CFP Who (Get Gud) - NYASFP EP 182 - Not Your Average Sports Fans Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Okay, you have to have CT kicked in for the
last time. What happened to the dojo stays in asana?
But then ye had to still leak to the internet
self burned. Those are there. This is a family friendly podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You are now listening to the Not Your Average sports
Fans Podcast. Now here's your host, Alec Bichelman and the fans.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
And the bad jokes begin. Hello and welcome to Not
your Avere Sportsman Podcast. I'm Alec Bikaman. Welcoming in the fans. Boys.
How are we doing today? It's a bit nippley, Yes, yes,
or as they always say, tits the.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Season, tits the season, tits now, yeah, you got you
beat me to the punch. You beat me to the punch.
Tits now for four hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
For four hundred yeah, Oh fucking a gentlemen, What a
time to be alive.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's bull season.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's bull season. We're bowling, we're bowling, we're cfping.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
One team thought of bowling.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
What a time it's It's It's.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Madness Friday at eight o'clock madness, and I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Be awake for it all, barely alive.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'll be breathing, but barely.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
We are set for so many good games it is
not even funny. But before we begin any conversations or
any mystery pieces, because we got to do that first
and early. What's on the mind.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, I got a new job. Oh congratch, yeah, I uh.
I still work for the state. I still work for
the Department of Transportation.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
But.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I am now all out of the garage and I
have a desk job. Now, well, okay, it's it's a
hybrid desk. I'm more in the field job. I am
now a safety inspector.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, jup, and you'll be.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
In the world lations.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I will never wear a homeuch.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well, oh, it's one hundred per hard hat policy when
you're out of the vehicle in a work zone. So
good luck getting a job, especially with me in orientation.
That was fun. My first day I got to sit
through orientation. I was looking around. I was like, you're
gonna make it. You're gonna make it. Once they told

(02:58):
me where they worked at, I'm not they're gonna disclose anything.
But once they told me where they work at, I'm like,
you're fucked. You by name pretty much or I'll know
something's gonna happen drug number. It's a great experience. I

(03:19):
would say this. I finally get to put my degree
to use for the route that my boss who's on
vacation this week, my new boss. We we've spoke, spoke,
little speaks, little speaks, not big speaks, little speaks about
the future of what we could turn this into. And
I like everything about it. I like everything I hear,

(03:39):
and a lot a lot good can come out of it.
So but other than that, lots of football. And I
hate lasagna.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well that sucks.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Because you want to know what lasagna truly is.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is highly constructed spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's just highly constructed Italian meat pie.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I don't use cottage cheese. I use ricotta because
I am civilized.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I've ate it with both. I just cheese is men,
I'll be honest. My soon to be mother in law, yes,
Julie probably makes other than my mother. Those are about
the only two lasagnas I will actually go out of
my way and eat. My mom makes a cottage cheese
and ricotta both. That's the fucking duo.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's wild. And I don't even remember what Julie made
it with. But I'm just hate me if you want.
I love Italian food, hate lasagna.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I want to do something different one of these times,
and I don't think it's gonna happen for a while.
I want to add Deli sliced pepperoni into it.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
See now you're just getting way too complicated.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Whether it's not that much harder, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Now. The next thing, you know, you're gonna be like
Tony Soprano will be like God, I had the Gabba ghoul,
the pickled sweet peppers.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You might as well just throw it in the subbody.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
At that point, Wow, I'm really hungry. If I'm still
talking about food. That's what happens when you eat your
launch at about three.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, know what I'm gonna say it. We're making a
lasagna sub. That's what we're doing. We're making a lasagna sub.
Oh that's a good DV for today.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Have we ever done it? No?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Submarine sandwiches sandwiches, I don't think some sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, I think we did. I think we did the
top three sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Was it fast food? Your top It was all in
the restaurants.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't think we did the we ever did? There
is one thing I'm forgetting, and I swear I'm done.
This is kind of going against one of our greatest contributors.
I may have had a pizza that's better, that's wow,
And the problem is is I'm gonna have to take

(06:07):
you guys to it.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Brunswick, Ohio, north of Madina, south of Camp Brunswick Pizza,
Ohio Pie Company. It's if you guys have been paying
attention to my socials, It's where me and a lot
of the lifting crew went.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
So.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
The owner also owns Live Large, which also makes T
shirts and cool sweatshirts and a Camo fanny pack I
just bought for myself for Christmas. I'm welcome. He also
owns Live Large, which is a like powerlifting esque T

(06:48):
shirt company. He owns Ohio, Ohio Pie Company. In that
and when we were at the Arnold, me and our
big guy Bob, we talked to him, I swear for
about an hour and a half, just chilling, and he
pretty much looked at us and said, hey, you get
as many of your guys together. He said, please come

(07:08):
up to the Brunswick Pizza shop before we close. Before
we close Live Large, like we close everything down and
it's over and we made it happen last weekend. Now
here's where I think, like, I don't believe in a
lot of stuff falling into place. But when they took
us into the back of the shop where all the

(07:28):
T shirts were, and we're just sitting there like there's
still a bunch of shirts. But you could just imagine,
like when this place was running like five years ago,
how it would be stacked the ceiling with T shirts.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well, we were talking with them and I was kind
of glancing over to the ride at his calendar and
I'm not trying to like eavesdrop on anything, but I
mean it's it's a whiteboard calendar. It's right there. We
picked the only weekend that they were gonna be in Brunswick.
Oh So I was like, I don't know how stuff
aligns like that, But I wasn't the only one to

(07:59):
notice that. And again we talked for like an hour.
And here's where you're gonna get real jealous. Yeah, the
offensive lineman and the administration. He has a Rocky River
location which is not too far away from the stadium. Yeah,
they get Ohio Pie Company after a game. Oh so
he gets a bunch of game issued footballs. Oh, and

(08:23):
we got the picture together. If you guys saw on
social media. I think it's still on their social media.
The post I shared it and he goes, hey, how
many of your Browns fans? And I'm like, I'm standing rights.
I was like, yeah, I'm a Browns fan, but a
Browns fan since you know I was a kid. Turns around,
has two Wilson boxes. Oh, grabs a football and goes

(08:45):
here you go, oh, by the way, those are game
ready footballs.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's sick.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm like what he's like, dude, I got two boxes, Like,
I don't know what. I was like, you fucking kidding me.
I was like, I like telling the story. I feel
like this is a like like I don't. I don't
think it is. But I mean it's like a kid
getting the game ball. There's a bunch of grown ass
men were like, yeah I want.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
A football, Yeah I want.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
But anyways, back on the piece off the tangent to
that great hospitality. Loved those guys. They do a great
job with pizza too, because I'll tell you right now,
if you pay attention to his social media, he has
especially pizzas. He has like a whole bunch. I got
the heart Burner, which was a double pepperoni, double cheese,

(09:36):
extra garlic oil. It wasn't bad heartburn man, it was smacked.
But then all the way at the bottom, I saw
this thing. It was called Knick's Pick, and I remembered
I paid attention to social media the month before. It
was a Thanksgiving pie, so I was like, man, I
wonder what the fucker gets. I was like, maybe you
still got some Thanksgiving pie left over. So Sarah got

(09:58):
a custom order one and I ordered two pizzas. Right
out of the gate, I said, I want the heart Burner,
next pick. Guy looks at me and goes, oh, you
made the best choice out of all your friends. I'm like,
what the fuck is that supposed to mean. He's like, dude,
it's a Ribbi pie. I'm like, excuse me. He goes, no, dude,
it's a ribbi pie. He's like, it's it's our crust,

(10:20):
mashed potatoes, ausuo, thin sliced rabbi and crispy french onions
bad oh, served with the side of horse radish. Dude.
When this pizza came out and I opened the box,
I started I almost started crying, like I feel.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Like how I am right now because of the horsh
no no, no, no, no, no, no no, the horsey sauce
if it was in a little container like but no,
it's like and then the the bad part was, is
a dumb dumb here was so hungry he misunderstood.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Uh, pizza, hot pizza with pizza with mashed potatoes even hotter?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Can I just give you the sequence here?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I'm still pulling, dude, I'm still pulling skin out of
the back of my fucking mouth. Oh. The bad part
was it was a great pie of gait, but the
worst pie of gait because I swear I'm trying to
finish up. It was the densest pizza I've ever had
because the mashed potatoes and then the heart burner just
kind of sealed it all their sauce. Oh man. Anyways,

