the Reds and the Bengals.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
R not in the ghetto.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Have you ever been down to that campus? Highly recommend
taking a trip down because you don't want to go back.
Why would I want to go then exactly?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
So why would you want to go?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I was gonna go.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Okay, yeah, Madison, Wisconsin on the way up to Minnesota.
What's the two things you can get in Wisconsin?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Beer and cheese? Beer and cheese. Those two things that.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
I'd rather have that than feting on crack?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Hey what about Cincinnati Chi?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Shitty fucking Cincinnati Chili? First off, gold Star, you suck.
Skyline is better.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I love Skyline Star success.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Huh. I was gonna say, he eats sleeves ambry the
Skyline Chili.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Add spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
I tried inverted three way. Really yeah, it was weird
with the dude being on top a clip.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I bro, you have to go into Skyline now order
it that way?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Can I get the dude on top of.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
My throw.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Having air cheese burned all the way down to uh?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Well, fucking a. If you're not, if you're not taking
the oyster crackers and putting the hot sauce on the
oyster crackers, are you really living life?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Absolutely, that hot sauce. There's something I don't know. I
don't get.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
It's the vinegar.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
It's got something. But hell of a good weekend for
college football this week, absolutely helping.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Which one games off here shortly.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Uh, we're not too far off from ripping them off.
I've I've got it ready for our picks.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Well, we got a couple of things of the big
time football we'll talk about, you know, the thirty two.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Well, let's start talking the thirty two.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
There, Buster Brown, thirty Yo, got fucking fired.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah he gone, And uh, Aaron Rodgers bring him in
as defensive coordinator because we suck ass anyway, He's a
good DC.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
That's why I said bringing.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
In as DC. Yeah, well, Aaron Rodgers hasn't done a
you know, enough trips.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
At this point, the manager specifically said that Aaron Rodgers had.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
No say, oh, I believe it, you do.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
I want to know what you're talking about, to be honest.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Hold on, hear me out.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
You're talking about a guy that used to play for
a franchise that was owned by the city of Green Bay. Yeah,
now there's an actual owner.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Yeah, Yeah, he did have something to say. I don't
think he made the final decision.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Rogers.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
He was a very big win inside of the conversation,
but I don't think he was.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
He's catching some heat, yeah, especially because when the manager
goes has to say, oh, by the way, Aaron Rodgers
did not influence this at all.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Why did you bring it up then?

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Then?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Why was it brought up?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Awkward? Weird?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Because not gonna lie on the sideline.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Last Thursday night whenever the Thursday night game.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Was Remember we haven't been here for a month.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Well that there was, there's been more anyways.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yes, so yeah, he's fired. The Browns suck, dude, the
Brown's make me heat Sundays again.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
I went on that huge rant a month ago, and
I feel like it went nowhere. Guys. You need to
spread the podcast more.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Not you guys, these guys.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yeah, yeah, got you off that tab. You guys, we
got answers.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Here's where the we talked about the CFP growing before
they even talked.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
About it, absolutely, and now we're talking about Deshaun Watson
needs to get benched.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
You're Here's what I've been telling everybody.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Eight dobs.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Oh sorry, you're not.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Gonna You're not gonna bench two hundred thirty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Oh oh, I know you're not going to for a.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Twenty Will we pay Jamis?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Three year twenty sounds about right, three year twenty Mel
you're not benching a two hundred and thirty mil for
a three year twenty mil.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I don't last there's a loophole. Well, there's a loophole,
but it won't happen.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
You know, I'm just throwing this out there based upon
watching the game this past weekend. Do you think that
the offensive line is also saying fuck it?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
The whole team is saying fuck it for how they block.
The whole team is saying fuck it.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Like I was watching it, and you know, I'm not
saying I was a high level guy as a defensive lineman.
I mean, I played college ball, but I played low
tier college. But I've studied enough offensive linemen you kind
of get a tick of some common similarities. When guys
don't want to block, they don't want to block.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, when guys don't want to move, they don't move,
they don't move.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
So when guys want to overset, they overseet.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Let me just give you a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Oh no, thought of hold on?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Do you have your timpoil hold on.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
And verse that here we go.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Okay, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
The offensive linemen are not blocking to try to get
him hurt so that they have a little pole in
that contract. Yep, because doesn't won't he get a cut?

