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December 13, 2025 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, our music was programmed in there, but it dropped out.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
So I will talk to the boss about that.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
But no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Here we are, you know, the top of the hour
of given me grief and honest worts too. I don't
know what time change. Everything's time change hit. I have
this one listener that he text me every Saturday about
the scrambled up signal for a few seconds. We can't
fix it. There's a there's a glitch in the air.
And move on, people, move on. Let's go to Michael.

(00:30):
Good morning, Michael.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Hey, good morning, Boots. You know the caller you had
on earlier, David. He really made some profound points that
people really need to pay attention to. And you know,
the war in Ukraine. We have spent so many billions

(00:55):
of dollars there and he was spot on. Glorian Newland
in this are the ones responsible for starting that. And
Russia and Ukraine have lost countless numbers of people to
the war that we started. And we can say the
same for our efforts of sending tax dollars to Israel

(01:17):
to defend their Gaza genocide. Actually we're not defending it,
we're paying for it, and what people need to understand
is I did some research on statistics and the numbers
of dollars we have spent helping Israel since nineteen forty six,
after you adjust the money for inflation, we have spent

(01:42):
since nineteen forty six helping the Israeli terror regimes with
three hundred billion dollars. Three hundred billion. Now, let's fast
forward to a modern time period. October twenty three. October
of twenty four, we have given Israel seventeen point nine

(02:05):
billion dollars in military aid. Now, when Charlie Kirk was
becoming very popular, he began realizing the sinfulness of our
effort to fund Israel with all these billions, and he
called for the stopping of sending billions to Israel. He

(02:26):
also was very suspicious of October seventh. He said he's
been to Israel multiple times and you can't go one
hundred feet without seeing some nineteen or twenty year old
with an automatic machine gun. And he said it's the
most surveiled nation in the world that he's ever been to.
And it's true. The massade Israel, the border there is

(02:49):
impenetrable unless it's obviously allowed to happen, and that's what
many are saying in Israel. Israeli citizens are now claiming
that it was an intentional oversight to give a narrative
to attack and provide more warfare. Now, what you also

(03:09):
need to understand is Charlie demanded the Epstein files be released.
He also demanded that Gaza was a genocide, and he
also said nine to eleven was an inside job that
needed to be reinvestigated. Now, can you understand why they
knocked him off? He was becoming a major threat to

(03:33):
the deep state, the sinister deep state, and that's the
United States of America's government. Not the people, but the government.
And a government has gotten this way because the people
went to sleep. They're more concerned, you know, with watching
cars drive around tracks and race and men playing with balls.

(03:55):
These are the important things in America today. It sounds funny,
you know, men playing with balls, but this is what
happens every weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Piano.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, hundreds of thousands of people gather to watch
men play with balls.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Balls. We're like an old beat dog. We just roll
in the corner and scratch our belly. Everything you're saying
is justify. Everybody says it you just you know, unless
we have a civil war, I don't think it's ever
going to change. Brother, I don't know what we can do.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
What we can it doesn't matter. We yeah, I know, Boots,
but the problem is we can't go to sleep. We
need to slap ourselves in the face. We're not having
a nightmare. It's called reality. You gotta put on your
big boy pants, put on your big girl pants, and
be an adult because your children are going to inherit

(04:51):
this mess that our parents inherited to us. Right, Okay,
we inherited what prior generation gave us, so every generation
can point to the one before them of why it
was so bad. This is going to be the first
generation where the children have it worse off than their parents. Yepy,

(05:14):
I got people out there, Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
And hit it.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Michael.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
We'll talk to you next Saturday's go to Mark.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Good morning, Mark, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
You've had a few of your recent callers, including Michael
of interest, and I'll try to be brief his thing
on Charlie Kirk. I think nine to eleven likely was
inside to make a lot of things happen. Previous caller
mentioned about Victoria, Newland and Ukraine. That's all true. But

(05:43):
also someone actually friends of mine that I knew, that
knew him and translated his books, and I even passed
him out. Sir guy glads you have one of Putin's
main advisors. He was also in Ukraine in twenty fourteen,
also bribing officials in the East, trying to promote a
civil war. So the US was the Russians were at

(06:05):
the same time both bribing officials in the East. But
the point in twenty fourteen, most of the people in
the East of Ukraine supported Russia because they thought, oh,
it'll be like the good old days with the Soviet
Union when we had jobs and security and speak our
language and all that, and almost total support for Russia.

