Dingers for the Land!!! - NYASFP ep. 170

The Fans are back talking about the playoffs of the NBA and NHL, NFL schedules released, a fans trip this past weekend and jersey conversations. AFB's and AFU's of the week with DB's 3 going of the rails this week with holiday draft a plate! Hear what The Fans have to say this week! 

Episode Transcript

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It's okay. You have to haveCTE kicked in from the last time.
What happens to the dojo stays inasana, but then yet it's still leaked
to the internet. Ooh self burnt. Those are rare. This is a
family friendly podcast. You are nowlistening to the not your average sports fans
podcast. Now here's your host,Alec Beichelman and the fans. Is it

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July? Dude, it feels likeit cold beers, warm pizzas a room
that's ninety degrees and a fan doesn'thelp. You know, you said that
the right way, and it's notcold pizza warm beer. Yes, absolutely,
Well, to be honest with you, it would be one then number

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two because at the end of theday, cold pizza really isn't bad if
it's breakfast breakfast a Champion. Yeah, would you say that warm beer would
also be a part of Breakfast ofChampions. There's been many mornings of Hair
the Dog where I woke up withwarm beer. So so really that that
natty light that's floating in the waterthat was ice. That's kind of like

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the last ship. Yep, yeah, that's usually what happened. Yeah,
So what you're saying is it trulyis just up and downhill. It's like
a roller coaster. Sure, yeah, like Cedar Point, except that shit's
way too expensive now. And alsothey already shut down the Dragster two.

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Yeah, they already shut it downfor the season. What happened now,
probably welding. I was told Iheard rumors that welding was having an issue
with So that's what happens when engineersmake something and you build it way too
fast. Yes, no, thething is it's just copycat of the original.
But they thought they fixed the originalproblem, but they didn't. They

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had too many rollbacks again, soso for the rollbacks, but the welds
aren't holding the rollbacks. The welds, I think are just kind of up
in the air too. I thinkit's just a combination of the both.
We'll stop hiring fucking ship welders there, you go, boom easy, busy,

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or just make a little bit shorteraccount. Just make a little bit
shorter of a roller coaster, justthat easier. Not the weld that'd be
me like trying to weld. Welcometo not your average sports Fans podcast.
I am out back, welcoming intothe studio, fans. It is damn

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hot in this studio. Thankfully,the a C will be fixed after after
this week on myself for the podcast, and waved myself after the podcast.
See how much weight A lost wouldhave just thought it was college to like
not that, not college two days, but high school two days. Maybe.

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Yeah, when you're sweating in thathot ass locker room trying to eat
a subway sub Yeah, that's beensitting in a lunch box for five hours,
or sitting in the way in thewrestling room trying to cool off in
the wrestling room. No, deepdown, it's the wrestling room. Done
that. And to be honest withyou, even after you run around outside
college, you're still cleaner than thefloor in the wrestling room. Yeah.
College was nice because our locker roomwas air conditioned. Oh oh man,

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it was beautiful. It was abeautiful thing. You get in it's nice
and cool, go back out fuckinghot. Yeah, how does you play
on turf? Amplifies it by abouttwenty twenty five degrees, so those eighty
degree days were one hundred degree days. Yeah, you were just playing on
a robe with carpet. Rubber carpet, yes, yes, rubber carpet.

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That's exactly what we played on.It's just grown man carpet, that's all
it is. Shit, Turffern wasterrible when it was hot. Oh this
is so bad. Yeah, butsir, what's on the mind? I
guess turf burn? Now is ittime for me to go to Baton Rouge
yet? Ain't that around the corner. I'm just ready for it to be

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here. I really am. Wellnot. You made it seem like you
got a lot of plans with it. I hope I can cut enough weight
to have fun. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, we're heading out that Wednesday,
the fifth, and then early morningand then I won't be back in

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Ohio till the ninth, probably earlymorning on the tenth. Okay, so
we have to kind of cram asmuch stuff as we can between the night
of the eighth and yeah, earlyin the morning on the ninth. So
it might be one of those daysthat I watched the sunrise and then sleep

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all the way back to Ohio.Nice, So we'll see fire. Look,
yeah, shit's getting heavy. Prepis prepping. I'm tired. It's
hot. I'm sweating all the time. It's swamp past season. It is
swamp season. Swamp past season.It ain't a good time to be alive.

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I actually don't mind the I'll saythis and I'll die on this hill.
I'm a big guy that likes theheat. Just takes me a couple
of days to get used to.You might as well just said you're a
penguin that likes the heat. Iam stop it. I'm a polar bear
that likes the heat. If youthink about it, stop No, well,
I'm not gonna stop incorrect. Howam I incorrect? I don't know.

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I just who in their right mindenjoys the heat. I I can
go both ways. I can walkinto air conditioning and walk out and I'll
go, fuck it's fucking hot,and I'll get out there and I get
moving. I'm like, yeah,I'm fine. The problem is is when
I'm wedding and then I stopped sweatingwhen you walk, and I'm not saying
stop sweating like I'm going to dieof a heat stroke. I'm saying stop

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sweating as I walked back into theair conditioning, and now you're drenched in
your cold. Now I'm cold,and now I'm comfortable, and now I'm
tired. I don't know. Iguess some weird fuckers sleep good in the
hot. I sleep so good inthe cold, and I think that's why.
Well I am who I am?Like, what's your apartment? What's

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your apartment set out right now?Well, it wasn't seventy Yeah, you're
already too high for me. Butshe dropped it down to like sixty four
before I left, So it'll probablybe at sixty four to sixty a little
low for me, but that's allright. What's your house set up?
I added around seventy, but Ibumped it up because I knew it was
supposed to be hot, and I'mtrying to balance it out because they say

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you want your air conditioning to rungood, running colder at night, Yeah,
running colder at night, and thenhave it close or warm. So
I think I had a set withit. I had it at seventy two
and five sixty five constant. Ilike a solid for work. I bump
it up to sixty eight. SixtyEight's would I leave it every every minute

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if it's cold outside, sixty eightthe exactly units are nice? Put sixty
nine? Yeah, well I doleave it on sixty nine, especially if
it's those really hot days like we'repushing like one hundred degrees. Yeah,
no, I keep it at sixtynine. And they always tell you not
to go too low because you cancause a power surge or whatever. Fifteen
twenty degrees difference for your house dermostatcompared to the outside. So like say

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if it's eighty five degrees, theykind of say keeping around seventy fifteen to
twenty degree difference PSA to all thepeople out there. PSA to homeowners and
apartment Dude, they go one hundreddegrees outside, it's got to be said
eighty five take you know what,I'm taking the power surge? Jeous No,

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J. Let's talk about the factwhen it was at heat in deck
some because we've had that before.That would be one hundred degrees in your
house. Ye, shutting the fuckoff like no, I no, Hey,
the light's off, it's cooler.Well, I just keep in mind,
No, it's hotter with the lightsoff. It's still hotter. Dark

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it tracks heat, it holds heatbetter. Like I said, I'm the
only son of a bitch you canget a sunburn with a hype of his
shirt on. I'm fucking k meon white. I eat porcelain white.
I'm fucking meon white. Let's getthat right, all right, Chris,
what's on your mind? Yes,well apparently now we're talking temperature stuff.

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So yeah, what have we becomemeteorologists? Hey, I'll take I'll be
a meteorologists get paid to get theweather wrong, you know, I'll take
that. You know what, theonly thing they're good at. I got
into this argument a couple of daysago. Yeah, the only thing they're
good at is tracking a tornado andit went the wrong way. Yeah,
because it's like some leather. Hey, what the meteorologists say. I'll be

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like, I'll be your meteorologist.What was the weather? Uh, it's
sunny right now, so we gotsome that boom, there's the weather anyway,
rain? Oh there, there's arain cloud over there. They're going
much rain over there. I seethe trees are gone. Weather. Rock
is the stick? Is the rock? Wet? It's raining? Is the
rock? The rock? Hot?It's hot? Is the rock? Cold?