Speaker 5 (55:15):
You know what the biggest loophole is what someone just
has to put a fine on him.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Well, somebody just has to put a rape allegation out
on him. And there was one actually out. But the
problem is it gotten all boyd because it fell through. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Now I'm not saying someone go out there and do that.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oh no, that's wrong. You should have been doing that,
totally wrong. You know, yeah, you should never wrong do that.
But on the other hand, if he were to get hurt,
which I don't think anybody is wishing that upon anyone.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
I would never wish it upon a player.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
No, that's the wrong way to do it. But on
the other hand, the lineman look at it as this way.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
He is going to Philly, so let's find out if he.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Doesn't play enough games, he won't make enough money.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
The two the two he might Philadelphia, yea, the Philadelphia Bulldogs.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
I think that might be the conspiracy theory to look at.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
That's I like your theory. Here's the problem with your theory.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
I don't think that it's it's legitimate enough.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
It's more legitimate to.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Just not do your job than it is to actually
really really not do your job and actually get somebody hurt,
and it'd be intentional for the entire However, many people
are watching the game to see subtly as Oh, I'm
going to take a heavier past step, I'm gonna sit
back harder, I'm gonna get more pressure. Dude, there's you're

(56:40):
telling me, excuse me, You're playing on a professional team.
You made the fifty two, yep, and you can't fucking
block another professional in front of you.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
There's problems there.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Uh huh yeah. Is it schematics?

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Is it coke?

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Where is it just the will? Personally? As a coach
myself at a different level, we had to ask ourselves
about that. One day we had it. I mean, I'll
be honest. Where we're sitting is not great.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Excuse me.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
We had to have a come to Jesus moment. Yeah,
with the kids, dude, Cleveland's got to have a come
to Jesus moment.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Uh huh, yes, very much so.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
And I don't know what it is about. If Nick
Chubb's not out there, We're not a running team. We
got forward he can run, He's Uh what happened to
all the tight end, pop passes, n Joku's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
He's fine, he's great.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Did we not stay money for Amari Cooper?

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
The checkdown is real, gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
And Jerry Judy is one of the fastest fucking wide
receivers we have. Yeah, yes, can't find a couple guys,
just block an extra second for Jerry Judy, Mara Cooper,
David and Joku.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Or a slot fucking running back to get open in
the flats.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Yeah, just saying I'm done, I'm done now, yeah, Chris,
any final words, colorful end.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
It's fun pieces other than the fact that your Panthers
might not be the worst team in the National FOOTBA.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
League, where just factory sum is two point oh at
this point.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Absolutely mistake on the ocean and Dulton's actually not that bad.
Mistake on the ocean, not on the lake.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
We're a few miles away from the ocean.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
It's close.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
And Andy Dalton's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah he's not. But it's all ready to be like, Okay, put.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
The rookie, put our youngster back in yep. So I
don't know what the front office is doing, but.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I will tell you what we will give you. David
Tepper and Poe Jangles. If you take him off our hands, anybody,
just anybody pass.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Yeah, you know, just like that Marshall head coach saying
we'll take anybody from Ohio state for biscuits and an
il Tutors Biscuit World. Oh n I l I'll get
you all the free biscuits you want.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
I'll take that deal.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Oh absolutely, I'll come out of retirement.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
I heard that, and I'm like, I'll come back.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Have you ever had Tutors Biscuit World.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
No, sir, highly fucking recommend it, life changing experience.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Oh yeah, dude, I gotta go back. You gotta get
a bacon, egg and cheese, and you.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Gotta get a sausage, egg and cheese and biscuit, biscuits
and gravy on your first go sh especially and if
they have the dessert biscuit or the breakfast the like
the cinnamon biscuit.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Yeah gotta get that.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
So what you're saying is just do a platter and
enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
They do do platters, beautiful, They actually do, actually do platters.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
M Yeah, I forget what's on.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
The platter, but I got a bacon of sausage and
sausage and gravy and a cinnamon biscuit the first time
I went, and it was life changing.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
That sounds like changing experid.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
The closest one is in Huntington, West Virginia, exactly three.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
We are Marshall. Anyways, Well, good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
News, gentlemen, a life changing experience is coming to you.
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, I gotta go potty.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
We'll be back five he is, what about it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Hey? Hey hey, my ballbot team is the youngest team.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Fuck you, We'll be back, hey, chairman. Here the fans
and I just wanted to thank you for listening to
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(01:00:41):
and iHeartRadio. And now back to the fans. Now the
moment you've been waiting for the fans weekly AFB's and
a fus. Oh man, yeah, it truly has had to

