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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy to have his help along with yours At five seven, seven,
three nine. Chime in with those texts, submit your votes
for Friday Fool of the Week once again. Our finalist
Jeff Daniels twice over, selected by Deborah Flora.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And Christian Toto.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
But this is not a theocracy, This is not a dictatorship.
We are not the fascist that they claim we are.
We are open season for your voting to determine as
the listener's voice, who are Friday Fool the.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Week will be.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It is a hard earned honor because it's a race
to the bottom and not everybody can win. Jeff Daniels, though,
comparing Kamala Harris to Abraham Lincoln forming a team of
rivals had she been elected president, pause, can you imagine
the state of our world, the state of our nation,
the state of our economy if it were Kamala Harris
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right now in the Oval Office instead of Donald Trump.
There would be no trade deals, there would be no
massive reduction in inflation. Did you see that chart that
the Democrats released without and thinking about it, and it showed, oh,
inflation and prices are at all time high here in
this twenty twenty five But then They also show the
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breaking point, and you can identify it right down to
the minute, almost on this graph where Trump leaves office
and Biden assumes office and then prices skyrocket. The Inflation
Reduction Act name only did the exact opposite. It injected
money into the economy, which drove down the value of
the dollar, and so every dollar that you took home
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from your paycheck went less and less far. And now
with Donald Trump in office, the price of eggs is
coming down, inflation itself coming down, the price of energy
coming down. Why drill, baby, drill energy friendly policies, including
right here in Colorado. There are so many reasons why
this engine is beginning to churn. And now the one
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big beautiful bill.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Has been passed, and all of.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The requisite kind of after effects of that are going
to happen in real time as we go to the
end of this calendar year. And I'm going to make
this prediction. Can hold me to it. Either way, Our
economy is going to continue to soar. We are going
to continue to prosper as Americans. Jobs are going to
come into this country because of investment, because of the
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deals that Donald Trump is making with Japan, and so
many other countries recently winning. Get used to it, don't
ever get sick of it. We are winning right now
because of Donald Trump. If Kamala Harris were president right now,
it would be an abject failure and it would be
a complete disaster on all fronts. And I think most
people in this audience know that Jeff Daniels disagrees. However,
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and by comparing her to Lincoln, he earned a spot
in our finalists for Friday Fool of the Week. Hunter
Biden went on a profanity lace tirade in an interview.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
For a podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't know there's a video element to it, so
I don't know if you want to call it that,
but he lights into the Dems about illegal immigration, and
then he asks, how do you think your hotel room
gets cleaned?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
How do you think you put food on the table?
Who takes care of the garden? Who will pick our crops?
If not? But for the slaves that wheel?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I mean, like I said, he's like Big Daddy, the
character portrayed by Don Johnson in Quentin Tarantino's Django, unchained,
speaking and spouting from his plantation front porch and balcony.
Hunter Biden, congratulations, you made it, man, You made it.
Stephen Colbert kind of following up, He's riding the wave.
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Remember last Friday was Christian and I talking about the
cancelation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and the
resulting reaction from Elizabeth Warren and Adam Schiff and all
these members of the left that viewed that program as
a platform for Democrat leftist propaganda. Colbert had more political
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figures as guests in the short run that he had
than Johnny Carson had, I believe in all of his
thirty odd years combined. Because Johnny didn't want to make
it overtly political. He told political jokes, kind of news
of the day type thing, and it didn't matter if
it was Ronald Reagan being forgetful or Joe Biden committing plagiarism.
You know, he got into the fray, but he was
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an equal opportunity jokester, and he didn't want anybody to
get the feeling like he was pushing for one agenda
or the other. Although admittedly, you know through their career
paths and their history together and the Golden Age that
they came from around the same time. Johnny was a
bit younger, but Ronald Riggan was a personal friend of
Johnny Carson's very close personal friend. Then didn't stop Johnny
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from making fun of him. It's just like with on
the right, you'll see Greg Guttfeld or others Jesse Waters
poking fun at President Trump, who you know, surprise surprise,
actually has a very good sense of humor about himself.
He skewered himself in two thousand and four when he
was at the height of hosting The Apprentice, and he
hosted Saturday Night Live, and they had this chicken sketch
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which had been deleted from the videos from the DVDs
of Saturday Night.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Live from that time.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Seth Meyers. He wrote the sketch, He appeared in the sketch.
