NYASFP 2024 Draft Special

The Fans are back and talking draft conversations with less then one week away. The Fans go far in this episode with their picks for the first round. DB's 3 is sweet treats. Hear what The Fans have to say this week!

Episode Transcript

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It's not okay. You have tohave CTE kicked in from the last time.
What happens to the dojo stays inasana? But then yet it's still
leaked to the internet self burnt.Those are rare. This is a family
friendly podcast. You are now listeningto the not your average sports fans podcast.
Now here's your host, Alec Beichelmanand the fans. What's so quiet?

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Why is it so quiet? Idon't know? You all the sound
to your headphones again, I don'tknow. Maybe are we live? Maybe
no, I'm asking are we Oh? We are definitely live? Sure?
Know what you're doing? I don'tknow what I'm doing either, living,
breathing. I'm trying to live,breathing, having beer, yes, having
beer? That Why isn't that onshirt? And why don't you have that

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shirt? You know? I coulddo some research. I found this T
shirt company that has like thousands ofbullshit T shirts speaking of bullshit salty savage.
Yeah. I could probably find itsomewhere allegedly, or you could just
throw it together at this point,I mean for twelve dollars and then have
to order five hundred of them tomake my money. So yeah, but

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do you really need to make yourmoney. No, I'm the only one
that wants a T shirt. Well, then just get the T shirt.
Yeah no, mama said, Mamasaid, Alget has got all them teeth
and no toothbrush to brush them.Hello and welcome to our Travers Sports Fans

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podcast. I'm welcoming into the studiofans. Guys, how we doing today?
I got two strangers sitting beside me. Actually, I can't calm strangers.
They're technically assistant coaches with me.Yes, Shirm and Schmidia are back
in the studio with us for agreat special this evening. We have that
game it Chris here, give methat glass back. So we just stopped

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break soon and we need it becauseI'm gonna run out of glasses soon started.
Yeah. Well, and you're gonnahave a shot class next week.
Next week, absolutely, and it'san Omiss shot class even funnier. But
Shirm, we got Medium back infor the draft special. Living it up

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because guys, we are less thana week away from the draft. It
would have been yesterday. Yeah,yeah, six days, yeah, six
days on the countdown? Ready togo? Mm hmm. You excited,
I'm excited. I'm it's gonna getcrazy. I feel like there's a lot
of hot takes going around, sowe'll see I was cleveland at a first

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round pick. But you know,make it work. It'll still be fun,
still be a lot of fun,still being exciting. User will enjoy
the draft single handedly because of yourSure, maybe I have mixed emotions about
it. I feel like we cantalk about it later, but I can
say we fucked up, and I'mgonna be kind of sad. Pick number
one up? Yeah, what doyou mean you fucked up? We got

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rid of the person we shouldn't gotrid of. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah. I was talking about it, to be honestly, I wasn't talking
about that team. I was talkingabout the team that's on your shirt.
That's what You'll be excitedause I putsomeone somewhere where a lot of people might
yell at me. I've got alittle I've got some somewhares in some some

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places that I think all of usmight not have and might have. I
don't know. So we might becomebest friends. If I think who it
is and where he's at, wemight have hit the same one. We
might all I did not put himthere. Wow, that's interesting, all
right, So what started around thetable? What's on the mind, gentlemen,
Let's clear it out now and thenwe can get through mystery pizza,

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and then we should probably get rightinto these picks because it's going to be
a long one thirty two. Ihad a great bastard party last weekend,
and that's all I have to sayis I drank all the beers. I
still have the handle of Tito's inmy car, trying to make this fast,
and I ended up going to abar and I don't remember. That's
been a while. It's been awhile since you haven't remembered going to Well,

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that sounds like Dalton sex life,all right, there, that whole
thing shirm on's on the mind.I know we're gonna be major football today,
but I'm ready for the NBA playoffsto start. Cleveland, figure it
out so we can upset Boston goto the final. Yes, if it

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can happen, we would all becool with it. But to be honest
with you, they kind of cooledoff after the beginning of the season,
so I guess I get it.Yeah, And if we win the first
round, it'll be a good,good year, be solid year, that's
a good win. Medium Well,years like this make me wish I was
a Cleveland fan in any sport becausemy teams probably all won't make the playoffs,

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so that's fun, and so Ijust sometimes wish. I'm like,
maybe I should have been a Clevelandfan. And that's that I will,
I will ever become one, butI sometimes I think about it. Don't
don't play with the Devil chriss onthe mind. Oh it's funny you say
don't play with the devil because Iwatched a movie that was Late Night with
the Devil last week. Your brothermessaged me and he's like, hey,

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you want to do a movie weekend? So we went to both Marcus and
Player's movie theaters, watched a fewmovies, saw the new Ghostbuster, some
pretty damn good, awesome seeing BillMurray, saw doing movies and fucking Murray.
We're here for draft, We're readyfor it, and like Cherm said,
he's ready for basketball playoffs starting hockeyplayoffs is around the corner too,

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starting tomorrow. Yes, a lotof playoff atmosphere we're going in too.
And sad news coming out of Arizonaas well in terms of hockey that was
a really sad sight. I sawimages of it all the fans, sad
sight said, conversations, set hadeverything. Yep, And I will be
interested to see what happens with someof these players, if some of them

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even say, just fuck it,put me on the put me on the
market again. So right, Idon't know, but we'll see how it
goes down. They haven't really confirmedfully what is going on, but it's
Salt Lake team expansion, which wekind of talked about it one time we
did it, talked about the UtahSo hey, all I know is the

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other expansion teams that they were talkingabout was talking about a city that I
brought up. So well, Igotta tell you all I gotta say there.
So, uh, it was agood weekend last weekend, it was
Kylee's birthday, so we went.We went to our favorite restaurant in Sandusky,
uh, small city tap House.They have like eighty beers on tap.
I don't know if it's eighty,but it's like forty beers on tap.

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The world of Beers, and it'sfun and it's sushi and like an
Asian fusion. Oh yeah. Sothey have this amazing noodle soup that they
don't call ramen, but it's likethe closest thing I could think of to
ramen chili oil. And then theyhave like they take their whiskey bottles and

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their wine bottles and that's what theyuse for their soy sauce. So it
is so you have ramen or fauxnot faux either. It is just deemed
noodle soup because they have fau on. They have fo on the menu,
but they call it a noodle soupbecause it's not ramen. But it's like
a ramen. I don't know whatto call it. I I know I

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don't look like it, but I'mdown for sushi and ramen. Hey,
hey, if you guys want agood sushi place real quick now. The
girl has hurt a fusion. Yes, yes, that I just went there
the first time, not that longago. M M. I might better
than Chipotle and better than anything elsethat's like Chipotle. Yeah, but uh,
it's thirty seconds from the lake.It literally is a walk, like

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you could throw a stone from thefront door onto the lake. It's great.
So but uh, before that though, we went to the rainout game
for Cleveland, which yeah, yeah, that's what I get. So damn.
But that was the three to twogame Saturday afternoon, So that was

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a rough one. But other thanthat, it's good weekend, last weekend,
ready for more. So let's getit started with the correct way to
start this out, because we gotMystery Pizza shit as long as TikTok cooperation
wasn't ready for it. Yeah,TikTok better co operation. Hey, we
got more people to take guesses nowas always. Uh. Mystery Pizza is

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sponsored by the Okay Cafe. Gocheck out their new location at the Okay
Okay Cafe, caled don't you.I've already made my way in there.
It's clean taps. Taps are cleanbecause the beer tastes good and the pizza
tastes about the sandwich getting married.Well, the best part is, I
just looked at your other video,your mystery Beer video. It hit a
thousand m mister Beer's good chip,good chip, smell leg it, shake

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it, lift it, don't throwit, but do whatever you gotta do
to figure out what's in that box. Got four topics, real strong one
in there. It's been a whilesince you guys done this. I'm gonna
be rusty. Ah No, there'sone pretty predominant one in there. We'll
probably you'll get it. I thinkI got it. It's a little hefty.

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I like they always give us ahefty pizza. They give us a
hefty one. Oh yeah, onephenomenon. Oh see, can you hear

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it? Talking to you? Istalking to you? Talking? All right?
What are you thinking? Number one? What do you think? Pepperoni
sausage onion, mushroom okay, pepperoni, bacon onion, ham, bacon sausage
onion. Let's go mushroom pepperoni onion, mushroom sausage, sausage, pepperccini.

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Oh, bacon onion, all right, Chris on yourself, all right ready,
but let me get let me getthe thumbnail. And this is mushroom
onion tomato. The tomato at aleft field, all right, looks like
a clean pie. Oh? Whothat guy is? How this guy is?

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We got the corner took yeah,oldy okay cafe, right, you
know, don't get message pizza.And even though I realized as I've grown
up, Oh yeah, speaking ofwhich, further special today, their cheeseburger
pizza in the Buffalo Chicken Pizza areprobably my two top favorite special fantastic mm

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hm. But growing up, tomatoeson pizza. It's not a move.
It's not No, it's not bad. Well, when you were younger,
it wasn't a move. Else notbad. Well, it gets some good
moisture in there. Yeah, youhad tomatoes on it. It's just you
didn't have them in the physical form, right hmm. You know the Okay

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Cafe could like we did this likeevery week, like some podcasts, like
every other day. I'd probably beabout three eighty. Yes, I would
agree with that with myself. Howmuch pizza I have to eat? Yeah,
so they would have to name apizza after us. I would love

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it. Goal a pizza the month, start talking about it. We can
start talking about it. All ittakes is one message. Right now,
they're pizza of the month. Ithink is it's called something the half baked.
I don't even think about it.Yeah, yeah, I just saw
half a cookie. It's amazing afteryou've had about ten beers. I mean

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it's a dessert pizza and it's cheap. It's like six dollars. Yeah,
it's a dessert pizza. I didn'teven think about it until I saw it
today. But you already put theorder in by that point. No,
we don't have that big of connections. We try our best, but gentlemen,
we are here for one reason andone reason only, and that is

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to talk football. How are wegoing to start this? Are we gonna
start at one? Or are wegonna start at thirty two? I feel
one is pretty I always say this. You always started one, Yes,
but you are always doing it.I have to ask because you do.
Hey, You're gonna be the motherfuckernext year. I won't ask and you'll
be like ship. You can mehere. Okay, let's just start at

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sixteen and then go each way.So all right, so surevan Sis picked
sixteen? You say, picked twentyeight? Medium ass pick five? Ye,
I'm round seven chairman, year roundtwo. No, I'm thinking for
I'm doing the MLB draft. Whatdo you mean? We're popcorn reading over
here? Jesus Christ taking back tomy junior year of high school Dalton.

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Were you bullied with popcorn reading?I don't know what ilo you went to,
but we popcorn read in elementary schoolaround here. I have popcorn read
in high school. I went tooh Man popcorn reading. That's a throwback
right there, throw back to thirdgrade Mistoven yeah, yeah, I do

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remember that slightly. That was wherethe trauma really started. I was in
sixth grade. Was in sixth gradewhen you guys are in there, what
are you guys? In third grade? Third grade? You would have been
fifth grade. I was in fifthgrade and I would have been first grade.
First. Yeah, Jesus, I'mold. Shout out to the ones

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that pretty much get bullied for popcornreading aka did not have to read or
the teacher would call on you.Shout out, no, no, shout
out hey. That is trauma rightthere. That's a lot of trauma.
They are still seeing. They arestill seeking psychological help at this time.
Yeah. Absolutely so, mister Idon't want to ever start at thirty two

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in my entire life ever again startedoff. So we're going with mister Big
going off number one. We're goingwith number one. I first, Oh,
I don't have the fucking song whatever, It's fine, Yeah you do.
Where's here, We'll just we'll justkind of shut up. We'll just
kind of and you do the thing. Well, let me do the thing.

