All Episodes

September 10, 2024 • 92 mins
The Fans are back and excited after the first weekend of full swing football season. The Fans are excited for to be talking all football. AFB's and AFU's for the week wih DB's 3 talking about theri favorite cereals. Hear what The Fans have to say this week!
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's okay. You have to have CT kicked in from
the last time.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What happens to the dojo stays in asana, but then
yet it's still leak to the internet self burnt.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Those are rare.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
This is a family friendly podcast. You are now listening
to the Not Your Average Sports Fans Podcast. Now here's
your host, Alec Beichelman and the fans.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Am I loud enough for you?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Now? Maybe you sound good?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Maybe I crank it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You check test check tests.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Realistically, you're the only one that wears headphones anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What's a headphone?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's one on your head.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh yeah, I just I always have him on my
head it anymore. I just always have these headphones on
my head. I don't I don't hear people. I wake
up headphones on. Yeah, I go to bed headphones off.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's always there. Welcome to Not tra Average Sports Fans Podcast.
I'm Alec Blakewin. Welcoming into the studio the fans. Guys.
How are we doing today?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's Tuesday, my dudes, it is Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
So as one of my kids shirts said, today, happy
taco Tuesday, and I was very, very day, very fitting.
Now I kind of hope that mystery pizza is a
taco pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh god, I'm just telling you now, I'm gonna face
Ozaaco pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Tell them to start throwing especially pizzas at us because
we're kind of getting used to a lot of the
rotations we're getting.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
We're getting to it. There was a run there where
it was always it had a pepper on it for like.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
A month or something, and then they did it all pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh and that thing hurt Dalton. I thought the day
that I took that home, Because I took that one home,
I ate it the next day at lunch. For a
day and a half, I thought I had a I
thought my pancreast was going out or not my pancreas.
I thought my appendix was going out there. I really
thought my appendix was bursting because like I looked it

(02:04):
up and I'm like, oh my god, it's.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Her severe indigestion.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It was bad, dude, like when.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You put banana peppers, green peppers and onions on a pizza. Dude,
it was just asking for pain.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It seriously is well and it was whole pepper asinis too.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, sorry, old Peppi.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Dude, it was legit pepper pizza.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Paint off a porcelain toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh brother, it wasn't just taking the paint. It was
taking a whole damn thing.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I know, the other half.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's like Tanner and the porcelain bowl. Dude, that ship
don't work. Don't work, bud. That's actually that's like me
over the past two weekends because I've had two weddings
the past two weekends, and I it's bad. So okay, yeah,
but I'll say this, I'm gonna she doesn't listen to

(02:59):
the podcast, so Sarah hoped in the shower. It doesn't matter.
I'll go take a ship whatever. Blah blah blah. So
we got back from Minnesota at eleven thirty midnight. Yeah,
so eleven thirty. It was Sunday night, and I was
just beat the fuck up. I was like, I'm done,
Like I'm not going to work tomorrow. Blah blah blah.

(03:19):
It's like, dude, but like thirteen hour drive. Fuck's your
guts up so bad? So I finally go, I finally
get to sit down after like five hours. I'm like,
oh my god, this is so nice, and all of
a sudden, I forgot she was in the shower. She
just goes, what the fuck died in your ass? She's like,

(03:41):
I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I just and I just kind of like, you never
do those smell checks when he's like, you're in a
public bathroom and you don't want to know if it's
you that's blowing it up. So he kind of just
lift up a little bit. Brother. I lifted up and
my stuck. My eyes started watering.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I was like looking at there, Yeah, so this is.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, well and and I was like, well that's what
cores light Miller Lite barbecue fast food before the wedding.
I ate two double quarter pounders before the wedding, and
I was like, I literally I haven't ship in like
three days. I was like, oh god, this is bad. Yeah.
So there's my TMI Tuesday of the day.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hey, and that's what's really what was on your mind? Really?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, that's what man. Yeah. Other than that, lots of weddings.
Oh god, I get a break. Hopefully get some stuff
worked out for this one. I got the end of
the month. Other than that is hopefully win an NWCC championship.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Absolutely though, Chris, what's on the mind?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Uh well by Galton.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
I also had a wedding this past week and to
go to. Cousin of the girlfriends got me, went up there,
checked it out. They also had barbecue, but it was
city barbecuer.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I nickname it shitty barbecue.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Shitty barbecue, shitty barcue, shitty barbecue.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Jay barbecue, But overall wasn't too bad. A little chili,
but wasn't bad. And I guess the guy that was
ordained and wedded her cousin and husband used to call
the hockey games for toaleda walleye. So he's literally sitting
there and he's thrown some stuff for the Kelly Cup
playoffs and everything in there.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So I'm like, oh, he's had something too that's kind
of kitchy.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Cool, oh nice, And uh DJ was telling me a
little story because of course they got colder and a
handful of people literally left after they did the first dance.
They were like, fuck this, we're out, but we're like,
we'll say a bit and chat with some other people.
And it started getting a little cool because it was
an outdoor at an outdoor venee outdoor wedding.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
So I'm like, well, I packed my hoodie.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I'm gonna wear it because I'm sitting there in the
polo and shorts and my hey dudes. So I put
my hoodie on a NKG Nosen's I put in and
I had the DJ come up to me every five
minutes asking me the score of the game.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
He's like, well, you want a little story.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
So I was like, eh, I'm final with storytelling. He's like,
I actually played football with the Griffins. I'm like both Griffins.
He's like, yeah, not just Archie. I'm like, you played
with both Archie and Howard. He's like, oh yeah, I'm
like that okay. He's like, yeah, I played football for
what he hayes.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm like, no shit. He was like, yeah, let me
tell you.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
And he was telling me the days when he played
football and everything.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'm like, dude, that's cool. I'm liking.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I'm like, of course, growing up watching it, I'm like,
I know how what he was as a person through
the TV and how he was and everything and the
stories I heard. He's like, well, the stories you're here,
and he's like that what He's that kind of guy
and that kind of a coach.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm like, dude, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
So but now.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I'm done with the weddings, and this weekend I'm kind
of hoping I could relax and watch some football. But
I got a good Friday night game that I'll be
in attending Friday night lights.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
So absolutely so.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Chairman.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hello, that's a nice thing you got on you.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, that's that's a little heavy.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's a little little heavy, A little heavy, A little heavy.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's a little heavy, a little.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Heavy, hard, getting used to.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Tongusten's a little little heavy there, Bude. I like the
vibe though. It's nice, chill. It works with the watch.
It is my vibe, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Married man, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Absolutely, thank you, thank you, thank you. You're not too
far along.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh god, yeah, I just got to figure out whether
or not we're eloping to Montana or having a wedding.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Nice doping, man, I don't know, man, hey man, there's.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
A couple of good packages we've been looking at Montana.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
But so.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
What like what what what do you think?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's fun? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
No about two weeks ago, dumb, dumb, I don't care
about that. Oh that's the outcome. Oh yeah, what did
you think. Yeah, I don't know about the day.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
It was fun. I enjoyed spending the day with you guys.
How about that? That was fun?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I got personal fan boy. Let me tell you, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Dude, that was awesome. I can't wait till the pictures
come back.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Surprisingly, I feel like from the pictures that I saw, yeah,
I only sweat the shirt. I didn't sweat through the.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Jacket, absolutely, And I'm happy that that. It could have
been a lot hotter. It was a lot harder Friday
night than it was Saturday.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
God, yes it was.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
It could have been the weather that we've had this
week where it's windows open, ac off.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I was but twelve pounds of water on the sideline
the night before, yeah, before driving up to Tiff.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
And only two of that was from the heat. The
other ten was just screaming.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes. Well, that wasn't a terrible meme.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, that wasn't too bad. But man, it was fun.
I I'm happy that we had very minimal mishaps. Only
the one mishap was me.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Forgetting your vows, me losing.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
My vows when we're doing in exchange, which, by the way,
Sunday morning. She we're driving and she said, so you
lost your vows, and I'm like, who told you? She's like,
it was an hour and a half between me giving
you yours and me getting yours.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
It was a dead give.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It was a dead give, and the fact that we
were all trying to figure out alternate ways and thankfully, uh,
someone came through and went and putting them off.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
She got them. And you're ready for the worst fucking
part of it all.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Guess where the fuck they were in my car?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So I was the original one. No, I still have
the original one. It's actually in my car still. So
I woke up. It was Wednesday morning last week, No,
Thursday morning last week. Sun was nice and bright and shiny.
What's Alec do? Pull the sun visor down right into
my freaking lap? And when I tell you, half of

(10:10):
Tiffin heard me yell fuck as loud as ship and
I'm beside a graveyard by the way. So I definitely
woke Why is it so early?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Early?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
But I I literally was so upset for the fact
of that, because I that was the one spot I
didn't tell anybody to look was in my sun visor.
Everywhere else in my car just not somebody I.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Would think it's flat. I think it. I would the
first thing I would do was flip the visor down.
But you know it well.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And the craziest part is the reason I did that
is because the morning before I had left the vows
in the back or on the back of her seat
in that pouch, and I knew that she would go
searching through her car for stuff, and I didn't want
her to pull the vApps out on accident thinking they
were her.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, that would sucks so bad.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And then she would have read them before. And I'm like,
of course, So I put him in my car Friday,
and that's what it was. But just me being me
per usual.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
All I gotta say is the cracking of beers at
about eleven o'clock in the morning was was a move.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Brother, It was?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
That was a move. Pain. Pain The next day was
not the move.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
The next day was the adult not the move. I
was recovering to Wednesday. I did not feel normal to
you were hammer. I was destroyed.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
In the fact, in the fact and the fact that
when we all came up with the tall boy and
it wasn't a cold tall boy. Yes, Sarah really funneled
the bag. I really wanted a gold fore Loco, but
oh my god, I would have died so and then
when you clearly won, but then she still ponded onto you,
and I looked at you. I went, oh, God, you're

