The Fans Select...Cheese - Draft Special - NYASFP Ep. 187 - Not Your Average Sports Fans Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's okay. You have to have CT kicked in from.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
The last time. What happens to the dojo stays in asana,
but then yet it's still leaked to the internet.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh self burnt. Those are rare. This is a family
friendly podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
You are now listening to the Not Your Average Sports
Fans Podcast. Now here's your host, Alec Bichelman and the fans.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hello and welcome to Not Travis Sports Fans Podcast. I'm
not Buckman. Welcome to the studio, other fans. Today we're
doing a SMR. This is me messing with the mike.
Was that a Was that a dusty fart or was
that a mountain dew?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know, you decided.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I think it was a dusty fart. H I think
it was a dusty fart of five.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, I just slowed a fucking dusty fart of.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Five boiled eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I was I'm gonna send here from I was hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I was in a rush, and what's the fastest thing
you could eat? Horribleed eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I don't know he's trying to tell you, but you
know what, y'all were trying like a golf into or
something with how you were talking just here now, I
mean he's.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Going for par This was the greatest Masters I've ever watched.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
This legend because Scott Vampelt wants talk about his Master's moment,
which obviously we shared before or I mentioned it before
the New Heights podcast, but the Kels Brothers say it
Scott vam Pelt. Scott Vampelt talked about how he covers
The Masters on Thursdays and Fridays, and he did a
clip for when he's on TV talking about the shop.
Crisp Travis says he wants to go how's it going.

(01:51):
He's like, you're fucking horrible, Just to give him ships
and giggles, which they're all laughing about it because he's like, oh,
now we're going to Hotel Team for Pa.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well damn, but na go check it out.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Scot Vampou's a fucking dude.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Anyways, let's do this cold intro. Correct, don't want online?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Correct? I should never be allowed to go to the
Short North Market unattended.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh that's a bad day.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's a bad day to be a first time.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well it's not the first time I went. I walked
through there before. I just think that food. But I'm
at a convention right now, today and tomorrow, and I
didn't bring a lunch today, so I was like, fuck it,
I'll go down and check this place out. I had
a double cheeseburger. I had halapeno poppers. I had a

(02:48):
New York style cheese slice. Never get cheese, but it
just the extra cheese. Pule sold me. Oh yeah, two
donuts from Buckeye Donuts. Nice and Jenny's ice cream. Oh,
and tacos.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
You said you went to the North Market, Yeah, sure,
did you go over to the Oyster Bar?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, but there was like nobody there. Oh I almost did,
but they're three fifty an oyster and I was like,
I don't want my dick to be rock fucking hard
when I'm walking around a convention for how much fucking oysters?
I just ate. That's that. That's not a good that's
not a good site. That's not pretty.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
No, you're your own agearm nightman, exactly. You make more
paperwork for yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I don't need to make more paperwork for myself.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh, but yes, it's a it's a very troubling day
when you're at North Market and you're hungry.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
And I almost went into Hot Chicken Takeover just to
get a sandwich. But I had to hold myself back.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
You can go in and set They have really good
seating in there, they do. I saw that that's the
only place you really can sas.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
So tomorrow I'm going to that Chicken take Over because
a sandwich. So I want so bad right now. Oh,
but pizza will scratch the itch. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Allegedly, allegedly, we gotta welcome somebody back. Hi, buddy, Hi,
shut the hell out. Him is a busy Man's.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
A busy man. I got a family, I got.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Holy ship, stick socking ship. What's up?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Him's a busy man.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
He's a busy man.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
How's it been, busy man?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Been pretty good?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Good, pretty good?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Pretty good. Lots happened, well, not a lot, but a lot.
Uh changed jobs a couple of times working at the
whirl of pools right now.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Shit happens.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I pay the bill, they pay you.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
My only complaint at the end of the day typically
is just my back.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hurts, back pains chronic.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
It'll be there.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
You'll have it in anyway. I'll have it anywhere as well,
take it anyway as you will. Yes, but the money
shows up.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
It does, it does, and it helps.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Absolutely so good. I'm happy to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Happy you're here.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
We got a fun night tonight too.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh absolutely, you.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Picked the greatest time to come back.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I just.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
The stars aligned properly for this to happen.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's a fre deep down.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I did.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
I did.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
The plums were plump.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Plums were plumped.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
My girlfriend and her sister are out for the night.
I'm home alone, and I get I see a message
on the fans snap that or the we're here. Of
course snapped it. You guys are recording, So I said,
screw it, let's go fuck it.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
We're here, might as well be here, all right, Chris,
what's on the mind?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
I'm giving you my mic because that mike sounds horrendous,
and I apologize for that.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say not to. We're not using
the truck mike apparently tonight.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
So yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
So, uh, let's see what's on the mind.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Adult teens zero out of ten will not recommend. But
the dad life, Oh my god, I want to change
it for the world. But yeah, tern in that being
a dad awesome. Uh, wake up, go to work.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Go home, go to bed.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Weekends, go by quick. Uh. Other than that, just enjoying
all the sports. Moment had a solid march madness with
the men's got the champion right, women's I had the
championship predicted correctly, but uh, shout out of UCLM for
the win. Uttern than that. We're just here. So chairman,
it's on the mind, bud as you take your mic back.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Uh, while we're on my mind, I'm gonna turn your
number three back on. I want you to try again.
I changed I changed something. Try now.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh sorry, I took it and put it out of commission.
Oh no, you're good.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Bring three back over. Oh okay, yeah, pluger in.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
How's that?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Try it again there? Yeah, it still sounds quiet, it
sounds wild.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Well, I could still unhook it on.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
No know what, go again.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
You're there.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It's not bad. We're just gonna have to deal with it.
We're running with it.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Only you, Yeah, because you're not listening to it. You
hear him by his voice.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
It's just it's a hot mess. Express mountain. You don't
well your mountain dew can mountain do itself off my
freaking mountain don't mountain duke.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, so, uh this claimer apologies if this sounds scratchy,
but I guess we're pregaming for tough Truck later and.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Like exactly, we're ready for the county Fair and the sales.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
If you think about it, it gives us a little
bit of class.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
We'll flavor well. I guess hey, and if you don't
like the sound of it, make a comment, let us know,
tell us how bad it.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, called Christo Jibberoni because you'll probably agree with you.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Facts on the mind today. Uh, I don't know, man,
just what going on. Got weddings coming up, including one here.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh God, don't remind me. I mean yes, I'm yes, yes, yes,
I mean for a courthouse. Yeah, whatever it's I mean
I wouldn't say it's whatever, because I would if I
say it's whatever, I'm going to get shot. It's an
important it is an important happen Facts. Uh, we're actually

(08:34):
I got to figure out how to do that snapchat fielder.
Uh for the little after after reception. That's another thing
on my list.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I think it's only a couple of bus snapchat for
that area.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, it's probably part of that snapchat plus too?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Is it a part of the plus?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Last time I heard about it was before they had plus.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So I'll figure it out.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
But I want to know what's truly on my mind,
What truly is on my mind?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
This is pizza fucking's uh.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
You know the rules, mister pizza. No, do whatever you
gotta do up the box.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Now I got I can go that way. Thank God
you're back.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Holy ship smell like, do whatever you gotta do. Shake
it way. We're on a scale. Wouldn't be a bad
idea to maybe we should go those grocery store scales.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's like oh for like, oh yeah, are you one
of them?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
But yeah, but the bad thing is we still had
to tape the norm.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
But now we just do Now we just do a
loopy loop and pole and then you sho. I think
I got all of them? I think I got one.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
But also to check it, how many angle?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Gave me another one?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
This different angle?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Wow, it's because he tried to eat the cardboards.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Okay, pepperoni sausage, banana pepper must not banana pepper onion mushroom?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
How many are there for? Yeah, mushroom sausage pepperoni ham,
that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Pepperoni sausage, mushroom, and I'll go onion.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Pepperoni sausage, bacon onion.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Okay, all right, it can be ham good.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Thumb nail nice ye okay? On Facebook like comment, subscribe.
What is that fucking ham bacon pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
And it's a meat lover's.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Ham pepper yeah, ham pepperoni bacon sausage. But it's okay,
we know what it is.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Looks good, looks fine to me?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Oh no, sor over here. I'm hunger.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
I'm gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Damn. Go to town son a couple. You still the
whole thing, that's okay, Get your scrapings, get you, come on,
come on, get you extras. You know you know you
want it.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Meet should be not sure you can make it?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You want it here? How big?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Askweed?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
There?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I know.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
If I want one, I'll get one.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Sharing is carrying.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Carring is sharing.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Sharing is carring unless it's the clue.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Unless you're a Karen.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Karen's don't share.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
They take fucked an ostrich what allegedly allegedly? Oh okay,
that's that's you know where that's from. I know, I know, God,
I know, it's been a while since.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
The whole family's back.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
We're back calling each other jackasses.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I thought this was a family show. Bullshit. I remember he.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Did the thing. I remember, remember, I remember, you remember.
I don't remember. I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
All right, I'm posting this, but let's start this topic rolling.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Hang on. So I just realized something.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, yeah, what's up.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
We each have a drink.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
All have mountain dew. They're all different flavors.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, you missed last week or two weeks ago or
three weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I've missed like the last year.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I know. That's fine. No, we did a draft on
mountain style. Guess what the draft is tonight. Huh. Coke
products made him happy on that one weapon? Why because
I've been on a fucking dit coke kick. I don't
know why. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I was at one point too.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
It's not bad, it's not bad. I'm gonna be completely honest. Yes,
there is a difference between McDonald's compared to anywhere else,
but that's because if you didn't know, the McDonald's coke
and diet coke and sprite are all served out of
a steel container.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yep, that's why they also had they had a little
bit more syrup to him.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, a little bit heavier.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
So that way, when your ice melts, it balance just
doesn't dilute it. I almost said I was looking for
a sea word. Almost a constant bates, I know that
one right in constantly.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Hear me out, just get it in no ice, I
do it.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Hits so much better I didn't.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I lived my whole life up until I was in college.
And my buddy goes, why do you get ice? What
the fuck are you talking about? He's like, why do
you get ice? I don't know, because it's keeps my
drink cold. He's like, get it without ice. And I
got a coke and McDonald's without ice and it was cold.

(14:11):
He's like, I fucking told you you get Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
You get more pop. And here's my thing about it.
Because I've done the no ice shipped for a while,
I'm not. I don't sit here and nurse my drink
for it to get warm. I sit here and just
drink it. If I sit here, and if you let
it get warm, by the time you let get warm,
it's flat.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Then starting to get flat.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, flat flat soda is not that bad. I've had.
I've had to deal with it before.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't like it, but I'll drink it if I
got Yeah, just tastes like it just tastes like diet.
I mean honestly, then the diet just tastes flat. Right,
That's what I'm supposed to do, right, But back to
your comment about a good old d C.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I could I can kill some DC, dude, I can
hammer DC. I got a d C when I was
a short north just to mesh all the food I
ate together.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It was just like, at all that food you ate,
you probably will be constipated.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Uh. That burger was pretty damn greasy.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Mind be right.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It was an Oklahoma burger too, so it's a smash
burger and onions. Oh it was really good. No, I'm
might ship my pants. And I had five hard boiled eggs.
I can't. Yeah, yeah, I have snack, man.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Right, you had you had to have. You had to
have your pre dinner snack snack, completely honest.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Usually we message each other like, hey, like what are
we going to get? And I was gonna actually offer
up a pizza and actually I'll give a shout out
to the Okay Cafe on this one.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I didn't think about that.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Sorry, No, you're good, No, you're fine. I was I'm
off on Fridays now with the new gig. I got
at the State Yes, and Sarah and I went, I'm
sorry it was Saturday. But anyways, so we went on
a Saturday. We talked about going on a Friday, and
we went on a Saturday after we got done working
out together, and she goes, well, you guys get this pizza.