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I think Eric knows it. Heknows my heart, yea saying can
you burp it? You know what? People can burn the ab seasons the
draft. Let's just make it sense. Oh God, computer, slow slow,

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well, here we go, Herewe go, Here we go.
Don't take your shirt off. Igot it there, here we go.
You're not supposed to wear that anymore. Don't. Well, you guys didn't
hear it. It already played,so don't. Oh God, we're running.
Oh you're alive. So for thefirst pick that I have of the
twenty twenty four NFL draft, Ihave Drake May going one. You did

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want a cup? Wow? Ihave Drake May going one. Let's be
honest, though I can't tell youit might not happen. The happens.
We've seen dumber things happen. Let'sdon't speak that evil on me. I
know how Bears organization is. I'msorry. I mean I could see that

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too. I thought of it,and I'm like, but no, they're
comparable to the Giants with making notso good decisions, and they screwed it
with Fields. They just didn't putstuff around him. Absolutely, yeah,
that's my first If the Bears takeDrake May instead of kill Looms, that
would be the best decision that franchisehas made this century. See, but

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realistically old. My saying has alwaysbeen poor Bears fans taking care of taking
care of shout out of James ASure. Realistically, I have the Bears
taking Williams. They they're gonna doit, absolutely medium. So for the

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Bears, with my Bears, withmy heart, I really want them to
take J. J. McCarthy numberone overall, because like I would be
the happiest man on earth. Yes, chrism Hey, Bike, I'm on

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both of them. I'm on both. Please tell me you're kidding, I
said, with my heart can Realistically, what I think is the Bears are
gonna take Caleb Williams. I thinkthat's pretty much setting stumps the one that's
gonna be the We can almost callthis a power hour. It is power
Let's go. We've got the time, Chris, what do you got if

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you want? All right? Sowith my first overall pick the Chicago Pear
Bears via the Carolina Panthers, becausethank you, you're welcome for the draft
pick and yeah, yeah, yeah, you're yeah, we're not talking about
them Caleb Williams, although I willcrack up laughing the mist Drake May because

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I honestly thought of that. I'mlike I could see the bear screw it
up somehow and it will be funnyone. Unfortunately, I think Bears fans
already got everything polished up and they'retaking Caleb Williams. Wait a minute,
you're telling me they're not taking bowNicks first overall. Michael Pennix, Michael
Pennigs, Michael Proof. Yeah,quarterback from touline. Yeah. Uh.

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The Bears are gonna go after killWilliams. They've talked about it way too
much. It's just gonna happen.Be real, Dalton. Who you got
number two? Number two for theWashington Commanders. I have Caleb Williams going
number two. Wow, okay,number two. I have the best quarterback
in the class, Drake May goingto Washington. Okay for number two,
I have Jayden Daniels from l SU, mainly because they're O line is the

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dumpster fire and he can move inthe pocket really well. Okay, Chris
not gonna lie. I thought aboutthat. So who you had it to
is who I actually thought was going. But no, I got. I
got Washington taking Drake May quarterback fromNorth Carolina. Dan Quinn's taking over as
head coach, and he always rana slinger and Drake knows how to sling

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the ball the tater bit. Sowe'll see how that goes, the sling
of the tater, sling that tater. Drake. May's going to the commanders
telling you now number three. Sothere's been speculation with this, uh,
that the Pats are gonna trade out. I'm not good at like they they
don't know if they're gonna hold three, okay, but I have them holding

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three and they're gonna take Jayden andDaniels. I am going to preface this
now in terms of my list,I had no trades, even though I
do believe that there is going tobe at least one trade. Well,
we've been doing this for how manyyears now? Oh? Yes, got
five years? Four years well recorded? I think three years. I don't
know, seven eighty seven. Butwe can never predict the trades. But

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we know there's going to be trades. But I don't think the Patriots are
going to trade. I think thisis a fumble. They're going to go
after a quarterback. Mm hm,did you say what quarterback? I'm sorry,
yes, Jaden Danielska, I hon that. I do think that

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the Patriots trade to pick. Ithink that Mayo understands that they are a
horrible roster and you cannot start arebuild with a quarterback. The Bears proved
that when they took fields at thestart of their rebuild. So they trade
back, load up on picks fornext year. The Raiders come up and
they take Jayden Daniels number three.Interesting, Okay, I like that.

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Okay, that was kind of smart. What do you got? I got?
I think since the other two quarterbacksare gone, I'm gonna go ahead
and say New England Patriots are takingDrake May. I just a better version
of Bailey's happy. I'm kidding that. I'm not, but yeah, I

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think they're gonna take Drake May.And it's not well, I'm done,
Chris, so all right, notgonna lie what Sharon said. With Patriots
training back to the Raiders, Icould see that happen, and that couldn't
happen. But again, I didn'tdo trades of mine. Number three,
I got the Patriots taking jays andDaniels. You got, chairman. The

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Patriots are on a bad run rightnow, and I think they're gonna fumble
this fucking pick. See, Ihave another team fumbling, yet I have
them fumbling this pick and I thinkthey're going after your quarterback, Sir,
I was gonna sayn't tell me they'retaking cold, They're taking JJ. WHOA.
I think they go after JJ.You know what. I like that.
I like that I have to goafter JJ. I really don't like

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that. I think they skip over. Well, you have Jayden Daniels,
you have Bonix, and then youhave Pennix And I don't know, I
don't know what you want to interms of the conversation that there's totally different
worlds in terms of what quarterback youmight think. But I think they take
JJ. I really do. Heproved himself well, which is surprising.

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I mean, he really did.He got a ring. He's a winner.
He's a winner. Is he gonnawin in the next level? I
don't know. Did you get achicken dinner? Probably, let's be honest.
I have seen unfortunately we have probablywe have seen the tiktoks of their
food and all of the things thatthey get to the facilities. He's definitely
had a chicken. Yeah. Someoneprobably bought him a chicken dinner when he

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was being recruited and he was probablyillegal. Hey whatever. I'll also say
bike, Yes, Craft likes Michiganquarterbacks. Now, yeah, he does.
Michigan quarterback got him all his rings? Yeah? Literally, Dalton,

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who you got? So number four? I got the Arizona Cardinals taking Marvin
Harrison Junior. I feel like thismight be this should be the easiest pick,
Yes, in the draft, Marvin. It's the easiest pick because it's
what they need. And he's thebest player in the class. Yes,
he should. If if the topteams didn't need quarterbacks, he would go

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number one. He'd be the firsttea were taking number one. And absolutely
he's the best player in the class. Absolutely, which mean him? Do
you even need to say? Iknow you're chewing Marvin Harrison? Easy,
Chris, the guy that I honestlythought should have went number one overall,
Marvin, Marv you okay? Numberfive? Number five? I have the

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Chargers taking the Leak Neighbors wide receiverfrom LSU. Okay, okay, let
me keep getting crazy here. I'mready, okay. Jim Harball, Okay,
no, he's listen. No,no, no, listen listen.
I was gonna get that crazy,but I didn't. But I didn't,
Okay. Jim Harball loves to runthe football. He loves to build his

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trenches. He's starting to rebuild becausethe Chargers were horrible last year, so
they trade back for both of Minnesota'sfirst round picks. Minnesota comes up and
takes J. J. McCarthy atfive. Wow, okay, okay,
that is not actually I was seeingsome stuff about this that is not crazy.

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That's not crazy at all. Iagree with that exactly. That's not
crazy at all. Yeah. Ithink there were some talks about that it
was either the Chargers or was itthe McCarthy alt Yeah, I mean well,
and to be honest with you,he's got a similar style to Cousins.
He's a little bit more mobile.Though. Who is there? Who's
there TV one right now? Yes? Yes, exactly, yes, I

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think it's Mullins is one. Tobe honest with you, we should take
a drive to Minnesota. Obs.Yeah, he's not a starting quarterback.
Starts, he's a good back.I think he can find a starting spot
if recruiting classes don't work. Well, I don't think. I don't think
he should have a starting spot.I think that's also agreeing on the table

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because he can hang around there makeone hundreds of thousands of an aerospace engineer
and you don't have CT when you'reforty five. Hey, that's that's why
it's that's sensitive. I'm sorry.Sorry. Did did that get hit with
the CT to the sensitivity keys?They didn't. They didn't re sign Dobbs

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their starter right now? Sam Donaldoh ship, Yeah yeah, they need
a quarterback. Okay, yeah,advise for Chris. The crazy thing about
this and Sherman and I are onthe same brave brain length. There we
go, wave wave wavelength, Yes, yeah, yep. I have Minnesota

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trading up with Chargers to take theirfirst two round picks, and they're taking
JJ Chris. What do you got? I'll be honest again, I didn't
fail mine out with trades, butI do see the Chargers trading, and
it's with the Vikings. Vikings willtrade up. But I'll still say,
at least when the Chargers do draft, I see them taking Troy Fortony,

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the offensive tackle from Washington. They'regonna try to build up their line,
especially since they ches signed JK.Dobbins and try to give Justin Herbert some
protection. And I think they're gonnago with the tackle from Washington. Wonder
know what? Not who I wasexpecting there to be honest with you,
but not a bad pickup I hadMolk Neighbors. I agree with you,

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Dalton, I really think they're gonnago lost a. Yeah, you need
a replace the I just the thescary thing for me there is Jim Harball
does not like to throw the ballto wide receivers. Great Roman, the
offensive coordinator from Baltimore, Yes,does not like to throw the ball receivers,

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thank you. But Justin Herbert doeslike to throw the ball to receivers.
So what you're really telling me isthey're going to bring that AFC North
football over there, a FC South. Okay, yeah, okay, just
run, just run the away.It just depends, not run over.

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It's going to be run the fuckaway from people and throw the ball in
so many action ways and check downto three about every other time. So
I'm taking tight ends for three hundredfantasy picks just so, Yesick Neighbors fifth
overall for my pick to the Chargersnumber six. Don'ton who you got.

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I got the Giants taken. Sothis is where I'm gonna give the Giants
a curse. They have very badtastes. So I found what they needed,
but I found the guys that theywouldn't take. I took him taking
Tehran Arnold from Alabama quarterback. Yeah, terry On Arnold, arry On Arnold.

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Hey, he's a stud. He'sat the corner. No, he's
not. Is he agreed? He'sthe best. He's the best cover corner
in the class. Okay, Ithink Quinya Mitchell is probably the best all
around corner in the class. Icould see it, though. I mean,

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Mitchell still has a lot to provefor the fact of where he was.
That's the other thing that I thinka lot of people are gonna look
at it as well. So questionbefore I get to my next picky is
on your offensive tackle one? Butthe reason why I have him offensive tackle
number one taken now is because Ido have the Chargers straighting back. So

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I said, why I got theChargers taking right? Oh? Okay?
At six, I have the Giantstaking Milik Neighbors. If they're they're still
stuck with the Daniel Jones contract,they might as well get in weapons and
try to make it work. MilakNeighbors would be wide receiver one in any
class that doesn't consist of Marvin HarrisonJunior. Absolutely so ditto. Okay,

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they take Milk Neighbors. Yeah,absolutely, Christ Greener up. Milak Neighbors
is a New York giant. I'mgonna end that straight because I already use
neighbors and it's gonna go Roman Dooonsbecause they need a receiver. I agree
with the weapons situation. They're gonnago after a receiver. So number seven,
Dalton, who you got? Sothe Tennessee Titans have to replace somebody

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they release? Yes, so Igot him. Taking Joe All the offense
tackle from Notre Dame. I thinkthat's my number one tackle. This might
be number two in terms of aroundthe table. Is that kind of agree
or are you guys thinking them something? Yeah? Yeah, Joe All for
sure, he's my h office tackleone in the class. And if they're
gonna let Will Levis be their guy, they got to protect him, someone
to protect the Volvo. The Volvo. I was thinking, like the g

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O. Chris, you also wenton that. Oh yeah, Joe All,
he's the Titan number one tackle inthe class for a reason. Joe
All will be number seven overall goingto the Titans. He's picked earlier.
But if he's picked earlier, ohmy god, I don't know. How
that's gonna happen? Number eight?Who we got so Falcons dumpster fire?

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Need something right? My wide receiversup to this point is rome o'dunn's from
Washington. I got them taken him. Raeen Morris was hired as a Falcons
head coach. Defensive guy. Ithink his first pick will be a defensive
player. My first defense player offthe board. Dallas Turner, the Edge

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from Bama Dead O Part two.Okay, you up, I think that's
what happened. Did you make sureto close your blinds when you were filmed
this out? He asked me tosend He said, send me your mock
jobs. I have someone to lookat. I didn't. I sent him
one from like a month ago becauseI didn't want this to listen. Colin

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Coward helped me a little bit.That might be wife. And now I'm
worried because I also was reading MilkHyper and the Oldie Eights, and they
were two of the same. BecauseI also have the Falcons taken Dallas Turner,
the edge player from Mela Dama.That's that's a four peat, gentleman,
because Dallas Turner is gonna be goingwait wait yeah, at number nine,

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let me guess I have Dallas Turnergoing to the Bears at number nine
hedge from Alabama. Yes, atnine, I have the Bears continuing to
load up the offense again. Roman, Doonda respect that you know whoever created
the word did oh fuck you?Because I'm not using it this time.

