Those Smooth Tennessee SEC Wins - NYASFP ep. 180 - Not Your Average Sports Fans Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's okay. You have to have CT kicked in from
the last time. What happened to the dojo stays in asana,
But then you had to still leak to the internet
self burned.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Those are rare.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
This is a family friendly podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You are now listening to the Not Your Average Sports
Fans podcast. Now here's your host, Alec Michaelman and the fans.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Were already in what no ship, No no, no, we're
not in it, not withoud No, We're not in not
at all. Okay, Yeah, what are you gonna check your
phone or what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I was just gonna play on my phone.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hey, I look up above you had there, buddy.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Welcome to Not Your Avers Sports This Podcast. I'm Alc Blackman,
welcoming into the studio the fans. Guys, how are we
doing today?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I hate you?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm electric today. You're not ready for me?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh god, I've yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
We just had an electric and he forgot his boogie
woogie wigee, So we're we're gonna have to wait a
while and then we're gonna hear boogie woogi wige.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'll tell you what. This is the most caffeine I've
consumed one day in probably two months, was today. I
had coffee and celsius. I'll tell you what I am swinging.
That is a normal afternoon for you, maybe a light
day for you, but that is a for me.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
That is a standard breakfast for you. That is a
big day for me. Okay, all he needs is a
mountain dew.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh, and he's jacked up.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I got that, but that's just a hydrate and did so.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I got great.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Hey, I will say in my car, I got the
new monster that just came out.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh really, what flavor is that?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Ultra vice guava?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
But my go to right now, especially with this shop
over your cross from us, is the ghost Welch's grape.
Oh dude, it is.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't know, man, something about a grape celsius hits hard.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, this grape will knock your grape celsius off. I swear,
I swear, I'll give it to you. I'll give it
to you at the end of the podcast. I'll give
it to you. It's good ship.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Knock your grapes off, and I literally knock your grapes off.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
That sounds greape. Well, let's let's fire this guy at
all cylinders d B. What is on the mind ten?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Week ten?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Week ten? That's what's on the playoffs next week?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Uh yeah, it's uh. You know, we're in an unfortunate scenario.
It's a not a scenario you want to be in
coming off of a home playoff game last year, we're
in a winner in winning. In lose, we're out, yes, yep,
or lose and hell has to freeze over and we'll
get in a sixteen. It's difficult. But at the same time,

(03:01):
I'll say this, and I can say this personally because
first off, I'm tired of some of the administration polls
that we've had, So I'm just going to go out
and say this. I'm not going to call anybody out,
but this school has something severely wrong with them for
some of the stuff they've thrown at us week ten.
I'm not going to say what it is. It's very important,

(03:23):
you know, you're a student athlete. But when it starts
to conflict with our schedule, when we're this close on
the cusp, this is where as a coach it it
becomes hard. It really does. I feel bad for our
head coach. You know, we talked about it a little
bit today and I pretty much said, look, man, I said,

(03:45):
we got to do what we gotta do. We're fighting
a national convention that I don't think we have as
many guys going. But then we're also fighting a lot
of in school stuff that involves grades. I think everybody
can kind of put two and two together on that,
and scheduling wise, it is. It's very inadequate, and it's

(04:08):
it's not boasted towards an athlete, which and I'm not
trying to say this to down upon anything I've done
because this is my alma Monor make it available for athletes,
and you know, we wouldn't have this problem right now.
But other than that, we're just fighting a lot of
outside bs. But we're gonna do what we do, and

(04:29):
we're gonna get that dub and we're gonna go play
Northmore next week. I thoroughly believe that we can get
the dub and go play Northmore and play them hard.
Other than that, dude, just ready for Ohio State to
come back, Ready to see this new chapter of the
Browns as well as hockey's been popping up on my

(04:52):
score feet a lot with preseason hockey. Yeah, and I
cried a tear watching the Guardians game.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That was. That was a tough time this weekend. That was.
That was a tough time this weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
That was very tough to watch.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's a challenging, challenging moment. You look, uh, you'llk sept there, buddy.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Are you set for the next sport? Come in? Yep?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, it's actually a regular season, now, is it?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah? It is two and three right now for the
Jackets and they're up town or nothing on the leaves.
I still have to.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Take Sarah, I don't think is not she's never been
to a hockey game.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
What, yes, that's like I'm gonna tell you now this
is hockey is probably the most most sporting event, well
the most sporting events. Kylie and I have been too,
because I've taken her to three Blue Jackets games and
Ohio State and Michigan when they were in Cleveland. Yeah,

(05:50):
and then we did the Monsters too. We did the
Monsters twice, so we've done six hockey games. So I'll
tell you hockey. Hockey is pretty easy to get tickets to.
Let won't go.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Hockey is pretty decently priced.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
And really, unless you're really, really really high up in
the top bowls of most places. There's not a bad seat.
You'd love to be on the glass, Don't get me wrong,
glass glass seats.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
The Rangers and Blue Jackets don't like like, well we
got up.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
There, that's a paycheck.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Last season to watch the Oilers when we were right
under the cannon was crazy crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Does the cannon even go off anymore?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's not a legit. It's not legitimate anymore. It's just
fake smoke with the speaker in it, and LED's in it.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
It was legit.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, and then I don't know, I think there was
a lawsuit or something about it that changed it.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
But that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes, sir, hockey's back, and not just that you could
do the I Gus Caius and I've been to a
few walle games.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Obviously, I don't think we've been to a Walleye game,
so we might have to might figure that out.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I probably could have gotten my own hockey fight afterwards,
but that's not a story for Saturday. So, yeah, hockey's back.
Like Dalton said, we gotta figure out how steak and uh, yeah,
you can't even speak in the microphone's Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You gotta check out TikTok right now.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, this dan is churning around.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
It might be trauma. I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Lift my ass on fire like you.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Might have harpburn after it. You can kill it, kill it.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
They might need some pepto or something.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
We'll find out.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Fuck, at least take me home. I'll call off.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'll drive by and just push out the door that works.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
There's a camera outside.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'll make sure you're not in the street at least.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh, how fu, I'll.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Even make sure you're not even on the tree line.
I'll make sure you're in the yard.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Fuck you Jude by a waters thicket.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, back to what you were saying.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Sorry, so yeah, uh, football hockey's underway. Shout out for
the NHL doing the thirteen second memorial. I'm of silence
for Johnny Hockey and his brother Matthew. Awesome tribute all around.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
No, that was that was awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, awesome, I'm touching. Its hard to believe. And we
went on there with one less person on the ice
because I was Johnny Hockey on our first home game.
But yeah, hockey underway. College football is definitely eating up,
which we'll recap and yeah, like Dalton said, it's weeked
ten of high school. Man, it seems like it just
started yesterday. But and the gall and I we did

(08:55):
a little vacation to Myrtle Beach, so the big football weekend,
I was showing by the beach watching foot ball. Of
course there was probably some other game results. I wish
i'd we're different, but it's football, and uh hello, story time.
I'm sure I don't know. I mentioned it to it
all fair and I'm mn a mission it here and
there on air. But my girlfriend's a big fan of BUCkies.

(09:18):
So every time we do a road trip abuse, yep,
we gotta make a pitt stop there butes so literally
a down and get yourself some chop brisket, fresh brisket.
Yeah anyway, yeah, I swear if I hear no.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
That was the only fucking thing that annoyed me was
what every time every five fucking seconds there was brisket
on the board, Give me my sandwich and I'm going ahead.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's all right because Florence they just said, oh look
it's brisket. We ain announcing that we don't care anyway.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Ship the one in Alabama we stopped at, it was
every five seconds.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's why it was Alabama. They have other stuff. Anyway,
we'll talk about BAM later. Anyway, So we're getting ready
to leave and I saw the T shirts and my
girlfriend's like, he gonna get a T shirt. I'm like,
I might caven and get a T shirt. I ended
up getting too. I'm wearing one as we speak, which
spoiler alert. When we do our mystery video you'll see.