(16:20):
All the time, I was like, do you guys? I
was like, no, I'll find a pizza like I want.
That was eyeball on the breakfast pizza because it was
eleven o'clock in the morning on a Saturday, like eleven thirty.
But I was like now and then I looked down.
I saw at the bottom of their menu. If you
see what it's called, a fourteen inch half pounder. Yeah,

(16:41):
classic Pepperonis, extra cheese, and I asked for it. Well done.
That was the heaviest pizza Pepperoni pizza I've ever ate.
It was really really good though it does some fire yep,
So I was going to request.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
That so half pounder.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh, it's so good. It is cheap. I will be honest. Okay,
has cheap pizza, but it's good. It's good.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's hard to find a good priced pizza anymore.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Which I was informed of their Caledony location closed really
like a while ago.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
So all right, gentlemen, we need to talk about real
hot topics right now.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Everybody's a Carolina fan right now?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, we're Carolina fans for tonight.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
So the Jackets have a shot to go to the
Stanley Cup, play for the Staple Cup.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Montreal has to lose in regulation and we gotta win
tomorrow night and regulation.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yes, And the only reason why I say that is
because I can actually watch hockey now.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Hockey.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yes, it took me a while to figure out how
to do it. I can watch hockey now.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Is it by chance?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Illegal?

Speaker 8 (17:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Fan duel? And direct TV?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I didn't know that, and what the agreement? So what
happens when I live on like streaming apps since like
twenty oh god about twenty seventeen and then YouTube TV
didn't have it? So the direct TV except it sucks
because I can only watch fucking Reds games. Yeah, not
even a Reds fan?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Is that just because of location?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
No? They did. They had a deal with FanDuel.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's got a deal with It's so stupid And this
is the one thing.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
That pisses me off. The Guards are charging ninety nine
dollars a year for their streaming and the Reds walk
into a fan duel contract that it's.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I was not a fan on The Guards are back
on cable too, which one Spectrum?

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah, I got in my Choice fifteen play it's on Spectrum.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Damn, I need to get Spectrum again, is what it
sounds like.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah, you can do the Choice fifteen.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's like.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
They say about channels.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I mean, it wouldn't not anything more than what I
pay right now. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
But another thing with the Guards streaming, it's not only
the Guards for the season, but you get some of
the minor league teams too, So you could watch Columbus
and Toto.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Because I looked into.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
It because I was like, shoot, I watched some of
the minor leagues fair. They watched Boll Brenn and play
phenomenal baseball with Columbus a few nights ago.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Columbus Best Baseball plays.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Also Stemen Kwan, he's that guy.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Absolutely. I also didn't know how. I didn't know how
big of a cult following uh Angel had until We're
in Cleveland Saturday, and dudes were literally sitting on the
wall practically cat calling him. It was wild, literally like
I I genuinely thought one of them was going to

(19:49):
scale down the wall and kiss the man on the lips.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Like.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
It was wild.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
It was, it was excessive, it was obsessive. Dog, I
don't think you understand.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I wonder how his reaction was last night when.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Angel when he tweaked his right arm trying to him
for a pop up.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
How you feel, dude, I will tell you. Like there
there is something so joyful about sitting on the back
wall under the scoreboard, for the fact that most people
that sit over there are usually guys in their twenties
that just love baseball to the level that they don't
care where they're sitting.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
But it's like.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Creepy borderline talking like dude, it was wild. And when
he had that diving catch to close the game out,
Oh my god, dude probably needed new pants. It was wild.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
No, you're wild.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
What you said he was gonna go kiss him on
the mouth.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
He was obsessed with him, dog, Yeah, gap guards are
playing by guards normally, dude.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
The rads are hanging around five hundred, so Tito's got
that team rolling all right, was going to be back.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Tito's doing his usual spring space ball. Speaking of big
talks in terms of the MLB, how about these torpedo bats.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Well, they're putting the wrong team's fucking hands, I'll tell
you that much.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Well, so, the weird thing is the Yankees were teeing
off at the beginning season. Now they kind of plateaued
a little bit. Is it just because everybody kind of
figured it out and is just pitching to it correctly?
What do we think's going on here?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
No idea.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I mean, they're still using them, so I think it's
it's just a matter of the more teams are using
that too. Yeah, it's just a matter of now teams
are figuring out what they are and they're just finding
a way to make them. What's talk.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Oh yeah, And I don't know. The pitching's gonna have
to change as well to it. You know, absolute you're
gonna be You're gonna be pitching a lot more defensive
than you will be offensively to be able to again
account for that, and maybe your pitching is gonna be
more of Okay, we're not trying to get strikes. We're
just trying to get them to ground out, because at
the end of the day, you get a power hitter

(22:23):
up there and you get him to ground out, he
ain't getting a first in time, right, you keep it
inside the infield.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Mm hm.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
So I'm interested to see how it changes throughout the
year as well, because we've seen this battle for years now.
It goes back and forth from the pitchers are too
are too good right now? Or they've got something that's
given them an advantage. Now the batters have an advantage again,
then the pictures have an advantage, then the batters have
the advantage. It's spider tack all the stuff with different
loadings of bats and different things like that. Like, it's

(22:52):
just always back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
When are we gonna get a middle ground where it's
just back to the way it should be, or that
we feel it should be.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Whereat Ever, when they stop trying to reinvent the wheel.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
They're gonna keep reinventing the wheel every other week.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's the problem. Yeah, it won't stop until they stop.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Somebody's getting paid every week to reinvent.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
The exactly because I remember I watched the bed of
the Sunday night game between Rays and potteris and when
that was all a topic's like you got any more
than torpedo bats is in the same place, Like y'all
got any more of them things.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Don't get me wrong, Like reinventing the wheel can be
a good thing, but when they do it is much
and as often as they do, uh kind of becomes
a problem.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Pay all that money and use them torpedo bats and
they're still not gonna make it out of the division,
out of the American League, get champs. Still early to
where we just started the marathon.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Fine, I'm sobolutely sorry, guys.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, you're good.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I just fucked up my finishing the back half of
my draft.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
How dare you?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
There's one thing I'm gonna switch out on it we
get to the pick.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
So when it comes to the Guardians for me this year,
I'm looking at them. I expect them to make the playoffs,
but I'm not like they need to be the one seed.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
No, no, no, I want to parade, damn it.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I mean I want to parade too, Don't get it wrong,
I want, I don't. I'm just saying I don't care
what position it comes from I want to parade.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
You're not hell bent on them right, No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Like I, I do expect them to make the playoffs
and until I see that e beside their name towards
the end of the season.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah, they're there. Truly, should never be a count
out with this team, absolutely until we start seeing a
true decline, which we haven't, so I don't expect any.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Right.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Again, we're not racing. It's a marathon, so we're still
getting everything piece together. Yes, we saw have a few
guys that are in minor leagues that are trying to
find their rhythm so they could get caught up. Yes,
we saw players that are injured that are trying to
find our rhythm to come back. As long as we
hang around in five hundred.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
By July, we're all right wicked.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Same for the Reds too with Tito, because that means
works as magic too.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
The Guardians have been running this marathon since nineteen fifty. Yes,
where's they've.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Been running it harder since twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
They have been.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
The finish line is also running in the same direction.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, we're not running yet, but we're probably gonna be running.
Everybody's running in there for a minute. They weren't running.
They were in the car driving.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
So before anyway, what's really good from what I've been
seeing on social media, the Guardians have a really, really
good Well that's the first time I had to actually
call him. The Indians. They have a really good backup
with Lake County. There's a lot of young kids that
were really good.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, how woke of you?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
How woke of You're playing with their hair on fire?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
They always are playing with their hair on fire.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Dog, this last game, I saw six home runs. M hm, yes,
what like this is getting nuts.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
We have the bats. We just need to make sure
our pitchers stay healthy and become healthy. And Tristan McKenzie
gets out of his head because he pitched horribly Friday.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
That was a mess.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, he closed that game.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Fridan was the close. Wait, we're working him as a closer.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
He was the closer. Friday. We're up seven to nothing
and he tried to blow it or seven to two?

Speaker 8 (27:07):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Get it together, stinky exactly, tell him.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Well, you know it's April, but dude, and he wasn't
even at the top of the lineup.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
He was middle of the line up. The guys he
was fixing the guys who was in the game.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
We're playing right now. I got turning on and watch
and I'm like, wait, we got Stixer.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
The guys he was up against, he had one guy
that was over two hundred. Everybody else was under two hundred.
Now get me, it's only been a couple of weeks
into the season, but still you're only batting under two
hundred right now, and you can't pitch to that guy?
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Wasn't dude?

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Yeah? Because it was against the Royals, right, Yeah. I
think he had Passaquanta to start the line up. Yeah,
course that guy is that. Then he pass Iguana. Not
too shabby anyways, different topic.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Well, now, then that last play he got saved for
the fact that Angel Angel Martinez. Oh for that ball
in the center field. Ye if he didn't dive and
catch that ball, that was iron guarantee, and that just
starts started the count. It just I don't know, he's
just so far into his head right now that it's scary.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yes, you in the back, we're talking about Angels. I
haven't been on since this has happened, but thank the Lord,
Angel Hernandez is out of the MLB.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Absolutely no, Actually, that's that's worthy.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Know that that was a good that was a good bringing.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I'm proud of that. I'm proud that I bitched about
him for ever and he's finally gone, and I thank god.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
He ruined many nights.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
There's an Angel Junior going around now. I can't remember
his name, but yes, well we need to take care
of that guy absolutely now mentioned Yeah, allegedly, then they're
going to work the ABS system.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Actually, Bronson said, never trust to your name. Angel.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
That's good. You know what I like action. That's a
good reference. That's a really good reference. The only song
I know, Yes, dude, fuck That's delicious is one of
my favorite things to watch on YouTube. He just goes around,
gets stone and eats and works out. Now it's great.
I can't do the get Stone part, which sucks balls.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
But I'll do that for you.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
You can do it for you and me both by yay.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
I want to know what might work out though the
ban of the toush push No, what do you mean
not happen? You don't think so?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
No, why is that it's not gonna happen? What? What
in it is detrimental to the game?

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Give me some injury.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
How many injuries I have happened on the Toush push?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, I don't know. They're gonna start a statistic soon.
There's gonna be some random statistics.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
No, because I'm telling you right now. If if I'm okay,
if I'm a professional football player in the NFL, yes,
and I see eight fucking dudes with no foot splits
coming up, I know what's.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Coming, So start diving.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, exactly, That's it's football.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
If they're gonna allow the Toush push, they need to
allow the linebackers being able to jump over the defensive line. Ye, agree,
because that's a way to stop them last.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Unless you're Frank you lou then he just do it
early and you know they war a team a touchdown.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
But we're gonna go back to my original statement. The injuries.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
There's been none from the dive.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
There's none from.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
The diving over the line here, No, there're no for
the Toush push. There has been no.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I'm talking about in terms of that, in terms of
being able to dive over the line with fall.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh well yeah, that's gonna cause injuries.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
But that's what the NFL cares about. They lose money
when quarterbacks get hurt.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yes, Chris, No, sorry, Lenny.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
You go everything.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
I was like letting you know I have a stat
so cuse of course, here we go. The greatest NFL scores, schedule, outs,
and stats with more mainly on the touch push. Zero
injuries were reported from such the play, but it barely
accounted for one fifth of a percent about the NFL.
All the offensive plays in the NFL in twenty four,
espn A reported just one hundred and one about thirty