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I was thinking about giving the Bearsa wide receiver, but we just got
Keenan Allen to go with DJ Moore. I he might be a little high,
but I have the Bears taking JaredVers the edge out of Florida State
verse verse seven. No, no, Dallas Turner's the better edge. Dallas
Turner's already gone online. Oh sorry, So I have two edges going back

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to back. Chris, who yougot? I'm ready for your hot take.
But I got the Bears taking theyYeah they got DJ Moore. Yeah,
they just picked up Keenan Allen.But Rom will be a solid guy
because you'll have thirty guys. Icould fight. That pretty much proved to
be receivable one. I believe thatthe Bears will also still be getting an

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edge, but I think they getla tou yes from you. I love
to you. I have him goingsomewhere else. He is better than Jared
Verse. That's my hot take foryou. Yes he's there. If he's
healthy, that's his thing. He'sgot these heart issues that they're concerned about.

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Same stuff with Why the Browns gotja Ok in the second round.
That dude was a top twenty talent. They let him slide. So gotta
find gotta find the guys that arein the cracks, right, number ten,
The Jets suck, sucks, suckright. I haven't taken brock Bowers
tight end Georgia. That's crazy,you know what. I gotta take him

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tight end from right. I know, you know. It's even crazier to
people. Stop'd come on say it, just say it. I'd rather call
you dumbass. We'll start with THEE. So my name Chris. Is there
a four peet in the in theidea here? No? What? Wow?

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That's what they need. That's reallyall they need. They need lineman
too, And I got the Jetstaken J. C. Lathman, the
offensive tackle from Alabama. Why Jetsare gonna be stingy with it. They
said Lathan could play within all positionsof the line. But the Jets curse,
I think is gonna make a combotaking the eighth best tackle that early.

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Hey oh my god, hey rememberwhen you mentioned a New York curse
earlier yeats the Giants. Anyways,well, gentlemen, I will let him
sit on his island because it isdefinitely going to be brocking because there is
something that I've I've kind of learned, and that there is diame ad dozen
tight ends, but there are amillion linemen you can get a go to

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one, right, Dalton, whoyou got number eleven? Pick is gonna
be a little bit different. Hereis my take on JJ McCarthy. I
have JJ McCarthy going, but Ido not think that he showed enough for
people to jump up and pick him. I think Minnesota could sit comfortably back
at eleven and get him. Igot him taking JJ McCarthy disagree. Quarterback

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is the most important position on thefield. Someone is going to come up
to get Someone's going to come upand get him. They have to whether
he whether he proved it or not, because like the argument has been,
he handed the football off. Hethrew for one hundred and fifty yards a
game. You know what, couldn'tkay less because you got guys that could

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throw for four hidy yards a game. Freaking Bailey zappy they get to the
league their garbage. Yeah, they'rehot garbage. McCarthy's got it. He
went he beat Michigan twice, Hebeat a High State twice. Sorry he
wanted ring. Yeah, he's gotit. So from my previous trade with

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the Vikings, I have the Chargerstaking oh Fashion office tackle from Penn State.
Jim Harbaum move build up the trenches, fash news a study. The
Chargers need to build up the trenches. But all these tackles right now are
studs at left tackle, which iswhere what's his name, Rashawn Slater is,

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So they're not going to take aleft tackle right here. I think
they're going to take a right tacklefrom Oregon State, who is the best
run blocking lineman in the draft rightnow. That is I can't say his
first name to lease as I've read, he's never lost a run blocking battle.

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Now, people might be exaggerating,but I'm alterating. He's the best
run blocking offensive tackle in the draft, and Jim Harball loves to run the
football, So I think so they'regonna take him, put him on the
opposite side of Rashawn Slater and buildup their line from there. I just
looked at my list. I doubledup on somebody. Fuck but it's I

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got a little bit of time,but not gonna lie. I felt that
because I felt like I doubled upwith when I made my list. So
anyways, eleven Vikings I did.I do agree with them training up and
stuff Vikings their pick regardless, Igot the Vikings sticking. JJ McCarthy,
quarterback from Michigan. Like we talkedabout him. Yeah, he's so,

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there's still somewhere he needs a showto prove. But I think he'll do
all right. And he's going intoMinnesota where he's gonna go new a guy
with who's receiver one and he's onehell of a receiver one. There's some
program as a quarterback. Out ofthis whole list, i'd rather start at
is probably Minnesota. So is thiswhere he doubled down? No, no,

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no, no no. I waspulling up, pulling up a list
so I can see other players thatI have. Uh No, I to
be honest with you, Jayden andDaniel somehow falling this low for the fact
that I think that there's gonna bequarterbacks that drop because there's a need for
other things, other than quarterbacks.Sadly enough, there's five six quarterbacks that
are really kind of being on rightnow, and the big teams that really

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needed them gets to the Vikings afterthat. So I think Jayden Daniel somehow
falls down into there and the Vikingscan still get him at a lot.
It's possible He's got his his injuryissues at Arizona stage, you know,
well, and he played well atthe LSU, but LSU really didn't do
too much craziness, you know,and it's kind of that that whole four
kind of screwed him over, Ithink, right, So the family number

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twelve goes. I have him takenJared burst Edge Florida State. Interesting,
okay, Okay, here we gowith some more craziness. The Broncos are
also far away from winning. They'redealing with paying the Russell Wilson deal,
so they can't get free agents inso I have them trading back and coming

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up is someone who is not afraidto come up and get whoever the fuck
he wants. So mister Dan Campbellis coming up to twelve, trading twenty
nine and next year's first to getterry On Arnold, best corner in the
class, out of band. Ifhe did that, that will be grazing

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because he needs that, they needit. He is not afraid to give
what he needs. And then we'llfire Detroit up even more drafts. Right
there, exactly, it's right therein Detroit. Why not make a draft
they trade? He does that,Detroit to the super Bowl exactly changed my
mind. So number twelve, Ihave the Broncos staying and I have them
replacing Jerry Judy with Rome Odonze.Okay, okay, not a bad move.

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So Chris, I do like theDenver trading back. I think that
could work, But as of now, I have Denver stain and I think
they need some more help on thedefense, especially along the edge. I
got them taken to a lot tothe edge player from u C l A
stud. Oh. Absolutely, heis solid. Yes, he looks so

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we're spectacular watching and everything. Yeah, they look. I think the Broncos
get Bonnicks. Wha wait what yep? I think the Broncos say fuck it,
they need a quarterback. They tradeback and get him, I think.
But I think they pulled the triggerand get him. I think they

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do see there him coor Penix.I understand your reasoning. But I think
you could sit on it. Oh, they could absolutely sit on it.
But again they made one bad decision. They're going to make another bad decision.
No, I have one. Thisis the year, this is the
year to fuck up. I'm toningyou now. Yeah, all right,
So Numero thirteen, I have theRaiders. I have them taking fast new

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offensive tackle from Penn State. I'mnot an English major, guys, all
right, these names are pretty complicated. At thirteen, from the trade back
with the Raiders, I have thisthe Patriots taking Telice Swaga tag from Morgan
State. Start to read it offwith the lineman. I can see it.

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At thirteen, I have the Raiderstaking kool Aid McKinstry too early.
He had a good year, buta good year or m Yeah, yeah,
so Arnold had the better year,yes, right, oh for sure.
But anyway, Raiders but their thirteenthpick. I do agree, they're

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taking the corner I got Quentin Mitchellcorner from Toledo on to the Raiders.
Well, I think I can fixit, but still kind of trying to
figure out that. But it's lateron. Still Raiders will take Uh you
said it? It was Tilly's flagoflagga from Oregon State. The Raiders are

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taking him, all right, wegot number fourteen, number fourteen. I
have the New Orleans Saints taking ByronMurphy d Lineman from Texas. I like
it. I like it. Ithink they go Jacon Latham tackle from Obama.
They struck out on Trevor Penning,which sucks because I thought he was

(42:58):
gonna be a damn stud I think, but they struck out on him.
Ryan Ramsy's dealing with his injuries.We don't even know if he's gonna play
again, So get someone that couldbe a solid cornerstone. I have the
Saints going in the same way.I haven't taken a tackle, but I
haven't taken Ulu Fashanu from Penn State. Same reasoning. But I just have

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Olu dropping this far, christ saidDido, because I also have the Saints
take in for Salu He and again, like term said, Penning didn't pan
out. Who knows that Ramsacks isgoing to be back. I think Fali
is going to be a solid piecefor him. Okay, we fixed it,

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but I also have Fashmu going there. You good, yep, weird
good? Yes? At fifteen theIndianapois Colts, I haven't taken Quinian Mitchell's
quarterback from Toledo. Yep, metoo, Quinnan Mitchell perfect fit in Indy.
No, I have them taking Cooperto Jane Corner from Iowa. Early

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Damn Jesus Christ. No, you'reship crazy kid, Alright, watch me
be right on all these picks.The worst part of it all, the
worst part of the game, youknow, all right, motherfucker, you
want to play this game. Ifyou get all of these right, it's

(44:29):
reverted. I have to do itfor you. Okay. First thing,
if he gets all thirty two ofthese right, we're never going to see
him again. Begain because he's gonnawin. Fox. They are calling and
asking, who did you ask?The good thing for you is you will
be perfectly fine if that's the case, because Eric will have one half of

(44:49):
a beer and you will probably neversee this man again. Probably not all
right, Chris? All right?So we're on the Colts, right,
Big fifteen. Yes, the Coltsneed a tight end. I have the
Colt stake and brock By hours.See that's a good fit. But I
think it's a gift that everything.And the Colts weren't too shabby, but

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they needed someone to help with therun blocking, and the first hours was
more on the passing game than itwas the blocking game. He was alright
with his blocking. Anthony Richards,He's gonna look. But that's why I
got at fifteen. First cornerback offthe board for me Arnold. He's going

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with Colts at number sixteen. TheSeattle Seahawks. I haven't taken Talase Fuaga,
the offense tackle for Oregon State.Sixteen. I have the Seahawks taking
Jared Versus. He's uh three fouredge that can play inside. The Seahawks
are on a three to four andneed an edge. Yeah, it works

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out nicely. I think he's overrated. I think he's gonna be a bust,
but I think they pick him.I have the Seahawks taking Latu Latu
or however you say his name here. Okay, I think I did a
good Chris also on the edge topic, but I'm going with a bit of

(46:22):
a stretch. But I do agreewith what Shirm's with Jared Verse So the
Seahawks, I have them taking ChopRobinson from Penn State. Okay. So
here's where my fuck up was.Okay, So I had Vashnu again because
so I wrote him as just Oluand then I wrote out his phone name

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for this pick. So I putin J. C. Latham from Bama
for the Seahawks. I could seeit happening. It was just kind of
a quick fix, does it II don't know. I think Latham could
drop out of the first round.Do I think it happens. I don't
know, but they're gonna snag him. But also, on the other hand,

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how many years have we been sayingthat this is gonna be the year
for the big man and it neverfucking as Actually, I can say this
is the first time in my lifeI've never made a well towards the back
half. It's more for the bigguys, but the front half is heavily
loaded specials. Yeah, and midsnow watch. Because of that, It's
gonna be a big man here,I hope. So we can use it.
I hope. So Number seventeen theJacksonville Jaguars. I haven't taken Brian

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Thompson junior wide receiver from LSU.Oh Thomas, sorry, Thomas junior,
not Thompson. I have the Jagstaking Nate Wiggins corner Clemson stud super Fast.
It's nice. I have the Jaguarstaking Quinyan Mitchell corner Toledo. Okay,

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I know this is where we're gonnaget crazy with it. I'm with
it, so do of all Jacksonville, I got them taken Taron Arnold the
corner from Alabama. That's crazy himdropping that foot there? Then that that
pick better being in five seconds?Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
because I'm reading that and I'm like, I don't know how first thing that
would be the was the second cornertaken too right? Steal the draft at

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that? Oh? Absolutely? Uh, then we ought to call Racelin,
tell him to call James, makesure James is okay and a streaking too
much. Yeah, And to behonest with you, Schmeniam agreed, Quinna
Mitchell he's going to the Jaguars atseventeen. That's where I think he's going.
So we're in eighteen. At eighteen, the Cincinnati Bengals the only Ohio
team that Ohio fans get to enjoy. Are you really going to enjoy it

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though? Yeah? I will,oh if they fuck it up. If
they fuck it up, because Ihaven't taken JC Latham offensive tackle from Alabama,
Okay, I think they go ByronMurphy defensive tackle from Texas. I
think they go Jackson powers Johnson intoyour offensive lineman Oregon. Okay, they

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don't need a center. He's aguard. He's a guard center, so
they can play guard people. Whenthey put into your line, you're supposed
to be versatile, look either side. So I have him going as a
guard. He he plays primary rightguard. I think he had like sixty
reps or something that left guard.I know there was one guard I was

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looking at on this list. It'sgot like sixty reps at left and then
all of his other reps were rightguard. I have. Did I screw
Williams? Yeah, they signs.They got Lineman. As much as I
would love Cincinnati taking lineman here,I know how the fucking Bengals are.