(10:15):
But I found a T shirt and I'm like, I
might get a T shirt. She's like, what T shirt
you getting. I'm like, I'm gonna get this one. And
she's like, oh, it's a nice thing. And it's the
BUCkies logo and it's got a jeep and like that's
sand duney and all this stuff. And it's like, yeah,
give us a cheap vibe. I'm like, uh, you say jeep.
I look at it and say Nickelback and she looks

(10:38):
at me. She's like, yeah, you're definitely a dad that shirt.
Not this one. No, it's a regular T shirt. I'll
get up, I'll get a picture and send it to you.
All understand my Nickelback vibe.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
But this vibe is he's going midnight fishing tonight.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Actually yeah, I have absolutely.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey he's as the dark.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah you did that. Okay, it's right around the corner,
but exactly anyway, it's not door fishing in the dark.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, anyway, so much as much as you talked about.
But yeah, uh Chester, wrap it up, Myrtle Beach. It's fun,
my home away from home.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
And yeah, so chairman, hold on fucking cereal back.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I still got a box of cereal.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Where is it.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Of freaking corse?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know, not even considerate, Absolutely, it's not even know.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'm looking out for you because I don't know if
they got the milk here or not. And I don't
want spoiled milk in your guys.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Cereal and milk. I'd had a cereal and a beer.
That would have made that beer taste a lot better.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh yeah, but he would have been freaking dr.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Beer.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Chairman on the mind, Chairman.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Just another week. We're just happy to be here, caffeinated up,
rocking it out within the like hot. I can tell
you're literally red, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's just like me, dude.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
They fixed the as here, you figured it out.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'm sweating.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't know, Like, never in my life did I
think a beer would traumatize you to this. It's an
ad but I want to know what after probably the
worst worst two weekends in Ohio sports history. No, hold on,
let's run that back the last two weekends and at
least the last four years of our lives for Ohio

(12:47):
State fans, because the Browns have been decent, the Guards
have been all right, the Browns have been decent, and
it least Ohio eight would win during the regular season. Okay,
we lost again two years ago to Oregon. But yeah,

(13:10):
but not all of the same things happened in two
weekends at those times. You get where I'm going. It
was a it was a bad two weekends back to back.
So but we're back to it. We're on the grind.
Got a different quarterback in there. We got Nicholas Chubb back,
Nicholas our savior hopefully hopefully baseball's over sadly enough with

(13:38):
moneyball teams. Yeah, we don't talk about it. We can
leave it. We don't talk about no, no, no, no no.
And then a state's back with who this weekend who
got absolutely lit up by the number thirteen team in
the country. So also in another conversation, but we've got
something we gotta do. We gotta do, mister pizza. We're

(13:58):
gonna do a quick fastest speed we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna quick fast. Okay, go do you have here?
You go?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You already know the rules, Mystery Pizza. We're doing this
quick sniff, smell, do whatever you gotta do, shake it weight,
I don't even know whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Check out the fail on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Here's a like.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Tell on the fans.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm not your average Okay, it's pretty good weight to Okay,
what are we think of?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Pepperoni, mushroom, onion, banana pepper.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
What are you thinking? Yeah, pepperoni, mushroom, banana, pepper, onion.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Sell spicy pepperoni, sausage mushroom onion.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Three three ham, banana, pepper, green pepper, extra cheese.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, that was a fire bron extra cheese. I'm fan.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I'm a fan of extra Hey.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
We just did that in under a minute. Are we
going to talk about that?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
That's a first.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
We're getting good.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
This pizza gives off high vibes. This pizza gives off man,
you know what sounds good together? M m.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
And to be honest, I want to know what this
pizza could take. And you might not believe in me
on this one. I think this pizza could take some pineapple.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Last week went very far because I had people look
at me and go, you're fucked up, and I'm like, no,
I'm not. I would one hundred percent of pineapple on
a meat lover's pizza.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I think this pizza could take some pineapple. The only
thing I'd be concerned about is the green peppers. But
I think because of the green peppers, it gives a
good back pineapple.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Actually, you have at me.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Get a centerpiece. But that's a nice one.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, throw another piece on there because that was damn good.
That's that's something that's not gonna give me heartburn tonight too.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's something that.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
That's not heart it's it's solid, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
The cheese just.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I like cheese, but going with extra cheese cheese.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
You know me, I could eat a regular cheese pizza
on the other week that world.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Do you think that we'd smell extra cheese.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's the way. I'll tell you what. The day the
guy guesses extra cheese and gets it right, that is
immediate fat as status. I'm playing big back in the
back of that in the back of that video.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I mean, there's been a couple of times a couple
of us will guess extra cheese because we're like, we
don't feel like there's a fourth hawk. We could smell
at least.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Three of the I thought it was mushrooms. I did too.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I like, I don't know, I need to like memorize
the distinct smell of banana peppers, because it really does
have a distinct spell.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Did you know banana peppers the juice can be used
as a disinfectant.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Uh huh, it's vinegar. That makes sense. Vinegar is used
for cleaning. It makes a lot of sense. Speaking of cleaning.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Cleaning house, we got to talk.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
About the fact that I'm not happy with the world
of Major League Baseball right now. Why would that be
because we have two moneyball teams in the World Series.
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
You want to know something funny? What my bracket is
the only one that's stop stop.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, but you gotta have the moneyball team from the
West win it exactly.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Do I think it's gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
No, you don't think the West coach is gonna win that.
You think the Yankees are gonna win that. My thing
is here we can have this quick conversation to talk
about this. The Yankees exposed to wards. Let's let's recap
the Guards and then we can expose what I think
is the Yankees, because I think there's one true power

(18:28):
that beats the Yankees, and that's damn good.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
I can recap the Guards really fast. What did the
Guardians put a lot of money into this year?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hitting?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Hitting, defense, defense, pitching?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
No, they didn't put money into pitching?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
How much pitching? Field?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Outfield security? Yeah? What did they not put money into pitching?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Catching, catching, actually hitting.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
And actually hitting clutch balls?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hey, there was some clatch baseball hitting, but there was
also some notwhere out of nowhere that major we talk
about Big Christmas himself, Santa Claus came to town, buddy, Yeah,
oh yeah, that was his first home run in months.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
So what did the Yankees show that Cleveland doesn't have
other than money?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Aaron Judge is trying to hit anything else that's not
a fastball.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
If you can pitch to the Yankees properly, you can
beat the Yankees. If you can if you can understand
that first thing, you hopefully can catch Aaron Judge in
a in a slump, which we caught him out of
a slump. Of course, love that for us, because he
hit horrible against the Royals. Then he comes and plays