(31:16):
five four hundred and fourteen offensive plays in twenty twenty
four were toush push plays, or zero point to eight
five percent. The two teams that ran it the most
obviously Philadelphia because lokwil they got him, and the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
So there's no point. You have no reason to get
rid of it.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't know what something.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
They don't have the personnel, dude, that was a dumb
fucking statement. They don't have the personnel.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Kyler don't have to run.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
You can just have the personnel big.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Jivee behind Kyler. He could pick up Kyler and.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
There, Oh you know what, what is the touchbush? It's
literally just the offensive lineman going down to the ground
and pushing then of mine back so the quarterback can
go forward. Kyler Murray is little enough, he can he.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Can just go into the center.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Kyl just trying to figure out what the next.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Brother young will take notes too.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Kyler Murray can just groundhog Day the center. Did he
see a shadow?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Well, I mean he's got good hops too.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
He does have hops.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
I'll get him that. I don't know. There's one guy
that could stop it, but that's gonna be another topic
for another moment, which I'll probably mention it and call
it out.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
But well, wait, Kyler is better just from out of
the pockets rambling, So yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I don't think he could take a hit like that though,
or we get jumbled up like that in a pile
of a lot of grown ass.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Men, weird flex.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
I mean, I can think of another quarterback because it'll
probably tears.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Whether Achilles actually.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
I mean Drew Brees kind of did it ever once
in a while.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Another team out there that could do it very well
with a running back fake on it bears No, it's
out that way. The Chargers, Yeah, JK JK, they could
do it.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Why are you kidding? I mean, why are you kidding?
You said, JK, stop joking around on its JK.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Dobbins.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
This is a series. I mean, how many other teams
could do it?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Though?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
The Jets could do it. Now we got justin Field.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
The Browns if they want to find.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Joe in there, they don't let Nick Shot do it
before Joe Fraco.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I know we'll get to the draft talk here a
little bit. But like I've got any of like the
top five teams, well, like you could easily get a
quarterback elsewhere, and we'll talk about that here a little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, fun topic, yeah tough, Oh yeah, top five yeah absolutely,
yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Plus I still have a theory for the Browns.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
My theory is already playing right now.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Is it a game theory?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
It's actually a smart theory to get what they want?
Oh oh, I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I just want to say one little piece before we
move along to the draft conversation. The Caves were number
one in the East, as.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
You mentioned Cleveland and one you had a good word
for you say, were or are are the number.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
On the n b A.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
The NBA season has come to a well, regular season
has come to a close.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
They played the play in last night.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Started last night. Sarriers and Magic are moving on their
to seven seeds.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Wild, but just thought it bringing out hockey? What hockey?
You said?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Wild? Yeah, look at him.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah, we talked about I know, but he's on his
farewell trauma.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
So next year will be his farewell tour. I know
it's trauma. But once he left Pittsburgh we clapped their cheeks.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
So we're good.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Wicked that's a movie.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
And then my final question to you, how long till.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Ovie retires this year?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yeah? Well, hold on, give him.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
A little bit more time. He's standing up there. Don't
get me wrong, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Here here's my statement, or here's my prediction right now.
I know, get Ovie wins it this year, he's done.
This is gonna be like mine as well. Why try
to play another season if he goes? If he doesn't
win it, I think he's got up to two years.
I have more goals vice versa.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I mean, we haven't really heard much on him retiring,
so that's why I say two to three. But I
agree with Chris, like, if they win it this year, yeah,
it'd be.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
You might as well. You're the time goal scorer. Now
you win a cup It's just like Brandon Graham with
the Eagles, because Brandon Graham literally went up to how
he said I could still play, and how He's like,
you already had it. You got the perfect fairy tale
Cinderella inning.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Why not just go out with a man lives on
hot cheetos, subway and coke and he's Russian. I mean,
what else more? This dude's like impenetrable, Like literally, get
a get a cup. I don't think they're gonna get

(36:35):
a cup this year.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Right, But I'm saying because they are in the number
one seed in the East, A lot of teams.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Now there is.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
I'm saying, if Washington lakes up, gets everything clicking and wins,
I think it's a perfect storybook ending. But if they
don't win, of a one will be coming back.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Last thing, actually, I want to bring up this and
then we could go to the draft because this will
actually lead us right into it. Talking about you know,
college players going to play at the next level. We
guys think of this Nico incident.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Oh yeah, I knew this was gonna happen. Gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
All I got to say is the greatest college coach
of all time, Nick Saban called it. And it's the
one thing that we can go back in the archives
and go. I think we talked about it too, yep.
I think everybody in this room even yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, Nico was probably gonna hopefully start
for maybe a D three.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
How about a D how about he's got to go
there is any I there's gonna be a school that
will offer him that eight million or whatever he wants.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
But it's not gonna be a top tier school. It's
gonna be a Tulane. It's gonna be a well, I'm
just saying, I'm just like Coastal Carolina school, Troy.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
So, for those who have been for those who have
been impervious to the news of the ni L and
college free agency and how Tennessee is getting the shaft
right now because of it, they had their starting quarterback
who lost in the shoe the first round of four
playoff game, Nico decide to sit out. I am vera la.

(38:31):
I think I'm not even gonna try to pronounce it.
It's rough.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
So there.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
So, and the prediction is, and the rumor is he
wants more money.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Well, he don't forget he has to pay for the
cracked helmet that he suffered against all steak because he
did crack it pretty good. But we also.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
He did get cracked real hard. But Nick Saban said it,
We've probably said it at some point, but this is
what it's going to turn into. Why would you invests
an effort? Now you have to invest money?

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Yep, Tennessee came outside. We're moving on.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
That's it here.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Here's my biggest thing about it. He ain't worth eight
million dollars. He ain't he he wasn't worked with. They
give him to Tennessee as well. Five and a half, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
For two and schools are not gonna say more than
a million.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
You lost in the playoffs, honestly lost, but they were
the only next team available. That and unless everybody want
to see Ohio State smack Alabama in the shoe.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I would have loved it.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I would have loved it too, But it's it's stupid.
It's really stupid. Now that now the focus is off
of I want to go to this program. I want
to bust my ass for two, three, even four years
to get to that fifth year if you have to,

(40:14):
and to get to the league and to get you know,
the league. Yet now it's how much you're gonna offer
me up front? Okay this, I'm going to enter the
portal if you don't give me this. Okay, I give
Organ's head coach drawn a blank, Dan Lanning. Dan Lanning
the absolute most credit ever when Niko went and tried

(40:37):
to express his interests and he shut him down immediately
and said, we are not interested in somebody like that.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
And then he even tipped it off to Josh Hippe saying, hey,
you'r quarterback's looking around.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah. So the fact that he also did it to
Ohio State and Ohio State and Ryan Day in a
press conference today shut it down immediately.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
So we're not enticing yet that quarterback rooms anyway.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah, we're already looking with Julian Sayes so yeah, and
we're loaded with quarterback and he just put built.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Off on that topic. With the spring game. I did
watch a little bit of it. We're not winning the
title with any of those quarterbacks this year.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
No, we'll be silent that one.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Don't saying we're not winning it.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
It's also early, and it's also a spring game. We
don't try to show too much of the spring.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
And it's not the spring game. It's the Spring showcase.
We're not showing and everything.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
They called it a spring game.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, but they said it's gonna But it's why they
play the cupcake teams at the beginning of the season. Now,
I know we got Texas.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
That's not a cupcake.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
No, it's ain't a cupcake.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
That rematching.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
That's the chocolate frosting cupcake. Doggon gees Louise.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I'll frost you.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Matthew mcconaugheyn, he's probably gonna fisty.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I I don't think here's here's and this is my
way too early. Julian saying doesn't be doesn't help beat Texas.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Uh, if he gets one guy cooking, maybe we're gonna
play eleven all one with that matchup. And that's Jeremiah.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Justin what I do like to see the Jerry because
we have really good wide receiver Jeremiah Smith.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
They just they don't play the game. Raxlan who they're not.
They're not here to have fun.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
No, I know who's the other one that looked real good?
I can't remember n touchdown?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Was that? Wait? Was was that a wide receiver a
tight end?

Speaker 5 (42:42):
I think that was a receiver.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I think your last name starts with a G. I
can't remember my first name, swart of g.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I can't. We have some running backs still we have?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
We got yeah? We started? Was it peoples, people that
we got CJ.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Donaldson from West Virginia because he was all across the
ball and heading.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
To be the start.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Here's the reason why Virginia's riding game literally carried four
defenders ten yards.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Milon Graham, he is a horse.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Milon Graham. Yes, Milon Graham, thank you, yes, thank you.
Techno guy, try my guy technic.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
All right, I played that techno beat beat bop. I
can't Well, I got thousand.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Dollars a treaty, and daddies, I can't play. Speaking of
a trillion dollars, that's what the first round picks will
be making.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
We're not going to get copyright for that, are we? Well,
we probably will if you play the draft.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
That depends on Uh, Daddy Goodell, can you light his
candle for us? Since we're doing the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I haven't what are you thinking? Well, it would have
it would involve stopping the recording for a minute, but
you know it would just be I don't know. Yeah,
we could take a break real quick before we go in.
Take we.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I'm holding a candle over my head.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
We'll get your down lit up and we'll we'll be prepared.
All right, We'll be back.

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Speaker 1 (44:37):
Welcome.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
M hmm.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
That's the end of the draft special. We got the one.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Yeah, that's on Yahoo's Sports. So I don't what Colin
Coward is calling it too? Is going to u C
l A oh yeah that.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Would that would fit what you just said a couple
of minutes ago. That very much fit.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Nico's hadn't used the l A per calling Coward, so
according to the Herd who knows anyways.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
He he entered the portal with a do not contact tag.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have touched him with
a twenty foot pole second one close to you?

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Okay, yeah, well hi is that there?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
All right?

Speaker 5 (45:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
By the way, I can play engineer from a distance.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
So yeah, you're just having your minions.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Everybody have their picks.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Yes, they're about as close as I.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Can get hurt.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
My elbow on the table, his heart, your honeybone.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
No, I'm old.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Wasn't so fun. I'm older than you. Shut the fuck
He's older than both.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Shut the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I'm decrepting, all right, let me I'm decrepted. Okay, so
oh this year, I actually have one trade. Oh, I
have one trade. Trade and it's a team that I
don't think everybody will be surprised. It's on my chest

(46:16):
right now.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Shocker.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
So my first pick, we have the Tennessee Titans.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah, Titans on the clock.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Titans on the clock with the first pick. Surprise, surprise,
Cameron Ward, cam Ward, Camward.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
We'll sweep it because I have the Titans taking cam
Ward quarterback from Miami.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Okay, glad we can all be on the same page.
Number two, The Cleveland Steamers, the Cleveland Browns, the heart
Attack Kids, the Mistake by the Lake. I'm actually kind
of thrilled to change my idea from looking more into
this over this past week, the number two Cleveland Browns

(46:59):
on mind take track was a hunter.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Agreed, I thought you said that that was your trade.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
No, he's waiting later for the trade, so you have
I know where he's going with it though.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, no conversation here though, face shut your face.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Did you agree, Blue Carter, I'm not scared of Myles anymore.
Money talks or.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
No, it's not. It's still not a thing about being
scared of Miles. It's a matter of he's going to
wreck other teams now also along with Miles Garret.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Two h Yeah, but where's the one place that the
Cleveland Browns always hurt? And then we'll get to Chris
we can kind of.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Well it hurts obviously it's quarterback.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well, yes, we got okay, Yes to everybody that's been
living under rock, Joe Flacco is back in Cleveland. I
am very happy. We are all very happy as Browns fans.
I think they're there was more celebration over getting a
guy that used to own the Browns when he was
with the Baltimore Ravens come back again after giving a

(48:08):
playoff berth now come back again. So hopefully not negate
and fix the situation, but help a team win more
than three games. So I do agree with you. I
would pick him as well. But we also heard on
the defensive side of the ball in the corners department.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I understand that that's what you go say, or maybe
turn around.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I'd take a note. You'll see why later.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Go ahead, right, So, nah, that's I'm gonna be set
before because well, first of all, yes, the Browns need
a quarterback. To all the people that told me and
came up like it should there shoulder shoulder, that's a
shod don't. So there's only two guys, and I read
it and everything. There's two guys that Cleveland needs to tack.

(49:01):
And they're both right there. Honestly, who I consider the
best player in the league or the best player coming
out of the draft and the second best player coming
out of the draft, and both of them coming out
uniquely in their positions, and they're both within the defense.
But one's the two way player. Obviously we know, long
story short for this, and then I'll continue my spiel.