Now he hates Donald Trump. All these people, they were
fine with them until he became a viable political force
and then they turned on him, thankfully. And again I
invite you if you haven't checked it out yet, it
is isolated as his own little mini podcast episode at
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Ryan Schuling Live on your favorite podcast platform. Don't forget
to subscribe, download and listen, and if you'd be so kind,
a five star rating would be much appreciated.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If that's how you feel don't vote in conflict with
how you feel.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hower, Darryl Hammond on one of the all time greats
and as far as Essenal's cast members go, and especially
when it comes to the art of impressions, which he
referred to more as caricatures, as becoming this character but
portraying it in a way that's comical and it's more
of a sketch of that person, whether it was Al
Gore or Bill Clinton or Donald Trump himself. And he
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talked about working with Donald Trump and what a pleasure
that was and that Trump took that assignment seriously, didn't
just show up. In fact, he got there earlier than
any other host, Darryl Hammond said that they ever had
during his run on Saturday Night Live. That's saying a lot,
you know, Tom Hanks, a lot of these all, Steve Martin, right,
And then he appeared again after that four appearance Donald
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Trump in twenty fifteen, and once again he delivered I thought,
a strong performance. He shows up face to face as
Donald Trump's janitor, Trump himself was and then Daryl Hammond
portrayed Donald Trump and think of the pressure, you know,
Darrel didn't get really to that part of it. But
he mentioned how Donald Trump in that moment will kind
of shift how he handles the role and what he
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his speech pattern is like, and that Darryl portraying Trump
to Trump had to mirror him in a lot of ways.
I mean, this is a true art form and Darryl
Hammond is a true artist. But nevertheless, Stephen Colbert with
a weak comeback as Donald Trump torched him on True's
Social with a pretty funny line about his ratings and
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so forth, but he came back with a weak kind
of low hanging fruit and go blank yourself. Oh that's funny,
Oh that's original. That took a lot of effort and
thought and wit just to just mailing it in at
this point, and that applies to Joy Behar as well.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now she said that the view is going on hiatus.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Now whether she meant that the way that it sounds
on hiatus means like you're on a permanent break or
an indefinite break.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Then you don't know what you're gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But if it's summer hiatus, well, a lot of these
shows that are in mainstream television production they cut in May,
this one late July, so maybe they'll back in September.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I guess we'll see, but she is our final nominee
for our Friday Fool of the Week Jeff Daniels, Hunter Biden,
Stephen Colbert, and Joy Bayharr. Let's get to some of
your texts. At five seven, seven, three nine, Alexa votes
for Hunter Biden. This textter says, I vote Jeff Daniels
tough choices this week. Another Jim says, my vote for
Fool of the Week goes to the foul mouths spoil
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brat Hunter Biden. I have to change my own bed,
I have to cook my own food, I have to
wash my own clothes, I have to mow my own lawn,
and now I'm going to go out to wash the
work truck. Where are all the people that are supposedly
doing all of this for me? That's Jim very well
put sir, Yes. And again, I've had this conversation with
Greg Lopez, he descending from Mexican immigrants. Same for Gabe Evans,
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representative out of the eighth Congressional District, Same for Ryan
Gonzales state representative. And all of them tell me that
this is just it's the soft bigotry of low expectations
that the only jobs that people who immigrate here could fill,
and because they come here illegally, will they get the
bottom of the trough and they have to settle for
jobs that are paid cash under the table, that are
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not equivalent to those of an American citizen who has
full established rights in this country, rights to work that
might be unionized with their labor. And again, this used
to be you know, Judeo, Caesar Chavez and the whole
worker's movement was part of the left, was part of
the Democratic Party, was part of who they were concerned about.
And now it's just you know, please water my crops,
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won't you? And the indentured servant servant label. I think
that Lauren Bolbert placed done. I think it's accurate. This
is where I get really confused, though, because when you
go back in time, here's Barack Obama, and he sounded
a lot like me on this show. And I mean
word for word.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
The Bush administration has done nothing to control.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
The problem that we have.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
We've had five million undocumented workers come over the borders
since George Bush took office. It has become an extraordinary problem,
and the reason the American people are concerned is because
they are seeing their own economic positions slip away, and
oftentimes employers are exploiting these undocumented workers.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
They're not paying the minimum wage, they're.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Not observing workers' safety laws.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And so what we have to do is create.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
A comprehensive solution to the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Now, I have.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Algy stated that as president, I will make sure that
we finally have the kind of border security that we need.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's step number one.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Step number two is to take on employers. Right now,
they an employer has more of a chance of getting
hit by lightning than be prosecuted for hiring an undocumented worker.