(01:01:26):
run it back. H had to run it in. Well, brother,
it's a b's a fus.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
I think fucking Chris shared this cough with me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Wow, what sharing is caring?

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
But not in that way, buddy, I didn't start coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, so AFB a us I think, and of course
he goes walking out. I think we all as a
collective have the same a f B for the week,
and I wanted him to be here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
I think this is the first time that we've all collected.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
You had the same af I think we've had one.
Was it over the same topic?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
To be honest with you, I believe it has.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I think it's always been because you gotta think it's
only been us three for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
It has so.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
When it was more of us, yeah, we'd have some
intermingles of different stuff. I think this is the first
time all three of us can actually collectively agree. This
is a big bump.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah, And gentlemen, that's the Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
It's the Cleveland Browns organization.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It might be just flat out Deshaun Watson. It might
be the Browns organization. It could be the Fron Office,
it could be Kevin Stefanski. It's whoever you want to
fucking blame in the city of Cleveland right now about
the horrible, horrible team that they are putting on every time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
The bad part is is the only thing that anybody
from the Cleveland area who is a Cleveland fan of
any sort has to believe in right now is the
Guardians all the Cleveland ride.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I have zero faith in this Browns team.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Yeah zero, You're a factory of sadness.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I'll see you Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Agreed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Can we get to the fun one?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Nay boughts in the Calgary because that's how he wants
to play anyways, Absolutely so, because my mainly was but yeah,
what's your.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Unit this week?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Sir dude. I've been saving this one. I'm ready for
a minute. I I can't remember, okay, I I just
came back from Wisconsin and uh Minnesota. I didn't even
say this, and it pisses me off that it took
me a month later. Dude, authentic Wisconsin cheese, curds and beer. Dude,

(01:03:47):
that is my absolute fucking unit. I miss it, like
I just miss how it. Just the food was so Midwestern,
and I here's the thing. I like Southern foods and
like Creole Cajun barbecue. Dude, fucking Wisconsin and Minnesota. There's

(01:04:11):
a reason why people are fat as ship in the Midwest.
They love their ranch dressing. Okay, dude, shout out to
fucking authentic Midwestern food.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Shout out to ranch dressing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Shout out to ranch dressing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Not you hitting value, you fucking bitch, blue tasting motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
We're talking about that restaurant ranch.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Would get that restaurant ranch, or go get that Kroger ranch. Actually,
go get that Ken's Steakhouse ranch.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
That's the one I'm on right now. Broke bro No, dude,
it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Ken's Steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
It probably goes Hidden Valley than Ken's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Is the bad.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
No, Ken's is actually pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
I don't know, big dog.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Look at me, Look at me, Look at me.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
The ranch queen herself, whose name is Sarah, says Ken's
is better than In Valley. Yeah, be better, fucking assholes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Ken's is better than Kroger.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Okay, what's your favorite brand?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
The FS ranch is the ranch that every restaurant uses.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Also, we did.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Actually, I have a ranch scientist.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I remember one episode. Actually it might be here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Give me a second top three ranches.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Because I'm married the ranch scientist. Okay, she has done
the research. GFS ranch is the ranch that they use
at all the restaurants. If they don't use GFS ranch,
they make it home.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
A Top three ran.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Episode one twenty eight was our ranches episode, our Top
three ranches. All right, so we're gonna revisit and then
we're gonna revisit this same topic. Yes, anyway, I almost
said DV three Yeah af you uh actually my AFU.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Shout out in a shout out to everyone that participated.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yes, this past college football weekend, with all these upsets
like man Chef's kiss, bring on the chaos, I'm hoping
for more. There'll be more upsets this coming week and
I'm sure, but more love to who we talked about earlier,
the powerhouse of the SEC knocking down Alabama. Paul finebaumb