(49:22):
I have Abdul Carter aside linebacker from Penn State. Why
do I have them taken Browns are also aching with linebacker.
He will be a great addition with Miles whether they
play the same side opposite side. He's been phenomenal as
a linebacker the last couple of seasons, and even with
the COVID year where he didn't play as much, he's
still made sure he was booming. But for Trap. But also,

(49:43):
I wouldn't be mad at the Browns take Travis Hunter. Yes,
they could. Also they could use Obviously you're using him
two ways. He's gonna be a receiver two for you guys,
right behind Jerry Gudy, and he's gonna work with you
guys for corner for both Denzel Award and uh new
sum Maybe throw him in the slot there. But obviously

(50:04):
Travis came out said I'm a two way player. I'm
playing in two ways. I don't know. I think Cleveland
might e's into it a bit. Let him focus on receiver,
especially with Joe Flacco. They're back there singing the ball.
Obviously Browns for the quarterback issue, Yes, drafted quarterback. I
say wait for a little while because I think he
can find somebody, have him be mentored by Joe Flacco

(50:26):
and roll with Joe. But that's just my intake. Mumb
be opposed to Travis Hunter, but I think the best
fit for the Browns is taking out Dull Carter.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Okay, so third pick slated, We got the New York Giants.
This is where I have Abdua Carter going. I have
him going to the Giants.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Agreed.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I'm really just following in your footsteps at this point.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
That's fine, Travis Hunner. Really you think it's gonna go
flip flop that way?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yep? I think Travis Hunter is if Cleveland doesn't take him,
he's going to be a Giant because the Giants have
said they will use him at wide receiver and at corner.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
The Browns did not entice that. Okay, I understand.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
So the Giants have said they will run him both
ways if he wants to.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Well, they also use him at quarterback and tight end
and every other position.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Not Taysom Hill.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
The Giants got a guy that could eat Doubs right
now for a season. We're calling it.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Tell me a position that the Giants wouldn't use an.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Ad head coach.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
He's living on how he did more than ever right now. Okay,
not fucking doves. He's living on mozzarella and fucking Italian subs.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Anyways, that's West Virginia. Shut up.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
I don't depending which way he took there, he might
have made a pitts Onst.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Virginia.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Anyways, I'm with Race, and I also have Travis Hunter
going to the Giants. Obviously, he'd be a receiver one,
and he'd also be corner one because the Giants really
don't have anybody at corner and you know what, fuck it.
Put him for kick returner, put him for punter turner,
put him for flank, or let him be thet the
offensive coordinator on the field. Who knows but the Giants,
But Travis Hunter will be a good fit nowaday to

(52:20):
gay abdul Carter, that's not back because they could also
use an insurance on that. That's why I was like,
the two best players could be two and three because
Tennessee is gonna move on with the quarterback.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Anyways, don't forget a long snapper two.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Hey, he's gonna long snap him the ball to punt.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Long snappers only make like what fucking hundred K I
don't know. Anyways. Number four the New England Patriots with
the new head coach riding up there in the front seat.
I gotta give some big boys some love. They need
to tackle. I got them taking Will Campbell offense tackle
from LSU.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I have armand or armand Membo.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
The tackle from Missouri.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
You got the Missouri tackle.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I've seen his name shooting up the boards. Yeah, I
just I still think Will Campbell's better. I still think
he's the obvious number one tackle in this draft.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
All right, but I could see the number one tackle
in this draft.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
So Patriots take him there?

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Yep, So you said Will Campbell because all right, yeah,
I'm on that wagon. Obviously it's going to be a tackle.
I think New England could work with both. But Will
Campbell from l SU, he's number one coming out for
a reason. For the tackles. It's a Mike Ramble will
probably use him wherever he can.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
So all right, this is the controversial one, and I
don't like it. Number five, Jacksonville Jaguars. I don't know
what the hype over this Mason Graham kid is. He's
not that good. So you want to Dalton He's not

(54:01):
that good. He's actually he's he's a force when it
comes to the run, but his past rush is mediocre.
So I have them taking another Michigan player, Will Johnson,
quarterback from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I have them taking Will Campbell.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
WHOA get another one?

Speaker 5 (54:22):
The one's on a Dalton, they're other one of their tackles.
I can't remember which one. I think he's on final
year of contract Dalton.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Let's also talk about it.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
How many Jackson?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
How many offensive linemen did the Browns go through in
the last two years?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, and they're not that expensive.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I have them taking Mason Graham. I I don't believe
he's the number one defensive interior. I believe Walter Nolan
is idn't miss.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
You someone with a fucking common sense.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
But I agree with what Chris is saying. I think
that rain just kind of propels him his name a
little bit more because of where he went.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
He sucked asked that championship game too.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Well, and again he's he's not being drafted. Really, what's
a defensive interiors job? Plug a hole, plug a hole.
It's not really. It's not really to get to the quarterback.
It's to stop the run.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
It's just it's just plug a hole and execute and
pass rush when you have to.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Yeah, it's all got Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Yeah, but he's too inconsistent.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
I mean, I'll cut short to the chase and uh, James,
sorry if it makes you mad, but not sorry, because
it's what everyone's predicting. I also have the Jags taking
Mason Graham defense tuck from Michigan. I mean, let him
take all the double teams and everything if Hamilton could
get back in there or regardless whatever lineman, because that's
how Michigan or that's how teams were handling him this

(55:50):
past season since he won that ring. Yes, they're some
of these Michigan players in daring the draft. They're still
carrying some of that champion hype. But Mason Graham pretty
much was taking like the double teams and the extra
box and stuff just for the other lineman to get
back in there. But he didn't. I don't think his
combine was too shabby, and I know the teams like

(56:12):
he just sparked out of nowhere. But I'm also with Racelin.
I don't think he's the best defensive tackle coming out
of this class, but the hype around him and Jacksonville's
got the new head coach, their ownership, I don't know,
and poor jacks fans if it is a poor pick.
But some fans are a hype for it. Some fans
ain't honestly looking at it. That's where I got Mason.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Well do all to that too, I guess who can?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Oh well number six, we got the Raiders, the lean,
mean machine from Boise State. I got Ashton genty going same,
Ashton Gendy.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
No, I think the Raiders need to be smarter than that.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Oh no, they're gonna They're gonna put a hell of
an insurance policy because they just paid a way too
much money for a defensive end that's been injured for
the past three years and.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Is now assistant general manager of Eastern Michigan.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah he's the first. Yeah, he's one of the first
guys to do that too.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Anyways, I don't.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
A running back isn't going to help them tomorrow. It's
not going to help him today.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
It helped the Cleveland Browns until he blew his knee
out again.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
You can't, I mean I but I wouldn't put gent
on that same level as Chubb, And they got Chubb
in the second round.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
They were putting Chubb and gent on the same level.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I wouldn't, I agree, but I wouldn't put him on
the same.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Level compared to Georgia stats, to Boise stats.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I mean we're talking about the Raiders. Are they intelligent
enough to draft correctly? They're still hungover from Oakland?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
No, no, no, no, And I agree and I do
agree with that. It is Oakland, but.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
They hung from They went to Vegas, Carol.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
That's why they got a Super Bowl winning coach to
go there and traded for Geno Smith. No.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
No, that's why the zone. That's why they're not going
fresh and GenZ because.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
They're they're going for passing in the red zone.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Next.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
No, no, he's not. He's going to pick a position
that would haunt his nightmares, his dreams. He's going cornerback.
But they're still going to fuck it out. And they're
taking John A. Baron from Texas instead of Will Johnson
from Michigan.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I have him going later he yeah, I totally agree
that he would suck it up.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
They're still going to fuck it up, don't get me wrong,
but they're wrong.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
But you're also already and they fuck it up if
they take Ashton genty Oh absolutely was exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
So what you're saying is the're gonna sup They're gonna
suck it up.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
So all in all, the Raiders be the Raiders I have.
I got the Raiders. Second running back Ashing Genty from
Boise say, because they're gonna think all we need is
running back and we'll go from there.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
What the hell are these things gonna happen when you
hire Iowa? Fucking I can't think.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Of his name, Pete Carroll, never mind, don't worry about it.
I was gonna say, you got Carrol, you got Geno Smith,
there the drift Ash and Genty and then throw the
ball in the one yard line in the critical moments.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Seven you yet, we're there almost there, man, We're.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
All this Rayander wagon for So the Jets I got?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I got?

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Yeah, well I tried to.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
And I think Mason Graham will make the Jets relevant.
That's where I actually have him going. So I have
him going seven to the Jets. I don't think he's
a good fit for Jacksonville, but the Jets need every
single help piece of help they can get. Kind of
like the next pick.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Too, agreed, because it's the Jets. They also fuck up
their picks.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
They're dumb.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I mean we're saying the Browns fuck up a lot
of picks too.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
So hey, it's all right, we're in that wagon too. Anyways,
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Wait till the Jets mess up their chance of spelling
the Jets. I'm ready for that this year. This suck
suck sucks j E st.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Oh right sh st j fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
You have them taking Mason Graham. No, I've got I've
got the Jets taken wide receiver. I've got them taking
McMillan from Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Over hyped. God damn it, they need overhyped.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
No, no, no, hear me out. He's the guy who's
gonna go He's a stat snob, that's all it is.
He's the guy who's gonna go climb the ladder.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Did you see his receiving touchdowns. He's literally the Kyle
McCord of quarterbacks in the draft this year. Let me
throw for four thousand fucking yards, but they only have
twenty two fucking touchdowns. Let me catch one thousand and
eighty five yards.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I only have fucking twenty touchdowns on that. Again, he's
the guy who's gonna go climb the ladder. Garrett Wilson's
not that player.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Top ten doesn't need ladder. They need a win now.
Though that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
He's going to help them in that offense. He's going
to be a weapon for fields.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Okay, I like your argument, but I just don't agree
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I see, I mean, I see.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Your argument, but it's fuck. I hate I hate that
they brought that this guy up. AnyWho. I have him
fallen to the second.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I have him going later in the first. But that's
just me, all right, So I'm running up the Jets.
Just make sure, all right, Uh, I'm giving the Jets
some padding insurance. Since they got justin field, they're going
to get the tackle I got them getting on my
armand Membo tackle from Missouri. Okay, not for my Panthers fire.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
I have Membo going there. I think you need all
the help you can get as well.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
So insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Let's not start with the insurance policy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Why not, Jalen Walker, that's some insurance too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
It is insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
But tell me something, the Panthers don't need. I feel
like I'm gonna say that a lot right now.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
The Panthers don't need. That is not very long money.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Though that the uh the Panthers are the twenty twenty
was it the twenty twenty twenty twenty one Houston Texans
right now, they're playing that game. Yes, so what I
was thinking of draft second, after taking C. J. Stroud,
they took a tackle best a bailable, So I'm going
I'm just sticking with that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Is he breathing?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Wait? Wait, no, no, they didn't. After the Texans took Stroud,
they took uh shok, the defensive end. Yeah, we took
yeah because they traded with the Cardinals. Yes, yeah, that's
how we got Paris camp because then we traded up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
But truly though, yeah, Paris Johnson, that's how you guys
got them. Yes, because he got traded up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
There's literally nothing that the Panthers don't They're just gonna
take whatever the hell is best available.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
We could use some linebackers because we're young.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
There best available.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Yeah, so we're taking the best linebacker.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
No, this is a draft.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Hey, this is the draft where I wish we could.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Of the NFL. Okay, they stop, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
We're the wait hold on, I'm trying to think because
almost at Pittsburgh Pirates where we bumble. But I don't
think we're there yet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
I've got a guy that we haven't even said his
name yet, Malachi Starks, safety from Georgia. He he, in
my opinion, is the most underrated player in this draft,
and I think I think I think strictly because he's
the only safety, so he's not really getting any looks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I have him going to a team that I thought
he could be really dangerous, and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
That's why I got him later.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I think in the right scheme, he could definitely be
dangerous in Carolina's defense. I mean because from what I've seen,
just a little bit of what I have seen, they
do have some fire and there, and they're ass in
the defense, and I think he's just going to come
in and help ignite it a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Would you have fire in your ass if it was
cheaper to go to the game than pay to watch it? Yeah,
six dollars to go to a fucking Carolina game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
All I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
I mean, I'll be honest. I got us tacking a bulldog.
I like the Starks pick. But I also kept looking
at the linebackers, and that's where I had Jalen Walker.
I got a linebacker from Georgia going there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I've got him going later.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Yeah, I was thinking that, but then I had another linebacker,
which I'll mention him later. But for some reason, I
feel like he will be a good fit because I
think he's just kind of silent as where he attended.
But we'll discuss that here after a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
So all right, Oh, next one. Sorry, Sorry, those five
hard bullet eggs just cut up to me, and I
decided he knows I I I lied again this list,
I've been floating back and forth through somebody going to