That has to change.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I completely agree.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like I said, you've heard this very position stated on
this program by yours truly, these.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Meat packaging plants.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That guy in the planes in Nebraska or South Dakota
wherever it was telling NBC News, well, there's no playbook
for this. We hired illegal aliens. We thought we were good.
Now they're taking away who's going to work. How about
you pay American citizens or those legal immigrants that are
here on green cards a fair wage? Way am I
making this argument? This should have come from the left,
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the Workers Party, UAW pipe fitters unions IBW traditionally Democrats
the afl CIO for crying out loud, you were undercutting
a mariage and workers in both job opportunities and wages.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
How is that a modern Democrat position?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You talk about eighty twenty It might be less than that,
but they're standing for what happened. Going back to two
thousand and eight, that was what Barack Obama was campaigning on.
It's a big reason why he won and because he
said things like that two thousand and eight version of me,
that's the last Democrat I ever voted for. And boy
was I wrong. And I will own it and I'll
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eat it. I'll eat that blank sandwich. That's my bad,
that's my fault. But Barack Obama fancied himself the deporter
in chief.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Do you remember this?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I remember this, And we didn't hear the joy reads
of the world complaining about deporting brown people back then
because Barack Obama was doing it, and that was supported
largely by the American people. We want immigrants here, we
want them to be legal, we want them to go
through the proper channels. We don't want them to be trafficked,
we don't want them to have to pay ransoms or
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kill money back to coyotes or cartels.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Don't put them in that position.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Don't force them into that square where now they can
only work in the fields and our economy in Los
Angeles depends on illegal aliens to work for cut wages. No,
I don't want that for them. I want immigrants who
come here to be able to live the American dream
in full, out in the open, out in the daylight.
And we have to have a tighter security at the border,
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and we've gotten that with President Trump. Let's get back
to some of these texts five seven to seven, three nine.
Petty Patty. I like that she's in petty mode. Let's
see what happens. Ryan out of the shadows and ready
to share his words of wisdom and influence.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Hunter is the fool.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I mean, listen here, blank Edward, Who's going to light
your blanking crack pipe? Who's going to dispose of your
blanking gun?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Blanking? Think about it?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
That goes to this text, he too, Ryan, ifing vote
for efing Hunter Biden as e fing fool of the
efing week. I'm reminded of the car rentals scene Steve
Martin with Edie McClurg in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Now there's two versions of that film.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
There's the R rated version that includes that scene, and
then there's the direct to video version that excludes that
scene or it's highly edited.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
First, I want you to.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Wipe that blanking smile off your blanking face, and her
face just drops and Steve Martin continues just to light indoor.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh it's a good one.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Maybe I'll go through and edit that with a whole
bunch of beeps, just so I can share it with
you at some point in the near future. Ryan Hunter
Biden is going to be the Democratic presidential candidate in
twenty twenty eight. You know, Joe Rogan was talking about that.
I mean, can we have a former crack addict as president?
It used to be if you recall going back to
the Clinton years and when he ran, the big controversy was.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I did not inhale. I just smoke. I passed. I
did not puff puff, I just passed.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
There's this like, oh, we can't elect a president that
smoke marijuana ever in his life. We need a goodie
two shoes, a straight laced, yeah, hard edge kind of guy. No,
I don't know that we can cross the rubicon into crackheads, though,
which Hunter Biden is, and I wish him well in
his recovery. Don't get me wrong, I'm the son of
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an alcoholic. I get that. But did Hunter Biden sound
stable to you in that interview as a guy that
you want kind of making negotiations with foreign hostile nations?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How about no?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Ryan, if you have to use bacon as a seasoning,
you need to invest in salt. My vote is for
Hunter crap gather biom. This one says Ryan. Jeff Daniels
just gets dumb and dumber. Oh, well played, Yes, Kelly's back,
Hi Kelly?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Where did you go? What did you What did you find?
What did you see?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
I went to Microcenter?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
How'd that go?
Speaker 5 (14:57):
That?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Will? Oh? Geez? Okay, you're going to just leave it there?
Are you gonna?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I have to go get a new phone tonight. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh that's that's a bummer deal.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Well, I already told you.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
I it's kind of important to text back and forth
and not just receive text messages.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You kind of have to also just whatever, got it?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, Dan's in studio though, right, do we have that
confirmed or you can't text it to find out.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'll do it during the break.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Okay, that would be great, Thanks, Bryan.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, you're welcome. You're very welcome.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Late night talk show hosts never had to deal with
the most evil, least eloquent person ever to hold the office.
