Awww Rats

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
See when Alan recks in the morning, despite all his rage,
he's still just a rat.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
In a key.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
That reminds me yesterday. I'm walking out of i'll just
say a store, and there was like a big booth
set up like they're doing like a fundraiser, like a
barbecue fundraiser.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
And as I walked by, I heard all of a sudden,
just out of nowhere, you're screaming, screaming.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
They were freaking out at this booth outside of a
mystery location.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't want to say the name, but people were
freaking out. There was a rat. It was like a
little rat, and he was running from one side of
the sidewalk to the other across the back where they
had their tents set up.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
And everybody freaked out.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Look, man, it's not the rat's fault. I mean, think
about it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You know, squirrels they really get a break. They're a
little furrier, they got that cool tail. A rat's like, man,
I'm a rat so close to being a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
This sucks.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Everybody's freaking out. If it had been a squirrel, nobody
would have done anything.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Was too cute. Just me sad thinking about the difference
between a rat and a squirrel. I haven't looked it
up or anything. I'm just saying the reaction, you.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Know, based on appearance, is just it was just wrong
for everybody to freak out so badly.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
They should have been like, he mean, mister rat, here's
just your he's a barbecue. He's just it didn't happen