(01:06:25):
is probably pissed Vanderbilt's not top five right now, but
you know what, we don't give a fuck about Paul
Fine bamb fucking dumble, fucking bald ass. I hope you
heard that on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
His fucking satellite Ears.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
With those things, Buff, he's shining like a magic gate
ball up there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Dude, Ras and I literally sat here one time he
fucking flew.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Sh Now we need to talk about We need to
talk about the absolute fucking unit in John Kinzie, Noel Brother.
I'll tell you what John Kinzy know what what about him?
What you need to know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Do you not know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Yesterday he did two spin moves to throw an absolute
fucking bomb into the midfield and he got one out
at second base. What I didn't know that he did yesterday?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Well, I believe you, Jack asked shagged one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
He shagged one first thing off the net and got
it back in real quick. He didn't get the guy there,
but then he took another one a little bit later
in that ending I think or the next ending one
or the other, and then absolutely sniped the man from
deep right field. Second damn bomb. Okay, this dude is massive,
by the way, He's fucking huge, and he did a

(01:07:45):
fucking spin move to throw out a guy at second
dog Okay, dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
As quick fact.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
October ninth, which is smart three ZHO eight pm, first pitch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Yes, we're in. We're heading up to k America Park
for the true TV and Max.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah, we're heading up to see the Guardians and Lions.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Go see those lions that they put up there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
See those lines.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
So anyways, tune in so Hey, I'll read the cobs
on the mount for us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Detroit's undecided. Anyways, you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Run through your five minute drip?

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I even I even put put it into a sheet
for us. It's not pretty like you usually have it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
But it's not I have the sheet already, type where's
the sheet?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Don't send me that's in the podcast. I don't think
so body it should have I don't see. Maybe is
it the five minute drive?

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
The fifth quarter?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Maybe the fifth quarter? We have like seven different things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
I think we did whatever it was a podcast or
two or seven ago.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Did you add it on to the original one that
we had?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Yeah, so you have a new one. What we are
we in week six of Coach?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah, you put yours in?

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Oh my goodness, you did it for week seven one two?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Because I well, no, I don't even know we had here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Chairman could prep his and I literally have mind prep
because y'all sit here like time time, time, time time.
When I'm like, this guy's slipping a fucking coin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Why are you yelling at me?

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
I don't flip a coin anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Ass hat?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Okay, all right, then flip your ass hat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Wow, that's your ass hat? Nice? All right, gentlemen, So
am I starting this timer? Or what's the word here?

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
I got it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
You got it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Give me two seconds, okay, as soon as soon as
you start talking, as soon as I start talking.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Now, I gotta go back to the freaking dog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Well, I got him ready, I know, but no, it's
just bit letting him happen my bit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Okay, Wow, I feel special.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
You should.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
I don't know that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Or a bad thing. Yes, I get a second to
look at these games, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Bye? I need to hear him come out of his mouth, yes,
and watch him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Okay, three two one, starting Friday night Battle of a
big twelve play which is packed former packs Utah Arizona State.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Who are you taking Utah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Bye? The spread?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Sorry thing? I am taking Utah by ten?

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
What was the spread?

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Utah by seven is what I'm taking. I gotta flip
back to it. I got three different things.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Spread was six and a half, six.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
And a half seven?

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Yeah, so you're taking on my seven?