The material is endless. But do they do it well?
Do they do it well?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Is it funny? Texter?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Trump was always the joke, this texter continues. Now the
Supremes have given him more power than any clown.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Should ever have. Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Well, you feel that way now, but you didn't feel
that way when Biden was willing to usurp the Supreme
Court ruling on forgiveness of student loan that all of
us would have to pay for. So pick a lane
and stick with it, if you would, please, Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Time out.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
We're back with more on this Friday edition of Ryan
Shulding Live.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
After this, when things were tough, you know, I realized
that this too shall pass. You know, that this was
just a temporary situation. I realized that, you know, as
long as I made the right choice, you know, and
followed my faith. More than what people are saying with
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the newspapers, the tablets were saying, and didn't get sucked
into that now that stuff was real. The only thing
that is really real is the stuff that's going to
last forever. You know, your faith and your belief in
God and knowing that, you know, once you're a Christian,
you've accepted Christ as your savior, and you know you're not.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Gonna perish, but you're going to have everlasting life.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
That belief in itself and that faith is what's pretty
much the only thing that's real to me.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You know, everything else.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
This is kind of like a life situation, but that's
my life after life after life.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Powerful words from the late Hull Cogan, who passed away
yesterday at the age of seventy one, speaking about his
faith in Christ, about being saved. And I think that
happened just within the last year or two for him,
that he got baptized and gave his life to Jesus Christ.
And I'm very happy to see him and hear him
say those words. He was always very well spoken and
eloquent for a pro wrestler, and not only was he
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kind of the standard bearer for pro wrestling and for
those kids that would want to follow in his footsteps,
but He was that kind of centrifuge, if you will,
for a lot of pro wrestlers that were in his orbit.
There was a lot of envy and jealousy I think
toward Hull Hogan specifically from a guy who I really respect, admire,
and Bret the hit Man Heart and that Hogan got
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preferential treatment or Hogan kind of set himself apart from
some of the others. He was close friends with Andre
the Giant. He had kind of a hot and cold
relationship with Macho Man Randy Savage.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
But these are some of the big stars of that time.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But what they need to realize is that if you
take hul Cogan out of nineteen eighties WWF wrestling as
it was then known, I don't know that the nineties
follow I don't know that Vince McMahon's vision of a
nationwide Wrestling Federation association would have prospered in the way
that it did. That led to Monday Nitro for WCW,
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that led to Monday Night Raw for WWF. Those wrestling
ratings wars on Monday Night throughout the nineties, because they
wouldn't have had that catalyst and Hull Cogan to propel
them into the stratosphere when it came to ratings and
marketing and revenue. So hul Cogan was responsible for a
lot of that. Otherwise pro wrestling might have stayed in
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the shadows and just kind of had a cult following.
Was very regional at one time. There was kind of
like the mid Atlantic region had its own thing going,
in the South had its other thing going, in the
Upper Midwest had another thing going, and the Mountain region
here had he had another thing going as hull Cogan
that galvanized that entire effort and made pro wrestling what
it was, the entertainment juggernaut that it would become, and
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largely due to him. Again, very sad week for yours.
Truly big fan of pro wrestling as a kid. I
know a lot of you were as well. Five seven, seven,
three nine. You can text your input as well as
your votes for Friday Fool of the Week Jeff Daniels,
Hunter Biden, Stephen Colbert, or Joy Behar. Send those in.
Kelly'll count them up and we'll have the results for you.
To close out today's show. I want to remind you
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that we all remember that one teacher who made a difference,
who believed in US, challenged us or just made learning
fun or all of the above. Those are the truly
great teachers.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, now's your chance to say thank you. So we
go back to school here. Did you see these back
to school ads on TV?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Already? It's late July, not even into August yet, but
there they are. You can get your backpacks and lunchboxes.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I mean I always liked having those metal lunchboxes, the
real deal, the authentic article there, like Peanuts Snoopy on it,
you know, that sort of thing. But by going back
to school, it's your chance to say thank you. With Iheartradios,
thank a teacher, powered by donors choose nominate an outstanding
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students to win five thousand dollars to stock their classroom.
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Oh that would be well appreciated this time of year. Yeah, teachers,
you know they got to pay for their own supplies
out of their own pocket. I hear that a lot
for my sister Angie, who's been a longtime elementary school
teacher herself.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Nominate your favorite teacher.
