Saturday Morning Open Phones HR2 11-8-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our number two Saturday Morning opened phones on Damn Boots
and I'm always brought you by the Metal of Company
and tell Tale Arm Systems. Patrick's been on hold for
a long time. Good morning, Patrick, What do you got
for us? My friend?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sorry, it took so long, of course, to watch the
mainstream news media, and they won't admit that the Democrats
or to blame for the shutdown and these snap and
these snap but I can understand older people getting it,
but these snap benefits, you can blame the Democrats for
you're not getting it. And they turn around and vote

(00:32):
for these Democrats after four years of Joe Biden and
the Democrats. It shows they don't care about American citizens.
And Democrats own the mainstream news media. They own the
morning shows, the late show hacks. They're not comics. You
forget the comics. Like the black guy said, you can

(00:57):
a good comic makes front of everybody. And uh, these uh,
these Democrats, what they do is they use these radical
judges to uh say, well, you got to get some
maap benefits, you know, like the judges are more powerful
than the president. And uh here they here they want

(01:21):
money for legal immigrants who we're we're kicking out this country.
And these people tacking these ice deporting legal immigrants that
the Democrats brought here in the first place are not Americans.
They're they're anachs uh. And they're helping all the the

(01:42):
the communists. He said, we'll tack you from the inside,
and the Democrat Party is making it clear that they're
helping the communists tack us from the inside. And and
the Democrats bring up four years. They had four years
that Jeffrey Enstein to do something about it, and they
had four years to go after high grow prices and

(02:05):
other things and didn't do nothing. And they played the
name game. But you know, it's just like they blame
uh Trump for building a ballroom, and here Obama built
a basketball court and the White House and no one

(02:27):
cried the Democrats or mainstream news media write about that
it did taxpayers pay for it? Who knows? Obama lied
to everyone who voted for him. And Obama and Eric
Holder should be in prison for sound guns to Mexico
Kai Tael who killed innocent people. And these judges, these

(02:51):
Democrat judges, are unto tackle old bulletproof and no one
holds them accountable. The Bar Association Disbury Council office. They
won't hold these Democrat judges accountable. And the sankular cities
they know they're illegal. And everybody that votes for these
Democrats since these politician judges, all of them should be

(03:16):
removed because they violated their old when they bought all
these illegals in here. But that's all I got to
say right now. But the Democrat Party istroying this country.
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Patrick? You know one thing I want to say, though
Obama I did. I had a caller and a listener
and stand me up on the Obama thing. He only
spent like thirty grand. It wasn't billions or I'm sorry,
millions to build the basketball hoop. I guess he converted
a tennis court or something. Doesn't make it ray, but
every president Nixon put a bowling alley at last I read.

(03:51):
So it is what it is, and it's just sadd
He's He's spot on. Let's go do Dave. What's up, Dave?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Well, I'm still celebrating. Last week you and Alan did
one of the best beatdowns. And remember that was twittle
twittle d and twittled dummy. You were talking about, man, Hey,
The only thing I was, Hey, listen. The only thing
I was worried about. Of course, people asked me, the

(04:20):
question is did those two boys have to run at
the outhouse or did they fill up their depends? But
I said I had no idea. But you remember something, Bootsy,
I get called a kool Aid drinker and then one
of your buddies called me mister happy talk. Well, you
know I've got my good friends Foxy on now. I'm

(04:42):
watching all the headlines and so yeah, I'm happy when
I see all the wonderful things that Donald Trump and
MAGA is doing for the country. And your last caller,
I mean, he has so much good material. You should
let him talk for another five or ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You don't know how to get to you, though, I
need to give you a planes, right, I get yelling
at it.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You know what Blazer said to me there day, and
the other guys are like, linen the world. They're yelling
at you. I'm like, oh, yeah, it's it's it's their show.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Whatever. I think everybody sat their own radio show. It
only took me seventeen years to get all this, so
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Hey, you got to remember something I told you. Everybody
out there listening famous words the day from Pale said,
you can't fix stupid. And these Democrats remember it, Bootsy,
I've told you before, this is not the JFK Democrat Party.
This is the Modamie and AOC, that knucklehead Tommy party.

