Episode Transcript
A man. Yesterday, I showed up at the DPS office
to get a new driver's license, and for some reason,
I spaced and I didn't bring my passport or my
birth certificate, and so they sent me home. I gotta
go back today after I get off the air and
get a brand new driver's license photo. So of course
I've got my makeup artists my hair stylist going with
(00:23):
me like I'm a Kardashian. No, not really, but I
do have to find the perfect outfit for this thing.
I don't know what I'm gonna wear. I don't know.
Maybe I'll just wear like blue Dickies or something, you know,
just got like super low key. But they sent me
home because I didn't have my passport or my original
birth certificate, so I had to find my birth certificate yesterday.
(00:46):
I gotta tell you, my tiny little baby feet are adorable.
I understand now why you guys like getting your baby's
feet tattooed on you. I'm gonna get my own feet
tattooed on me. Oh, do you have a baby? No?
Those are mine? Aren't they cold? They look like tiny
little fred Flintstone feet. I'm gonna get them tattooed right
on my neck. So I getta go do that when
(01:10):
I get off the air, Go get a new photo taken.
But I gotta find the perfect outfit. Man, I don't
know I have. Do I go like full on, like
flamboyant crazy, you know, leopard skin looking jacket? Or do
I just do like white T shirt, black T shirt?
Or or do I like blue dickies? Too bad they
(01:32):
I'll lit you like posing a cowboy hat? Oh well,
I'm sure I'll ace it. Can I wear my glasses? Okay,
we'll find out
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