Fans go BANANAS - NYASFP ep. 171

The Fans are back and swinging for the fences with some new great content. They are covering a little bit of everything when talking from Hockey to Basketball. The guys continue with AFBs and AFU's, talk DB's 3 and have a new drafting game as well. Hear what The Fans have to say this week!

Episode Transcript

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It's okay. You have to haveCTE kicked in from the last time.
What happened to the Dojoe stays andAsana? But then yet it's still leaked
to the internet self burn. Thoseare rare. This is a family friendly
podcast. You are now listening tothe Not Your Graverage Sports Fans Podcast.
Now here's your host, Alec Beichelmanand the fans. Sweet sweet, sweet

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relief, sweet relief. It's coolin here. Oh my god, it
is not a hot box. Well, actually, time out. I would
love a hot box, but itis not a hot box. So it
is warmer outside today than it wastwo weeks. Yes, but it is
cooler in here. Finally, whatwas it last week? When we left

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here? It was raining or likedrizzling. It was eighty nine degrees in
here. It was like seventy oneoutside. What to read over your shoulder
now seventy nine. Oh, it'snot where we want it, and we've
had this conversation that was last week. Yeah, it's it's a lot cooler,
though my seventy nine is bearable.That's that's that like threshold when I'm

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starting to think about closing up andgetting the ACCE on so I'm cool with
this. I'm final with seventy nine. My AC was on when it was
seventy five degrees. Yeah, wealready had that conversation. This is just
a repeat bear, Is this justgroundhogs DANSA? Well, I mean,
I mean we might need to addressa little issue of old reliable finally stop

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kicking. Oh yeah, we haveto we have to talk. We we
lost a powerful, powerful dude.I brought a fan in when we started.
I'm gonnay about two or three yearsago. Went about that fan,
right, yeah, yeah, thatfan has been in my family since,
like I was single digits in ageand decided to shut in, shut down
and stop working. So we're gonnagive it a moment of silence, okay,

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And if we had twenty one guns, we will give it a twenty
one gun salute. But all wehave is Dalton's guns. Can you give
it a twenty one gun salute?Real quickly? One? Two? I
got two? Ok, Well,we're gonna give it the two gun salute.
There we go. Well, Iwas gonna say we all do it,
but well, okay, we're gonnago with two, four and five.

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Then you go, all right,We're good O. Wait, anyway,
didn't that didn't that motherfucker live ona farm. Old McDonald had a
farm. Yay macarena. Yeah that'swhy anyway. Okay, And on that
note, Welcome to Not Travis SportsPodcast. I'm al Black. Welcoming into
the studio of the fans. Guys, how we do one today? That

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time, ain't it? Yep?We're doing it today earlier. It ain't
too bad. We're making no work. We're coming here on Monday. But
you know what, and too shabowingmine Mondays makes my Monday better? Does
kind of just kill that like Monday'svibe, you know, Yeah, the
Monday suck. Well here's a littleYes, maybe it's not that too bad

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of a way. But it wasalso nice knowing that we left and we
were to hump Day. Yes,it was also nice that it was there.
Yeah, but we're making the work. What's on the mind, sir,
I already know what's on the mind, but run it through. Well,
I did a thing last Friday.Yes, I am no longer on

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the market. I have ste whyI was not. I was not on
the market to begin with. Let'sget that straight. I was not on
the market. But I h Ifinally finally proposed to Sarah, you finally
put a ring on it. Ifinally put a ring on it. Thank
you. You finally listened to Thankyou. Yes, if you like it,

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you should should put a ring onit or something like that. Yeah.
Yeah, no, So I canactually do this very fast because the
original original plan, which not alot of people know about, was before
Abby her best friend. I stilllove you. I know you don't listen
to the podcast, but I willgive you a shout out. Her wedding's

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next week or this week, excuseme, yes, and I'm in Baton
Rouge this Saturday. So the originalplan was Baton Rouge. Yeah, yeah,
no, that got blown up.So I told her, you stay
for your best friend's wedding and Iwill go compete and we'll go have a

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pretty much a bachelor party for mybuddy Josh. Well, after the Arnold,
I started thinking and thinking and thinking. I was like, I could
probably do it before I leave forBaton Rouge, like the week maybe two
weeks before. And then I don'tknow what it was. I just got
to bur up my I asked oneday, I said, yep, I'm
gonna go get it. So Ijust took a random Friday off, drove

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got it. This has been threeweeks ago. Took a random Friday off,
went got it. Blah blah blah. Done. Go talk to her
dad on that next day. Andthat was the big thing. And I
could say this from a personal standpoint, unless you have some sort of family
measures where the father's not like thefather is just not there or just not

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their period, like not supportive oranything. I say, if you have
a situation that I'm in, alwaysalways talk to the father. Yes,
always, always ask for permission.I think chivalry should never die. And
I think that shows the way ofactually being a true gentleman. Oh,
I'm just saying. And like Isaid aside, if there's circumstances that are

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outside of what I'm saying, dowhat you have to do. I also
think at the end of the day, it is his daughter, absolutely,
and he's going to want them.It's his oldest daughter that too. But
here's the other thing. He's goingto want the absolute best for her,
yes, just like you. Sohe will help you in any way,
shape or form to make that thebest moment of her life. And you're

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gonna like this. I took abook from you. Oh, since I
bought it the day before. Ishowed it to him the same day.
Good move, dude. And Iwas like, and when you told me
that, I was like, yep, I'm stealing that. You just you
have to you have to you writethat down. I did. I really
do think that that's a that that'ssomething that should also go with it,
you know, yes, it youtell her father, you show them the

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ring, and you can show dad. I think you show the whole family,
ye, anybody that in that.So her mom came down, and
that's where I was getting the violenttext messages like I get off work and
blah blah blah because she works weekends. I get off work and you're gonna
be here. You're still drinking withmy dad and stuff. Well really I
only had like two or three beers. Yeah, I was just waiting for

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a mom to get home so Icould show it to her and then I
left. All right, So let'sfast forward in two weeks time span.
I put together. I know,I didn't invite everybody. I was so
scrambled and I didn't know what everybody'sstuff was going on. So I just
I invited the people that she neversees all the time, which were my
buddies from Tiffin, their significant others, their wives, and then our immediate

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family, my family. Yes,And then I fucked up, And I'll
say this is where I fucked up. I should have said, if I
haven't gotten a hold of anybody thatyou can know of, let them know
and tell them to text me.That's the only thing I would have changed,
because I think we could have madeI had everybody meet at Shovel City
Drinkery. Yeah, because I eventext him. I wanted to rent that

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room in there, and they said, well, it's already rented out at
seven, so we're not really goingto do anything before. But she was
like, outside should be fine.We would have filled up outside. If
I would have thought of actually everybodygetting a hold of everybody, you probably
would have filled up that whole fuckingback patio. But I just wanted to
keep it small er. And thenI told this and my buddy's up North.

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Fucked this up. I thought Itold everybody. I guess I didn't.
I said, I'm going to proposeto her by myself, no cameras,
no pictures, nothing, It's justme and her. Then the other
half is everybody that she never seesis sitting there. Yeah. My buddies
thought I was going to do itat a bar. I was like,
motherfucker, we met at a bar. Yeah. I was like, I'm

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not doing it at a bar.Like we met at a bar, the
Oka Cafe, to be exact.Yeah. So all right, So to
last Friday, she shot down acouple places, like we were going to
go to this typhoon in Delaware.We were going to go this like just
somewhere, but I had it marked. Everybody be at the shovel by six
point thirty. I'm rolling in afterwards. So I had to play the whole

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time clock between that. She said, let's go to this, oh pizza
and Prime off sixty one. Allright, cool, go down there.
Tried it. It was great.Then I start sweating, and then I
started having real bad like like ohit was bad, Like I started getting
panic attacks, like small little ones, like I was like sitting there trying

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to catch my breath, and shegoes, are you okay? And I
just go, yep, just grabanother beer out of the bucket. Crack
that bitch open. It took meabout three beers to calm down. I
finally calmed down. Yeah. Sothen she's like, well, do you
want to keep drinking or here ordo you want to go somewhere. I
was like, let's get out ofhere, you know, let's go somewhere
else. Well, I look atthe time, I have to burn an
hour and ten minutes. So whatdid I resort to? Let's drive in

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fucking circle? All my you know, she was pissed, Oh my god.
So she goes all I want todo is go to a dive bar
and have a beer, which,don't get me wrong, if it's any
other day, and I was like, dressed like I am, now,
absolutely I would have went where doyou want to go? Rusty nail?

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Fucking we go to the Okay,I don't care, I'll go run you
name it, I'll go. SoI start driving the circles. Well,
at first, I'm like, allright, I'm gonna dive it off into
Delaware. Yep, No, okay, I'm gonna make up some bullshit,
get the fuck out of there.There's too many people there. So finally
I get back on twenty three,I gotta start heading back towards Marion now,

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and the whole time she's like gettingpissed off and the whole time,
and the she's like yelling at me, Like no, not like yelling,
but she's like, I really justwant to I don't I don't know what
we're doing, Like you're just figuringthis out on your like on the fly,
like we could literally go to Oscarsand Waldo and have a beer and
blah blah blah. And I waslike yeah. I was like, you're
gonna I'm gonna want to have alot of beers after this. And I

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she didn't catch when I said that, which was great because in the back
of my mind the whole thing,I'll give you, like of what Doug
was saying. I swear to God, this bitch says one more fucking word,
I'm gonna pull over and do it. On the side of twenty three.
I almost did it. So getto Waldo. I get off on
ninety eight. She thinks, forgoing to Waldo, I hang it right,

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Yeah, Oh so you had Northninety eight. What's the first place
that came in mind when I wasdriving that way, The King's Mill covered
bridge, I said, boom,and I looked at the time. I
said, it's now or never,Bud, I was like I had to
put myself in that situation. It'snow or never. So for those that
don't know, King's Mill is agolf course. They built a nice,

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really nice scenic covered right Chef's Kisspulled off, pulled off from the pull
off, So we get down there, just a beautiful piece. My dumb
ass, I told you this,my dumb ass, all right, goes,
I don't know where the fuck thiscame from. Chef's Kiss, Goes,
You are go fishing. I'm like, God, damn it, you

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stupid mother fucker. Like I'm justlike blowing up, like I'm like not
trying to show like I'm beating theship out of myself because and she's like
and then she fell for it.She fell for She's like, you have
a fishing pall. I was like, yeah, yeah, I got a
fishing pole in the back. Yeah, whip them into the fucking pull off.