(19:54):
us and he hits that line drive that ended up
to be a fucking home run.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Line line drive home run, a line.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Drive home run. Don't get me wrong, I hate the
man's guts, but geez us the Guards that game. Yes,
I'm telling you now, all you have to do is
outscore the Yankees, or you have to pitch better than
the Yankees, because at the end of the day, the
Yankees have money into the pitching, but they have way
more money in theirs.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
What what I'm getting with that is a lot of people,
a lot of baseball fans, should have respect that the
Guardians actually stood toe to toe. Okay, now let's get
deeper into this. Where did the Yankees thrive?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hitting when clutch, when clutch.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
When clause would come in? So who were they waiting
on class A exactly? That last game was two to two,
two to two, yes, all the way until.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Which hitting the eighth or ninth.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I watched too many other sports from then from then
to now to actually remember exactly what it was. But
all I can say is this and.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
By that time, I was within the heart of their lineup, which.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Was clause was way too predictable. Yep. And when you
also have the heart of your lineup coming up, I
do have to agree, Chris, that's that's no point.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Now, Wan Soto the guy thats Aaron Judge and then
Jane Carlos Stanton.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Fucked that guy. They paid money for him. So at
the end of the day, it runs into the Yankees
have money, and the Guardians didn't have a very effective
pitching staff, because where's their starting pitcher been this entire time?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Hurt, injured, getting surgery.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yes, I probably already had surgery.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Had surgery, and his recovery I believe.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I'd say so.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Along with our other pictures.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
So fuck the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
As always, I'm rooting for the Dodgers. I won't say
I'm rooting for the Dodgers. I'm not rooting for the Yankees.
I to be honest with you, if we just had
a World Series that didn't happen, this will be the
year I would love to have it.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Bring it back.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I hope it bring it back.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
No, I hope it goes in the extra innings and
they say fuck this. The Oakland Athletics won the World Series.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
The worst team in baseball gets the championship, and it's
not the A's, it's a White Sox, baby, the heart
of the heart of the outside, the heart of the
South Side, who.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Will probably not be in Chicago in five years.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah. Now it's shifted from all the A's are selling
out to Yeah, the White Sox are looking for a
place to go.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Boys, I'm telling you now, we're gonna They're playing in
North Carolina, and so is all of the minor league
teams that are there because they don't think that they
will be recovered by next spring. That comes back in
the conversation Carolina.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
So really they're actually utilizing this to do some test
markets and some other areas for baseball because they're looking
to expand. But I'm telling you now, one of the
the the team that gets moved next is the White
Sox and maybe the Rays after that.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay, we said about that, We talked about going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
The A's are going to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Oh excuse me, The A's are going to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
The are going to Vegas this year, and then they're
probably gonna REBA two years in the West Sacramento. Fuck you,
White Sox. Probably go to Nashville or something closer to
the They wanted baseball team in Nashville, music City. They
want baseball and music city.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
They already had base Well, they have a trip that's
right down the road.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's Triple A Nashville Sounders.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
They want Boom.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
They want an actual glove is talking about a major.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
League and the Triple MLB.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
They're not going to call them the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
No, they'll change the rebrand God.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
That's gonna suck. Man. We actually have to see a
report ending in our lifetime.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
You're gonna see what the as You can see three
or four rebrandings.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
The Seattle SuperSonics when they moved to Oklahoma City, they
rebranded their de Oklahoma City Thunder.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
The Pelicans, Yeah, New Orleans, Honess.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Went back to Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay, okay, that's I don't really know.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Washington Redskins guarantee Washington Redskins.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
No, they quotes south rebranding. I've seen rebranding, not relocated.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Quote South Park, Washington Redskins. Go fund yourself.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Did I know.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
You're a certain students at.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
The ass at the University of Colorado. Hey, imagine they
redid that episode carmstuck in prime time.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I'm telling you now, you're gonna see a lot of rebrands.
So it's gonna be a lot.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Talk about another team that needs to rebrand fucking Colorado joke?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Which Colorado teams?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Oh? Both joke.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
There's like three or four Nuggets.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, all of Denver, all.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Of the the Rockies, the Rockies, the Avalanche. There's history
there too. Yeah, come on now, so the Rockies needed
to rebrand? Yep, how about Yeah, they got to keep
my eye.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Last I heard Broncos really don't like the actual horse.
They don't really do well that high up, probably because
she's saying, what else is there?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Nuggets?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Nuggets, that's fine, they're fine. Yeah, Buffalo, they're pretty much
done for the Rams. Well they live in mountains, so
that's the only one that's kind of relevant.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, I guess why not?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Okay, that's fair. Okay, So what the hell we were
talking about?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
So we're talking baseball and the fact that you think
the Yankees are gonna win this. I think the Dodgers
are gonna win this. Who do you think is gonna
win this? And then we need to get done with
this because I'm tired of talking.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's why I say, and how that works in baseball
fucking works.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
But there's no crying in baseball.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Well there is now because fuck the Yankees. And the
next time I cheered for the freaking Yankees, I'm not
cheering for them, even if I'm in Hell. Give me
the fucking Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
So I'm Yankees, Okay? Cool?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
How do you live with yourself knowing that you just
said you want the Yankees to in the World Series?
How do you how are you waking up tomorrow morning
knowing that you said.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Next quessure is not on the team.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Well, I could say this. I guess I just don't
want to see o Tani win one. And I already
picked the Dodgers to win, so I'm betting against myself.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh so in the in the end, you really just
want to be a winner. Yeah, So what you're really
saying is Dalton, you just want to get a trophy bandwagon, you.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Know what, Scarbart, But it off seriousness because I think
Clinton Kershall still pitching obviously, Lamb right off in the
sunset get ering retire because Kershaw beating up some team.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Got it ride Okay, next.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Okay, So really it got too much going on in
this computer. Let's talk about college football, because we were
talking about about the elephant in the room again, Let's
talk about the fact that we lost what element? I
didn't know there were any others in college football?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Do you want to know? The first one is, let's.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Let's feel our band aid off because we haven't talked
about it. Yeah, we haven't peeled.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay, First off, I don't think it's that big of
a band aid because.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
We lost to now the number one team in the country.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
That that's why, yes, why is it not that bad
of a game? Other than how it ended? Which balls
call by Oregon's head coach.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I don't give a fuck they aged Hey, Dan Laney
probably had a special binder on them that probably said
w W D C D. What would Dan Campbell do
and take his fucking balls and put a fucking twelfth
man on the field.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Would have another fucking candle with Dan?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
What would Dan do? What would Dan?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
What would Dan do?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Dan put twelve men on the field and took a
fucking risk and guess what he got it? Now, this
is the only two things I have to recap from
that game. Now that you know we're entering in Nebraska
this week. One take away the penalties Ohio State was
that game?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Two, that was an interception.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah on that first drive, the one that we had.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
That was an interception.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Sure, sure, sure, nonetheless, Yes.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
This is the argument I have with the twelve men
on the field. Yes, what did Ohio State get away with?
What did Oregon get away with? Yep? That's a damn
good football game. That was a damn good.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Football That was a one of the best two v
three football games.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
And my boss, that game was penalties. Yes, playing and simple.
So the only thing that Ohio State can do is
go back rediscipline and move on because now you lost
to the number one team in the country. Okay, to
some of the quote unquote fans that we like to
talk about that were in the just decided to become
fans in the urban Meyer era, what do we call them?

(29:44):
The glorified, glorified, glorified Ohio State fans of the young age, youth, youth,
or just ignorant fucking assholes. That was not a bad
football game. It was a defensive coordinator's nightmare. Yes, one, Yeah,
that's not a good nick. But I will say this,

(30:07):
if you were mad because Ohio State lost that game,
you shouldn't be mad other than the fact that Ohio
State shot themselves in the foot.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Exactly. We had this opertinity opportunity, We had opportunities where
we were even up. We let ore again store score. Okay,
oh they bobbled a snap and we almost returned two points.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
The other way.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Seriously, though, look at the chess I know, connect neck
Connect Connect.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Nnect chess match of a game.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
So in my eyes for this year solidified. That is
the number one game this entire season. Yes, absolutely so.
I don't think there's anything to hang your head on
out of them. Yeah, Ohio State lost in the other
season we lost, You've already mentioned it. Okay, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
We have a one in that second.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Guess what We're going to be seeing that team again
in the Big Ten Championship. I put money on it,
and I've already fucking bet the game.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
There might be another, man, I mean, if it plays
out right.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
It could be two. But it has to play out
very right now exactly, But I could say this, Ohio
State's going to see that team again. It's going to
be in Indianapolis, because why am I saying this speaking
of the elephant the room. The first elephant I have
is wow, Michigan fucking.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Sucks nineteen forties uniform style. Why okay, you want to
talk about it.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Davie, You want to talk about embarrassedment, Bretta. First things First,
I'm number one. That's always the first thing. I'm number one.
Second thing, though, how do you go off of winning
a national title to have three fucking losses?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
How how bad hangover?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
That's terrible hangover? That's worse than LSU's hangover.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Which one for l s U exactly?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Ls you lost two games thirty?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, you're talking about the twenty twenty season. I'll try
and say which one after their championships that they had.
Because I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
That everybody thinks that the Joe bar everybody thinks that
the Joe Burrow l s U era was the greatest
team in college football. It's not. You have to go
back and watch Vince and actually learn fall.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I was going to Yeah, I mean I wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I'm not saying you're wrong, exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Put a pin in that one, because every time I
open up YouTube, the Vince Young game against the Holi
State pops up and I am not rewatching that game
that was.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I rewatched that game.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
That is painful.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I say, now this is more of a question mark
and open end statement. You guys can answer it asn't
matter rhetorical. Does Michigan play Ohio State with four losses
and Ohio State only has one loss?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Possibility you're talking like making it a competitive game?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Like is it is there going to be a competitive
game for a possible could be four loss Michigan. Okay,
it's at the shoe.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, we're all.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's at the shoe for a one loss Ohio State
for Michigan to come down to Columbus. Do you guys
really think that's going to be a competitive game?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Is this Ryan Days hang one hundred year?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Is this Ryan justification hang undred year?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
He's got to now? First quarter? Maybe? Does again? How
does the House States start out a game slow? So
it might look like a game. But if W. Howard
looks at him and says, are we really going to
make us a fucking game?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I'm jumping too far forward.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
That's just more like we got we gotta I got
another game on that Michigan scheduled circle and I'm thinking
two thousand and seven bipes from that, but we'll talk
about that in a minute.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
So the huge elephant in the room, where's out? Roll Tide?
How about get rolled Ti? Yeah, Jesus Fandy? Now Tennessee?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Oh wo three wow? In the last three trips to Tennessee.
And what was it?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm not playing, sorry, I'm trying to do something. I'm
trying to do the funny. You're good, keep going.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Somebody said it's easy to win in Vanny. Yeah that
was Nick Saban, wasn't it? Is he to win in Vandy?
Now lose a and then you go in and now
I will lose reddit.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I was listening to one of the I'll give him
a shout out. I was listening to one of the
ninety seven to one the fans shows. And don't lose
the Vandy. Lose to Tennessee. That lost to Tennessee doesn't
look too bad. Lose the Vandy. You just lost to Tennessee.
That loss looks terrible. Now, yeah, bad, that's bad. That's bad.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's bad.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
That's real bad.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's real bad. That's real bad.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
But you want to know what what is great. And
actually it was brought up when I was at the
barber shop last Friday.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I was gonna say, I like a cup by the way,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Back to thee years, who's ranked now finally ranked Army
and Navy?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh yeah, Army? Yeah, because it's Army, Navy and Vanderbilt.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Arm Are we gonna talk about that situation?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Dude? Can we have the potential for a CFP if
wins are brought out heavy and hot enough. If the
CFP committee were to say, wow, I have this undefeated
up to the point where they're like one and one,
Like someone's gonna lose at the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Someone has to lose hold on.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Someone has to lose hold on.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Are you we need to talk about this?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Are you going to take a two loss Alabama over
an undefeated Navy or Army? Come?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Many would.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Stop eating the pizza. What conference are they?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Both them than the American American?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Who's leading the American? I don't know both of them? Oh,
they will play the American Championship. Then the next weight
they'll play the Yeah, so we can have a one
loss for each team and maybe get into the seas.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
What I'm hoping for I want to see the American Athletic.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
War. They were still independent.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, they America this year.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
They're both in the AAC.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yes, they're both in the AC and they both leave.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
The aa Wow, so they can play in the Champion
tip and the Army Navy game the week after and
both have one loss and maybe get in the CFP.
Who are you like, they're a stretch, But I'm have
to eleven with how many losses there are all around.
If they lose to each other and they're both ranked,