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It's cold? Is the rock?Gone? Runs windy? But but
other than that, just getting throughthe work week. Memorial Day weekend is
coming up, so playing spend sometime with the fam and had some baseball
going on, and baseball seasons slowlystarting to heat up, getting within the

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middle of the marathon. Boys,I keep winning dollars doll hairs on baseball.
I'll hire none wrong with that.So chairman over mind, budd uh,
it's hot. You're gonna go homeand then you're gonna find out you

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go swamp fire ass bad time totake a bite of pizza. Pretty much,
it's hot. It's gentlemen, it'sbeen hot the last three days,
and I hate it because it's May. It's not supposed to be hot.
It's supposed to be seventy seventy fiveright now, where I can weave the
windows open and I wake up andit's cold with the windows open, and
I go to bed and it startsto get cold again. Nah, Yes,
that's what it should be. No, but it's not. I know.

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I wish I had that, becausethose are the days. That's what
I loved. That's why I likefall, and that's why I like early
spring. It's because you can havethe window open and wake up and be
cold. I think we only hada taste of about a week and a
half of actual spring. I know, and it was great. I loved
it. But now I'm pissed becausewe all have I opened the window.
No, I mean I've opened thewindows a couple of times. Last week

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or two weeks ago, was likedropped down like sixty five anything below anything
at about seventy six, seventy eightin down. I love the one was
open. Once it gets to theeighty area, that's when you start gotta
looking looking into the air condition ACwas on when it hit seventy. Oh.

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But other than that, we hadsome baseball this weekend. That was
a great fun surprise. I wasn'tready for. Oh yeah, surprise.
Got to Cleveland. Yeah, Chrisshowed up. Well, pretty much what
the story was was tell the story. He had texted me at the beginning

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of the weekend was like, Hey, you want to got Sam's Club on
Sunday? And I was like eh, or not really but whatever. And
then Kylie was like pushing me tobe like, hey, Let's go to
Sam's Club on Sunday. I'm likeokay, sure whatever. Alright, So
he comes, he shows up onSunday. It's like ten am him,
Brendon, Kylie and I get inthe car and we start going going towards

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San Dusky and I'm just the entiretime, I'm like, why are we
going to sand Dusky to go toSam's Club? But whatever missed the exit.
We get all the way there andI'm looking at it. I'm like,
oh, it's right there, here'sthe exit, Chris and the fast
lines and I'm like okay, andwe're on tube and I'm like, what
are you doing? Why'd you gopast it? And it just kind of

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took a little bit. Took alittle bit. And then they're like,
we're not going to Sam's Club andI'm like, what what do you mean?
And they're like going to Cleveland.I'm like, fuck, are we
going to Cleveland? They're like,go watch some baseball and I'm like,
huh, you mean to tell mewe're gonna go watch the baseball. Yeah.
So we're at the game Sunday wherethey tried to really fucking lose it

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and then won it. Yeah inthe tenth with a walk off bottom of
the ninth walk off. Yeah,oh yeah, not the tenth. I'm
sorry they didn't go in back,but it felt like extra endings because it
was fucking hot. It was hotout there, dude, But really good
game otherwise, really good defensively,but uh, just fully surprised I wasn't

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ready for it. And uh yeahthat was that was Sunday surprise baseball.
Yeah, it was great part ofhis bachelor gift. Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, because we had talked aboutone to do the baseball going on
Friday night, but it didn't happen, so right, So and I told
Kylie. I was like, hey, let's price. I like taking the
baseball on a Sunday tickets, decentprice, thirty eight bucks, section one

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oh three. We were right bythe bullpen. Actually, one thing I
could bring up to you guys,if you guys want to go down to
Cincinnati and watch the Guards play theReds on my birthday. I was still
up in the air on that becausethat's the week like I'll be back from
Baton Rouge. So money's probably goingto be scarce, but I'd find a

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way. I would find a way. And I think with my employee discount,
I think we could get like midraine, like mid or lower seats
for like forty bucks. Oh yeah, a see Cincinnati where they're study connect
uniforms. I'll look into it more. Yeah, but baseball baseballs. So

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before we get into baseball's oh shit, pizza, we canna do pizza.
Ba I am, I gotta getmy phone ready. Oh god, I
don't know. It might be oneof those we do the mystery pizza.
Take that early break pizza. Asalways, the mystery Pizza is brought to
you by the Okay Cafe. Yes, and they hit a freaking home run

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with the other pizzas. So I'mholding this. This is just as much
of a home run today. Onesecond, as we get this set up,
well, I can tell you oneof the ingredients because it's hanging outside
of the box right now. Interesting, Okay, so we have one of
them. I got one of them. You know the rules, mister pizza
four toppings smell like do whatever youneed? That smells like a dirty ass

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sock. You must be smelling alot of dirty socks then, yeah,
but I'm not in the locker roomanymore. Smell too many, sense I
don't know. I'm kind of lost. They they keep one in there,
and it's the one that's hanging outsideof the box. It's just so damn
so here, we'll let the we'lllet them see it. There you go,

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wet at the bottom. That's grease. It wet. I think it's
just because it's wet the boxes mountain, it's wet. Ye, No,
that's grease. No, the boxis molting because it's so hot. All
right, anyway, quick and easy, let's do Pepperoni sausage, onion,
mushroom. I'm in the same Pepperonisausage, onion, mushroom, sausage,

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onion, bacon, pepper ring sausage. Hey, pepper bacon ring. All
right, pepper bacon ring. Ilike pepper pepper bacon ring. Do we
give them the top? What waythe fuck off? Mushroom onion green pepper
onion peppy? Hey, we gotthe onion right that? Yeah? That?

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It's like I said, mushroom.M didn't you guess mushrooms? I
guess mushroom. It's like a vegetarianspicy pizza. Yeah, exactly, burn
a vegetarian butt off. You hadno ship? All right? No,
try slice of this guy. Ofcourse you w me one on there too.

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There you go, burn my ass. I guess that really burns my
ass. You know what really grindsmy gears? Is it give us a
fucking vegetarian pizza. No, I'mjust kidding. H m hmm. It's
got some spice. I'll tek youpretty good. Okay, I second,

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I take that back. It's refreshingtext, you're really good, the nice
cake, a little bit of heat. But then with everything else it works
works out oddly, refreshing, likeweirdly hmm. I guess uh, I
gotta start eating more vegetables. Maybeour fat asses just needed a break from

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some meat for ones. You know, they used a different marker, so
I know it's somebody else. They'relike, they probably keep tabs of like
which ones they give us. They'relike, these guys have never had a
full veggie pizza and they just wentfuck it, just threw it on there.
Mm hmm. Most likely that's actuallythat not bad. No one's really

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good. Damn they do make agood pie. They do make a damn
good pie. But as we digress, gentlemen, we got to talk about
baseball, about how the Guardians arefucking smoking it right now. The Guardians
are amazing right now. They needto keep going. Whatever's going. Momentum,

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it's it. I've never seen momentumthis early from a Cleveland team,
and I'm saying that Indians and Guardiansorganization, I've never seen momentum this early
before All Star where they're driving toget the winds now so they can enjoy
their break and not have to worryabout the final push. Yeah. Right,

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but then again, you know,you go to Chicago and you drop.
Yeah, that was rough. Thenyou had a tough series with Texas,
but after they got swept by Colorado, seems like baseball is being baseball.
We're getting into the heat of things. No pun intended as I'm currently

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sweating. Yes, no, weliterally are. It's we got in the
heat of things before All Star breakits. But I will say this happened
that we haven't had it as muchthe last few years. One thing that
we did talk about that's happening isthe bats are batting. Yes, people
are stepping up when they need to. Jose Ramirez is probably going to surpass.