(05:43):
That's who these characters are. And uh, you know here,
here's something now is it's very sad news. And I
know you you still support the.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Cops in the military, right absolutely, Well, how about this.
They just killed another cop down in my Miami and boy,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
They are up in arms and this was by some
two bit punk hood you know, car crash and the
young officer I guess he ain't even been on the
force for a year, went out there and next thing,
the fight breaks out and he was wrestling with the
bad guy and somehow he got hold of the cops
gun and shot him and killed him. And it's pathetic,

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but it's par for the course. Because there's one thing
about these Biden Harris lovers. They hate tops, they hate Ice,
they hate Magan. In fact, they hate everything under the sun.
Oh but they love the illegal criminals that flooded the
country ten twenty thirty million that you know, trumping Dan

(06:47):
Bongina and Cash Fattel and Christinos. They're trying to round
up these hoots and getting out of the country. Then
you got you know, the commedy leaders like that news
gum out there.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
And.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
He wrecked that, he wrecked that state. And then he's
got a sidekick, that pathetic mayor that let an A
burn to the ground and she's out partying with all
her no good buddies over there in Africa and stuff.
But he comes out there in bad mouse everybody under
the sun. And then his big fat slop buddy with

(07:21):
the silver spoon in his mouth from Illinois. He's out
there running his mouth, the knucklehead mayor there that ratings
are like five percent.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
He's over there supporting all the criminal hoodlums that own
Chicago the streets.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
You know.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Trump tries to send the National Guard in there to
help these poor citizens that beg for help, especially there
in Chicago. We got all these wonderful African American ladies
to support Trump one hundred percent, you know, begging to
you know, send us help, send us help. You know,
we can't even walk on the streets, et cetera, et cetera.
And Trump doesn't and then he gets criticized by everybody

(07:59):
under the sod the Nazis and stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Before I let you go, I want to tell you
a story. So the Elks Club.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
My good buddy Mayor Tim, he's calling all the time,
and he asked me to help save the Elks Club.
And it was in the hood up here on the
North End. But we did a good job. We went
from like fifty members, like thirty members to seventy five members. Well,
these old ladies didn't want it because they couldn't make
it work. So him and I busted our butt to
save it. And they went behind our back and went

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to and said we were won't fall in the rules.
Well we couldn't get people on the board and stuff,
and it couldn't get a trustee. And one guy was
stealing from us. We busted him and they shut us down.
And I feel like Trump I was joking about this
here today because we tried everything to fix it because
it was broke. Trump's coming in these cities and what
the Democrats and the mayors of those cities that have
ruined the cities, letting no let law and order go on.

(08:50):
They're like, well, wait a second, we don't want his help. Now,
it'll make us look bad. But meanwhile, like you said,
these people are getting mugged and beat up and things
are getting it. But he's trying to help them and
they don't want Well, the military people look so mean,
and the ICE people wear those freaking masks. But during COVID,
what do we wear masks? But we want her ICE
agents not to wear masks when they spit in their

(09:11):
face and they put on the out in public where
they live so they can attack their families. Things are
really screwed up, Dave, And you're spot on, brother, you
know what I mean. Trump's just trying to help and
they don't want it.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Well, there's one more thing you got to remember to
take home is that the Democrats love cop killers. Do
you love anybody that attacks ice? They don't want law
and order because they're all about crime and criminals. Why
because they want more of the sister attorneys, you know,
to have all kinds of businesses so they don't have

(09:44):
to worry about the workload and all these criminal judges.
You got to remember something, Yeah, doug head Biden. He
put a Supreme Court lady on the judge and she
could when they asked her, they're in her hearings. What's
the definition of a woman? She couldn't even say it because, hey.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Dave, gotta go, buddy, But have a good Saturday. And
I went in with this. You know, the mayors of
these cities, guess what, they have protection. They've got protection.
You got last I saw again three you had like
three officers plus with him protecting him, which is fine,
as they should. But if your city's like Chicago's out
of control, then you don't need protection. So don't let

(10:23):
the National Guard come in. Then you get rid of
your armed guard, police officers or protector. But so have
a going day this Saturday morning. Phones on Dan Boots
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(10:47):
Speaking of Thunder, here's a guy. The last time he
called in is when Zach was on the show filling
in for me. By the way, Zach does a great job,
and Ranger Dave, where have you been?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Then?