(01:05:12):
the Saints. I have the Saints at nine taking a
wide receiver, the Arizona overrated wide receiver.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
I don't know if I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Sorry, that was a draft.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
That was a mock draft that I do. I'll go
with your McMillan vibe too, I'll go with it. I
don't know why I'm following your steps, but I am
just fine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I've got them taking best available based on what they need.
For some reason, PFF has them as needing a running
back at the top. They don't need a running back.
They have Elvin Kamara.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
They don't have insurance after Kamara.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I get that, but still, I mean, so I've got
them taking Walter no One.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Really, Yeah, I have him going later as well. Did
you got defense tackle little miss? Yeah, it's not a
bad pick.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
He's he's the best available.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Yeah, with because he's a good But they don't think
I have him. I think, yeah, I looked at his stats.
I feel like he's gonna be Why didn't he get
over shotowed in the first round. He's gonna get picked
up soon in a second my pick. I'll be honest.
I watched a lot and I don't know why, but
I'm trying to think Kellen Moore is not head coach

(01:06:31):
for the Saints, and I think it's just because I
was watching mel Kiper for the last forty five minutes,
listening to all of his stuff compared to everything else,
and listening to him talk about this pick. I do
see it, and I do see maybe it could work
under the scheme. But this is also the Saints and
they're due to tank. I have the next quarterback getting selected. Whoa,

(01:06:58):
I have the Saints ticking shear Sanders. I don't think
it's a good move, but they got their Carr. If
they could let shoulder actually develop and work with everything
under there, even though yes they did draft Spencer Ratler
and we had the history of.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
The making of all that, Derek Carr might not even
play this year.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Yeah, because they were talking about that, so yeah, yeah,
which that's also questionable, but they said the Saints also
need a quarterback and listening to mel Kiper which ye
had good points on it too, which kind of got
me agree. Which I'm like, you know what, the Saints
might take that risk and go for a quarterback and
if they could get it get if they draft Sugar

(01:07:36):
and get him there and get like Alvin Kamara and
some other weapons that they could work it out with
a draft maybe, just maybe. But it's a far stretch.
But I got it they're going to the Saints.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
I just don't think it's a big enough market for him.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
I don't think so either, But I could see the move,
but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
I have the snowball that's gonna fuck everybody's day today.
But before we get to that snowball, doub bears at
the tenth pick, usually the top ten picks of the
hardest to get through. In my eyes, I have doub
bears taking Tyler Warren tight end from Penn State.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
They need?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
They literally said they need.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Yeah. I haven't been too failable.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Agree.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Who do you you think that the tight end for Michigan,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
No, No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I know. I think I am going in the first round, though,
but different team I got.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I got two tight ends in the first round.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
But no, it's just not a tight end this early.
Not worth it, Tyler Warren not worth it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Who's picking?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
I understand. I understand the Bears. I understands the Bears.
I've gone back and forth between this guy and in
Ashton genty who. But I don't think because they they
could use a running back, they could use a good
number one. I mean they can find a.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
He's not really it, so I mean that could be
a good weapon for their offense. But I think they
need to go to the other side of the ball.
I think they go defense. I think they go Mike
Green and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
He was a surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
He has stock boosted and I was eyeing him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
It's going to be either the Bears make a phenomenal
pick or they bear it up and fuck it up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
I'm on that, but I'll go with the other way
because I'm with I agree with these two. I think
Tyler Warren tied him from Penn Steak. I do think
he's one of the best Hine ends coming out, and
they're just they got their two bits.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Obviously, Ben Johnson solid move. Caleb Williams, he's we're gonna
need help. We have no idea what's going on with
Coolkomit because I think he's in the make it or
break a year. But I do agree with you. The
Bears also need a running back. But I think they're
gonna find the guy second third round on day two,
so they're gonna find a gym in the rough to
make it work. But you're Mike Green pick and honestly

(01:10:17):
with you saying that and everything, Like I said, I
got him going later to another team that I think
could work, but he rose. He pretty much all his
numbers and everything rolls out. I think he was over shadow.
I honestly wanted to sit there with Carolina and say
we're gonna try and find a guy in the rough,
and it's gonna be Mike Green, Like I want to
be surprised if Carolina takes him, but I'm not one

(01:10:39):
hundred percent so well on that with my Green. But no,
the Bears, they're gonna try to load more offensive weapons,
try to make Caleb Williams look great, that way, he
don't have to paint fuck you tah on his fingernails
every day of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
So all right, Moving on eleventh pick, we have the
San Francisco forty nine ers. This is where I have
Jalen Walker, line backer from Georgia going, especially for how
many injuries they had and they really wanted to be
in a really good playoff contention team this year. I
think this is their one way to take a step
back into filling those gaps.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
I think Will Johnson goes here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Okay, m two, I've got I think that's steel number one.
Steal number two comes later.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
M hm oh, you got Will Johnson too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
I got Will Johnson the.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Table, you guys, I do agree with you with the
whole Niners Nina with injuries and everything, any even free
agency aching them losing half their team. I got the
Niners taken Will Johnson. It'll work. Ain't in another corner.
Will Johnson could go in and honestly, because well with
Travis Hunter being a two way player, so he's in
his own league. Well, Johnson was one of the best

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corners this off season, and I was talking about it
all season, like, well, Johnson's the best corner coming out.
But I'm excluding Travis Hunter because that guy was pretty
much Charles Woodson tends up further, but that's another discussion.
That's why he went early.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Anyways, all right, America's team Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I think, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Jerry's world. He's gonna go back and try to find
another Buckeye. I got him taking a Mecca Buka twelve mm.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
I don't like any of these.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Sorry, this is where it got hard.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
That's where it gets weird.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
And then I looked at mine and said, oh fuck it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Well, and if you look at everything, nobody has an
idea what the what the hell they want to do,
and it doesn't help.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
They're going to know what they want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Jerry Jones, I know what they want to do. I
know what Jerry wants to do.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
He's going to strap up late quarterbacks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
I think Jerry's looking a little bit down the line,
and I think he's gonna go get a guy that
wants to be in a big market and we just
at him. I think he goes getting.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
I mean that people, he's got a big ass screen
to put him. Exactly second, Sanders a play in Dallas
because they did have Dion follow the footsteps.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I mean it's a South be honest, I love sing tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
That's all he cares about.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Hey, honestly, he puts a shitty team on the field.
But hey, there hangs around to Dallas. That's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Save me, racly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Ashton Genty, Okay, I see why you picked him there
though it's been the whole thing, the entire draft process.
It's always Ashton Genty going to the Cowboys, and then
it died off because of the talk with the Raiders
of maybe get him at six. I still think he falls.
I think he falls, and Jerry Jones is wetting his
pants and screaming, Yahoo, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Chris, Jerry does that, but he fucks up the name.
They did get a receiver because CD needs help. Fuck
the Cowboys. I got them taking Matthew going and a
receiver from Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
I got him going somewhere else. I think he fits better.
But I I again again, Jerry, Now they have two receivers.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Bitch about.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
We need to catch the damn football, but we can't
catch it because a damn sunlight in the window.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Okay, this is where my snowball comes. In thirteenth pick
of the draft Miami Dolphins. What if Miami had a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
With to protecting the quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Actually knowing what the number three looks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I have Shador Sanders going to Miami. This is our
big market ticket. It's the Sunshine, It's the sunshine on
the south on the south tip of Florida. And they
have a quarterback that can't even count to two without
saying applesaw.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
And hopefully maybe they have a receiver one that could
still play this year. That's as long as he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Have another insurance policy. They have one right now.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
I know, Hey, I was there when to what? Did
I have one of those hits? Yes, I was there
in the stadium and saw that. I knew all those signs.
But I understand it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
No, he didn't throw up that blood saying no but no, but.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
You're shuldar picked to Miami. I respect, I get, I
fully understand. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
J D.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Baron from Texas quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Did you say quarterback or corner corner?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I'm doing it again, corner back?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Thank you sound like you said quarterback, quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Or mod memboo.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
And you think you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
They need to protect.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
You're going to protect route and protect Okay, I agree,
So I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
I get it they didn't need the shirts because I
was looking at Lineman, especially with Arren SARMs said retiring,
but with Miami coming out saying they're going to try
to trade Jalen Ramsey get everything, which I think now
what you mentioning Shouldurday could work a package deal with that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
But you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Obviously they're gonna need a defensive back that way, you
don't have to ask if I said corner or quarter
thirty times. I have to hate Baron from Texas going
there again.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
I see from all angles exactly around the fifteen seeds
of the teams listed, I see those. Uh, this is
where I get kind of quirky, because really I don't
know what the Colts want fourteen the Indianapolis Colts, anything
and everything in Loveland, the tight end from Michigan because
that was literally the best available. They needed a tight end.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
I saw stat where they are the worst in production
at tight end last year. So yeah, very much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
It makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Why but I agree because again, horrible production. Do I
think Colchton lovely changes that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Partially?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
I think it fixes it? He's really good for that,
But that's not.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
What they're really needing though, let's be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
So mo Ally's gone. They don't have a good their
tight end rooms. If one of us walks into that stadium,
the coach will come out and ask, can you play
tight end.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
I'm not telling you that they don't do it, because
I do think they do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
I can.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
That's why I got you on the Cardinals, now I know.
But hey, Flanks, he's good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
They take him. Okay, yeah, all right, so he's on
he's on board with me. Seems to be a fucking trend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I'm on board, but not the right guy, Tyler Warren.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
This is where he goes. Okay, I mean, don't get
me wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
I said tight end was too early when you guys picked. Yeah,
I got Colts taking him here too early?

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Jeeze that kind of cheers, stump back and draft na episode. Anyways, man,
you're just giving me Dallas called Clark flashbacks now with that,
so obviously Warren's gone for me tied in. I have
Loveland from Michigan on one there. But I think as
Roun blocking does Brockod, which will be a fishing with

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Jonathan Taylor's still in that backfield and maybe he'll bump
up the the receiving game a bit more, especially because
what Josh nowns Michael Pittman Jr. Yeah, we'll see, but
Loveland to the quotes, that's who I got.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Fifteen, we have the Atlanta Falcons.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
The dirty Birds, Dirty Birds.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Dirty Birds, Shamar Stewart edge rusher from Texas A and
m Respect.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
I was singing about him there too. He'd be a
good scheme fit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
This is where Mike Green goes falls a little out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
But I have a Tradeoh wow, bomb. The Falcons are
trading the fifteenth pick to the Steelers for the twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
First Okay, okay, so solid, Yeah, just pickswap right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
The Pittsburgh Steelers selection Sanders, whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Schittsburg.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
They don't have a quarterback?

