Poetry From The Blotter 8-21-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now ladies and gentlemen, dim the lights, quiet your children,
and turn up your radio. It is time for me.
Stephen R. Rexcabriel with foultry from the blotter, taken from.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Local sources three six ten Telemundo, the Chronicle, wherever else
I can find these crimes for the animal cruelty and assault.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
You'll read, please say.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
A forty six year old man was rushed to the
hospital after being hit in the back.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Of the head with a shovel by his wife.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
This assault came after she witnessed him hit a possum
with a shovel in their driveway.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Boy, you want to see how Fields. You want to
see how.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Fields took a shovel to the head after giving the possuma.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now I'll teach him a lesson. He won't be coming back.
The possum's absolutely fine. He escaped without a snag. But
the guy hit with the shovel is now peeing in
a bag from public intoxication, you'll read.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
A thirty three year.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Old man was arrested after getting into an argument with
an exotic dancer after he threw a chair at her
and defecated himself When he ran out of money, boo.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
He had a pile of dollars ready to slip them
in to the ge strings of sweet ladies with no
interest in him, and when his cash had run out
and there was no reason to dance for the dude
without no money.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And poo poo in his pants.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Finally, from miscellaneous, a woman told police her husband spray
painted cheeta all over her car after finding her fully
engaged with the guy from work named Josh Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
In a public park.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now no arrests were made because the car technically belonged
to the husband. The husband also tracked her with an
app on his phone, which he noted he was also
paying for.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
The man said he.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Suspected an affair while doing her laundry jeez, and noticing
that many of her undergarments were missing.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Damn, who is.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
This guy's doing all the chores, paying for your phone
in car while you're out being a whore?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So mad e vandalized himself while she was with this Josh.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
One pair of woman splendis.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Went missing from the wash. And this concludes poetry from
the blotter.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Our ongoing prayer that you will never be touched by
the hand of crime