(11:25):
that's all. I got a lot to catch up on.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
What do you got there, sir?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
All I know is when we having in the backyard
football game adults? Yeah, I'm ready to play with that game.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Ball, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
So anyway on the.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Mine, uh fucker's lockdown.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, I mean we.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Got pizza, We got football, bowl games, college playoff definitely exciting,
fucking I other than.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
That count down fuck yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
So yeah, not too much going on, So chairman, I.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Got a honeymoon next week, so we won't have a
podcast episode in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You guys are brave too, what driving that drive? Yeah?
I know, yeah, I mean that's brave.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's it's gonna be well, I'm driving that Christmas night
and we're just gonna bucket right there and try to
get as much.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Done as straight to Tampa right as.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Much as I can. I want to try to go
straight to Tampa and then get a hotel for that
day so far and we just pass out.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You wanna you wanna tip a little tip? It I
give about driving long distance like that what I used
to do when driving to Kansas. We got drive for
four and a half hours. Okay, makes it a little longer,
but it helps get out for half an hour. It
means look on your GPS, like, so I do it.
So I go four hours straight stop. During that half

(12:51):
an hour or before I left, I tried to find
a place I knew that would be close to four
and a half hours away, whether that was a really
nice gas station, like a Bucki's or something you could find,
or I don't know, I'm just spit on here, or
some fucking like national park you've never I don't know
the pines of Georgia. I don't know. I'm naming stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
He's naming it. If you're taking nine to ninety five,
Florence sized bucket's right there on the corner.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
We're doing seventy five all the way.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I think there's there's one on the way.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, you're out.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
There's a few, the one on Sunday five, there's one
in Rishman, Kentucky. Make a miss out there, stretch, get
some bucking nugs or whatever in the drive, and then
you got more stock.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
So go for four and a half hours. Get out
of the fucking car. Oh that, just get out for
make it maximum thirty minutes. If you can make it
a fifteen to twenty minute stretch, your legs, move around,
eat something, don't drink a lot of water, yeah, never drink.
They get back in the car. Drive for four and
a half hours. You think of it that way, you've
been on the road for eight you've been on the
road for about nine hours.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
On that point, I only have to do four of
those trips because it's a sixteen hour drive.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's where you break it up. So that's what I did,
and then I carried that in when I started, when
I worked for the state in the garage, I would drive.
If I knew I was working at sixteen, I'd drive
for four hours, get out of the truck. If it
wasn't blowing fucking cold. Yeah, I would get out for
fifteen minutes, get back in the truck, keep going. Yeah,
and you fit, you do that, I guarantee you can

(14:19):
make the dry you can make it twelve hours. And
then that's where the wall hits.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's gonna be interesting. We're gonna
see how it goes. But at the end of the day,
we got a day and a half to get there.
I'm not gonna push it as bad as I need to.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So well, it makes it a lot better.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, it's not like we got to be there, not
like we got to be on the boat the next
next day. Right, So we got a little bit of time,
but we're ready for that. And then I don't go
back to work till New Year.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
So yeah, this new job, I kind of don't take
time off right now.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
And that's where I was. I just had the time,
might as well utilize it, you know, absolutely, I'm going
hurting for time though once it gets back. So I
have eighty So after this check, I will have eighty
eight hours. I think stockpiled. I have eighty eight something
sitting down, damn. And I will be using sixty for
this honeymoon. Yeah, because I'm using a week and a

(15:18):
half because Christmas. Now I'm working Christmas morning.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
You're working Christmas morning.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I got Christmas Day. Yeah, because I have to work
at the hospital.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, but eh, it's all overtime, overtime peck. Yeah, I
get extra. So the good thing is I don't have
to use as much PTO because that time will fill
in that money that I missed. So you get where
I'm going.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You all get a holiday, pa, do you what? As it?
Just straight up overtime pay holiday.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
No, just no team, just overtime overtime.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Still not bad, but I'd be cool if you were
able to double.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Turn it on, turn turn it on, turn the mic on. Okay,
you got to. I was just making sure. Oh boy,
as always mysteries, mysteries.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
That is a little thick, but I got the phone
ready and it's on us.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
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Speaker 1 (16:22):
See what the word is?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, I just hit it. Let's go four topics mystery
pizza pie.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I can't smell anything?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
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Rock Colseum on New Year's Eve over at the Colsseum
in Mary, Ohio. Got check it out. Whoa, that's a

(16:54):
weird one. I'm really getting the cardboard today.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
That's all imelding. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Are they are?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
They about the holiday season here, the holiday season, but.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
They don't have a thick miss though.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
The topics. What do you think it could be?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
I don't think it's four topics?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Do you think it's seven?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I think it's a dessert pizza.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I smelled cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, so dessert pizza.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I'm feeling a weird vibe. There's pineapple on there.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Because you were talking about it earlier when we were talking.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Ham bacon. They haven't yet.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'm going with loopool.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Let me try extra cheese. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I like your idea of pineapple, ham, bacon, green pepper.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Bro my sniffer's problem.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Let me get in the view one last time.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, as going coliseum.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Check it out. Go a couple of great bands.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Here we go, three two one, pineapples.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Bacon, extra cheese.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
That's like cheese right there. It looks like Yeah, it
looks like Littwaiian.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
An extra cheese. Hey, grow up. Pine pineapple on pizza
is actually good for you.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Hit it just saying you know, I'll take one too.
I can't knock it, nobody, how's it it?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Throw a couple on there, I'm all right. Turn off
number two here.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
That's a straight Hawaiian. That is straight. That is interesting.
That does.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Now we're gonna have everyone in the chat out pineapple
and pizza and all that.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
So we gotta talk about it. He got it right,
you number one rigged. It's rigged.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Now to play in footballs.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
No comment you did to balls, no comment, weird flex.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
So do we want to highlight NFL before we get
into the fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, because we are gonna get.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
To the point.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Nope, I don't want to talk anything about.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I need you to put a couple of those pieces
of pizza on that plate for me. There. No, Well,
we don't have to talk about the NFL games. You
don't want to talk about.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
It, I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
There's no reason to talk about the NFL games.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Okay, Well, good news, Jameis Winston has been benched.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, thanks. I didn't say.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Close that he is driving sorrow lying pizza with extra headphones.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Actually, he's drowning his sorrows right now.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I'm drowning my sorrows whore in pizza. You guys can talk.
I'll hop in when I'm done with this. I ain'te
saying ship.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I mean, well, your boys about had a freaking win.
Well no, no, that wasn't this week. That was last Yeah,
you guys got freaking I don't even want to talk
about what that will happened to you guys over there
and the old Carolinas.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Dropped at the last second, yes, m.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
And from what the team same are gonna belt around
Bryce and go after an edge, so we'll see.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
You guys are gonna be edging. You guys are gonna
drop out of the NFL.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Are dropping Jack Sawyer. I might not complain too much,
but we'll see. Now we'll get the mud to a
c C play after this season.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Probably who's coming up gets a mule. Probably sure ain't
gonna be Clemson. But that's not me getting into the NFL. So, brother,
what NMFL games we gotta talk about? Because brown sucked
another donkey dick.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
That's why I don't there's no reason for me to
talk about.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
I was gonna say Reek Cabbit's that and DTR going
in Carolina is participating.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Bears might have realized Caleb Williams might not have been
the answer they needed and Justin Fields was not the problem.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Browns just gave Kansas City their fourteenth fucking win. Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Josh Allen is playing lights out and he's really rolling
for Buffalo, and that game with Detroit was definitely a shootout.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
And he still won't win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Our GM publicly comes out and says, I'm not going
to get rid of anybody because I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
You know, the diet Browns have a really good opportunity
to win.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
The Super Bowl brown and zero sugar diet.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Browns are aren't real? Birds? Aren't real birds?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Aren't real?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Well, they have a chance this weekend to win the AFC.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
North well the other AFC North team that has a
chance to do well. Also, are you.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Not playing without their best wide receiver?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yes? And nobody wants to say why or do we
know why? Is he injured?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I think they got it a little bit, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well bro was trying to start fights in the middle
of ever Gameeah awesome.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The highlight of the jamis Winston time with the Browns.
Is this cool? He beat the Ravens and he beat
the Steelers. He beat the Steelers in a primetime game.
Jesus Christ love games. We knew what we were signing
up for. Oh yeah, thirty touchdowns, thirty fucking interceptions. He's