(37:32):
that's like Ohio State oregan losing. They're not gonna They're
not gonna shift. It's not like I get it. They're
not in the world's strongest conference. But they both have
solid wins. Yes, they have solid wins that have them
a bit. They might be eleven and twelve, but they
could still be eleven and twelve because I genuinely think
that Army and Navy because are just as good as Indiana.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
This is my thing. You expand it to twelve. Usually
when you dip down in the eight, nine, ten, eleven,
twelve seed, you start diving into your two three loss teams. Okay,
if you have two one loss teams that don't even
get a fucking consideration or hell, even a loss team

(38:16):
that that that's something that it's like scraping bottle barrel. Yeah. Plus,
I like how everything is being structured right now to
I love the chaos. Love, I'm I'm in, I'm all
bought in. I love the restructuring of a lot of

(38:36):
these conferences. Am I ready for the super conferences? No,
because I think that's just gonna cause more pandemonium. But
I will say this, I backed my statement again as
I said before, I'll say it again. The West Coast
coming to the Big ten I thought was gonna be
a loss. It's it's great. Now. I think we should

(38:58):
start seeing some other conferences start to weed some stuff out,
which we talked about that last one. Oh wow, it's
what what's going to make it interesting is Okay, we've
seen how the AP pole is with Alabama. Alabama now
has two losses. Since they were originally ranked at number

(39:18):
they were number one, they Alabama or Vanderbilt, and they
were number one one Vanderbilt. They've dropped from one to
quote me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yes, four.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
I think they were fourteen.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Two fifteen, fifteen, they were fourteen, but then they dropped. Yeah, yeah,
because they dropped these spots after that loss.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
You were the number one team three weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
And he had the scare against South Carolina too.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Please last three weeks. The SEC bias isn't still there
at the eight people. Now, I think it's getting more
transitioned into let's see what they actually call when CFP
absolutely and he comes in, which I really need those
votings to come like now.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I know, but I gotta wait two weeks.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I can't. I can't wait any longer.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh yeah, because it'll be.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Two weeks weeks, two weeks.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Georgia beat the hell out of Texas. Horns Don Horns don. Yes,
even though I think Horns will still be somewhere, we're
still sitting. We're still sitting prey with what we've talked about.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
They're back and forth.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I think they need to do some some soul searching.
That Georgia team is a good team.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
They just got caught on a bad time. Surprise teams.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Where's Indiana came from out.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Of the woodwork man, top fIF team, it's insane and
they took Nebraska to the shed fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yes, yes, they just kept breaking it in.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
They didn't stop.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
And Gus Johnson Electric call on their pick and brought
it back. IU has a football.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Team as a football team because look at the coaches
press conference he had a couple of weeks ago. Exactly,
you want to know who I am, google me.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I win games and all he does is like literally,
I said as he said that, the only thing that
popped in the back of my head was DJ Khaled
because all.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
He does is and he does.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
He won at James Madison.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
He won, He won.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I up exactly, he wins games. Yeah, Andiana has their guy,
and I'm hoping they is the guy to.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Get him to the CFP.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
No, they're all I'm the outside looking into.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
However, he's the guy that would get him looking good
when they come to the shit here in a few weeks.
Because Indiana doesn't play Oregon yet, they got a few games.
I looked out their schedule, So give me a second,
Because'm gonna pull it back.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
While you're doing that, I can run down the top
tops here. Oregon at one, Georgia two, Penn State at three,
ohighs to four, Texas five, Miami at six, Tennessee seven,
LSU eight, Clemson nine, Io State ten, BYU eleven, Notre
Dame at twelve, wild to me thirteen for Indiana, Texas
A and M at fourteen, Alabama at fifteen, insane, Kansas

(42:37):
State at sixteen, Boise State at seventeen. We got to
talk about that Boise State team.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
By the way, Ole.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Miss eighteen, Pitt nineteen, Illinois at twenty, proud of them,
Missouri twenty one, SMU at twenty two, Army Navy twenty three,
and then twenty four, and Vandy at number twenty five. Guys,
this is a totally different world that we were never caught.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
All the teams at twenty three to twenty five.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
We need to talk about gen Over at Boise State
because that guy is going to be a dog, all
league dog. Insane. Okay, So I sat and watched the
Boise State Iowa game, and I watched that first quarter,
first two quarters. Dog. Don't get me wrong, You're playing Hawaii,
not the world's best team in the world. But he
broke out for that run, and I'm telling you now,

(43:20):
the world stopped and he ran. Yeah, don't don't be
on it like that anyway. One of these days they'll
be in top twenty five and you'll be crying is
what are these No, this is gonna be twenty sixty. Okay,
we're gonna be gona rocket tize.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
What it was like, what about what he's gonna be?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
It was as well, you just fucking say bomb now
Ashton Ashton GenZ, I fucking named him earlier within the podcast,
like his performance against Doregon kept him there and scared
the organ and showed Oregon's defense and exposed which we
capitalize and again penalties. But that's another I'm one of

(44:04):
those people. Granted, what Travis Hunter is doing, it's also
a static but well, Ashton gent is doing that running back.
That guy's getting the he's getting something in New York.
He's going to New York, and I think he's running
the thing right now. I think he's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Nobody else is standing out like him.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Though he's gonna win the thing, might win the.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Thing, Travis Hunter. It's between the two of them.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
The Heisman vote is not a actual vote anymore. It
sounds like it's more of a popularity vote.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
It is a popular It is a popularity vote.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Okay, So and who they who like? I'm sorry, I'm
not trying to be.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
No, I know where you come from.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
But I know where I know what they're, where they stand.
I know who they're gonna pick.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, you want to
talk about who they're gonna pick. No, I know who
they're I got a name.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
You got a name, Yeah, you got a name. I
don't have a name.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You do have a name.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I really don't start looking to Heisman until about after
this week.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I think they're gonna start looking at Gabriel. He's going
to be at least in the tops. I think he
might be their guy.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Like, I'll say it right.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Now, in a thousand yards already kind of insane.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah. The three guys that I think are going to
New York that are in the discussion, Ashton gent Travis Hunter, Yeah,
Dylan Gabriel. Those three are in discussion, and it's gonna
be one of those three win the Heisman. However, I
found this earlier, Yes, because Travis is already talking about
because he's like, look at my stets, look at me.
I'm playing two ways, yeah one. Ashton Genty responded to

(45:42):
Travis Hunter's comments on the Heisman race. Good as to Travis,
he's balling for real, He's doing some stuff we ain't
ever seen nobody do. Personally, I take no offense to it.
He's just speaking his opinion. Everyone's got an opinion. For me,
what I've been doing hasn't been done in thirty six,
thirty seven years, So that's I'm special. If I keep
that up and break a record that's been around for