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Okay. Can't score six and a half in football.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Next game we got if you tried right now, exactly right?
River shoot out Texas Oklahoma, three thirty kick off Texas
fourteen and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Who are you taking.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Texas by the spread? Fourteen and a half or fourteen?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
So take us by fifteen. If you're taking one spread
because it's fourteen and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Taking fourteen, it's not the spread, but it's the true
spread is fourteen. It's really hard to score fifteen points.
You gotta get safety.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Dalton at fourteen. I'll take seventeen for Tayhas.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Tayhas gets to win, but we're not hooking on me yet.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
But by ten.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Next one, we got some good macshin. We got Northern
Illinois taking on them Falcons of Bowling Green at three thirty,
BG is favored by three.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Who you got take BG by six?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I'll sit alone Northern Illinois by three.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Shut up, I'm taking BG. But BG does what they
need to do when I win by three.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Next game, the Aha State University is traveling out to
Eugene to take on them Ducks of Oregon. Seventh thirty,
kickoff on NBC. How State is a three point favorite's four?
Now they dropped it to three, number two versus number three.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I got an organ picked for you. What are you
putting for him? Hey, we're on a timer here, I'll
stay by one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Okay, Jesus Christ. I took him by tuddy. We always
score tuddies, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I debated it's either how State by three or Organ
by seven. And I am going against that sheet because
that sheet says otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Ho'll stay by three.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Next one sec game ABC seven thirty kickoff, Old Miss
is taken on the LSU miss Mississippi's three and a
half favorite by three.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
I will sit on an island alone. I will take
Old Miss by three.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Fuck you and you're fighting Lane Kiffins.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, even though the fighting Lane Kiffins are great, it's
gonna be three points for the victor.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
But LSU gets done.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
I had to pick LSU, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
So Donn and I are both saying so all right, moving.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Moving on, You had to pick them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
The prime video game of the Week with Al Michaels
and Kurturve straight NFC West Action the San Francisco forty
nine Ers without Christian McCaffrey taking on the Seattle Seahawks
with Geno Smith.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Here you got.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
I'll take the Niners by seven.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Take the Hawks by three.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Seattle gets done at home. Seattle wins by seven line
this forty nine ers stream half. Next game and it's
an early one, nine thirty am kickoff because it's another
London game. The Londonville Jacksonville Jaguars are taking on the
Chicago Bears, who are probably gonna show up with their

(01:14:05):
fingernails painted, but who knows.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Quarterback at least anyways, Bears two and a half favorites.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Who you got Dalton, Chicago by.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Three, Cargo by three.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I'll take the Jags by seven, dead of the London
Jags by seven.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Next game, and that's gonna piss you too.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Off, but we're gonna have to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
The Browns are traveling to Philly one o'clock kickoff. Philly's
a nine point favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Dalton.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Where you're at Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
By ten, Philadelphia by seventeen, and then I got Philly
by ten. You don't even show up?

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Yeah, next game.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Second to last muttered sitting Dan Campbell's traveling to Dallas.
I see you, I see you there. The Cowgirls. They
gotta win in Pittsburgh, who knows? But can they get
blown out?

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Next game?

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
We'll find out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Detroit stree and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
He got Detroit by six.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
He got Detroit by three, Detroit by seven.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Final game Monday nine, the Bells and the Jets. Well
we have a flashback from week one last year? Or
what the hell is gonna go on? Because there's an
m turn coach? What Aaron Rodgers played more than four snaps?
Buffalo is a two and a half point favorite. Who
are you taking on this ESBN Monday Night game?

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Jets squeak by by three, Bill squeaked by by three?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Bill squeaked by, But I'm gonna say by two?

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
How who fucking knows? And that's the games for this week.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
If we didn't have that little thirty second delay of
figuring out spreads, I think we would have probably hit
under five. We would have it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Well, I had to jump back to it because I
had the sheet up and I thought we.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Had it there first second and I was like, oh,
two games left. No, it's all right, it's close.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
It's been a while. Anyways, I think we know what
time is next.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
I love, absolutely love that song.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Yes, I'm gonna play it on the way home now
since now my drive home is a whopping ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Wow, look at you driving fifty tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Hey man.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
I used to make that drive when we just Saturday mornings,
that's just suck it does I'd wake up at five,
go train by seven, get done, be here by ten,
be out of here by noon to watch the game.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Absolutely hilarious. Hey, guess what time is that? Are you
ready for DB's three?