(22:51):
a one for one quarterback. Yes, throws eight picks in
the last three fucking games.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well what To be honest, the Dolans didn't didn't really
think he'd be playing do much?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
My god? Fuck man, and and then and then and then.
Joe Burrow, out of all quarterbacks, is pissed off all
the time. Man, Quit fucking crying. You play for the Bengals.
Shut up. You also just pissed off all the time.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You also suck, Yeah, you sucked too.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Literally, two teams in the ANFC North. They're gonna have
a top five fucking pick this year the way this
this train's going. And it's not saying I don't have
any faith in d t R. Damn it, you guys
gotta be talking NFL. It's not saying I have no
faith in d t R. It's the fact that, yeah,
fuck you too. It's the fact that I don't think

(23:47):
the defense can hold because what Mike Hall fucking Junior
just comes off the i R playing balls out. Miles
Garrett's flumping, but Miles Garrett was also getting double teams
all Dagg's Kansas.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Miles has also been hurt.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
He's been playing hurt that man. I give credit, But.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Damn Dalton, I also hate to be the guy to
tell you this, and I think you know this. I
think I'm reminding you he might not be a Brown
very long.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think he's going to
be like a Joe Thomas for the defense.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
The problem is it's and it's not the fact that
Miles doesn't want to be in Cleveland. It's the fact
that Cleveland doesn't want to be good.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's the money.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
He's so damn expensive.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Boys. Oh yeah, who wants to pay that contract?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
The Cowboys. It's Jerry's world. He prints money in that ball.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
He brought up another great topic. The one credible win
that the Cowboys have is Tom Brady's first fucking primetime broadcast. Yeah,
his first NFL ever since then the Cowboys that went.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
That win is also against a garbage Browns team.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Now yeah, no shit, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
They almost had another one and then they bought it.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Anyway, the Cowboys. Here, here's the problem. Jerry Jones needs
to stop being Cowboys owner and Jerry Jones, and then
the Cowboys could actually be the Cowboys of the eighties
or not the nineties, not the Bears were the eighties

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of the nineties, and actually win Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Jerry Jones needs to be an owner then is happy
to have the money to own the team and let
somebody else do the fucking job.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
No, it's it's not how it works in Dallas. I
guess Houston. I don't know. Houston figured it out. Yeah,
it used to be Houston. We got a problem it's
they don't have a problem anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Don't let it.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Don't let old man that is senile and rich make
your decisions. That's what it really is.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
What else quickly can we? Oh uh? The uh Kirk
Cousins is benched for Michael Pennox, So it's Pennis time.
The worst graded quarterback pick probably well other than some
of the Browns picks f like F minus pick rating.

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And now you're gonna give him a shot after you
paid that money. No, dude, that's a you. Atlanta is
the new dumpster fire.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Well, and then let's talk about the other end of
that whole situation. The Vikings are eleven and fucking.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Two with Sam fucking Donald's Samuel Darnald Sam Darnald who
couldn't do shit for Carolina and.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Backup behind couldn't do ship for the Jets, that too.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
J E. T s sock sock sock.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, and now he's dick riding motherfuckers in Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Don't even get me started about the Jets. The Jets.
Aaron Rodgers is done if they're not gonna do him. Yeah,
oh my god, that was the worst. Yeah. Wait a
copy and paste the Brett Favre movement there.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, assholes.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Now he's got to sign a year with the Vikings,
then he'll go back to it.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You know, the best thing that came from the Jets
so far is it uh get him. I'm saying from
past that that long grudge that I'm gonna watch. The
name is Mike Gaston now Mark Gaston now at the
defensive end that played in the eighties. They had the
Sack record.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Are you talking about them through it for the Sack Exchange?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, yeah, the Sack Exchange. Check it out. It's on
the SPN.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You want to talk. You know, I have watched something
and you've ever been like awkward, like you felt like
you were like wow, and then Gas now like confronts
Farv about it at a card and convention or something,
and then I've never seen Brett Farv just look so uncomfortable,
like I was uncomfortable watching the video. That's the best

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thing that's come from the Jets, not the fact that
they they went and played the Brett Farv two point
zero with Aaron Rodgers and went out and got his
best friend because he's like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Want you play for de Waye's best friends.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
After he complained he didn't want to play.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Remember they got Lazard and yeah, didn't.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
They say New York Jets were the New York back
to the Raiders.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Uh. Max Crosby was crying wolf because he's a defensive
end that plays on one of the worst teams as
well in the NFL, and then cried wolf and then boom,
what happens. It's called karma breaks.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
His foot and he'll be on the move anyways.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, he's gonna get sold the NFL.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
If you're not Kansas City, the Bills. I never thought
i'd say this, the Vikings or Detroit. You are a
dumpster fire right now? Oh Houston, Sorry, there's fire. James
well Baker's actually finding his home and you know all

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the Browns fans are crying home is not? Yeah, all right,
you guys got me on my NFL tangent.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I think here's the greatest one I have. There's one
team I didn't say was with the Niners. Rock Party
is not doing well.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
The amount of injuries in that freaking team.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yes, like I said, dumpster fire.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Chris and I were just talking about it earlier. They're
on their third string running back.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
They also really.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, mccafvrey's hurt and trust me, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I had one of the greatest slated drafts as the
number one pick, and all of my guys are on
the IR.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
And we were talking about the third the third stringers
almost questionable this week.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Me.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, their third string running back is questionable. Who the
fuck are they gonna go get? They're gonna go walk
down the San Francisco Chris is gonna go run the
ball for San Francisco right now.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
There's a high probability we see a Detroit Ravens Super
Bowl this year.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I won't be opposed. There's a high problem there is
that candle's gonna be let through a week.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Well, if Detroit can get through Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Did I tell you what I put money on? I
told you what I put money on last time?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Right, third time?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Don't have to get through the third time?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Did I tell you what I put money on?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Sorry I thought it was last time.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I thought couple weeks ago, I put money on the
Steelers win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, cuz.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, Remember I also put money on Tampa Bay winning
their division. But in that I also put Green Bay
winning the division.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh I better that didn't Age start doing some o. No.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Green Bay sad they're not eliminated, but Minnesota they Detroit
has to.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
The worst they're going to be is a second wildcard.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, but I have them winning the division, I know.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
But when I'm I'm looking at the playoff picture now
they're a second wild card. But if the Packers played
in the NFC West, they pretty much would have clinched it.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
That was a sixteen hundred dollars payout. By the way,
that was one hundred and sixty dollars payout on all.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
On a ten dollars No, I've made larger ones on
dollar bet could cash out one hundred and twenty thousand.
That's probably my best one. Lost cooking lost on the
first leg.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Absolutely had a fifty seven leg parlay.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Actually actually it was a sixteen leg. It's a sixteen
leg LA with money line and spreads.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
And the first pick Anaheim Ducks for five plus goals.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Five minutes hockey time in the first period.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
You'll never guess what team blew that that for me
right out of the gate.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Kansas City, Nope, Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
It was a surefire college game that everybody thought this
team was going to go in and beat this said team.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh, the Ohio State University.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
No Alabama against Vanderbilt. Yep, yep, that hurts that your
boy picked the Alabama spread.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, speaking of Vanderbilt, they are not in the top
twelve this year.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
The boys don't cry because he picked the Alabama spread
against Vanderbilt.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
So I was gonna say, if I look at that schedule.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Like, no, it's under the pizza.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, the pizza was keeping a warm for you.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
All Right, gentlemen, we gotta talk about these twelve tames.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, let's dive.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And the first one that I will tell you does
not move past the first round is the Clemson Tigers.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You know, before we even start with that, I just
want to say this there has I hope the CFP
understands that they put Arizona State and Boise State with
a bye.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yes, and you don't give Clemson a bye. They sucked
donkey donkey b.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
But you gave Texas and Ohio State to play. Well,
I wouldn't say no Texas can roll.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
You didn't win your conference.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I don't like that. That sucks. I think it should
be where they're seated.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I think this is I like.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
This Arizona State then won't make it even though they
wanted their conference, Arizona State and the AP and the
actually they were sixteen.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah, Alabama and all miss or ranked higher.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Now here's something I do think. Winning your conference doesn't
get you a bye. Winning a conference guarantees you in
the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
That's something that.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Is that where you're going.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, so if they yeah, but I seriously, I don't
think air State should be a four seed. I do,
I do I think they should be an eleven seed.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
No, I don't think they should be an eleven seed team.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
And at s MU didn't do.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Improbably half not show up against Clemson. We wouldn't be
having this discussion, this discussion.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
If Texas would have just beat Georgia either because that
would have physically eliminated Alabama as well. But they had
it would have Alabama Okay, no, stop.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
They would have c would have pulled some bullshit excuse.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
A different teams. It's course and back is out. So
they're not gonna make the playoff and we're gonna put
Alibama number one. Thanks Paul fying.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Bom Fuck you Dumbo.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Anyway, So hold on, I do want to talk about
this in terms of the conference champions getting the buys.
They are doing this right now, and I think they're
gonna hold this for a hot minute because they want
to do one thing and one thing only. I don't
know when this contract is up, and I think last
time we checked it was twenty twenty eight. Yes, yes, okay,
twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
That's going to be twenty four teams.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, twenty twenty eight, it's going to be there. It's
top twenty. If you're the twenty fifthe O time sucks
to suck.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
So here's what I'm going to tell you. They are
either going to force Notre Dame by twenty twenty nine
to be in a conference.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Never will happen.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I think it will. You want to know why, and
I think I know where they end up.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, yeah, it's a given. It's where the rest of
their sports are in.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
NOP.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
You ready for this? Sure, okay, Dalton? What what program
runs Notre Dame in terms of their TV ads and
everything along those lines of CBU and BCS has owned
them forever. It's it's okay, I get you. You don't watch
Notre Dame. Fo Hey, you're a close What else does
NBC own in terms of rights for a conference. Throw

