Poetry From The Blotter Sept 4

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rex in the morning on see one oh one. Ladies
and gentlemen, dim your lights and quiet your children. It
is time for me. Stephen R.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Rex Gabriel with poetry.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
From the blotter.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Taken from local news sources three, six and ten. In
the Colored Times and the Corpus Christi Kralica, you will read.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
A twenty six year old woman assaulted a thirty year
old man and destroyed his guitar after the two met
on a downtown rooftop for music and white claws. This
sounds like a nice little ding. At one point, after
his serenade, he advanced towards the woman sexually, and she
kicked him in his private area and flung the guitar

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from the roof. No one will was injured. The man says,
I'm pressing charges. He only knew him three chords, a
CG and a D, so she kept her clothes on.
It was not meant to be. He walked through guns

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and roses, poison and white stripes, but she was not impressed,
for he didn't have the pipes, so she.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sent that guitar crashing all.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
The way from three floors up, connected to his Franklin beans,
and he wasn't wearing a cup from theft, you'll read.
A thirty seven year old man was arrested after giving
himself a deep cut across his forearm while attempting to
steal a catalytic converter from an SUV in a local

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apartment complex. Really, we're still doing this, trying to make
a quick buck by stealing a catalytic converter. But the
cops just followed that trail of blood because he was
quite a squirter. Now it's been said he lost his
head trying to make a dash, wound up with twenty

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stitches to cover up his gash From assaults, you'll read.
A twenty six year old woman told police she arranged
to me the stranger that she met online at the
grocery store to pick up supplies for a beach picnic.
How nice, But when she complained about his heith, he

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threw a bag of bagels at her right there in
the store. Promised her the moon and stars and seashells
at the beach. But when they got to a gb
she saw he couldn't reach. Said that he was six
foot three, but it was all a lie. One barean

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span worn by this tiny guy. And this concludes poetry
from the Blatter. Our ongoing prayer that you will never
be touched by the hand of crime.