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Okay, so I think we've kind of done something similar
to this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Yes, no we haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Okay never never, but anyways, welcome back, motherfuckers. You know
exactly what time it is DB's three. Here. All I
gotta say is this I want you guys to put together.
Since this is want to be the greatest fucking Saturdays
for college football. I want you guys to put together
the best home package you can the top three things
you need to sit on your happy ass and watch

(01:17:27):
a fucking college football game for nine to ten hours straight. Bingo, bitches, shit, Okay,
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Wow, wait, no, it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
Oh I know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
We'll call this the uh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Oh the start of like your fantasy man cave.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
So we have a man cave. Okay, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Cave.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
You have to tell me the.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Three things that makes that would make your day to
sit on your ass and not move to watch college
football for ten hours, especially like this coming Saturday. Okay,
who's up age your beauty?

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Beauty or age which everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
No matter what, I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
I understand the age.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
I can't pint it myself.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
I'm surprised when I looked at that freaking, uh freaking window, and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
We're gonna call this like building your man cave.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I've got two right now. Okay, I think I got three.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Three because it's it's something I've been thinking about and
you can have you can have an honorable mention.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Okay, I think I got it. Sweet, all right, So
so I'm rocking it. Why not my honorable mention? First thing,
I don't even know if it should be an honorable mention,
but I need some form of like a running ticker
in my home of the college scores of any game
that I'm not watching or anything going on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
We're talking like a Wall Street You can have.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
A Wall Street run. You could have a jumbo tron
that's hanging off your ceiling. It just something that is
telling me what is going on on? Okay, number three,
that is a guarantee that I need. I need a
kegurator with a keg absolutely prepared with chilled glasses, beer
Miller Lite. Okay, number two, I need a TV wall

(01:19:33):
or projector TVs where I can have multiple games on
it once so I can watch multiple things at once.
Last thing that I need, I need an in house
Nacho warm system. Dude, I love something about that neon
yellow nacho cheese. Hits different with some just tortilla corn rounds,

(01:20:00):
chef's kiss. That's all I need. That's everything I need
for a long.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
And you lost me, then you had me again, then
you lost me, but then you really had me, and
you really.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Fucking lost me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
My time supply of little Piece.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Bronte minute. We're talking like Christmas tree cakes, all right, Chris,
little Debbie. So you're building your man cave and instead
of a crib right now?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
So well, technically I still got the man cave PARTI
in the garage, so I'm going to base. So obviously
this will be we'll say garage, because not only is
it going to be a good weekend, but it's that
crisp weekend, So obviously I want it to be outdoorsy.

(01:20:56):
Because obviously the honorable mention is have it with in
the garage, where.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Here's the setup.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Because if we need a half time break and don't
want to listen to the commentators. Bitch, we could stand
by the fire pit because obviously a fire is fucking going.
So number three, I'll probably have to do the same
thing as Sherman. Have cool beer ready to roll, whether
it's a keg or fridge right there full of beer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Obviously you guys know me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
It's gonna be Miller like I might keep if a
certain somebody comes, I might keep a little bush light
hitting for him. Yeah, obviously Colline shows up, probably.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Beer of the season?

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Is it for you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
By the way, I'm sorry you need to cut it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
So anyways, So.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Probably number two would be whatever I could get smoker
wise or girl wise to get meats there for pretty
much whatever, burgers, brods, fucking ribs, the whole shaboop, because
you fucking need to. And number one and I've seen
so many d I Wei shit on this and you

(01:22:04):
might have sent something to me about it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
But I have like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Four different TVs. But set it up on the wall
and then build an outer frame for it so it's
all within one. And he could project it as one
big screen, so all different screens. So either that or
like bike, set a big projector for it, because I
shit you not sitting out like this will be a
perfect week and have an outdoor tailgate, sitting out there

(01:22:31):
with like a projector, big TVs and all that stuff,
sitting around.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
The fire pitch just watching football because I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
I thought about that, and then hey, we're going on
a trip.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
This works.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
I guess you want megascreen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
As a fucking loosely Yep, a little TV in the
back of someone is bitching about it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
We could just send them to a talk in.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
The YouTube TV megascreen where you have the megascreen four
games around at the same time. I dig it, I
dig it. Just guys, I would say, you guys are
giving me a run for my money. But I think
the one thing I have on top of both of
you is I like to get creative.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
So my honorable mention, anyway, my honorable mention is actually.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
I would have a full service bar. But listen, no, no,
not the bar you're thinking of, like, oh I hire
a bartender, now fuck that, I'm my own bartender. But
it'll be a full service beer bar. But what I've
seen recently and because of TikTok thank you, is you
can install a soda fountain at home is I would
thoroughly invest in one of those, because I know I