(36:21):
a conference out there, Dalton Brown, just throw it out there.
It's it's exactly the one. You don't think you know
the exact conference I'm talking about. What conference is owned
by NBC?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Oh h, the SEC.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Incorrect, Big ten, Big ten. Notre Dame will be a
Big ten.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Team by twenty th CC is ABC.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yes, I'm telling you now, Notre Dame and if they
join a conference by twenty thirty, they will be in
the Big ten because their rights will Then somehow they
will rework that contract hopefully so that they are with
NBC and they will be on a Big ten. At
now they will not receive as much money, or they
will rework that contract so they make more money because

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they make more money than any other team that's on
the Big Ten that's on NBC. That contract is up
in twenty twenty nine, they will be a Big ten team.
I'm telling you now. That just makes it a nice, smooth,
easy move. They will pull them out.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
They would have to switch all their sports then.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Everything but football. Yeah, football.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Other other schools are acc.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Right right No, no, no, I'm saying like no, I get
for a Notre Dame to go to the Big Ten,
everything would have to be Big ten because that's Big
ten stipulation. There's no multiple Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Actually no, it is slightly less than what Big ten
teams make after they make after the money that they
get from the ACC and NBC. So they make fifty
million from NBC seventeen million for making most.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Few games this year of all the Big ten games. Yeah,
like per I'm not even talking. We're not even too
We're not. This starts Friday. Yeah, and to say that
Ohio State had one of the most top viewed games
this year, or one or two of them, and Indiana
had a top viewed game Oregon. I think Oregon Ohio

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State was the number one game watch this year.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yep, that was the number one game.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
That's nuts. So I'm not and I'm not trying to
say your conference champions should not get in. I'm saying
they should seed it appropriately to the conference. Yes, does
that make sense. I know they're trying to eliminate the

(38:40):
Power five. Guess what, guys, Power five is still.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Here even though the PAC twelve is out.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Arizona State got lucky and I think they played with
the chip on their shoulder this year because they were
ranked deadly. They were ranked to be dead last. And
then turn around, if you put Arizona State and you're
a fan of them and you put some money on him,
you want some serious money this year Boise State.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
We'll get to that when we talk about the football.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
So I guess let's get into that. That's what we've
all been in the conversations about. So gentlemen, we just
want to run down game to games, starting first round.
That's the games this weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
If you go in order, the first one is all
the one, all the way at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Indiana and Notre Dame eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
On ABC.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
What are you thinking the first pick?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
What are you thinking? dB? We just came from Indiana.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Is gonna go into the All State Sugar Bowl and
play Georgia?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
God? I hope I'm not wrong.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Suddenly all.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I'm gonna take Indiana. Oh I like it. I like
it a lot. Why Because I think Signette Signetti is
a really good coach. I think that Ohio State's defense
really disrupted their offense, their offensive scheme, and that was

(40:23):
the only reason why that score was thirty eight to fifteen.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I wish that Ohio State defense could have been firing
on all cylinders the rest of the year after that.
But I think they still are playing with that big
chip on their shoulder because they are the first ten
win team in not in school history. It's not in
school history. Is it first ten wins in school history? Indian?

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I believe so because they went ten and first time
they started ten and okay so.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
And I just think Marcus Freeman finds a way to
just a Notre Dame, finds a way to.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Just make it in.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Riley Leonard's just gouse.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
No, I picked Indiana.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Now he's taking Indiana.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Wow, Holy mowners.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Brother, it's seven versus ten. That's that's not it. It's
like I get you.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
You're you're rolling by the old n C double A
basketball rulings. The seven and ten matchup is always that
trap game that nobody ever expects.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
No, the trap game is the six and eleven.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah, I was gonna say six and eleven.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
The trap game is eight nine. But I don't want
to talk about.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Talk about We're gonna talk about We're gonna talk about it.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
So anyway, when we move on to me, then sure, yeah,
bring it home, Dalton, you.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Bring up great points about Indiana because I'm definitely able
to toss.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Up with this. Okay, just shoot me in the leg.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
It's gonna be there another Dame. I do think it's
gonna be like mah. Unfortunately, Notre Dame is gonna squeak by.
Probably they're gonna have it's gonna come down to a
last second field like I'll say it here. Of course
y'all gonna make fun of me for it. Notre Dame
is gonna have to try to go for a game
winning field goal. But unlike what they could do against

(42:19):
Northern Illinois, they're able to block the gunner and they
squeak by and they get by Georgia, or they beat
Indiana to play Georgia and they all say Sugar Bowl.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Chairman boys.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I think Indiana is a really good team, but I
think Notre Dame is just a little bit better. They're
at home. Get Indian too far off.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
It's a home game for both of them.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Is the holiday season.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Season?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
No Tren Dame getner done?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Okay, well it's pen don't work, damn it.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Now I'm pissed as.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
It is a three hour, fifteen minute dry from both
of them.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
So anyway, I went from Cincinnati to Cleveland or Okay,
all right, next game, I think, I don't want to
guess someone else.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
It's at noon.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I know noon on Saturday, but I can't remember which.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
It's a wide out it is s m U and
Penn State. Guess what network it's on.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
That's right, Dant Dante is having college football this year.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And a fun.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Fact which we'll mention after the playoffs, DANT is not
done yet.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
DNT gets two games. This is one of two.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I hope they get the Boise State game too. No
dead flipping a coin or what do you think any
of their buster.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I gotta go with Penn State. Uh, no explanation needed, SMU.
It's great they're in. I don't think they're going to
be there very much longer. And that's a tough place
to play in. That's a very tough place to play in.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, take college most definitely.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I gotta go to Penn State.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
And I'll go with you.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I do hope SMU pulls the Cinderella story and gets
the upset, but that Penn State defense is going to
be tough.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I think Penn State's going to get the job done.
Especially if it's going to be a new wide out
game like.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Anyway, agreed, move, I'm there, Penn State. I love SMU,
and I think SMU is a very good shot because
of the fact that they were able to come back
against Clemson. But that's against Clemson. I get it. They
have Dabbo or yeah whatever, Yeah, but that's literally all
they have. They have nothing else. So if a coach

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is getting you into the CFP, I don't think you're
that good. So, and they were able to come back
and rattle off what was it, seventeen unanswered or fourteen
unanswered in that second half fourteen that's a good team. So,
but I don't think they get it done with a
white out.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
So, but before you go with the next game, I
do want to say SMU, if they pull off the
upset and pull off Underella story to win it, all,
props to the organization, especially with the death penalty they
were facing, then all the bullshit they went through to
come back and be in the first ever College Fall
Playoff with twelve teams and to win it all Chef's kiss.