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Do it right now at iHeartRadio dot com slash teachers
do it Today iHeartRadio dot Com slash teachers, So I
went into the break featuring one of the Texters that's
saying that Trump is right for comedy, and I think
that I agree with that, but you need that kind
of tongue in chink a week and nod. And this
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is where it really diverged for me when I was
doing research prepping for the interview with Darryl Hammond, which
you can find on our podcast platforms for Ryan Schuling Live,
and I really encourage you to listen to that conversation.
It was one of more interesting interviews for me that
I've ever done. And you know how I love to
interview comedians and their methods and what their preparation was like.
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But what really stuck in Darryl Hammond's craw was he
thought he had the market cornered on the Trump impersonation
when he came back into political life, but Lorne Michaels
had other ideas, and why he went this way, I
don't know. Alec Baldwin is a bigger name and a
bigger star, but I found his Trump impression to be
one not that good and that kind of is hand
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in hand with it was just mean spirited and you
have to have even if you despise a person as
an actor, you have to become that character. You have
to invest in that care. You go to pour yourself
in and occupy the space of that character. And my
acting teacher at Michigan State University was a phenomenal instructor.
I might add, he would always pull us aside and
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go Ryan. Acting is a misnomer. You're not acting, You're reacting.
And think about that. If you've ever been in acting,
if you've ever done improv, if you've done stand up comedy,
you've had to work with other people, if you've been
in a play in theater, any kind of thing like that,
doesn't that ring true. Where you have to engage in
a conversation, have it be real and authentic and genuine, organic,
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and you're responding with your lines. You're not just memorizing
your lines and then spouting them out and there's no
connection between you and the other person in the scene.
That's what we're talking about here, and that's what Darryl
Hammond was talking about when he was mirroring Donald Trump
in a sketch. He was being Trump to Trump. Trump
was being a janitor in this particular sketch. I thought
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it was genius. I thought it was brilliant. Daryl Hammond
is a master of the craft when it comes to impressions.
I put him up there with Rich Little and Dana Carvey.
I mean, who else would you say as one of
the great all time impressionists where they lose themselves in
the character Phil Hartman?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Obviously, I mean, how did I not remember him right
out of the gate?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Sean Ferish Well, Sean, he's kind of a I say
this with all love and due respect, but he's a
one trick pony with Trump.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
He's spot on, but a serious here.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
So you have done sports, you have done politics, you
have done kind of run the gamut of different kinds
of things.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Did you ever take a class.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
On improv or anything like that to make your radio
personality a little bit different or better?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
A great question.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I took a Like I said, I took an acting
class as a freshman at Michigan State.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I learned a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I always had some regrets about not participating in an
ensemble kind of improv cast that I think I could
have done well in. You know, growing up, I watched
SCTV with my dad and his Buddy Rich that was
like an uncle to me. And Eugene Levy and Catherine o'harre,
and of course loved them on Shit's.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Creek too, wasn't it on?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Like from Canada?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, CBC. Well grown up in Michigan with Detroit stations.
You could get CBC Channel nine, CBET over the air
and then a lot of the cable stations too, and
then we would watch it and John Candy, Rick Moranis
was on there, Joe Flaherty and I just love and
my dad and Rich. They would do these comedy tapes
audio cassette tapes, but they would do improv, they would
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do sketches unscripted. They would become a character. They'd include me,
and I was kind of off and running with that,
and I was kind of I talked to our boss,
Dave Tepper about this. Dave's done stand up comedy and
he did it at the comedy store, you know, Mitsey
Shore and Los Angeles. He got a chance to do it.
I admire him for making that effort. To me, you know,
hosting a show like this is one thing I don't
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have to look out and see the audience. I know
you're out there, you're listening, and I'm glad that you
do and that you text in at five seven seven
three nine. But when you got to stand and deliver
on a stage people are watching, you make me laugh, clown.