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
Yeah they don't. Oh damn, they're still talking about yeah,
because right now they're leading quarterbacks. Is going to be
Mason Rudolph.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
The Pittsburgh Steelers at fifteen selector Sanders. Yeah he falls, they.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Jump, okay, yeah, yeah, so he swaps with Shittsburg.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
I don't have the Falcons trading. This is where I
where they get underrated linebacker coming out of the works.
I think he's going to be solid Falcon stick Mike
Green linebacker from Marshall.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
So this would be quick for me to go uh sixteen.
I have the Arizona Cardinals taking Mike Green heads from Marshall.
I think he falls that far.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
I is at least they.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Don't need it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Yeah, yeah, you do?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
You need a would you signed? Josh wet.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
That and insurance?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Insurance?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
There's too many other needs for insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I saw more of a need.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Ball mostly come on ID but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Thank you guys. Add a little bit to the receiving corps.
You guys go get Golden.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
I wouldn't hate that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
I have a little bit flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
It's not who I want, but I wouldn't hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
You would you want a different receiver? I know who
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Of course I wanted Buka, but it's I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Couldn't go this high. I'm sorry, brother, he shouldn't. If
they want to get a receiver later on, they can
get him. If they want to drop down, they could
go down in the first round and get him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
There are a couple of high state players I'd like
for them to take. Sorry, I'll let you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
There's not an Ohio state player that they wouldn't want.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Well, I think you wouldn't want them to take Well,
if they have a little significate that says that they
graduated from the Ohio State University, you want them on
your Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
I have two Ohio State players going in my first
round too.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
I'm not still on the same side of the ball,
but I think that and I'm still there on the line.
I just think they go interior. They go with Grant Michigan.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Oh, I'll be a good scheme fit.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
He's the guy I want. Honestly, I hate that he's
a Michigan man. But if he can help the defense,
if he can stop the run, which the Cardinals have
greatly needed, I'll welcome in with opens.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Okay, yeah, because he guys definitely these guys on the
inside that far.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Where do you You haven't had him gone yet, have you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Graham, Gran Kenneth Grant, Oh, sorry, I thought you sick, Graham,
No detect.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
I have Grant day two. Honestly, I think you guys
could get him day too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
He's too good.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
I don't get me wrong, He's good. But a lot
of the guys I think that I played good ball
are getting overshadowed, which is why I'm like, I think
he could get I.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Only have two I'm sorry, three defensive tackles. Actually that's
not a surprise. I have three different defensive tackles going
in the first round.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I think Kenneth Grant would be the perfect edition, and
that's not one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
Yeah, that's a respectable pick because, like I said, he's
a good scheme fit. I'm with Bike. I have you
guys taking a receiver just because you guys can use it,
especially because you obviously got receiver one and Marvin Harrison Junior,
and you can hate me all you want, but the
Cardinals are gonna take the guy that played for the

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same state. This is where I have McMillan. Will He
got the speed in the scheme with Harrison, obviously, but
he got the height and the airtime with McMillan.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Throw Michael Wilson into the three.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Up WI Arizona because that's also another reason. I don't
think Wilson's fit to be a receiver too yet. But
you throw that guy in the and obviously receiver don't
get don't get me wrong, he's good, But for receiver two,
I'm like, I think he still needs more playtime. But
looking at that, I'm like, if you let Harrison and
McMillan outside and throw, Wilson Es is gonna be Kyler

(01:23:42):
is gonna be slinging the tater and he's got three receivers.
That's gonna get.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
As long as it's not quarterback or running back, I
don't care. Well you got a linebacker. I'm tired of
taking a linebacker or unless unless it's Jalen what was
his name, Jaalen Jalen Walker Walker, Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Thank you, So seventeen Bengals. I have them replacing a
guy that just left. I have Derek Harmon defensive tackle
Organ because he almost is the same stereotype that could
be a hybrid dtag address. He's the really skinny Organ

(01:24:19):
dude that fucked us up in Organ.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
No, I know, I know what you're talking about. I
have him going later. Yeah, he's gonna be on the
team that could slap some teams around.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
I might butchet this last name, but Josh Connery or
Connory out of Organ as well.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Yeah, Josh connorly the offensive tackle they might as well.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Finally, I don't know, figure out to get another offensive
lineman to protect another quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
They spend a lot of money on.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
Yeah, you need to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
He's the day too guy for me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
They need to spend some money on them, which they.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Haven't gone raising.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Yeah, they're going cheap with it. U.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
I have them replacing a guy that they also just lost.
I think we'll probably talk about the same guy, but
I have them taken James Pierce, junior ed rusher from Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Yes, I really remember him.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Yeah, he kind of tourists a little bit too.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
It wasn't great, but the second was a plateau.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
He was a presence.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
He was a presence. I agree. He flushed Howard out
of the excuse me, he flushed the podcast couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
If you could do it against the hot State offensive line,
you'd probably have a good chance in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (01:25:35):
Qus I'm not sold on Pierce from Tennessee, which was
watching this highlights during some of the SATs and even
some of the other off field ship which obviously some is.
I know they got him round one, but I don't
see him going around one anyways. Bengals do need some
linebacker help.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
This guy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
I did watch some of this film and then everything again.
I read mal Kuiper and was reading them what mile
Kuiper said about him. So I'm kind of fitting this
scheme with mel Kuiper. I had the Bengals taking Donovan
as a Caru outside linebacker from Boston College. That might
be a stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
I think. I also think first big stretch I've heard today.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
It's a stretch. Mel Kuiper has him ranked within his
top I think he's an obviously top five. And Kuiper's
saying me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Taking a tight end at ten is a stretch. That's
a stretch.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
Yeah, That's why I said that one's a stretch. But
obviously the Cincinnati's getting a linebacker with this. And I'm
also not one hundred percent sold on the Alabama's linebacker,
which I have him going elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
But there's one thing for I am sold on. At eighteen,
the Seattle Seahawks take Tyler Booker, offensive guard from Alabama.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
I've been seeing a lot about uh Kelvin Banks junior
going here as well. There's like multiple guys that think
they will go here. So I'm gonna go with that,
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Michael Mike cal Williams, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Mike, mikeel Williams, Mike from Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Ed Rusher from Georgia, good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Percy Hawks yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
I also have Devin Banks Jr. And they got Donald
might as well make sure they add some insurance to
block form.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Nineteen. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, I have safety Nick and
men Worry and Malory from South Carolina. Same.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
I haven't understood his hype. I understand. I know he's good,
but I don't know about first round good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I mean, it's now turning into second, third, fourth round.
You can find your chip the right first round you
you take a name and take a long shot and
then pay the contract. You gotta think the contract drops
off a lot after pick, especially now we're on pick
N team, right, we're dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars
off right now.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Uh steal number two for me? Uh. Buccaneers draft Jalen Walker,
linebacker Georgia. That far, I can't see that it's possible.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
I understand it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
That far.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
That's rough for how a good of a run they
had until well yeah, well the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Only reason I honestly, I think the only reason he's
going nineteen is because the Eagles aren't picking earlier.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Yeah yeah, the Philadelphia Bulldogs.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
Scheme fit. I'll reveal later, but Tampa takes the safety.
This is where I'm going with you, because it's going
to be a Georgia player. I have Malachi Starts him
and Antoine Wtfield Junior playing side by side for both safeties.
That Tampa's going to be boosting up their backs numbers
with that, and I think he'll be a good scheme

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fit for him. You can Askot by the way for that.
We'll get bus approve.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Denver Broncos take Matthew Golden wide receiver from Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
They take the next available receiver, McMillan.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
This is where I have McMillan a lot to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Uh in mind.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
They take next available wide receiver, Luther Burton.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
He's a day I think he's more of a Day
two guy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
His thats ain't bad, I said before a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
One.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
I think four.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
No, this is actually my second. Did McMillan to the Jets.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
It's me. I have three wide receivers?

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Yeah, I've only got two.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
I think I got a receivers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Yeah, yeah, I have three wide.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
I got a hand. I'm on two.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Luther Burden is my second receiver off the board.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Stepping up Chris.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
Maybe I also have two receivers and they had them,
but no, well technically three because all right, we're on
into the Broncos. Yes, I have them taking the next
available running back because they could use some insurance with
running backs, especial because their running back room is blah.
And I'm trying to understand, like his stats weren't bad,

(01:30:24):
but I think it's because he's playing acc ball. But
that's just me. Uh, the best running back available at
that time is gonna be Omari and Hampton running back
from North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
That was a curve ball. I thought you were going
another way with that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
No and uh raiding some stuff like his numbers were boosted.
I was trying to figure out when he hit it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
I thought you were going to go to the sun Devil.
That almost be Texas.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
Hey, I said acc ball widely.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
I know cam cam's not Day one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Cam's around.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
I love cam, but cam cams around two or three.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
I was running around three twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I have Pittsburgh, Schittsburgh staying in this same spot. I
have this is where I have is it Michael Michael
Williams Michael from Georgia. I have that because they're still
up in the air with DJ.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
I have Derek Carmon, defensive tackle from Morgan loves defense.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
So this is where I had my trade. The Falcons
now at twenty one, take Geehid Campbell linebacker Bama.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
They do need a linebacker, so I didn't have a trade.
I got the Steelers staying. I have them going with
the interior alignment, which he's a guard and center from
North Dakota State. I have Gray as a Bell. They
could use insurance for a line especially if they're gonna
take a while. Guess and see if they go oh

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in seventeen with Mason Rudolf, which I hope they do
because fuck Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Twenty two the Charger. This is where I have Baron
cornerback from Texas going to think.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
This is where i've Isabelle going for.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Go get them a center guard, Go get Herbert or weapon,
Go get him a Mecca Buka.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
Oh snack, Yeah, that's a snack. I can see it
all the once of the rivalry week comes, there's probably
gonna be wearing navy blue and probably saying f you, hairball.
So all right, for the Chargers, I have them going
with a defensive tackle. I have Derek Harmon from Oregon going.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
There twenty three, where the beloved draft is being held
a Green Bay Packers. I have Jahad Campbell, linebacker from Alabama.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
This is where I have Michael Williams.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
This is where I have Matthew Golden as Jordan Love
a weapon.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
I have Michael Williams. Where the Georgia G going to
the cheese heads Green Bay G or yeah, G on
their helmet.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I get your reference.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
I get it, twenty four cheese heads.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Anyways, the Minnesota Vikings take Gray's Ebel offensive guard in
North Dakota State.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
Who'd you say is a belle the Bell? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
I already have the bell off, So I'm going with
Donovan Jackson from the Ohio State University.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
I don't know if he's a day of one they do,
unless they trade down, they could. I have them taking
defensive player. I've got them taking the edge rusher from
Boston College, Donovan.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
I just I don't see it. I don't I have
a better edge coming up. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
I mean, I've got one coming up too, but I
just think it's gonna be a.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Vikings mess up to Minnesota also taking the guard, and
it is also the first Buckeye off my draft board.
It is also Donovan Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Not bad, not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
This one's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Houston Texans Calvin Banks, junior offensive tackle from Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
I think I confused myself and I missed Walter Nolan
down here in this walk, in this talk. So I
shouldn't throw him here because I don't think he falls
this low. But I guess I'm gonna have to throw
him there because I can't leave him, let him leave
the first round. First round, you're still going, yeah, So

(01:34:50):
I guess he goes here. Then in that case, I
guess I'm wrong, but I'm just gonna say that now.
I think he goes earlier, but Walter Nolan because they
need defense.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
I agree with Dalton. I think they take Banks.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
I do agree with y'all, but I'm also with a
stretch because of who the quarterback is and this guy
was playing phenomenal ball until he got hurt. But I
think it could be a late bick. Plus, they also
signed Trent Edwards and there or Trent Brown in another
lineman that I think the work until he is fully healthy.

(01:35:30):
This is probably another stretch. By him riding with the stretch,
I have the Texans drafting a Josh Simmons from a
Hollo state.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
I don't think it's a stretch. I've I've seen Simmons
going earlier. I've seen Simmons going to the Cardinals at sixteen.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
I have him going late first round, and it's mainly
because of his injury, because obviously, let's face it, if
Simmons was one and blocking with this championship team a
couple games probably could have been a different result. Not
saying what game, but we wouldn't even be having this discussion.
He would have been the top top ten, maybe top eight,

(01:36:05):
top six pick.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
All right, twenty six the La Rams. I have them
taking Benjamin Morris and cournerback from Notre Dame. I have
him taken a quarterback.

Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
Mm hmm. I think I know which quarterback you're taking.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
They take Dart.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
It'd be a good fit, fits the vibe. Stafford's probably got.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
One more year he's signed.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
He's a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
Mobile, yeah, and darts back on the West coast.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
It's either Dart or mill Row.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
And I don't know why you will go get Milroe.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Let's be honest. He had a good he had a
good clothes out, but I just I don't know. I
just don't see it. He needs a little bit of
help in the terms of production, which it could get
produced in l A. Does it get produced? So I
don't think so think he needs to go to a
couple of different teams.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Coleston Lovelin, Oh, tight end, Michigan, Oh very much, use
a tight end.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Yeah, they could use the titan I have. I'm still
mos sooled on him, but I got him going here
because I think I'm just gonna add for insurance with
young and uh verse. This is where I got James
Pierce Junior from Tennessee Phone.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
But I do like the dark because I was hesitant
with Jackson Dart.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
The birds aren't real, Baltimore Ravens, old bas seasoning and
beer taste like ass. That's all I gotta say. Malachi
Starks Safety from Georgia, Me too.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Sorry too, No, you're good. Tyler Booker Guard Alabama, I
see it too.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
They can't. I got them taking the safety though. And
this is where I got NICKI Manwari.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Going twenty eight. Now this is the next best available
on mine because of the scare with old young Blood
snapping his leg in half. I have Nick Scrton edge
Rusher from Texas, A and M.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
I've been hearing a lot of good things on him.
Maybe he could go first round, but I'm probably necessarily second.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
You're probably not. Anybody in this room is good to
ask on. Pronunciation of names not.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
The best, Nope, they're not in the English majors.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Donovan as a roku, Yeah as a RockA Yeah from
Bust College.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Not have an easy e Donovan.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
I'm just rolling with That's why. Yeah, I have him
going around rolling with that. Yeah, easy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Derek Harmon d tackle Organ.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
I like that. I see where's verstill? I see that?

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
Yeah, all right, spend the dandel real quick so we
could see his face.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Oh yeah, I can see.

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
We got the good down.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
I was gonna say, don't lie to that, just hold it. Yeah,
that Like I need to see his face cause, uh,
the Lions are drafting a player which have his last name.
I have Joy Campbell from Alabama going to the Lions.
They could use some extra hout boost, especially defensively because
the defense ached. He'd be a good boost to this defense.

(01:39:21):
And the Lions have been picking up some Alabama players
lately and that kind of works. So I'm like you
know what. And then looking at Canton, now I'm like,
Dan Campbell can make him a good scheme fit with
the defense playing raberside Alexanderlone and then of course Zadaria
Smith Aden Hutchinson coming back one hundred percent that the
front seven could be something.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
So I didn't think this would be true, but the
more and more I looked into this, this is my trade.
The twenty ninth pick, the Washington Commander's trade with the
Cleveland Browns thirty third pick. Cleveland Brown's pick take Jackson
dark quarterback at twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Okay, sorry, moment of silence there for my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
What Oh No, it's the thing is, first, get a quarterback.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
I get it, and you don't have to pay him
a lot because we're already in money trouble. I get
this is gonna help us, but it's still a hot mess.
Express Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
But also here's the thing with because now, since don't mention,
I also wanted to think because I could, like I
was thinking that could happen, and if somehow Jackson falls
to day two, holy can only obviously because y'all got Flacco.
If you guys do pick up Jackson Dart whether it's
a trade or some reason. He's sitting their day too.

(01:40:54):
Have him to flop after under Flacco for a season,
maybe two if you magically could get Flacco to come back.
But we're all he's doing the season. Yes, but for
Cleveland's sake, for me, I say go a little later,
but still have that say this.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
Is my tinfoil cap with this, and this is why
I thoroughly agree with this. June first or July first,
I can't remember which date the Cleveland Browns can actually
release Deshaun Watson and only lose July first, July first,
Thank you. I knew you would know it, and they
only it goes from one hundred and twenty eight million
to seventy two million dollars. I'm taking the seventy two

(01:41:33):
million dollar loss. Go get the go, get the young
kid on a rookie contract in the first round, because
everybody knows that money's on the other side set away
for stuff like this. Un let's cough up. Let's let's
take the hit under the chin, even with our own
GM coming out and saying, yeah, we we swung and
missed on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Yeah, okay, absolutely well, I'm there.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
This is tenfold cap me all you want. That's why
I agree with this, and I expect that I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
There's why the Browns need to direct the quarterback in
the second round as opposed to first, right, so you're
not stuck to a quarterback lucked into a bunch of
money with a fifth year option that you have to
pay a lot of money for if you think he
still could be the future, right, not worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
That's just why I.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
Think there's players that could overshadow Jackson, Dart and Dark
could possibly wait, I highly doubt it, but they could
for Day two. Or Cleveland could work with their way
back into the late first round and take Dark there.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
What happened last year.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
It makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yeah, but if that's the three quarterbacks it's gonna be
and no, not Milroe, It'll be Dark.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
I'm not it's based on real because I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
Yeah, but again, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Sold on Milroe.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
Because of the name. That's really No.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
He was not a good scheme fit for Bama, even
with him backing up Rice on because that was a
two different style quarterbacks playing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Uh schmar Stewart.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
I've got the Commanders taking O'mariyon Hampton running back North Carolina.
It's either going to work or it's not stretch. I agree.
I agree it is a stretch pick. But where are
we at.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
We're at twenty nine best.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Available pretty much. If it sticks, fantastic, If not, clean
it off.

Speaker 5 (01:43:35):
May be a good scheme fed to back up Ryan Robinson,
especially with her running back room. But Commanders, I don't
have them trading. I had them taking Shamar Stewart defensive
end from Texas A and M thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
I have the Buffalo Bills. Okay, everything's staying the same.
That was my only trade. I have Buffalo Bills taking
Trey Amos quarterback from Ole.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Miss, Kenneth Grant, Schamar stew.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
For some reason, when I look, they said this would
be the next available corner if it happens. Maxwell Harrison
from Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Thirty one Kansas City. I don't know why I went
this way because I think Kansas City would do this. Uh.
This is where I have Walter Nolan defense tackle from
Ole Miss.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Too low. I think he's going already.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Josh Simmons out of Ohio State.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
So I have Josh Simmons.

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
I have him dropping I highly I don't think he does.
But I made it work and somehow Kansas City could
get him and it's to steal it happens Josh Conry
or get the Josh Junior from Oregon.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Last, but not least, raining Super Bowl Champs, thirty second
pick Philadelphia Eagles Donovan Jackson, offensive guard from Ohio State
Johi Campbell good fit.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
I haven't trade oh Saints trade back in and take
Dark I can see it. Trade Saints trade back into
the first round, take Jackson, Dart I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
And then Philly will just take the second round pick
that the Saint taverage.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Philly would take the second round pick and probably a
third round next year.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
Yeah, it'll be whatever draft picks. So conationld on, yeah,
hold on, hold on, I'm trying to think, uh wait, no,
it's going to the Saints. Obviously, the Saints get the
pick and Philly I guess maybe some uh Louisiana style
cooking who knows for the Eagles on the All right,

(01:45:41):
So before I go out, I'm gonna add I have
this little thing because like I respect, Howie has a
GM and everything he's doing with the Eagles with the
drafting and everything to everyone bitching about the tush push
there's thirty one of the thirty two teams that bitch

(01:46:04):
about it the most, but somehow can't fucking stop it.
There's a guy going day three. You have the answer.
As much as I want to say, how he could say,
you know what, fuck you wall and take the high risk,
which he's not going to, but it would be hilarious
if a fucking does, because fuck you, it's Howie. He's
out of two fucking Super Bowl rings since he took
for ownership. And pick up the four hundred and fifty

(01:46:26):
pound lineman from Florida with this pick high stretch but
maybe a high reward and say, fuck you, I'm running
toush push on every fucking down, even on fucking first
and ten for my one yard line. Anyways, No, phil
but anyways, take note that can help you stop the
Tousch push. To end my mock draft, the Philadelphia Eagles
are selecting Xavier Watts safety from Notre Dame.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Here you go. You needed that for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
Yeah, no, I just wanted to have fun because everyone's
bitching about it. I'm like, you want to bitch about it.
There's one way to stop it. Look at that kid, anyway,
concludes the.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
Not your average sports fans mock draft done got him
live breaking news from two minutes ago. Uh, the Jackets
are not making the playoffs. The Canadians punched the ticket first.

Speaker 5 (01:47:25):
Time since the fucking COVID Stanley Cup. Then they made
the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Happy that Blue Jackets dis well as they did them.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
And they don't have to show up tomorrow now.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
We are.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Yeah, absolutely, we're still showing up.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Yeah, smoke them.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
I might go to the game still regardless.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Take out your anger.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Do we have do we have enough time for a
draft or we're just gonna call DB's or do it quick.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
We'll just do DB's. No any nothing else.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
We got a f BS and a FUS racing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
We can I mean I just revealed my a f
B in the I got my FB.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Okay, so just.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Alright, fine, now the moment you've been waiting for.

Speaker 4 (01:48:13):
The fans weekly AFBS and a FUS. Don't take away
from my editorial skills from that ever again, how dare.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
The I'm sorry, so I'm guessing AFB's first. We know
the drill, dude, My AFB has to be the fact
that they are retiring Shador Sanders and Travis Hunter's number
in Colorado and they literally didn't do ship this year.

(01:48:48):
Makes no sense. But you know what, those fuckers over
there smoke weed, eat tacos and hippies.

Speaker 4 (01:48:54):
I don't know the guy I said would kissing Martinez.
That guy got absolutely ruined on this episode.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
All I know is he probably bought his eyes out
when the Angel got a him like a minor tweak
in his arm trying to catch a good dive ball.
Last night. They ruined exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Uh Nico from Tennessee, Uh you bum you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Like what the fact that he's going he's probably going
to u c l A To.

Speaker 10 (01:49:29):
Just get his ass whipped like have fun by Sacramento,
storth It that's where he should go, Northwestern Carolina, and
I think we're.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Going there crackt his helmet to probably. I feel bad
for Sean Foster anyways. Uh My a f B. And
I actually revealed it with in the Draft special because
Dalton mentioned it. Uh, Jimmy haslong for now coming out.
I'm saying, yeah, we fucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:50:02):
You fucked up a while back.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
When you traded for him because we knew ship wasn't
gonna happen with Deshaan, even with all the ship going on,
but his injuries were accounted for.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
So did you do yours yet?

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's sorry. My mind just went yeah, that's
actually my unit. That oh and many his mistakes waited
for so long as a Brown's core fan group for
them to come out and say we fucked up. And
that literally the hangover definition of Bradley Cooper calling Doug's wife. Ah,

(01:50:43):
we fucked up. That's exactly what we wanted. I'm finally
glad we got it. Just just smitch late.

Speaker 5 (01:50:51):
Oh, absolutely late. Now that's my I said. It's a
bof move.

Speaker 4 (01:51:01):
Page backers getting drafted number one overall deserved. Yeah, should
be proud. You worked hard in college, you got a
number one overall. Pick go make some money.

Speaker 5 (01:51:15):
I want you to go.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
Her Ry McElroy winning the Masters respect. Uh he faltered
a little late, but still was able to manage to
come back.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
He could have sealed it with the four foot pot.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Uh huh a putt that I could have made.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
I don't know about those greens.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Yeah, so I don't think I could. Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
All I know is he asked me. You asked me
the golf. I'm good with golf for two things. Drinking
beer and being a caddy anyways, I.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Know what I'm hiring him for to drink beer. No,
be my caddy so I can drink.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
Hand exactly wrong club, all right, my absolutely hand hand
me my tea, gives them the cannon, Miller light.

Speaker 5 (01:52:12):
Miller, time, twisted tea. Anyways, my absolute And it's still
sad it's ending the way it ended, but I don't care.
We still had a phenomenal season of the Columbus Blue
Jackets literally fight until the end to get into the playoffs.
Everyone predicted we were supposed to be like bottom three,

(01:52:34):
and look where we are. Should have never been in
this position, absolutely, but we fall like hell and we're
in this position. Yes, Montreal got the win, but we're
all still gonna play. Hearts out, saying, you know what,
fuck it, fuck the Islanders.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
We're getting this win.

Speaker 5 (01:52:51):
And on the high note because this season was for
Johnny and to prove everyone wrong that we're not a
bottom three team. That's for the Blackhawks. Look what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
We don't completely suck. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:03):
And also honorable mention Adam fan Tilly thirty by his
goal season he had chef's kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
We don't completely suck, so chairman DBS three.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
I won't I won't ruin your day by giving you
your intro.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
Oh no, I think we should have ruined his day
for the intro. Yeah, I know, but you're editing skills.
That's the only reason I know.

