Scream'in Line Drives - NYSAFP ep. 173 - Not Your Average Sports Fans Podcast

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It's okay. You have to haveCT kicked in for the last time.
What happened to the dojo stays inasana? But then you had to still
leak to the internet. Oh selfburned? Those are there? This is
a family friendly podcast. Oh shit, you are now listening to the not
your average sports fans podcast. Nowhere's your host, Alec Beichelman and the

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fans. Oh I had something.I just I'm sick and tied. I'm
sick and tied, not tired.You're sick and tied. Sick and tied.
Yeah, like the laundry detergent.You eating pods again? Been bringing

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that ship back? I hope not. You know what that was during?
Right? I was during COVID.Right that was not during a fun time?
Was that twenty eighteen? Yeah?Oh that was pretty Oh okay,
so that was a good time.So maybe we shouldn't maybe fucke jal joking.
No, I'm not saying just eatingTI when kids were eating tide pods,

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life was. It was decently better. We were all in college.
It was a better time. Walmartwas up in twenty four to seven.
At that time, mcchickens were adollar. There was a dollar menu.
I think at that time, mcdoubleswere still a dollar, but you had
to do the two for two fortwo McDonald's. M McDonald's mcdoubles were still

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a dollar. Yeah, that wasa time to be a lot and then
you can still do the mcpick twofor two. I told I told some
kids that, and now I canactually say we are old. There are
kids that don't know about that.Well, the only deal that kids know
about involving the mcdouble being at adecent price is that five dollar deal that
they just came out with. Youhave seen that. Yeah, got anything

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close to what a deal? It'snowhere close, but it's better than what
it what we had. We haveno big bags from Wendy's. Yeah,
well I will tell you large drinksare back for an hour. Use the
app yep, wait, you haveto use the app yep yep. Dude,

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that's what all these fucking fast foodchains they want you to use the
app. Yeah, so they canget the ad revenue. Like, all
right, I'll get a quick storyand then we'll roll. Sarah, we
live like I can walk downstairs andwalk to a subway. Yeah, she
almost ordered subway, I said,get the fuck up. We're walking downstairs.

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Yeah. She's like, but theapp is so much easier, and
she's like, look, they haveall these different subs. I said,
I want a chicken bacon ranch withfucking buffalo sauce on it. I can
ask them to make that myself.Yeah, okay, I don't need an
app to tell me that. Andthen I have a co worker. God,
you got me on a ramp sellbox, get it. I have

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a coworker. It's like, man, you could save like so much money
on fucking McDonald's. I was like, yeah, Dave, I don't eat
McDonald's as much as you, youfat fuck. All Right, I'm done,
man, I'm stealing this. Itstill smells good, dude, And
we've had that. I don't care. It still smells good. We've had
that box of soap for easy week. It's gonna be two years, yeah,

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crazy, two years? All right, sir? What's on the mind
other than your soap box? Yougot it out? And what was the
last time I was here? Iwould say not two weeks ago, but
a month? Agour Yes, wasthat before I went to baton Rouser?
After that was hold on? Letme look? Is that before I'm looking
at the calendar. Here is thatbefore it would be the fourth of June.

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Yes, that was the day.That was, Yes, that was
two days we recorded that Monday thatweek. Remember, because you had asked
and you said, hey, Igot hold. It has almost been a
month. It is literally a dayshy of a month. Well, I
will say this, I'll make hisshort sweet to the point. I wish
I could have spent more time inBaton Rouge, because like for pleasure,

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not business, we all went downwith business in mind, and we did
take care of some business. I'lltell you three three national champs came home
and a world record came back tothe United States. So for my buddy
Josh, eight twenty two deadlift,So yeah, Jesus, I mean IPR
forty seven pounds, took it upto nineteen twelve seven sixteen squad four sixty

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eight bench seven twenty seven deadlift ontop of dropping weight to two hundred and
ninety nine pounds. It was mylowest weight I ever competed at Jesus.
But oh my god, I wantto go back so bad, just so
I can eat all the damn foodagain. I tell everybody, since I
came home, I said, Boudanis almost as good as brought worst.

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Really, okay, Boudan's great.I love Boudan. It's it's like a
rice, liver, organ meat sausage. But if you have an actual fucking
taste buds, you won't taste thelike the bloody organy taste that people taste.
I didn't get Begnet's. I wishI would have ate more Creole Cajun

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style food. And on top ofeating as much as I did after I
wait in at midnight the day beforethe meat, I threw up for ten
minutes straight for how much food Itook in, and it was all because
of fucking seafood gumbo. I hateseafood gumbo at nine thirty and the rude
just did not sit well on topof everything I ate. Yeah, So

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did you get a crawfish? That'sthe only thing I gotta ask. I
had variations of it. I didn'tactually get any like just crawl like a
boiler. It's a life changing experience. I will say Poe boys are overrated.
It's just a it's it's a sub. It's fried fish. It's fried
well, no, it's oysters fried, I mean fried fish. It's seafood.

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Seafood. It's kind of like howNew Yorkers say, you know,
they made the Italian sub, whichthey did, Louisiana made the po Boy.
Well, the Poe Boy can staydown there because there's nothing fancy about
thick ass fucking French breads, somelittle bit of tomatoes, some lettuce,
and some mayo. There's nothing fuckingspecial about it. The one thing I

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did love down there was they hadmy favorite seasoning everywhere at every restaurant you
go to. Tony, I gota jar on the shelf. Oh man,
I got a big ass motherfucker atthe house. But the nice thing
is we have a hookup to getI can get the frozen tails shipped up.

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Whatever I want, just have tocall down and they'll send it up.
So but other than that, Igot to stop a BUCkies. Nice.
I got to stop a BUCkies onthe way home. Uh very for
a guy that just was high onebecause I just went down to Baton Rouge
and had probably the weirdest bachelor partyexperience of my entire fucking life. On

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top of wanting to go home andthe amount of painkillers I was on on
the way home, it was verystimulating. It was very like there's too
many people. I wish we wouldhave went it a little bit later.
Time. I got the three meatsandwich, a Philly cheesteak burrito, the
Texas Cheestak burrito. Let me rephrasethat. I snagged a Semon roll and

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Bucky Nuggets. And I think whenI got the Bucket nuggets it was a
lot better. I don't know why. When I when you brought them,
it was all right, But whenI got them and I actually started eating
them, I don't know if itwas just the relief of eating it and
blue cream soda. I did trytheir blue cream soda. It was really
good. But I think all thatwas like fifty dollars spent. I spent

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some fucking money on food. Otherthan that, that sums that trip up
pretty fast. That's the trip tospend money on food. Oh god,
yeah, yeah, yeah, especiallybecause we got down there Wednesday night and
I didn't eat all day Thursday,so I had Friday, Saturday, and

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Sunday to eat, and I well, Sunday we left at six thirty in
the morning. Yeah. I gothome Monday morning at one thirty in the
morning. I made it. Ipulled into my apartment. Yeah, that's
a long week. Yeah. Otherthan that, just working my nuts off.
That's why I wasn't at the lastone. Yeah. Yeah, I

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can do whatever I want. I'min off season now, so this is
nice. Yeah, Chris, what'son the mind? Cheap? It's been
well, it's been a month forDawn, but it's been a couple of
weeks. It's not too shabby,and well, not one. I have
to address the elephant or a wickedwiener in the room. That's me.

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I'm the wicked wiener. I gotthe headband to prove it. Y'all got
some big life changing moments. Iguess it's now my turn. So there
is another fan coming to the podcast. That's a right. Mike Galla and
I are expecting. We're expecting thefirst within the first the start of the

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year, so January twenty twenty five, what would be New Year's baby.
But we'll see. Yeah. Sowe made Yeah, we made the announcement
this past weekend. And of course, because my gual's a travel agent for
both Disney and Universal, she hadto make a Disney theme. And when
she did, she's like, oh, it's so perfect. We got this
and everything, and I'm like,I would have picked the rabbit over the

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mouse. And which is related toa video game? Yes? Ever,
so spoiler alert if y'all ever playedDisney Epic Mickey Ass Kids, I fucking
love that game. And they havea remastered, rebrushed where they fixed everything
up that is dropping in September,and you bet your sweet ass bippies,

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I got that bitch pre order.Oh I'm already buying a new console so
I can play my game that's comingout this month. Oh yeah, I
thought about it. I'm like,I'm breaking the PC. It's gonna drop
on PC before long, so I'llfo Yeah. So but yeah, other
than that, more big life plans. So but mother than that, just

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working and ready for this holiday weekend. Let me tell you so, Chairman,
I'm gonna try to be on thatsimilar boat of getting a new console.
You'm debating. Well, it's gonnabe harder for you because I'm trying
to figure out how to schedule awedding. You have a wedding schedule.

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So I'm sixty days out exactly.Holy shit, Yes, the countdown is
on. Well, that counter mightbe off, it might be fifty nine.
You're at fifty eight. Now,oh jesus, second, you're getting
married on what the thirty first?Hold on, I'm going to show you
here, hold on or am Iwrong? I'm probably wrong. I didn't
give no. It might just bealso this well, on the wedding website,

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we have a counter. Oh fuck, and it's showing sixty days on
the website. One fucking time showingsixty. I don't know why that's fun.
That fucker needs to update, that'sall. It would be fifty nine
because of August thirty thirty first.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, yeah, because theextra day, but sixty. I

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don't know why it's not fifty nine, but we're fifty nine. It has
work crunch time spectrum services now yeah, alright, I know, right,
crunch time is we just got thisguy fitted like literally before we started.
Yes, literally, that was fun. I wasn't the last one, yay,
last no you I think I wasgoing to be the last one.

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Ship I thought I was. Iwas. I made it close. Yeah
yeah, and then he texted meand then there were two and I'm gonna
be like no, because I'm goingto be one. Well and now it's
down to one. But really nowit's down to zero because I got Devin
done this weekend, so that isoff the checklist. One more show up
to the bachelor party after an overnightfucking practice. That's gonna be fun.