(46:03):
thirty six years. I feel like you can't really compete
with that. Hey, that guy on your football team running
the fucking ball.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I'll tell you what. That's a guy right there.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Man, that's the number one draft pick.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
That's that's a unit. And the Cleveland Browns are in
the life of.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Hey, so if you if you wish that naming to exist.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Anything, I won't anything.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I say that because next okay, you're ready to rip
the band aid off.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Rip the band aid off. We're talking NFL.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, Will, I'm conflicted.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You lost your quarter of a million, quarter of a
billion dollar quarterback.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I'm conflicted on how to feel about it.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Conflicted.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I'm not I'm not cheering.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I'm not doing yeah, because at the end of the day,
it's not it's not cool to be cheering. It's not
another person at the end of the day, Like but
at the end of the day, I understand why people
did it.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
At the end of the day, I do now. Is
it cool? No, But there are people that went there
that paid money that I'm not gonna say pay him,
but endorses. Yeah, there are people that go there pay
money and you don't show out. People are gonna act
a certain way. Especially everybody understands that the dog pound

(47:27):
has only changed just minutely. Okay, they don't carry kegs
and doghouses anymore into the fucking stadium. They just get
super fucking hammered in muni lot and then go in
and watch a football game. Yes, so understand the atmosphere
you're in. There are people that're gonna get cheer and
there are people they're gonna boot yep.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
So that's my statement on that. Do I actually have
an official statement on how I feel about it, No,
because I'm neutral, because I don't know how to feel
about it. Because I've fought for him and said that
he would be a good quarterback at one point and
in this studio, and then I've fought against him and said,
what the fuck did we pay for? Yeah, that's if
you're a Browns fan, that's exactly what you're thinking, right now,

(48:12):
what what did we pay for? What? Did not even like?
And again speaking as a Brown organization, not as a
fan like what as we as fans? What? What? What
did they see?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
What a kid coming off of Hope. The problem is
Deshaun Watson and I are the same age.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Yeah, I know, right, you're older than him.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Yeah, Boomer, you're older than Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Get your silver sneakers.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I think only by a couple months.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
No buck eye.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
So how do I feel about it? I think this
is going to open up competition for quarterback with the
Cleveland Browns. Yes, I am very happy that Nick ups
come back.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Now do I think the Browns should eat the money? Absolutely?
You should eat one hundred and seventy mili. It was
a piss poor investment. Get rid of it, Send him
on his way, tell him to go get healthy, find
another team. So pretty much what I'm saying is not

(49:23):
It's same comparison, but not in the same statue to
what this guy did. Colin Kaepernick him, he's going up.
You're not performing, get out. I don't care how much
we paid. There's teams out there that you know, everybody's
idolizing the Browns because the Browns paid the most money
for this. Yeah, there's other teams that are within the

(49:44):
thirty two team NFL that have paid significant amounts of
money over the past. However many years we've all been
on this earth and got fucked over. Yes, now it's
just more substantial because the numbers have gotten higher and
the quarterback position is actually pretty damn expensive.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yep so and gets more and more important every day.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Here's what I have to say about this, which.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Is impossible to say for the fact that it's been
that important can.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Vary and all the gms, it's with the Browns. If
you were listening to this podcast for some fucking reason,
crazy sell his ass. Take the l go get another
quarterback somewhere else and develop the two that we have
in the room right now. Take a chance build everywhere else.

(50:32):
Offensive line back up, defensive line backup, linebackers.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Where's case Keenan when you need them?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Houston Houston training another great one exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
So, Yeah, the Browns are one in six. We lost
to the Bengals. It's Joe statistically, Joe Burrow's first win. Yes,
when was Joe Burrow drafted a.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Long ass time ago. Yeah, guys, we had our own
borderline big Ben situation going there. Yeah still can, Yeah,
we still can, still can. We got to try to
get it back this year.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
But I think having Nick Chubb coming back is going
to help tremendously.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Absolutely as well as you know.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I keep hearing Schador Sanders name getting thrown.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Stop stop answer.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Anybody that talked how bad Manziel was, if you think
that Shadar Sanders is any better than what Manzell, uh,
Johnny Man's ad came, Thank Johnny freaking football. Thank you.
I think that caffeine's on the Downmore Cafe anyway. If

(51:55):
you don't think that he is not a diet Manziel,
you want to.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
See how fast I've become a Lions fan. Yeah, draft
Shador Sanders literally, I will become a Lions fan. Literally, Actually,
fuck it, I'd become a Bengals fan by that point.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah. I you going to Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I would, It's pretty much Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
And he will.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
He will be toxic to whatever team he goes to.
And I hate to pray it upon you, but I
hope y'all take him, because y'all are that dumb to
do that? But the problem is we're just as freaking dumb.
So we've done it before him, we'll do it again.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Now, let's talk about this game that we've watched on
I hope, I hope you guys watched a little bit
on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, watch a little bit Sunday.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Maybe it's not like I had TV in my garage anyway.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Okay, what do you got, tinfoil tinfoil cap?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Do you guys see a blocking difference in the offensive line?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yes, yep?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
When Deshaun went.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Now, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Do you see how dtr had more time in the pocket? Yes,
even though yes, he did make rookie mistakes. Same thing
Jameis Winston. Jameis Winston came in and made mistakes because
you know, hell, you're getting thrown to the fire against
in the Battle of Ohio in the AFC North. That's
a pretty big that's a pretty big game. Yeah, but
did you see the timing? Did you see the blocking

(53:14):
for Chubb?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
I'm not trying to speculate here, but what was really
the problem?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
There could be a little conspiracy theory on the fact
that there was a non contact injury don't get me wrong,
we've seen it before. You and I are the two
to say it. It's as common as all get up,
especially with guys at this level. But at the end
of the day, a non contact injury could still got
a little bit of speculation.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Just.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Overuse, overuse, improper care, improper stretching, not getting miss I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, bro, I swear.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
You should have just went through with it. It would
have been.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
It's all right because as as happen, Thames came out.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Probably maybe his missus fired him, probably allegedly allegation.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Maybe his his missus turn. I'm not going there, not
going there.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
But.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah, that totally different world. We're going to see a
totally different Cleveland Browns team starting this week.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Got the Ravens.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, hey, wonder what all I gotta say is, let's get.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Them at home.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Birds aren't real.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Birds aren't real. How can they beat this in football?
They're not real?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
It was twenty five NFL drafted. The season ended today
because Rockets going to have fun. So I'm gonna say
the first four because there's four guys I'm gonna list off.
Number one is the New England Patriots. Yes, Mich'll probably
take Travis Hunter.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Shocker.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Number two is Carolina. I think Caroline is gonna get
him left you. I think Dyly Gabriel. Number three is Cleveland.
I did think y'all are taking a quarterback.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I know exactly which one.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Take a guess, mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
I've known this quarterback before, have right? Or is this
somebody I've never known?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
You probably know him? But I want to see which
name you say.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I have mine in my head. I want to see
what they say.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
No, they ain't what they say. They just named the picks.
These are who I projecting.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I have Queen yours.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I think when will be a better fit for you guys.
Tennessee is at number four. They're gonna hype on the
sad train, which I'm not there.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Tennessee, I think is gonna take a quarterback trying to
levis ate some bad mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
We'll say he did.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
He's Talman's.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
It's a miracle whip. It's not even mayonnaise.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
It's got a houseman, Come marshall. That's why I say
he's he he's got the HeLa got too much may
on his coffee.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
We'll go in the fay would be all right.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
So anyways, that's at least with my four. But no,
I think quinns the better fit for you guys all
and Bracel mentioned it in the group chat, and there's
other I rad Cleveland could take Shader Sanders. There's not
the fit for y'all, like he said, diet manziel manzil
zero sugar. Anyways, but no, I think Jamis will be

(56:35):
alright with you guys. I think you guys start Jamis
Winston like d t R. Stay behind, get some reps
every now and then when you can. Because I was
in the same boat with him last year when you
guys had your whole quarterbacks and you convinced Joe flat
Gold to get off the couch and come play football
and literally get y'all in the playoffs and come back
player of the Year. Now he's chilling in Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
He's won a couple of football games there.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
He's one of you.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
So, Chairman, how do you feel about all this?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I was not happy with the performance of Watson. I
do see what you're talking about. With Sunday, we're going
to see a very different, again, very different Cleveland Browns team.
For the fact that we've got players back. We lost one,
but he was not performing well. So now that kind
of also is it kind of rattles in my head.