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Cincinnati. He's gonna take Brian ThomasJr. Receiver from l s U because
they place Yeah T Higgins. Iguarantee they're gonna let him walk. So
the only receiver don't really have isJamar Chase. Hey, they lucked out
with the kid from L s Uplaying receiver. Are gonna go with the
second one and pick up Brian Thomas, Although I really wish it was Byron

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Murphy. But I'll get to thatin a second. Sure, mine,
I'm in the Greens. I thinkthey go after Byron Murphy single handedly.
So number nineteen. At number nineteen, I got California sticking with California.
I got look ya to yaa latou edge from UCLA standing in California.
Okay. I got Rams. Everybody, just yes, yep for the Rams.

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I got him taking Cooper de Jeancorner from islandesus hesus study he could
play corner and safety. I'm sorry, I was looking through your window.
I was sitting on his shoulders whenI was looking through the window. Wait,
maybe you were sitting on my shouldersbecause you saw the top of the
list. That's on the bottom ofthe list. I have the Rams replacing

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Aaron Donald of Byron Murphy, okay, And I also have the Rams taking
Byron Murphy the second defensive from Texas. Who else then tried to say,
Hey, Aaron Donner tired, nextman? Not let me let me be
the first to say that. Iwould like to be the first to say

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that Murphy will not be an You'renot gonna will they try that way?
They're gonna maybe, like you knowhow media and everything is that I hype
him up to be that Byron Murphywill so ball out. But well it'll
be like the same numbers that Aarondonald was pulling up. I mean he
might show himself the first time hesees a triple team like Aaron Donalds all

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every night. Yeah. Fuck,I just saw that. I laid them
further than the list. Well,you can just bump guys. I'm gonna
start. I'm just gonna I'm justgonna drop somebody in at this point because
it's late enough in the well,I can't. I can't draft a guy
twice Dalton, I don't know.Apparently Cameron Jordan, he doesn't get their

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picks, draft a guy and thenmake a trade of that draft picked.
That's what happened to, was it? Eli and Philip Rivers? Did you
say yours yet? No? Ihave I have Cooper de Gene. I
was again, I was schmeding wason my shoulders when he was looking through
the window for Sharon hold on timeout. Yeah, wait for the number

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twentieth pick the Steelers. I haveCooper to Gene going to the Steelers.
You misread the list. I misreadthe list. I think I really miss
read the list this This one seemslike a textbook too easy fit for me.
The Steelers are not currently paying anyonethat is physically able to snap a
football. Oh my god, youbetter fucking so add twenty Does Steelers take

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Jackson Powers Johnson? Oh okay,cool, different guy, good to know.
Well, damn, you just fuckedup my diddo. I have them
taking Graham Barton. You guys startusing this fucking literally, Bke got tired
of holding me, so we juststarted cheating off each other. Yes,

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Pittsburgh, I'm reading, and alsoI read Best Available for how Yes be
and other guys too, So Iwas going off that. But Steelers need
a lineman. I got them takingTyler. Got the offensive time from Oklahoma
lineman. I they need it.He was taking Graham, I mean,

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yeah, yeah, I have himtaking Graham, converting him to a center
because technically he can play all left, he can play all five. Yeah,
he was like play all five.He actually, from what I was
reading on him, he was cominginto he played all five. Yeah.
Yeah, Well, and I don'tknow, I didn't I for some reason,
I feel like he had reps atevery position when he was or at

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least like guard tackle center. Maybenot all five, but like, yeah,
we could go a mile. Yeah, okay, twenty one at twenty
one, Miami, can he dosomething for me? Huh? Twenty one
twenty one? Can you use somethingfor me? He doesn't know about that.
It's okay, I'm sorry I wentover his head. Yeah, Dolphins,
I haven't take too many. DamianRobinson edge from Penn State. Okay,

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yeah, say that again. Yeahyou said Darius Robinson. No,
it's chopped, it's just Robinson.Yeah, because there is another run.
There's Darius Robinson. That's why Ithought you were sorry. That's twenty one.
The Dolphins love crazy athletes. Yeah, so I think they go Kooid

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McKinstry corner from BAM. I haveMiami Dolphins, uh maybe replacing dude that
towards a c L. I havethem taken Chop Robinson from Penn State.
Interesting his name j Phillips, Yeah, jaim Oh Chrish though. I also

(55:02):
have Miami taking an edge player,but I have him taking the home steak
head Jared Vers from Floria's State.Okay. I have the Dolphins taking Jackson
Powers Johnson. They need it.Diamon, he's there Eickenberg's probably not coming

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back. Get him. He's solid. On one hand, Yes, I
just did say probably about ten minutesago, they're done. They're a diamond
dozen, but that's one of thebiggest diamond. So number twenty two,
Yes, the Philadelphia Eagles take koolAid McKinstry, quarterback from Alabama. I

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like it. Okay, at twentytwo, and this pick is going to
make a little bit more sense ina couple more picks, Okay, so
just stand by. Okay. Attwenty two, I have the Eagles taking
Brian Thomas, junior receiver from LSU. One that far, okay, I
see what you see what you did, I can see At twenty two,

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I have the Eagles prepping for theeventual time they have to replace Lane Johnson.
I have them taking j. C. Lantham from Bama. O come.
I have the Eagles also taking inalignment because I know they got a
few guys that they're moving around.Then again preparing for Lane Johnson because I
think this is his final go JasonKelsey did retire and they got a few

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other guys moving around. But Ihave the Eagles taken to Lease Vuaga,
the offensive tackle from Morgan State.I have them taking Coold. I'm taking
with Kinstraint is just such a goodname and I thought it would fit well
and the Eagles will love SEC players, oh they do. Now for the
twenty third pick, I have theMinnesota Vikings taking Jason Newton d lineman from

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Illinois. Yeah, okay, uhfrom my trade earlier. So this is
the Chargers. I have them gettingtheir receiver here at twenty three, adding
a Mitchell receiver from Texas. He'sa dude. He ran a crazy fast
forty at the at the Combine despitebeing like six four two twenty or whatever
he is. He can play.Okay, I have them going a different

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road. I have them taking keyOn Coleman from Florida State, because I
mean J. J. McCarthy hasme to throw to at the moment.
So yeah, I mean Justin Herbertand DJ Hockinson. No Chargers try about
for I forgot to say that thisis the Chargers taking Kings because there you

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go, the Vikings trade up forthe fourth pick. Okay, okay,
all right, so I still gotMinnesota sitting here. So the Minnesota Vikings
from the Cleveland Browns or the HoustonTexans because this pick. No one wanted
to pick some Suddens. I havethe Vikings taken Nate Wiggins the corner from
Clemson. I think they need somecorner work. I know I was reading

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a few things where they were needingthe corner, and I think Wiggins could
do the job for him. MI also agree with you. Dalton Juson
Newton from Illinois going to the Vikings. Yep, that's a guy who's comparable
to Aaron Donald. Yeah, he'sa very He's single handedly made Illinois a

(58:30):
conversation. He was DT won theentire like season, and then the combine
happened. Career, the combine happensand they're like, oh, Byron Murphy,
oh my god, you know thathe just yeah, like I said,
is right. There's one A andone B a defensive tackle. So
twenty four we got America's team,the Dallas Cowboys, the Land of the

(58:52):
unknown. In the land, Ithink they're going to fuck up and pick
up an offensive tackle name of TroyFontanu from Washington. You know what's you
know what's crazy. I have theCowboys taking Troyano's attacker from Washington. I
have the Cowboys taking Tyler Geiton guttingGuidon Oklahoma. Hmmm, I don't even

(59:20):
think I had him going first round. He might not. Oh, I
do. I do interchangeable first round, that's second round and vice versa.
Cowboys will say we'd done Boys andrealize they're not back. Texas still ain't
back Dallas and Texas. I havethat fitting well because I have the Cowboys
taking a Donnie Mitchell receiver from Texasand he and other got to help out

(59:43):
with Ceedee Lamb because c Edia Lambwill take all the double teams. Uh
sir. I agree with Hush mediumbecause Tyler Geyiton tackle will go in to
the Cowboys at twenty four. Attwenty five Green Bay Packers, I have
him taken Marysmims offensive tackle from Georgia. You know what's crazy, mass from

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Georgia. I have the Packers takingTroy Franklin, the wide receiver from Oregon.
They need a little wide receiver hometo help Jordan Love and and since
Aaron Rodgers is no longer there,they will actually take a skill guy in
the first round. As much helpthere is. I don't have that.

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I have Green Bay taking Cooper toJohn Corner from Iowa, and yeah,
you can play corner, you canplay safety. I think Green Bay will
use them with them both kind ofdo what Michael Hyde was for them when
they first rafted Michael Hyde, wherehe was going back and forth between corner
and safety, and I think Coopwill be a good fit for Green Bay.
And sorry, no skill offensive skillplayer going to Green Bay this year.

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Again in the first round, Ithink the Packers go after Marus Mims.
Safe bet need a tackle. It'sway late in the first round.
Safe position, safe, good play, protect your quarterback, even though it
might not be Lambo. I don'tknow he played well though a season.

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I have the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pickingup Graham Barton inside offensive line from Duke
at twenty six. I have TampaBay gain the steal of the first round
Lea to lat Too. I thinkhe falls because of the health stuff and
they snag him there. At theend of the round. I have the
Bucks taking Amarius MEM's offensive tackle Georgia. I have Tampa Bay picking up a

(01:01:39):
new center and it's Graham Barton fromDuke. Tampa Bay is going to take
Chop Robinson at twenty six. Ohfor their second pick of the first round
at twenty seven, the Arizona Cardinals. I have them backing up that wide
receiver heavy pick with Nate Wiggins cornback from Clemson. At twenty seven,

(01:02:04):
I've got the Cardinals taking jers OnNewton defense lineman from Illinois. I have
them taking a quick at it.I'm having them taken Nate Wiggins corner from
Clemson. Somebody screwed up. No, it's all right because my twenty eighth
pick is wild. But we're ontwenty seven right now. It's twenty seven.

(01:02:25):
The Airs on the Cardinals from theHouston Texans. I got them.
Yeah, of course they draft marfirst. We all knew that by their
first pick. This one, Ithink there's gonna be some speculation with it.
I think they're gonna use it forthe defensive side of the ball and
for some reason, Darius Robinson theedge from Missouri. I think they're just
gonna do that and it's gonna makepeople wondering think was that good. I

(01:02:46):
think he is a bust. Ithink he's a early second round and going
on, I think he's early.But I could see Airs if anyone does
that, I could see as Imean, and I was waiting for somebody
to throw him out here, becausehere's why I'm nobody threw him out early.
His only good game was against OhioState and exactly, but you know
how media and SEC and all thatstuff. Yeah, that's how That's why

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I think they're gonna do that.That's why I got him there. And
I'm like, how is it?And even when I'm reading the best available
they have to he's a third roundguy, maybe late second That's where I
was, but they kind of hypedhim up. So I'm like, well,
here's where I think if they hypehim up here, where he's going?

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So bike to the Cardinals. Cardinalsget Jared Verse. Okay, not
bad bad, they need an edge, They just they need just a bat
everything. Twenty eight I got theBuffalo Soldiers the Buffalo Bills taking a Donald
Mitchell wide receiver from Texas. Okay, is everyone sitting down? What I
am? Seated? What do yougot? Twenty eight? I have the

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Bills trading this pick to Philly foraj Brown. Oh mhm ay Brown wants
out. Clearly he's getting pissed offat Jalen hurts. Josh Allen doesn't have
digs anymore, He cannot throw tofreaking nobody. Okay, so they trade

(01:04:15):
this pick and some some sort oflate round pick swap. Eagles take Graham
Barton. He can play any ofthe lineman spots. He can step right
in for Kelsey, or he canlearn from Lane Johnson to play tackle next
year. Go through. Why notwe saw a J. Brown going the
draft once. I don't think he'sgoing again. Fuck it, we ball

(01:04:39):
don't get I don't if it doeshappen, I see it between Eagles and
Bills. If if the Bills offera first round pick for Brown, they
have to take it. With thetrades that have happened recently for receivers for
fourth and fifth round picks, ifthey offer a one, they've got to
take it fair. That's fair.Mm hmm. With pick number twenty eight

(01:05:01):
for the Bills, I have themtaking a wide receiver out of Texas.
It is not a Donnie because thefootball gods love a team coming up and
I think he's somehow gonna fall tothem. I have them taking Xavier Worthy.
Interesting, Okay, Chris what hegot. I did have Buffalo taking

(01:05:23):
a receiver, but I haven't takena receiver that I don't know is how
I'm rina reports he his first roundpick, late first round pick, second,
not even the second round pick.I'm thinking maybe late third. Bob
Buffalo is gonna screw up somehow.He always has one. Buffalo's taking a
lat McConkey receiver from Georgia. Oh, he's always got to sleep ship.