(12:09):
about to drink this tall boy white claw. And guess
where that tall boy white claw was about later at
the night of sitting right in your fucking seat, and
I was like, oh, I knew he wasn't gonna drink that.
It's probably in your fridge or in the car. It's
in the car.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's sitting right now on the floor beside the microwave.
So we have the microwave, car, microwave sitting here, right
there on the floor. I know exactly where it is.
Strawberry white claw.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
That is. Yeah, that just sounds like pain and thoroughly. Yeah.
I don't know you were. Your shirt was like, fucked, dude,
I my shirt was fucked.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Still haven't gotten a hit from I didn't.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Get a hit.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I haven't got one yet.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I got a couple of emails and then the emails disappeared.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
The emails of make sure it gets in the mail,
make sure it gets in the moil.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Make sure it gets in the mail, tell us, how
about give us a review on the suit.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Dude, trying to pack that thing when you're like five
sheets to the wind. It was not fun.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, I know. I just threw it there and then
I literally Paul walked and I'm.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Like, here, Paul, so I have to say, oh sorry.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I was gonna say Becau. Dalton's box was on top
of mincs. I'm like, here, you go here, Dalton.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
And I I really do think having one person dropping
off was a good move, though.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I think I'm gonna feel really bad. Yeah, for how
many times I threw the fucking choker up, dude? A lot?
We got a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
So we got the preview for our pictures. She went insane.
She she did a preview of one hundred and seventy
five for us, Remember within.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
The first one at Remember when we were at the
second site. Yeah, and we were drinking all the beer
out of all the coolers. Yes, yeah, And I looked
at oh fuck, I can't remember his name now, one
of the grooms.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Men, Andrew Andrew Adam Adam bald Head.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm Adam. I looked at Adam. There's too many fucking a's. Yeah,
And I was and I was like, hey, like, you
guys just walked up. You were beside this building and
the window was right there. I just ripped the window down.
I was like, you think I should say something to him?
I was like, let's get the fucking thing going, like
we're out of beer here, like we need to go. Yeah,
He's like, you won't rip the window down? Hey fuck you?

(14:23):
And all of a sudden I see her whip around
and go chi chi chicken. I'm like, yes, you like yes, So.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Other mishaps. So we had a couple of different mishaps
that weren't crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
What else happened? What else did we do wrong?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
You remember her taking pictures in the flowers the highdranges
over there?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Uh? Kind of was that when we were on the bus.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
That was when you That was probably when you yelled.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh and it was And it wasn't hey fuck you,
it was hurry the fuck up. Yes.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So when we took those pictures, we got in the
stual flowers and everything.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh no, I already see where this is going.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Sunday night, She's like, oh it's going on, and she
like leans to her back. She's allergic to hyghdrangers. Now,
oh no, she had to get a full steroid, and
she had to get a shot. She not not a shot,
but she got a steroid and it's yeah, so she's, oh,

(15:26):
she's cleared up. Thankfully it was quick.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
But she's allergic to hydrate.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
We believe that she's allergic to hyghdrangers because just where
the locations and everything was, where she was leaning up
against either.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Had an interesting way to find out to get Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, she was worried there was something else at the
hotel and she was like, uh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And thankfullys were at breakfast that morning the next morning
and one of them actually looked at me and said,
you looking a little rough. I was like, you, no
fucking idea, of course.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Oh was that the morning when you guys were checking
out and we were running you back to your car?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah? Morning. So that was my fumble. The ball moment
was my in my not really reading the itinerary ass
just how I am. I thought, I read, Hey, the
bus is taking us back to the fucking hotel. Nop.
I was like, I looked at Sarah and Sarah's like,

(16:31):
I can't drive. I can't drive either. Thank god, Chris,
thank god, Chris is going to be a dad.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
So, yeah, we had a.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Five month pregnant woman driving three drunk ass dudes and
backseat and Sarah in the front seat with.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Devon.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Two of those guys container.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Devon was the life of the party.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Hilarious, man, hilarious.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Having the entire time.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It was so funny. So he comes up to me.
This was probably the most iconic thing happened that night.
He comes up to me. We're all kind of starting
to die. This is when I'm like, okay, like everybody's
kind of leaving, blah blah blah. You got you were
still moving. I don't, Yeah, dude, I was Yeah. I

(17:26):
sat there.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Dold and I are literally looking at each other like
should we make sure he's all right.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
He's vibing because he have one movie.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're like almost backwards. So Devin comes up to you.
We're sitting at the main table and he goes, dude,
He's like, you're a fucking legend. He's like, I've been
trying to go beard for beer with you this entire day.
He was too short, he was too short behind me,
and he was gone, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Because right.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Because like I said, we were at the main table
and Peyton's like, how you feeling DeBie.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
He's like, I'm here for a good time.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
She's like, You're probably not gonna wake up tomorrow, and
Carris literally has a Snapchat video and it's Devin Case.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Peyton literally said to Devin.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
You're probably not gonna wan make up tomorrow, and Devn's like, oh,
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's probably it's just not gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
All I know is I did what time did he
check out?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I want to say about ten, because he so.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
You must have left right, Yeah, he left right after
we did.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Yeah, because I talked to him right before he left,
because he Puckadli and I'm made sure everything was good.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
He's like, yeah, I'm in the Callbee beat and ask
him about something because I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
What it was now, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
But from I was like, all right, just make sure
you're good. He's like, oh good, And then he just
got back to town and that was actually no, I
think he left a nine because ten he was back
in town.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, I would say to wrap it all up into one.
The the cupcakes were fucking phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, one of these big big lea bakes.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
She's wow, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Dalton, everybody that in on Kylie's side of the family
that had cupcakes. By the way, we ran out of
fucking cupcakes.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I had one of.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
We had, so her sister like right at the beginning
of cake she was like, hey, you want me to
pull one each of these for you guys? Absolute you
have them all. We did a cupcake each day of
the week and it just got better and better. I
we actually have a ranking system of how the cupcakes were.
By the way, not a bad cupcake on that spread.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh, I have my worst one?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
So my the worst one? The Smores booooot, listen, the
chocolate peanut butter one is going to be my number one?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Number two I think that.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Was my number one. So the Smores was your number one.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Smores was number one, those ships, sure, peanut butter was
number two. I was the one that did it. I
was the one that was like that Smorts book.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
So my number one is probably the chocolate peanut butter.
My number two was absolutely the fucking strawberry.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
The strawberry.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
The strawberry hit. My number three was the vanilla four caramel.
Five was Themores. The Smores ones just it didn't hit
off very well with me. I thought That vanilla one though,
was oh look, I'm a psychopath. I could have ate
the whole damn traadypath.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Here's the thing with the vanilla one. It just all
of them were so good that like, the vanilla just
didn't wow because it was just vanilla.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
There's nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
We also got it vanilla. We also got it three
days after, so we had old Way for cookie, so
it wasn't as good.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
It was fine three day old Way for cookie off
of Duck. Didn't care what was on top of those fuckers.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You got it, Jo, I bet if you had it,
if we would have had them fresh, my ranking would
have been talking. But it literally we actually did probably
close to worst to best, and that's how we probably
ate them. I think we ate the vanilla two or
three days after which.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I I would rather do cupcakes so much smarter nuts
and ship. I'm a dude, I'm a fan of donuts.
I love donuts.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
And then when I walk up to the bar, dude,
none of them. First off, none of them spoke English.
The manager did broken, but I was like, hey, can
I get a Miller light? He goes, We're out. I'm like, huh.
He goes, we're out. I'm like, you're what what? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
When was that? Like ten?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
They ran out of Miller light?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, well you want to know why Dalton. Every time
I walk up, you want to know what I do?
I do and want to know what they give me? Three?
I literally was like two Millers place, I did four,
and I'm like, I did I did four?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I did four. One time they gave me six. Oh
my god, I was going to do a six.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Andrew did the same thing because he's like, Millard for you,
Millard for you, What.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Am I going to do with six fucking beers? The
slushy machines were still full. There's way I think one
of them was still full.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
One of them was not very tea.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
They're all the beer and the high Nuns were gone,
so that was gold.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
So we tried to do the beer like based on
the crowd. That's what we like. That's why I did Miller.
There's not a single person that would not drink a
high Noon or a Miller. And then we did the
Michelobs as a backup because I get it low carb, like,
that's gonna be another shafy beer.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
On top of that beer. Yeah, the beer that your
dad had there was seven cans left.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yes, I ended up with one of the millers.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
There were seven cans left out of one hundred and
fourteen beers.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
By the way, Andrew also bought a twenty four pack
to prep for Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, guess what that was gone.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah that was gone before.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I that was gone before because he.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Brought it for the part because he's like, I need
a cooler.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, yeah, he's yeah, man, So.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I'm sure the ice is telling God.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I think the only the only thing I messed up.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
It was weird was three strikes. We were ready before
the girls were ready. Yeah, that's the only that That's
the first time, and I was telling those guys, that's
the first time I've ever been a part of a
wedding that has ever happened. Usually the cools are take
the pictures first, and then it's the guys.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
She wanted us to have pictures first so that she
could take her time and joy more. No, absolutely, it
takes us thirty minutes. You know, it's gonna take them
the entire morning to you're ready, you know, right.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
So I'll tell you what it was.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It was a long day.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
It was a hell long day.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
It was a very long day.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Last two comments, well, one of those comments already came
out was the fact that you will go up to
the bar and they give you one on top. It
was always buy one, get one.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Number two comment, I love you guys to death. Those
cupcakes were good, but that cake was even better.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh yeah, really good.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
You don't understand that cake in a year when we
have our anniversary is still going to be really but
I do. Oh, I already wrapped it, frozen the whole night,
and I didn't ask.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
You who was the guy running your little photo booth.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
So that guy is actually it was something for one night.
I have to get his company and I'll bring it up.
That guy was fire bro ship.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Not after when started to slowly die down and we're
all like, well change.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I literally walk walked out with the flag he got me.
He comes up to me, he's like, where'd you get
that flag? I'm like, I hated.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
I hate to say it, but you're gonna have to
ask the guy that she just got married because he
got it.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
He's like, can I get a fucking picture of it?
I love it?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Like shockers beers, I switched.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
When he comes up, he's like, do I have yourguards
permission to share this on my Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Absolutely, Lily.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'm like, the dog's gonna be like fuck.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, yeah, I think he was four to one nine
photo booth or something like that is what he was.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah, So once I told him that he saw your
brother and everybody, they grabbed their So we're all sitting
there trying to hold the flags UPO guys.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
The photo booth was cool, the best scorn for sure.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
We didn't even get popcorn.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
It was gone, the chocolate peanut butter popcorn. I got
one handful. Yeah, there was nothing left after.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Don't don't tell Kylie. She's pissed off. She didn't get any.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Guys, Like the fuck.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
You could have just made a little bag. We didn't
think about it.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
But what was my final piece that I had? I
had something We gotta we gotta actually talk sports.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well we got ai.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, we gotta probably do that. It's been twenty six
minutes of us recapping, so let's do that really quickly.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah, hunger, Yeah, how's the usual? The hook up from
the Okay Cafe hooks us up with another pizza with
the mystery Clayton.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Thank you for breakfast pizza. Yes, the buddy, I will say,
I'm definitely gonna have to try that breakfast pizza again
with egg. Even without egg, it was still really chefs
moy kiss. Oh yeah, we gotta do this starting get