(57:29):
Was he fighting this injury and not telling anybody and
it just got exasperated to the point that he couldn't
do anything about it or maybe I don't know, just
conversations later, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
In the end, when you do that train go boom.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
We saw with a lot of people here, Yeah, a
lot of a lot of string, a lot of a
lot of corkboard, a lot of a lot of things.
We're one and six. This is the worst start that
we've had in a season.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Since Hugh Jackson was our head coach.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah, yeah, that that's a joke.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
That's at and.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Uh maybe no, I might be wrong. Possibly also Freddy Kitchens, Yeah,
would agree. So next ten foil cap theory with being
the factory of sadness? Fan? Yes, is Kevin Stefansk get
him going to make it to Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I hope because this is not a hymn thing. I
don't think any of this was him. This was above
his head and at the end of the day, I'm neutral.
The end of the day, I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I don't think this was because at the end of
the day, these are the final two options. I'm gonna leave. Yeah,
I'm gonna leave with all our listeners too. Take the
one hundred and seventy somewhat mill cap hit lose your
head coach by Thanksgiving? Which one you want to see
as a Browns fan?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And my final point on the Stefanski pieces, we have
seen the frustration out of him, or the fact of
he knows that this team is not performing well and
it just seems like he has no control of it.
You just see that on Sundays. You know, we've seen

(59:11):
what happens when coaches have the control of it. We've
seen that we need a guy like him. We have
seen what what a bad coach is. I don't think
that's Stefanski. I really don't we.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Need that guy.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
No, I know you want that guy. So that guy's
doing great right now.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
All in all, it's just another rough year, that's all
it is. We'll ride the storm out.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
We don't even want to talk about Carolina. It's cheaper
to go to the game.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Hey, hey, we're just fitting in to be factorius on
this two point zero.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
You know, if you need a moment to speak your word.
Do it. But then I want to get to uh,
get to the picks for the week there. I want
to get our uh, I want to get our five minute.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, oh our five minute anyway, what do I say?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Actually, for Karen, I kind of had to hunch this
is gonna be where we werena be. Yes, we are
also with the same record with you guys, only one win,
but I kind of expected it because it's we're trying
to get everything clicking. We're throwing Bryce Young to the wolf.
Se shoultn't be thrown yet. Now we got Andy Daalton
back there, and we could stay here injury and all
this stuff. But is it coaching? Could be, couldn't be?

(01:00:25):
Defensive coordinators? Not too shabby, Dave Katz, It's he literally
never coached. He's now coaching, and I'm gonna join in
with him. Obviously I'm no Browns fan, but the whole
Watson thing, I'm no, it's I would say the same
thing even if Carolina took it. Yeah, there was too

(01:00:48):
much on the plate. We were gonna give too much
for Watson and we were literally giving away talent for him,
and we're like, no, we can't do that. We can't
even do picks. So Watson and Cleveland, that whole thing.
It's definitely a can I take the loss, let him
go get healthy and go from there. Let Watson be

(01:01:08):
Watson with that everything going on with him, Cleveland's got
to bounce back with the fan and as a coaching
with Stefan's key, that guy's coach of the year coming
back from coach of the Year. I don't think so. Granted,
you got Baltimore coming up. Baltimore is gonna be tough.
Baltimore always plays stuff, especially AFC North. You're literally gonna

(01:01:28):
be Boston wall grinding and bumping one another at Jamis's
time to shine. Can he get y'all eating wins? Everyone
hopes so she are. Don't throw him out just yet,
but if you need to let him get some snaps
leg get comfortable under the belt. He was also thrown
to the Wolves, which that could be a whole discussion

(01:01:49):
for another day. With us thrown to the Wolves, talk
as I could go on a roubble about it, but
that's bounced back, and like I said, Carolina, it's we
are young. We only have a few vettes. I won't
be surprised if we walk away with another win or
two down the road. But I won't be shocked if

(01:02:10):
we go one sixteen. All I could say is we
were not winless. We didn't go winless.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Be proud.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Maybe we'll get another one pick who knows birches here
for a good time, not a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Absolutely not get fined. Sure you ready to rock off?
Five minute drum?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah, we could rock it off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
You run the time or their sport.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Of course. So once he starts talking on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
You, all right, I gotta pull it up real quick
because I don't always.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Got to pull it up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Oh my god, I'm sitting here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Y'all didn't give me time to fall up. Oh my god.
All right, once the loads there, we go. All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Are we ready? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Five minute drive? Got some good games. Friday starts with
Friday Night Boise State unlv bother of them one lost
Mountain West Football, Boise State three point favorite. Who are
you taking?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Taking Boise State by the spread?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
All right, chairman?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
What's the spread? I have him by seven, Boise by three,
by three, got it even by seven?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
You got him by seven. I got him by thirteen.
Next game, big noon kickoff the corn Huster is got
to Nebraska coming to the show to take on Holli State.
Is Nebraska gonna bounce back from their forty nine point
loss to Indiana or is the Hoilse State taking care
of business? Howl State's that twenty five and a half
point favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Ohio State by twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
I'll stay by thirty five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Oh wait, there's more fifty six to ten hoil State.
How state won's by forty six? We got a blow
anyway Battle of Ohio in maction, we got them foul
against a bullying Green traveling north to the Rockets of Toledo.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Let's get this right. It's the Battle on Ice seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Battle on Ice seventy five, That's where I was sent.
Hey that missiles pointed towards their anyway three thirty kick
off to lead up two and a half point favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Who you got, Dalton, I'm taking Toledo by one. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
I would take totalle dou by a tuddy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Totally do uh. This ain't my hens anyway Rockets when
they actually win by two next game, it's a big
brother versus little brother. This might be where Dalton drops
another l for a team anyway. We got Michigan State
going to the Big House playing Michigan some thirty kickoff
on NBC. Who you got, Uh, Michigan as four point favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
I'm gonna take Michigan State by three.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Dog two me too clean?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Sweet, Michigan State by three?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Who Party?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Next game? Seven thirty kickoff SEC on ABC. I'm not
comfortable with that anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Then of LSU are hend to Kyle Field to take
on the agis of Texas A and m Uh. This
ain't gonna be no. Seven over time thriller, although if
it is, holy fuck anyway, Texas A and M is
a two and a half point favorite. Don't know who
you taking?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
LSU by seven? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Okay, chairman, I got A and M ten I got
seven points but for A and M so well said, anyway,
that's college moving on to the NFL. The one loss
of Vikings are traveling to LA to take on those
Rams with the head of Cooper Cup coming back Amazon

(01:05:46):
Prime Football at eight fifteen Thursday Night. Minnesota is a
three point favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Who you got, Dalton, I'm gonna take Minnesota by three.
Sam Darnold found this team.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
School maybe ten?

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
It's school school school?

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Ten to add on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
That's all that matters exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
So uh, Sam Donald and school by seven. And like
you said, Sam Donald found his team. Props to the kid,
he's already in and the MVP talks. Let him stay
in the MVP talks. But that's another discussion for a
rainy day. Anyways. One o'clock kick golf at pay Corps,
almost at Paul Brown anyway. Uh then Bulldogs disguised as

(01:06:25):
Eagles at Philadelphia, traveling to Cincinnati to take on the Bengals.
Bengals are a two and a half point favorite. He
got Dalton Eagles by three, Eagles by a Tundy, Bengals
by three for me next game, and we're ripping that
band aid off. The Ravens of Baltimore taking on what

(01:06:46):
was originally the Cleveland Brown. Well, the original Brown started,
Baltimore taking on with the new Brown. Call it whatever.
Ravens Browns Baltimore's nine point favorite and uh rokwand Smith
may not play. He's an actually reviewed for a fucking
hip drop tackle. Anyways, he got Baltimore by ten.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Wow, did you guys fucking call each other to figure
out what you were wearing? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
The Boys by three. I'm still believing in them. Nicholas
Chubb will be running.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I got Baltimore by ten.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
O y'all fucking cold.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
And no I have mine first. Anyways, beat up Colts,
Texans AFC South football played in Houston. Well, Anthony Richardson
actually look good? Or will CJ take air business Houston
by six?