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And the pull off's nice. It'slike, got a great view of
the bridge. And I was like, yeah, this is the the This
legitimately is true. This is thefirst place that I've I've fished was with
my grandpa. This is before itwas when the steel bridge. It wasn't
the cover. So we get downthere and I just fucking stop. I

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stopped. I turned the car off, popped the trunk, and I said,
well, guess what. The caris not turning back on, So
like, you gotta get out.So I opened the trunk, run to
the back reach in. The fuckingring is lodged all the way up in
the toe of my hunting booth.So I don't like to get it out
like print Like, I'm like watchingthrough the back window of my civic making

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sure she's not getting out. AllI can see is you trying to smack
your boot on a fucking car.No, no, no, no,
like my big ass arm trying toget up and in and pull it out.
Now there was not that I gotit out, so I shove it
in my pocket and they have abunch of posts and I'm kind of just
leaning against the post and I kindof just turn around and look back and

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I start like nervously smiling because she'snot getting out of the car and she's
on her phone. I'm like,oh fuck, I'm like, how am
I gonna do this? And Iwas looking around. I don't know if
I don't care what you believe in, but there was a man upstairs looking
over that day because all a sudden, a bunch of wood ducklings just start

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coming out of nowhere on this creekbed. I'm like, hey, look,
wood ducks got her out of thecar. I'm like, all right,
this is it? So flash backto when we were at Oh,
everything that I was going to say, we talked about at dinner, so
I just had one thing to do. I just had to ask. Yeah.

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So, and this is where itgets spotty because I did it so
fast, but it's back out no, like I can still see it.
But I just go. She cameup and I think she said something along
the lines of well, where arethe wood ducks? I said, and
I think I just said hey,and I just turned and then just dropped

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yeah, and like I said,and I let her have her little like
oh my god, what did whatthe fuck? This is fucking like?
I let her have it and thenI pulled it out and I opened it
and I said, and I thinkI I don't remember what exactly I said,
but I think I said, well, we kind of already talked about
everything, So I said, Ionly got one question, and I asked,

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and there was a pause. Nowthis is where I learned where every
guy says, you're going to havethat one moment where you have a heart
attack. Yeah, that was mymoment. That wasent. That was my
moment because she had a long pauseand I went fuck and she's like,
yes, of course, I'm myall. Thank god. I feel like

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I got lucky for the fact thatKylie. You guys saw them video at
that moment. I was like,yeah, you don't have to tell me.
Yes, yes, yeah, soI I. She said yes,
put the ring on. She's cryingand I was like, okay, well
no, She's like, so wait, I need to tell so many people.

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I'm like, no, we gottago now. It's like six thirty.
I'm like, we gotta go now. They could tell all the people
when they get there. Yes,tell all the the car. I turned
the car on. She goes,wait wait, wait what she goes,
We didn't take a picture, andthat was the picture we took right afterwards.
Oh it's a good picture. Butyeah, so congrats man, I'm

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getting married. I tried to.I don't know how that was story time
with Doug, but I don't knowhow fast everybody gets a moment moment you're
next on my moment, Well,let's see what's on my mind. Uh
well, I mean not to proposeor nothing. But the gall and I

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had an annivers three D eight,so I got ahold of her. Saturday
morning. We were just talking.She's like, come up right, and
I was like, yeah, I'llbe up and I'm like, well,
I'm good a mud Hens game.They got a home game. Because I
was looking at baseball scores and stuff, I'm like, I wanted to mud
Hens are home and they were,so I text her. I was like,
well, I'll get to watch Toledoplay baseball. And then after she
had a break so she called me. She's like, yeah, we can
go to the game, and startedtalking, got tickets and stuff. I

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get up there. We she gotoff work, grabs stuff, got ready
and rolled get to instadium, gettingready to check in. She's like there's
a lot more people over here,and I'm like, yeah, that's definitely
packed. But Saturday night they talkedabout postgame fireworks, the whole SHABOOPI and
I'm like, yeah, it'd bebig, it'd be big. Then all
of a sudden, here a guyyelling. I'm like, why is that
guy yelling? And right in frontof me is Joey fucking Chestnut. They

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had a choke Joey Chestnut day inToledo. After the third field, I'm
like, that's fucking awesome, andI'm like, he didn't find fucking Toledo,
is it? I'm looking, I'mlike, from around everybody came up
and my Hens were actually playing Scranton, so they were playing the Triple A
affiliates of the Yankee, So ofcourse I had to say a bunch of

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fuck Yankees, obviously, but allin sat for the game. Joey Chestnut
did a one challenge midway through thefirst I'm like, wait, why does
he look like he's right behind me? I just turned around and right there
he is. I saw his backand I'm like, hey, that's fucking
Joey Chestnut. I watched that guyshow so many Wieners and win the Hotdog

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Union contest. Freaking goat did that, and then he was in the section,
sign autographs, got pictures and stuff, watched a little baseball. Obviously
mid seventh that was tied up tooor mid six tied up two. Joey
chest n I have one more challenge, how many walleye bites? You could
eat in a minute, but bitesare like bites. That's a good fucking

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question. Because I look at themedia board and all this showed was a
Joey Chestnuts picture. The video guyworking the big board I think was fucking
new cause I'm like, I wouldlove to watch it, and I'm looking
at right field and all I seeis a crowd of people and I'm like,

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is there no camera? What's goingon here? I seen other guys
work the media board a little better, not trying to bash the guy,
but I was bashing the guy.They need to hire this Lake County guy
everywhere. That's the guy. Theentire time I watched it, I look
at cars and said, this iswhy the Clippers are the better Triple A

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affiliate. I got so many shutups that night because I kept saying business
bettered until it, you know,yeah, because I looked at it.
I'm like, you know, we'regoing to Huntington Park too, and she's
like, all right, figure.I'm like, I just figured it might
be a good night. But yeah, I had a university they watch baseball.
The mud Hens got the walk offwin. I saw Oscar Gunzalez again.

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I almost bowled my eyes out,but fully understand that why we got
rid of him. All in all, fun, fun time with the game,
solid win. Postponed the fireworks becauseit was raining on and off,
which was fully understandable, and thenJeva had a festival going on, so
after we stopped by the festival becauseshe wanted to try to see if she
could get a lemonade because there's alittle local booth that she always listens because

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they make some pretty good lemonade andthey do popcorn too, so she wanted
to stop there try to get therein time, but they closed everything up
early, which made sense. It'sraining, and I'm like, man,
but we kind of checked walked aroundthere a bit after, and all in
all we did it was pretty fun. We but I definitely told her,
I'm like, you know, nexttime you're in town, we're making plans.

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We're gonna go wash the Clippers,show you what Triple A baseball is
really about. Yeah. Yeah,we need to do another Clippers run.
Dude, we're up in my memoriesfrom last year. We're doing a Thursday
again. We got to do thetradition. Well, I got a lot
of Thursdays open up this June.Just saying I can open up a lot

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of Thursdays after this week. Icould probably get there by seven. We
can make a plan. I thinkI could make it happen. I know
Sarah said something about she wants totry to do a diamond Dog. That's
a Monday night, and that's gonnabe Tuesdays. The Tuesdays. Oh yeah,

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mondays, I forgot. Yeah,because with a whole COVID six game
series, yep, that's a toughActually your hat. We gotta try to
sneak one of those love them boys. We did bring the ball the whole
weekend July, or a whole weekendin July that just opened up, well

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weekend the So Sarah's birthdays on aSunday, I think July fourteenth, can
you look it up? Yeah,that's a Sunday, that is indeed a
Sunday, that birthday, Wednesday,that whole week, that whole week,
No, the fourteenth, that wholeweek to the first. Technically I'm busy
that weekend. But I'm always downfor baseball. There is knowledge a lot,

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there's a high possibility. I'm notsaying no, not saying no,
not saying no. Fuck, Igotta get used to saying that, but
hey, your turn, chairman,how the fuck do I ado? You?
Guys? You a life jaming experienceAnd he went to a baseball game,

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I mean experience baseball game. Bothare He's going to come hand in
hand. Literally. I just livingit up, man, just living it
up the last couple of weeks,thriving, vibing, trying to get into
the summer schedule at work. Butother than that, living it up.

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We are ninety days less than ninetydays from wedding. Though I know I
gotta get my shit done less thanninety days. You that list is dwindling,
by the way, for what ofmen that need to do that?
Yes, I'll get it done afterit's probably I need to see the lines
on who will be the last toget Just put me down, Just put

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me down. Are you? Areyou in a minus four hundred on that?
I'm like a minus five hundred.I'm minus one. Thing. We'll
start, we'll start at minus threetwenty five, A bitches in and out
of minus five hundred. Hey,it's all right, first one to get
it done. That he texted me, Oh yeah, this guy got done.
I'm like, I fucking knew hewas first proud at Colin. My

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motherfucker got it done quick, hesaid, and he is on it dude,
like everyone once a while, Igot a text for me. He's
like, I gotta go back toBen's warehouse and get fucking resized. Go
to nor Nordstrom because that's actually whatblack Tux is through Nordstrum in Columbus.
You're talking about they that is blackTie is a Nordstrom company and they have

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all the suits there. And youcan know. I got the email reminder
because I'm we're ending up there.I forgot I gave someone email. I
was like, hey, you know, Alex Meddy is coming up on I'm
like, hey, you know,you don't need to remind me. I
know it's coming out ship. Yeah, it's through. You can go through
them, take a look, seewhat you got and then put it in.