Speaker 8 (11:04):
I tell you I've been in Montana for a while.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay, they have a dud in Montana, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Yeah, right right. They're not too far from the Big
Horn River right in that area. I got a small
place there that when it gainst winter, I'd like to
come back here though, because we think it's cold here, Dan,
but you think of Montana right now, it's snowing.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Like snow.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
That's all.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
But Dan, I'm glad to talk to you again. What
I want to bring up. I heard Dick bring up
about the veterans of some others, and I think sometimes,
I know you work hard with honor, flight, which I'm
so glad you do, and stuff, because there's so many
things that a lot of veterans don't get a chance
to see, a lot of things that they fought. The
fan and yeah, and I visit with a couple of

(11:58):
my old friends from Somemall and when we go fishing
together and stuff like that. But I am so concerned
right now how divided this country is.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Dan.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
I never seen anything like this. And well, the other
day I walked into this place and I had on
my T shirt. I'm proud to serve my country. And
this young man might have been about twenty five, and
our ring through his nose, looked at me and called
me a war pig.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I know he didn't a notion.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
I had a notion to punch him, but I didn't.
I just I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
His bullhorn in his nose and he is dragging around
the room.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I don't know who does that and why? Who looks
in the mirror and goes, man, this round thing hanging
below my nostrils looks awesome.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
My gosh, can I get doesn't make sense to me?

Speaker 8 (12:56):
No, David with me. I have been called a war pig.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
No.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
My older brother served in Vietnam and he did the
first time I got this, and and it just drove
me up the wall. If they only seen what I
had seen in Somolume. I know some people saw that
movie Black Hawk Down and all that, but a lot
of that was fact where they drug those rangers through

(13:21):
the streets. Wow, and when we went in there to
rescue the other ones. If they've seen what we had seen,
sometimes I wish I could be their drill instructor. Hey, Dan,
Within about a couple of weeks, I have them in shape.
Oh yeah, but uh no, no, but I still got
my gto judge good. Uh yeah. I took it to

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two car shows and uh and it came in first
and second and one and and everybody tries to buy
it off of me. I said today, I sell that
thing as the day I die. I only got eighty
thousand miles on it.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's awesome, I know, buddy, Hey, we you know, Ranger David.
It's a pleasure, and thank you for being a veteran.
And we love our veterans and gotta tell you a
good story real quick. My buddy Jim Everson from Columbus
Care Patrol, he come with a great idea during the
honor flights where he bought an American maid US a flag.

(14:22):
You know that that racist flag the left hates, you
know that beautiful red, white and blue not all. Yeah,
I love my flag and if you burn one in
front of me, I will probably put you out with
the fire stingnisher and kick you in the groin. But
we raised four hundred and fifty seven well, Jim raised

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from Jim Everson from Columbus Care Patrol. He helps our
veterans find you know, assisted living and what have you.
You ever get a chance check him out. But he
raised four and fifty seven dollars and everyone in the
airport stepped up. We only do two dollars per ticket,
and everyone steps up. So there is hope. The majority
of Americans love our veterans for the right reasons. Now
there's people that do it for notoriety, and people make them,

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you know, because it's a cool thing to do. I
do it because I love my veterans, because I'm so
glad I speak Appalachia Caucasian English. I'm not very good
at English. I screw up my words, but I don't
have to speak German. And you know, Vietnam was probably
a dumb war and we shouldn't have been there. But
you know what, it wasn't the veterans' fault. They still
did their duty. And I am so passionate about that

(15:27):
that if you talk to any war historian that do
you talk to some of the old veterans I've talked to,
had conversation with. Again, we took this mountain, and we
killed a bunch of people, and we lost a bunch
of our guys, and then we get on our helicopters
and leave and it's still just a mountain. So no
one understands what Vietnam was all about. I guess North
and the South and all that whatever. But our men

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and women still got drafted, they still went to war,
and they still need honored, and they're not baby killers
and they're not warmong or what they call you a war.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
What war pig?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
War pig?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Kid's an ass?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
How's that?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll say?

Speaker 8 (16:02):
You know, hey, you know what I like? I said,
Dan raised to notes against the law. He wouldn't have
no front teeth. Yeah, I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Well, you may get stitches if you punch him in
the face. That hook ring through his nose may go
through your knuckles, So be careful, take care of Ranger Dave.
We'll talk to you soon. Saturday Morning, old phones, I'm
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(16:35):
Saturday morning on phones. Motley Crue, who's that Knock him dead?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Kid?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
What song is that? Sound like? Motley Crue? Guns and Roses, Cynthia,
Good morning, Cynthia, Are you.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Are you pretty good?