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I'm gonna be the happiest person inthe world. I am going to be
the happiest person to expel all ofmy frustrations with dealing with high schoolers onto
you guys. Well, that iswhy there will be oh call. Do
I do thoroughly enjoy a cold beverageas seeing on TikTok. Absolutely, But

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we're in crunch time. We're gettingdown to the final nitty gritty, the
hardcore stuff. Once the once everythingkind of gets finalized. I'm I just
ready for the day. That's reallywhat it is. I want that number
to be at zero. That's that'sI think where we're at. We're ready
for the day to be here becausewe're all the other stuff. There may

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or may not have been a secretmessage sent to me. I was told,
if you don't cry, I gotto hitching the nuts as hard as
I can. Well, Jesus,the fact that you got that message,
I'm worried how many people actually gotthat message? Oh I got that message.
Did you get that message as well? I did not, Interesting I

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got that. I thought he wouldmaybe get that because he would be probably
closer than No. No, it'sgoing to be obvious. It's maybe I
should wine you up farther down theline. Nah, there we go.
But uh, it should be agreat day, and it will be a
great day because I'm going to makeit that. So we're excited, we're

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ready to go. I think she'swill have past the plan about two more
podcasts because we'll actually, if we'retime it up right, well, do
a podcast a week of wedding.I was going to say, well,
probably sixteen the end of the month. Well, we're actually doing a podcast
the week before, well, theweek of the bachelor party. Yeah,

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and then thirteenth, twenty seventh.Yeah, we would do it the week
of the wedding. We have fourepisodes before we have a pre wedding podcast
episode and pre we should make thata power hour, but oh my good
power. I would if I wasn'tcoaching any we didn't have to work the
next day. No ship, We'recalled off tomorrow, off Friday. Kylie

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wanted me to call off yesterday.I have too many days off planned well,
for too many reasons, we're doinga video for this or now.
This is just going to be mesaying go watch our TikTok because I have
a specific beer here. This isthe last beer, so you guys are
privileged. This is the last beerthat I had in my fridge. This

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beer is a year old. SoI want you guys to guess a mole
and then you can tune in tosee my beer video. I'll finish with
ready, we wonder know what thatsmells like? So that's the smell that,
to be honest, just nostalgia rightthere. That's what I would smell

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when like your uncle threw a canof beer in the trash can when you
were younger, like Thanksgiving, andlike it just kind of filled the kitchen
for some reason because he tossed itin and it got a little bit on
the back backsplash. That's what Igot watering. You guys can look at

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the can all you want. Igot it covered. The majority of it's
covered by a koozie. It's coveredby a koozie. Yeah, I will
give you guys, well, we'llplay an early DB's three. I'll give
you each three guesses No, there'syour first one. I'm drawing blanks on

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that one, buddy, TikTok TikTok, TikTok TikTok. All right, back
to you, second guest, Canyou give me a hint? Well,
he needs to make a guess beforeyou give a hint. This is limited
to certain states. Well, No, the problem is he and I are

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not. Actually I gave you ifyou if you were to remember which beer
it is, I gave you areally good, really good guess. I
will say this is a beer thatI thoroughly enjoyed when I reviewed it,
and I don't enjoy all of them. No, you did a lot of
them too. This is a beerI did not thoroughly enjoy Is that what

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bat blue Light? Or No?This is a beer that I didn't know
I enjoyed when I usually don't thoroughlyenjoy it. It is not the Bat
blue Light. You have two guesses. Wrap the first Yeah, the first
one it's like some sort of butice like but ice lot do they have
but ice? Can I say thatyou're close? I got my last guess.

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He has another guess, and thenyou can have your last guess.
I gotta make this even come on, man, five seconds five. I
was going to say three to one, ice house, you're out of guesses.
He got two guesses? What yousay, ice house? Five?

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Three? So there's your second fivesecond three two? Come on, mand
beer to start guessing. You gottwo more guesses. I'm trying to go
off of his fucking madness. Well, the problem is he had a fun

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of beers on that. Don't goby. Just start going with my beer.
I know what it is, Okay, I will give you the best
guess of all. You were closeon the ice and this was my and
it's paired with my favorite beer.Are you kidding me? I know that.
Yeah, And you know the worstpart, my fucking ct cake.

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Then see if you can guess it. He still has two guesses? What
is it? Limited in certain states? Yeah? Limited in certain states.
I thoroughly enjoyed it, and it'sand I thoroughly enjoyed this to you're close
to it's your favorite. It's similarto my favorite beer. See he's that

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favorite beer, which I want thebeers you drink and no, I know
you thoroughly enjoy at least it's MillerLine and bush Light. Hey hey,
no, hmmm, I know Ibet you looked it up real fast too.
No, I don't. Yes,I gave you like you have one
guess you have and you have exactlyfive seconds four three as a two having

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ice? What is it natty ice? Nope, it's not natty ice.
Ice an ice limited to a certainstate. I got it from South Carolina.
Have an ice? Yes, bushdoes have an ice. That's why
I asked you before. I'm like, it's a bush. Yes, bush
has an ice. I was closeto it, but Mike, you said

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Lemanen and state. Actually it's justsaid South Carolina. South Carolina can sit
here because this is I bought thisin South Carolina, so right there?
What part of South Carolina? Igot it down to Hiltonhead last year.
I didn't see it, but Icame back with the I might not talk

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because I didn't see it when Iwas in Myrtle. Well you want to
see that video, go back andwatch it on TikTok. It would have
been about a year ago. Speaking, I was similar. That's the thing
I had the like, yeah,no, no, I'm speaking of which
mystery pizza brought to you by theOkay Cafe and the Okay Caledonia Stop being

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at the Okay Caledonia. They havenice taps and nice bartenders. Get a
drink, get a pizza, geta sub feeling. This is a repeat.
I don't want trademarks, so I'mgoing to close this door. Oh
are you still recording? Yeah Iam. I'm just gonna do this.

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Just cancel and refix time out.Let me do this. I don't think
they'll trademark stuff in the distance aslong as we accept the music rights.
Well, I don't want to takea chance. I mean, it's Morgan
Wong. Launch'll be real with you. See I have that. But for

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some reason, I swore bush nevermade it. So bush Ice hasn't been
in the state of Ohio for likeyears. Okay, back to it again.
I'm gonna say this. This smellslike a repeat, might be all
right? Pete and repeater on theboat, Repeat on a boat. Pete

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jumps off, he's on the boat. Repeat Pete and repeater on the boat.
He jumps on the boat. Yeah, it doesn't have a dirty stock
smell to it. I will saythat at this time. I hope all

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right, quit sniff in the box. Three days before you don't get to
sniff the box over it sniffs afree bud sixty days before you say,
Jimmy Johnson, bacon onion, mushroarmgreen pepper, bacon onion, mushroom,
pepperoni, bacon, onion, greenpepper, banana pepper. Oh okay,

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all right, give me a countbreak one. It is pepper. Holy
shit, it is bacon, peppercini, jalopeno, banana pepper. So it's
almost like a loaded popper pizza.Oh god, this is heartburn all over.
I alright, I'll try it boomalright. People. For the people,

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it's always I need to get agood slice. That's a good slice.
Get that jollopeno. Get the jollopenoup there. Let's see if I
can take this whole son of abitch down. That's actually really good.

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Yeah, this is good. AmI gonna be hurting at three am?
Absolutely? I am definitely taking anexium. Wow. That is a lot
of pepper. They really wanted tochallenge our hartburn. They have officially challenged
it. Wow. I'll tell youwhat it hits them. That's not bad.

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If you're in a mood to burnyour asshole. Yeah, tell you
what. Bush ice goes down smoothwith that? Oh, that beer is
also five part night percent alcohol.Sure. Could that have been the reason
it left Ohio? Probably no,because I know Ohio went up at one
point, but was it gone?I think it's just it didn't sell.

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I mean, my honest opinion,Damns, I've had this little sinus thing
going on that he how Fast calledthat the sinus cleaner. I like it.
Them with it trademark trademark, that'sa kind of like my trademark earlier.

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Would we would not be bringing upNobody needs that idea the one I
messaged ear we are about. Yes, that's why I said what trademark Absolutely
veggie pizza. Yes, it's gonnastay veggie pizza. That's exactly what it
will be considered. I mean that'swhat it is. Make lemon squeeze absolutely,
speaking of easy psy lemon squeeze.Something that was indeed not was the

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Florida Panthers winning their first name WeCup games after they had a three year
lead. Connor mclongong just said,no, we're not going to walk away
back to back four point games.But then game five and six, I
don't know how they did it.They did it. I don't know how
won it or lost. They shouldhave lost it, but they won it.

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They honestly going up three to oh, they should have lost it going
into that seventh game. Yes,sure, No, Florida made sure like,
hey, we don't want to behockey version of Golden State, let's
win game seven at least, right, But that was a three to one
lead. This was a three oh, right, that would have been worse.

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I think the greatest the greatest thingabout that whole Stanley Cup was the
Edmonton Oilers girl that was actually beforethe finals. That was before the finals,
that run, the whole run inthe Stanley Cup. Did you know
that she got a Playboy shoot?Yep? Because of that. That's crazy.

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She did get a Playboy shoot.It popped up on my twin her
a couple of days ago. Iwas like, good for you and having
a nice set of tits. Goodfor you, you have great tits.
Yeah. I honestly wanted Brennan tomake him like so the videos on Reddit.
I want to send it to Brennanand have him make it with that

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video you have great tits. We'dmake millions. Memes actually made fucking money,
don't they make? Days Though McDaviddidn't win the con Smith Trophy well
deserved losing players since I want tosay two thousand and three, but I
think it was longer than that whatwe had. Yeah, I mean it's

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well deserved. Oh yeah, absolutely, Yeah. I mean some people are
upset about it because he was onthe losing team. But here's the thing
that people really don't understand much about. The con Smith Trophy goes to whoever
played the best in the playoffs,not in the finals, not on the

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winning team in the finals, throughoutthe playoffs. Yeah, they don't have
an MVP people are now, butnot we'll tie into it. People are
thinking that should go to an MVPor an MVP status, yeah, which
honestly, I don't think it shouldbe an MVP status. But you can
make an MVP status award. It'shard, got other go ahead. It's

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hard to do MVP when you haveto play a multitude of games. So
like a super Bowl concept, it'seasy because you have you know six I'll
just say, you have sixty minutes. Yep, you have sixty minutes to
prove that you are the most valuableplayer for the biggest game of your life
hockey. You could go to Gamefour or you could go to Game seven

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in sixty minutes regardless. So butyou also have the chance of overtime.
I think, right, I thinkyou kind of have to come buying that
with the fact of how many playersyou have, because football you have one
game, you have multiple players,twenty two players. But be honest,
you're not going to give it toany offensive and defensive linemen. Maybe defensive
lineman, but you're not giving ade offensive lineman. You're not giving an

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MVP to an offensive Okay, soyou limited it down now to about twelve
now, taken to hockey stances,seven games per series, and you have
one, two, three, fourto get to the finals. Yeah,
that's a lot of fucking games.Like you said, you have fifteen,

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well sixteen, sixteen people that canearn that, yep, because three lines
goalie. Yeah, and if youhave a backup goalie. I'm seventeen,
but if you have a backup goalie, you're most likely not using your starter.
But right, that's a lot ofplayers to be able to figure out
for what could be fuck twenty somegames. It's fun. Yeah, you're