That's a whole different level of pressure to me public
speaking in that way. So yeah, there are various things
I think you can round out your performance, Kelly, to
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your question, doing improv or something like that.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I mean, you hear me. I do impressions too.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
You do?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
You do?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
You do a great job, by the way, is one
of my favorites. But you sent me the best sketch
probably a year ago about a guy who was calling
baseball versus a guy who was calling basketball.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, And I've done both of those
sports and he's exactly right. So basketball is more of
a staccato rhythm. You follow the ball around the perimeter,
inside on the paint, and.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
His whole stick was okay, So I am basically dissing
my partner right now because he puts the jelly first
on his peanut butter orange jel.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well, you're talking to Kelly, got to be clear here,
because you're talking about the baseball broadcast as opposed to
the basketball versus basketball.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
But that was a great sketch and that you've done both,
and you've done football too, baseball.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Baseball gives you room to breathe, and it's a totally
different feel for that call, and you've got to let
it breathe. And if you don't kind of let go
a little bit, you're going to be too intense for
that sport. And the pace and the rhythm even with
the clock for the pitch is now, and you have
time to tell stories like Vince Scully so masterfully did
for all those years for the Dodgers. Back in nineteen
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fifty seven, Jackie Robinson was getting on the team bus
and a fan offered him watermelon.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, he took that the wrong way, and he thought
that was racist.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
And then I pointed out, hey, Jackie, that fans giving
watermelon to every player on the team.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Now, let's go back to the game. That was literally
one story that Vin's Kelly told so true.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
And I'm mis been with every else of my heart
right now. But you know you had chick hern Yeah,
it was one of the best at the ball.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
But you called everything, dude, I've done.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
You called hockey, you called Victoria baseball, You called football.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You do everything.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
But that bit was so funny because when it when
you sent it to me.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
It totally resonated.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
I was like, Yes, that is exactly what baseball people
would say.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I don't remember that guy's name, but I would know him.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I saw him and his basketball guys.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, and hockey's kind of similar to basketball and that
pacing and rhythm, And I would say football is kind
of in between the end of the spectrum that has
basketball and hockey. It's for netic pace and you got
to stay with the pucker. You got to stay with
the ball football. You know, you have time in between plays.
There's a little bit to let it inflate and deflate,
and then baseball is just its own character, its own animal.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Well, I got to tell you for not taking an
improv class or anything like that. You have very good
comedic skills off the cuff.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I get that from my dad. My dad's a really
funny guy, and you've talked to him a little bit.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah. Why am I being so nice to you right now?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Let's go to break and let that simmer. Your last
chance to vote for our Friday Fool of the Week.
Your choices are Jeff Daniels comparing Kamala Harris to Abraham
Lincoln Hunter Biden saying, who will pick our cross but
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Trump roasting him on True Social and Joy Bay. Accidentally,
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let's slip the view is going on hiatus?
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Are they? What's up next? Well, what's up next?
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Our Friday fool of the Week, Kelly, you'll have the
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On Ryan Schuing Live, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone
are addressing the controversial South Park season twenty seven premiere,
which showed a version of President Donald Trump blying naked
in bed with Satan. The co creators took the stage
at Hall Age during San Diego Comic Con and addressed
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the elephant in the room. Parker had a simple reply,
joking with a straight face, We're terribly sorry. They opened
up more about the headlines when speaking about their creative process.
We were at South Park this morning, trying to figure
out what next week's show is going to be. He
pointed out that even for this week's season twenty seven premiere,
the show's team just recently finalized the episode's story just
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three days ago. We were going, I don't know if
people are going to like this. He added that he
and Stone were reading news heads and said to each other,
let's put that in there. Later in the conversation, moderator
Josh Horwitz asked if there were concerns about the season
twenty seven premiere. Parker referenced the episode showing Trump's penis.
When he shared the feedback from the network, they were like,
we're gonna blur the penis, and we're like, no, you're
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not gonna blur the penis. Stone said that the show's
team agreed to add eyes.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
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Speaker 4 (29:19):
Then it's a character.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
In a statement issued earlier Thursday about the episode, White
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show hasn't been relevant for over twenty years and is
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desperate attempt for attention.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I don't know the Prince Harry Megan Markle episode was
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Speaker 2 (29:38):
So give them some latitude.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
They don't favor anybody and all comers they'll make fun of.
I think of when they said we're terribly sorry of
the BP spill episode where they executive kind of video
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Call we got a winner.
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Is it really okay? Let's hear it from Hunter and
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Say?
Speaker 11 (30:16):
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Hunter Biden, congratulations.
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I got to imagine Jeff Daniels is a close second though,
on his comparison of Kamala Harris to Abraham Lincoln. My
thanks to Deborah Flora Christian Total for joining me on
the right side of Hollywood to start today's program. Always
our number one on a Friday. Thanks to Zach Segers
and Kelly Coucherra and all of you as well for
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