(26:26):
a little cold.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Oh yeah, it's definitely you know the rule of mister pizza. Yeah, well,
do whatever you gotta do. Figure out what's in that box.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I think it's a it's gotta be a meat, A
couple of meats on there. I could be wrong. There's
some salt, salt, there's a little salt. Okay, you like Sharpie,

(26:58):
so I know that's right. That's scary.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
That is kind of scary. But I feel like the
ones that always had a soft bottoms are like the
really moist bottoms.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Were the ones that oh god, pepperoni, bacon, sausage.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Mushroom, pepperoni, sausage, mushroom onion.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Pepperoni ham onion sausage.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
So fun fact, before I open this box, did you
know that there's an actual qualification for an Ohio style
pizza pizza? I don't know. We're gonna have to look
that up sometimes. What pepperoni, mushroom ham, oh green pepper
I'm so close damn that pie. Mm hmmmm, here we go. Alright,

(27:54):
what it is? Yeah, green pepper just works well.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Words, it does, it really does.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
It worked really well.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
God I wish I knew how to type.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Never heard of her swear.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Alrighty, that was that was good. That that's the South Pizza.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's a really good pizza.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
So, gentlemen, Chris, I know you weren't able to indulge
in the college football this weekend. You were in a
wedding as well.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
So I wasn't in a wedding, but I was at
a wedding. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know how much of the college football you,
gentlemen indulged this weekend.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
The biggest games that you had to watch, the two
biggest games, well, like Texas Texas Michigan, Colorado Nebraska. Those
are the two biggest games in my eyes. Yeah, and
both of them were exactly what I wanted.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Nebraska took Colorado to the ship.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Uh, Nebraska said Colorado, who halloh? Uh? Shiloh. Now it
sucks because it looks I don't know how Shiloh got injured, but.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's Yeah, I did say the post on Shiloh.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
You know, it sucks when you get injured in this game.
But that's the risk you take. Yeah, but the fact is,
next man up, this should not be that big of
a point difference, especially when for a while it was
like twenty one to three. So no, I and that's
where I'm actually gonna argue and say, Matt Rule is

(29:31):
in the right place.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, he should not have been in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Matt Rule is one hundred percent in the right place.
He gave a great shout out to the fact that
you know, Will Compton with busting with the boys, helps
with you know, helped them with recruiting and stuff. Made
a huge hype video the game. Yeah, Will and Taylor
Lawan were there. You know that helps what they're recruiting
and stuff. He gave them a shout out, you know,

(29:57):
because you have someone dedicated to a pro like that,
it's gonna fall at some point, you know. I mean,
it's gonna fall into the right hands at some point.
And Matt Rule just took it and ran with it.
Got the guys he needed. And you know, Ryola graded
out as like one of the top gradeouts of freshman's
ever graded out as a starting QB in like years

(30:17):
since I think Drew Brees.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
So it's like, I remember that stop.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Since Nebraska is not the Nebraska that you know, Ohio State,
I can see if they walk like, no, you just
can't walk in any team, just can't walk in Nebraska anymore.
And say this is a dub because they're gonna come
out and show But anyways, rap what I was saying.
That shows the difference between actually going out and recruiting

(30:43):
and just trying to endorse your brand and put money
in pockets. Yeah, that game is exactly what it showed.
That was a blue collar versus white collar game. One
hundred percent. Nobody can argue anything different to me. They
played in a fucking cornfield and got their asses beat. Yeah. So,
and then recap for Texas Michigan. Fuck Michigan. That was

(31:06):
a great win from Texas Texas. Yeah, not back yet. Yep.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
They didn't let up on the gas.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
That's exactly what they needed to do. Yeah, this is
not Jim Harball's Michigan anymore. No, and don't get me wrong,
that's a big game. Everybody can every Michigan fan can
come at me and say, o, Ohio State's got a
kick schedule. Ohio State's got a kick schedule. It doesn't
matter who's on the schedule. You gotta win the games,

(31:36):
absolutely if you want to try. Like they were talking
about preseason when I was listening to a lot of it,
especially on Twitter, you know, Michigan's like, we're going to
go try to do it again because of the twelve
teen would be the first one to win at twelve.
You're at seventeen right now, and I'm surprised that they
dropped to seventeen.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
It's because Texas was so high ranked.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's the only reason why I was thinking, yeah, and
twenty two. I was thinking twenty twenty two area.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Well, they have to have somewhere for Iowa, that's true,
which Iowa was not even in the top twenty five.
And no because Iowa State.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, that's because of another team that took their spot,
because Iowa was at twenty five twenty one.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
They were at twenty one, but they lost Iowa State,
they lost in state rivals.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Sam, I picked that wrong, me too. Shit. So the
highlights from the Texas Michigan game, Quinn yours is that guy. Yeah,
Texas has a very very good defense. Yeah, they shut
down every aspect that Michigan showed. Yeah, it seems like

(32:43):
they tried to copycat what they did last year and
it just didn't work. Well, they don't have the right
guys anymore.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Can I tell you a little easter egg there?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Both the quarterbacksually talked about were at Ohio State. Yes,
don't forget that. Yes, I know you, I know you
remember that. I just thought i'd bring it up for
anybody it's listening that might not recognize that all the
elite quarterbacks in some way, shape or for you.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, and I think that it has something to say
for it. But you know, even if you're not with
the team, you were a part of the team at
one point. So I think Quinn Ewers is better off
in Texas.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Absolutely, the biggest thing for his.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I think, well, yeah, Ryola, good for him, Yeah, good
for him. He wanted to go to Ohio State and
went to Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Well, he went he was going to Ohio State, stopped
in Georgia.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Yeah, he committed to State, He committed, went to Georgia everything.
When Georgia wasn't working out, then he went to Nebraska,
which his uncle was there too.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Which that that pathway got is Will Howard. So I'm
not even going to be upset.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
No, I am not upset and watching I called the
Will Howard highlights, and that's why he's keeping.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Oh dude, yeah, Well, Will Howard is playing like Kyle
McCord should have Last year Colle McCord was trying to
force things, not feed the playmakers.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, Howard had that point in the third quarter where
he had a couple where he was trying to push.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, and that's what.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
But I think he was also at a point where
he's like, screw it, I might as well try it.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, for him at that point, how he has to play.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
He just has to find ways to feed the playmakers.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yep, he's got everything around him.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
This is the AJ mcceron of AH all time Alabama teams.
Oh yeah, this is he is agent. Like that's the
closest comparison I have right now.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Because and then another positive, like I said, I caught
the highlights. One positive about Will Howard. He's not afraid
to run. If he needs to run, he'll scramble. The
Cord didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
It's not it's not his cup of tea. But he'll
do what he's got to do.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Yeah, because he did the same thing a case. Say,
he's like, I can't find nothing, but I got green
in front of me, and.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
He can run. He's got some wheels, he can run.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I want to know who I'm really excited about, Judkins
or Jens Judkins. Judkins, I'm dude, I'm excited, man.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'm very I'm very excited to see this Buckeye team
get into Big ten play.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Right after our Marshall game too.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I love the fact that we are utilizing both Travion
as a as not a official full back, but he
is very much a powered back because I don't think
we'll ever see a full back ever again unless you
see one of these one of these legends kids comes
out as a full back, because it's just how the