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out if you're counting it. Let'sbecause I added it for seven for four
series. Because you have your quarterfinals, semi final, conference final, and
yet the actual final that's twenty eightgames if you win in the subn Like,
if every game went in this gamesub every series in with the game
seven, that's twenty eight games.Yeah. So I think it'd be nice

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if they added the award for whoplayed the best in the cup final and
then they like yeah, because someonetried to make the valid like, well,
look at the NBA. You havean NBA Finals and VP, and
I'm like, no, that couldbe great that I think will be aboust
for hockey. But name it aftera player and leave con smythas whoever played
the best in the playoffs. Sothere's two awards, it could have one,

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and then if it doesn't go tous, the NBA is it's hard.
Back in the day, the NBAwas easy. Well, I mean
it was easy to who's the bestplayer? Now it's hard because it's are
they going to go off of status? Are they going to go out actually
after the game? It's we've seenit both ways from multiple different MVPs since

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the turning age of social media,right, So, I think hockey could
figure out a way to do it. But would they get rid of that
trophy. They shouldn't. No,they keep the trophy, but they'll also
find a way to make an actualseries MVP for the winning team. Right.
That's why I think, because it'slike, okay, well we named
it that and then this is whatthe trophy is. Okay, well you

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can make an MVP award and nameit after another great hockey player. I
mean there's plenty of them. Yeah, yeah, there's the problem is is
hockey is one of those. It'sit's just so undermined. Mm oh absolutely,
especially for someone that well did notwatch a lot of hockey again,
but when I did, I thoroughlyenjoyed it. I think with making a

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new award, there's only one thingthat you would work about, which the
NHL should just not listen to anybody. Once they pick it, people are
going to have an opinion on whoit should be, absolutely because they're gonna
say, oh, well I Idon't think he should have it. There's
way better player or anything like that, which is all pity that's what they
said, because a lot of peopleare like, I shouldn't be McDavid.

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Even with what McDavid did, ashould got to the winning team, which
was Sergey Bobrovski. Yes, she, don't get me wrong. I think
Bob would have deserved it. Butit's the player that played the best in
the playoffs, not just the StanleyCup final. Yes, plus Game four
he didn't do too hot. Yeah, game Bob's got a ring. Don't
remind me. I'm sad Bob.Yeah, Bob has a ring and it's

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not with the Blue Jacks. Andthen yeah, and then another one,
which is another reason why I kindof wanted to bring it up, because
you gotta left social media. They'reall conflicted, saying boohoo, who Conor
McDavid should have at least skated outand accepted the award when he didn't.
He was in the locker room withhis team, and they said that was
sportsmanship on him. Incorrect, eventhough think about it, Connor McDavid was

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the last that Minton oiler on theice and to the locker room. He
waited for this, So they're sayingit's bad sportsmanship that he didn't go out
when his team just lost in thebiggest game of hockey to accept the cons
trophy. Yes, but also thefact that Florida is celebrating. I'm very
conflicting. Yeah, I'm conflicted withhow people think now, and it's actually

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kind of pissing me off. Florida'sout there celebrating. This isn't a Stefan
Diggs moment like Stefan Diggs has hadfor the past three fucking years. Okay,
No, Sometimes I will say hockeyplayers are mentally the strongest motherfuckers I've
ever talked to. Insane. They'refucking insane. They they are. Honestly,

(32:51):
they could clinically eat vanilla ice creamand a psych word with a smile
and there's no front teeth on thosemotherfuckers. Yep, it's it's insane.
I personally, I don't see anyproblem with it if you've never known somebody
that's played hockey, which that's whereit sounds like it's coming from. It's
just coming from the generalistic side ofsports going. Well, he didn't come

(33:15):
out and accepted that's unsportsman on him. No, he's being with this team
that just lost in the biggest gamethis year exactly now they have to wait
another year. If they can evenmake it, they can make it back.
It's harder in hockey than it isbasketball and football. I would love

(33:35):
somebody to tell me I'm wrong.It's very hard. Now. I was
going to say the only reason onlytimes that really happened in hockey is free
agency didn't hurt the teams that werein it at first. Yeah, like
two thousand and eight, two thousandnine, Pittsburgh and Detroit both went back
to back Detroit one eight and thenPittsburgh. Want to know, night that
was special fucking teams. Yeah,and all they did was just reload.
They kept everybody. They're like,we want to come back and want it.

(33:58):
See that's where that's where which needit needs to make a point to
reload, like the guys that aregood in the game. It's not an
artillery strike, right, You're tryingto have a consistent flow of right if
you. But the problem is isback in eight oh nine, caps were

(34:21):
smaller, well, and guys weren'ttoo worried about money. No, they
wanted the They wanted the title orbe the funk out of somebody? Why
not? Why not both? Allright? Yes, so hockey's over.
Basketball is still going on right now. Basketball basketball is also over the Celtics.

(34:45):
One wow, that that explains howmuch I was No, you're good,
basketball ended right before the Fuck Boston, Boston. That's all I remember.
I watched the Lakers series on HBO. Fuck Boss. But there is
still somebody out there asking about ChristophPorzingis and said, who the fuck is

(35:10):
the question that we'll never get answeredexactly. I think the biggest thing that
should be talked about with the NBAis the fact that there's guys that still
have not signed or are making moves. One of them, Paul George,

(35:30):
has not signed, but they havetalked about him maybe going to Dallas.
Paul George is finalized and he isin Dallas. He is in Philly.
He is in Philly. Who gotfinalized in Dallas? Clay Thompson. Clay
Thompson got finalized in Dallas. Iam incorrect, thank you. That's all
right, because going right after hesigned that the sign and trade, the
Golden State Warriors organization came out andsaid, we are going to retire Clay

(35:53):
Thompson's jersey. Yes, so Clay, Luca and Kyrie kind of an insane
combo, gonna be crazy. Wesaw the biggest form of nepotism too,
yes, which, to be honestwith you, I don't know if it's
just the Lakers saying come by thispackage deal, or if the Lakers are

(36:19):
just saying we want Lebron to retirea Laker quote unquote, because he's going
to do a one day contractor retirecap be honest, it's a part of
the Lebron scheme. And you guysshould really put that tinfoil hat on and
do the rainbow with me, theSpongeBob Rainbow of imagination as mentioned something.
You called me out on it.I almost want to make a bet with

(36:39):
you and say you're wrong, becauseI don't think that's gonna happen. You
don't think he's gonna sign on oneday really, because I'm not saying I'm
I'm a Lebron on the court,good guy. I think it's the stuff
on the court is. Like I'vealways said since we've talked about basketball here

(37:00):
for day one, I think he'sgonna be more influenced to retire as a
Laker. His number will be retiredas Lakers. Be real. So if
he retires as a Laker, Idon't think he's gonna I think they'll retire
his number that he had for Cleveland. I am telling you now his number
will be in Cleveland, and hisnumber will be in Miami and his number

(37:22):
will be in his number. Yeah, his number is gonna be for all
three organizations. It will be inthose rafters. I'm guaranteeing you. But
I I've not seen anything that's goingto prove to me that he would take
that one day contract. He's nota Phil Dawson yet, the all time
leading scorer for the Cleveland Browns.He's not a Tom Brady who technically came

(37:46):
back to a Patriots like Hall ofFame inductee and they retired his number there.
Yeah. Uh. And for God'ssake, he's not a Michael Jordan.
He's not. So someone please tellme, give me some evidence that

(38:07):
I'm wrong, because social media wise, I think it'd be better off for
him to retire as a Laker.Dalton, I will tell you what everybody
has said for years, since wewere young lads. How would you watch
him in the finals when I wasyoung Dalton, young lads? Yes,
we were young lads two thousand andeight. He's just a boy from as

(38:29):
Sorry, he's just a boy fromAkron. Yeah yeah, yea. They
made a movie about it too,or something. They should stamp it on
your ass for the fact that you'refrom Ohio. Buddy, he's a boy
from Akron. They did I justfucking ages in Cleveland. It's just the
lebron vibe. It's just something isscreaming to me. He will do the

(38:50):
one day contract, he will retirea cap. Okay, well, I'll
say this. You can prove mewrong when it happens. I don't believe
it yet. I I don't knowwhen he's gonna fucking retire because he might
play another year with he might playa year. And I'm not telling you
that Bronn is gonna do great,But I don't know. He's got all
He's got a little bit of timein the off season to try to get

(39:10):
him better. When I think withthe brownny thing is everybody was saying the
same shit I was. He's notHe's okay. That's why he was picked
round two fifty five. He's he'sokay. Let me pull up some stats
just to just to give you thisis kind of like a Devil's advocate,

(39:31):
because this is how bad social mediais influenced. He's not a bad basketball
player, No, he's not badat all. But everybody is harping saying,
well, he's Lebron James Son.He should have been better. At
the end of the day, he'sjust a kid. Yep. Like this
is where I'm saying, like sportsmedia analysts are fucking ruthless with some of

(39:53):
their analytics. Yes, so whyare they downing a kid because yes he
was he was drafted in the secondround? All right? Cool? We
saw Will Levis his girlfriend break upwith him because he wasn't a first round
pick. Yeah, on live fuckingtelevision. All right, So give the

(40:19):
kids some slack. And this iswhy I just I hate. I hate
today's a day and age with sportsmedia analysts, except for the ogs that
are still doing it. Okay,so let me double check here. You
need to make sure the draft theCats did do something, actually do things,

(40:44):
because I don't think we talked aboutKenny Atkinson is now head coach,
which I think is a solid move, and they did resigned Donovan Mitchell to
a three year, one hundred andfifty point three mil max contract, so
so so Donovan Mitchell's still Cavalet.Good job, and Kenny Atkinson, I
think we'll do solid things for Clevelandtoo. Guess when he's stepped in as

(41:07):
intern for Brooklyn. He was notdoing too shabby, and I want to
be and the team second to goto a calvs game if we can.
I know their tickets are cheap sometime. Well, if we plan them to
play Brooklyn, it's definitely going tobe cheap, right because Brooklyn's just straight
and away Michal Bridges and I'm justlike, well, shit, Like,

(41:29):
I think I'm probably gonna surprise Sarahon a Saturday and take her to a
baseball game. I don't know ifI'm gonna drive all the way up to
Lake County though. All right,analytics guy, what'd you find? Okay?
So just to tell you Brownie stats, right are we talking about?
We're gonna talk Bronnie and then we'regonna talk about well, the team leading

(41:51):
score for USC, Boogie Ellis BoogieEls did not get drafted by anyone in
the NBA, and he played forthe person played for USC. He averaged
sixteen and a half points a game. He averaged three and a half rebounds,
three assists, one point four steals, point one blocks. This is

(42:12):
the guy that didn't get drafted.Forty two point seven percent field goal and
seventy two from the line, BronnieJames, Dude's hitting seventy two from the
line. Seventy two from the line. That is yah, that's all right
average, that's yeah, Bronnie.Four point eighty game, two point eighty
two point rebounds, two point oneassists, point eight steals, point two

(42:34):
blocks, and his field goal percentageis a thirty six point six and a
sixty seven point six from the line. Now, just to tell you the
three points difference forty one point eightfor Buggie and twenty six point seven.
Now I need to double check hereand make sure that he didn't. I
want to double check, like,is this seriously a joke. I'm gonna

(42:58):
double check because there wasn't a USCplayer that did, and it was Collier
who was just a step under himin terms of it. But I am
not seeing anywhere they have seven rounds, two rounds just too. They don't
have two rounds. And they alsohave Summer League, right, they'll do
more signings. Yeah, but hedid not get signed. But Bronnie did.