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I'm gonna go because I want todouble check and make sure I him
perfect. She also wants to matchyou can be guys like up to a
month out. She She also wantsto cross reference the kids suits because they're
gonna be kids suits through other companies. What's our color scheme? Gray?

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So one of us? I thinkit's me is wearing dark gray. You
guys are wearing light gray gray onin August. Oh god, it could
be worse. It could be worse. It could be it could be dark.
I'm not wearing white. You can'twear white. The hirts white,
yeah, gray, I'm sweating throughthat, bitch. Well, I think

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I dar sorry. So I'm probablygonna have to make a white T shirt
to cut off to hold everything onthe shirt, or i just don't wear
a shirt at all. I'm gonnaprobably have my white cut off underneath flipped
inside out so you don't see mypurple, my black and purple letterings from
my one cut off just away underneath. Because I'm like, yeah, I'm

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gonna be hot. I'm already sweatingjust thinking about it. I have a
July wedding. But I'm the beerbeer boy. Remember, we're in a
church. We're in a close facilitythat has brand new air conditioning and or
new everything, so we should begood to go. Yeah, I know,
I get to go through this processnow. Oh brother, But let's

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get to the important thing. Wegotta do mystery pizza because we are on
a time frame and we have burntsome time already. But it is worthy
time he did you turn the micon, mic is on. It is
as always. You guys know thedrill mystery piece is brought to you by
the Okay Cafe. And I'll shoutthem out the Okay Cafe, Caledonia.

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I've made my way over there.They have a couple of tabs. They're
not terrible, and I think ittastes similar. So yes, run it
up. We're live. I wasgonna say, I think some of their
kitchen crew goes back and forth fromfinally one. Do you think you know?
I don't. I don't think theyput a lot of vegetables on it,
beauty. It's it's a little heftysmell. Lick wayat, shake it,

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do whatever you gotta do. Tellme what's in that pizza pie?
That's a pizza pieizza pie. Ibet I know what it is. It's
pizza in cardboard and crust and crust. There. I hope there's tomato sauce.
I hope there's cheese, like abed of like sauce cheese, and
they'll bake it in the box.You ever felt the bottom of a trampoline,

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That's what it feels like right now, dude. I always fucking feel
the bottom of the box and thatso I don't feel Yeah, I feel
like it's because we always give itway too long. So let me get
let me get our beauty. Thelogo, what are you thinking? What
are you thinking? I'm gonna goPepperoni, mushroom, onion, green pepper.
Okay, what do you got?And I said, not a lot
of vegetables. I'm a fucking idiot, this guy. Yeah, fucking laughing

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at him. But anyway, Pepperoni, peppering, mushroom. You know what,
I'm digging the onion. I likeonion, I like opinion, I
like mushroom, and I like sausage. What are we thinking here? Two?
One? So mushroom hamm you're close. Oh that's a that's like a

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classic. This is what's this iscrosser? You missed by one. Asians
think our pizza is well, I'mhappy that they think that, because this
is a good pizza. They alsoput corn on pizza. I would try
it in Japan, I heard becausethere was somewhere where they did put corn

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on pizza. And I'm like,you know what, I can't knock till
I try. And I'm like,actually, there's just something about banana peppers.
Every talking I order our pizza usuallyif I do two toppings banana pepper
pepper on. I don't know whatit is about banana peppers, Dude,
it's good. I enjoy it.Something about it, man like last like,

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okays the pizzas on Monday, kudosto you. They that's solid.
Wow, I'm all about that guy. Dude, this might be a me
specialty. This is a fire pizza. Hey, gentlemen, we got a
couple things we got chat about.Yeah, Chris, do we want to

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run through the quick things real faster? Yeah? It's bananas. What's the
quick things? Savannah banas? Thatwas fun? Certain somebody won the lottery.
Yeah. So if you want tograb the Paul candle and hold it
up Paul and Savannah Banana tickets.Oh no, ship mm hmmm, we're

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gonna light these fuckers again. Well, unfortunately we got a small ass inky
lighter done. It didn't work.Yeah, so we got so since we
got the dandel for Dan Campbell,are we gonna call it the Paul do
for? It's just the goat onthat too. The goat. Paula had
the opportunity to go see the SavannahBananas in Columbus. That was beautiful and

(29:04):
I got the call that, hey, we got to two more extra tickets
you in And I'm like, Idon't say no other baseball So is it
as cool as what they say itis? It is pretty cool? It
is and literally the best way todescribe it, because people ask me,
I'm like, what do you haveyou ever watched the Harnung Globetrotters. Yes,

(29:25):
that's pretty much what they are,but in baseball for and it's not
the one team, but it's bothteams. So it's both the Savannah Bananas
they're sitting there doing tricks and stuffand the Party Animals, which was a
team they played against. They werethe same thing where in the basketball world
of the Globe Trotters, that wasa Globe Trotters always having fun and the
other team was just serious. Yesnow, but they always got their ass.
Sorry continue. I think the thingthat needs to be brought up for

(29:45):
the Bananas is that it's competitive baseball. Bananas do not win every week.
No know, here's the thing.I've seen the rules, so they make
it to where it's not like theHarlem Globetrotters. It is the idea of
the Harlem Globetrotters. But competitive baseballabsolutely, yeah, and it's great,
it's great, it's great. Likewhat is it, uh if a fan?

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Yes, one of the rules isif a fan catches a ball a
foul ball, it's an out.Yeah. They were at one hundred and
two on the season. Yeap,one hundred and two. Uh. There
the one hundred and second was inColumbus. Wow. Yeah. What else
the was this something about in play? Well, if third strike is dropped,

(30:29):
they can go as far as theywent on the base patterns, but
if you if they to, everybodyhas to touch the ball before they can
tag you. That's what it was. Yes, for a drop third,
Yeah, and you would see alot of guys get to second. I
think there was only two or threesituations where there were guys that didn't get
all the way to second. Yep. And those guys just stopped at first
because they weren't fast. Wow.Yeah, every one of the others.

(30:52):
And there was never an out ona drop third yep. Never damn.
So they completely reversed that rule fromregular baseball, where every third drop or
every third drop is always an out. And banana ball, isn't it isn't
there a time limit to Yeah,two hour time umber for the game.
Yeah, it's a two hour dropdead mm hmmm. And inning's one through
eight. Like, let's say itdoesn't matter, it's you're gonna score one

(31:15):
run. So whoever scored the mostruns in the one inning you get one
point. So I say, firstinning, the party animals have got one
run. Okay, Well the SavannahBanana scored two runs, and they scored
two runs with one out ending overthe bananas get a point. Yes,
that's what it was. The regularbaseball scoring is at the ninth inning,

(31:36):
where each run you're scoring is actuallyone run. Yes, so if they
would go like one one, it'szero because both correct to two or whatever.
If they have the same amountain runsat the end of the inning,
it's zero. Dude. I that'sactually sounds pretty fucking cool. Now let's
let me ask this. So itwas that Huntington Park, right, it

(31:57):
was a hunting And did they jackup the prices because of it? No
prices stay the same across the boardeverywhere, So it just sounds like it
is a Harlem globe trotter screen Harlemglobe trotter scheme. I believe it's it.
They just rent, Yeah, theyjust rent, but they know that
they can sell the place out.So the money's good. Yes, the
money's there. Now. I thinktheir thing was they have like kids.

(32:22):
They have a kid's charity that alllike fifty of the or is it.
It might not be fifty, butthere's a good percentage. It goes to
a good percentage of kids. Rightfor the concessions and everything. Oh damn.
So the fact that they have thismuch charity and things like that,
there's there's just so many positives.Well, when I heard of the Savannah

(32:43):
banana starting during COVID, yep,yes, and had to stay in Savannah,
I was like, what the fuckis this? Yep? And now
they're growing this fast and four yearsthey the bananas were started in sixteen,
but that was just slowly, likethey would stay in Savannah, and then

(33:05):
COVID really hit hard. I didnot know they were there. They tried
something and then traveling around. Okay, now it's picking up more and more.
It was a minor league team thatwas in the Coastal League yep.
Oh, and they took that teamand then they made the Party Animals and
now they have a new team thatthey're making called the fire Firefighters, and
they're going to be the same thingas the Bananas, but they're going to

(33:27):
be a different traveling or one's goingto stay home the other is going to
travel. They have different plans.So what you're saying is is I need
to try to They're going to tryto make a banana ball league, I
believe, and they're just gonna travel. And there's already in talks out of
fourth I thought there was already aleague. My buddy Croswell told me that
there was a league like that upin Michigan, maybe had like five or
six different teams, like one itwas what did he say? It was

(33:49):
like forty No, not even thatfar, like thirty minutes away north from
his house in Michigan. There waslike there were six different teams. Yeah,
and they played round Robinson style forlike two months. Interesting, and
the tickets were like ten bucks.They played it like I can I can
call it like a half assed LakeCounty. Yeah, like not all the
cool ship in the fucking outfield andship for the kids, but it's like

(34:13):
you just take the field concept.That's all. That's it. That's all.
And he was like, dude,it's like fifteen bucks a ticket.
And I think it was almost thesame concept two hour drop dead, but
I think it was just two hourdrop dead. It was, however,
many as they played, but it'stwo hour drop dead. Yeah, so
they played for two hours and theyplayed like there was one team was like

(34:34):
the Unicorns against the I don't fuckingknow. I can't remember the Wizard or
something stuff like that. So thecreated teams he always had on n C
double I wonderful, Yeah, exactly, I wonderful. Seat the next big
thing, Yeah, isn't it thismonth? Next month? July next month
and two days after my birthday?I think it drops the nineteen. But

(34:58):
yes, I hope, like I'mif they see teams out there that are
doing stuff like that, hopefully theywould combine that in the Banana League.
Just last piece before we move along. That charity is for kids that are
in foster care. That's yeah,it's foster care. I can't remember.
That is a very collected charity,and that just that makes me happy.
It's a great. They actually hadthe family come out during and then and

(35:21):
then the bananas and party animals ranaround the family. The stat for that
family. That family had fostered fortydifferent children. I wonder if it was
local, some local ones I knowof, Yeah, maybe, but fostering
forties individual children is there's a girlI went to high school with. I
swear they're probably up in the forties. Really huh her mom and dad?

