Poetry From the Blotter Feb 8

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Episode Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, dim your lights. Quiet o, children, and turn
up your stallio. It is timefor me. Stephen R. Rex Gabriel
wi Fouls three from the Blotter,Taken from every news source, three six
ten, The Colored Times, theCorpus Christie Chronicle, Telemoono you will read

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from vandalism. A forty year oldwoman slashed her boyfriend's tires after arriving at
his home, where she found makeupon a towel in his bathroom. She
also noticed on both of his nightstandsseparate water bottles, one with lipstick on
it. Oh jeter. She stoppedby to see her man and couldn't know,

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but see he apparently had a visitor. Oh lord, how could this
be? The evidence of his illdeed was every around. So she pulled
that blade from her purse. Nowhis truck's on the ground. Now you
can learn a lot here. Ifyou're smarter than a hyena, you can
mess around all you want, butdon't cheat on no latinaw miscellaneous you'll read.

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A thirty six year old man repeatedlycalled nine to one one to report
his wife for cyber cheating after catchingher looking at Drake's leaked photos and videos.
Yeah, it's not good. Hewas informed that emergency services could not
assist him and to stop calling,maybe seek help from a therapist. Now

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he clearly saw the evidence in themirror's reflection. It was Drake on his
jet holding his Now she denied searchingfor the video of his tower, but
soon after looking, boy, didshe take a long shower? Finally,

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from theft, please tis your Acitation for a forty four year old man
for theft after he was seen stealingundergarments from a public laundry. Stopped by
to drop her laundry off at thefluff and Fold, then went back to
wait inner car because it was toodang cold. Saw the stranger grab her

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drawers from her laundry heap worn barelevel in svan a trophy for this creep.
This concludes poetry from the blotter ongoingprayer that you will never be touched
by the hand of crime.