(43:22):
I retract everything I just said,So, just just to let you
know, I retracted everything I justsaid. Now, games played twenty nine
for Buggie, twenty five for Bronnieminutes played per game, thirty three point
seven for Bugie, literally the leadingplayer on the team, most minutes of

(43:42):
all. Brownie had nineteen point fourfor the average. Yeah, this is
their average for the game. Sohe barely played a single. He played
a half, He played a half, and Boogie played three fourths of the
game. Well, we're gonna goseventy eighth of the game? Is so

(44:04):
I swear is this This has gottabe a joke now, So this is
a NBA stunt probably, And it'salso just lebron building his what he wants
as a team. This is whyI do not watch the NBA. Well,
and Dalton, you did see,like two or three weeks ago the
Lakers signed JJ Redick as our coach. Yes, I did. And he's

(44:25):
probably gonna be a two way playerbecause he's going to join the team when
they can't make a three point shot. Yeah, they still allow that.
I don't know, I don't wegonna find out. Yeah. The other
thing that you didn't talk about interms of the NBA that happened is JB.
Biker Staff has got a job again. He is a He is the
head coach of the Detroit Pistons.He went across the lake the Pistons,

(44:51):
he pissed at his cuff out there. I'll tell you he did. He
did. He got fired. Yeah, bro, Detroit was what they were
Oh for what in like December?Are they won their Yeah? Or they
or is November? November? Andthey won their first game like in the
middle of December? Yeah, Likewhat the fuck? When I went to

(45:14):
Okay, I kid, you knowwhen I went to Detroit back in March
when they played the Heat, theylegit were buoy Monty and was like saying
things like they were ready to firehim then and there. And I'm like,
I'm sure Eric Sparolcho will be like, hey, Monty just joined me.
I remember going up to a weddingin February, and you know,

(45:34):
it's a bunch of Michigan Michiganlanders andwe were actually in the heart of Detroit,
like the good side, not thebad side, and they were tearing
Pistons apart the entire time. Lovethe Lions while we're tearing them apart.
Can I give you a good feeling, feel good story for you for back

(45:57):
to the whole Bronni thing. Surehe did get It's signed. He got
free agents signed by the Kings.Boogies by Boogie Boogie. Ellis will be
a Sacramento King. He did getsigned, but again not going in the
draft. That's that's kind of bullshitat shitty. It just tells you it's

(46:17):
a popularity contest. Yes, once, don't get me wrong. They all
are. I get it. They'reall popularity contest, but to a point
their skill you know, so far, the only skill based ones that are
still alive are the NHL, theMLB, a MLBS fifty to fifty in
the it depends on which day they'redrafting. So because now I know there's

(46:40):
former players like we were watching whenwe were young lea young young lads.
There's former players we were watching whenwe were young lads. Their sons are
being drafted in the MLB. Well, and then you have some guys in
the NFL. Oh yeah, FrankGord Jr. Frank Gorg Junior. There's
another one too. Why am Idrawn a blank? Man Harrison Jr.

(47:00):
Well, Marvin Harrison Junior. Yes, I know, but there's another one
that isn't as Dad was bigger thanhe will be and he's going to like
a lower level d one. Notan FCS but an FBS. Oh you're
talking you lost me. Yeah,there's the there's a handful now yeah.

(47:21):
A J. Smith, the sonof Emma Smith. Yeah it might be
Ams Smith's son. Yeah, ofcourse. Now he's done the a c
C. Yeah, no, shipcrazy. A California team in the a
c C, two California teams inthe fucking Big ten, and an Oregon
team in Washington and Washington not theOh my god, yes, so I'll

(47:47):
be interesting it it's all interesting anymore. Speaking of interesting, they All Star
break is right around the corner.Yes, thank god. The Major League
base Ball is heating up. Itwill heat up even more. Guards,
Yeah, roll Guards. Who werethe best team in baseball for a day.

(48:08):
I don't know if they are again, probably not. I've been we've
been losing games. The second bythe way, they are tied at six
with Chicago. I don't know whywe can't play Chicago. Well, it's
stupid. Were the second or second? Why can we not play a horrible
team? Well, because give meanswers. We play the White Sox,

(48:30):
right, yes, yes, ohyeah, yeah. It's sad. They're
not even the good team. They'renot even the good team in Chicago.
The last time we talked about theWhite Sox, they were seventeen or nineteen
games behind. And the White Sox, dude, they are out of the
race. I don't even think they'vebeen out of the race man, Dude,
They've been out of the race sinceI was born at this point.

(48:52):
This this season, they what westarted the season. The Athletics are better
than the White Sox. White Soxare last than the MLB standings. Yeah,
the White Sox were the Dallas Cowboysof the Major League Baseball this year.
They were out of the playoffs whenthey started the season. There's there's
no city name there. The travelingfreaking circus. Okay, we are six

(49:14):
games ahead of the Twins right nowin our division. I God, damn
it. That tells me something andI'm not fucking ready for this. That
pisses me off. You gotta givesubtle hints between now and fuck me that
week, because I'm not gonna bethere when you get it. Best team
in baseball is the Philadelphia Phillies.We are the for the best team in

(49:37):
baseball. Second second, Oh,it's probably because the Yankees and Oreos have
played more games. Is that.Yeah, we have a better we have
a better winning percentage against better team. We have two games canceled. I
think this season that might be why. Yes, that doesn't help. It's
okay, kind of helps right now. Hey, you know what, well

(50:00):
as our first in the West,the fact that we've canceled two games already
and we're still six games up inthe division, that's low key insane.
As long as they keep winning inthe division, we're fine. Oh,
I'm not worried about that, andwe'll keep winning the division. It's just
we well, we're losing in thedivision tonight. Yeah. I was ready
to say, buddy, it's sixto six and they're losing right now,

(50:20):
losing to the literal worst team inbaseball. I don't who's on the mound?
Who do you guess? Don't tellhim? Yes, And this is
my strength. He's okay, eventhough even though you and I we should
have a conversation about him. Itold you, I told you he was
too early. It was Baker.Continue you think he's Baker, not Baker,

(50:46):
but it's similar to a Baker situation. He should have had surgery,
oh a Baker. Yeah, heshould have had He should have had surgery
and came back and been ready fornext season. Our pitching staff bievers.
Fine, I'm telling you now rightnow, he he's going to get really

(51:07):
screwed out of his contract because he'spitching the game right now. I know
Cookie cookies on the mount. Yes, Cookie has not been pitching well this
season, and I keep preaching thisguys, he is not doing well.
He just it's rough. Sorry,why was that actually gonna be my guest?
And I didn't say it because likeI was like, I bet these
guys are trying to hit Caraspy becauseI because I jumped on the soapbox.

(51:30):
I love Cookie. He's history,he's a clubhouse guy, he's childhood mem
retire a guardian slash Indian. Andthe problem is he needs to do a
mid season retirement. I'm sorry.Or he needs tire next week. What
the All Star break is next week? I know, Or they need to
put him on staff in some way, shape or form. I'm sorry.

(51:51):
They're trying to get gas. They'llhave to know they're not gonna Cookie.
No, he'd have to retire then, Yes, that's the only times you'd
have to have to retire, Butthen it have to be final trade day
or next week, or they needto petition to the league in some way,
shape or form to allow him tobe on the team unofficially, because

(52:13):
I love you guys to death,and I don't want to be that guy
right now. But this is ayear. This is a year for a
chase, and I would like forhim to be able to be on staff
if we do get a ring,I would like him to have and be
on staff for that pen and lethim pitch against the worst team, one

(52:35):
of the worst. But I don'twant him in rotation, Dalton. He's
gotta be in rotation. He's het. He got six runs to the White
Socks. Don't get either way out, paper bag. Here's the thing.
We set down water, Dalton.I understand I can pitch the White Sox.

(52:58):
Here's the thing. And I sawhim before when cookies on the mound.
We're at least getting a solid formmeans, which is great. I'm
like, great now going into thefifth and then hell breaks loose. I'm
like, you need to pull himmid relief, is what it sounds like.
Promo hit like, bump him downto relief for now last he could

(53:19):
get everything clicking. No, butright now, what I think is start
his ass and if shit goes sideways, all right, get up off the
mountain. Have somebody ready at alltimes. Just be like, hey,
just throw some meatballs out in theoutfield and then when you're ready to go.
But when we start seeing stuff reallykind of going down, that's when
you need to start really warming up. Like I love him to death,

(53:40):
I really do. He's history,he was, He's made this team what
it is. He's been a partof that. But Jesus, right now
he's not. He's just not shownme enough to be like, man,
this is this is gonna get usa fucking ring. Trying to get through
where we can because Gavin had hisGavin Williams had a solid in Columbus few

(54:00):
days ago. They're trying to makeWe're trying to get through until we can
at least get Gavin up because nowwith six going down and we lost Beabes
at the start of the season.Tanner Bebe, I think right now is
our intern ace pitcher. Bibby Ibelieve is a Tanner. Biby Bibby is
Bbe is middle relief. Tanner BibyBiby is Bibby is a starter Bibe.