Speaker 9 (16:58):
Got a question for you, Okay, have you ever asked
or heard anybody ask how did we get here? How
did we get to this? How did we get to
this space in America that we're in. I hear it
all the time.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, and then roundabout way, I've had that question asked.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I can see where you're saying, Yeah, it's sad.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
Okay, Well, what's really sad is how we got here,
and how we got here is by people turning off
their critical thinking lobe in their brain and just believe
in what they are told. Okay. There was a man,
Paul Warburg who came over to He was actually sent
to the United States in the early nineteen hundreds, and

(17:45):
he he was the reason that our money is worth nothing.
He was the initiator because he started the Federal Reserve.
He had a huge participation in the Brooklyn's Institution, which
affects our belief system. That's why whenever the reporters in
the media they all say the same thing, it's because

(18:08):
they got the same narrative from the Brookings institutions. Okay.
And then he also had a huge participation in this DFR.
So this is our financial our belief system and our
government system, okay. And it was all brought from a
German Ashkenazi. Okay. So in like Mike from South Side,

(18:37):
he has been being ridiculed because he's like grouping a
certain people. There's two there's two ways to look at
the Jews. The Jewish people, which nobody had talked about,
and the Jews, which is the Jewish government, which is
an illegitimate government.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
They came from Germany, they came from Europe. Khanazis because
the Jews of the Bible are long gone the Jew,
a Jew in the Bible is someone who is from
the land of Judah. And I know I've said this
before on the show, but it seems to be getting ignored.
So if you want things to be different in this country,
you have to start thinking different. You have to do

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your research. And I tell you what. I sat in
this church pews my entire life, Sunday morning, Sunday night,
Wednesday night. And it wasn't until I quit going to
church and I started reading the Bible myself alone with
the with the Holy Spirit, that everything started to make
sense and the lies were exposed. And so also a

(19:41):
little advice from Mike from the South Side. You can
stop trying to reach day from Powell because you said
it this morning. You can't fix stupid.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
There you go, Thanks Sonthea. David, Good morning, David. I
think she's a fan of South with the King Think Today, David.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
Hey, I want to remind people that the song that
was playing in your show is a detective song relating
to an investigator collecting facts and identifying evidence and then
eventually bringing it to a courtroom. So you know, individuals
that bring up facts and evidence should not be cut off.

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And basically people are talking about evidence and facts. Happened
to be reminding you the fact that there's so much
crime in the United States going on and so many
different state levels. The governors are not adhering to the
oath of office. They're not being indicted. The FBI just
released someone in Las Vegas three months ago who committed

(20:48):
a crime and then he's not indicted and released. Trump
bombed Iran illegally. He is not being investigated. People are
not adhering to the constitutions. That's a big problem because
everyone ninety percent of the people that are in Arlington
National Cemetery defended liberty and justice and equal rights under

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the law, and that's not occurring today. So you look
at the flag. Everyone to look at the flag and
think what does that flag represent. It represents individuals who
are supposed to the government supposed to secure rights of individuals.
Number One. Now, if there's ten million illegal aliens not
being rounded up and deported, I have a problem with that.

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If you have a Congress that doesn't want to work,
that doesn't want to remove the illegal aliens, they are
committing an oath of office violations. And you know, a
few people are interested in bringing up facts and evidence
regarding a certain group of people and then you cut
them off. The fact is we are Americans, and the
job of Americans is to bring up evidence of facts

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of actual crimes. If someone goes off on a tangent
and doesn't bring up facts that are relevant or whatever,
that's for the court to decide, not for you to decide.
So if we're like a football coach going down the
field trying to score a touchdown bringing up facts and
evidence and you say, oh, I'm not going to let
him catch that ball because you turn off the phone,

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you're interfering with the discovery of facts and evidence. And
that's not a good thing. So what would Vince Lombardi
say to callers that have called your show in the
last six months, saying, who's bringing up facts and who's
actually running with the ball towards the truth? And then
we're all going to win by scoring a touchdown to
bring individuals that have broken the law to a courtroom

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and have them sent to prison. It seems like I've
been bringing up facts about governors the last six months
or longer, and I haven't heard any callers say, hey,
that Dave guy has a valid point. If the governors
were indicted for violating the oaths of office, the people
in Ohio would be safer. Number one, there would be
less drunk illegals killing Ohio residents. And yet if people