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They're gonna screw it up this yearwith it. They fucked up when they
traded Stephan Diggs. He loves,he loves. I thought he was gonna
say him too. I would havehugged you. Yeah. Actually, if
I had Runing going first round,I have him go thirty two. But
he's not. I got Brian ThomasJunior lsu. I agree they need a

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wide receiver. I didn't think aboutthe trade situation. To be honestly,
I'm not on his wavelength in termsof that. It's too far off.
Okay, this guy has been doingprep for this for like two months.
He probably prepped two weeks after theSuper Bowl. I can't say it's a
bad idea, to be honest withyou. If it happens, I'm gonna
be like, yeah, he wasright. Fucking that happens, I'll give
you a dollar shake on it.Okay, I gotta give me a dollar

(01:06:34):
if you don't have it all right, here's my stretch, and this is
only because I think this fits wellfor a hometown going to a hometown.
At twenty nine, I have theDetroit Lions staying and taking Chris Jenkins defensive
linement from Michigan. Wow. That'swow, that's that's a stretch. But
you understand my reasoning. Why hometownthat big boys on in the third round.

(01:06:58):
I don't know, probably that,but I was just saying I'm biased.
Remember remember when the Patriots took ColeStrange in the first round. Yeah,
and Sean McVay was in the interviewand he was like, man,
we were scouting that dude for thethird round. Yeah, same conversation.
I have something like that similar.Okay, sure, my twenty nine is

(01:07:25):
the spot because Detroit came up.Uh So at twenty nine, I have
the Broncos taking bow Nicks. ThereQB one right now, that's a stretch.
Their QB one right now is jerstidam. Okay, if they take Nicks
in the first round, they havefive years of control of him instead of
for you still available five years ona rookie. Yes, I would rather

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take than no, thank you.I would rather take Brendan Armstrong from NSI
State over my Panics. So Ithink it's it could be a good fit.
Champagne's a QB guy. If Bonixis going to make it work anywhere,
it's going to be somewhere with agood QB coach. What pick a

(01:08:08):
wheel? Sorry, all right,ditto to you about fifteen picks ago,
I have the Lions taking Terry onArnold, a corner from Wow. If
he falls that far, probably cryfor him. He said that his pick

(01:08:28):
like seven comes to Cleveland, doesn'ttrade hup. Yeah, no ship,
But that will be the fastest pickin all Andrew Barry will be running across
the field. So all right,my pick for the Detroit Lions, I

(01:08:51):
think that's a steal if it doeshappen. I do think he'd be going
early. But the Detroit Lions,I got them drafting Gerson Newton, defensive
tackle from Illinois. Boosts up thatline a little more. I got the
lines. I got the lines goingafter an edge. Darius Robinson, where
you had talked earlier, trying totalk about Chob Robinson with his real name

(01:09:15):
or what with his first name?I got Darius Robinson That's why it kind
of clicked in my head talking aboutit. So thirty, just a couple
more left, ladies, gentlemen,Baltimore Ravens. I haven't taken Jackson power
Johnson inside offensive lineman for Morgan Oka. I think you must have forgot about
their center pick in the first roundtwo years or you got him playing guard

(01:09:40):
guard. I haven't played guard allright. Uh. First off, I
want to say fuck the Ravens.Yes, absolutely so, they're not real.
It makes me sad to give themthis pick. But I've got them
taken Xavier Worthy. They went witha speed Demon receiver in the first round
last year. Their receiver room isstill awful other than zag, why not
take another speed Demons for a timethis year? Agree? Here we go,

(01:10:04):
Dalton. Uh, just like you'reChris Jenkins pick. I have the
Baltimore Ravens taking Mikey Sandrastill dB fromMichigan because they have taken a player from
Michigan and the past three years andthey love their utility guys. One was
at least a late second. Yoursis a fourth. Everything everything I see

(01:10:25):
has Mikey's going over. He's projectedfour. Everything I see has Mikey going
over Chris. So did he drop? He got warming here fast? Hey,
look at that number up and theremight have been something. There was
a decent amount of bias right there. So I'll be honest but justifiable.
I read like you're standing outside inthe hot dog at the side. I

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read six d Hey, I readsix monk drops today at work. Four
of them had Mikey going over Chris. I think you just targeted Columbus,
Ohio on that one. I didwant watch So, Chris, we're on
Baltimore. Yes, the birds aren'treal exactly, but I haven't. They

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took a kid from Bama once andput them defensively. He's playing solid.
I think they're gonna do it again. I got the Ravens taking cold and
mckinstraight Warner from Alabama that far Ahfit into. Yeah, yeah, he
could fall, he could fallon isgonna be healthy? Yes, Spike.

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I think the Ravens go after safety. I think they go after taiwan Uba
in the first round. We allget one, we all get one.
We get what of all of them, I think mine was the most justified.
Ye, yours was the best?All right? Next? Next?
Next? All right? So Iwas taking for the future with this sweating

(01:11:56):
thirty one should have been Super Bowlif they wouldn't have fumbled the bag.
The I have them picking their nextguy up as soon as their tackle leaves.
I haven't taken Tyler guyton offense.You know, it's crazy what I
haven't taken Tyler Guy. It's taggingso money. So I guess I was

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on your shoulders and medium was onmy shoulders. There we go. Is
this is this a ditto for you? Uh no, because Tyler Gid is
already gone from Yeah, okay,and I have the same one with the
forty nine ers. I look,don't look, it's a secret. I
have been taking Troy uh Fatanu fromWashington. No way, no way.

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That was my back pick up.Because this is why I fucked up.
I mean, I'm in the sameboat with the Office. They're taking an
offensive lineman. I got them takenAmarus Mems, the offensive tackle from Georgia.
I could see him going, he'snot gonna leave the first round.

(01:13:04):
But I could see I could seethat as well. Man. Last,
but not least, fuck the Chiefs. Number thirty two, can't City Chiefs.
I have them fucking last pick uptaking Ladd mcconk conky wide receiver from
Georgia. They're so much better atthe table. I don't think Ladd McConkie

(01:13:26):
is bad, but I don't thinkthey need a wide receiver. But they're
just trying to put a homes nobreaking news. They do need a wide
receiver. No, no, notrust listen, hold on, let's breaks.
Let's take like a Kansas City Chiefsfan, who's their wide receiver,
a fucking tight end. He's goingto retire exact. Yeah, but you

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don't take another tight end. Theygot no grain, no grades of studs.
I'm just thinking, like their receiverroom is rashid Rice. Lock him
up and then that's it. Theyand Marky's Brown who has brickhands. He's
freaking John Ross two point nine.That's what they say. Oh we don't

(01:14:10):
care, we have Patrick mahone.Oh we don't care, we have Patrick
Mahones. Fucking eat another cheeseburger's handsthere too. Hate the Chiefs, all
right, So I have them takinga receiver, but a good receiver,
Troy Franklin receiver from Morgan. Respect. I have back to my football god's

(01:14:34):
comment earlier. The gods like thisteam and they really don't like the fans.
I have the Chiefs taking a DonnieMitchell wide receiver from Texas that I
could see him dropping that far.I don't think so, but I could
see it happening just because of fuckus. If there's a bunch of trades

(01:14:54):
like his draft, like like shirms, I could see that happening. I
can it too, Chrisville. Alright, so for the back to back Super
Bowl champs, Yeah, that's thirtytwo. I'll be honest. I went
back and forth with this. Wewanted to say, oh, it's gonna
be a Roman Wilson to the chief. No, I'm sitting here and reading

(01:15:15):
this. I'll be honest. I'mchanging it now. I said I wasn't
going to, but now I'm changingit. Kansas City does need a receiver.
I had them taking Troy Franklin fromOregon receiver. It's a good thing.
My original pick for him, andthe only reason I based this was

(01:15:35):
because of one fucking gang and itwas a fucking shit show of a game.
But it was against a fucking Powerfive school. Because it's another fucking
player that I said, they offerhyped him. Kansas City needed a corner.
I had them taking the corner.Originally the corner wasn't and it's Rake
Shaw Junior from Missouri, because I'mlike ansa city stretch it. But I

(01:16:01):
kept saying, you know, Imean the ESPN in there saying, oh,
he's this best available corner, andhe was the only I can't say
he needs a corner. He's thebest available and last but not least.
I still had Nate Wiggins on theboard, so I said, they take
him yang. He dropped, Yeah, he dropped. He dropped. But
let's be honest, of all theteams that would that would like to get
him, I think the Chiefs totake if he's availabley thirty two yep,

(01:16:27):
and is literally gonna throw his burgerdown and be like, it's Nate Wiggans
not just throwing his burger down,that bitch and going he's gonna have a
burger here. He's like, he'sgoing to open that burger and it's gonna
say draft him right on the Chiefdraft, Oh, I gotta do the
thing. Hold on, let medo the thing, hold on, pop

(01:16:48):
it up. Hit the play.You guys don't want to do the second
did you have a second round?You would have the second round. No,
brother, No, I don't thinkthat hard. I think hard,
but not that hard. Next Thursdayis kind of a holiday, so it's

(01:17:10):
kind of a holiday. Kind ofa holiday. It is holiday, So
the second round. I really mighttake Friday off work. I'm going to
be a good half day on Friday. I don't work Fridays. I was
gonna say, just since he's gotthe whole second round done in the Browns,

(01:17:30):
did the brown the ground? Holdon? Hold on for the Browns.
Peyton Wilson, he has a stunt. He's the best linemaker in the
class. He I have a bigboard. Okay, if you breaking news,
I have a big board. Ihave sixty four on my big board.
So far he's number twenty five.He's a studies faster than ship,
great in the running and great inthe past. We need him sum for

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you guys. Yeah, now,would you have I'm trying to think grammatically.
Are you drafting him to be ahybrid like Joker? Are you drafting
him to be a full fledged lineback? Listen, Jim Schwartz is a crazy
motherfucker. He is a crazy motherso he can make him work somewhere.

(01:18:15):
Just trying to fight because we lostWatt style like he could almost do that
where he could drop down as anedge. No, I don't think so.
I think we lost Taki Taki andAnthony Walker. That wasn't too much.
But he starts in one of theirspots. He starts in one of
their spots, is what I'm saying. Okay, I see that's a plug
right in start down. I wastrying to figure out his argument for that,

(01:18:38):
but I like it. So I'mgonna give Racelan some Racelan some love.
I forgot about it. We'll runthrough it really quick. He had
kill Williams at one, Drag Mayotttwo, Jaydeen Daniels at three. Uh,
number four, he has his Cardinalsgetting Marvin Harrison Junior and number five
absolutely number five Moleague Neighbors to thet Argers, Roma Doonza to the Giants

(01:19:01):
for six, Titans at seven withJoe Walt Dallas Turner from Alabama to the
Falcons at eight, Jared Versus tothe Bears at nine, Brock Bowers of
the Jets of tenth JJ two theVikings at eleven, Michael Pennix Junior to
the Broncos. Wow. What atwows no stop and the reason number thirteen

(01:19:27):
he as Queenyon Mitchell going to theRaiders, okay uh Tales Flagu Flaga to
the Saints at fourteen, Cooper deJean to the Colts at fifteen, number
sixteen, Jackson Power Johnson to theSeahawks seventeen, Jaguars Terry On Arnold eighteen,
Bengals with Byron Murphy nineteen, theRams with Latu Latou or Leatu Latu

(01:19:54):
twenty, Steelers with Troy fot Fontanutwenty one. That makes no sense for
Shanhu. No, the Fontano doesnot make any sense with the Steelers.
Can he flex to a center?Yeah? He can can next, but
uh Vashanu twenty one. Olu Vashanutwenty one to the Dolphins twenty two,

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Eagles Nate Wiggans twenty three, JusonNewton to the Vikings twenty four. The
Cowboys get JC Latham twenty five.The Packers get mimes Amarius Mims twenty six,
The Buccaneers get kool Aid McKinstry twentyseven, twenty seven. The Cardinals

(01:20:38):
get Brian Thompson Junior Wow twenty eight. The Bills get a don A Mitchell
twenty nine Chop Robinson to the Lions. Fuck thirty Troy Franklin to the Ravens.
Thirty one San Francisco gets Graham Bartonand thirty two Tyler Geiton to inside.
Guy. I'm reading they need allfive have the forty, Yeah,

(01:21:02):
they need all five. No,I'm no, it's not Yeah, they
have a bottom ten line in theleague. What team? I'm sorry,
I was kind of San Francisco.N Yeah, that kind of was their
weak point last year. It wasexploited during the Super Bowl exactly by by

(01:21:27):
other than Christ who got paid gotpaid? All right, gentlemen, So
I hate to continue this conversation moreinto a different sport, but I feel
like we need to talk about theseguardians. I know we're in a draft,
we're in a draft special, butwe got we got a few minutes.
We have to talk about the fact. Can we take a slight piss

(01:21:50):
break. We can absolutely take apiss break. We will be right back.
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(01:22:13):
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break. I had to throw somepizza down my gullet for a second.
I understand it, but gentlemen,I do need to take a minute,
and we need to talk about whatis going on in Cleveland right now.