(35:46):
That might have been them then couldhave been I have no idea, but
uh, really interesting. Banana ballis great. Hopefully they do keep adding
more teams so it is more vastand more seeable because it really is worth
the time. Oh absolutely, soI think it's really going to help with
a lot of people getting more interestedin baseball. So well, baseball's fun.

(36:08):
Oh yeah, absolutely. Baseball hasdone its work to try to get
it more uh more views, andit's done a lot better. So do
we want to talk about NCAA footballbecause this this game looks really good?
Dude? I am actually well,I mean I'll just go a complete nerd.
I'm really happy about nc double a, yeah, twenty five. I

(36:30):
am ecstatic about Black Ops six,but that's a whole different other side of
me. But nub A twenty five, dude, I am so fucking ready
for it to come. Oh Iam to the point where I'm a I'm
stuck between a rock and a hardplace because I'm like, well, since,
okay, in my mind, okay, I just got a ring.

(36:51):
Yeah, I did the thing mybirthdays. In a couple of weeks,
do I buy myself a pistol ora PlayStation five so I can have the
better graphics for that? There isno old gen for that game. It's
all new gen, so I haveto get at So you have to get

(37:13):
a PS five or X. Yeah. I mean, now, that makes
it sound like it's always been likeback in the day when it first came
out. Here's what I will tellyou. Microsoft and HL did that at
the start of this release for theirrecent game for twenty four. I believe

(37:35):
Chill got released through game Pass andyou can now play it on the game
on your computer starting the last coupleof weeks. So I'm expecting n C
double A to do something similar.It's just they don't have the support from
I've never played on a computer,so I don't think there's anything wrong with
it. Totally different world. It'sa lot faster. It's a lot of
fast, to be honest with you. Switching from a console to a computer

(37:57):
and having the proper change and everythinglike that can make you nauseous because it's
that different. Yeah, that throwsme off. Like I'll play like Mann
or something on my PS four,play for a bit and then like I
want to take a break, andthen like Bike or one of the guys
will be like, hey, we'replaying this on PC okay, And I'm
sitting there and I'm like, okay, I need to adapt for a minute
real quick before. So I'm sittingthere at the screen there like you join

(38:21):
it. I'm like, give mea minute, okay, I'm in.
So there was a span there whereI was playing a lot on my switch
when Archie is released and I didn'ttouch my computer for a while. I
went back to play Rocket League likea month later, and because of the
change on the graphics, because theswitch is like thirty fps, I think,
Max, you can go up tofucking the hundreds. Yeah, on

(38:43):
your PC. PC. I literallywas playing my computer with Rocket League for
like twenty minutes and I'm like,okay, I need to take a break
because I was physically nauseous. Itwas moving so fast. It was that
it was that high rate and itwas a hive a refresh because the refresh
I think on on your consoles islike thirty to sixty. I have won
forty four on my computer, soI was getting double the refresh rate.

(39:07):
Sorry, I had to go fullNERD, but I think it was the
same time you mentioned Hollered. Imean, hey, I'm about to play
Rocket League in twenty one joined me. I'm like, yeah, let me
finish this. And I was onmy switch, but I was playing Smash
Bros. I got my dvs.Three. Now, okay, I'm gonna
say that for later, nice beautifulto another draft type. But absolutely I

(39:28):
was gonna say we went full NERDfor like thirty seconds switch I'm there with
But anyway, NC double A twentyfive. I'm ready for it, beautiful
game, one thousand percent ready forit. And now I just I think
I solidified. When I'm getting myselffor my birthday is a PS five.
I'm interested to see how the skillswork, because everybody's talked about the skills,
and that's the difference that I'm notprepared for. Yeah see, and

(39:52):
they got to keep the concept similarto ten years ago or eleven. Well,
actually, technically, what is ittwelve? It was fourteen and then
it was eleven years ago, right, did I do my math? Right?
Yeah? Yeah, technically No fourteenwould come out in thirteen. Yeah,
so it's eleven okay, yeah,yeah, No, I say you
were right, because there'll be thetwenty twenty four football season. Yes,

(40:14):
n double twenty five because n Cdouble A fourteen was based on the twenty
thirteen season, which was the finalyear for the BCS games, which I
have on my PS three. Yes, I'm going to then C double a
football. Oh eight because fucking ColtBrennan and the Hawaii Rainbow Rope Warriors and
Pat White, that's Virginia Mountaineers.Can go wrong with that. So the
only bad thing I do have totell you, gentlemen. No, now,

(40:36):
Scott is not in the game,so he can't play with the oranges
in the trees. You cannot playwith the Stanford trees. Yes, that's
exactly it, that right there.You cannot bend down as a tree somehow
tackle somebody with no fucking arms andcatch a football. He has branches.
He has branches, ye right,the branches, hey, Harry Potter and

(41:00):
a tree that had break. Iknow what in orange is? Fuck a
bird? I know why is ita tree because the Cardinals it's a cardinal
and a tree. Yes, apparently, I don't know, but they didn't
want the cardinal for some reason becauseI don't know. For Ohio. Yeah,

(41:28):
crazy wild, insane Ohio. Andall I gotta say is that's an
IVY League school, my ass Ohio. Yeah, but hear me out,
like said, Ivy League school that'snow in the A c C but is
on the Pacific coast. Make itmakes sense camp they've never heard of Nope,

(41:51):
never, zero never, Or thefact that the Big Ten is like
sixteen teams now fourteen eighteen with fourteams from the West Coast. Super conferences
are going to become a thing,like oh way already becoming. I think
we talked about I think a lotof these these like Fox Sports, ESPN,

(42:14):
they need to reimburse us because wewere talking about this before other podcasts.
We're talking about this. Yes,like two years ago, three years
ago, we got oil hats.We'll bring Joe Clatt as a guest because
he talked about it. Like twodays after we did. We built our
tinfoil hats. We're wearing them.Let us get it. Come on,

(42:34):
guys, I literally just would beokay with a couple of tickets to go
some to some random mass games,go promote it. I would like to
hit even even sitting in the boothwith Justin Joel Klatt, I mean,
just give me. I don't knowwhat i'd give you, Like two games
in every conference that's left. Ifeel like we would want to go to

(42:57):
South Bend would have to be oneof them. That is on the bucket
list. The South Bends real niceBeaver Stadium is also on the bucket list.
Mine definitely. Oh fuck, Ijust had it and I lost it.
It has to be. I wantto go to app State, Okay,
I want to go to Pasadena.I want mine Pasadena. Pasadena's not

(43:20):
bad, Well you think it's overrated. No Pasadena for what the Rose that
would be nice. Yeah, Idon't know if I want to go see
USC play. That's that's what Iwas says, Ohio State us SEE,
which is now not very it's veryprevalent. Want mine, Maybe USC U,
c l A. I might bea bad one Battle of Cali the

(43:43):
Rose. I've already been to Kansas, Oklahoma. I want mine connected Texas,
oh Red River Shootout. Yes,I would go to the Red River
Shootout Olama red River at the CottonBowl. Yep, I'd go Fuck that's
Cotton Bowl. No, I haveto go to Texas. I had to
go t Dalton. It's when theTexas State Fair is, so it's the

(44:05):
best time to be in Texas.But the Bowl, I don't care.
You can walk out Dalton so youcan go watch that and then watch go
to your sorry, get every spotthat. I was like, Oh,
Eugene, I'd love to go toEugene. Yes, absolutely, Kroger Fields

(44:28):
nice. I don't know if it'son the bucket list. No, that's
not a list for me. Iwas gonna say Buccleles. No, but
it's a nice field. Because Iwatched Kentucky, I would like to go
watch Coastal play football. I'd haveto go watch it on the beach because
it's Yes, it's on the beach. I would go to. Yes,
that's that's not just football for me. I won't mind Georgia. That was

(44:52):
my that would be Yeah, that'dbe my my se c One will probably
be which honestly, if I sayTennessee and Georgia, I want mind that.
I also want to mind Kentucky Georgiabecause those are the two SEC teams
I respect, but Tennessee Georgia,that's all, especially when if Jeremy Prue

(45:13):
could do what Jones did a fewyears. I'm not banned. I don't
know, but deep down something isjust stabbing at me with wanting to go
see Perdue at home. Actually,you're going to be surprised on what mine
was. What do you got Clemson? You want to go see Clemson Valley
Clemson. I've always wanted to goto Clemson. Okay, uh for some

(45:37):
fucking reason. Oh, I wantto go to Husky Stadium, Washington.
Dude. Have you seen the view? Oh my god, it's beautiful.
It's right off it's right off.Yeah, really, it's right off the
water. I did not know thatit is. And I think it's Air
Alaska is their biggest it's just becausetheir big sponsor. Oh my god,

(46:00):
Like I I would go find somethingto do there just to go see a
football trying to think there's one otherthere's one team, and it's not coming
to me right now. Is ita powerhouse team? No, it's it's
a group of five. There's noHawaii. Shut up. Southern Western,

(46:27):
Southern Western Nevada. No, no, because I already said that's a hard
state. I said state. Iwould go to Coastal. There's one more.
Oh really, well, you thinkabout it, James Madison, because
I'd go there. Not James Madisonin the belt. Not gonna lie,

(46:51):
but Martin Virginia. I want tosee that, dude, Marshall. I
actually, since Marshall's just a threeand a half hour drive for us here,
just go to a fucking game.Fuck it. That's why I want
Marshall, West Virginia for that.That. Oh, this is just a

(47:13):
side one the backyard brawl. I'dgo to that one though. Fuck is
it West Coast? No, it'sEast Coast, East Coast, North Carolina,
South Carolina. No, no,no, oh, you said it
was mid tiers tiers And it mightnot even be D one. I can't

(47:34):
remember. It might be a Dtwo team because I just have so many
colleges running in my head right now. I mean d f AU. They
have the best campis yea FAU.They have the best campus. That is
one in the nation. That's Done now in the American Conference, Yes,
they moved from the Conference US.Yes, s a U. That

(47:57):
was another one. The Owls.Yeah, Lord of the Lantic Coast,
I gotta you think about it,because the gall and I talked about him.
We're gonna take our friend. We'regonna have to make a list to
go watch U. A. Bplay football because they're the Blazers, and
she kept calling them the Dragons alittle shout out there, even though they
both don't listen to the podcast.They do have a dragon though. But
exactly, we got a quick runthrough a couple of things because we are

(48:21):
running tight on time because I'm tryingto keep a tight schedule today. So
do you want to do a quickrun on basketball? While he's looking this
up? Yeah, we'll do itquick. Ron, you look your thing
up, we'll do this. Hi, brother, right here, we're we're
just so you got a timer.Two minutes, two minute drill. Absolutely,
we were doing anute dril right here, all right, Matt Celtics.