(54:22):
I believe we would be we wouldhave the team in our state that would
that would have two pictures with similarlast names. Lively is another conversation that
I will have in a moment.That is a moment who the hot point
is We're we were the best teamin baseball for a minute. Now we're
the second best team. And nowthat is not Cookie's fault, that is

(54:44):
a collective fault. But we're stillthe best in the America. We're still
the best. Throwing six meatballs tonightto the White Sox that I will blame
on cooking Series one to the Royals. I don't know if he was a
part of that series or not.He might have been a one, but
that's a yeah. No, hedid not pitch that Lively. Yeah,

(55:05):
I remember the Lively situation, whichwe're getting ready to come around to.
Dick's got caught down after Bibe,which he won, Logan Allen lost.
Okay, so we talked about Sticksshould have gotten the surgery so he could
come back next year. Our pitchingstaff's fine, we can pull another guy
up. Really, I hope thatthey start telling him soon, Hey,
you're roughing it out right now,we love you. To death. We

(55:28):
want you to keep pitching for us. You need to go get the surgery.
He's got to go get something.Well. The problem is his contracts
at a bad point, because Ithink his contract starts getting flaky in about
a year maybe two. That's whenthey start looking into the re reinitiation and
re re signings and all that.Because I think his rookie is getting close.
Saidn't it. He's twenty eighteen.Yes, Chris was Stick's getting called

(55:52):
down. Yes, Gavin Williams isnow. Yes, Williams went back up.
Yes, I'm looking at the startingpit, but I'm not looking at
the pitching r Next conversation that needsto be had. We need to talk
about Ben Lively with that Kansas Cityplay. Did you watch that game?
Did you watch that game? Idon't know if you did not. You
did not watch that game? Okay, listening to you and Sharon talk about

(56:12):
it, and I missed what wasgoing on Ben Live. We was pitching
a gem. He had one run, a couple hits on him. Beautiful.
We're talking ten out of ten.I think it was a fifth or
the sixth inning gets a routine popout into the outfield. They drop the
fucking ball. They give up atrip ball off that error error, no

(56:35):
out's on the board. Lively getsin his fucking head and gives up what
was it, three two or threein that inning, And they didn't want
to pull him because he's like,well, he's been pitching great, Hopefully
you can get out of it himself. He could not get out of his
head after that drop in the outfieldthat he had nothing to do with.
He couldn't fucking put it in thezone. He had one pitch and Hammy

(56:59):
had said it best. He hadsaid that was a perfectly placed pitch.
I don't think he was aiming forthat spot. He aimed for the bottom
right corner. It was probably likethe third or fourth and on that batter,
it was like third batter and itwas the bottom right corner on a
righty and you're like, okay,that is the best pitch. Ever.
I don't think he was aiming forthat spot. He just could not hit

(57:20):
his spots for some reason, andit was just a mess. Well,
it also doesn't help with the biginflux that umpires are getting right now with
bad calls. Oh. Absolutely,yeah, they just don't know where the
spot's at at this point, like, the ball is so freaking fast,
the spin rates are so fucking fast. The fact that guys can hit it,

(57:42):
first thing is crazy. Secondly,the fact you're expecting fifty and sixty
year old men to be able totry it round. We'll go into the
forties too. Forty to fifty andsixty year old men to be able to
sit behind a plate and watch aone hundred mile an hour fucking piss missile
coming right at him and telling himthat's over the plate. I don't think
I can fucking do that. Igive them all the respect in the world

(58:04):
for being able to do that.We need to use We need to use
the technology we have. We needto utilize it. I get it.
That takes away from the game.It takes away a little bit of the
peril. It makes it so it'sa little bit more automatic. I'm sorry,
I'm still conflicted by it. Ithink human judgment is what has always

(58:25):
made baseball baseball. I understand thatroyally blow a call, but that's the
problem is umpires are royally blowing callsmore often now. Yes, like close
ones. I understand, yes,But when my Twitter feed is full of

(58:46):
a five minute compilation of look atall these umpires calling strikes on the fucking
white line of the opposite side ofthe batter. Yeah, probably that dude's
not going to touch that at ahundred mile an hour. Oh no,
you probably didn't see it. No, so I have a no it just

(59:07):
I love the Twitter pages that dothe percentages of calls for the umpires.
I think that's great because the factis it shows you that, yes,
this umpire is great, and thatRacelin used to say, I really think
umpires should be held accountable, Yes, very much. I absolutely think all

(59:28):
umpires should be held accountable, especiallyif you blow a huge call. Yeah,
yep, you blow a no hitter, But yeah, you blow a
no hitter. Flagrant you know,flagrant pitching. There's been a lot of
that too this year. Injections,flagrant inside fucking pitches, stupid ejections with

(59:53):
managers because managers are actually arguing agood point. Or catchers. You remember
the catcher they got thrown out becausehe put his glove up to get a
ball from the ump took too long, so he put his glove back and
that was There was another one thisyear where the catcher actually even tried to

(01:00:16):
defendi his pitchers, saying that wasthere. Now I remember the game,
I can't remember who. I knowwhat you're talking about, though There's there's
been a lot of games that wasthere or you know, like flagrant,
flagrant, inside pitches, stuff likethat, just the dumb things. But

(01:00:38):
there was one what was it lTV was I forget who they were playing?
ALTV hit hit the ball, butit hit down on his foot.
The umpire didn't see it, gavehim first. The opposing manager came over,
started arguing automatically, got ejected.That might have been the Pies,

(01:01:00):
probably Phillies. I was gonna sayPhillies or maybe the Orioles, because I
know they have Orioles had a serieswith them after us. But can we
get can we get to the funfact? The fun fact right now?
Other than it's fourth of July thisweek, this is the last month we
don't have football, I know,and I'm so excited we do well,

(01:01:24):
I'm sure you're all so excited andwaiting for, but for end season NFL,
because it is the Cleveland two orthree. It is the Browns and
the Bank which s J just diedtoday r p r our mascot. S
J that's who they mimicked that,the one where everybody said the puppy was

(01:01:49):
better. No, the the actualdog was s Ja. That's why I
liked it. Fucking assholes, everybodyloved the puppy, stupid fuck Sorry.
No, yes, I am sofucking happy that in season is the Browns.
I will always forever watch Hard Knocks. It's always got a traditional since

(01:02:09):
I played college ball. What's thaton? By the way, Well,
excuse me, Max, It's onHBO or Max. You could stream it
on Max, or if you buythe big Movie TV package you could get
and have HBO it's there, oryou can just let a couple of episodes
stack up like I do, andthen you have two hours of nothing but

(01:02:30):
the inside look of football, andit's fucking spectacular. Well, one of
these days, when I take aday off, I might just I might
just stack it up and watch acouple of episodes a couple of seasons.
Was there a ghost here or something? I don't know, I just thought
I heard something. Probably the ghostof this place. Yeah, pretty much,

(01:02:52):
but no not, just like they'redoing the whole division like the best
division in football. So it's theAFC North. So that the hardest schedule
this year. We've talked about that. Oh no, I know we talked
about it because we're evening previous andnow you're gonna hint most likely our next
up. So we're gonna get betalking more with the NFL schedule and giving

(01:03:12):
our predictions. Yeah, because campstarts the end of this month. Yep,
Yes, July twentieth, majority ofcamp July sixteenth. Figure out recording
schedule because I probably won't be gettingoff the field until like nine o'clock,
eight thirty nine o'clock. Figure we'llfigure something out. What was I looking
up? Oh, yes, thisis what I was going to look up.

(01:03:36):
On top of the football thing,there is one day in college football
that I will not be doing adamn thing. See if it's still on
here? Is that the day Iwas staying as Oregon? Yes, I
know the one you're talking about.That is October October twelfth. Yep.

(01:03:57):
Ye, And I can't find thefucking picture. I'll just pull it up.
Let's see. Let's see if mymemory is good it is, say
the one we just talked about.It is Ohio State, Oregon, yes,
Penn State, USC, Tennessee,Florida. Well, hold on the

(01:04:21):
Battle of the Alamo, hold onBattle of Red River October twelfth. Go
back to it again. So Ialready said, oh straight Oregon, hot
state, Oregon, Penn State,usc Tennessee, Florida. Yes, the
Red River Shootout, red Yeah,Red River Shootout, Home Texas. Yep,

(01:04:42):
mm hmm. That's the three Turneykick off. Yes. How many
games am I missing? I don'thave the picture, but the big games
I'm missing too. I know I'mmissing too. Might be three? Another
were five? Okay, fuck,I can see one of them and it's

(01:05:03):
it's uh here start ripping them offand it's all Saturday. Yeah, Mississippi,
States of Georgia, bulldogs on Bulldogs. Nope, not that one.
The powerhouse of the SEC is aKentucky vany wasn't say are you good?

(01:05:25):
Yes it was Old Miss Elsie wasthe one. There's one more Washington,
Iowa, no way, No,I was gonna that should be a fucking
blowout for Washington. I was gonnasay old A c not Big twelve,
Cincinnati, Central Florida, No,Stanford, not Dame. Yes, that's
what it was. I think,Oh, yes, Carolina rip off another

(01:05:45):
one big could be later bike club. Is this one state Hawaii? Yes,
sir, but I think it wasthat it No way it was that.
No, not not Clemson, notthem? Could it be Purdue Illinois.

(01:06:06):
I don't think that would be agood game. That is the rivalry
the game though not in state technicallybecause produce Indiana. Right, Yeah,
that is the rivalry. Yeah,brother, this is I think I think

(01:06:27):
we got him. I think that'sit because the only other teams that are
I will share that on the Facebookpage. Yea Arizona, but that's the
eleventh, the twelfth, that's theeleventh Arizona state in Utah. Yeah,

(01:06:47):
brother, I think those are yourgames. I will not be Let's maybe
Arizona b YU, but Arizona afucking thing that entire day because of that
line up. Hey, well we'reall gonna watch football together. We'll be
watching football together after I get donewatching film in the morning. Give me

(01:07:09):
a location, tell me what I'mbringing. Probably a spare TV if you
got one. I got a spareTV first mark. Actually I could probably
do that on a Saturday. Isjust do as small like I get a
big enough couch I need to bring. I got a big ass bean bag.
I can have you guys come into the apartment. We could watch.
All I would need is just wellI would we'd set up one TV

(01:07:33):
with the quad and then set upanother TV with what other games we want
to watch. So I'm probably gonnabe getting another TV by then, so
I can do a sign in onwhatever we can. Also, I can
two Wi fis to work with.Well, I can also anytime soon,
but we can go to his place, store a sheet up on the back

(01:07:54):
and do a projector for whatever gameand then do a TV with whatever as
well. Yeah, because I'm I'mpretty sure that Ohio State organs at noon.
They haven't dropped the time yet.You're ready for something WI favored by
one? Okay, but it's alsoJuly second. Yeah, they're gonna drop
it. I guarantee you it's gonnabe a primetime game. I bet it

(01:08:16):
could a primetime like college like Collegegame Day prime time. I don't know
about College Game Day primetime, butI was gonna say Fox, NBC or
CBS primetime. Fox would jump onthat right now. Absolutely well. Fox