(01:22:36):
For the fact that the Guardians areplaying that my list is looking really good
right now. Never did I thinkthat we would take one from New York.
No, I didn't think that washappening. No, let alone.
We almost had the chance to taketwo. Yeah, that should we should
have had. And then we showedBoston who's boss exactly. Yeah, we

(01:22:59):
we took three and Austin that's insane. Hey, that double play in New
York was fucking beautiful, absolutely insane. I gotta see that one live because
I was out the game on Ohthat she was crazy, said that fuck
the Yankees. I'm like, yeah, yeah, and uh on Saturday afternoon
I saw him miss two freaking easypop ups. So but it was the
wind was bad, the sun Iget it, But I don't know,

(01:23:23):
can just major league team, youknow, But guys, this is the
best start Cleveland's ever had. DearGod, probably like the mid nineties or
something, is what they said.Or when when have we seen the Indians
Guardians franchise ever do this well inApril? Not in even with Tito not

(01:23:46):
we were lucky to get out withfive wins. Yeah, April is always
our starter month. We gotta findour fucking rhythm. Yeah, I'm just
I don't know, I'm excited withWhat did you think of the renovation since
you've seen them firsthand? I thinkthat right field looks awesome. I like
the I mean, you love thehaving the retired numbers up there, but

(01:24:12):
they put them behind home plates sothey're still there. You know. The
big dumbass shipping containers are out ofthere. It's open. You know.
There's something about the shipping containers thoughthat I'm just I'm gonna remember forever.
Yeah, I'm gonna be sitting ina rocking chair telling my grandkids about those
fucking ship containers for suresher Field.I just think the vibe is better.

(01:24:32):
There's all that standing room up there. They're gonna keep doing renovations up there.
You know, they've got the rooftopbar whatever going on up there,
so that it's not, Oh I'mI'm up in the upper deck. I'm
in the nosebleeds. I can't doanything unless I go down. Yeah,
now, I'm right there, youknow, I'm right there at the party.
They're building a stadium that is morebased on a playoff baseball team exactly

(01:24:56):
to be a bit of to bea consistent playoff baseball team, you have
to to be able to host one, right, And I think that that's
what's truly going on with the standingroom. Cleland's learning to spend money.
Oh my gosh, the city ofCleveland spending money. Cleveland and spending money,
do they belong in the sentence together? I guess it's startingly. I
just I just I just saw onTwitter earlier today. If it's very early,

(01:25:23):
yes, but if the Guardians makethe playoffs, it'll be the first
time period that the Cavs, Browns, and Guardians have all made the postseason
in the same yesh, not forgentlemen. That's that's crazy to think about.
And I know we're crazy early andwe're already dealing with stupid injuries.

(01:25:45):
You know, Shane's done for theyear, Stephan's done for the year.
But we're making it work. That'swhy I have them. I'm wearing shorts
under my sweats right now. Ineed new pants. And you know what's
even crazier. With the number onerecord in the MLB, we have the
number one pick in the draft.He has the normal pick of the draft,
I know. And we got dudesin college about to break the home

(01:26:09):
run record. Come on, bringthem. Give me that kid from Georgia
that's got like twenty six bombs rightnow, bring me Cleveland, right,
gimme Manzardo and give me the latter. Dude. It feels like twenty sixteen.
It feels like twenty sixteen all overit. And you just wow,
I just thought that Lake Breeze rightnow after twenty sixteen that we wanted.

(01:26:32):
It feels like twenty sixteen before thedelay. Well, the Calves have to
win a championship. Hey, listen, you know what, Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, question, it'snot right there, it's right there,
it's right there. Okay, waita minute. If the Calves somehow
did that, or Lebron Lebron wona championship, or Kyrie. You know

(01:26:55):
you could add it up, areyou there? There's a lot of ways
to do this. Whusse was onthat team on the bench. Somebody Tristan
Thompson is back on the Cavs.Hey listen, okay man, But yeah,
we'll make the dream work. Rightnow, Stephen Kwan could realistically lead
the league in average and or hits. Why can't Why not? Now?

(01:27:15):
My fear with Stephen Kwan though he'sgoing to be in a w indoor situation
very soon. Yeah, he's notup for a little while though, you're
but Naylor is very soon. Weshould have extended him in this offseason.
And now he's hitting like three fortyfive. He's gonna want and now instead
of getting paid, he's gonna getfucking paid. Yeah, and it might

(01:27:35):
yeah, it might not be byDolan because he doesn't know about that.
Yeah, it's like they're starting tolearn how to do it. Though.
I hope so, I hope so. But but you say that, but
in the same sense, you don'tbecause we didn't offer Jose as much as
New York or Boston or LA whatright? But but does Naylor have the

(01:27:59):
loyalty that Jose does? We didn'tdraft Naylor. Yeah, he came in
to trade. Yeah, you know, Jose's got the loyal because we drafted
that dude at freaking seventeen out ofI don't remember what country he's from,
but which jo Jose? Yeah ishe Dominican? Huh? J j Yeah?

(01:28:23):
Yeah, I thought you were talkingabout the Nailors. I'm like,
they're from Canada, right, Butwherever Jose's from, we gave him that
shot out of there. Yeah,Naylor, Naylor was already there. Naylor
was in San Diego and we wentNaylor. I think could become a Jay
Ram situation, depending on if money'sflowing, especially like especially like why wouldn't
think both of them can get Whywouldn't you want to keep playing with your

(01:28:44):
brother? Exactly? Know, Clevelandcould go get Miles. Will they pay
Miles Will? Well? Will theylike gold Miles because he's in the A's
right, isn't he? Yeah?But he's he's real young, so just
give him, like talk about it, give him freaking Mariano's garbage ass back
real quick. Josees from the DominicanRepublic. I thought was in republic.

(01:29:04):
Thank you, thank you, thankyou, But yeah, I just a
lot of positives right now. Justgot to figure it out and keep the
bats rolling. That's the only issue. Keep the bats rolling, and maybe
get another picture because we got theone. Was that Tuesday afternoon, I
think it was Tuesday afternoon. Wegot a we got a picture. Yeah,
if he's a reliever, though he'snot a starter. We need we

(01:29:25):
need a starter because, like Ilove Cookie, but he's three hundred and
thirty three years old. He's notgonna last all not gonna last either.
I'm surprised. I'm surprised. Hewent six innings the other day. His
outing, his first outing of theseason, was not going. Now again,
our fielding did not help. Ourfielding did not help, but it

(01:29:47):
was not what he's is needed.But he's been through the fucking runs.
He's looked surprisingly not terrible despite losingit because he's lost like what, six
miles an hour off his fastball andhe was in Cleveland. Yes, that's
just because he's old, you know, but he also fought cancer, right
exactly, So the fact that he'sonly throwing six down, I'm right,

(01:30:09):
right, But he's got he's gotthat experience, so he's making it work
in other ways, you know,just like I mean, just like Bieber
was. Biaber used to throw ninetyfive ninety six. Now he's sitting at
ninety one ninety two and he's stillfreaking twenty strakeouts and no run well.
And I hate to be the guyto tell you, but he's not throwing
them right now. But we don'twant to talk about it. Yeah,
that's a that's a tough one,and that that scares me. Yeah,

(01:30:31):
Dylan's if you're listening, re signthat motherfucker because he's gonna be phrasing this
offseason. Yeah, I want tobe back. I think they were trying
to do what they'd always do withtheir ace. I think they were trying
to do what they always do withthe ace. Yeah, Clueber, trade
him at the deadline, Trade himat the deadline before they get injured,
and then they'll go somewhere and getinjured. But sadly enough, he got

(01:30:53):
injured. Because it's it's their what, it's their life. So I hate
it. I don't understand why wecan't just pay somebody. Absolutely, I'm
gonna go back to the Cookie situation. I think Cookie was a clubhouse by.
Yeah, Cookie was a clubhouse byand so was Hedges because he cookie
was a clubhouse, could possibly retirementby yeah, put a number up kind
of a vibe he hedges on,I think, And he's a good he's

(01:31:16):
an experienced catcher because like we wehave Bo and Bo is great. Was
the franchise guy. Yeah, absolutely, but he can't catch one hundred and
sixty two games and Hedges can't hita fucking head, right, So maybe
a catcher that can do that marathonand I'll call him god. Uh.
There were very few, Yeah,but that was the past, not in
our era. Everybody's got tack breaks. Now what about posy problems? Yeah,

(01:31:45):
yeah, that that makes sense.Like like YACHTI was probably close,
but like everybody takes breaks. Yachtyhad the most games caught. He caught
a hundred. He got more thanone hundred. I think I think it
was one hundred average, one hundredand forty. His highness his average,
that's insane. Only sitting twenty twogames in the season. His average was

(01:32:06):
one hundred after that's maybe taking onegame a week. Yeah, because like
playing you know, first base orDH and and playing one hundred and fifty
some games is one thing, butplaying catcher for eight or nine innings.
I can't do it for a funnygame exactly. Well, now if you
think about it now, it's goingto be easier. When Yachty was playing,
there was no time limit. Yeah, he was crouched for three fucking

(01:32:30):
hours. Speaking of which I don'tknow how much you guys have talked about
that, but the pitch clock.But is it fucking some ship up?
Yeah, like like it's good forbaseball to speed the game up. I'm
sure it's bringing more viewership both twogames and on TV. But you cannot
have there's like ten aces down forthe year already with Tommy john Within flared

(01:32:55):
elbows or whatever. They got somethingand you can't make it longer or something.
I think we talked about this atthe end of last season. An
extension of at least fifteen seconds,or we're really gonna see first thing in
advance in arm therapy that could benext, or or you go maybe but

(01:33:16):
like that movie's been sitting out offive starter rotation for however, the songs
that maybe you go to a sixstarter rotation, you know, yeah,
six or seven, I mean notnot like all the time by majority of
the league. I'm saying, likemaybe that's maybe that's the moon. Now
all I gotta say, major leagueyou know my number, you know my

(01:33:38):
number? We got we got themmodalities, we got them arm modalities.
Do you know my number? Two? Dude, that'd be that'd be a
dream, a dream being a freakingarm therapist or just an upper extremity therapist
in the major leagues being that'd beso fun. A baseball strength coach,

(01:33:59):
I've heard the the glorious of youtravel everywhere and they don't really lift,
but when they do lift, it'sfun. But they really just do a
lot of banded exercises and stuff.Because it's a hundred sixty two games.
Yeah, what do you actually havetime? Never exactly all Star break?
Yeah, But to be honest withyou, if you're that fucking good,

(01:34:20):
you're playing the All Star Game.Yeah. Oh sure, we're resting.
Well, let's keep these high hopesup. It's one hundred and sixty two
game marathon and the Guardians are lookingspectacular. Yes, yes, yeah,
it's a marathon, not a sprint. Renovations are looking good. Guardians are
looking good. Stephen vote step greatgaber Arius in center field? Yes,

(01:34:44):
yes please, that was kind ofcrazy. Yeah, like freeman and center
field. This chart of the year. We're like, huh, that's interesting.
But then ARIUS like it because likeI love Tito. No, this
is this is not me taking shotsat Tito. Yeah, but no,
in the past, Tito would havehot dudes, like four or five game
hidden streaks and then we get toa left handed matchup or whatever, bench

(01:35:08):
bang right on the bench, youknow, like, no hesitation. He's
the stats guy, right and voteis you're hot, You're playing somewhere.
Fuck it, Well, we willfigure it out. You will figure out
how to play this position. Youknow. Yeah, it's working. I
think the other thing is as well. Other than that is just the fact
that they're gonna start shopping guys soonbecause we need a starting pitcher. Yeah,

(01:35:30):
we do. Because Baber's done.Mackenzie is pitching with an injury.
You know. Did you see that? Yeah, that he chose therapy instead
of surgery and now he's pitching withit and it has not a Condar.
You want to start the year,I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm
gonna open a stitch conversation that wewe had about a year ago, maybe
two two years ago. Baker verysimilar very similar situation there, m well

(01:35:57):
in terms of the fact that you'rechoosing to play instead of getting healthy.
Yeah, so I just I don'tknow. And Gavin Williams, Yeah,
he's what he's on the album withthe fifteen day or maybe thirty. He
should be coming back soon. Yeah, I was think of fifteen. He
was on the fifteen. But Iwould rather him come back one hundred percent
than come back too early. Yeah, because we can move in April.
It's yeah, it's April. Yeah, but we don't want guys hurt in

(01:36:20):
April that can't play in October whenwe want to be playing. Absolutely,
one hundred percent agreed and all rightnow, it's all positive. Sure you
got anything on your I also wantto say I got a hot take here.
I think Mason win is going tobe the best shortstopping about five years
in baseball. I'm gonna say thatright here. That's a ballsy statement,

(01:36:42):
hot take, hot take. Iagree, it's a hot take, but
I believe it. Getting coached bythe Wizard and Brandon Crawford are two great
defensive guys to learn from. Andhe's hitting three twenty something, three thirty
something right now. He's the onlyone doing great on the Cardinals. So
there's that. They're just happy tobe here. Paul can't hit a barn

(01:37:06):
and Lancelin weighs seven hundred pounds andwould rather give up five hundred and seven
foot homers instead of giving instead ofdropping, instead of someone dropping a bunt
because he is so fat he can'tmake it to the bun. He doesn't
want to have to work. Likelisten, I love Lanceln. I think

(01:37:29):
he did, maybe, but Ilove Lancelin with a passion. But gosh
darn it. Could allowing every homerun to get hit in the world.
I mean last year he had nota bat auri but allowed the most home
runs. He either gets you outor allows a home run, and the
rest of the Cardinal's pitching staff I'mbetter than. So there's that. Yeah.