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I just saw the statistic Manny Ramirezand home runs this year. Yeah,
he's right there behind Manny. Ithink he's at two twenty seven.
He has to hit two thirty fiveor two thirty six. I think surpass.
Excuse me, he's up there.Downfall was uh Crasco's on the d

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L or the I L. Idon't feel like he was pitching as well
as I would like to start today. Yeah, that's an up in the
air. I don't like to seethat he's on the il just as a
human being. But I don't know. I've not been very impressed with him
this year. But again you alsohave to think the man's been through everything.

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Oh yeah, final tour, beenthrough everything. Yeah. Absolutely,
So on one hand, it's justyeah, I don't know. Maybe he'll
come back and be swinging, firingon all cylinders, ready to go.
But if you look at it,the Guardians and the Reds, Ohio baseball
is swinging. Like we said acouple I think we said a couple of

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weeks ago for the draft, Ohiobaseball is clicking, clicking. We have
the fourth best record in baseball.Holy shit. We have the best record
in baseball in the Central, bothCentral Divisions. Second in the American We

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are second in the American behind uhthe Yankees, who beat well, we
beat one, thirty three and sixteen. But they're not the best team in
baseball. No, the best teamin baseball is Phillies absolutely, and the
Dodgers are tied for second with theYankees thirty three and Kansas City's right on

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our tails. Boys, I thinkKansas City will start festering off. They're
a game and a half back,and we see him in a couple of
weeks. So we've gotta we've gotto play keep playing well for a little
while. We gotta try to sleepthem, yeah when we play them,
because I want to say that'll beand uh, they'll be coming here,

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I believe. And the Reds aredoing all right, but they've cooled off.
They started hot, they started hot, they played down a bit,
but then they'll get they get they'llget back in the swing of things,
because I mean, that's central.So they are in a three game losing
streak right now, which is notthe worst streak in baseball of losses,
because today, yeah, they're upon the Podrace do nothing. We're up

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seven, change up. Middle ofthe sixth, Reds are to nothing.
Bottom of the seventh, Guards areseven to four. Damn hey, fun
fact, Mariners are up on theYankees, do nothing, bottom of the
fourth, two out. Well,the Twins were pissed off when they left
because they are beating the literal shitout of Washington right now, eight to

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nothing. So yeah, yeah,but gentlemen, this is some baseball we
haven't seen in I'm gonna say mylifetime, I give it to the warm
weather. Yeah, how teams dowhat play better when it's warm? Yeah,
it's hot, it's hot. Ain'twarm, it's hot. So what

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you're telling me is we need anIndian summer. I mean we need a
hot fall in the fall. Ithink we're going to have a oddly hot
fall. Mm hmm. Well,I I hope so, because I'd love
another Pennant and I'd love World Series. I don't think the Pennant's going to
come to Cleveland this year, butI think it could be a fight.

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No, it's I think. Yeah, we're not even fifty games in for
the season. Yeah, it's onehundred sixty two game marathon for a reason.
We're not not All Star Break yet. Well, we are at fifty
at All Star Break. Let's talk. Yeah, yeah, if we're we're
really high over five hundred. Imean we talked about doing our review and

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our predictions that we had at AllStar Break are halfway point. Yeah,
we can go back to it oncewe hit All Star Break, but we
got a month or two. Boys, that's not till July. The World
Series. Idiot, who did youhave the World Series? Win the World
Series. I had it before evenwhen I read it. Yeah, that
was dumb. That's probably not gonnawork out this year. Eh, we'll

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see. If you want to figureout. You got to go back and
listen to us. Oh yeah,god, this would have been what four
beginning April in the march. Yes, so yeah, we dropped the predictions
right off the baseball season started gettingApril. So three four episodes ago?
Three episodes ago? Does we doever two weeks? Yeah, that's why

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I said three four episodes? Butand say which one is us as a
wiener? Ah? Yes, yes, But gentlemen, we got to talk
about these City connect jerseys and howI am pissed off at them? What
are you mad about? I likethe Hats? What we do we want
to start with the Guardians? Ordo we want to start with the Cardinals?

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Because I can get and then theCardinals recently dropped, but we have
to saw the Guardians in person.I can get pissed about the Cardinals and
I can get pissed about the guardYour boy here is kind of needs to
look Do you need to look atthe guards ones? I just need to
look at them. Okay, takeanother good block there's some goods, there's
some bads, there's some ugglies.And the only beautiful thing that I'd say

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it is is those hats are beautiful. I like those hats. I'm indifferent
on the hat and the jersey andthe uniform, I'm indifferent. Let me
just where's the quickest place I canfind this? Google? Okay, you
can google it or check our Facebookpage. Oh yeah, it's on our
Facebook page. A little birdie.Uh shirt it little birdie, A little

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birdie, little birdie? Who's thatlittle birdie? Somebody in this room?
That's our City Connect uniform. Andyes, the post I click for you
to see is the is the fulldefinition of why I kind of like them.
Wrong? Incorrect, opinion, incorrect? What's wrong? Okay? Hold

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on, look at that font.You can't tell me that is not the
ugliest fucking font you've ever seen inyour entire life. Okay, that makes
me think about it. What isthe Guardians when they did the name switch?
What is that based off of thetowers? Guardian Towers? Yeah,
and I don't like it. Ithink it still looks ugly. I don't

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care what it's Guardian type font.Yes, I don't mind it. I
think all the City connect jerseys lookhorrible. I think they're all I think
the alright, let's see. Ithink it's the dumbest jersey scheme ever created.
Maybe the Guardians of Traffic pillars thatadorn the Hope Memorial Bridge just outside

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a progressive field. I guess exactlywhat the font is for. I understand
it's a sculptural art deco of cle Yes, it's ugly. No,
yes, it's it is not.I understand that there's history to it,
but it is ugly. I don'tthink it's like, uh fuck like that
old timey like nineteen fifties fucking switcha clock where it had the little flappy

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numbers on it. Yeah, Idon't mind it. I think it's actually
pretty cool. I don't like it. What's your opinion? I hate fucking
different? Yeah your name? Yes? Or no? Yeah your name?
Well, I'll be that honest.I'm a fucking nay. But I fucking
know why they got it. It'sI think I like stuff like that.

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Is that why that you picked thepuppy over the bulldog with the Cleveland Browns
even though the bulldog that bulldog hadmore of or the actual like mean dog,
not the puppy. That's what Imade fun of when everybody picked the
puppy over the actual dog. Yeahhad like oh I owe in its nose,
had like the seven championships before.Yeah no, not fam I swear

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to mother, don't. I didn'thate Brownie the Elf. I fucking hate
brown Elf. You know there's athere's a conspiracy with him that Brownie the
Elf is cursed because look at thehow they perform with Brownie the Elf,

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look how they perform without them.Yeah, major difference. Yeah, I
understand. I like. I likethat. So I don't like the city
connect jerseys in general. I justdon't like them at all. I don't
think that any of them are good. I think they're all disgusting. I
think they the city connects, sothey take something to connect with their city.

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I understand, but most of thesecities are very, very trashy because
they're big ass fucking cities. I'msorry, I just I don't like most
of them. I think that theyall look ugly, like, for example,
my number one that I think isthe worst of them all. I
think the Pittsburgh Pirates has the worstcity connectors he ever made. Have you

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seen it. I the up rightnow, just fucking chill. They are
disgusting this mother right here. Theyare wild disgusting. Okay, tracking all
the debut, No, I justwant to see them all. I don't
care about what the fuck they're disgusting, the yellow and the black. Oh,

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Philadelphia. There's one city connector.There's one city connectors that I think
is all right, and it's thethe White Sox. I think the White
Sox looks fine. The problem isthat's the only difference. That's the only
difference in the Jersey Chicago Cubs onedoesn't look bad. It's not bad.