(01:08:38):
is jumping on everything because the WestCoast is coming over. Yes, that's
why I said, That's why Ithink Fox could jump on it and we
can have them. Did hold onFlorida Big noon kickoffs there, Gush Johnson
Joe Klatt on the call. Now, they already have a guarantee for a
couple of them, but those arejust because I think we guarantee because like

(01:09:00):
Notre Dame, Stanford is at NotreDame, so it's on NBC. Oh
for sure. Yeah, that onemight actually not Notre Dame stack. That's
why I said playoff college game isgoing to be a red River shootout because
that's three thirty on ABC. CollegeGame Day is going to be a red
River shootout. Notre Dame hosting Stanfordis three thirty on NBC. Texas at

(01:09:21):
Oklahoma is guaranteed three thirty. Sothere's two games we're gonna be watching the
same time and College of game theywill be there. Because now it's the
sec rhetoric, like like I said, these are these games. I mean,
I'm even I'm interested to watch thePenn State USC Yeah, I'm fine
for that. They'll they'll probably makesure that Penn State and Ohipstein are not
playing at the same time. That'swhy they'll have to play either at noon

(01:09:44):
or six, yeah, or sevenyeah, int the seven thirty or whatever
they can do for the I thinkFox at Night seven. Yeah, Fox
Night game is a seven seven thirty. Well, I'll tell you if Fox
that's the thing. That's why Isaid NBC because NBC, since they got
rights to Big ten, they've beendoing some thirty kickoff while CBS I's been
doing noon and three thirty, andthey'll take a three thirty slot with the

(01:10:08):
noon slot since CBS right to SECfor when every hour of my late or
late night Thursdays, mid ish tolate night Fridays where I can you know,
tune into a couple see how somegames did after watching my own game
watching and then Saturdays is just andthen Sundays I think it's gonna then maction

(01:10:32):
comes back. Oh man, I'mI think, yeah, what a time.
We'll probably fully wait until we getcloser to that time. Then they'll
drop and say this is what BecauseI think a host State organs EI are
going to be like a three thirtyfour o'clock Saturday mid afternoon here or a
Saturday night game. But if youus see and Penn State play real good,

(01:10:55):
I don't it will not surprise me. But I think Penn State's gonna
make that a white house us theHey, we're gonna be fucking out for
your first Big ten game here,thoroughly consider going to the worst Maction game
if as long as it's out ofmy season. I know Maxon usually starts
with the end of October. Yeah, and October start in November, so

(01:11:18):
it should be towards the swing ofhowever the playoffs go for us this year,
I might try to see what MACteams are the worst, and if
they come in State, I'll gowatch it. The tickets would be dirt
cheap for college football. Owe youAkron Toledo, it's probably gonna be Akron

(01:11:40):
or Kent State. Can't read,can't write Kent State depends on Toledo rebounds
because Aledo's kind of a stacked teamright now. But the easy part iss
an easy drive for Christ for allof us, So as an Athens,
Athens is not that bad a drive, it actually is for you. You

(01:12:03):
would probably drive down to Cartington becauseI'm the closest that way, because seventy
one's right there and you just ridethat guy hop around about well back tailing.
Actually you're in the middle thirty three. You could go to Kent and
Akron and Toledo and BG. Youhave all the Norse. Oh yeah,

(01:12:25):
I could go to Beg's a freakingstrow compared to go to seventy one.
It hits seventy one. I cango to Akron. I'd love to go.
I'd go. I'd go watch agame at BG. BG is actually
pretty fucking cool when it's lit upon right off seventy one seventy five?
Yes, sorry, yeah, whyam I thinking seventy one? Seventy one

(01:12:46):
farther? We were talking east andWest. I'm dumb, but I at
least no seventy one and seventy five. I'm yes stupid. The only thing
is make sure Bowling Green is notToledo, because if we go there and
BEG beats Toledo, the missile mightland right up stadium because the rocket points
that rivalry to beat the piss outof them. Nothing happened, you know,
we would want to watch something middleground. It's the story of the

(01:13:08):
word. Honestly, what I wouldlike to see is like go to a
BG game or like an OU whenthey're like playing like e m U CMU
Western Michigan. I actually mad.I was looking to get Eastern Michigan tickets
and wait till they got into action. So if like one of the hoschools
went there, because as rare asit is, Eastern Michigan is actually west

(01:13:32):
of the state, they're right there, not too far from the like maybe
an hour from the state line.We have technology. Gentlemen, let's go
down the list. All four sobe November. Action begins October nineteenth.
Well no, uh no, Octoberfifth, that's common play, like wa,

(01:13:57):
it's conference play. Yeah, it'sall conference plays what it would right,
yes, yeah, October fifth isAkron. Yeah, so that begins
action. Okay, Akron. That'sat Akron. October twelfth, they're at
home, hosting Northern Illinois. Thenineteenth, they're hosting Kent State the twenty

(01:14:17):
sixth, they're at Toledo. Thefifth of November, they're at Central Michigan.
Western Michigan comes to them to twelfth. They go to Ballhardso State on
November twenty third, and Miami ofOhio comes to them on the twenty ninth.
Oh I forgot about Miami of Ohio. That's not a bad that's Oxford.
That's not a bad one. That'sright down seventy five too. Yeah,

(01:14:38):
the south Side. Well, Miami, Ohio is coming to BJ.
Oh, that'd be a good one. Yeah, okay, So here are
the games at BG Miami on thetwenty ninth of November, Western Michigan on
the twelfth, the twenty ninth ofNovember. Yes, dude, we would
fucking freeze, but that would beawesome. Oh okay, I'm gonna be

(01:15:00):
real with you until you have satfor a for an ice classic off of
the lake in in first energy.I don't want you to talk about freezing
at a sporting Oh no, Iwent to a that wasn't even a cold
day, and it was cold.I went to a cold football game in

(01:15:21):
Cleveland. I went to a mationuh Beg game on a recruiting visit.
It was Beg and I'm gonna funckthis up. I think it was Beg
and Akron. Okay, no,it was BG. Yes, it was

(01:15:41):
Beg and Acron. It was inState. The wind was blowing so hard
and the snow was coming down sohard, because that's all flat. Yeah,
I know, you couldn't. Youcould barely like watch the game.
You had to take your hand likethis and do like that. Mimic ass
like wind fold over your eyes andthen like tilt your hands down so like

(01:16:04):
you can barely see other than thatyou're getting pelted in the face of fucking
snow. So what you're saying isyou want in October date. No,
I'd be all right with November becausethen I know, I'm I mean,
never mind, I'm gonna keep mymouth shut. November twenty, that date
works better. Yeah, November twelfth, Western Michigan at BG. Oh,

(01:16:26):
that wouldn't be a bad one keywordmight not be snowing, might be snowing.
I don't know. It could befucking seventy degrees. I also think
that these would be tickets we couldget the week of do you agree?
Most likely? Uh, those wouldprobably be tickets we could drive up,
get them at the gate, andwalk in. Absolutely probably pay cast because

(01:16:47):
they'd probably be like twenty I thinkthe cheapest max ticket I've ever seen,
like on like stub hub, Yeah, was like eight dollars. That was
a Kent State game I got.I'm looking at Toledo Eastern Michigan for November
two, and they said tickets thosetwenty three bucks. Of course it was

(01:17:10):
too another. I just love itbecause their campus is so nice. Oh
you oh, it's real nice.I would love to go watch an OU
Action game. Well, let's takea look. I have their schedule pulled
up too. Oh beautiful. Igotta go back to it though, Like
the I mean, I think thesetickets could all better like a tank of
gas price range, I might figureout what I'm doing September twenty first,

(01:17:34):
because Ohio and Kentucky airplane and thatis not a bad drive. Uh they're
at Kentucky, but still, Kentucky'snot a bad drive. Mixington. All
I know is that the gal goeswith me. We're gonna have to make
a trip to Richmond after So actually, Maction must start September twenty eighth for

(01:17:55):
conference play. Possibly well, conferenceconference technically starts in November. I'm sorry,
yeah, November fifth. Mation.For people that don't understand what we're
talking about, that's midwek football ismidweek football on a Tuesday. They start
on a Tuesday. Like there's teamsthat'll play a game their final game on
like Saturday. They have a gamethat next Wednesday, yeah, yep,

(01:18:17):
or Tuesday or sometimes Thursday. Well, if they have a Saturday game,
they wait and do Wednesday Thursday,and then they'll bounce to Tuesday. So
for a action game, that wouldbe at OU. The only one at
OEU for a maction game is EasternMichigan on November thirteenth. Damn. So

(01:18:38):
we could go to twelve. Wellno, not Eastern Michigan is at OU.
So we can get to the twelfthto BG, yeah, and the
thirteenth to OEU. See, thatwould be fucking awesome. The problem is
you expect me to have that muchpto other night games. I think they're
seven o'clock, but then I haveto go deal with children at eight am.

(01:19:03):
I mean, I gotta be atwork at seven. I also don't
know what evenings I'm working. That'syeah, that sucks. That's also the
problem, But that is that isa later problem. Yeah, we'll talk
more with Chap more ones football actuallykicks off. Those are seven o'clock games,
by the way, Yeah, exactly, it's what I just said.

(01:19:24):
I'm sorry, seven o'clock kickoffs.Yeah, I'll call an early spoilerho Ohio
Bobcats go to Syracuse to play theOrange. I'm calling upset Bobcats take that
game. I'm calling Toledo goes backto Detroit for the MAC Championship. They
do, won't try it? Maybeyour program? All right, I got

(01:19:49):
pe, take a break, we'llbe back. Yeah, we're talking.
A second, a TBS three,We're back. Hey, chairman, here
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(01:20:09):
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the fans, Now the moment you'vebeen waiting for the fans weekly, AFB's
and af us. Alrighty, we'reback to it. What about to as?