(35:46):
way it is.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
You know, well, I mean we just we just watched it.
I mean, if you watch Monday night football, we just
watched the team last night. He's got a fullback, get it.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
But you're not gonna see much more in terms of
a full back, because is much more. No, it's it's slowly.
It's slowly, but a lot of people say it slowly died.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
But I'm on the spectrum it's coming back.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You think it's coming back.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
It all depends on who you have. Ye like, why
not have a fullback?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I think what, okay, what what's the difference between having
a full back and a hybrid tight end that can
block nothing? No, really, just different position where they're standing.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Maybe a little bit taller, possibly because your full back.
You could have a fullback that's in the fives, but
he's five eleven, but he's not he might not be
six ft.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I don't think there's only five to eleven fullbacks making
it to the league.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I get it, but still, like, I can't remember your
your full back is going to be a hell of
a lot shorter than.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Your tight end under six foot.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
He might be six ft he's five eleven or six
foot Gronk Gronkowski.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Oh Rob Gronk's brother six ft.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
But yeah, back to tight ends are going to be
a hell of lot hower than a fullback is. But
that's the only thing that I could say.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Is the difference.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
And they can catch a ball, but I think some
full backs could catch.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
We got a goal line situation and we're drowning Kenan Curry.
You're in that full back.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
At least from the a couple of programs that I've
been a part of h back. Tight ends were used
as blocking and catching very rarely running in certain situations.
But when they were in the running situations, guess what,
we used them as a full back. So like there
could be this thing is a hybrid fullback. Maybe that
could be.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
But I also think it depends on who who's coaching
then what formations they usually run AnyWho.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
The biggest, biggest thing we need to talk about is
Holy Ship. Notre Dame sucks.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, that's that is an embarrassing game.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Northern University is about.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Fuck it ups in Northern Indiana. Dumbass Northern Illinois close
after Notre Dame just cut the check for one point
four mil, one point five whatever, yeah and beat you
sixteen to sixteen to fourteen.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, blocksfield goal.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Dude, seeing that, I'm just like and the head coach
was ship like the post game. I listn't see the
post game from the Northern Illinois coach and he was
just in tears for.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Him like that did that?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Like that just made you a hero right there for
pulling off the business upset and program history.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
That might get him a big time job sometimes. Yeah,
oh for sure, that might get him from.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
My Buddy Gage and I were talking about after the
next day when we saw it happen. Yeah, we said
that he could literally lose the rest of the games,
the rest of the season. Yeah, get fired. I guess
what he's gonna go take a big time job. So
he's going to take a bigger like a coordinator position.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Somewhere, the coordinator out of power four.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Good.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, he can take a coordinator or you could get
another big time head coach position.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Attack.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
How emotions and stuff do play factor in this game?
They could ride it and have a good season. They could, honestly,
don't be surprised, and I you in the Max.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Championship, I would they keep clicking and rolling.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
They keep clicking.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
There was somewhere I think they were projected at least.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
The problem is with every high there a hangover. I
want to know who they have this week since Ohio
State has a bye.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah we got on early by someone's gotten early by
another team's gotten early one.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
My dad and I were actually talking about this this week.
You want to know why why we had that home
and home and away with Alabama and that went away.
We're supposed to play Alabama this next week? Yes, yes,
and they canceled that because all the new in conference
games of having Oregon USC Washington. You don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Play Alabama, have to play Ohio State backed out of
the contract.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yes, oh Alabama wanted that.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
No, Alabama wanted it for Mama's going to Camp Randle
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Really oh preview?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh yeah? Now, Now will Wisconsin be the Wisconsin that
they've been because personally this the whole coaching staff that
moved from Cincinnati to Wisconsin. They should have something clicking
by now. But should also said that about the Toledo

(40:35):
coaching staff that was at Toledo when I was getting
partially kind of well, they were recruiting, they were sending
me stuff, then gave.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Me walk off.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
They went to Iowa State, and I mean they just
just beat Iowa. Maybe they're starting to click too.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
What do you got? So Northern Illinois is now ranked
twenty five, that's for this. They are also on a
bye week.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Hey, so they're going to have this twenty fifth and
then probably drop out next week because they had a
bye week.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
And then they come back on the twenty first for
a home game at three thirty on ESPN Plus against
a Buffalo They.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Start in Action, they start not bad. You know. I
highly think we should really get those twenty five dollars
or how much how much they are tickets to go
watch the Action game in Detroit. I don't care who
it is. I really want to go up. I don't
care if the Big Ten Championships that day.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Either tell me what weekend it is.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I'll try to get the same day as the Big
Ten Championship Saturday December, because I remember at one point
we were talking about we were talking about because the
Action Championship starts at noon, and then driving from there
to Indianapolis, we talked about it, it's like six hours.
It's like a five six hour drive.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
You're wild.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I am wild. Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
But also, dude, I've been in Baton Ruge.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Dollar, I've been in Baton Rouge this year and a
small town that was three hours away from fucking Winnipeg. Yeah, Okay,
I've been high. I've been low. Okay, I've been both
sides of the spectrum this year.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
He just needs to go east and west.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
No, dude, I the farthest west I want to go
is Dodge City, Kansas. Fuck, dude, you're going for to
Western I don't want to go to Colorado. Maybe I
do want to go to Colorado. Yeah, I kind of
want Breckinridge. Colorado is pretty dope. They have a nice resort.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
They do so but so Yeah, college football this weekend
was good. I kind of hope that we have a
good another good weekend.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
This weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Well, this is the No, it's not the weekend of
all of all hell break loose the break Games twelve.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I haven't marked in my phone for that Friday. It's
going to alert me and literally it says you're not
doing shit on October twelfth. Besides watch college football.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Smoke some meats. Watch college football.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, smoke.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Weens watch sports grand weekend.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie the night before.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
And there's some solid high school local high school games too,
And I'm like, man, this is a football weekend.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Let's field a band aid off Dalton who's band aid
first because his team got their asses.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
He expected that that band aid. Okay, that band aid's
been on for months. That thing's already hanging off.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
And good job though. Hey, Bryce Young was a great choice.
And then I had to draft him in our fantasy
league because I drafted two week twelve byes Hey.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Again, his band aid has been on his arm. His
band aid has been on his arm for months. That
thing is practically falling off. That's the point.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Okay, let's just talk about this. The Bengals suck. I
watched a little bit.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Well, they suck when they don't have Jamar Chase, meaning.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, when Jamar Chase isn't doing anything. They did not
pay on that insurance policy for their Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
This year again.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, their offensive line is terrible. Yeah, because I watched
a little bit of that game, and then once I
saw that game was falling out of hand, we were
in the van driving back. I kind of just went,
I am going to take a nap. And then I
took a nap, woke up and saw they lost. Look
up right in time for the Browns game. Man. I'll
tell you what, if you just watched that first drive
of that Browns game, you think the Browns are going

(44:29):
to have a great season. That was a help. That
was a good first drive. That was a really good
first drive. Dry before then after that, I don't, I
don't know what the hell is going on anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
The Browns know how to read a script, but that's
it once, they're skippts gone, they're done.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, I'm not going to live this game down because
my soon to be brother in law and father in
law are huge Cowboys fans.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, Kevin Stevanski needs to give up play calling.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Okay, absolutely, for my namesake, we had a really good game.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Don't bring that back up.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I had to stop it.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Soapboxes right there if you need it.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Does it still smell good?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
It absolutely does.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
He sniffed too.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
The thing's been up there for three years.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I think you could pop that out of the box
right now and take a shower with it and it
still be great.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It still smells so good.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
That's the point. Get on your shopbox.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Sponsored by Duke Cannon. That'd be great anyway. Deshaun Watson,
I don't I don't even know other than we fucked up.
This is the hangover moment when Phil's calling we fucked up? Yeah,
we And this is what I even talked about. I

(45:53):
don't even want to say we. I don't even want
to associate myself with the Browns right now. But the
Browns organization and said let's take a chance on a
guy that didn't play football for a whole year. Was
still affiliated with the Houston Texans. Let's take a huge
gamble on him, give him a shit ton of money,

(46:15):
and then take it right up the ass. The only
argument anybody has is last year, Oh, it was good
for five games. Just by games, just five games Joe
Flacco played in the games that actually counted. I think
every Browns fan needs to think about it. And DTR

(46:35):
did too. Excuse me, DTR did play an in PJ.
Just anyways, who the fuck care? Has been too many
fucking quarterbacks anyway, The Browns have to solve one fucking problem,
and that's this figure it the fuck out with a
franchise quarterback. Yeah, thirty six. No, we're at thirty seven now,
thirty seven quarterbacks since nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, we just

(47:03):
gave away a franchise quarterback. Not saying Baker was the
you know, Baker just probably needed a better program. I
or you Knowery that wasn't the one for him. But
then the Browns did kind of do him dirty and
say we're getting rid of you. I don't know what

(47:24):
Andrew Berry's thought process is right now, but the fact
of the matter is this, if Deshaun Watson keeps playing
like this, Jameis Winston is going to be our starting quarterback.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
You gotta bring him back first, Bring who back Jamis?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
We ain't bringing what what are we going to bring
back exactly?