(48:45):
This guys, here's one thing.Drew Holiday, Kyrie Irving, I'm on
bother them to get a ring.It's gonna be a great series, gonna
be crazy that Chris Tops had togo to Boston to try to attempt to
get a ring, exactly crazy.And he played for Dallas too crazier part.
I kid you not. This isprobably one of the best NBA finals.
I've been looking forward to you fora long while. That's saying something
I mean. Don't get me wrong. Miami Denver last year not too shabby,

(49:07):
Boston Golden State. All right,Miami win the Lakers in the bubble,
but not for this. But it'salso because it's guys. I grew
up because I loved what Kyrie didin Cleveland, and even for my nets
still eggs, but he's got toget that ring. And Drew Holiday.
I love Drew Holiday's place, especiallyin New Orleans. I'm riding the Mavericks.
I think at the Mavericks ticket theywin six, yes, but if

(49:29):
they can't get clicking, Boston willtick in them five. Whoe between those
who Boston's winning at home or Dallasis getting in a home. That's where
I'm at. Okay, I agree, I think Boston has a really good
chance to take this, but again, if the MAVs don't get clicking,
which they have been, they've beenclicking, been getting there now again,
I think both of these teams havehad way too easy of a walk to

(49:51):
get to where they are Boston.Yes, Dallas had a bet of a
fight, and yes it was theWest. We've talked about this for years.
The East is a cake on.It always has been, but it
was more of a cakewalk this yearfor the fact that a lot of people
are hurt. Georgia Southern Georgia,Southern Okay. So it was a directional
school. We weren't too far off, but some belt back to it.

(50:13):
So Boston had a cake walk becauseof injuries. Jim Butler was hurt,
and then they played the Calves DoomvanMitchell was out. Pacers still aches me,
but I get it. Sorry,Haliburton was hurt. Time. We're
not three, We're not done.But you have your Cleveland bit. I
want to hear that. Head itgo Cleveland, your bit, Cleveland,
Cleveland, your bit. There wego. So anyway, the Calves fire

(50:36):
JB. Baker Staff, Yes,how are you feeling about it? I'm
perfectly fine with it because John Mitchelldid like him. I'm I'm with it.
Here's the thing. I'm fine withit because I know it's time to
move on. But here's also onething, and that's superstitious by I think
that's gonna happen Kyrie or Kyrie.Kyrie's gonna stay in Dallas anyway. Yeah,
but Lebron is a free agent.He's waiting to see where he goes.

(51:00):
They're definitely thinking maybe the Cows wouldmake a deal if Browny doesn't get
drafted, sign Browny. That wouldbring Lebron back to Cleveland as a farewell
tour superstition. But here's my thing. I think y'all should have kept jb
for one more year. Why forone more year? Because he got guys
building around, make it work.Next season comes through. Just try to

(51:22):
fight through when Lebron officially retires.Because here's one thing. Lebron's gonna be
a coach. Why not be acoach for the hometown team that you were
in and the organization you started with, in the organization that really loved you.
Oh sure, Lebron's gonna be acoach for you. Shut up because

(51:43):
right now, if he says withthe Lakers or Jean Rondo, I think
he's the next guy for the LaLakers to be head coach. But I
think Lebron's gonna try to be ashoeing. He's gonna want to be a
coach. Why not go back tothe Cows, be a head coach,
be in Cleveland again. Two pointsbefore we get off the NBA maybe three
actual First, Rajon Rondo, lovethat man. Hope he gets a job,
Hope he does well. If hedoes get a gig, I'm there.

(52:05):
I'm all for it. I'm supporting. I don't care what team he's
he's coaching. I'm supporting him nomatter what, unless he does something stupid,
which I will say that because we'veseen a lot of stupid people do
a lot of stupid things. Butnumber two, I don't know. I
think you're just kind of getting yourCleveland hard on with the whole Lebron situation.
And you're not even the Cleveland.That's the craziest. You're nowhere close

(52:27):
to a Cleveland. Cleveland loves himso much, and I'm like, he
lost the first year he went toMiami. I fucking knew that. I
just said, goodbye, you're gonnalose. Hey, look it's dirt.
You got dirked. Last comment,Dave Cleveland. That's one thing, because
we already know they're gonna be welcomingthem with up in arms, and I'm
just gonna be like, damn,I'm right. Last Cleveland comment before I
go onto my last bit of theNBA, which is my last Cleveland comment,
is I would love to know whatTwitter page got you with the spinning

(52:51):
spiral on their page to get youthat brainwashed for Cleveland. It's it's crazy
freaking Twitter because everyone will have talkedabout it. Last and final bit,
which I don't know if you havetoo much to say, Let's try to
keep it short quick because we havegone definitely past two minutes, probably in
the four minute range. Uh Tylogot paid for the fact that he is
one of the worst coaches that hasever gotten a ring in his entire career,

(53:14):
and he's going to a billion dollarsarena, and he is also on
a team that has not won aring since he's been there. And Mike
Brown got paid too. Yes,and four minutes, four and a half,
five, ten fucking hell, Goddamn it, Chris, we talked
too long about the NBA. We'regonna burn. No, No, we
actually did really well for that one'sconversations, right coffee, right, Yeah,

(53:36):
there's no, it's all right,because this one's gonna be a minute
because now we got him to jumpto NHL Real Quick NHL s Aanley Cup
playoffs start Saturday eight o'clock. TheFlorida Panthers won the East. The Emmons
and Oilers win the West in gamesix. Oh my god, I know
Canada has a chance to win one, a chance to win. The first
years Canadian team made it into theStanley Cup finals since the twenty eleventh Vangylevel

(53:59):
I've seen it is the I've justseen the explicit photo of the Canadian girl
with their hockey jersey of that's allI saw. That's how I knew the
Oilers made it in. But lastgot Florida win last piece on that.
I don't think a Canadian team haswon and over twenty years, correct,
Yeah, Edmonton's the last team won, was the last one to win it.
So I think they got it thisyear, which for the fact that
they went away and then came.No, that was Calgary and all the

(54:22):
other ones because were always there.There were like four Canadian teams that always
stayed in. It was Toronto,Edmonton, Montreal and the Canucks, well
the Canucks are the Canucks back andforth and Vancouver and the oh Ottawa was
off off of the coenter. Itwas between Vancouver and I think the one
that really went away was the Jetsand the Flames. Because the Jets went

(54:45):
away, this organization changes went toAtlanta to be the Atlanta Threshers and then
moved back to Winnipeg. And finalbit on NHL bring back the Thrashers for
our boy. Absolutely, So NHLis gone, NBA is gone. What
is our last bits that we needto talk about before we get into some
bits? No, what is NFL? Guy's got paid? Oh j J,

(55:07):
jeff j. He got that dogin him and he got that money
in him. Four years doing thegritty. He ain't doing the gritty.
He's making a new dance. Readyfor this, you're gonna hear it here
injured week two. Ah, don'tsay that I was gonna try to draft

(55:27):
him this year. You don't havefirst pick? You won, didn't you?
Did I win? Yeah? Icame in second a boner. I
forget that, damn it. Ohyeah, before you have the ninth pick.
I have the tenth pick. He'sgonna go and no, he has
the ninth, you have ninth.I might even have the seventh. You.
I don't know whoever, I whoeverlost to you? Who'd you beat

(55:51):
who did who did I beat?Because he beat me and Clay You beat
Clay record than cla so ten tonine eight, and then he'll be seven.
J Jeda got paid. J Jedagot paid. If you if you
think of j Jeff, Yes,he wanted to go somewhere else. You

(56:13):
had to pay him. Yes,there you had to. You had to
pay him that much, especially withthe rookie quarterback coming in. Yes,
you had to pay him that muchbecause that solidifies him as I am the
captain. It is pretty much becauseif he left, who will be the
captain? Minnesota sank ship. Minnesotaain't skull. No, Mo. Minnesota

(56:34):
had everything but a quarterback. Theygot a quarterback. Hopefully it fits that
piece. We've already had this conversation. I got Aaron Jones, so they
got a decent running back. Yeah, Aaron Jones did his trip around the
NFC least because this is the secondNFC team he's been to. Oh no,
that's the NFC North he's done,no Packers, and then he went

(56:54):
to the Vikings. No, thereis an he went somewhere else. He
I'm thinking somebody else. No,there's a guy that to Detroit. Yes,
no, because he did. He'sdrafted by the Bears, and then
he went to the Vikings. Andno, there is one person that has
played on every Gibbs Gibbs he played. He played for the Lions, Lions,

(57:17):
He got drafted by the Lions,got drafted by the Lions. Then
he went to Chicago. Did henot Jamior Gibbs? No, No,
he went fucking East Coast Swift Swift, Swift went East Coast. But he's
what the Bears now. But healso there's there's a guy literally, there's
a computer sitting right in front ofyou. There's Yeah, I know,

(57:42):
but it takes NFL n he wentrunning back. I don't think it was
running back. Just say NFL playerto play for all the NFC North player
who has played. This is wherewe need or Viking teams. Okay,

(58:08):
should be a local like it's notpopping up what. I literally just saw
Julius Peppers because when he wasn't inCarolina, I did the Bears and Packers.
Damnit. He's a fucking Wikipedia ofship. Oh man, dude,
I was heartbroken with j Pep andthen that my heart amended when he came

(58:29):
back. Didn't speaking of if youwant to talk about the fucking Lebron James
ship. Bullshit. It's Julius Peppersand he's in the Hall of Fame anyways,
all right, either way, butno, I get what I got.
What you got paid? Well,Like I said, Jayleen Wattle got
paid because now the Dolphins have thenumber three and number four highest paid receiver.