(01:20:40):
Yeah, yeah, I turned off. We're good. Oh yeah.
Anyway, my boom has to beThis fucking weather sucks, dick, it
sucks, and I blame the headchest cold thinging excuse my coffin. Guys.
I'm sorry, but it's like Iblame it on that I was.
I came from Baton Rouge earlier lastmonth, where the heat in Decks was

(01:21:03):
like it felt like it was likeone hundred and five. Motherfucker. I
woke up this morning it was fiftyone degrees. It's July. Hello,
where's the heat? I am theweird big guy. I don't mind it
being hot because then I can justtake clothes off. Psychopath, I do

(01:21:26):
like Vanilla. Thank you, youare a psychopath. Chris, I'm fucking
doncas of this. Anyways, MyAFB is all the pretty much everyone that
went to social media or acts likethey know hockey, like the fake hockey
fans that don't know the understanding ofthe Con Smith Trophy, that don't understand

(01:21:49):
playoff hockey until the playoffs are around, and they act like they know what
they want. Well, guess whatthey probably figured that a h What team
am I thinking of and drawing ablank on? And it's one of the
worst hockey team, the Blackhawks.They probably figured the Blackhawks were in.
It was talking about Chicago is gonnawin it all and Chicago barely won the

(01:22:11):
number one pick. Al Right,they might have got a number one pick.
I can't remember hockey drafts. Actually, hockey draft I think just happened
this past week or two, whichwas solid but not the big hockey fans
and everyone going to social media cryingabout it, like watch it from the
like getting into the hockey season atthe start of the season, they'll be
a fake fan. Yeah. Agree. My bomb of the week has to

(01:22:35):
be, well weeks has to bethe Lakers for the fact that they drafted
Bronni even though I think they couldhave drafted somebody, then got Bronnie in
free agency, for the fact thathe was definitely gonna be there and he
definitely teammate. Yeah. Literally,but bums of the week now we're undo

(01:22:57):
the unit two, you're Uni ofthe week, sir. Unit of the
Week has to be it's gonna pisshim off, but it's I know it's
been a minute. Is that theuh uh New England Patriots actually did retire
with Brady's jersey. I never thoughtthat was ever gonna happen. Yeah,
finally that's my unit. Dude,the god got what is He's deserved and

(01:23:17):
whatever you want to say, Butwhat what made you think like it?
They finally retired. It was alreadyin the plane, it was, but
I thought he would retire as aPatriot, But I said they retired his
jersey. But actually, my actualaf absolute fucking unit is. Everybody needs
to go watch his speech. No, I heard his speech was good.

(01:23:42):
I didn't have to watch it.His speech was phenomenal about playing football and
how hard it was and stuff overthe years. So kudos to the goat
himself. I know you're just cringingevery time I call him that, but
man, he earned that title,so I care your turn. I mean,
if you think I'm fringing, I'msitting here trying to read other stuff

(01:24:04):
too, because I had a unitand then I drew a blink on it.
But Matt Bucket Mayana of the Weekis the team that I predicted to
win the Stanley Cup and won it, the Florida Panthers. Solid hockey,
going back winning the Eastern Conference,had everybody in the first half after a

(01:24:26):
three to zero lead, blew athree three oh lead to three three,
and then actually made sure, hey, let's not fuck it up, let's
win Game seven, scored, gaveup a quick goal, but then they
were able to retaliate in the secondperiod and they won their first ever franchise
Stanley Cup. Kudos, especially becauseyou went back to back in the East

(01:24:48):
to win it, which in hockeyit's sometimes hard. It's kind of hard
to do to go back to backwinning your conference and then getting back to
the big stage. Right. Unfortunately, they celebrated real quick and a few
Panthers are on the move. Alsohonorable mention NHL free agency. Definitely a
static Jonathan Marshshall is no longer aVegas Gold Night, which eggs, but

(01:25:12):
he's now a Nashville Predator and SmashvilleHockey is definitely gonna get ecstatic for Hey,
don't think you're getting any fucking stepups over there getting ready for my
segment, but it is your turn, chairman. I'm actually making it so
that we can remember what each ofus said. Oh thank god. I
was like, I hope he's writingeverything out for all of us, not
what he said. Yes, thankyou, I'm doing it. I'm doing

(01:25:33):
press, so you're unit. Myheart of the week, gentleman, has
to be those boys on the lakeplaying baseball second second in the league,
second in the league. I underminedthem and I signed it over there,
I wont know what. And we'regonna give a nice little shout out and

(01:25:56):
a little honorable mention to what willbe our future All Stars for the season,
which will be Jose Ramirez, Emanuelclass A and who was the other
picture that they were talking to beup there? Probably byby yes, because
the pitchers are chosen. Jay ramwon his class in terms of picking.

(01:26:17):
I wish Kwan didn't get hurt becauseI believe Kwan had a better chance to
get in. He's fourth I thinkright now, and he's working on the
run. I think he'll probably beon the bench, but he will be
an All Star technically. I thinkthey were talking either Fry or Brennan was
would maybe be on the bench too. But proud of those guys. Yeah,

(01:26:41):
all the guys that were nominative.I want to say, that's the
most we've had in quite a while. So up, shout out to them
boys. Fifty wins before the AllStar break, proud of all Yeah,
absolutely, are you ready for DB'sthree? All right, guys, So

(01:27:15):
we haven't done one of these ina minute that sorry, you know,
work and ship. I actually hadI had to adult what a loser should
actually be scribbled kind of erased witha pencil because I can only write in
a pencil. I hate writing infucking penn And it's just DB's draft and
we're gonna draft or fourth of Julybarbe you how I described it and I

(01:27:41):
mentioned it, I said, it'sstill it's the d like DB's three draft
edition. Actually I should say itthis way. Australians say barbecue. I
say fourth of July cookout. Therewe go, or fourth of July cookout.
Now I am changing it up fromthe Memorial Day. We are going
to have two meets, two sides, a single dessert, and your beverage

(01:28:02):
of choice. Same draft rules apply. Once it's gone, it's gone.
I think last time we started oldest, we're starting the youngest. So Chairman,
you were the first pick of thisdraft. Quick comment of our last
draft your plate. I feel likewe really missed a big opportunity with the
fact that Memorial Day is really kindof tied in with high school graduations,

(01:28:25):
and everybody knows every high school graduationhas pulled pork. We really missed a
big opportunity with having ball. Idon't know, we didn't keep track last
time. This time we have somebodykeeping track. I know we didn't say
pulled pork because I actually went backand listened to nobody said pulled pork.
And we really missed a big fuckingopy they fuck up. Okay, they
fuck up pulled pork. It's reallyeasy to do. All you just got

(01:28:45):
to do is throw barbecue sauce tofix your problem. To be honest,
well pretty much. I mean Ihad a we had a late celebration for
a grab party last week and wedid a taco baar. Can we do
an honorable mention of sauce? Uh? Think about it, Just think about
think about it. As of rightnow, our first main yeah, man,

(01:29:09):
this is tough. I I wonderknow what our first Maine on the
board. What we're going first manon the board, first man on the
board has to be cheddar Brots cheddarBros. That is okay, And if
you can be specific, that's fine, Johnsonville cheddar Brots. So so you

(01:29:33):
can get a different brand. No, I'm definitely not trading. I'm going
to use I knew mine would beavailable. I'm gonna use what I just
went and picked up today for Mosiers, which is I am doing pork belly
Burnett's pork belly burns. That doessound good? All right, old man,

(01:29:57):
all right, don't fucking go withwhat you went with Memorial Day.
That was cheesy, actually cheesey,that was very uncheesy. I need something
fun, creative and beautiful for you. Cheesy. I'm a basic ass old
man. Well that's fucking cheesy,motherfucker. Is why hot dogs? Two
guys? Right, No, that'sthe thing, and that's why I wanted

(01:30:20):
somebody to listen. Thank you,chairman. You can't use those, do
you. I did not use porkbelly. I can't use brisket. Do
you want me to cut up yourhot dogs and serve them to you?
Old man? Old man, youcannot pick hot dogs and and that today,
I'm glad someone listened. Anybody wasgonna listen? Oh no, I

(01:30:40):
just remembered because it's stuck in myfucking head. As I said before,
I'm like our cookouts were just basicas ship. Well make it unbasic,
okay, But buddy, this isyour cookout. This is what you want.
We're talking no price songs right now? Is cheddar Bronzer and port pork
belly? Any any style is offthere, off the board. They're off
the board, all right. Soyou're obviously since I can't be basic as

(01:31:04):
fun, which promotes you all tobombs, because, like I said,
basic, I'm not No, I'mnot fissed off. I'm just calling calling
bad because I told you are basically, that's why I said I'm gonna be
basically, let's go. Well,I'm going with the man and I'm gonna

(01:31:30):
fire me up a good old steak. Okay, I'm just curious you can't
kick you bo. That's an Americadown because when I went to mob me
basic at first name I went,I went to you said steak. I
went to Doomsteak. Everybody goes tubeSteak. I went to the butcher and

(01:31:57):
there was a ship of Revis gone. So Rabby must be the kick this
year for fourth or his life.So bravo. That's a non basic pick.
I'm gonna give him a hand forthat, all right? Uh do
we go back to me or it'sjust all the way around every time.
So now, because you said thatrule of you can't go back and pick
an option that you had last time, I can't use I can't use roman

(01:32:19):
sound absolutely, but I'm worried thatmotherfucker is gonna take it. No,
because you're gonna take it right now. I don't know if I want to
take it right now, but Ithink I met half to this is these
are the mind games that we're playingright now. Yeah, Raman Nunas out
is side number one. I knewhe was gonna take that as soon as
I did. You have any plansof taking it? Be real, So

(01:32:43):
I'm gonna go deep down my meatnumber two and it's actually with my buddy,
yes, down the alley's making.He's going to be doing his uh
pulled pork. Poor. He doesn'tuse sauce though, because he probably knows
how to season at well. Absolutely, absolutely, Christopher, you've got a
maine meat. You have two sidesof drinking of dessert and kill a maine

(01:33:03):
or you can do whatever you want. Drinking dessert. Have been untouched,
that is untapped potential. Fucking obviouslyit's been untouched and drafted it. Yes,
you're pointed it out. This isthe second round. If that's all
taken first, I feel like wemust have vegetarian or vegans amongst us.

(01:33:27):
Yeah, you have someone come outhere a vegetable tree. Well that's always
everywhere, that's basic anyways. Ahso I still have a main fuck it
because I and this was a kicker, because actually I did, but I
didn't plan it for a holiday.Now I'm gonna play in effect, I'm

(01:33:48):
taking a second maine and I'm takingchicken, and usually how I did chicken,
And that's actually my old man andhe taught me, is real chicken?
Oh yeah, grilled chicken or you'llput it in the talent like season
getting everything and we're cooking that.Now, what cut of chicken I need
to know this? Breast, thighs, breast thighs, you have wings,

(01:34:10):
you have drums, you have somany selections of chicken. He goes back
and forth because one day one hedid breast and then the other he did
thye. But if I did it, I probably do breast because I would
feel like the flavor sticks more withbreasths a thigh guy, but I like
dark meats. Well, here's alsoa thing. I love chicken breast thigh.