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The Colorado one is creative. Ithink that's a good creative back. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, the for thepod Race he's dead. Yeah,

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that's the wrong city for Sandy.Yeah, Boston, you're telling you,
here's the thing with hostage. Thatwas their suffer when they were to look
this up. They're only dude,I told you, Oh my god,
Houston, what the fuck? Yeah, Houston space sweet. And then like

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the Dodgers, Chicago's sucking bid strive. So the Dodgers no creativity. It's
the same. The Dodgers haven't cameacross mine yet. The Dodgers are the
same fucking jersey jersey. They're justit's the Dodgers is the same, but
the only difference is they put infront of it. It's such a bad
series of jerseys. I'm sorry.I don't know who they were connecting.

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The only one that doesn't look uglyis Cincinnati. Wait did you say Pittsburgh.
I don't like those. It's justbasic. I mean, who the
fuck wants pg H across their chest, not even just their Would you rather
have that or Miami's Killers and fuckingSea Diego? Yeah, that's pretty fucking
bad. Colorado. Why would youdo that to yourself? Yeah? The

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state last one you need to lookat. And this is the other one.
That's well, last two you needto look at. Which are the
ones? In conversation, MotorCity gotreleased. Did you see those? Yeah,
we talked about it looked like soccerjersey. Because I guess they're right,
and you didn't think I would.The Cardinals got released as well,
and that was the debut next orat the end of the week. What

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the fuck is I get? Iget Saint Louis, I get why they
did it. What the fuck?It's not bad, that's Okay, all
the ones I'm looking at right now, that's not terrible. It's better than
the Dodgers, but it's pretty muchthey kept the same. But it's the

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saying Saint Louis or Cardinals. Itjust says the loup. My thing is,
if you want to make this aseries of jerseys that don't look anything
like your team, do it.Do that if you want to challenge for
your city. This does nothing forthe city. That is literally the same
thing, not at all. Thereis so much about Saint Louis that could

(32:52):
have been put on in in andon this jersey, but there's nothing there.
L a. They could have doneso much for that Dodgers jersey didn't
like. Figure it the fuck out. Do you want to do this as
a crazy city connect thing or doyou want to just make it as I
want to free for all on whatthe jerseys are and we look stupid.
Make your fucking decision, That's allI know. I'll be dead on like

(33:13):
you mentioned, I like I sharedit earlier to Red City Connect jerseys.
I'm a big fan of those.I'm also a fan of the Tampa Bays
because they went back with the devil. They're going back with the like they
had the Devil Race throwback jersey thatthey added, and their city connect is
literally when they first came into theleague, when they were at the time,

(33:35):
we came into the MLB as theDevil Race and they got a stingery
on the skateboard. So I founda website. It says ranking the top
ten city connect Major League Baseball uniforms. Uh, let's do this. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute,wait a minute, where to go?
All right? I just lost it. That's why. Okay, I guess

(34:02):
who number nine is Guardians Cubs.That's the one you hate, the burg
Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's number ten. Let'ssee. Let's see how we do with
these multiple Oriols are number nine.Okay, this didn't look I like those
the Los Angeles Angels are number eight. Angels was more like, that's not

(34:29):
terrible. Thing is when I sawthe Angels, I felt like that was
what their jerseys looked like when theywere California. I don't think the Colorado
Rockies should even be on this list. And it's just the other number seven,
number six. I do love theMariners one. The Mariners ones aren't
terrible. I probably have them topgreen in my opinion, but that's just

(34:52):
me. The New York Mets.I I thought that was the other New
York team. That's uh, dietdiet Yankees. That's it's diet Yankees.
But I think they took Yankees sugar. Yeah, yeah, you're right,
zero Yankee zero. There we go. I like that, but i'd put
it. I'd put them at seven, not five. All right, I

(35:12):
don't have them five, No fuckingway. Boston, fucking Miami, Miami.
No dude, San Diego is wearingMiami's colors. Come on, Miami,
Miami. It was O little Littlelove number three for the A T.
L Oh. Yeah, the Braves, the Braves. That's not a

(35:34):
bad one. And that was morewith the tribute for when the Braves were
the first around and with Hank stuffwas good braves up there, no fuck.
No. Number two is Tampa Bay. Absolutely not. I'm a fan
of Tampa now. When I havethem at too, probably not, but

(35:55):
I probably could say Tampa is rightthere within the top. Boston's number one,
isn't it? Vice City Pod theVice citys the freaking Rads didn't make
the list number one that you know. I would say this out of all

(36:19):
the City connect jerseys, I wouldrather have the Guardians over that one.
Did you see the Giants? Idon't think it's too bad. The Giants
wasn't terrible. It's orange with thebig G on it. Yeah, based
in pg H, it's I'm notsaying it as a bad thing. I'm
just saying there and they were tryingto spell pg A. I just City

(36:45):
Connects could fall off the face ofthe York tomorrow and I would get sleep
on those Motor City ones. Youmean the new Detroit soccer team. Yeah,
the MLS team. Don't sleep onthose Detroit City or the Motor City.
Yeah. You know what, Imissed the player nickname jerseys. Deep
down we need them, Like don'tget me wrong, I love the City

(37:07):
Connect, but why don't we havethe twist with the Connect and have the
players put their nicknames on it too. I like the like Fourth of July
Memorial Day they do the salute.I like those jerseys. I too the
salute ones like they do like Fourthof July, and even when they have
the caps for mother and Father's Day, they switch it up. I think

(37:28):
that's neat. I think there's adifferent way they could have done a city
connect across the board for some ofthose teams. Yeah, the Mighty Vice
Padres And another one which isn't onthe list and they're actually getting revamped is
Washington Nationals. And their jersey wasbased off everything within the nation's capital and

(37:50):
the cherry blossom trees and all thestuff they got because it was neat and
a few people liked them, andthe players and everyone within the organizations like,
yeah, it's no I'm gonna becompletely biased. I think all the
ones we've looked at. I'm stillokay with the Guardians. I don't mind
that number font. I don't likeit. You're talking about the number of

(38:15):
the letter font. It's the samething. The number and letter is the
same font. It's the same thing. They don't look good. I mean
the history. They really wanted toplay tribute. They could have won a
different route, but then they wouldhave been probably canceled. Well yeah,

(38:37):
because that's awesome. They just didc l E and that was it with,
you know, like they did beforethey did the Guardian Towers. They
could have also gone with the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah,
why didn't they just put the bigass stamp or they could have did a
wish, they could have did amixed match with you know, all the

(38:59):
teams in the whole city. Thebig stamp. Yeah, you know the
fucking random art Stamford Baker right onthe no, right on the top.
But no, but they have abig stamp and it's style stop stop yes,
stop stop. Yeah, that's notwhy I'm going with. When they

(39:22):
first talked about the jersey, everyone'slike, we're gonna have a jersey with
the guitar on it. That's morethe Browns thing. I think, I
really do feel like is going todo a city connect and we're we're going
to be even more disappointed. Yeah, I don't know that's what the color
rush is supposed to be for.Yeah, there's no connect with the color

(39:42):
rush. No, That's why Isaid the baseball's got the city connect.
Basketball had its own style of jerseythat I forgot what the basketball jersey called
it, and then the NFL hasa color rush. It's like our own
style of jersey for the team.They need to revamp the color rushes.
Yeah, some teams. I thinkI'd like to see the Great Pumpkin color

(40:08):
rush for the Browns, the great, great that would be awesome. Steelers
bring back the Bumblebees so we canmake money. Eymore, don't they might
speak that and do existence they're speakingin the football talk Well, I was,
yeah, it's good because we're talkingabout jerseys and we just mentioned the

(40:31):
NFL. Did you guys see theone hundredth anniversary uniforms for the New York
Giants? I did not. Theyjust dropped them not too long ago.
So it's freaking wid So a lotof people are saying, Wow, the
Giants are trying to be the Michiganof the NFL this season. No,