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Hey, you want Jamis to start, well, Jamis ain't on
your oscar?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Him eating nuns.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah. I really gotta stop saying we because I really don't.
I just hate the Browns right now, so fucking much.
They paid a man three years, have thirty million dollars
to be a backup quarterback. Gravy train. We couldn't cough
up Joe what Joe Flacco wanted. And he goes to

(48:10):
the Indianapolis Colts. Yeah, still on the roster.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I didn't think he was.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Why would he not be on the roster because Anthony
Richardson is starting.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, I'm talking about Jameis Winston.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Jameis Winston spelled. Yeah, he made the.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Roster they made They cut him a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
We had four quarterbacks at one time.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
We still do.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I think they cut Ty Yeah, no, Huntley, Yeah, they
fucked up. They cut the wrong guy. They cut a
guy that's played.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
In the ANFC North for a played some playoffs.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
A good team called the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
No, you did have four. I was thinking Jamis was on.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Jamis was second string.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
D Yeah, they should have let release dt Are.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
They should have sold dtr. Somebody would have bought him.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
We're talking about like this to everybody else in the world.
This is the big spectrum. You know what the worst
problem is with the Browns. We don't have healthy offensive lineman.
There's no healthy offensive line. Here's the biggest, biggest takeaway
we have. We have a really good defense. But what's
the problem. When a defense is on the field the
entire time, they get tired, they get tired. So if

(49:30):
you don't have an offense and a quarterback in a
line and we not, we don't have our all star
supposed to be captain starting running back for another I
think it's four weeks, yea three, three weeks and David Nijok,
who's starting off every fucking season the way he wants
to start.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Off minimum of three weeks.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
By the way, what are the Browns thinking?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I want to know what the Browns are thinking, Dalton.
I'll hold this.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
We as fan have seen them cough up paychecks.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
For what.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
For what?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Nothing? Nothing. We could have took fuck the Browns could
have took the two hundred and thirty million dollars and
dumped it somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yes, in better backup offensive linemen.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I mean I would I would rather see on the
field a Will fucking Levis then Deshaun Watson getting paid
fucking however much he's at and blow a fucking game.
His halftime stats were seven for fifteen for forty fucking yards.

(50:41):
But you're telling me because of five fucking games last year,
and he got hurt. He looked really good. That this
guy's gonna know. This is the brown This is the
worst thing the Browns have they've ever done. This is
the worst thing since Art Modell sold the Browns to
the fucking Ravens. This is this is a caliber any
clip that.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Oh no, no, no, no no, this is going to get better.
So when when you're when you're done with your soapbox,
I have one closing that you want. Oh no, I
don't need the soapbox because I do you have any comments?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Literally almost crying? Do you have any.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Comments on the round here? You can set that back
up there, because Dalton, hey, Dalton, back to your Art
Modell conversation. I made the joke this morning in the
the group chat with the uh brother in laws and
father in law. They were they were complaining about Sunday too,
and I kind of chimed in at the end and

(51:37):
I said, deep down, the only thing that would really
make me happy is if the Browns just left in
the middle of the night and they went to London.
No no, no, no, no no, and they go to London
that Jacksonville, So be on the lookout, Cleveland will be
moving to London at the end of the season.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Everybody thought it was gonna be who jackson Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
They thought it was gonna be Jacksonville. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
But I don't know how much more I can say.
I was saying it last year when Joe Flacco was
playing and we pulled him like fuck, the Browns pulled
him off the couch and got him to start playing again.
Like the Browns need to pay this guy money.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
They did not. They did not the Brown killer himself
because they he literally was the demise of my childhood.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Haven Ben Roethlisberger.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yes, single handed, we were my childhood depression.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Which to my knowledge, I think Joe Flacco had a
better record against the Browns than Ben Roethlisberger.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
And Ben Roethlisberger had a better record in Cleveland than
every quarterback that I had ever seen in Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, yeah, yes, So it's hard. It's hard to being
a Browns fan. It's going to be very hard for
me to turn the Browns game on on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oh, I'm still going to do it.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I'm still gonna do it because I'm a fan and
I'll always forever be a loyal Browns fan. It's gonna
be hard to cheer for him. Yeah, it's gonna be
really hard. The tools are there. They did the money. Fuck,
they were talking about getting Ayuk at one point, but
I just see where I closed.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I'm not gonna play, so to get back on the
Ayuk didn't want to leave. Yeah, he just wanted the press.
He wanted the press and the press because he had.
The money was ready for him in Cleveland. The money
was ready for him. To Pittsburgh, the money was ready
for him. No matter where the hell he wanted to go.
He didn't want to go anywhere except for maybe a
championship contending team to be Kansas City, or he wanted

(53:37):
to go to Baltimore, or he wanted to go to.
I don't know, Oh, I know, but he wants to
go somewhere where he can win a ring. That's the
only biggest thing that he wanted. That was his number one.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
They can win a ring, the Callless the Jets on
Rogers opening night.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, but he wanted to make money too, and they
weren't gonna pay him what he wanted.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
But I know it's it. You want to know why
it is because the forty nine ers know where to
pay a man. Guess who they're really fighting to pay.
But the guy is a wholesome guy. His name is
Trent fucking Williams. Yeah, the best tackle in the league
right now? Would you have to argue the fact that
I have that as an organization? If I was an owner,

(54:18):
I have to pay Trent Williams, Christian McCaffrey, I UK
and Deebo Samuel and out of those I probably mentioned
are like the top four guys in the league. Yeah,
that's a great problem to have.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Is a great problem.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I'm not even talking about defense yet.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah, that's an offense.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
The thing is is there was a lot of great football,
like professional wise, there was a lot of bad, bad
football professional wise, you should never let Alvin Kamara do
that to your defense. Ever, that's our Derek Carr. Wow,

(54:57):
that was ti.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
And what do you expect from a young team. I'll say,
we gotta take a brown start for you.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
My biggest takeaways. And then or this from the opener
with Kansas City Ravens should have wore white shoes. Yeah,
should have wore white shoes. That That was the greatest
thing that Patrick Mahomes could say. And then the Brazil
game was pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I caught pieces of it.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I watched it.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I fell back for Jordan Love.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, that is unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Actually from when I heard it's not that bad intact, Well,
he's not.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
He's for a couple of games.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
He's gonna be out for a few.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, I mean that's fine.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Watching the injury.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Of course, watching the injury live compared to getting him
back on the sideline and within the medical field to
get to examined and stuffs.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Two different things.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Because when you saw that, you're like, that's gonna do
some damage. Now I'm watching it again, I'm.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Like, he could get lucky, not terry. He could be
out a few weeks, which it's still into beals.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
The Bengals are really missing Joe Mixon right now. Yes,
Joe Mixon is having the time of his life and
another team. Yes, Tony is having the time of his
life as a Tennessee Titan.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yes, even though choked.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
I'll even go back to this. Dak Prescott got paid
in Ezekiel Elliott's home. I've never seen I have not
seen Zeke run like that.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
And Micah is still Michaeh.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Micah still Micah.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I mean, I'll say this well, Mark Lawrence played solid
ball too.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I'll be saying this all year. I love watching college football,
but it's so fun to see these really high paid
guys play, and when they're really playing, you know, it's
fun to watch them play, you know, especially when some
of them are on your fantasy But I think the
biggest takeaway is this, It's gonna be a long season.
If you're a Browns fan.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, it's gonna be a long time. But bucclean, we'll
see you never know something. I get figured out.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
You got games picked, right, I hope, so me too.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
All Right, I want to try to freaking beat the
time every week. I want to beat our time every
week on them.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
He made us and I'm going to ask you because
he are you still keeping.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Record of the scores? You're keeping record, aren't you? No?
I thought it was we had an excel sheet. We've
had an excel sheet for like two years.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Well, I thought he was doing it on And did
we get him last week or now not get him
last week?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
The last time we were Yeah, last time we recorded,
I hadn't. I thought I marked them.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
We Uh, we should probably start working.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Give me a notebook and then I'll put him in
like Thursday lives.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, we're gonna start working on that.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Here, hear me, notebook?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
All right, Now that's your baseball prediction? Which beautiful season.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That's going to be in?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Yeah? Two weeks, three weeks.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Three weeks, end of the month. Uh, season's twenty ninth,
ends twenty ninth. Alrighty, go back to the old pen
and paper overall.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Yes, all right, and I have in our dogs, So
I got to pull that up real quick, so I know, well,
I have to write it down because you made a
kitchen bit for it, and we'll name that the bit.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
For our picks.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
But we'll have to remember what it is it was.
I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Fast. What did you say last weekcause I'm like, that's
kind of kitchen.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
What our bit was? Yeah, I can't even remember.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
We're going to go back and revisiting it.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Was the the four minute, the four minute drive or
the two minutes because we can't do a two minute
drive because that's fast.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
No, it's more probably five is what we're.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Looking the five minute drive, the five drive, five and drive. There.
We call it the fifth quarter.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I wonder what we're going with the fifth quarter. I
like it.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Damn, I just I just popped in my head quarter
the fifth quarter.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Okay, all right, back to middle school.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
So when you start named when you start naming them,
I'm timing your brother.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
All right, Well the short sweets to the point, because
that's what we're making.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
A timing me.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Oh, I got it right now to time it too,
double check me.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Okay, I got you.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
But we're starting out for the first game, so big Nick,
kick off Alabama Wisconsin, Bama favorite by sixteen?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Who are you taking?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Bama's looking impressive. I gotta take Bama. You don't have spreads.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Bama by sixteen.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
I just said Bama by sixteen. I'll do Bama by fourteen.
All right, Bama fourteen.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
All right, we'll let us slide for a few extra
minutes since we're going too.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Alright, I am gonna go with Bama as well. I'm
gonna go with by seven.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
What you got buck, Bama? Give me the upset on
Wisconsin by three?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Wisconsin three? Okay?