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
You don't want to walk in and walk around or not. No,
DB's three the old fashioned way. Wow, that's how we're
gonna kick it off. So two weeks ago, three weeks ago,
we did a Mountain Dude draft, which by all means
that was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
That was a good one. I think I'm gonna throw
a little bit of a curveball at this one. Let's
not do a draft since we're kind of running on
a little bit of time, But let's do I don't
think we've done sodas? Have we?

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
We did sodas?

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
Did we do? So?

Speaker 5 (01:54:09):
We did sodas and we branched Mountain deal off itself.
What did we not do for our top three?

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Yeah? That you had listed.

Speaker 5 (01:54:20):
Give me a second, because now I gotta pull up
another dog.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
I know a thing going on.

Speaker 5 (01:54:27):
Wait for dot to refresh. Here we go, dB three topics.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
Uh do do.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Pro sport? I can't even talk now? Pro Sport mascots, sorry,
favorite mascots.

Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
It was cereals.

Speaker 5 (01:54:42):
Yeah, cereals was another one.

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
I was looking at that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:46):
I know I was going there. Yeah, because we did.
And then we said side dishes had a cookout, but
we'll save that one for when we've.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
Already done that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
We do cereals or side dishes.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
No, we did side dishes when I was there, we
did like fourth of July, like yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
I thought we talked about I'm just I it was
like two years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
Because and he hasn't been a part of a draft yet.
We're drafting coke products. Can't use coke, can't use diet coke.
That's all I gotta say. Who's starting?

Speaker 5 (01:55:19):
All I know is I gotta look up what I
was looking up before since he went back to the
draft style.

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
Now are we talking like all coke products.

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Except for Coca Cola Original and diet coke are table.

Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
That's not one woman?

Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
So who wants to begin?

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
I'm trying to pull up the flavors and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
You're gonna take this one cherry coke? Fuck you? I
have started, damn it. It was right here.

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
Let's go race and why not Mello yellow? Oh fucking
shitty mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
Dude, mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
It's if we can't do regular and diet, it's cherry
coke and then everything else. Actually, I mean there are.

Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
Now I will say because I'm going to ask, but
because it's going to be my number one pick, because
he can't say the original coke.

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
But does the.

Speaker 5 (01:56:38):
O G coke in the glass bottle coke, the Mexico
count that's original coke?

Speaker 3 (01:56:43):
Actually it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
That's my number one pick because.

Speaker 3 (01:56:47):
It's almost equivalent to the Mountain sugar.

Speaker 5 (01:56:50):
Yep, because that's what I was going with for my
number one pick.

Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
He set me up.

Speaker 5 (01:56:56):
Okay, disclaim Yeah, now disclaimer. That's the end of the list,
but I'll keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
Will. On that note, I would like to thank you for.

Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
Chris wants to thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:57:13):
The other three are still talking Chris.

Speaker 3 (01:57:15):
So you know you can have you can have real sugar.
You can have real sugar, or you can have coke zero.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Well that's all choice as.

Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
Your number one.

Speaker 5 (01:57:28):
Yeah, yeah, snake and order. Hey, it's all right. He
got his cherry coke out of it.

Speaker 11 (01:57:34):
So ship like a car battery, Uh, pretty much feeling
of a car battery.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
McDonald's Bright five five only.

Speaker 3 (01:57:53):
Yes, you know what use technology?

Speaker 5 (01:57:58):
Could we use it?

Speaker 4 (01:57:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:58:00):
Because we can go with a lost one that is
so cook product because we did that with the Mountain
Draft and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:58:06):
You can go with old ones, so vault.

Speaker 5 (01:58:10):
Because I think that was a Coca Cola. I think
ult was.

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
I didn't understand the rule. Yes it was, damn.

Speaker 3 (01:58:26):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
Can I make the one that went? Can I make
a trade?

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
Fuck way the rest of my graphics.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
That's what happens when you pick cherry coke.

Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
Does the McDonald's coke count?

Speaker 1 (01:58:48):
Fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
Because you Yeah, that's why I went with the lost archive.
I'm like way because he said, they're like yeah, I'm
like way, Okay today, Okay, I gotta pull off the

(01:59:10):
freaking side again.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Oh a white monster?

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
Yeah no, wait a minute, yeah, it's technically.

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
I'm off up, bitch, you keep taking mine. I gotta
stand my ground. Oh my god, I've got my next
one to come at me, bitches. I'm ready. I'm looking
loaded now.

Speaker 1 (01:59:44):
I think it's all good. I want to see the
white monster on that no ship.

Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
Well, just co Cola substante subsidiaries. I'm just gonna show
you this picture.

Speaker 1 (01:59:54):
And I know the other one come on, come on,
thinking about it. I don't hate me.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. M that's not.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
Number two is gonna.

Speaker 5 (02:00:13):
Be uh.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
High seat Orange La Bla Blast, And number three.

Speaker 4 (02:00:21):
Is gonna be.

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
Uh uh. We're gonna go with the Blue Power Aid.

Speaker 1 (02:00:32):
Blue Mountain Power Aid.

Speaker 4 (02:00:35):
You what, thank you?

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
Number three? Yeah, Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
Dr Pepper is independent.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
The coke is bottled by coke and PEPSI believe it
or not. That's actually fun fact.

Speaker 5 (02:00:50):
Yeah, no, it's a good fun fact.

Speaker 2 (02:00:52):
Doctor Pepper is bottled by coke and PEPSI.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
Wait, anything that is bottled by them counts.

Speaker 3 (02:00:57):
He literally just said white monster. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
I think they own Doctor Pepper. Doctor Pepper's their own entity,
aren't they.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
But if they bottle it and sell it, they make
money on it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
Yeah. So all right, between cook products and Pepsi products, obviously,
I'm going with this one more. But it is not
the best, which I think we have to enter this
discussion again, and we already discover it because I'm picking
the root beer and I am taking Barks root beer
off the Coca Cola product list. But it's not the

(02:01:30):
best root beer exactly. That's why I said, Yeah, so
you got three and four.

Speaker 3 (02:01:35):
Yeah, so my three would have to be a gold
Peak sweet Tea. Yep, my four Vitamin water, Triple X
blueberry pomegranate.

Speaker 5 (02:01:50):
My number four, and that's because I'm actually on the
Coca Cola company website showing the brands, and that's showing
me right here, and I'm taking it. Number four is
body armor, and if I have to pick a body
armor flavor, I'm picking the one that honored Kobe with everything.
It was a strawberry grape and I shit you not,
that shit's good.

Speaker 3 (02:02:11):
I'm really starting to realize that they own a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
Yeah, yep, this is scary. Number four. Give me an
orange Fanta.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Dope.

Speaker 2 (02:02:30):
I like it, and I've already got my life. Five
as long as Blake doesn't take them.

Speaker 5 (02:02:36):
Yep, all right, Bike, close it out with four and five.

Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
Hmm.

Speaker 4 (02:02:44):
That's an interesting one.

Speaker 3 (02:02:46):
I like.

Speaker 4 (02:02:50):
I can't leave it out because it's the the old
reliable of my parents didn't want me to have caffeine
after seven o'clock. Shout out to Fresca, we love you.
Love that carbonation a PM because sometimes it's pride.

Speaker 5 (02:03:06):
Just can't do them for you exactly. Just hold that
hard ten minutes later, what you're doing?

Speaker 4 (02:03:17):
And uh, last, but not least, uh simply lemonade with
their strawberry lemonade because it is bottled by Coca Cola.

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
Did I take yours? I hope I did.

Speaker 3 (02:03:27):
Know you didn't?

Speaker 2 (02:03:30):
Hang on? I gotta.

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
Mine is going to be a nice little blast from
the past.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
I need probably excuse me, No, it was, I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:03:50):
Product.

Speaker 5 (02:03:51):
Yeah, technically you picked the flavor of high Sea.

Speaker 3 (02:03:55):
So.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
It's not what I thought it was. Uh, but give me,
give me a minute made apple juice.

Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
I respect that.

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
Oh my man, made apple juice. My man, I need
something from well I I have if I can't have
mountain dew.

Speaker 3 (02:04:17):
Yeah, I should have mountain dew all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:04:21):
I was gonna say, he will prove it wrong. So
ah ship, So I was on the minute made wagon,
but I was going with a raspberry tea. But I'm
gonna have to go else for a minute. Ma says
he technically took me or since yeah, I'll do the
minute made raspberry lemonade.

Speaker 3 (02:04:44):
Does anybody remember Coca Cola with lime? Yeah, it's actually
pretty good.

Speaker 5 (02:04:52):
You know a little line with the coke, you know,
because I already had to cook on my now.

Speaker 3 (02:04:58):
Stuck in my head. You put the all right, honorable
mentioned piece, t uh snowberry.

Speaker 5 (02:05:08):
I'll throw one real quick. I'll dove vanilla cocause for
some reason, summer day. That doesn't sound too bad, But
I'm not a coke flavor kind of guy. It's the
O G or the Coca Cola, the Mexico.

Speaker 2 (02:05:23):
Dishonorable mention, Coke zero oreo. I had that mentioned. It
was disgusting. You would agree with this flaming hot Oh
my god, I wanted to die. I wanted to gingerbread.

(02:05:47):
I didn't have it. Didn't have that one either, terrible there,
what was it? The sour apple? Yeah, that was bad?

Speaker 5 (02:06:02):
Yeah, I got that kind of liked.

Speaker 4 (02:06:05):
I kind of liked that dream World coke. I don't
know if you guys had it, did you guys try it?

Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
I did?

Speaker 5 (02:06:09):
That was good, yeah, because it was Yeah, that one
wasn't too bad.

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (02:06:14):
I liked the orange coke too, I kind of liked it.

Speaker 4 (02:06:16):
Yeah, that orange cream. And then I didn't hate the
star Like coke either.

Speaker 2 (02:06:22):
That one was good. Yeah, I liked.

Speaker 4 (02:06:25):
I liked all three of them. Those were all the
three specialty drops.

Speaker 5 (02:06:28):
So there's one, but it's at the like alright, because
it worked better. And the reason why Coke dropped it
is because they were competing with Pepsi. But Pepsi made
an absolute ship. Cooke didn't make it any much better.
But there was a cinnamon cooker cool out. It was
pretty much his fucking fireball with coke without the fucking fireball.

Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
That one was like a at that point, I'm just
drinking the coke and the fireball.

Speaker 5 (02:06:53):
That's absolutely why I am. I'm like, give me the
alcohol portion of it. So and then then regular lemonade
and pink lemonade for minute made not too bad. That
was when I can have pop. So I stuck the lemonades.

Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
Golden Bear had a pink lemonade, and then they did
that one. Wasn't that one was really good?

Speaker 5 (02:07:15):
Yeah? And then the gold Peak sweet tea because that's
usually the best sweet tea.

Speaker 2 (02:07:19):
I like to drink most of the time, even as
an adult. I don't like tea sweeter and sweet. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:07:24):
All right, close it out, get it done. Any final words.
Colorful adotes fun pieces of information. Fun pieces Number three
is not on, by the way, do not take it
shout it out, old guards any other final words, fun, colorful, Linco.
It's fun pieces of information.

Speaker 2 (02:07:42):
Thank you for having me. It's been a blast.

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
Thanks for coming back, man, happy to have Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (02:07:50):
Although that would have been cool, I mean it would
have been cool if six was actually here.

Speaker 4 (02:07:54):
But classic.

Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
We have the cut it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:59):
But on that note, I will thank you for listening
to not your every sports fans podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:08:03):
Yet there's something sticky on that one. It's time to go.
I got a bedtime reminder. I gotta go to bed
here in forty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (02:08:11):
Yeah, it is Betty by time.

Speaker 3 (02:08:15):
Not I.

Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
I feel like it's a good stopping point.

Speaker 3 (02:08:20):
Thank you for listening to the Not Your average sports
fan podcast. Please give a review and smash that like
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Speaker 2 (02:08:29):
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