Poetry From The Blotter 2/2/2024

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Episode Transcript

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And now ladies and gentlemen, dimthe lights and quiet you children. It
is time for me. Stephen R. Rex Gabriel with foul tree. From
the blotter from domestic violence, you'llread that a man nearly burnt down his

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own apartment after catching his cheating girlfriend. He attempted to burn her clothing on
the open stove. Yeah, you'regonna lose your deposit on that one.
Angry over his cheating girl and whatthat beach I had done, he knew
that his escape to fame would beon Sea one oh one, so he

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grabbed up all her panties and hethrew them on the stove, hopped into
his car and away. Our herodrove no longer will she have those skivies
to cover up that crack? Afterhis fit of harson, thought her Sideman
won't come back, But Sancho,he returned to love that girl so soft,

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happy for the blaze. Now lessclothing to take off. From criminal
activity, a counterfeiter was arrested afterhotel staff noticed fake bills and drugs in
one of the rooms. The manthrew several items at police and jumped from

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balcony to balcony to avoid his eventualcapture. They came in to tidy up
and saw fake dough on the floor. That's when this ninja spider man showed
cops his parker, threw a fewitems at him, and even did a

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flip made. Girls turned him into avoid this dude's fake tip. Sexual
assault you'll read. A woman gotout of her boyfriend's car during an argument
and decided to walk home. Ithappens another man quickly picked her up,
and things went from bad to worsewhen the driver demanded sexual relations from her

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for ride. Often she could geta ride by throwing out a thumb.
Got into the wrong damn car attackedby human scum, made a break for
it when they hit the light.Tried to pry them off her, but
they were just too tight. Solet this be a warning. If you

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find yourself outside of woman's bandy,trade it for a ride. This concludes
poetry from the blotter our ongoing prayerthat you will never be touched by the
hand of crime.