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Next game, backyard brawl. West Virginia is that pit three
thirty kick off? West Virginia is a three point favorite?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Uh, West Virginia. Bye, I'll take I'll take the spread,
West Virginia by three.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I am also gonna take West Virginia, but I'm taking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Them by tuddy ooh seven bang. I like the brawl,
all right, I like I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Could dig it, but I'm with Dalton.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Country Roads take me home Mount Mama, West Virginia by three, Yes, sir.
Next one, can Notre Dame bounce back? Or is Chairman's favorite?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Noise?

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Gonna get them in West Lafayette. Notre Dame perdue three
thirty kick off? Notre Dame is favored by ten.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Notre Dame bounces back. I'll take them by seven.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Notre Dame by seven. Give me that. Give me that
train horn three train whistle? Sorry, give me that train
whistle by three. Oh yeah, brother, So you don't want
to go into West Lafayette any any time of the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Day, even though it's three thirty in the afternoon. I
think it's gonna be closer than some people think, but
Notre Dame and they're getna win by two. I'm gonna
say two because they're gonna be trailing by one and
they gotta do a game winning field goal right now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
This dude had to just go one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Hey, I need to spice it up all right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Anyways, the Battle of the Apple Cup because motherfucker's gotta
change shit around. Washington State is going to Washington games
at Husky Stadium three thirty kickoff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Washington's a four and a half point favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Uh, Huskies by ten.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Sorry you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I'm also taking Washington. I'm having them by fourteen. Who
you got?

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
The Pack two is gonna suffer its first conference loss.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
I guess teams were undefeated. Anyways, Washington wins I also
think by fourteen. Okay, next year final college game we got.
UCLA's got a home game.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
We gotta watch West Coast Big Ten football.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
I don't know how y'all feel, but we're rolling with it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
The Hoosiers of Indiana is traveling to the rules Ball
to take on UCLA seven thirty kickoff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Indiana is a three point favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Are you taking taking Indiana by the spread? I'm taking
Indiana by.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Three, interesting three. I'm gonna take UCLA by three. Home
field advantage. I think they can take it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
I think that Sean Foster will have this program doing
all right at home.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Give me EA Cla. I think Eucla by seven.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I'll take Wilson. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
I was indifferent on that game, which I might still
go back and forth, but right now, all right, Ucla
into the NFL our first Thursday night football game on
Amazon Prime AFC East battle the Buffalo Bills taking on
the Miami Dolphins a fifteen kickoff. Miami two and a
half point favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Who you got taking Miami by three? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I am gonna take Miami by seven.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Out of your spreads, I'm taking Miami by ten.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
I don't know about that one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
It was Miami and who by the way, Miami and
Buffalo at Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Buffalo gave up the.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
First dynamic kicker turn Yes, shout out DJ Dallas and
the Airs on the Cardinals.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
I'm sure Racelal was probably streaking through town for that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Next sir, next game, we got the Colts, we got
the Packers, can Malik, Well, let's get the job done.
Or is Anthony Richardson and the Colts gonna bounce back?
One pm kickoff? ND by three going in the Lambeau?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
What are you taking?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Anthony Richardson's gonna get a Duvin Lambeau. I'm gonna take
Colts by seven.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
I'll take him by three.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I got Colts by three two. Next game and Dalton's
probably gonna leave the room for this. The Cleveland was
taking on the London silly nannies. Oh sorry, Jacksonville Jaguars
one o'clock kickoff. Jaguars are favored by three.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Here you got Jacksonville by one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
By one, Market.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Jags by ten, Jags by three.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Glad, nobody's picking the Browns. I am very glad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Next game four to twenty five kickoff.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Jim Nansen Tony Romo is going to be on the call.
It's the Bengals and Chiefs for another Sunday afternoon game.
Kansas City is a six point favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Can I do the Chiefs by fourteen? Sure? Yeah? Because
the Bengals are Nope, Chiefs by fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I'm taking the Taylor Swifts by twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
You were waiting for that, you were waiting for that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
No, I'm taking the chief I'm taking you're taking the
team for fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
No, I see him taking the Swifty for twenty two.
So I know Kansas City is gonna win. But because
it's my family's team, I can't go again. Some Bengals
by one, even though we know it's Kansas City. I'll
be different on the paper. I'll take that anyways. Final
game we.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Got Sunday night football.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Dumb Bears are going to Houston to take on offensive
rookie of the year CJ. Stroud in that Texans offense,
which is not looking too shabby. He got oh Texan
by somebody the way for the line.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Texans by six.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I'll take your line seven, Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Texans and fuck it seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Jesus Christ, the Bears defense is clean.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Brother, the Bears won.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Bears offense. Their quarterback thinks he's still in the pack twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
He's still running.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
To the teddy yard line and time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Ah he started his like, isn't it just ad?

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Six? Twenty nine? Again? Pen and papers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Boo I'd say we had that on the old the
TV box there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Yeah, I want to save time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Probably could have had had her in five.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Yeah, the problem is this old computer. I'm I'm happy
it's even recording right now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
We've been dealing with some recording problems.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Well, they hopefully will be updating these computers because they
updated that computer, so hopefully this one just because of
some different things that have to get done. So all right, gentlemen,
let's take a quick break, get our thoughts everything collected,
and then we'll get our closes out halftime switch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
I hey, chairman, here the fans, and I just wanted
to thank you for listening to Not Your Average Sports
Fans Podcast. If you'd like to keep up to date
with sports news and other information with Not Your Average
Sports Fans Podcast, follow us on Twitter and like us
on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Don't forget as well. Our podcast can be found on Spotify,
Google podcast, Speaker, and iHeartRadio. And now back to the fans.
Now the moment you've been waiting for the fans weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
A f BS and a f US.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
All right, and besviews that a little turbo there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I had to give it a little giddea up, give
you a little giddy of.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
There, absolute as brother, what is your bum in the week?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Well, I've been waiting to say this a f B
for about two weeks. Oh no, my AFB has to
be none other than the Black Tux Rental Company. Gosh,
oh man, Hey, look, the suits will look great, but
I can't sit down in a jacket. I know you
couldn't sit down in your shirt. I heard that story. Okay,

(01:08:05):
we got guys going, what the hell like it takes
two guys to put the jacket on me when I
gave them the same jacket size that I have with
my suit at home that fits me perfectly. Yeah that
you know. I'm glad we look good, But damn were
those they were so tight on my legs. There is
one picture you could see my kickstand, Yeah you can. Well,

(01:08:27):
I take where we're walking. You could see how tight
the legs are. So yeah, well, here's the problem. I
don't think I'm alone with this.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
You know, bro, that's also my just like dumb, I legit,
but in my dimensions for the pants where.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Yeah, these are my normal pants ices and I'm walking
around feeling like I'm fucking Kanye West.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
And now one means compatian where I'm a fucking block
walking around a ship. You know, I think I ripped
the fucking pants.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
I'm sitting there and I'm like, this fucking sixty dollars fine,
but I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
I know I asked to breathe. Holy I actually think
there were my quads for like sitting down. There was
stretch marks where like my legs were when I sat down,
because my legs just kept stretching it out over the
whole day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
No, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
And I'm sitting there and I'm sitting normally and I'm
trying to sit there, and I think mine are rolling
up to where they look like high waters.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
And I'm like, don't get me wrong, Like Noon said, and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Sharp killed it. But if you understood how.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Worth the ship?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Do you understand how uncomfortable we were? You don't understand why?