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
You got Dalton, I'll take that Houston by six.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Seven, I think, and he takes the lead by three.
CJ does a game when he touchdown Texans by four.
Final game Sunday Night Football on NBC. Cowboys fourty nine, ers,
Sam Fan four point favorite. You got as y'all are

(01:08:01):
fucking moot here, but we all know you got everything. Anyways,
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I have to take the Cowboys Wiener.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Bye one seven, ride it. We're taking down the Boys
by seven. Do you see how many the ns are
not playing well?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
The Niners have so many injuries.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Half their starting lineup is gone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Like the Cowboys. The Niners by ten.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Five and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Because I talked, I was like, it's because I talked
about y'all calling each other.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
My bad, My bad, Brot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Buddy, y'all can thirty seconds, isn't terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Hey, Perry, what are you ten years? I'll take a
pass like a man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
We'll be back, Hey, chairman.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
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Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
US, we are back AFB's af US.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
It's been a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
In two weeks, literally two weeks, and then before two
weeks it was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Two weeks before then, and then two weeks before then,
and then then then and the next don't know, you
gotter This week the week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
My bum absolute and now it can't be the bomb.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Stuff big bum of the week. It's not really a bum,
but it just sucks it have to be the forty
nine ers. It's just it's a bummer that they have
that many bad injuries their starting for offense. Yeah, Chris

(01:10:24):
McCaffrey on the hour, Are you've done? Deebo? Samuel has pneumonia.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Debo has been in and out. Yeah, season, take that
from a debo debo team.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
The only thing holding them alive is their defense, and
it's barely over there. So that'd have to be my bum.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Brock Bert, Yeah, I was gonna say brock Perty was
Solidlaska and Kittle's and then out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Too, but Kettle still gives me points every week.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
I know about fighting some sort of injury.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Proud of Juan.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Jenny's is coming back too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
I got the alert, I got DBS three two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Okay, we're good. So who's the weeks?

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Probably gonna piss off a few people I don't care,
and one of them is probably Dumbo. My absolute fucking
bump is the University of Alabama. I'll say this, Yes,
they have two losses.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
I think I say, fuck you good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
I'm gonna hear this good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
So I'll say this. This is the first time in
a long time since Nick Saban's first year, that Alabama
has two losses before the month of November. Yes, that's
not really why it's my bump. It's I caught a
few more Alabama games. The Kailin de Boor culture is
completely different than the Knick sabing like. Alabama is not

(01:11:43):
really disciplined. They had a fourth down sneak that got
stuffed and too their players, which is sitting there doing
jump shots. I get it, you want to celebrate doing
whatever you're not guarding, YadA, YadA, YadA. But they also
couldn't get a substitution in time, so they had one
play run onto the field, which is probably a twelfth man.
It acts like he's injured, so you know clearly in

(01:12:05):
the game he was faking an injury and Jalen Milroe
I caught a bit of the highlight. He was rushed
into a row, but I think he could have forced
the ball out of bounds instead. Uh, fucking Ryan Williams
is down there somewhere, because I'm sorry. Ryan Williams is
a second best receiver in his class, number ones in Columbus.

(01:12:25):
But this Alabama team is definitely a way different culture.
But I ain't one loving it. This is my favorite
fucking bump to select and I'm hoping it doesn't affect
Klen de Boor as a coach because he is a
solid Hicke coach.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Oh, it's already there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
That's my nixt tame and got out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
That's changing Cleveland Browns. My bum, Snuff said, suck they
just suck. Snuff said, it's bum for my life. Bro
Snuff said my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Hey, just take the spongebomb meme where he's got the drywall,
rip it up and just upset.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Who's your unit?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Mm hm? My unit, my unit, my unit, my unit. Yes,
my actual unit of the week would probably have to
be this one's tough. I gotta go with Tennessee. I

(01:13:23):
respect that I have to go with Tennessee. Just way
to do it again, way to tear the goal post down,
way to carry.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Freaking security, bullshit, honorable mention Tennessee security.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Right. Honestly, if I were to say true, unit is
just how college football has been in a hole up
to this point. We're on the back half of October.
We're getting into the sticky ship. It's gonna be wild boys.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Mm hmmm, it's gonna be a fun season. Absolutely, Chris,
you gots you my unit. We're going to New York
none before you know. No, we're not talking about that
New York. It's the state of New York, but we're
going to the city of Brooklyn. The New York Liberty

(01:14:16):
are w NBA champions.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Yes, Kirk mentioned it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
He hypped it up. Kirk Richards, if you fucking listen,
thank you for hoping it up. My fucking w NBA
team has won the w NBA Championship, first one in
franchise history. After trying to go there and losing the
last fucking five they've been to Sabrina and Nescu finally
gets a ring, Brehon Stewart gets another, and Jude Joe

(01:14:42):
John Quell Jones gets a ring after falling short the
last three seasons and gets the MVP. Solid fucking job
by them this season.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
They took the game five on fucking That's the most
hype I've ever seen somebody for WNBA. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I usually try to be hype for WNBA, and it's
not Calon Clark playing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
It's nothing against it, It's just I would really like
to pull the statistic on how many people actually watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I think there were a lot more this season.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
This season because of Cantlin Clark and then Angel reason
this draft class numbers went up more, especially because look
what Canlin Clark's on for Iowa, and as a rookie,
she's already putting up salt spectacular numbers. Well props to
Cantlin Clark. She's getting flowers. Solid season for her even
though she didn't get a chip. But different story, Bike,

(01:15:30):
she saw a rookie.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Ashton gent Man. That dude's electric. He is everything I
want in a running back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
The problem is I don't think the Browns can get
him because we have Nicholas unless we get rid of Nicholas,
which I don't want to wish that upon us to
knee surgery. Nick. Yeah, so yeah, do what you gotta do,
Diamond dozen. In terms of running backs, Yeah, I digress.

(01:16:02):
That guy's a unit. He's so much fun to watch,
and he makes watching Bois's State football.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
I shouldn't you not. He was part of the main
reason Boise State and Boise State's loss was to Oregon.
He exposed Oregon's defense on how to beat Oregon and
we had the fucking blueprint. Yeah yeah, Kris and Gilly
honorable mention. Look him up, Google one?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Are you ready for DB's three? What's up? What's up?
Fuckers up the direction?

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
What's up? I'm very concerned.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Why are you concerned?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
I don't know, you seem too chipper for this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Yeah, I kind of want to start a draft series.
I was looking back and I was like, man, we've
we've we've debated some shit like out like what our
top threes are, So we're gonna draft. It's DB's draft.
Guess which one is right at the top of the list.
If you pull up that nice DB's three topics.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
We've done, rock out with your cocks out. I don't know,
energy drinks, Okay, okay, Now are we talking brands? Are
we just talking flavors?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
I kind of need some viewer input from this or
mostly you guys. Would you rather individualize by going We're
going to go brand to brand and then at the
end we figure out which ones are our top five
or would you rather just solve and throw your nuts
out on the line. Now, I would rather do the individualization,

(01:17:46):
but that means you all got to get out there
and actually kind of turn into me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
For a couple of weeks, I haven't indulged in some
flip in some brands. I can give you about four
that I've indulged.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
I was really only going to go with four brands?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
What are those four?

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
On? The Monster? Red Bull, Celsius and rain were my
top ones. But the problem is I'm not really dove
into it. I did. I was going to do Ghosts
if possible, I was going to do Sea Force. That's
kind of a wild card.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I pass on the
Force if we can. I did like force.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Do you freak out on a Sea four time?

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
I might have drank a Sea four and I swear
my kidneys were nice and flushed. And if I thought
I could smell the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Rainbow, don't. Did you drink the Skittles one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Then? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
To them? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I had the Skittles and then I had a Star
first one, and as.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
I did, the Star not the only one with the
Skittles one where you can piss and it smells like
the rainbow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Dude, I had it with a freaking pink star verst
one too.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
I did C four in college, and I didn't work
out before. I missed a workout.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Okay after, And we're just gonna get rid of the
top two right out of the gate, and then maybe
we'll revisit and see I'll put a question out on
TikTok blah blah blah, this that or the other. Which
ones we should which ones we should go with? But
let's get the big big headed monster out of the way.
No pun intended. Yes, monster energy drinks. It's time to

(01:19:21):
draft who starts. I don't know who started last time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I'm a caffeine head.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
So this is to be honest with you, it could
be scary.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Yeah, I'm a caffeine head. If if it's my bit,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Do what you gotta do. I like to go first,
do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
But you have it though I haven't gone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
First, actually went second and last.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Yeah, we'll go go around the room, all right, all right, okay, okay, okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
We'll go first. You go first, You go first, and
then you say who goes second?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
And then so what we'll do this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
I will go first.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I have a number between my back between one and five.
What is that number?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Four?

