Loose Dogs

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rex in the morning. I felt so bad. On July fourth,
I grabbed Michelle by the arm and pulled her inside
of the house. She opened the front door, and there
were five dogs standing on the other side of the door,
and we had our three little dogs on the ground,
and I was with her. She heard something outside on
the patio, and instead of looking out the window, she

(00:20):
just instinctively went, you open up the door and see
what all this is about. And when she did, five
dogs standing there on the dirt road, like, you know,
within eight feet of the door, and obviously they quickly
took notice of our smaller dogs, and I, having the
strength of ten chimpanzees, I grabbed her and pulled her
inside of the house as fast as I could, where

(00:43):
she hit her shin on a coffee table and split
it open like an inch and a half or so cut,
you know, like down to the meat that's white. I
just made the back of your knees hurt so squeaz
that together and you know, put a bunch of like

(01:04):
alcohol and stuff, and then wrapped it up really well
with band aids that would pull in opposite directions, because
it really looked like borderline stitches, you like when you
cut yourself and it doesn't bleed, those are the scary cuts.
So I'm currently treating Michelle's injury a couple of times
a day with neo sporin and flat the fresh band aids.

(01:26):
It looks like it joined back together. But I felt terrible.
I've never seen her in more pain and it felt horrible.
I grabbed her and just pull her in, not knowing
she would slam right into the sharp edge of a
coffee table and this was like, you know, this was
like through pants where she ended up cutting herself. So

(01:49):
I absolutely feel terrible about it. So there you go.
I'm sharing my pain with you. They looked friendly, like
one dog maybe free, but five there's a little intimidating