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Yeah, all right, let's see what yours is? Is there
anything for me?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Well? I am my bum of the week, I would be, Yeah,
I am my own bum of the week. I would
also buy four six packs of smearing off ice and
not use a single one of them on anybody in my.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Somebody, oh somebody did after Andrew.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I'm so happy somebody did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
That's what he saying. I think the highlight of the night.
Of course, we're all having fun.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
He's sitting there passing the ices to everybody, tries.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
To hand one of my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
My girlfriend's like, I'm pregnant and driving, and he's like,
shit happens.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
We got back to tell she's like one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Mom was the one, and she asked me. She's like,
who's passing out the smearing off ices. I was like,
that was Andrew and she's like okay, I'm like why.
She's like, he's pretty hilarious, like trying to hand it
to me and then just shit happens.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I have to have an honorable mention for both of
the week. Sure, Connor, hug love you, buddy. I don't
know if you listen or not, but I love you
to death. Brother. So that is Jess's husband. They Jess
was our d d and we we ran through the
McDonald's after the wedding, and uh, did you guys see

(01:11:06):
my snap video for this? Kylie had posted on my
snap story. He saw it. He was also a little
into the bag with us, and he asked her to
see if they still snow if they started snowing, the
snack wrap again and my my dumb ass absolutely blacked
the hell out. He said, what do you think this is?

(01:11:28):
Two thousand and eight. Kylie posted a video after that
on my Snap story of her literally dying because you
have Alex. They did talk about him coming back, so
I will give him that. What you know, I can't

(01:11:52):
freaking out is coming back.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Hey, give me a fucking mcribbon, four fucking holiday fies,
oh oh and two mc gang bangs, and I might
need a coke. I might throw it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Up, yeah, right outside Christmas House, right outside.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
For that. Yeah. I was gonna say for him, it's
the Orange Icy because I got you that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Units of the Weak gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Oh my and I, You and I. And that's an
amazing win for that program and will go down in
history as like the top ten, probably as it should.
But it's not app State Michigan level, but pretty damn close,
which if all of you don't, I think Marshall beat

(01:12:46):
Notre Dame two years ago. Notre Dame susceptible for this stuff,
absolutely so.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
But that's not a bad one because I was kind
of thinking that by Ada haunt you, we're gonna take them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
But another one which this is my.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Well honorable mention real quick as he told funny story
for food. Uh, my girlfriend literally right when we got back,
she's like, do you want food? And I was like,
I could eat if you want to eat. She's like,
I know you're hungry. All I remember is she said
taco bell and I'm like, I could go for some
burritos tacos, and I kid you na, I breathed right there, blinked,

(01:13:22):
went to zero and then out. So another Polger moves
besides McDonald's taco bell.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Anyway, My actual way if you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
Is Ashton Genty okay GT, the running back from Boise State. Yeah,
dude's a fucking stud running dog.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
I shit you, no boy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
And you know what Boise State Oregon too, because I
was watching that late night game.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
That game should not have been on fucking Peacock.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
That should have been a late night prime time on Fox,
because holy shit, nail Bier to the end.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Yeah, good game. I've had a haunch.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
They said Oregon's gonna win by I think the spread
was fourteen, and I said this is Boise State. Yes,
they're not the Boise team like they were years prior.
The last time Boise State set butt in you Gene.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
They fucking won.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Yeah, granted Oregon won by three, but it was still
a phenomenal game.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Ashton GT Drenking, solid running back.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
I want to be surprised if his name is with
Jenkins for running Back of the Year because I guarantee
you it's going to be between the two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
For the running back of the year. Respect solid runner.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
And I won't be surprised if he gets a phone
call like, Hey, you want to come make a pisstop
in New York. Yeah, that one's a stretch, but a
lot of people think he could get the call. It's
a stretch, but he could. But out of the group
of fives, I think that guy could get the call.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Ye who you got?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Brother? I I gotta give a shout out to BG
and I talked to you guys at the beginning of
the podcast it and we didn't talk about him, but
through I'm so sad that they didn't pull it through
on Penn State because it would have been an even
better weekend just for college football. But BEG went freaking
toe to toe with Penn State up the whole freaking game,

(01:15:13):
and Penn State just squeaked it out of the end
because it was about to touchdown I think right, yeah,
but it was bowling green at one time, was up
by two scores. Oh yeah, it's insane. Shout out to
those guys, the hell of a game. Hopefully they can
they can keep it going this season and rock it through.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Had another one for BEG real quick because I shared
it on our We shared it on our media pages.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Yeah, first play BEG kick your turn.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
For a for AYLSG is going to make a statement.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Absolutely how good a statement. But they're going to make
some statements.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
And it wasn't even a home either.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Oh yeah, they were going to Beaver Stadium and it
took care of business. It's crazy, dude, they're getting on
the business.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Absolute, Yes, sir, what are you ready for DB's three

(01:16:15):
Holy Ship? I wear my hat backwards breaking serious.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Now we're super Cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Super Cereal, super serial super Cereal. We haven't done a
serial one, have we?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Not one?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
We want Cereal DBS three top three with an honorable
mention of course, should have like that hyphenated at the bottom.
We ever make like a logo.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Yes, I like top very serious logo and then like
at the bottom in like sharpie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Your top cereals that you had that you loved as
a kid, you love as an adult now or is
gone and you cherished it at one point. Rip French
toast crunch. Yeah yeah, all right, who's up first, Chris
kick it off.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
This is the man that always has a box of
cereal in He's ready to go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
All right, mister cereal.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
So all right, I did my honorable mention because I
ate it a lot as a kid, and then of
course it's still available, but healthy healthy, yeah, healthy, change
ingredients all this ship. My honorable mention will be kicks.
That was kind of big when I was a little

(01:17:41):
rolling up, just said yeah, okay, X kicks and I'm
talking to og like from the orange box. Now they're
trying to change the box color and everything and all
that fun dude hickey. But I always just say that
when I was even after like after school and stuff,
and it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Hey, what do you want to do?

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
Like hey, we'll do that or YadA, y audi YadA,
and it's just like, nah, I just want to bowl cereal.
So I'll there be there with bullet kicks, watch some
after school cartoons and just be like I'm good for
the day. Then try to go outside before before street
lights go on, and try to be like a powerhouse
dynamic player playing kickball or whatever in the neighborhood game.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
You know. So all right, not to the list. Number three.
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Frost to flakes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Just oh man, we're gonna have a plane Jane.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
One sounds very boring.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
That sounds boring.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Number two, well, you know me, I gotta be basic anyway.
Number two, there was one. It was a special team.
I can't remember. I just had it and lost it. Fuck.
Actually no, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Number two was the one he's just aid rest in
peace too. French toast Crumb, the French toast crunch. I
always had the box of that hiding. And then number one,
because it's older, reliable. You could call me based guy
you fucking want, but I don't give a fucking The
commercials are a fucking fire. Give me a bowl of
that motherfucking Reese's Puffs.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, peanut butter chuck.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
And I kid you not that legits the number one
cereal Boxese's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Puffs is good, but it's not my number.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
One that's my number one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
And granted I'm not a breakfast guy. I don't usually
eat breakfast cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Okay, let me tell you, let me let me hit
you with some knowledge real fast. Because I can see
this guy over here looking up a cereal that he
can't find.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I'm just double checking out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
He's making sure to hit you with some knowledge real fast. Okay.
When I was in college, it was fully fucking respectable
to eats with ice cream and for breakfast and for lunch,
and for dinner and an appetizer. And yeah, if there
was a late night feature, we would have probably ate

(01:20:00):
it late night too. I don't think when I was
in college they had to get another slot for Reese's Puffs.
That's how much everybody ate the ship out of Reese's Puffs.
Which you know what the greatest thing we did was
we would make because every Tuesday they would do a

(01:20:20):
Tuesday Wednesday they would do fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.
So you'd go up, you get a you go get
a salad bowl, You fill that fucker up with vanilla
ice cream. You take the warm chocolate chip cookies and
you dump some in there, and then you go to
the reces puffs and you put some Recas puffs in there,
and then you put a splash of milk in to
kind of soften everything up. I guarantee that whole bowl