(40:52):
oh, those are not good.Don't spoil it for me. That is
disgusting. Mm hmm, century radbecause this is their one hundredth season.
I can't get it. I'm gonnahave to zoom in here. That's not

(41:15):
what I asked for. I don'tneed a freaking ad. No cream colored
pants immediately, No, So Iwill not be picking any of the Giants

(41:37):
players this year for my fantasy immediately. The fuck was that? Immediately?
No? Why who would think thatis tasteful? It's all disgusting. I
can't believe Michigan's not going lawsuit,lawsuit suit, lawsuit, like everybody else

(42:00):
was doing fine, fine, fineto them are also has the wings Delaware
Delaware is like, hey, we'remaking the move to FBS, let's say
a little extra cash. Yeah,pretty much. What do you know what
Princeville just look because they got awan tummet that's orange and black. Disgusting,

(42:21):
that's what you just looked at.No, yes, absolutely no disgusting.
That unifor to compete with one ofthe worst city Kanet uniforms, it'd
still be worse in my opinion.Yeah, that's still worse. I think
it's the worst uniform. Yeah,that might be one of the top worst

(42:43):
uniforms I've ever looked at. Likethat beats the Bumblebee. Yeah, that
would be the Bumblebee. And Imake fun of the moment. That's bad.
That's bad, Like and I gotto see like the Browns where a
decent list shitty throwback. I didn'tlike the Browns throwback. I didn't.

(43:06):
I wasn't a fan. Yeah,but then yeah, dad had a number
on the helmet that was way worse. That bad, yeah bad, Like
that probably is worse than the creamsignal. And I'm not a fan of
no no, no, no,no, no, no, no,
you know what that's almost comparable tois when the Patriots did their throwback.

(43:28):
I didn't like the Patriots throwback andthen like the Boston pat or Patriot pat
Uh, maybe I'm confusing it withanother team, the Bronx. I get
that's just as bad as the Broncos. One throwback orange and brown, Yeah,
brown pants, yellow jersey and abrown helmet, and it's nothing to
do with the Denver Broncos. Andthey wore it in twenty ten. I'm

(43:51):
like, oh, absolutely not,that's what that reminded me, Like that
jersey, Like this is up anargument where someone would actually think that's tasteful.
Well, first off, you haveno taste. You might as well
go lick a fucking freedom pop atthat point. Excuse me. It's just
it's like one Ohio State wore theall red and and there was somebody that

(44:15):
tried to tell me that they ship. Someone tried to tell me they look
like a bloody tampon. I waslike, well, they look a lot
better than half the fucking uniforms I'veseen, Yeah, way better. Oh
what college uniform was that? I'mdrawing the blank on it. But that's
just wor college uniform. I can'tremember ship. It was another throwback.

(44:45):
I just saw it. It cameacross my Instagram not too long ago.
It was like one of the worstthrowbacks. I'm trying to think. Hm,
Florida, I had a throwback.Their throwback wasn't bad and they're all
orange. Wasn't terrible as bad asit sounds. Michigan had an all amazing

(45:07):
uniform and I thought that didn't looktoo bad. Worst college throwback jerseys ever
to be ever to be displayed.Stanford doesn't have a throwback. Morgan actually
doesn't have bad uniforms, which Ihope not. Nike Corporation's up there.

(45:28):
Oregon better be taken care of good. You don't want to pay for ads.
Okay, this one's just your worstjerseys ever. Oh this is even
worse. Yeah, we could dothat, not just college, but let's
just go worst jerseys in general.So the worst jerseys in general. I'm

(45:52):
looking at this right now. Sonumber ten was Iowa States two thousand and
two home jerseys. That looks likethe McDonald's All Stars. It looks like
the McDonald's All Star jerseys. I'mon the same page as you. Okay,
So Yeah. Number nine is theLouisville Cardinals two thousand and three away.

(46:16):
I don't think that's that bad.That's not bad. That's colors.
I think that's why that. Yeah, I think it's Hey, I think
that year they switched it up sothey're white was home and their color was
away. Shall be honest, colorjerseys from home. Number eight is the

(46:37):
Indiana Hoosiers two thousand and one homejerseys. Hey, that's Antoine randall El
throwing the ball. Yeah, thejersey didn't look bad. The helmet definitely
did though. Whoa number seven?You see if q R code jerseys?
Ah, they wore that apparently thegame. It was the spring. It

(47:00):
was a spring game they did that. I remember, and I'm like,
are you kidding me? Number sixwas the Wyoming Cowboys twenty eleven jerseys.
That's basic. I don't think there'sanything wrong. That's just a basic jersey
design. Uh. Number five wasWake Forest Times, New Roman that's what

(47:22):
their home jersey is. That's literallythe gold helmet. Gold Gold was the
Maryland Terrapins twenty twelve are alternative.That's when they released the flagging helmet.
I'm actually that Yeah, when theydid the Maryland flag for the helmet.

(47:43):
I loved those helmets. Oh,this one was actually on one of the
worst ones. The Colorado Buffalo istwo thousand and nine alternative. Yeah,
that I was. I know,the jersey that was bad. The helmet.
I it looks like some uh whatis at that fake ass high school
Bishop Sycamore Academy. Bullshit. It'slike I like that. I like the

(48:06):
concept behind it, but how theycame out with it, I'm like,
you could have done better. Excuseme, Oh, I just lost it.
But number two was Florida A andM. The Rattlers. Yes,
oh, here we go. Barstool, you know Barstool? Why not?
They never lie fuckers. Let's see, let's see. Wow, there's some

(48:37):
bad ones. They found some reallybad ones. The Notre Dame Pinstripe.
Yeah, the Notre Dame Pinstripe.Terrible, absolutely terrible record. And that
was gonna be like a nice Ohno, we already hit record right now.

(48:59):
I didn't record any conversation. Igot it back, but we're back
here. We of course, hada massive technical difficulty because the computer just
decided to take a massive sons ofbitches like to have their ac at sixty
five. Yes, I don't knowthe computer head. I was fighting swamp
assa. Yeah, the computer wentfrom full screen to quarter screen and I

(49:22):
was like, ah, so thelast thing I remember was Barstool Sports.
But I think we're past that now. Yea, We're probably just gonna make
us episode for our top jersey.We'll just go through each gag. Yeah,
we could do it. We canmake it a TikTok even like the
fans Summer special jerseys, and we'regonna do all the sports and talk about

(49:43):
all of our top ten jerseys thatwe love the most. Summer Special that
too. It could be one ofthose extra ones we do and then you
just do your magic, your waveand you go alec KaBlam and boom it's
there. Yes, yes, butI want to talk about this schedule,
damn it. Yeah, let's talkthe schedule. Let's do it in schedule.

(50:07):
How about this? Can we talkthe playoffs stuff really quick? Because
that'll go really fast? Him andI and NBA NHL because it is down
to very few teams left, itsfour team final four? Can you do
it in two minutes? Absolutely,we can do it in two minutes.
Sorry, two minute time. We'rerunning in three two one go NBA.

(50:29):
First things first, sir, Sookay, Calves lost, suck great season,
moving on past first round exactly,Hey made it to the second round.
Good for them. My team sucked, ass, It don't matter.
Anyways, we got Boston, wegot Indiana, first time Indiana's made the
Eastern Finals since twenty fourteen, andthey're gonna chance it again to the finals

(50:49):
since two thousand. They're gonna loseto the Celtics. I'm sorry because the
Celtics are insane Pacers and fucking seven. I'm going for a fucking upset moving
on Celtics in five. But anyways, another good series. Dallas is gonna
try to make it to the finalsfor the first time since twenty eleven,
lead by Kyrie Irving. I hopehe gets another ring, but he's taking
on a hot Minnesota squad, andthat Minnesota squad is young and ant said

(51:13):
bring your ass. Okay, yes, it's exactly. NHL East Panthers Rangers
fucking caught it. We have everynumber one seed in their division except for
the Oilers because they did not beatthe number one seed, but they beat
the one seed Vancouver Rangers. PanthersEast West Oilers Stars gonna be amazing.