(46:00):
That will also be a thirty for thirty if it
ever happens. But there already was one another thirty for thirty.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Next game, we got four o'clock kickoff on TNT. It's
a battle of the Orange. That's right, Texas and Clemson.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
And on the count of three, do we want to
say our answers at the same time?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
One, two, three, hook them.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I was going to say, Matthew McConaughey's two no salad
recipes says it all.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Nobody involved.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Nobody ever thought to put with sabi into of salad.
I remember that until I listened to Two Bears that was.
That was a great podcast. Raisins, little apples, frozen peas,
some corn. Dude, if you are not picking Texas for
this game, you are not in a right state of mind,

(46:56):
or we could all be high at shit.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Well, if you're not in the right state of mind
and you took Texas asking for a friend, you.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
At least let me try that drink and open it
before we pick this next game that I brought in
for you. Let's do it so I don't have a
beer with me right now, because that's the closest thing
I'll get it to go.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
That is only seven percent juice.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, well, it's also one hundred and twenty two percent sugar.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, it's an Arizona juice.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, bro, that is strong. So this is a little
flashback I had. So I go to this Valera over
here across from the radio station. It's Valero Sonoko. I
think it's both. Actually I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
As I look at my credit card statement, it says Sonoko.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Okay, it's a Sonoka. Anyways, they're like exquisite for buying
all the stuff that not everyplace has. So I found
this Arizona that was a tropical chill sickle or in
this case bomb pap. It's called tropical bampap.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
That's my favorite flavor. Okay, now that needs that looks
like that might be life changing. Is it traumatizing? You
went for the backup clean up, so that might be good.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
To be honest, Is.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
That bringing back bad memories? Memories?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
If that's what the twisted tea tasted like, I would
have drank a whole nother.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Bag slap bag. I hope, I hope that for every
bachelor party.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Dude, Yes, yes, just the only.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
It's a little more tea.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
That's like bomb pop. If if they went to.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Florida, there's no tea involved, there's no tea in it.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
I don't think it feels tea, though it tastes like
tea there in it.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
No, it's all juices in high fruit TOAs corn serrup.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
But there's one hundred and twenty two percent sugar.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Hey number one is fulted water, then high fruit tose
corn zerrum. So at least we know where at least.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Hey, we're hydrate it.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's probably the best bombed hop flavor variation I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
All right, Chris smacking your lips, let's letten.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, I shouldn't do that in the mike. Sorry, everyone,
all right, well you're ready, eight o'clock. Peel peel the
band aid off.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Dalton a PM kickoff. Not on tn T, It's on ABC.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay, hold on, before we get into this, Dalton, do
not be a biased Ohio State fan.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I can't believe I'm gonna do this.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
You can't believe you're gonna do this. I can't believe
I'm gonna do this. Chris, can you believe you're gonna
do this?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I can't believe it's not butter fucking egg?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Do we all need to just peel the bandit off together?
Should and Kumbaya we're.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Really gonna sing Kumbaya because I'm just gonna go ahead
and set it. Tennessee is gonna beat Ohio State in
the shoe agreed, and there's no And I've been holding
it back for so long. I've been holding it back,
holding back talking about it at work, especially with my
my new coworker that I got. You know, we love

(50:15):
talking sports, and I think that's gonna make this work
relationship go really well. I've been waiting until Friday so
we can dive deep in this. I'm gonna tell you this.
If Tennessee watched anything from that Michigan game, I thank god,
it's gonna be an embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
But it's not gonna it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Another thirteen ten embarrassment. It's gonna be a sixteen ten.
It's gonna be of I can't even think of twenty
one seventeen. It's gonna be something along those lines. Again.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
If our offense can't do shit and our defense gets tired,
it could be forty one, a fucking fourteen.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Because if you're if you're if you're a smart man
in and you watched that game like the rest of us,
did you understood this about Olehiose State, stop the offense,
own time of possession. You're gonna win the game.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Very much so.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
But that here's the thing. I textbook just said everything
that every coach could do to every team.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, exactly, you have to actually do it.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
But ran Day has to so much.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
I'm I take Ohio State loses in the shoe.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I agree, and I believe Ryan Day will be looking
for a job Monday morning next week. Yeah, that's a
different conversation, and we might not even have that tonight
because we're not going to do one to that. Chris,
who do you think?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
All right? Two things.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Regardless, I'm always gonna be a buckler. But with that
his poor performance against a fucking rival that shows everything.
I'm clean sweeping it. I hate fucking doing it. But
Tennessee's gonna get the fucking win. Hassein's gonna get pissed off.
We're gonna can Ryan Day, and Bleacher Report is fucking
saying that. All I know is I got one thing

(52:17):
and one thing only, And I'm gonna say to our
fucking eighty right now, you get that little slip of paper,
give it to Mike Rabel, blank check his ass, bring
him to the AHA State University and the discussion Mike
Frable will do what it takes some win, give his
ass a blank check.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
It's like I was saying that not too long ago.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
But you didn't say Mike Frabel. He said he's going
to Cleveland. No, you said, Mike Brabel's gonna touch the Browns.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yes, he still can't. Actually he might be coaching the
Chicago Bears.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
No, No, that's Thinking Riley.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
That's his quarterback right there. Yeah, exactly, the Bear. Okay,
time out, O quick time out. Then we'll go to
the next round.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
If the Bears organization is that dune to pick Lincoln
Riley over Mike Vrabel, then the bears only hope should
be that they can go to a bar and watch
the eighty five Super Bowl on fucking repeat. Next game.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I'm out anyway, I was speaking of it to exist.
It's just because fuck it all right, Well that's the
first round.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Now we're going into the bowl games.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Top bottle.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Let's rapid fire these fuckers.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Yeah, okay, So because it's our own picks, so granddaddy
of them all? Because why not, it's a fucking granddaddy
of them all. Rose Bowl, Oregon, Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Is what I believe all of us pretty much took.
So Rose Bull, who are you taking?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Taking an organ?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Quack quack?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Okay, there's another Doug going around somewhere that's clean sweep there.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
So moving on, we have the Chick fil A Peach Bowl,
Big twelve champ airs on a state taking on the
winner of the five to twelve, which I.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Think most of us took Texas. So moving on, what
you got Texas?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Hook him?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
I will not say it, I'm going to say it,
but Texas moves on. Next game we got is the
Verbal Fiesta Bowl, which Boise State's the home team.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
HEO you got for that round?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Upset? I took Penn State from the first round. I'll
take him again. Penn State moves on.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I'm taking Penn State as well.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Two things.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
One, if Penn State goes against Boise Penn State will
be favored. Two, I'm taking the team that fucking balls
out in the fucking Fiesta Bowl.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Give me Boise State welcome.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Last game we got the Austate Sugar Bowl where Georgia
is the host.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Who you got Georgia?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I'm taking Notre Dame.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
I also think I'm back. I was back and forth
with this because I have Georgia Notre Dame.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
I think Georgia will get off this list start, especially
with Carson Beck not playing. But again, they can play
better without their quarterback somehow, some way. But I Notre
Dame gets it after that. So I'll take a Notre
Dame to beat Georgia next game, because now we're getting
into our seeds, so we'll go with the top game.