(01:20:44):
I just said was like three thousand calories of just
absolutely but it was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
All right, this is a tough lesson.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Hopefully hopefully that gave you some time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Okay, Well, the problem is, I have like multiple honorable
mentions I would love to give out, but I give
you one. Okay, So in terms of honorable mentions, after
the Cereal talks and I give you more, we're gonna
go with and you're probably gonna be like, what the
fuck is this? The blueberry mini shredded weeds.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Actually, they fucking hit they they are life changing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
Zero.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
The problem is, hold on, real motherfuckers. Know, there is
a certain amount of time it has to sit in
that milk between it gets bad and it's a freaking rock.
There is a certain amount of time where it's amazing.
So you know, it has to sit in there for
like three four minutes, and then you freaking pound that
bowl in like two minutes so it doesn't get to
the point where it just falls apart.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
You see.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I didn't mind the soggy part.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I it wasn't bad at the beginning, but if it's
sat for a few two min minutes long, it just
feel it got to like a melted pop tart.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
The blueberry one fucking blueberry hit.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
I don't know why it just did. So that is
the honorable mention. Their number number one for honorable mention.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Number three definitely has to be Waffle Crisp. Do you
remember Waffle Crisp, the mini waffles. It is discontinued in
twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I thought they released it again.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
They might have brought it back for honeycomb you were
thinking of honey honey Honeycomb was not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Honey Comb was still here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Honeycomb is still alive and well.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Waffle Crisp, I think they saw, like you guys know,
the little as I'm going on tangent, but you guys,
not a little post it boxes like the mini boxes
that are usually good for one box cereal. I think
the Waffle Crisp was still involved.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
With that cutting that off. Actually, gonna be honest. Number
three has to be Smores. Do you remember the Smores
Kellogg's Kellogg's, Yes, Kellox Smores Kellox Smores Fucker's hit.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Okay. Number two, chocolate Lucky Charms.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
That was another one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I was all right, all right, so I'm gonna I'm
gonna be hated by a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
You didn't like the chocolate Lucky Charms.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Didn't like Lucky Charms.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I'm not surprised, you, marshmallow hater.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
No, but here's the thing. I love Marshmallow. Yeah, I
don't like Lucky Charms.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
I couldn't throw it in the list. Oops all Berry
by Captain Crunch just thoughted throw it out there. That
was last thing I need to talk about the best
cereal and I will fight for this cereal. I will
die on this hill with whatever you got to give me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Freaking boo Berry, Baby, Booberry, the best of.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
The Halloween cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
You ready for this? It's a dog bro so yours
is actually Frankenberry.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Frankenberry. No, no, no, no, no, no no, it's Boomberry, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Okay, the Halloween one is Frankenberry. Because your boy here
has the list pulled up to see where you guys
are ranking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Some Booberry cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I got it right here, Booberry cereal blueberry concentrate and
has and too much sugar for any human to safely consume.
This is scarier than most horror films. Is the description
of Booberry.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
It was chocula, Yeah, blueberry. And then there was a
third one that was Frankie something.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
It's right here, freaking berry like blouberry, but with a
slightly less disgusting yet still totally unappetizing star.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
There was a that was the strawberry flavor. This is blueberryberry.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Yeah, that's right here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Blueberry is the best.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
One out of the top fifty cereals. It's forty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
I don't care. Blueberry freaking hit hardee a dreading with
my tops. I love blueberry.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Yeah, you love cherry you wait a minute, hold on,
time to fuck out. We gotta figure this out real fast.
Yeah you like so you like cooking something like cherry slushes? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
What colors? Blueberry?

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Blue?

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
It's purple, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Well yeah, it is kind of purple. Yeah, it is
kind of purple.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
So what violet?

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Okay, that's cooked.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Blue berries are purple. They're kind of like a darker
blue when they're fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Normal blueberries are not blue. They're they're violet purple. That's
blue and purple mixed together. It's not blue.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
I'm really really going to get in color, but.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna throw.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
So my honorable mention is actually kind of a healthy one.
But for some reason, when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
It smacks man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
It was the double scoop double, the double scoop Raisin
Brand crunch. It's my note, is my honorable mention.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
I don't even think I ate that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Oh yeah, so when I would eat so tell them
back when I was a kid, when I would eat
all of my favorite cereals, my mom would have Raisin
Brand left over, and you know, go to the store
once a week when you actually could you know, afford
fucking groceries. Uh, you know, we would have rais Raisin
brain crunch. And it's kind of like some frosted flakes

(01:26:01):
mixed in with no, it was all frosted, so the
brand was frosted everything. To me, it was like eating
frosted flakes, but it felt like I was eating it healthier. Okay,
now into the nitty gritty. My number three has to be, uh,
the peanut butter Captain crunch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Oh, yeah, peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
My number three has to be peanut butter Captain crunch,
through and through. I think, personally, Chris, it's better than
Reese's Puffs, But I hate the fact that it cuts
the fuck out of the roof of my mouth, but
I love it at the same time. It's just it's
very peanut butter. I'm a very very peanut buttery guy.
My number two, this one's gonna catch some people off guard. Maybe,

(01:26:45):
I don't know, we'll see. Is apple Jacks.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
That came up in my thought process. I just wasn't
that big of a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Fan kid, but then, but then apple Jacks led me
to my number one. Cinnamon toast crunch is my number
one cereal of all fucking time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
I respect that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I mean, if French toast crunch was still available, I'd
say it was French toust crunch. That would be now
listser over. That's that'd be an audible mention. But I
was just trying to think of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
That's like, do they always have peanut butter Captain crunch
by the way, yes.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Okay, captain crunch crunchberry with regular.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
It was Cappin, not Captain Cappin, cap'n crunch, the peanut.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
The peanut butter cap'n Crunch, and oneberries, Oops, a berry
that's just dropped a few years back.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
What is the just if you can think of it
out of your head, because I know we tried some
weird cereals. What is the weirdest cereal you ever tried?
I never had the Kit Cats honey Bun cereal.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
That was I.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Remember the honey bun cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
It was It was good, but it was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
They had a cinnamon roll one too, didn't they. I
think I'm thinking of the cinnamon roll one that was wild, But.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
The honey Bun cereal it's probably one of the weirst
cereals of it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Did the Cat cereal?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Kit Cat cereals? Dude? Hey, this was a sleeper, but
you knew like your parents shop their parents or whose
ever parents shopped at the fancy store when they the
oreos Oh yeah, the oreo ohs oh dude, those were yeah,
those were sleep sleep I've changed one of them that

(01:28:42):
were on here. One of those cereals I was on
here was actually one I grew up with and I didn't.
I don't really eat it anymore. And it's funny it says,
if you don't eat this, either it's odd to eat
this after twelve or if you're not if you're sober. Yeah,
is honey smacks.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Good on honeys bags? Dude, I don't know what about them, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
They made my was that the one that made me
piss smell weird? Yes, made my piss smell weirder.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
That but okay, kind of went hard and you might
be looking at me weird.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I fucked with some pops. Yeah, something about corn pops,
just changing commercials.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
As a kid, they were banger.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Well, we used to get the little boxes of cereal.
You used to be the one, motherfucker. I always grabbed
the corns corn pops.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
I don't know what, guys, I always I always lose
a draw for freaking corn pops and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Dude, I want to go get those little boxes of cereal.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Now they sell them in balk at Sam's Club.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
You know what I'd would rather be. I'd rather just
be the twenty eight year old I am the man child,
and just go get a family sized box or whatever
the fuck I want. Just stick my hand in and you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Ever combined two cereals together.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
I'll be honest or not. I don't know. I don't
know if i'd be a fan of that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Oh, dude, I don't know. I'll tell you what you
want to change your life? What? What was the combo
that we had? Kylie had bought two boxes of cereal
and it was sitting on the fridge one night and
I was like, screw it, throw them together.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
It was something in Reese's Puffs. I feel like it
was Captain Crunch and Reese's Puffs. But I don't think
it was that. I thought it was something that worked
better with Reese's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Puffs, something that worked.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Better with I feel like it was a chocolate cereal crave. No,
was it Coco. I think it was Coco Puffs, Coca Puffs,
Cookie Crisp. Oh, it was Cookie Crisp and and uh,
Reese Puffs kind of slammed. It's slams. And that's what
made me think your two favorite cereals. Put those together.
Cinnamonto's Crunch and peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
No applejacks.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Oh, I wouldn't put apple jacks. I would say I
would say, do Cinnamonto's Crunch and do puff. It's like
peanut butter cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Let's wrap this thing up. I gotta go to the store.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
That's all right, because I'm also pushing something because I
had to look it up. So another reason we did cereal,
and I mentioned that the Kelsey Brothers on their show
did their top three cereals, which fun fact, as you
mentioned combination as a combination one, this cereal will drop
September twenty eighth.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
You can catch it at your local.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Walmart from how I saw and it's gonna be on
the racks for a limited time, but they're probably gonna
be pushing it for a month or so. Anyways, ESEs Pops, Sentimentos, Crunch,
Lucky Charms.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Oh, I feel like the Lucky Charms was a heavy ad.
If it's just a mash marshmallows, I'm in that's.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
Pretty much why they're getting that. I think it's the
marshmallows of the Lucky Charms.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Respect it's those three and then honey you not cheerios,
because those were the top four cereals they had in
the house. Understand that, so as supposed to hit shelf
September twenty eighth. I'm probably gonna buy three of those
boxes because I know I definitely ate those cereals as
a fucking kid, and now depend on all together.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
I'm just gonna say, fuck it, we.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Ride alrighty well, h Dalton's gotta get to the store.
He's gotta live out his lifelong fantasies. And I think
I might be on the way there too. So on
that note, I will thank you for listening to Not
Your Average Sports Fans Podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
It's time to go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
I gotta bedtime reminder. I gotta go to bed here
in forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Yeah, it is Betty by time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Not I. I feel like it's a good stopping point.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Thank you for listening to the Not Your Average Sports
Fan Podcast. Please give a review and smash that like
and follow button just in the podcast.
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Cardiac Cowboys

Cardiac Cowboys

The heart was always off-limits to surgeons. Cutting into it spelled instant death for the patient. That is, until a ragtag group of doctors scattered across the Midwest and Texas decided to throw out the rule book. Working in makeshift laboratories and home garages, using medical devices made from scavenged machine parts and beer tubes, these men and women invented the field of open heart surgery. Odds are, someone you know is alive because of them. So why has history left them behind? Presented by Chris Pine, CARDIAC COWBOYS tells the gripping true story behind the birth of heart surgery, and the young, Greatest Generation doctors who made it happen. For years, they competed and feuded, racing to be the first, the best, and the most prolific. Some appeared on the cover of Time Magazine, operated on kings and advised presidents. Others ended up disgraced, penniless, and convicted of felonies. Together, they ignited a revolution in medicine, and changed the world.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.