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sit in the sidelines and do nothing and criticize, you know,
Mike for bringing up evidence and facts and then the
other guy, they get in like a juvenile of war
between themselves and they forget that both Americans. The goal
is to have the community states. And if you don't
bring up facts and evidence, if Ohio residents don't make

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phone calls to the congress members, then there's going to
be more conflicts, more war, more people die, less birthdays,
less anniversaries, and then we all lose. Well like to
sit on the sidelines and we're not scoring any points.
The point is that individuals need to go to jail,
they need to stop doing what's wrong. They need to
adhere to their oath, and then the United States to

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be a great nation again. But right now Trump does
not follow the constitution, and people are too afraid to
tell them, Hey, mister Trump, you can't bomb i Ran
unless you declare war against Iran. And there's actual crimes
that they committed against the United States. They haven't committed
crimes against the United States. So Trump is not adhering

(24:09):
to the Constitution. And that worries me because guess what.
We had arms sold over to Ukraine and they've killed
over one point five million people and Americans. Guess what
they paid taxes to support the weapons that went over
to Ukraine. And guess what. Biden gave money to Hamas
and Palestine and they used our money to blow up

(24:32):
things in Israel. Then Israel steals three hundred billion dollars
from the United States and they use our money to
buy bombs from our defense contractors to blow up and
kill innocent of Palestinians. Our government is sanctioning crime because
they're not adhering to their oath of office. They are
deliberately using our tax revenue in a wrong manner. It's

(24:55):
called misappropriation of government fun and people should be outraged
about that. There should be another January sixth event in Washington,
DC to protest the misuse of American funds. You have
Palestinians in the United States protesting Jewish people on campuses,
when in reality, our government has sanctions the illegal use

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of our money to be given to foreign governments, and
then other people are fighting crimes. Can you imagine how
many Russian soldiers have died because of our money and
our weapons being used in Ukraine? Does anyone contemplate and
ponder the sacrifice and the shedding of blood because of
Victorian Newlin went over to Ukraine and she said, oh,

(25:39):
let's overthrow the government. They use our CIA money to
pay people to go into down Bass and kill thirteen
thousand innocent people. Why aren't people talking about that Russia
doesn't want to attack Poland and Germany. Russia was selling
natural gas to Germany, France and England and they benefit

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it for twenty years because the engineers were selling natural
gas to Germany to get them warm showers, warm of
food at night, were heating their houses for ten years.
And then they want to sell weapons to Ukraine to
bomb Russia. Now they're blowing up Russian oil fields, including
the environment, and everyone's losing. Who's winning over there? The

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whole world is losing because the environment's being pluted. Over
one hundred square miles of land that used to be
used for farming has been dammed, right, David, pluted because
of our bombs.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
All right, brother, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Man. I gave you plenty of time and I didn't
interrupt you. How's that you're happy? You should be a
happy camper. Thank you, sir. I appreciate your call. Let's
go back. We're gotta go to the phone. We gotta go
to break. But Bo came talks with me this Saturday.
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to ten Wtvan Okay. I had three callers, l s Seve.

(26:58):
We got to sneak one in and we're going to
hire best. Get y'all in, So I'm gonna do Michael first. Michael,
you got two minutes, buddy. I'm sorry, but the phone
line's been blown up today. So what do you got
for me?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Michael?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Oh, that's all right, Boots. A great show, one of
the best shows recently you've had. But I want to
dedicate this to veterans today. And you know, I don't
want to name any names, but there's a lot of
talk on this show by one particular person that's just
a bunch of blather, and I want to say this.

(27:29):
I'll put my money where my mouth is, and I
have purchased multiple websites to defend and report what I'm
telling this audience, Okay, with facts and evidence. Okay, So
I want to dedicate all veterans out there. And by
the way, my family arrived on these shores in sixteen

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forty one. My great my grandfather, my dad, his brother,
and multiple other relatives have fought and have fought and
suffered and died for this country.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
My dad's brother was one of the frozen chosen in
Korea that survived. Okay, So everybody that's a veteran or
cares about veterans. Go to this website that I've created,
military alert dot org, and you will see hundreds of
high ranking retired military officers from all branches, from all

(28:31):
agencies of intelligence blowing the whistle about nine to eleven
and the lies that we were told by our corrupt,
infiltrated government. Military alert dot org. And furthermore, there's a
war going on. It's a rhetorical soft war in America.