(55:24):
So Oregon will be the one, will be the home
team for me.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
And you can look, we both have Oregon Texas.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yeah, and so we all got Oregon Texas. This will
be the common ble. Okay, Oregon Texas.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Who you got. I gotta go with Texas.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Okay, Quack quack buddy.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
I'm taking the big ten team Oregon goes. Now the
bottom game we got that will be the Orange.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Okay, you have Penn State Georgia. You have Penn State,
No Boise Dame. I have Penn State, Notre Dame.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Guess what in my in my world, you're watching this
game for a third time.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
You're taking Georgia.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I got Georgia beating Penn State.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Brother, I got Notre Dame beating Penn State. James Franklin
can do one thing, and that's win a couple of games,
But he can't win big, a big game with.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeh, because you don't have Penn State. I'm speaking from us.
If he can make it to either play Georgia or
whoever that next, that that three rounds, Franklin's gonna re
earn his reputation back.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yes, especially because he's got that contract. He's showing everybody
I got paid. Let's I can do so because I
know you ain't doing it.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Mark my words on that, I guarantee. Now I've spoken
to existence. The football guards are like, no that away.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
So jem, Yeah, all right, who you got that of mine?
Boise State? So my orange bows, Boise State under dame.
This is where I think.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That's just like a terrible matchup.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Well, I guess it's gonna be even more terrible. Better
name will choke this one way. I got Boise State.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Oh my god, you have Boise State playing for the title.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
There's a center l somewhere.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Next. You're gonna tell me how some music got it?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
My god, first round, my guy, I almost put Penn
State in the one dimensional offense. I almost put Penn
State in the national title game. But actually then I
realized a sophomore beat that Texas defense.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
From my point, I'm ready for your point dimensional your ass,
all right, national championship you got you never know what's
your national.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Championship hooking horns? Baby.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I love Texas first because you.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I know, getting.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Alright, alright, alright, and that tune is salad.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Chris, You're gonna be the biggest Clemson venu you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
My phone is gonna be blowing up.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Because that was a game. I don't give a ship anyway.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Texas loses, my bracket is gone.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
So don's got Texas winning at all.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Brother, My my national championship game is the Organ Ducks
and Notre Dame fighting Irish. I'm gonna tell you now,
let them ducks fly, baby quack quack. Oregon first year
in the Big Ten will be a Big Ten champion,
any national champion.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Do we not remember the last time that Notre Dame
went to a national title because Ohio State couldn't.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Was there a man with a fake girlfriend? Yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah yes, and there was also uh Nick Saban.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
So I am sitting on the edge of my fucking
seat waiting for this national team National Championship.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I actually have a rematch of Week two. It is
Oregon and Boise State.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I never thought of.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Didn't Boise State almost win that damn game?

Speaker 3 (59:37):
To State almost won that game?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Hold on, Chris, let me let me just hold on.
I'll let you go.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I'm sorry. I'll comment after. I'll comment up because I
know where you're going after.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
No, I'm ready to see what you got so obviously,
and I'm going this way. Ashton genty not winning the
Heightsman is going to prove everything. Like if I didn't
win the Heisman, let me run it over.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Just wait, chess.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Wait Boise State, like I said it is that is
a one dimensionally Yes, that defense.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
They may not have big names, but they're solid.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
However, Dylan Gabriel has been playing spectacular football lately, and
what Dan Lanning's doing with this Oregon program has been
solid ever since they came Big ten and with everything.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
So even though.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Oregon beat Boise State by seven and we will all
want an underdog story, this is going to be a
twenty twelve score over again, Boise State will fall short
and it's probably gonna be within the first half.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Thing Oregon's gonna take it off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I wanted to when he when he says Boise State
wins championship, I was gonna cry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Hey, there are two teams that laid out the blueprint
to beat Oregon is US and it was Boise. Yeah,
what does Dan dan Laney not do unless it's Washington,
not blow it again a second time? Unless it's Washington,
then he blows it, and he probably blows it harder.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Anyways, that's what she's you know, So personally.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Bake ten into the Oregon Ducks get it because why
not let it happen again. Tosstain won the first playoffs,
Michigan won the last with the four, Oregon won up
with the first twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
So I think the reason why I routed it to
be the SEC championship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Again because you're fucking bis scc by.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Because all right, Paul fine bomb no, I love you
guys on the double years.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
At least I picked a good SEC team.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Boom hey, hey, Vanderbouns not in it's not good fair
enough the boy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Got the CP Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Honestly, Georgia and Texas, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
But yeah, I think from watching Texas way back when
they played Michigan hard like that to be honest, I
think that that Texas team could come out, especially with
if if you look at the slate that they have Clemson. Okay,

(01:02:23):
Texas gets an early lead on Clemson hosting. Their two's
are going to be in Arizona State. Arizona State's not
really they're cinder They're like a Cinderella at four. And
I think it could be the same thing too. No
matter bowl game, Texas can come in steamroll because their
defense is one of the top defenses in the league

(01:02:46):
or not the league and in the n C Double A.
And your first challenge is three your third game. Your
first challenge is your third game, and it could either
be Ohio State, Tennessee or Organ. I picked that it'd
be Organ. I think that's why I personally I don't.

(01:03:11):
I don't like the way it was seated because of
that reason. Why does the number one team have the
hardest route?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Yeah, they should have brought it down to somewhere else,
like they should have had the twelve five matchup.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
One should be down here with seven and ten.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Two should be up here with.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Eight and nine.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yeah, Okay, I get so kind of like NFL the Yeah, Honestly,
when they first should be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
That's what I should be playing five and twelve, and
four should be playing six and eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Well, here's how I like how I first visualized it
looking at it, because of course now we're hanging ours up,
so well, I was gonna hang out. But obviously they
have the eight and nine going to play them one,
so they're sending that up so in case the higher
seed wins.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
But I think they could have. They had a good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Opportunity to do like what the NFL did. So like
let's say the lowest seed won, well, then they could
play the height high.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
See kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
So I like to say SMU opposets Penn State and
then all the higher seeds win, the SME has got
to play Oregon because that was kind of how I
was picking it up. Then when I saw this, and
then I was just like, but again, first year of
the twelve, they can work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Out some kinks. All we know is Alabama's not it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
That's all we know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
And we got twelve team this year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
You already know my foil hat already brought up that
conversation that was earlier in this So gentlemen, you want
to call it a break and we'll be back with
our fun special pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
You gave me a damn heart attack, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I'll take the breath. I'll take a water break too,
so on the note, we'll be right back. Uh from
a quick break here, Hey, chairman, Here the fans, and
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(01:05:39):
AIRBS airviews of the weekdton, start it off. Who's your
bum of the week?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
The factory of sadness they call themselves the Cleveland Browns.
Whoam do better? Or I'll personally throw a road flare
in the Cayahoga again. Wait, I shouldn't have said again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Catch it on fire, on fire? Whoops Ooopsio.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Christion Burb my AFB.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Is everything going on within the Marshall Football program? Yes
ten and three win the sum Belt, don't extend the
head coach. He takes a job to Southern miss so
within an hour time span in the same day, he
goes from the best to the worst and he's selling
conference and a majority of your team entered the transfer
portal to where you only have I think they said

(01:06:37):
twenty four players officially on the roster. Other quarterbacks transferred
all their positions, so they had to op out of
their bowl game against Army and Louisiana Tech has taking
their place.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah, because they would be next one in line.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
And there was no other six and sixteen squad rolling
so the commit so the bull committee had a scramble around.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
But for Marshall to do that just man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
First Unbowl eligible team to get into a bowlgain. Yeah,
at least done a while, so but you got a chairman.
My bum of the week has to be the Kansas
City Chiefs. You lose your starting quarterback while playing against
the Browns, a team that that game meant absolutely nothing
for either of those teams because the Browns are gonna

(01:07:24):
suck this year and the Chiefs really didn't need that win,
or they could have gotten that win playing guys off
the fucking Street at Cleveland because deep down, with all
the injuries and the morale being so low in Cleveland,
it didn't that hard of a win. But you lose
your star star starting quarterback who may or may not

(01:07:47):
get calls in his favor. I don't know, not my
not my cup of tea to talk about it, but
you was that and you only win that game by
what was it two touchdowns?

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah, Horpe, Yeah, it's twenty one seven horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Do better, Dalton. Who's your unit of the week?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Unit of the week. That's a tough one today.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Oh the Hawaiian pie, the Hawaiian pie.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Oh yeahwaianizza with extra cheese, the pizza or mystery pizza
from the OK cafe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Guys, good job pizza you may have right now. That's
really my only unit I have because I have very
low hopes and I would not want to be in
Columbus on Saturday. I get that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
So, Chris, my unit.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Is actually going to be a tooth for mom because
it is from this past Sunday. Like Chrman, involves a
football game, the Buffalo Bills in the Detroit Lions forty
two on a four to twenty five afternoon slot. M
Josh Allen Jared Goff, both throwing the ball, slinging the tatler.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Doing good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Jim.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
That might be in the running for one of the
best NFL games this season my book. Not a terrible
performance by both squads.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I mean, think about Jared Goff threw for five touchdowns
but lost the game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Nope.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
And what Josh Allen is doing right now, hell, he
should have gone engaged sooner and then he got.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
A no oh no, no, this is all flow hype again.
It's it'll come crashing down here soon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Just second round of the playoffs, just waiting be prepared
for the second round.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
But regular season wise, solid performance for both it's coming
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Can it even be in the championship of what is
is your unit?

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
My unit is out of the powerhouse of the SEC.
Granted an injunction allowing him to play another year of
college football, Diego Pavia will be playing another year as
the starting quarterback at Vanderbilt. How many years is that now?