(01:34:30):
I don't well chicken breast, butI think the Italian does great,
and I think it holds the moisturein. But a normal chicken breast it
just dries out way too fucking fast. If you know how to chicken cook
a chicken breast, it will notdry out. That's true too, all

(01:34:51):
right, So you have what metthe main side dessert drink gentlemen, I'll
say you're welcome. I just gaveyou a bit since you call me basic.
That was a whole ass fucking rant. Hey, we could click that
and save it anyway. What's you'retaking? Tick talk? Tick talk?

(01:35:17):
It's a mind game. Now,since I'm playing the other one into effect,
we're gonna go. Since we mostlydid beers last time, I'm gonna
switch it up. I'm gonna takethe first drink off the ball any drink
concept. I am gonna go witha strawberry lemonade with vodka. So Tito's

(01:35:42):
Tito strawberry lemonade. I dig it. That's festive ish. I like it.
I am also gonna follow the drinkroute because you always have to have
a drink, and because it's fourthof July and I'm going to want to
drink quantity over quality. Yes,I know. The last drink I picked

(01:36:04):
was Miller Lite. I'm going tochoose bush Light. Now you picked Natty
Light because I took Miller from you. Yes, I want to take a
bush Light. You are about thelattes. Yeah, what do you got?
So you took a drink? Youtook a drink. I will not
break it. I will stick witha drink last time might have Millert and

(01:36:27):
I get that. But there's anothertasting beer that I actually drink, and
I usually drink on the fourth.And this drink is not just any other
drink. It's still a beer,but it's brought to you by the power
of Clyde's Dales. That's right,the great American logs. I will drink
a Budweiser. Budweiser. I usuallydrink Budweiser around the knew the drinks holidays

(01:36:55):
pretty straightforward. Yeah, so therewe eliminated the drinks easy. Peas and
limbs easy. Neither of you havepicked a side. Yeah, and I'm
about to pick my second. Ibelieve on no no what. We're gonna
leave my second side to later.We're gonna go after dessert. I will

(01:37:19):
be going with a festive rice crispytreat with the red, white and blue
star sprinkles. Fuck you, Ihave been on a fucking huge rice crispy
tree. You didn't use it lasttime, motherfucker, and I left it
for you. Huge. That wasa huge bald. That was a huge
tea bag right to my face andwondering what bringing it back to you buddy,

(01:37:42):
right back. I took robin saladfrom you. Hey right here,
all right. My first side isuh probably my favorite side for Fourth of
July cookouts. It is foil packedpotato. Oh man, why didn't I
think I make it in a verylarge scale. So I do an aluminum

(01:38:06):
pan and I just throw it on. I get the grill hot, kind
of scrape it, throw it inwhile it's still on high and crank it
when crank it down to low andlet it sit for an hour. I
don't have to touch it. Andit's like having one big foil pack right
there. Everybody can dive in it. All tastes the same. She's a
fuck ton of oil and some seasoningand good beauty, which, yeah,

(01:38:31):
onions have to be in it.What do you got? So I got
two sides? Right? You havetwo sides in the dessert because usually Fourth
of July everybody's really hungry for somereason. I mean, I'm always hungry
all the time. So I knockout a side and like you do with
the foil and stuff, because that'snot gonna light. The potatoes is good.
I did a corn on the cob, was waiting for somebody to take

(01:38:57):
it. I was waiting cancer froma basic ass man. No, no,
no, no, that's not sofar. You're on track for a
really good cookout. No, Ijust didn't want and hot dogs family cookout.
That's usually what it is. They'rebasics. So I'm just like,
off, follow the basic soup.So you have a side left, desert

(01:39:19):
and main. He has a sidein the dessert. You have a side
and dessert. You guys are reallyreally riding each other. Huh No,
I don't know what I'm taking next. I feel like I just didn't gonna
leave that Maine there. This istough with piss everybody off to comes to

(01:39:46):
me. So we talked about itearlier with the ruling and everything about a
sweet side. I'm just gonna cutit down. Is acceptable, yes,
but I don't think it's going tohappen. It might just become an honorable
mention. I I don't know.Come on, bud um scrut. We're

(01:40:12):
going watermelon for the side. Hell, yes, I was waiting for somebody
to say watermelon needed to be said. In the summer. It is amazing.
I definitely have an entire one tomark my dessert off because I'm conflicted
on my side. This is adessert that I haven't had in a while.
My grandma used to make it alot for the Fourth of July,

(01:40:34):
and it just popped in my headbecause it popped on my social media not
too long ago. Yes, fruitpizza. Oh okay, I know what
you're talking about. Sugar cookie,bass yep, vanilla icing, strawberries,
blueberries, whatever the fuck you wantto put on top. Usually strawberries and
blueberries fire delicious. All right,So you gotta side in a dessert,

(01:40:58):
Well, you took a watermelon.Also going to go with a melan of
some sort on sweet side that's actuallycandlelop, good old candlope. Wow,
so too Wow. I'm I'm gonnaI'm gonna look like a fat fuck with
my last No, it's all right, because actually might, like he said,
a sweet side, I usually didthat, like watermelon candle up.

(01:41:18):
I usually do it as a dessert. Nah. But y'all, I'm going
to get last, but not leastyour last main. Yeah, my last
meme. Because you guys went allthe way through, I had no reason
to jump on the gun. Idon't know, there's so much gut on

(01:41:39):
the table. I went with ribslast time, right, you did go
to the ribs, went with ribs? And what else did I go with
it? Something? I only hadone meat? Ye, you only had
one meat, which actually I thinkI switched and took the rods the last
because I thought I was basically bird. What's how about we go chicken kebabs?

(01:42:09):
Bro, that's a move. We'llgo with it's it's a form and
you can use chicken thighs for that. They actually work better than with thighs.
M h. I prefer my kebabswith thighs, not breast. Yeah.
Oh, thighs are always juicy,alright, sir. My last side,

(01:42:30):
mmm, I can't take ramen salad. You lose, I lose.
Oh, just because I have tohave some sort of cold side. I'm
gonna do ranch style pasta salad asmine. What was I'm sorry? Ranch

(01:42:54):
style pasta salad, Ranch style pastasalid So that is ranched ranch used in
a pasta's down? Yes, ranch. I wasn't gonna go with cole saw
because I kind of kept that always. But the actual my honorable mention,
I have one ready, Okay,all right, old man, So I'm
on dessert. Last pick homemade puttingdessert, dirt pudding. Dirt putting pudding,

(01:43:20):
what a man? I always justcall it an oreo pudding, dirt
pudding. Are you you better beputting the gummy worms in that I usually
do. Absolutely. I don't likeit with the gummy worms. Don't.
You're a freaking communist. You're acommunist. It's conflicting. It's it's too

(01:43:42):
conflicting with the with the Usually whenI have it, it's without the gummy
worms. Don't like side that youcan have it this motherfucker the basics.
That's a basic right there. That'ssome basic shit. Yeah, what a
fucking round, gentleman. So Iwill say we all have good cookouts now

(01:44:04):
that we've got him off burgers andhot dogs fucking out. I'll tell you
I'm coming all these me too.I hope I get an invite. So,
honorable mention was, I'm trying toconvince my dad smoked mac and cheese,
smoked mac and cheese, because Iwanted to do a pork belly mac

(01:44:28):
and cheese concept for Fourth of Julythis year instead of doing a twenty pound
brisket and I go home with tenpounds of brisket. You can't go wrong
with pork, mac and cheese.Honorable mention, any honorable mention. This
is where the table's free. Yeah, this is free agency. You can
go back to whatever you want.Yeah. I was gonna say, usually
homemade salad, whether it's macaroni salad, potato salad, or even like,

(01:44:50):
yeah, any one. Usually ifI do it, it's homemade macaroni salad,
which actually was on my Memorial Daylist. Actually, my grand we
had homemade CoA salat too. What'syours, brother, they're in a nice
warm weather holiday that I'm not smackingdown on some potato salad. See,

(01:45:15):
man, I just had so manyvariations of potato salad. That's why I'd
rather just cook my potatoes. Youever had German potato salad? Yeah?
I didn't like it. You don'tlike fried potatoes and bacon grease? No?
I oh no, I actually hadlegit German potato salad from the Auto
bond down at Schmidt's. That shitwas fucking weird. That's not what that

(01:45:38):
is. That's what I've always knownit as. I don't I don't think
that's that's what I've Actually German potatosalad, well, number one, They
serve it warm. Yeah, it'svery weird. Real German potato salad,
that's very weird. It's an acquiredtaste, I don't think. So.

(01:45:59):
They blow the potatoes and then theykind of give them a saute and they
cook them in bacon grease. IfI remember correctly, they I I've had
it at Schmid's before, when Dadand I went down and we got the
Unlike mayonnaise based American potatoes out,German potatoes out is tossed in a vinegar
based dressing made with bacon drippings.It is usually served warm instead of cold,

(01:46:20):
but some people prefer serve it atroom temperature. Yeah, it was
weird. It was potatoes, bacon, onion, vinegar, sugar, seasonings,
and herbs. Maybe they had toomuch vinegar in it. That might
have been wine. Something threw meoff. Well, I don't mind vinegar
because Dalton. Everything else in thismaybe the sugar, but everything else in
this is just your foil PACs.I think it was the sugar. It's

(01:46:41):
just your foil pack, that's allit is. You know, you just
made me think of putting bacon inmy foil packs. Do it? We're
waiting. I have three pounds ofbacon at home. It's a life changing
experience. Do it. So,gentlemen, do we have any other final
words called filanta? It's fun piecesof information. I need this to go
away before the fourth. Absolutely,I agree. So everyone have a happy

(01:47:06):
and say fourth. Don't drink anddrive. For the love of God,
please don't smart the cops already outthis week. Just don't do it.
They've been out for a week anda half, especially because our our fair
is going on to have a dd oh yeah, yeah, we're drinking

(01:47:27):
home. Yeah, drinking that homeis great. Call somebody, be a
freaking adult. Call somebody if youcan. Yeah, it's not that hour.
She had a text, Hey Ishouldn't drive, Can you come pick
me up? And last, last, last case, sleep in your vehicle.
I have to do it. Donot put the keys anywhere near that

(01:47:49):
ignition though, keep the keys hiddensomewhere or somewhere and then slipping them in
the cup holder. Wow. Ithink we just gave a spiel on do
not drink and drive. Absolutely,And if you do, we're gonna haunt
you. Yeah. Yeah, We'regonna be your biggest nightmare. Yeah,

(01:48:15):
I'm gonna coming out and give youthis head cold. Yeah, freaking wicked
cut child, it's cut you comeshow, happy for it. Happy Independence
Day, pitches. It's time togo. I gotta bedtime reminder. I
gotta go to bed here in fortyfive minutes. Yeah, there's Betty by

(01:48:39):
time not I. I uh,I feel like it's a good stopping point.
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