(28:53):
Charlie Kirk was one of the first victims of this war.
You can't You're not allowed to talk about a certain
group anymore. And it was Voltaire who said, if you
want to know who rules over you, it's he that
you cannot criticize. So everybody needs to keep that in

(29:13):
mind when you're you're stopped from criticizing or speaking against
a particular group. From now on, I won't use the
religious terminology perfect. I'll just use yeah, you're welcome, boots,
because I get it, I get it. I'm going to
refer to this group as neo conservatives. There you go, yeah,

(29:37):
neo conservatives, Dionis and the cabal. And if the evidence
is overwhelming, uh, just go to another side. I created
uh killing communism dot org.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
All right, watch.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
David Michael. Michael, I promise next week I'll give you
more time, buddy. I get to Paul, ap Paul.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
What do you got for me?

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Paul?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Good morning, Paul, Paul.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Paul dropped off.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
So we just have a mark Mark. You got a poem, cities,
don't you? Buddy?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Okay, how much time.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Do I have?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
You got a lot of time now we lost Paul,
so we got about three and a half minutes. Four minutes, okay.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
I have two poems totally about three minutes. Today's first
poem is dedicated to everyone who, like me, has ever
been hesitant about stepping onto the bathroom scale. The poem
is one minute and fifteen seconds long. It's rated G,
and it's called dieting or Death. A difficult decision. True

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life can bat us to and fro Like chimes in
a monsoon. We must combat life's undertow at times in opportune,
when pressures mount and vices squeeze, we tend to let
things go. We fail to count our calories and watch
our waistlines grow. Last year I had a stretch of

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stress and strife and lost my fire. I cut back
on my cutting back and spawned a large spare tire.
And now my precious doctor hounds me, claiming I must
shed a wheelbarrel full of pounds. And here is what
she said. First, the trick to trim your wast just

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forego all foods with taste. Dump those dips and chips,
a hoy feast on tofu made of soy. The other
thing to make things right, Do not sneak those snacks
at night. You will wither to a wisp if you
munch on just rye crisp. I said, hey, Doc, I

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can't do this. I hate sawdust and soy. Plus this
diet gives my kids too much sadistic joy.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
The end.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
And now today's new poem, another one.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I'm gon let Scott.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I got I had a I got a door. I'm
gonna le Scott finish us up with you, so Scotty
Western Automotive in the house.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Hey, good morning there, Mark.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Oh am, I okay, I'm still on.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah you're still on, brother, Go ahead, let a rip.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Okay, okay, I'll make it fast. Today's new poem is
dedicated to everyone who's ever made a New Year's proclamation
and you never had acronym b m I, and it
would stand for body mass index. The poem is one
minute and fifteen seconds long. It's rated G and it's
called a Weighty Declaration. I visited my doctor and the

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nurse then handed me a two page paper called the
after Visit Summary. It showed my vital signs such as
blood pressure, height, and weight. It stated that my BMI
was twenty five point eight. A BMI of twenty five
to twenty nine point nine means that you are overweight.

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That is how it's defined. I thought about my visit there.
They never weighed me great. The nurse just looked at
me and thought, oh, yeah, he's overweight. And then I
got a letter that I normally would toss. It said
that I'm entitled to a program for weight loss. They're
ganging up on me. I thought it's time to bite

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the bullet. I need to finally focus on how I
stuffed my bullet. I take a solemn vow right now
as I am one who seeks to change my wave.
I plan to lose ten pounds in the next ten weeks.
I'll call boots on the seventeenth of January when I've
crossed the finish line. I will reveal how many pounds

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I've lost. Yes, there is risk in telling everyone about
this test, but public pressure self imposed, will help me
do my best the end.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
All right, thank you, brother, Thanks Mark. Hey you're back.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Hey, I drink about five waters this morning. We'll leave
it at that. Okay, And you know what I'm old
and it is the world will know I'm a normal
human being.

Speaker 11 (34:20):
Yeah, I'm just glad Buck guy's playing at one. We're
on normal times today for Auto Smarts and coming up next.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 11 (34:26):
What made one o'clock con it's big time or big
big time, big ten network times?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Is that why they had to do it?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I wondered? But anyway, we got the cruising classic studs
in here. Something look at I got Scott from There's
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