(51:35):
Be ready for it. The Oilerstook it in Game seven last night in
Seed. It was amazing too.Props to Vancouver though, because everyone thought
Vancouver was gonna fight for the topthree. Fake stars are gonna take it
all. Just saying be ready.I got the Panthers taking it all.
And for basketball, I got IndianaMinnesota. Fuck it, I'm riding Pacers
and win it all in the NBAfinals. Celtics clean up the NBA.

(51:57):
Hear me out. Not only thatboth they're the they're the most experienced playoff
team out of the last four.That two minutes minute a minute thirty three.
Oh, we're just that good,exactly minute thirty three. All right,
sir, Let's talk about these schedules. First things first, Brown's got
the toughest schedule. Brother, theygot a tough schedule. But let's talk

(52:19):
about the other fact that it isthe Bears and who else in the Hall
of Fame? Is it Sexans?Texans? That's gonna be a fun game.
Shout out. CJ got the ballout when he comes back to Ohio.
Chicago's got a lot to prove theydo. It's gonna be a tough
game, but Bears fans get thatfingernail polish ready. Yeah, hall of
Fame game is gonna be great.Took a second shout out our first Panthers

(52:44):
ever getting into the Hall of Fame. J Pat Julius Peppers fucking proud of
it. Earned. There's a coupleother Panthers I deserve too, by hey,
J Pep's one of them. Soonsoon, Steve Smith Senior, he
fucking deserves it. They'll be soon, They'll be soon. Yes, Yeah,
So another thing I don't have toworry about saying up late, Carolina

(53:06):
has no primetime games. We're goodthere. Yeah, four games. I
think the Bengals either have four orfive. So well, that's also solid
for Ohio football in prime time.Chiefs have the most. Well, Chiefs
open it up for the season Thursdaywith Baltimore. That's that one. I

(53:29):
do not care. That is onehell of a game. Yeah, rematch
of the AFC Championship, just adifferent location and Arrowhead is insane. A
couple other notable games that need tobe talked about. The biggest one,
yeah them, No, the biggestone, bring it. You don't like
them, but the biggest one BrownBrown's Cowboys in Cleveland twenty five America's Game

(53:54):
of the Week. Yeah, andalso Tom Brady's debut as an analyst.
Yeah. Man, that mean Button'sgonna work great. See. I think
this is where you gotta you gottashake it off if you're a Salty fan,
because I think this is gonna bea good career for him. Don't
get me. It's a good career. Yeah, it's gonna be a good

(54:15):
career for him and stuff. It'sjust it's gonna take him some time to
get to it. And they fuckingbooted Greg Olsen, which Greg Olsen was
doing a great job. No,uh, Greg was doing good. Uh
Okay, let's see how Tom doesat the Browns coun talk about Jason Kelsey
taking in the ESPN deal too,anyway, that was the big one I

(54:36):
was getting at. Was the olddad. Yes, yeah, old Dad
Kelse took one. But no,I mean I ain't gonna be mad at
him, like kudos he got thedeal with Fox. Fox wants him,
good deal. Yeah, Foxes.I'm just gonna have it on me.
I just wish it was Joe Buckand Tom Brady then I will not only

(54:57):
have to meet once instead of twicebecause I'm not sold on Joe Buck.
Joe Buck has just got that annoyingass voice. But anyways, uh,
yes, that is probably the biggestgame of the year. Cowboys are gonna
go. It's gonna show how Dallaswill be that first week, and that's
gonna show them why they deserve tobe eight to nine on the schedule.
Can we talk about the cheapest gameI believe for the entire season, which

(55:21):
will be Week four, Arizona hostsWashington. Every other ticket that is Arizona
hosts Washington. Yes, Now,every other ticket that I've been seeing Bleeds
are ten bucks twenty dollars. Oh, I was close. Yeah, every
other game is above the fifty dollarsexcept for Carolina. Carolina's forty two.

(55:44):
But but did you see the pricedifference between Week one with the Cowboys in
Week two? I forget who theBrowns play Week two? Like minimum ticket
pricing is like one hundred and like, no, two hundred dollars. Then
it drops down to eighty eight sixtythree right now and it's at Jacksonville for
Week two? Yes? Yes,Now, did you also see the stat

(56:07):
that you can watch every Panthers gamethis season for cheaper than it is to
have any subscription to be able towatch them. Exactly, it is cheaper
to go to every pay That's gameexcept in English, I didn't understand it.
It is cheaper to go to everyPanthers game this season and by a
physical take to go. Okay,then it is to watch all of them

(56:29):
on TV because of all the subscriptionsthat you need to be able to watch
guys, you're gonna need everything.You're gonna need a Prime, Yeah,
you need Prime. You're gonna needa Fox CBS kind of thing. So
you're gonna need a cable subscription orHulu Live TV or YouTube TV. Yes,

(56:49):
that is sad. After all that, it's about sixty bucks to eighty
bucks a month, drive six hoursto Charlotte and watch them live. Yeah,
that is sad to watch them.Yeah, I know, I know
how you think. Ill about it. So if you really love the Panthers,
cancel your TV subscriptions. You gotto be another cheap one in there
with Denver as one of the teams. Look at their Yeah, there's got

(57:15):
to be another cheap one in there. Also, as we're talking, you
mentioned Week one. Another week one. I like to see game WHI is
not too shabby. It's Packers andEagles. But the reason why I'm saying
that is it's the first game theNFL gets to play in Brazil. That's
how Paula, Yeah, that's thespecial. I think forward too, because
it's they're trying to expand the internationalseries. And I know Jordan Malatta,

(57:38):
left tackle for the Eagles. He'sin Australia. He's kind of hoping,
hey, let's let's talk some stuffbecause he's one of the international players on
the board for NFLPA trying to havean NFL game in Australia expand out to
the fans too. Thirty four dollarsat Los Angeles Chargers. Yeah, okay,

(58:00):
but the cheapest ticket I've ever seen, and it's on this list Week
one preseason against the Colts. Howmuch week Denver? Denver at Indianapolis,
Week one of preseason fifteen eight dollarsin Indye it says tickets as low as

(58:21):
eight dollars. Wow, I canpreseason now with online fees it will be
ten dollars well, actually Ticketmaster feesand fifteen yeah, fifteen, but eight
dollars before ticket insurance. It's notlike you're sending it to me, eat
insurance on it. Yeah, butuh yeah, noted. But three hundred

(58:49):
dollars for the ticket with Pittsburgh comingto town because of the whole situation.
Ah yes, yes, that's anexpensive ticket. Yeah but but I hmmm,
that ticket price is gonna drop yeah, probably, gentlemen. Anything else

(59:10):
about the schedule that really blew out? That really picked my brain? I
really am trying to figure out howthe Browns have the hardest schedule when they
have the least amount of miles oftravel. M hmm, Well, you
have to think about it. They'rein the Midwest. The Midwest is good
at football, and honestly, Ilooked at it and it's it only looked
hard because of the times, likewhat times they play. They have a

(59:34):
lot of four twenty five games anda handful of one o'clock games. So
I got the I shared it onour Facebook. The teams, but the
most primetime games in twenty four JetsCowboys, San Fran six games, go
figure Jets, and then he's gonnablow his other achilles out Week three,
Monday Night. You think it's gonnabe all Week one Monday Night game?