(01:10:23):
I can't even fucking count, But he's got another years.
Got him beat first time in junior college towards his
overall years in NC double A any trust loan.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
You know what, but the guy that beat Alabama's coming back.
He wants to go for round two, he.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Said, an indirect quote from his Twitter, My lawyers are
legit dead dead bro. That is that is a man
right there, that's got him fucking hanging ten feet down.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
An that's an absolute unit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
He got that dog in him. Five years to play
four seasons. Wait, but the current crop of college players
have been greatd next year on top of those limited
to the disruption of the coronavirus pandemic. Did an initial
complaint government super an organization. It is not saying how
many years he has had.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
You have to look him up, like specifically with his
stats of where he played.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Here we go, all right, I should have did this research.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
My bad. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
This is only year four. Wait no, wait, no.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
It's gonna be a year four of a Vandy though.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
It's going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Yes, he had twenty two to twenty three at New
Mexico State, twenty four Vanderbilt.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Oh, he's been around.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
We're thinking of somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
No, you're thinking of at Penn State.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
I thought Utah's quarterback was still came rising.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
There was a rumor that he might come back but no,
but mistake came outside Allan Bowman's coming back for like
his ninth year.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yeah that cam Rising has been in college and Trevor
Lawrence and him came in at the same time, played
around the same time. But Trevor Lawrence went went to
the raft. He's got two years in the league while
Cam Rising was still playing college ball. They're both the
same age.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Yesep, all right, gentlemen, before we get moved along to
DB's three here, we all picked one bowl game you get,
you get a little bit of time to chat about it,
nothing too long. What is the bowl game that you're
most excited to watch and or hope to watch? Who
wants to kick it? One of you? Two? Chris kickt

(01:12:40):
I got him? Bullshit, you're the one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
I have Eggan on this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Kick it. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Okay, kick it, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I'm I'm excited for this Ventures Bowl sixty Vengers Bowl
because I think Arkansas State and Bowling Green will be
a great matchup, even though I think Bowling Green is
going to steamroll because Bowling Green damn near should have
upset a CFP team two.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Of them, two of them?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Do them? Maybe them Falcons gonna be flying. I think
this might be a two touchdown win for them. This
will be a grand full appearance for them.

Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
And this is the up and up for some maction
moving along, Max, Max, That's all I needed to say.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
All right for mine, I was back and forth with
a couple, but I'm kind of sticking with this one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
It's on New Year's e Wow, Okay, But the reason why.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
I'm also looking at it at two ranked teams, but
I'm not looking at it as a team wine thing
because both the programs are solid.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Both of them are nine to three. I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
So I'm looking at Shame Beamer and a South Carolina
game Cock and Rebelima and is Illinois fighting the line?
Like I am looking more into that coaching matchup, Like, Okay,
he's throwing me this, Hey tell my I gotta tell
my guys, we need to adjustice go with that. So
I'm kind of thinking within this bull game, how well
will be on the like how will they react if

(01:14:11):
they throw something else?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Like how will the coaching bee?

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
And I'm kind of well, New Year's Eve three o'clock,
I'm hoping to be sitting in front of there. Of course,
SEC Big ten matchups so nothing can go wrong with that.
But uh, I'll spoil my pick and I'll say it again.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
I'll go cos, oh, yeah, this was my bit, wasn't it. Yes,
it was your bit. And let me guess. Do you
have a bull game?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Yeah? I do. I'm bouncing back and forth with we're waiting.
So dude, I mean I have to go with this
one because these are two teams that faced a lot
of adversity and now are playing each other. And there
are two teams that we utterly hate.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Yes, I know exactly the one you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Same day as Christopher, I'm gonna be watching the Relyoquest
Bowl because Alabama and Michigan are playing each other rematch. Rematch.
Now why am I watching this game? Because I just
need some slight redemption in my life. I want Alabama
to walk in and just, please, for the love of God,

(01:15:19):
just get your head out of you ass and just
whoop that ass. That's it. That is all the only
the only game that conflicted that was the Ali Mobile
will b Yu in Colorado.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
That one's going to be interesting. Even though Big Twelves
winning the Alim Mobile.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Yes, yes, so that Big twelve Conference is already a
champion in that game.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Now, if I were to go through for which ones
are left and say, the worst one you could watch
game wise would probably have to be the Arkansas State
Bowling Green sixty eight ventures bul that's probably the watch

(01:16:06):
both seven and five. It really doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
It's on a Thursday, but it's gonna be good for
maction when Bowling Green gets a three touchdown when.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
I don't know, Arkansas State's pretty good maction.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Baby, it's probably hating on it because you picked it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
That's why freaking Paul fine bomb over here sas.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Bomb Dalton Dalton Fine bomb man.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
All Right, I don't know about you, but I'm done
for this bit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Are you ready for DB's three? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
So I guess it's been brought to my attention that
we've never done this before.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Piss me off.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Pissed me off too, because.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
We were saving that as a banger to end the year.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Yeah, I forgot, we're not fuck ma fuck I know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Hey, you guys can go live without me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
We could do it. Could just hop on live probably
not because I don't have anything set up yet.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Really got it? You just got to pop up a computer,
our phone. The rest Who do the hard.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Work I've been.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
I'm getting on.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
A real kick lately. Yeah, been on a real fucking
sandwich kick lately.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
I want to do some kick.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
You just want to diabolically see if we can out
draft each other to see if you guys pick my
top five favorite sandwiches. I'm ready from me now. Rules
and stipulations. You must have one breakfast sandwich, oh okay, okay.
You must have one dedicated lunch sandwich ship.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
One burger okay, getting you're gonna talk about a dedicated
dinner sandlance.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
One burn dedicated dinner sandwich. Yeah, I one burger of
some form. It has to have a patty of some
sort on it. And you get two wild cards.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Oh okay, So anything.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Anything, you get two wild cards. So yes, we're just
gonna go ahead because it's the best meal of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
And I have before we class we need to classify
what a sandwich is deemed not a hot dog. So
if it isn't it is on a bread.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
But it's not a split down the middle bread that's
not completely unfolded, because that is not a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Even though, but that's a HOGI hogies count, okay, But
that's also a hogy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Split all the way. I'm saying a hot dog is
not split all the way. It can't be a hot dog.
We're not playing hot dog as a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Okay, so you're really just saying hot dogs are not
a sandwich, but everything else with a split butt can
because hogies having split. But like if you get subw
so it's just no hot dogs, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I don't want to We'll do hot dogs at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Yeah, but again, subs are so good, right, Subs are fine.
Anything that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
No hot dogs, that's it. Sub subs are fine. Wait,
so sausages are out too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Sausages hold on because, like you know, because there is
a sandwich that I eat all the time that I
hope nobody takes and that has sausage. It has sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Okay, So just a hot dog is classified as out.
Everything else is open.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Yes. Broads, yes, yes, yes, that's a that's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
A weird area with brods.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Nah, sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Okay, we'll talk if it comes up, how about that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Yes, we'll debate. We can debate, all right. So, because
it's the first meal of the day and I haven't
been able to eat it on time since I started
this new job. We're gonna start with breakfast. Usually I'm
eating breakfast around noon and getting to work at six.
I don't know. My body's just adapting. It's weird. How

(01:20:11):
did we do this last time? I started?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Last I sorted, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Buddy, begging on a roll, bacon, egg.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
A roll. Okay, so you take a roll.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
He took my sandwich, beg on a roll. I knew it.
I knew he had to have known when he said, fuck,
youngest goes first.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
He took.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
He's got the same big back mind as me, big bag,
big bag.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Okay, I gotta switch up. Fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
I was not ready for that, all right, mister, I
haven't eaten breakfast in seven years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
No, I would rather you'd.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Rather you to think about his life choices here thinking about.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
My life choice I did.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
I'll give it to you there. So all right, obviously breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
You could say I kind of been getting on the
cake lately with some breakfast sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Really, I know, I know, right, the world's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Well, no fucking ship, it's a high and it's going outside.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Help browze over because Chris has been eating breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Hel Michigan is probably frozen over.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
How Michigan is not yet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Just trust me. I drove by for some reason. I
don't know why.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
So okay, because it's a patty. I've been doing turkey sausage. Hey, okay,
but she's on an English muffin. Okay, sausage, but the
English muffin.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
That doesn't need So what's great.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
What's great is, since I'm so glad you specified and
said turkey sausage, I'm a normal sausage sausage, cheese, sausage, cheese,
the sausage muff sausage. But twist put a hash brown
right on top of it. That's put my go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
To recently egg hash brown sausage. You don't do egg.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
I haven't done the egg in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
The psychopath and don't forget the jelly.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
And if I want to be got a game changer
before you do it my way, get the hot sausa packet,
take a top of conte and put it because the
this is this is why I am big back energy
right now. And English muffins got them dimples, right, So
you put it on the top, and then you take

