Poetry From The Blotter Quickie

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rex in the morning on Sea one oh one.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
With the little poetry.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
From the blutter.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
All right, so the Rockport Police Department, they're trying to
find people who actually showed up.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
At a McDonald's restaurant in Rockport. Now, while inside the restaurant,
one individual started a disturbance with the employees, then went
behind the counter.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
And took food without pain. All of the suspects captured
and the photos.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Arrived together and participated in or witnessed the theft.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
And then they left that restaurant together Facebook sharing all
of the photos from the Rockport Police Department, and Gary
actually wrote this quick one for you.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
They stormed the Mickey Dies because they didn't have no cash,
got a badass case of the Monkeyes.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
After smoking up their stash jones in for a quarter pounder,
they jumped the counter.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
To steal one bad.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Swan, the toy in this happy meal. And this concludes
poetry from the blotter.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Our ongoing prayer that you will

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Never be touched by the hand of crime.