(01:37:51):
I And we're somehow about five hundredI don't know, I really don't
know early. Yeah, And there'ssome really bad teams. There's a lot
of teams not playing well right now. Contrera's got benched for the rookie.
So he was a guy I thoughtI was gonna perfectly take over yachty spot.

(01:38:11):
Now he's riding Pine so that's great. Mm hmm. Anymore baseball.
Yeah, I have a baseball hottake. You can delete it if you
want because this might this might firesome people. I might not be allowed
to say this, but I thinkTrevor Baddies is a shot in the league.
No, I won't delete that.You're fine. Why his case clear?

(01:38:33):
His cases have been cleared and he'sgetting reimbursement because one of them went
federal. Yeah, yeah, oneof them went federal A lot. I'd
bring him back right now. No, I think he Does he come back
to Cleveland? Absolutely? Is hea complete nutcase? Yes? But is
he a decent athlete? Absolutely?Yes, he's hilarious TikTok. But does

(01:38:58):
he come back to Cleveland? Absolutelynot. Tito's gone. It's much more
than Tito's making calls that nobody knowsabout. Let's be on technically right,
but Tita's not on the bench everyday. But when they have a cast
we didn't have willis when we hadBower. When Antonetti has a question and
cheering Off has a question, theygo to vote and then they go to

(01:39:21):
Tito and they get both of thoseopinions, and then then they work from
there. Well, the good thingis vote to catcher. Yes, so
he should understand that Bower deserves ashot because his last year in the league
he won a damn Cy Young.You know, I think all this bullshit
started and then he you know,I think the biggest thing that they're worried

(01:39:44):
about is him being a basket case, because he truly is. That's hardest
to worry about with him. That'sfine. You got you got crazy motherfuckers
that are legends. Ray Lewis isone of the craziest dudes of all time.
He's got a freaking gold jacket though, Let's be honest. Nolan Nolan
Ryan whooped ass. Nolan Ryan whoopedass, and he's the best picture of

(01:40:04):
all time. Ellis threw a perfectgame. You can be crazy and win.
Josh Naylor is goddamn crazy. Yeah. Have you seen that motherfucker play
the White Sox. He's pissed theentire game every single time. He hates
him. You've seen both season.Yeah, exactly, I get it.

(01:40:29):
I just I don't know. It'llbe interesting to see what happens where he
goes. He'll get paid. He'sgonna get paid to go wherever he goes.
He has said that he'll take aminimum. That's what. That's why
I don't understand why he hasn't beenside. He has been out and said,
I will take a league minimum toplay for anybody in the MLB right
now. I think the problem isnobody has the balls to do it yet,

(01:40:49):
right Someone's gotta do it. Someone'sgotta take the shot, you know,
someone's gotta be someone's got to bewinning and down on their luck and
and take a chance on him,you know. So, I know,
I think that's a good hot take. I think that's that's good and doesn't
need to be anyway removed at all. But thank you for saying that,

(01:41:10):
though, Guys, anything else beforewe move on. Baseball's fun right now,
Hockey, basketball, baseball, It'sall fun right now. And football
is technically starting back up with thedraft. Let's be honest, we did
yeh. Julian's saying, yeah,that spring game, uh brought a lot

(01:41:36):
to mind. They've got they've gota lot to talk about in terms of
the quarterback situation. I think it'sa three way battle. Howard Brown saying
that's the guys. I don't thinkit's keen holes. I think he's on
Iowa. I don't think it's Nolan, because if they was going to be
Nolan, they would have played him. Take any freaking He's gonna red shirt

(01:42:00):
and just enjoys freshman year on campus. It's already Howard is my one.
Okay. I've seen a lot onon Twitter and stuff that he is not
currently winning and the spring portal isopen right now. That's why we lost
Hayden. Spring portal is open forthe next couple weeks or whatever. Yeah,

(01:42:21):
so I've seen that if he isnot winning by the end of April,
and he'll jump in there because thisis it. He's he played four
years of Kansas State. Uh,this is it. This is his last
year. If he's not right,if he is not QB one in Columbus,
he has no reason not the transferbecause he can't sit behind anybody and

(01:42:42):
expect to play next year, youknow, because and also, let's be
honest, no one's gonna get itnext year or well if those guys get
moving on, but saying's gonna getit. That's that's the thing that like
that sucks for this too much ofa line. That's the thing that sucks
for Nolan is he's gonna train.It's for out someday because him and Saying
are in the same class. They'reboth they're both freshmen right now, in

(01:43:05):
the same class. He's not goingto beat it saying it's too good.
Well, no one will red shirtprobably this year, do you think Saying
a red shirt? Then this yeartoo if he doesn't win the job,
Hill red shirt no reason, youknow, And then you get two years
of Saying and then by then ishe going to stay for three years on

(01:43:29):
the bench when he's a five star? I don't think so. Oh he
got up to five. I knowhe's a four. Yeah, he got
up to a five like right beforethen the end of the season. Yeah,
I'd be worried about where he goes. That's about all. That's all
I got to know. He's good, he's solid, just like but like
the rooms just too crowded, justlike Montgomery, the Findlay kid that committed

(01:43:54):
today or yesterday whenever it was toGeorgia. Georgia. Yeah, and his
older brother Luke just told him,like, at least according to Twitter,
Luke told him straight up, don'tcome here because the room's too crowded and
you're not going to beat out something, right, But there was also they
did an interview with Ryan, sayyou need him? Of course you're not.
Twitter gets someone on Twitter said Ryandoesn't want to play football with his

(01:44:15):
brother or vice versa. But it'salso again look at the quarterback room.
It was reports were shown that hemay have went he was going to go
to Auburn because of the program downthere, right Ayana Haunch. He was
gonna play SEC regardless, and Ithink Georgia was the best bet. Why
not get down there? Why notsit behind Carson Beck for one season?

(01:44:35):
Why not sit behind Gunner and battleGunner for the starting job? Right,
and Saint Clair is better than himin next year's class anyways, So he
would be in the same boat thatno one's in now with saying that he's
just not going to win the job. You know, yeah, it'll be
interesting. But I a lot oftalks about Ohio State being a really good

(01:44:58):
team next year, defenses bringing backeverything. Yeah literally, yeah literally except
for Michael that's it, Yeah,you know which, and he underperformed.
You know, we got guys that'llstep right in there the same thing he
did well, And you're going tosee it this weekend. Well not this
weekend because technically it's a weekend,but next weekend you're going to see that

(01:45:19):
that he underperformed. So he wasa first round projection at the start of
the year and now he might freakingslip to the third round. Yeah,
you know, so possible. FourthYeah. Well, I don't know if
you guys have much else to say, but my my final closing bit before
we get moved along to our lastbit is Chase Claypool was put into conversations

(01:45:43):
for the Saskatchewan rough Riders. Didyou guys see that today? Remember back
in the day we used to callhim trash. Remember when the Bears traded
the second round pick for that dude? Yes, yeah, he is put
in for Negotia Asians or something alongthose lines for the Saskatchewan rememb when he
called himself Canadian Megatron, Yeah,yeah, is about to happen. Yeah,

(01:46:13):
and I guarantee his askets benched overin Canada too. I hope you
like Timmy hose Bud maybe maybe TrevorHarrison throw. I was getting ready to
say, well of the journey men, yeah from Cincinnati. Hope you convert
to the metric system. Fucking leaderof Cola. We're Eagles for football field.

(01:46:39):
What are they over there. Ohyou don't know with metric, well
with standard, it's Eagles per footballfield. I don't know if you guys
said it yet said it when ithappened, but I'll say it. Tony
Alfred going to Michigan. Oh yeah, No, we kind of just let

(01:47:06):
that one slide. That's garbage.You could have went anywhere in the country.
Yeah, you're fucking riding. You'relike ship were here. Actually perform?
Shut up? No, al right, well you know what time it

(01:47:26):
is. Are you ready for DBSthree? I got my three. I
just need to pick the order,all right, damn it. So we
all had to commutatively figure out whatwe were gonna do for this. Yes,

(01:47:50):
we found out sweet treats, sweetice cream. This could be donuts,
This could be anything you'd go forads night when you're drunk high.
I don't give a fuck what youdo. It's twenty twenty four. There's
kids fucking trying to find ketamine andfucking sticking You heard this. This is
weird. There's kids fucking sticking zinpouches in there like dudes sticking it in

(01:48:14):
under their foreskin. Bro cut down, Swear to god, here's to say
Okay, so let's talk about it. Let's try for half a second.
Do you fucking know, don't youknow? Yeah, that's what they all
say on social media. I swearto god it was on Instagram. Whip

(01:48:36):
it out, do what I'm on. TikTok first, live TikTok. Right
there, boys, whatever you findyour fancy to find that sweet treat breakfast,
lunch, dinner, late night,or if you're like me, wake
up at three am, like Patrick, oh boy, three am. I

(01:48:59):
just want to know what it is, and it cannot be the same thing.
You give me three ice cream placesice creams, I'll smack you.
You give me two donuts, I'llsmack you. It has to be one
or the other. Dang, youcan't have honorable mentions too, what you
can? Oh? Okay, Iwas getting ready to say, I'm like,
fucking honorable mention. I have honorablementions. I don't know if any

(01:49:19):
of you guys are good. Youstart with three, you don't start with
one. See this is where wereverse. This is the reverse. I
knew it earlier. Okay, numberthree, I'm gonna go with Okay,
hear me out. The cinnamon rollsfrom Hamburger in. Oh yeah, that's

(01:49:42):
a good move. That's the vibe. Sorry, sorry, okay, in
a minute, Ladies number two.Okay, this is very specific. At
least the first time, okay,the very first time I had this,
he was like twelve years old.It is fantastic peanut butter toast with syrup
on it, yerrup. Zane Dine'sgrandma made that for us one time.