(58:51):
I think it's yeah, because jayJetta also got the highest non quarterback
contract too. It's the highest inNFL history. Yeah, non quarterback,
yes, non quarterback. Defensive guy. I just got paid too. I
can't remember now. Darren Waller,no one knows woman and he's there.
He's going to retire, Darren Waller. I think he's going to retire after

(59:13):
that shitty ass music video. Yeah, it was a music video on his
Instagram line. It reminded me literallyabout the mid They're the late no early
twenty ten's the the one guy thatsings this something about a girl that that
one music video where the dudes likereally high pitched. God, please,

(59:36):
Justin Bieber was that anyway, right? I don't know what you're talking about,
my god, I'm still trying tofind this dude. I have no
idea. Yeah, there's nothing aboutanybody that's played on all NFC no teams.
Right there it is, Oh,Chiefs did their White House visit and

(59:58):
Travis kelskiss the mic during the secondtrip. If you guys want to know
what my interpretation of that of theDarren Waller was. And there's no copyright
on this. Oh really no,stop stop Darren Waller, just stop.

(01:00:31):
Oh uh knock knock, hard knocksis going to have the Chicago Bears featured.
Yes, tanking, tanking, tanking, tank that I really just want
to see tank. The hardest isit absolutely has to be the Bears.
My saying is always other than theRavens and the Steelers. My saying has

(01:00:54):
always been poor Bears fans, PoorBears fans. Yea forty nine Ers.
Jauan Jennings reached the deal. Ihad to play it. I know this
is where like part of me wishesI had a headphone. But also yeah,
another one cave on the defensive edgeplayer for the Giants. Yes,
said he is wanting to chase thesax record of twenty two and a half

(01:01:17):
and he feels confident he could breakit this year. Interesting not in the
the wing tummets Yeah, he's goingto he is achieving to break the Sax
record. I've heard you, sogood luck. Keeve on the wings will
not help you move faster. No, they don't. They they do not

(01:01:39):
know. Yeah, I forgot.I knew what you talked about, and
I tried to ignore it. Butnow the image is back in my head.
Dance cave on Thibodeau is not goingto touch that at all. No,
that's gonna be a tough one though. Sorry, you have a lot
of teams, you have way tooother many good guys. A lot of
teams put that insurance seeing on theirLamborghini in their back so in their backfield.

(01:02:04):
Well, let's see if his backwill actually stay healthy and we'll call
it a day afternoon. Absolutely,that's a good way to look at it.
Uh. The Buccaneers made sure AntoineMidfield Junior is the highest payed defensive
back in NFL history. You gotpaid. Respect, I just said another
one. Bengals don't have Jamar Chaseor t Against for ot As. They

(01:02:24):
both expect to get paid. Buthe also wants traded. We'll see how
that goes. See, you willget traded. Uh, sitting down too,
isn't he is sitting out. There'ssomebody else that's big sitting out right
now? Billy Price retired, Well, yeah, Billy Price retired and then
on Uh, I can't think ofwho's sitting out. I feel like it's

(01:02:45):
in the team. Yes, it'snot Lions, No, AFC, North,
not anybody. Everybody's there Baltimore.It's a Baltimore player, receiver.
No, no, because they're leadingreceivers today and he's still on a Was

(01:03:07):
it a Defen player? Was itone? No? One? All right?
Either way? Maybe it's running back. I'm not worried about it,
but we'll be kicking ourselves tonight.Yes, and we find out, we'll
share it on Facebook. How's that? We'll put it on our media page.
Hey, that's does a great jobwith that. Absolutely. I tried
to fill on everyone, but gentlemen, Collins got paid to anyways, Yes,

(01:03:31):
final words or any final pieces beforewe go moving on that football season?
Yeah? Yeah, season and aright, we should be running with
baseball season too. Why are wenot running a counter on that counter on
what one football season? We boughtit? There? I saw that we
don't get paid. Yeah, hey, we're under one hundred days. How's

(01:03:54):
that I saw a post for ninetywe're under ninety for college. Yeah,
college is like NFL might be justover ninety or chest under one hundred.
Yeah, so because I saw thepost not too long ago. Actually,
I think I shared it now.I got a little the page. Now

(01:04:19):
the moment you've been waiting for thefans weekly, A f BS and a
f U S A f b's af us. Gentlemen, do we have
them ready or we prepared? Arewe somewhat? To my aff? I

(01:04:42):
got my f B, n Fwho's your f B of the week?
Don't my a f B just happensto be some people that like to talk
ship and they have no physical evidenceto back it up. Don't be that
guy, Yes, don't be thatguy. Don't be that guy, absolutely

(01:05:04):
because people will prove you wrong veryfast. Absolutely when when you talk shit,
uh, it never goes floud exactly. Be humble, yes, so
whise man once said, bitch,be humble, Chris week. Okay,
before I get into my bum.Three days ago we were one hundred days.

(01:05:26):
So we are ninety seven days awayfor the NFL. Yes, so
anyway, my AFB, as myphone's blowing up, Yes, my AFB.
I'm going into the w NBA world. Oh okay, good Caitlin Clark,
oh buddy, mainly for one thing, purposely flopping every time she knows

(01:05:46):
she's got a foul called on herto make sure. Like so, I
watched the Chicago's guy in Indiana FeverAngel Rayes Caitlin Clark. You know the
hype Sennity. I drew a blankon her last name. But the point
guard for this guy committed a hardfoul on Camplin Clark. Okay, hard
foul, not a big deal.Well, Cantlin had one step to where

(01:06:10):
she caught herself and then she purposelyjust jumped like and flopped. Don't flop.
NBA does it all the time.I call her out. WNBA,
you do it too, I'll callyou, don't fucking flop. That's a
weak move. I get it.But at the other end, she was
talking shit to the other team andstuff. You want to talk shit,
handle the shit, Camplin Clark,she's a fucking bald. I'm one hundred

(01:06:30):
percent behind that. She's definitely changingthe game in women's basketball, and she's
helping sales go up and then everythingshe's playing for one of the youngest organizations
right there. And the next nightshe got her ass. Her team got
her ass handed by the fucking NewYork Liberty, which go for it.
I root for the Liberty. WhenCamlin Clark Sabrina in Thiscoo went aheadhead,

(01:06:51):
I'm like, Sabrino's got her offfucking day. Look what happened. Sabrina
had her like Cantlin. Be humble. That's all I gotta say. Keep
bum, but be humble as youball. Uh. My bum of the
week is actually also going into women'ssports. I've been watching quite a bit
of college softball. It's very goodright now, it's heating up. So

(01:07:15):
yesterday Alabama and why am I drawinga blank right now? Oh gosh,
Florida? Why? Why? Whydid I draw a blank on that?
But yesterday was Alabama and Florida foran elimination game, and Florida was up
to bat and Alabama was in thebottom of the sixth and they put in

(01:07:36):
a picture that they have not pitchedin the entire postseason. She gave up
four runs, by the way,four of three of those four runs were
a three run bombo. Very badmove by Alabama on that one. So
Alabama tried to rally in the seventhand did not get to it. They

(01:07:59):
lost Florida six yesterday. So verydumb decision on that one. For the
fact that you put in a picturethat is not pitched postseason. So that
is a bum of the Week awardright there. Oh my unit of the
week. I mean this is simple. I'm on vacation soon, and my
vacation is going to consist of liftingheavy as ship and drinking all the beers.

(01:08:21):
I feel sorry for all those beers, and I feel sorry to be
anything named a bush, light,anything beer, anything that might light anything
light. Yes, light is atlight normal? No, no, no,
what you're you're hitting both ends.I would not want to be anything
light or heavy. Next in thenext week, exactly, well, no,

(01:08:47):
down TikTok shop. Yes, we'remaking hundreds of dollars. We're making
one hundred dollars, Chris, rightaf you is in the Division three College
World Yes, Bernie, I forgotabout the Berningham Southern We are sad to

(01:09:15):
hear the schools closing its doors.Yes, but the baseball team's on a
fucking roll and hit a walk offhome run in the World Series. Get
that fucking ship and go out,guns blazing, all in, Ball's out,
as Nickelback sett in the song I'mhere for it. I've watched the
highlights and everything, and I'm justfollowing along. Officially closed the stores May

(01:09:38):
thirty, first June. First ata game balled out, I'm like,
let's fucking go. Last unit ofthe week has to go to the most
American Canadian team you can think ofoff the top of your head, which
many of you may not know ofthis team, but the most American hockey
team in all of the Canadian HockeyLeague, which is, by the way,
Junior hockey four can The Saganaw Spiritout of Saginaw, Michigan absolutely smoked

(01:10:05):
the CHL this past season. Forthe fact that they won it yesterday.
Uh and they beat the London Knightsto get the twenty twenty four Memorial Cup
for the Canadian Hockey League. Howdoes that feel? By the way,
their mascot is an eagle with aflag for its body. Okay, this

(01:10:29):
is the most American hockey team.You can absolutely fuck it. I remember
the one night you stayed the nightand you beat me awake, and You're
like, I'm a man on amission, and I'm like what and you
loaded up shell and you're like,I need to find this hockey team and
you found them, and I'm like, hey, you have the biggest smile