(01:23:40):
have friends that you know I preferably, I don't like
to drink liquor. I'd rather have a couple of taps
of beer, fridge full of beer, one of the sea
through fridges, nice bar top. I'd run like a beer
and soda bar. That's personally the what I like. I
mean that that if I'm thinking anything to make college
day go by fast, I'll mix up a beer with

(01:24:03):
a diet coke every now and then, like not together,
but like or you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Have a diet coke and between the most devious R.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
D C in a bush.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
I gotta do it now, I gotta do it now.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
You have to get McDonald You have to do with
McDonald's DC.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
By the way, they are coming hammering with a McDonald's DC. Then,
because that's some good ship.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
That's my honorable mention.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
So my number three, my number three, I would see.
I've been bouncing back and forth my mind between like
have my own spot and a pull barn or downstairs
in a basement, have a fully finished basement. I could
see either or But what I would have to have
in it is some form or variation of stadium reclining

(01:24:58):
reclining seating. Oh absolutely like scaled build the wooden platforms,
lock the bitches in, space them out far enough and
we can all just like I can. It could be
party central. We could all just sit back, re climb
back and watch it. Now here's the thing that I
this would be my number two. I like the projector idea.

(01:25:20):
I like the multiple TV idea. So I've been looking
up TVs because recently I'm like, man, I wouldn't mind
getting a really big TV one day. You know you
can buy like one hundred and five inch screen TV.
I would buy just four of those and just do
the cube.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Yeah, that's why I said didn't like to a DIY
I have a cube because that's kind of where I
will write.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
But yours is a projector. I got TVs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
TVs are do the projector idea.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
So that's what I would do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
I'd buy like the biggest aftermarket TV I can find
that would fit spaces wise, whether I got to go
long ways, cube, stagger, whatever, and I have that bitch
looking like a half assed beat ups for how big
that bitch would be lit up and bright. Dude, if
you ever been to beat Us when everything's lit up,
you've been to Beatles when everything's lit up? Your head's
doing this? What do I watch? Got a good game

(01:26:15):
on the entire time? O?

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
God, this is where it gets hard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I'd be like a moth and a beat Ups.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
Light light light light.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
He's loose.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Number one is hard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
It's tough, man. I feel like you have to have
something food related, though I'm working on it. We all
did watching food yep.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Oh, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Number one would have to be and this is probably
coming in my own pocket. If there would be donations
is I don't care what day it is. Roosters catering.
I'd have to do roosters.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
There's something about just me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
I love roosters. Roosters, wings I have to do.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
We work on the rooster sponsorship.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Adult.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Fuck, that's so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Wait are you talking about you or getting the sponsorship?
What's hard?

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Yes, I'm talking about two hundred wings. So their tenders
are not bad. I mean they're just half chicken breasts.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
The place is called roosters for crying out loud.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
You have great chicken, yeah they have, Yeah, I mean
they do have great chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Anybody that tells me otherwise, you're just you're you're wrong,
like you're just borderline just wrong. Yes, yeah, that's that's
really it. All right, glad I could throw something on
the fly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
That wasn't too bad on the fly, all right, gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Final pieces color from anecdotes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
We got football this weekend. Oh, we got.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Football, so uh fun.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Statistic for the next fifty six.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Days there were fifty six straight.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
Fifty six days of football.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Yep. There's a football game going on right now actively
Florida International and Liberty.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
I believe it was yep.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I just saw the score pop up.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Liberty Bebarty.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
All right, let's get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
On that note, I will thank you for listening to
Not your Averge Sports Fans podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Liberty Beverty, it's time to go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
I got a bedtime reminder. I gotta go to bed
here in forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Yeah, it is Betty by time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Well not, I I feel like it's a good stopping point.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
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