(01:50:05):
Fantastic. You freaking cut it upto see you like waffles. Awesome.
I always did brown sugar, notzerru. And number one the powdered sugar
brownies from CC's Oh my god,oh my lists. My that's that's like

(01:50:30):
a top five list with the Hamburgerand it's number one. That's crazy.
That's crazy gullible sweet treats. Allright. Also real quick about the toast.
We always did cinnamon, sugar,Yeah, cinnamon, we did brown
sugar. Sound brown sugar and cinnamon. So my list, I have two

(01:50:50):
honorable mentions. Quick there gas stationpickups. It's anything gummy like Starburst gummies,
any of those for a quick pickupor a heat bar. I love
heath bars, old Man. Interesting. Hey, I almost had almond Joys.
So there's that, which but Numberthree would be the s'mores donut from

(01:51:14):
UDF. It is a Smores donutwith graham cracker topping, marshmallow stuffing,
chocolate gullies. You had a donutwithores? Yeah, it is amazing.
Okay. My number two is theBattling Bishop from Wits Ice from Wits in
Delaware. What is this? It'sraspberry, macadamia, white chocolate, and

(01:51:38):
vanilla all mixed up from Wits.If you go, it's their best item.
I recommend getting it. It's calledthe Battling Bishop. Yeah for Ohio
Westland. Yeah, Ohio Westland.It's the one in Delaware. Yeah it
is. I it's not it's notice cream. It's better than any ice
c write that down. Get ina big because you don't want to run

(01:52:00):
out of it. Okay. Andmy number one Churm had it in the
wrong place to no offense. That'sthe only thing I didn't like about your
list. It's the warmed up withbutter on top cinnamon a roll from Hamburger
in. It has to be warmed, has to have the little butter on
top, It has to have themaple glaze. Well obviously, yeah,
they all come with it. Yeah, No, for a while, they

(01:52:20):
didn't do it. Ah damn,I didn't. For a while they didn't
do it. Well, they're doingit again, and they have the maple
glaze on top. But it hasto be warmed up, and it has
to have butter on it. Don'tbe a nerd and get the seminal French
toast. Just get this all andby warmed up. For those that don't
know that Hamburger In is one ofthe oldest diners in Delaware. It is

(01:52:40):
the oldest diner in Ohio. Okay, there's my answer. I thought I
was getting close to warm them up. They put them on the griddle with
a and that griddle is slathered inbutter. Yep. And then they put
even more butter on top, andit's melting and flowing over it. They
also make their French toast out ofit. Oh yeah, I'd recommend.
I'm just getting three centin rules insteadof the c French toast, because the

(01:53:03):
French toast kind of ruins the cinnamonrule. No, it doesn't. It's
three semon rules for the French toastor two cut up three. It's three
three, Chris. It sounds likeI need to go back to Hamburger and
that's been a while, like seventhe past two weeks. You could put
some weight on eating there, ohfor sure. So all right, so

(01:53:26):
my top three sweet treats, andI'm just gonna go follow the keep a
simple stupid method. So fair enough, I'll do a candy at number three,
just bike of aush for it.U see at my house, I'm
sure when you guys were over yousaw it. I have a big tub
of them and them's usually it's milkchocolate, big top of them there,

(01:53:47):
quick snack on and stuff usually goto number two. Oh I hadn't then
lost it, you know. It'sprobably the sinnamon erals from Hamburger in it's
been a while since I had them. And then number one, which is

(01:54:08):
my older reliable It is a SundayHershey pie I get at the store Sunday.
Where do you get that at theSunday It's uh, it used to
be it's a man with Hershey's chocolate. It's a chocolate cream pie. They
call it Hershey Sunday Pie. Ifyou got a Burger King any order food

(01:54:28):
their desserts, they have Hershey Sundayso that they kind of went, yeah,
they kind of went to a differentname. But at ekay have it
your way, dear roll Yeah,okay, at the store it's the and
I believe the brand name is Edmonds. I can't remember, but I always
get it and every time I bodywon it usually lasts at least two hours.

(01:54:54):
Okay, all right, But likeI said, I went basic,
so don't I modified my list sothat I can have your moment for your
number one. I watched, soI don't know, do you remember I
know your number one? Okay,let's I bought you your number one once

(01:55:14):
or twice. I've seen you cuddlethis and if it's not on your list
anywhere, I have a lot ofquestions, actually, because I just scratched
it off as my number three toallow you to have your moment to run.
Actually, I think we may beon two different planets right now.
But if we're on two different planetsright now, I'm gonna be thoroughly upset.
Yeah, number one, I II got this for you one time,

(01:55:39):
and I think you literally immediately grabbedit. When I got this.
You're gonna have to jog my memory, but you're fine. It was it
was actually last year at the draft. Wow, you really don't remember.
That was a rough night for you. So here's my two honorable men drink
beer. Oh yeah, honorable mention. Uh, let's talk about the cinnamon,

(01:56:00):
the lights and Taco bell I likethose everybody said, okay, discontinued
item on this conversation is that cinemafor McDonald's from the early two thousand.
Yes, my god, I hadto make sure I got the name right.
I had to look it up justto double check because I just remember
that square dish at eight thirty a. M oh, what a time to

(01:56:24):
be alive with warm, gooey thbiggest downgrade in in all of fast food
desserts was going to a sinmonal,get him out the freezer, putting in
the microwave. They came in abox. Oh, just peel the plastic.

(01:56:45):
Bang. Did they come in theactual trays and you just put the
tray in? Yep? Damn.Fuck those hits so hard. For some
reason, it's like the burritos,like the bullshit that they do to fucking
cook them, because it's microwave fuckingamazing. Three on the list. I
dropped my number three, So again, hopefully you can figure the fuck out
the Holy cow chocolate cake from BobEvans The Holy They have a double layer

(01:57:11):
chocolate cake that comes with ice creamand hot fudge and they have a little
chocolate cow that they put on topof it to garnish it. That's awesome.
It's fucking amazing. And if youget it when it's warmed up for
the cake and the ice cream isstill frozen, perfect. Holy God,
that is what dreams have made of. Number two is my and I had

(01:57:32):
I switched my number one because Idon't believe it deserves the number one spot.
But it will be my go toat every ice cream place for the
rest of my life, and thatwill be a blue raspberry slushy exclusively.
Number one will be from the Jersey, but a blue raspberry slushy will be
number two on my deserts list.Uh, do you do a Tornado with
the vanilla ice cream? Uh?Actually, if I do, I will

(01:57:53):
actually get a cherry slushy with chocolateice cream and do a chocolate covered cherry.
Or I'll do strawberry with chocolate coveredstrawberry. Yes. Now, if
they have like specialty ice creams andthey have the blue raspberry ice cream for
like the weak or whatever, thejersey. Yeah, that's when I'll do
that. But it's based on theice cream that's on tap number one.

(01:58:13):
Another discontinued item for the fact thatthe restaurant. I think there might be
one left in the in the country, Godfather's Dessert pizza. Yeah, it's
just blue du Yeah. I don'tthink you understand there's one left. Where
is it in Ohio? Chilli Coffeeis the Chili Coffee Circleville. It might
be a circleville, but yeah,oh that's where it is. Probably then

(01:58:38):
where Fairborn an road trip road trip, so I will literally just stay and
get five extra large cinnamon dessert pizza. Yeah, there's one Born and then
the one within the silk. Worstpart of it all when I worked at
twenty nine, we had a guythat had like thirty years of cooking experience.

(01:58:59):
He knew how to make that recipeand he made it for us and
he would fire pizza it. Whywould he fired that? Two guys never
do that. He did it onceand he didn't tell me the recipe on
how to do the crumble and Ican't remember how to do tumble. Oh
my god. He showed me howto do the struicel crust and it and
it was spot on. But wewould fire pizza it and it was it
was so much better. I'm pissed. I I gotta look up struel crust.

(01:59:25):
Oh honorable mention as well. Uh, he won't know, and you
might not know because you weren't therelong enough. Hell yeah, I knew
as soon as he started saying thatthat means to be number one from life,
honestly, er one. That that'sprobably like god, dear, because

(01:59:47):
you just took me back apple fired. You forgot that you went there.
That's that's that's doubles right there,all right, So I guess it's Wow,
it's memory lane and the worst partI taste it right now. I
just came out of the fucking backof the backwoods right there and just said,

(02:00:10):
fuck it, dude, amazing.I probably am not going to get
it. I'm gonna be honest,because it's been a while. Somebody had
the recipe from her, and Ithink it was my mom. I got
asked to try to. She gavethe recipe to my my mom, and
I think your mom, I needto get it, but lost it.
I think my mom lost it.Preds on face plack. Maybe I just
asking for it. I'm down tomaking me. Would have to be just

(02:00:36):
a Wendy's Frosty. Okay, it'sjust something I can which one chocolate gotta
go with the original. Vanilla's good. I'm a psychopath. I really like
vanilla because I'm putting in an honorablemention because my number three orange one.
No, did you know in theDominican Republic they're doing a mango to heen.

(02:01:00):
I was hearing about they're doing amango. I don't. I don't
think that's going to make it herethough, but my number three would probably
have to be from Wits. It'sthe fluffer Nutter ice cream. It's peanut
butter, marshmallow and vanilla ice cream. Dude, I will go buy a
tuch like tubs of this and goup and get two scoops and then eat

(02:01:25):
the two scoops and then start eatingthe tub on the way to my car.
It's like my guilty pleasure. Ilove peanut butter and I love marshmallow.
Hey, I like marshmallows, man, So I try not to copy
a lot of people. That's whythis is actually making it hard for me.
Now, you guys have some reallygood ones. Dude, you guys
really have some good ones. Pissed, I pissed. If it doesn't pop

(02:01:47):
out, it's probably not going tobecause oh man, I lost my number
two. I lost it. Uhyou know, I'll steal it from you.
Number two has to be that Godfather'spizza. It has to be.
And actually my number one is probablythe one thing that I would go out

(02:02:09):
of my way and go get allthe time, and I'm probably not gonna
get it. I will devour afour pack of cinnamon cinnamon rolls like a
fat kid eating chocolate cake. Whatwas it, motherfucker? You almost had
sexual relations with a box of RiceKrispy Treats one year ago from this fucking
day, motherfucker, I was talkingabout how much you love Marshmallows. I

(02:02:33):
love Mark. Yes, it wasa twenty four box of Rice Crispy Treats.
I never saw it again, youdid not. I do love those
home style those homestyle rife change trees, life change sugar ones are life changing.
But here's the thing, so megrowing up a little backstory. I

(02:02:53):
didn't get to grow up with alot of chocolate because my parents, well
my mom thought that the chocolate andthe sugar would keep me up. So
like with me, I could gowithout chocolate other than Wendy's Frosty. I
do like Wendy's Frosty's. But actually, if I did remember my number two
now gn R Pies all the broI'm sorry, you know that case your

(02:03:19):
Godfather's pizza down to honorable mention,GNR cream pies bro. The chocolate,
peanut butter, the chocolate, thepumpkin, you name it, the coconut,
the banana, I've had them all. You makes it a better day.
So much of a better day.I do thoroughly enjoy the hamburger and

(02:03:40):
cinnamon rolls with problem is all thatgrease gives me a lot of heartburn,
I am, but that's why Ican go to Cinnabon and say, hey,
can I get a warm four pack? They'll pack four of them in
a pack and they'll be gone bythe time I hit the parking lot.
Silver sneakers, yep, Senior coffeereal quick. I just want to say,
chocolate overrated. I can go adistance without chocolate. I feel I

(02:04:01):
think like when it comes to sweets, I think chocolate's like, oh my
low. I think I ate toomuch chocolate. Is a young one.
I like press every now and then, like a Reese's Fast Breaks good.
Oh yeah, Like I have thetag along one of the cookies and I'm
still munching on those. The sticksare pretty good too. They're kind of
like a bootleg nut, kind oflike a cat almost like a nutty bar,

(02:04:26):
but they're smaller and thinner. Thosehits I did, and I think
so in high school. I eata lot of middle school, especially before
Michelle Obama came in, I atea lot of nutty bars. I respect
them and Swiss cake rolls. Butnow it's just like, I really don't
eat chocolate. It just I likeit. I'll still eat it. I
like chocolate cake. I'll eat afive dollars chocolate cake from Kroger. Hey,

(02:04:47):
red velvets where you go chocolate reddye chocolate. In my head,
not chocolate tastes good, just changesyour poop. That's about I'm gonna red
die of vanilla. It can belike, yeah, it's red velvet,
and you know what, I thinkit takes different than it's chocolate cake with
extra steps. Yeah, one,three, four, five, drop the

(02:05:13):
food coloring. Literally, I wantto say that. Battling Bishop will remove
Fluffer Nutter from your list. I'mgonna have to see when I can get
into Delaware again. And I almostI almost know. I do I guarantee
it. Do you think it'll getguarante? Next? Wow? Do you
like raspberries? I do? Uh? One of my favorite ice creams another?

(02:05:36):
Ohio, I'm very a local guy, Greater's black Black Raspberry Chip.
Oh yeah, you's gonna love thebattling Bishop guys, fine words, colorful
ancdotes, fun, fun pieces ingreat to have people back in hey and
ononter know what it was an officialpower You want to know why? Two

(02:05:57):
hours? We're over two hours?Fuck? That is hour hour role guardians,
roll guardians. I miss that?Is that needed that? Glad?
I'm here, glad to be back. And you know, did not miss
that, did not miss that.I mean, Kentucky hasn't been hot lately.
So final final pieces from me,either of you two. It's time

(02:06:25):
to go to bed. Understand that? All right? All right? John?
Oh yeah that that fucking hurts.Yeah. But on that note,
I will thank you for listening toNot Travis Sports Fans Podcast. It's time
to go. I got a bedtimereminder. I gotta go to bed here
in forty five minutes. Yeah,there's Betty by time. Well not I

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