(01:10:50):
on your face and I'm like,you play CPU and run it. I
want to watch this and figure outwhat the fuck's going on. And the
first thing you did was smack thefuck out, dude, And I'm like,
okay, I'm learning about this teammore and more. Live laugh of
them, guys. But that istheir first ever Memorial Cup, by the
way, in team history. Soproud of them bringing it home for the

(01:11:14):
old US of A in the CanadianHockey League for the juniors. Hopefully,
hopefully the US starts really showing upfor the junior hockeys because they've been doing
all right for the last couple ofseasons. But I'm looking for some beauty.
So all right, gentlemen, youknow what time it is, Dalton.
You're ready to go? Absolutely,here we go. Are you ready

(01:11:39):
for DB's three? Welcome back toanother one of DB's three or Doug's Best
three adult and whatever the fuck youwant to call me. That's abe.
We got another draft series. Soif this time I'm gonna make it real

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difficult. Oh word, you havefive teams that you can rebuild on NCAA
twenty five, and if one ofus picks it, it is gone.
Draft style. Boys, are wetalking the twenty twenty four or twenty fourteen
roster or teams? We're talking We'retalking college football twenty five teams. No,

(01:12:26):
I'm talking about the teams that willbe in the game. Yes,
yes, okay, cool, Yesfor the upcoming game of the twenty fourteen,
because there are teams that are notin the twenty fourteen that will be
in twenty twenty four, twenty five, or twenty five. Yes. Yes,
it's this dumb ass. Sorry,my bad man behind the second or
is asking all the questions. Iknow. I came up with it really

(01:12:47):
fast. I have to, sowe with Grandpa last time. So yeah,
you get first pick. I knowhis first pick already, the first
overall pin. I already know ittoo. That's one I want to fucking
go, get out going. Nowyou know what you want? The first
overall pick to get rebuilt in NCAAtwenty twenty four will be the Hawaii Ravy

(01:13:14):
Warriors. They will be back.They will be back twenty twenty six will
be our season. Check over fivehundred twenty twenty six. Some means what
you're taking two years of l checkat five twenty six. Hey, don't
know me two years to get threelengths of fine. We are looking at

(01:13:38):
a championship in twenty thirty two.All right, all right, taking it's
nice being in the middle on this. You're welcome. I hate you,
Chris, so I'm taking it fromyou. My first pick applash Estate.
It's all right because I'm going torival Coast Carolina's class. God Bless America,
God Bless America. To State.I wanted Coastal Carolina just to take

(01:14:04):
it from you, but I hadI had to take up State five five
teams, so I got one secondround. I want to rebuild Western Michigan.
Okay, that's not a bad one. I want Western Michigan. Okay.

(01:14:26):
I like the style, I likethe color scheme, I like the
life boom. My second pick,oh uh, Music City, I'm doing
Vanderbilt. Okaypect City. I'm gonnado Vanderbilt. Who you got? So
what we just heard as Dalton isbringing back the SEC powerhouse Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt.

(01:14:53):
Listen to me, all you needis Dalton Brown and you're back to
be in a powerhouse. Anyways,I'm sticking in some belt. This team
is rolling since they got there,but I'll rebuild them because it's keep it
up James Madison Dukes. Okay,so he's staying small small Okay. Round

(01:15:15):
three. You're gonna be pissed becauseyou're gonna be mad that you didn't think
of it, and you might havealready thought of it, but you were
maybe holding them to number five.We're bringing Georgia Tech back. Oh yeah,
oh my joh, I didn't eventhink we need to bring back History
General, the absolute powerhouse of thesec back of the day. Exactly,

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that's number three. Absolutely, we'replaying wing. If you're rebuilding a team,
why are you not going wing?Oh god, yes, all right,
put me on the spot now,because that's just did you did you
hear the joke? By the way, if you run wing tea you have
to have a single bar. Exactly. Yes, thankfully, I coached defense

(01:15:56):
on a team that we run.All right, I'm not laughing. I'm
not laughing at that, but Ilove it. Quality quality anyway, No,
got it. My number three hasto be too lane. Respect I'm
doing the Greenway, so I'm keepingthe small going and I'm going with a

(01:16:20):
newcomer that is now in the groupof five, Sam Houston State. Okay,
you know it's there. They're anewcomer. I'm not saying getting me
wrong. They joined in. Theydidn't do too shabby, but they were
solid when they were fcs. Theyjust need a missing piece, and you

(01:16:42):
know what, I rebuild them andsee how they do. Big number four.
But found four. Why I thinkthat they're a solid team to start
at because they actually had a decentseason this past year, and it's the
first time they've had a decent seasonin a while. I think they're prepared
for it. Do you think they'reprepared for it? They live in a

(01:17:04):
good state. Florida is a state. I believe Florida is a state for
sports. Baseball is great for Florida. Football is great in Florida. Think
about it. Of the top fivestates to have sports, Florida, Texas,
Ohio. Give me some other statesyou gotta be thinking to, probably
California, California, maybe Carolinas,Georgia. But those are your states built

(01:17:29):
for I feel like that is goingto be an easy one. If you
make a challenge for yourself where youcan only only go and get kids from
Florida. Yeah, I think that'dbe a great one. I absolutely agree.
I can't believe this one's still onthe board. My fourth one is
Marshall. Respect that my fourth oneis Marshall. I was gonna take them

(01:17:49):
if you did it, it hasto be the thundering h We are so
number four, right, yes,number four. So I'm going to travel
south to the state of Alabama.But I'm going to keep my thing going
because I'm only going to do onepower fu So give me the University oh

(01:18:11):
Alabama Burning hand Blazers. Okay,is that even? Is that one?
U A B is oh U AB. I'm sorry, I've never heard
the full name. Yeah, yes, last round, make a good one,
man. Do I want to stayin state? Do I want to

(01:18:33):
go out of state? Jam inthe last night? Because we're on the
vibe. We gotta do it.We have to do it for the mascot,
because it's a mascot that we weren'treally on for. We gotta go
Western Kentucky. Buddy, that's abeautiful hilltopper right there. Yes, well
you can go. You can goget a fun other mascot take history my

(01:18:59):
cardinal. Uh my fifth pick?Now, man, I played you out?
Yeah, I got it. DoI want to go in state?
I know that's the thing. DoI want to go in state? We
have a lot of football in thisstate. We got I mean we know

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number five, Bowling Green. I'lltake ride number five. That's a good
one here, don't ship not theworst team in Ohio. No, God
damn it me and my big mouthbecause I said my last pick is a
Power five. Ride gotta do it, Ride, gotta do honorable mention.

(01:19:41):
I got a quick honorable mention becauseI'm sticking power Fu. I will take
him out of school, but getme can't read, can't write, Kent
State. I was going to bemy pick, so I thought of Bowling
Green. Yeah, I take K'tState. That's my honorable mention. But
I got Power five. I'm goingI'm going to join you with the A
C. C. There you gotOrange Tech. I just drew a link

(01:20:03):
on it. But give me secondhe give me Boston College. All right?
I forgot a team, my undraftedfree agent to follow along with the
mascot Syracuse Orange Respect. Okay,two honorable mentions because I fucked up.
Have one and then let's get onwith you. Okay, was a fun
one to say. Anyway, Fine, uh, Chicago University to bring back

(01:20:25):
the o g Oh, I'm pissedthat I didn't bring that one up.
But then, on the other hand, here's the other one. I'missed up.
I didn't bring them create a team. You would have to create a
team. Here's the other one I'mpissed about. Why didn't we talk about
Virginia Tech, the Hokies. Nahwho played for Virginia Tech, Michael Vick
Taylor. There were some solid guysat Virginia Tech back in then he created

(01:20:50):
a coach and bring them back,Frank Beamer. But all right, gentlemen,
we need to take a quick breakand then we have a fun special
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fans. All right, gentlemen,here we go. We are live back
onto the podcast. So we arechanging up a little bit. We're trying
to get a little bit more contentthrough and throughout. So what we are
doing today is we are doing alsoanother snake style draft. I don't know

(01:21:35):
if it's snake style, but it'llbe a style draft. It's kind of
hard snake style when there's three ofus. Yeah, but we are doing
a style draft today along the linesof we have to draft a major league
baseball team or just a baseball teamin general. Here are the stipulations.
We are getting our nine positions.Yeah, yeah, we're getting our nine

(01:21:57):
positions, including your starting pitcher.Then we are adding a closing picture,
and we are adding a d Hso that you're starting in closing picture,
do not have to back. Soship, who would like to go first?
Anybody really feeling it? Chris,I know you've been prepared all day.
You want to kick it, You'regonna have because after me, I'm
good, I'm ready. Okay,the youngest next time we do this absolutely

(01:22:23):
sure works for me. All Right, the first guy I'm taking and he'll
be leading off of my line up. First base, here comes to Crimson
ship. I'm fairly my god,holy shit, holy shit, he was
ready for this. Okay, somy first pick would have to be Catcher.

(01:22:54):
Yes, I'm just gonna take himoff the board. Now I'm taking
Patrick Starr. You fuck her,you fucker, I'm taking him off the
board. Now. I gotta gowith Patrick Starr all right, because spoiler
alert, I didn't have Patrick Starkbecause I had an Hey got himself,
uh my first overall pick, andhe's got that dog in him. We're

(01:23:15):
going after Ang, the last airbager. He is anywhere and anywhere. He
can be my starting pitcher. He'sjust about anywhere he can pitch. He
could be in the outfield, hecould be any of the bases. But
we're going with Ang, my utilityplayer and second guy. I'm going after
DH because fuck it, this isjust a Nickelodeon cartoon lineup. Yes,

(01:23:35):
I'm gonna stake in the world,and I'm taking the head fairy of them
all, Jordan bon Stranger already.Yes, that could be Brown for one
Halloween. I mean I got thebrands like Osma. Where good to go?