(01:22:54):
the hash brown and when you put it down, so
when you squeeze it in that ship doesn't go out,
gets absorbed into the hash brown and into the little
holes of the English. Yeah, new pants, I'm tickling you
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Pants?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
All right? Does that mean I get to go next?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Run it out?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
All right? Lunch? Just so I can get this one
out of the way and nobody can fucking take it.
Give me a classic Italian from Jersey Mikes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Okay, that is like my all time favorite lunch. Like
to go get.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Although where you got it from isn't too shabby, but
obviously classical.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
If you can get it griddled at Jersey Mikes. Do
here's some more big backship. If you can get it
griddled at Jersey Mikes, and then ask every Italian is
gonna look at me weird, I like spice fuck off,
ask for the Chipotle mao.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Okay, so but you went on the subtrain.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
I guess I'll stick with it and I'm stuck. But nah,
I'm going all reliable.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
I'm going Local paints, pizza Rustbye sub.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
I'm on local favorite sub of all time dude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Yeah the O G S.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
I just had it not too long ago, and no offense.
I've not been more disappointed in my life. I have
ownership continue.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
All right, you're on the train.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I know you don't. This is about to come out
of fucking nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
I feel like lunch subs have to be a cold
cut sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Oh yeah, Italian's cold cut.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Yeah, you already went with Italian, and so is a
pro speef. I want to cold cut combo from subway.
Add pepperoni.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Oh my god, all right, happy Gilmour, cold cut dombo, pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
I need, I need loyal vinegar, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper,
game change, little bit of Oh always add spinach in
there too.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Kill the lettuce.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
No, you need the crunch spinning chads a little bit,
but the iceberg as correction, not the crunch hydrated autographs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
I am not putting cucumbers in a sub.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
You put pickles on a sub.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
You are putting I do not put pickles on a
sub I have. That's your problem, not mine. I already have.
I already.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
You can start off the burgers and then we can
go to the wild cards.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
I don't know where you're going with it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
I need a double bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, just kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Like a Western a.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Western burger with like that Friday on your wing. That's it, bucket.
So a Western burger with white Americans.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Give me, oh yeah, that's that's a good one too.
Just give me a basic. So just give me a classic,
classic double cheeseburger. Wouldn't he next anyone out of order?

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
I know what Chris is going with.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
We went this one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Yeah, because we're used to going youngest to the oldest.
But you said I want to go because you were
also hurt because of the breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Because I ruined your boatdega breakfast, my Bodega sandwich. Continue,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
I got a link in front. Mean I need to
behave anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
So for burgers, I'm going with an older another older, reliable,
old order reliable.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
I'm going rallies. Hit me up with that classic big Beauford.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
He just took my fucking double cheeseburger.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Yes, but he get out of Patty And.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
You can still go a double cheeseburger. You just have
to add some some flair to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
It, mindus sung and you can have onon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Oh good my stomach. And I don't agree with oh,
just because I've done it one time and it's the
only burger I can think of off the top of my
head is uh no, I've only ate this burger one time.
Give me the Thurmon Burger, Thurman's Cafe, not son of Thurman.

(01:27:31):
I'm going to German Village and getting it because again,
ownership it's not doing well. Oh god, four run it now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Wild cards could be any sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Wild cards can be anything chicken, bacon, ranch.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
So fuck her, Thank god. I already have another one
life of a big bag.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Question.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Yeah, you order it as a sandwich, but they cut
it in half because that's just what they always do.
Still a sandwich even though they cut it in half.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Yep, still between two pieces of bread.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
That's again. As long as it's not a hot dog,
you're safe.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
No inners allow anyway. You four score reading turkey ranch
bacon from Arby's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
One underrated mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Ship now that we're talking Arby's. Fuck I don't know, man,
fuck it. Double beef and cheddar yep, double beef and
cheddarcounters roast or the half pound beef and cheddar half pounder,
half pound beef and cheddar. Brother, we got to talk

(01:28:51):
about the classic something that the only time I will
ever talk about a pickle belonging on a sandwich and
has to be on a sandwich. We got a talk
about an authentic Cubano sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Oh thank god, my sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Pled pork ham, Swiss cheese, a little bit of pickle.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Okay, I'm not skipping this time.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
No, you're good, So book it. I want to say,
because this one and you guys share it. The thing
is he shared it with me, but it involved something
that I most likely took off the menu. But I'm
adding more meat to it if I mention it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Being you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
If not, I'll take out my wild card and they'll
be my number one for honorable mention, because it's obviously
going to be the honorable mention or or reliable when
we're drunkish, when we're having fun and we're hungry at
three am, get fucked exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
We're getting two sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Technically we're getting the mcdouble with a McChicken, but we're
taking the chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Put it right in between the mcdouble.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
It does count. It's a wild card. It does count.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
That's my wild card.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Does it's wild that's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
My number five.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
I'm glad I get the last pick of this draft,
because I'm so glad that nobody took this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Oh I'm ready, I'm ready anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Jackson sang a song about this, you know, this poor
Man's Steak. It kind of goes like, I still like
Balooney on white bread all and then, but we have
a Bolooney place that's just here, and I gotta go
with the classic g n r't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
And what's sad is is the burger I was thinking
of was the country Boy, but I couldn't remember what
it was. But I'm not going to change it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Now, get honorable mention, run through, running back to background
country Boy, country Boys, honorable mention.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
I get a little bit. I grew up on Blooney
and I like hamburgers. I'd rather have beef than chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Respect that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
And even though yeah, I probably say I agree with
you with the honorable mention, but even so classical.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Honorable mention hot dog from.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
The hot Dog from Winter.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Rally Rally, Bro, do you not remember that kick of
Chris and I getting hot dog for like an entire year?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
You guys that I tried the No, I didn't, I
tried the hot Dog from five Guys oh, really not
worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
No, dude, that's like an eight dollars hot dog, nine dollars.
You might as well cook it at home.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Brother, she talked me to the bacon cheddar hot.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Dogs do it at home. No, I was being a
dick about the hot dog. Mentioned sandwich has to be
a ruben yu.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Didn't anybody say that?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
A cubano to me is way better. And I already
had a roast beef sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
With you know what happound being I guess one that
nobody said was and I kind of kept it. I
held it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Philip cheesteak, yep, yep, Philip chees Steak held off. Once
we got to you, I thought that was going to
be your final answer. I didn't think you were going
I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
You were going to get that or something related.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I'm surprised a grilled cheese sandwich didn't make it in there,
just because of how basic bitches we are sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Kay speaking of think local and then we can get
out of here. Shovel City Drinkery during like the fall summertime,
for like four four weeks spread out, it was like
one week there was a grilled cheese truck, then there
was there was another one another week there was another
grilled cheese truck like spaced out for like four weeks

(01:32:33):
at a time. Damn, I had some pretty bomb fucking
a grilled cheese. Uh. Also, what's really sad? I don't know.
Does everybody in here like tomato? A great honorable mention
would have to be tomato and mao sandwich, just saying summertime,

(01:32:53):
summertime classic.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Hey man, an egg and cheese on a roll is
also good. Regular egg and cheese on like a bar
or something like that. Solid So, gentlemen, any final words
color from any information before we getend the.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
Year now, I don't want a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
I hope everybody has a merry Christmas and a happy
New Year Christmas on this new schedule, start being a
little bit more active with the Tiki talk ticky talkie,
even though I think TikTok is going away.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Yeah we will. We'll start working on that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
So might be going to Instagram reels.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
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Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Forget New Year's Coliseum.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Absolutely and uh. On that note, I hope your holidays
are good. Hope the new year is good. We will
see you a new year. On that note, I will
thank you for listening to Not Travis Sports Fans.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Verry fucking Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
You felt the animals. It's time to go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
I got a bedtime reminder. I gotta go to bed
here in forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Yeah, there's Betty by time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Not I. I feel like it's a good stopping point.

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