(59:57):
Oh Nope, Week one Nope,sorry San France. Yep. Anyways,
five games the Rams, the Packers, the Chiefs, Ravens, Eagles,
Dolphins, Bills, Bengals and MotorCityDan Campbell four games Baker and the Bucks,

(01:00:17):
Seahawks, Steelers, Falcons, theBrowns and the Texans. They're dealing
and the Sunday night schedule actually doesn'tlook too shabby. Yeah. I also
think they take the strength of thatschedule based on they have a nine week

(01:00:37):
stretch before they get their bye.Yeah, week ten as there by,
So could that be detrimental? Absolutely? I think a week ten by is
perfect for sure, but could itbe detrimental at the same time? M
hm yes, yeah. At thegames week one through nine, Yeah,

(01:01:02):
those are some heavy games. Ohyeah, got some hard hitting teams.
Then you look at the back halfand that's where we have the majority of
the eight eight o'clock games. Yeah. Eight. We have some one o'clocks
there, but there are a lotof eight o'clocks. We have two Thursday
night games and two of them arein division. Why do they want divisions

(01:01:23):
and Browns are money first prime Ithought they were giving bezos to shitty games.
No, they want it's more money. Al Michael's and kurb Straights on
the call too for Curzy Night Primeat least good. And we got the
international game suit like I mentioned,Packers Eagles week one. Then we have
the Jets and Vikings in London onOctober sixth, the Jaguars and Jaguars and

(01:01:49):
Bears October thirteenth, and then thePatriots and Jaguars go on Jaguars and then
the game in Germany is the Giantsand the Panthers. Not too shabby.
I'm surprised we even got out thegame overseas. But hey, like I
said, I'll take waking up innine thirty watching football. And then Jane
bad Yes, I'm coming over hereto cool down. Now you're good because

(01:02:14):
it's spicy. Yeah, and thennice and I also push as you mentioned,
Cowboys and Browns the other games forAmerica's Game of the Week. We
got the Ravens and Cowboys, Chiefsand Niners, Lions and Packers, which
that is the first game. Weeknine is when the Lions get to play
outdoors for the first time in theseason. Their first eight games are in

(01:02:37):
domes. Week twelve forty nine Ersa Packers week thirteen, Thanksgiving Day,
Giants and Cowboys. Week fourteen it'sthe Bills and Rams. Week fifteen is
Steelers and Eagles, sixteen Steelers andRavens, and seventeen is the bad Bloods
in the East Eagles and home againstthe Cowboys. So let's go through any

(01:03:00):
other notables that you got and let'sroll on none. I'd rather just roll
on right. I'm not pointing out, but Monday nights isn't too shabby either.
But no, it's I think theydid solid on the matchups I'm a
fan of. I think the schedulesare good. Hey, no primetime games
for the Panthers. You know,one of these days we'll get a primetime

(01:03:22):
game on Thursday night. Panthers becomerelevant again. Well that's when who knows?
I Telladata Tepper. Here's three dollarsall on the team. Five dollars
are taking away and buy barstool backfor a dollar exactly. Hi, generals,

(01:03:42):
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(01:04:35):
speedy because it is spicy in here. Don't know who you got Bum of
the week? My bum of theweek? You know who it is.
It has to be the scam thatwe had. Oh yeah for this for
the college the college knows the uhwasn't the college football. It was the

(01:04:59):
basketball basketball bracket challenge, the bracketchallenge. Yeah. See, people need
to know that I do better researchthan what people think. And yeah,
I put it off for a while. You know, they're like, oh,
Dalton, it's May. Yeah,yeah, it doesn't matter. I
get busy, you know, life. I still had them and yeah,
looked them up. Was not whothey said they were. So I think

(01:05:23):
we're gonna be probably being a littlestricter with some stuff, trying to figure
some stuff out because I almost fellfor that, and I'm not giving away
my address. So yeah, fuckyou for not actually doing something relevant.
Thank you, Yeah, Chris,fuck you for trying to ruin the fun
of everyone, Like we're trying tohave fun here and you want to be

(01:05:44):
a fucking scam. So anyway,bum my bomb, Yes, it's Kyle
Busch. Oh Nascar race him andRicky Steinhaus Gunning. They're not pissing off
any rednecks. We all hate fuckingKyle Busch. Oh No, there's a
handful of people I know that somehowlove Kyle. Like you remember what you

(01:06:04):
said earlier with the whole fashion statement. That's my comment. But instead of
fashion is Kyle Busch. If you'rea fan of Kyle Busch, you don't
fucking know Nash exactly. If you'rea fan of Kyle Busch, just stop
watching Nascar. Kyle Busch is exactlynot Nascar. Yeah he is not,
but gets in Iraq and I kindof watched. I kind of rewatched because,

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like I said, I always watchedDaytona. My grandfather was a big
NASCAR fan, So I always watchedDaytona because my grandfather obviously would have but
I kind of rewatched and I'm like, that's just they bump one another.
Well, after the race, hewaited two hours and tried to confront Ricky
Steinhauss Junior. They went into it. Steinhaus swung at him and then they
go back and forth with the showfest and then he gets his ass bhook.

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Kyle, fuck know, retire,just be done, go go away.
Imn't even watching you race and I'msaying you suck. He can't even
make a left turn and he gotto make four of them. But let
me let you fellas know, KyleBusch somehow could get lucky with the pretty
gal. They're still hope for allyou jins, y'all will get a pretty
gal. Chairman. It's got tobe that situation on Sunday with class A

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and uh Naylor at first where theycould have gotten out of it and we
could have really gotten out of itquicker, but Classe dropped the ball and
then uh an ode to it.Yesterday was at the end of the game.
Naylor got a absolute piss missile sentto him for the last out and
he ran it to first so Colossdidn't drop it and they chuckled about it

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at the end of the game.So h just a cheery bomb of the
week for the fact that Closse couldhave could have changed that game a lot
more on Sunday, but he justdid not hold onto the ball. So
Dalton, who's your unit? Myunit of the week? Ice cold beer,

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nice one short, sweet to thepoint. I love it, so
may end. Then of the weekis from the Sunday's game. But I'm
going in a little fashionate. Wementioned solid defense. This guy did solid
defense, especially stepping in for shortstop. Bryan ROOKIEO, it's playing solid ball?
Did he did good? Yeah?Unfortunately, offensively he's had a couple

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of good swings and make contact rightto where he grounded out. But defensively
he made a few stops. Bobwent to him, he was able to
hold on to it, get itthe first and everything, and there were
line drives to him and he madesure. He's like, oh, that
could go for a single or doublesick. I caught it. There you
go. But Ryan Rookie, BrianRookie, you're making solid defensive plays.

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That's why we love you within thenfield playing short Uh. Unit of the
week Will Brennan walk off home runin the ninth on Sunday, Absolute beautiful
three run bam to clean it up. And that's on the same side where
Max Kepler was. He stole twohome runs from us, he couldn't steal
a third. Ab absolutely Are youready for DB's three, guys, Welcome

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to my favorite season of DB's three. It's cookout season, bitches o Memorial
Days coming up? Man, Comeon, but we're gonna start it off
this cookout kind of series on kindof a shitty note. What's the three

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things you never want to see ata cookout? Oh, unless you got
time to think about it. Ifnot, because it is kind of spicy
in here. All right, allright, all right, we'll say that
for another time. Come on,come on, don't be looking at me
like that, you two fuckers.Top three Memorial Day cookout items. Top
three to three Memorial Day items youkicking, I could kick. I'll just

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be honest. It's I'm not goingto go in any certain order. I'm
just my top three is going tobe the three things you need. So
it's the top three. Is thefood on the grill? Burgers, do
burgers, dogs, brats, Gottadon't be food. Don't be so generic.
Give all right, all right,do this all right? Then?

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Food drink dessert, food drink dessert, food drink dessert, food drink dessert.
It's kind of like when we didthe gas station drink dessert. Okay,
I was gonna utilize a side dish. Can we throw that in somewhere,
honorable mention? Side dish? Okay, food drink dessert, side dish.