(01:23:56):
So, oh god, my secondcan pick. Yes, I just
had it and I lost it.Happens. My second pick would probably have
to be Uh. Oh, I'mgonna go shortstop. Okay Arnold. Oh

(01:24:18):
you're putting Arnold it short? Yes, okay, he's athletics. Absolutely my
second overall pick, he is goingto be. I don't know if he'll
bat second, but he'll probably batthird. He'll back clean up. Uh

(01:24:42):
we're going with where the lobster cleanup? Oh, that's a good one,
Chris, who you got? Iknow all right? I got him
batting third. I just tipped himin as I thought fit the position.
So obviously the batting may changed.But with what I said the third base,
I'm going from an O. Gshow that I love in the nineties.

(01:25:03):
We are going into the world ofrocket power, and I am taking
auto rocket. You holy So,I'm gonna go just get this out of
the way. My center fielder isgonna be Danny Fantom. Danny's your center,

(01:25:25):
all right, I'm gonna drawn ablank. I am just keep drawing
a blank here. I think forthird base, and she will bat second,
will be Sandy Cheeks. I thinkthird would be a good spot for

(01:25:48):
she's got the arm. Man,really you had her at third. Okay,
I'm happy a snagne. Alright,we're on number four. You're still
mind, but I'm gonna jump ahead. I'm gonna put him at centerfield.
But fun fact, I'm putting himas my manager too. I'm gonna go
in the world of rug rafts.Give me that motherfucking dog, Grandpa Loup

(01:26:15):
Pickles. Okay, stack some ballsfor being an old ass man. Okay,
somewhere there was baseball he was goingto baseball games. I want to
say there was an episodehere he wentafter a baseball and lost the steeds in
the process. Okay, all right, all right, I'm doing this,
uh my second baseman from Jimmy NeutronSheen. Oh my lord, this is

(01:26:49):
hard. It's hard, man.There's a lot of people to hard and
I haven't even touched live action yet. I know to make get interesting,
I'm not doing a ship. That'sjust his choice, though, that's my
choice. You can do what ship, you know what ships and add the
Nickelodeon juniors. No no, no, no no no no no no no

(01:27:13):
no no, I'm good. Youdon't want Steve. He got the dog
in him. Don't even I wouldtake Steve. I wonder no what I
think for center field? I wantcat Dog? You want cat Dog.
That's an interesting one. It's gotspeed, Danny Fantom for speed. Yeah,

(01:27:40):
okay, all right, Chris,five or six? Okay, I'm
switching up. I'm going with whatyou did first. Give me the other
guy. So my big pick,I'm gonna put him at second base.
Give me Sokker from Havaitar. Okay, okay, so first live action pick.

(01:28:02):
Yes, Josh Peckett third, Ohnot fat Josh athletically looking newer,
newer Josh. I think I want, I know, uh I want otis

(01:28:32):
from uh oh Barnyard. I wantotis from Barnyard, And I want I
want Otis at second. What Ithink he's got. I think he's got
a little bit aside movie. Doyou not remember when he did all that
stealth when the the mailman was there? He could be a good short.

(01:28:54):
He's at short. I think Ilike him as short for and even Barnyard
because it's all one and one.All right, So we're on six.
Yes, I had some change,but here we go right field. Another
one from Fairly Off Parents. Ifyou can't tell, that was obviously my

(01:29:15):
favorite Nickelodeon show. He is theson of a baseball player and that got
food. But he's not too shadowystuff. Give me that's my right field
Didn't he hit a walk off inthe show? Oh my gosh, I
was thinking about him too, wasit? Is it? Uh? Arnold's

(01:29:42):
buddies Gerald right and Hey Arnold?Yes, that's gonna be my left fielder.
Okay, okay, got it?Yes? Uh? Next in line?
Uh? Who's also a powerhouse?I will be going with Sam Puckett

(01:30:03):
from I Carly. Okay, doyou not remember how hard she swung that
butter socket? Everybody absolute unit inthe in the freaking batter's box, Chris,
who you got so trying to think? Because I'm gonna do a position

(01:30:28):
to change. I'm gonna put himin my hot corner at third base and
I'm going This one was kind ofnew Y. We were Lake Middle school
in early high school. Is theshow Tough Puppy? I got bored and
watched it. It wasn't too shabby, Tough Puppy. I don't think I've
ever heard of this. I don'tthink I know that. Around the same

(01:30:49):
time as a one Ninja Turtles showwas dropping turtles. I've got one hidden
Asian Dudley puppy from Tough Puppy,and I got him with the hot porter
because you know what the ball isline dogs like bass boom, first base

(01:31:10):
squid word. My field is almostcovered, sums, but we're going oh
hold on fuck uh. Well,also, because it's a Nickelodeon show,
I will keep us rolling along.Uh. We're gonna go with optimist Prime

(01:31:34):
and he's gonna be left field.Transformers is a Nickelodeon show. I would
not be surprised. I need tolook up. Come on, Okay,
back to me. This is eight. I'm putting him at catcher and I

(01:31:59):
just mentioned turtles. Give me theguy that's pretty much the captain of Ninja
Turtles, Leo Yeah, or thenickname Leo Closer from SpongeBob King Neptune.
Okay, sorry if I put ittoo fast, but I just found that

(01:32:23):
one and I was taking it rightthere. That's good because he was there,
and that's a good one up.Oh gosh, I haven't even been
really thinking about my positions. Ineed a closer, I probably need a

(01:32:45):
catcher, and then I think somuch baseball. I just knew how and
then I need probably right field.I need a starting pitcher, a right
fielder, and a d H andI'm done. Goddard's gonna be my catcher
from Jimmy Neutron. Goddard. Yes, the motherfucker could change into a motorcycle

(01:33:05):
bike. He can change in anything. It's so I'm gonna just round on
my defensive positions with left field.Okay, so I got a left field,
I'm gonna go into the Jimmy Neutronlineup. Gimme Carl Weezer It Carl

(01:33:26):
Weser. Uh, this one's gonnaget make everybody laugh, just because right
field is always known for this fromInvader zim Girl. Yes, Invaders.

(01:33:48):
So I want to know what myright field will actually be useful when he
is uh, at least in batting. We're going with Swiper the Fox,
so that I have a bass Steeler, I have Swiper in right field.
We can use Dora Nickelodeon and Steveand he said it's all in the technically

(01:34:18):
she was Nickelodeon, she was neverNicktoon. Well, I can use the
Backyardigans too, Yeah, I wasactually I was looking at unique one.
Pablo got that leadership in him.Next. This is our last one,
is it not? Though I stillhave a closer in a DH I'm sorry

(01:34:43):
starter in a dharn my closing picture? And then I guess I need a
starting picture. I don't know.I feel like I had one, and
I'm gonna take my closing right nowand give me Oh my lord, the
way she closes ship? Hmmm?What is back to me? Shi?

(01:35:12):
Fuck it? Starting picture? Giveme Doug, Give me Doug. That's
a good one. I got onemore, gentlemen, I gotta find a
d H picture. I think I'mgonna go Avatar again, and I'm gonna
pick up Zuko. Yeah. Ifeel like Zuko's got a good arm.

(01:35:39):
I guess he'll be a starting pitcheralright, because that heat? You agree?
I guess I need my closer Zuko. He's from Avatar. See now,
part of the fire? What areyou thinking? Last pick? I'm

(01:36:00):
gonna jump in, but I'm notgoing with the fire. I'm going with
Earth and the Molder. No,no, not tall. I'm looking for
him. I can't find him.You're fine, didn't didn't the Crimson Chin

(01:36:28):
have another one? Yes? Whatwas his opposite? I can't remember?
Yes, Yes, Nega Chin wouldbe my DH. I couldn't think of
it. Nega Chin would be myDH. I'm done. I need to
figure out who I will last,because I feel like the one that I

(01:36:49):
had here for my closer, Ijust I feel like is not closing material.
He is better as I mean,here's the thing. You have a
lot of me and there are teenagemutant ninja turtles on the board, and
you took he took Leo. I'mgonna take Raphael See mine was that or

(01:37:10):
Michael Angelo? Mikey would be fun. I feel like Mikey would be as
a better third baseman, maybe asa second to swap it now now that
I knew, because I had lovelythere and then I'm like, you know
what, I need a cap Theonly live, actual one I took was
Josh pick Yeah, you know what, I'd switch that out. I'll probably
take Michael Angelo at third. Allright, So then we got teenage.

(01:37:32):
We give some love to the teenagemuting. All right, gentlemen, pick
your manager. I think that alsoneeds to be talked about. Ah got
mine done. I know who's yours. I got Grandpa Pickles said, I
got a Massenterfield. But he's alsomy manager. He does not have to
play by the way. Just soyou know, and your pick, I'm
picking another guy that's not playing.You know what. Take a guess at

(01:37:56):
yours. Yes, I have noidea him, mister Crabs that he got
that money on him. You're rockingwith what you got. Characters. I
had another one that I was lookingat that I liked, but I I
feel like he needs to be utilizedfor the fact that all he does is

(01:38:19):
win, and all he does isgets people pissed off, for the fact
that he's just that good at winning. And that would be Sheldon Dnkleberg.
He got that dog in him.This is where I would put Oh no,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mymy sister, my actual like manager

(01:38:41):
would be mister Crabs. My GMof the team would be no other than
Doug dimodomeu Dimsdale home of the DimsdaleDimodome, not the owner of the Dimsdale
Dimendome. That would be my GM. Fun and I came up with that

(01:39:02):
ship on the fly. I'm gonnaswitch it up. My manager is gonna
be great. Center field is gonnabeter from Doug, Doug's best friend.
Damn it. That's the one Icouldn't find. Wait, we have manager
and what else? My center field? Okay and uh g yeah hold on

(01:39:26):
because he's from It's up. Yeah, that's another one. I was looking
for Jack Finton. That's Jackon wasmy PR. Guy has to be doodle
Bobnoy. We're done. We're done, guys. Bye, guys, We're
done. I'm done with this now. Well I will thank you. I

(01:39:53):
will pause that so I will thankyou for listening to Not Your Average Sports
Fans podcast. Mm hmm, it'stime to go. I gotta bedtime reminder,
I gotta go to bed here inforty five minutes. Yeah, it's
Betty by time. Not I Ifeel like it's a good stopping point.

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