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
He goes second, you go third? It was five?

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Okay, okay, kick it off. We know what you're taking,
number one, the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Og white monster. Yeah, I take that at number one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Take your number two. We know what your number two
is no, no, we know what his number two?

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
What's your number two? What's your number one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
I know what your number two is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
You mean your number one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I'm right here locked in.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
It's number one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Well, okay, the number two overall, pick your number one?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Pick I.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Switched on.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Remember it takes back the White Monster gone.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Yeah, I'm going in the juice world. Give me the
chaotic Juice Monster.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
That's not a bad one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Give me O G, the Greamy Boy absolute.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
So here's the fun part, dude, I went away from
the O G. Thank god they made a second version
of the O G. I'm gonna take the O G
or a sugar green fuck my number two.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Yeah, zero sugar is a label.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
No regular zero.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
They just released within the last year.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
That's why. Because I'm sticking with the juice world. And
give me the one they recently released, which I fucking
call it's the Monsters version of a liquid skin, the
real Punch.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
I heard that one was good. It is a fucking
You guys are going to see a trend with mine.
I don't think anybody's gonna touch anything on my skill,
but we'll see. Which one are you looking for? Is
it probably one that I can help you with no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
I think it was a rose. I think it was
a rose. That's gonna be my number two.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
One took my number three. That one's pretty good, So
my my number three concerned? Oh no, no, no, no,
this is my number three. My number three is the
og Monster rehab Lemonade and Tea.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Oh okay, I see what you got. That one's actually
not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
It's pretty damn good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
It's all right. But my number three, and this is
serious now because my CAP's backwards, I'm diving into the
ultra world.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Fuck, I already lost one. Don't take another.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Ultra peach. The peach's I should not. I'm fine with
you taking the spoiler. If we relabel our top three,
I just dropped in my top fucking three.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
What was your number two again?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
My number two is the juice three you will punch? Okay,
I went with a juice of juice and entropze.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
So far the white, the zero Sugar original, and the
you have lemonade and tea is gone.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Zero sugar Ultra Sunshine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Fuck my other Why.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
What they have a regular of the Ultra or the Sunshine?
They have just the zero.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
It's you're sitting it up with the reserve of the
origin cream.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
That's a reserve.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Yeah, which my number.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Oe?

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
My number?

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Foe?

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Yes, it's one that you can only get at Sam's Club. Oh,
it's the ultra red. It's like, how can I explain it?
Like if summertime and cranberries actually worked together on a

(01:23:52):
good sweet level. M hm, that's the way I can
describe it. Ultra Red used to be widely variety, like
it used to be out there, but now it's on anymore.
But damn you guys took orange and peach. Those are
my other That was my five, damn it. Okay, so
I gotta come up a fifth.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
All right, So I'm on four. Yes, all right, you
haven't yet, which I think you probably will. Don ready
you already did. I'm gonna jump into the rehab world.
And this is actually my favorite rehab. It's the rehab
peach t.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
See. I was gonna do that one, but I I
I dig with an Arnold Palmer just as fine, peach
t or not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I not had too many of the I've never had rehab,
I don't think so. I don't think I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Here's the thing. We're a couple of years older than you.
The rehabs were kind of big when we were in
middle school, so you would have still be kind of
floating around in elementary school.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Like going into high school. Yes, all right, number four,
Bob after blue fuck damn it, I as one ultra
Paradise green damn.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Okay, okay, you know with what I had as a
stand up for five?

Speaker 8 (01:25:01):
Okay, I had another one and then I just lost
it again quick questioning, even though I probably wasn't gonna
pick it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
You said, the ross isn't that the pink one? And
then the cap is red?

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Oh I forgot about another one I could use as
my fifth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the pink, it's
the full, it's the ultra rosa.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Yeah, that's what I chose.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah, it's the pink can.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
And then the top is you didn't like the one
that I'm thinking of that I think he's gonna take now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
No, red top is a different flavor, red top, pink
red top is a different flavor flavor because that is
strawberry strawberries? Is that the one you were thinking about.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
That was gonna be my five? Too? If I were
to say, get my honorable mention out like six pick
if we were doing six, that's my sixth. That's good.
That's a damn good flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Yeah, I probably throw that with my honorable mentions. But
my fifth one said off the violet already, didn't you?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Yeah, I know, not off the violet. No, the grape
one is still on. Well, the purple one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Is still Yeah, purple's gone in the barn.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Does not taste anything like grape. It tastes like purple.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
That's my sleeper for five. The Ultra violet.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Man, you and my buddy AJ would get along really well.
He loves that one. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Like I said, when we drafted the list, I legit
drafted my top three and that was there for the taking.
But once in a while, it's just And the sucky
thing is why do I get ultra violet? Because when
I'm craving an ultra and the fucking white.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Pant is gone, Oh, I just had one pop in
my head.

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Like like I legit had a certain selection and ultra
violet was just there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
And I said, you can't even find the one that
popped in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Go ahead, No, I know I probably know what one
you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
I want to go to Strawberry Dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
I wonder if the one that you're talking about is
one that I just saw and I've never seen before.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
But I want to Ultra Red.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
No, that is not what I was.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
No, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
It's a one that I want to try. What I'm
looking at is Ultra I've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Oh I can get you that. You want to know
where you can get it? Go right across the fucking street,
ship and you get right over there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
You like cheer, Yeah, it's cheering.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Why have I never got it to you? I I well,
because wild there you were kind of cutting back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
I monsters. I don't know. Monsters give me anxiety compared
to other energy drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Here's the one that popped in my head. And I
think it's mostly because this flavor came out at a
pretty traumatic time of life, like going in like going
into COVID was fucking shitty, like my life was ship
the Ultra Gold, the pineapple flavor. I love pineapple.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
That one's all right, it's all right, I loved it.
I just saw Aultra Gold and I was like, I
think they and that kind of makes sense because pineapple
and yellow going, Yeah, the worst Ultra SpongeBob. Fuck it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
I got the worst monster I've ever drank, and the
only monster that I've ever poured out on the ground,
the Ultra Fiesta Mango.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
I'm not a mango guy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
I poured that out. Not gonna like I'm a fan
of mango guava one out there. This is what kind
of sparked I had that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
But like you said, the Fiesta manga that that's enough
for me. Cap Like I'm a man, I do like
mango stuff, but that mango was just am I got
an honorable mention. It's alreadyhabit recently came out of it
rehab green tea.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
That was gonna be my five.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
My med flavor, your honorable mention.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
I don't know your Ultra goal wasn't your honorable mention?

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Right, I don't know if I've had this.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Actually it has to be Ultra gold now since he
took extrawberry and dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
So I guess I'm just gonna make an assumption and
just say this Ultra black is gonna be good because
it's cherry. I've never met a cherry that's not.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Good, buddy, I know what kind of cheers you like,
you're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Your choice. This is my honorable man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I will make I was gonna say that Ultra of black.
It sounds like I did get it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
It's like sounds like a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
We did all the ultras except for the new one
I just grabbed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
I think there's like two.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Ultra gold. No, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
No, I'm looking at him right now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
The watermelon, we can't got watermelon. We didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
You brought up ruby red, No I have red?

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Can I make us?

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
You brought up ruby red and we didn't do what's
this one?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
The mango? You brought up Fiesta mango. You brought up Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Right, which I said, because that was your fifth.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
I did strawberry. We did this entire row red, blue,
violet rose, sunrise black or ultra black, Ultra gold. The
watermelon you just brought up peach, Fantasy Ruby red, Vibe
Guava fantasy ruby.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Yeah, yeah it's ruby vice.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Squah ice squava is what you just brought up. And
then Ultra zero. Wow, we brought up all these zeros.
See that's the thing, is like the og whe's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Yeah, we are the problem. The og monster started me
out and then I just got old and I just
wanted water and chemicals with caffeine. That was some flavoring.
So the aultars are just better. So forecasting, next one
start drinking red bulls shit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Okay, all right, goes fun.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Fact, Can I see my five audi watermelon instead of violet,
they're violet with an honorable go. He is not gonna
lie watermelon did fucking slap?

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Also, Jackets are beating the maple least five to one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Bet alright, cope any find the words come from a
fun piece of information called from aesy. Alright, we're all
on that note. I thank you for listening to not
Ture Sportstans podcast. It's time to go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
I got a bedtime reminder. I gotta go to bed
here in forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Yeah, Betty by time.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Not I I I feel like it's a good stopping point.

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