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And it's draft series, so ifone of us uses it, you
can't use it. Okay, Sodo we go one one one one?
Then? Yes? So this isour first your first. We'll let Grandpa
over here since he's the oldest topick first. Then I technically get to
pick second. You're fine, takeyour second place, alright. So food,
and I'll be generous because I pickfood because that's what I do.
So food wise, I'm taking aburger. Okay, what do you got?

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Smoke brisket? Interesting? Okay,So I'm gonna wait on my meat
because you guys already went there.I'm gonna go out and hit it with
the top gun. I'm gonna gowith a nice ice cold Bush Latte,
Chris, because I'm going to drinknext and it's ice cold and it's a

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beer but it's a Miller lit.I'll play that motherfucker mother. We just
drafted quarterbacks in the first round.You you drafted quarterbacks in the second round.
I drafted back My home's there,but I think my drink's gonna be

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last now, all right, soyou got side dish on this on my
second pick? Assholes? Uh macand cheese? Oh, I'm good.
Then I'm gonna go with dessert becausethis conversation needs to be brought up.

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It's gonna be festive race Krispy treats, you know, with the red and
blue sprinkles on top. That needsto be brought up. That's number two.
Good Chris, what do you got? There's a third overall pick,
my third overall pick. I'm gonnago with the side dish, and I'm
gonna go it's more memory, butit's always there. Yeah, it is
macaroni related, but it's not macaroniand cheese. But I'm actually going with

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this homemade macaroni salad. And thereason why I'm saying I'm going on the
sentimental side is because when my grandmotherwas around, she made some kick ass
homemade macaroni salad, and she wantto have to make another bowl just for
me, because I would devour thewhole bowl, and then you have another
bowl for the family, and Iwould still take half of that bowl.
So third pick, right, yeah, desert, all right, I gotta

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get my drink out of the wayon this one. My third pick.
Fuckers, you forgot about my otherbeer, Natural fucking light, natural frights,
red, white, and gray.It's not blue, it's whatever the
fuck, it's all the colors ofthe Ring of All. You fucking said
it wrong. It's Caledonia tal water, the second of all. That's what

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I was leaving you with because becausewhen it's really hot like it is right
now, who those go down likea fat kiddie and chocolate cake. It
does. It's a nice water smokerack of ribs. I'm so proud of
you for round three. All right, that was your actual final come up

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with a fifth pick? What couldbe number five? Number five? So
we could do a five pick.I'll think I don't feel like there's enough
dips. How about we get twoside dishes, like two wide receivers.
Yeah, we're drafting our plate.We're drafting our plate. A draft the

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plate. Let's you can go foryour second side side dish and desserts.
What I got last side dish anddessert too? All right, your you
better not take it because I shouldhave got dessert. Right, I'll do
a dessert, and I always waitlate for dessert, especially on Memorial Day,
because I may or may not decide, Hey, we need to have

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a bonfire. So I'm going withold reliable. I'm doing smores by the
campfire. Good move that you've everhad a'mores on a Memorial Day. I
thought that was more like a Fourthof July thing. I have it on
Memorial Day and for j the Julycu again because my plate will probably best.
And I'm gonna piss off a lotof you for not thinking of this.

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The o G frosted festive cookie,motherfucker. Yes, I had to
take it as a dessert. Thefrosted sugar the frosted sugar cookie. The
ones that have changed recipe, yes, yeah yeah, wait yeah how yea
changed tastes different. You know what? Maybe I was generous and decided to
leave that for you, because fuckyou, I don't want it in my
list. I gotta go through sidedishes, and number one right now is

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gonna have to be go to oldpotato salad, and we are gonna go
with mustard based potato salad. That'sthe only way to have it. Rustard
based potato salad it is. I'msorry, but lester potato sauce on the
potato salad with egg in it too. I feel like egg needs to be
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's really kind of the Mayo

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vibe, you know. So Chris, last round, Okay, side dish
and you took mac and cheese.I can't. I'm worried because you're fucked.
I'm worried. I'm concerned. That'sall right. I'm probably gonna say
something that don almost say it,and I'll be like, God, damn
it, what are you thinking?Uh? What was it? Because I'm

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trying to think of my cookout stuffwith Memorial Day when my side dishes were
I gotta pack up just in caseanother side dish. And again it's sentimental
because again mm hmm, it's bakedbeans. But my grandmother has a secret
recipe how she does and she actuallyputs them in the oven and bakes it

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too, Like she'll eat it,like take it out of the can and
stuff, and then she'll actually bakeit and it has their own time,
and she showed me how to doit, and the way she does with
it, I can force on bakedbeans now says I've gotten older. Yeah,
no, I get it, Ireally am. But she's, like
I said, we got She's gota secret family recipe that she always did
and I do it that way.And I'm like, I don't think means

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I am going to hate you.I know what you're doing. Are you
ready to hate me? Yeah?Because it's held onto Yep, my final
pick artisanal ramen salad. Damn it, fuck you. My mom's especially or
or your mom's. Your mom's isgood too. I was turning gem on
you. You hate hold Hey,guess what next round? Youngest gets to

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go first, So there you go. Yes, goes first. Cool?
Uh. Anyways, as with themister irrelevance, exactly who made it last
year? Because it was damn yourlast year, my mom last year?
Good, that's just one. That'sjust my grandma Sue brought that and it
was hell it's ever since. It'sa fucking staple when we have a cookout.

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That's the only thing. You canput some flower seeds in it me
and bring me a takeout all thenext time it's made. It's hard to
make, man, Actually it's oneof the easiest things to make. I
almost did cole slaw instead, butI was like, nah, I gotta
no. And to be honest withyou, I'm gonna have to let col
slass shit on its own because thenext one, which really I think is
controversial, corn on the cob.I feel like corner of the cobs could

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be that early. I feel likeit could be that early. But do
you feel that corner of the cornon Sunday? I get it. Corn
gets better as it gets later inthe season. What controversial? Because corn
is better later in season? Bereal? Have you ever had any europe
corn in the middle of May?The top three vegetables Number one is corn

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for me, there we fucking go. Number two is green beans. Wait,
you guys actually eat vegetables? Yes, the only vey. The only
vegetable I eat as corn, andthat's whether it's from the can or the
cop So I don't give a fuck. It could be fucking dead cold and
I'll be like, I want cornon the potatoes. Are a vegetable there,
Bud, Yes, yes, Butcorner the cob. Only reason it's

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controversial is because it's late seasons bad. Nobody said like cheesy potatoes. I
don't feel like that. That isa May conversation. That is a that
is a Thanksgiving and Christmas food andEaster Easter wraps. It. I'm trying
to think of what else. There'sso many ways we could have went with
this. Yeah. See, nowif we did Thanksgiving, then I obviously
would have. Oh, we justbrewed something up in a matter of like

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draft your plate ten minutes. Yeah, draft your Plate's gonna go for Thanksgiving
and holidays. Not wrong with that. Like I said, you might hear
with the same ship for the July. For July is gonna be I was
gonna say this, it's mainly cookoutsstuff like that's July. I wish we'd
be able to remember what we saidnow. Oh, we can't have to
go back and listen. I remembermine? Why did I say that?

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All Right, we gotta go.This heats getting to me a word,
sir. I look, I seeyou looking up kind of like you got
something. Nothing. Well, twoquick things. Number one, everyone stay
cool at swamp ass weather. Andnumber two, Happy Memorial Day everyone.
I absolutely enjoy it. Thank yououtside for everybody who or has know somebody

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that has fallen in the line ofduty. That is what it is for.
Remember why you're drinking the beer.Yes, yes, absolutely, yep.
And also congrats to all the twentytwenty four graduates. We got people
who are starting to graduate. Shoutout my nephew Noah and his best friend
Gabe. They walked it on Fridaynight. Hey, grandpa's been out of
high school for ten years. Stopsmy golden Buckeye card pretty fucking much.

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But on that note, I willthank you for listening to Not Travish Boards
Fans podcast. It's time to go. I got a bedtime reminder. I
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