(06:26):
It's almost totally disappeared in the East of Ukraine since
twenty fourteen because they've been treated so horribly by the Russians.
They're all unemployed and Russia refuses to pay their pensions.
Imagine not getting your social security for like eleven years.
So Russia's totally discredited itself in the East. Ukraine's somewhat improved.

(06:50):
Maybe the East needs to be a separate country. The
thing on Gaza is Gaza's a hellhole. It's been horribly
treated by Israel, but it's part of Egypt, and egypt
refugees to acknowledge that. And there's a Dutch engineer that
could regreen the whole Sinai Peninsula and give these people
a huge uninhabited area with water, trees, plants, everything, bring

(07:13):
it back to the way it was thousands of years ago.
So people need to think big something. There's something called
the castle doctrine, the idea that if somebody's trying to
break into your residence and then impose harm on you,
you have the right to defend yourself. In the January,

(07:34):
the sixth thousands of crazed rioters and looters tried to
break into the US House and Senate, and they did.
The response to the House and Senate was pathetic. And
it doesn't matter. If they wanted to go out there
and protest and hold their signs and say all this stuff,
that's fine, but you don't break into the legislative office.

(07:54):
And there was four hundred and thirty five plus one
Puerto Rico Congress members, there, senators, thousands of staff members,
sergeant at arm and his staff police. There were a couple,
at least a couple thousand people in that and they
should have said, we're defending our house, you're not coming in.

(08:16):
They could have defended that. They could have made sure
like you're not coming in our house. Go away, protest outside,
but you're not coming in. And one of your favorites,
Jim Jordan, he personally could have taken out twenty or
thirty of these people one by one because he's so
fit and active. And it projected weakness for people overseas.
The fact that all these congressmen and senators scurried it

(08:38):
off and hid and the police and a few police
would try to defend it, but the rest of all
the staff just disappeared. They should have gone with my
friend Brian Herbert with Dunden gone Freman and said you're
not coming in our house.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
And invited him in though the police were waving them in.
If you watch the videos, I don't know what well that.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Because of the House and Republican leaders neglected their duty
to defend their house. It's it's the leadership of the
Republican l yes, exactly exactly. And with the East wing
of the White House, it's owned by the National Park Service,

(09:18):
it's their property. You can't just randomly knock things down.
The head of the National Park Service and the district
commander are at fault. They should have had at least
a dozen, if not two dozen National Park Rangers. They
are saying to the contractor crew, the demolition crew, you're
not crossing, you're not knocking it down. You haven't done

(09:39):
your paperwork, you don't have permits, and you're not reusing.
If you're going to knock this down, you have there's
historical things. You have to save some of that stuff
and reuse it. And Trump missed an opportunity. If they're
going to knock that down, and there's all these bricks
and thinks, they could have resold every single brick and
mantle and steps own piece by piece, either for the

(10:02):
White House or for Trump or whoever. They didn't do that.
They just knocked it down and threw it away.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I gotta go, go, gotta go, Mark. We'll talk every Saturday.
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(10:30):
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(10:51):
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Muggsy good, Morning, muggsy haven't heard from you for a.
While how you?

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Men?

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Brother, Hi i'm doing. Good how are you?

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Booting mary?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
GOOD i should say my sister and on my Brother
Mary christmas to.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
You it's, okay, BROTHER i don't. Care i've been called
a lot worse you. Go so so, ANYWAY i just
Told ELA i wanted to give my two. Cents i'm
The michigan coach. Scenario so so here's the preface for

(12:17):
WHAT i ultimately want to. Say AND i want to
say two. Things but the first Is. America americans have
completely normalized husbands or wives who cheat and engage in
on alarm pornography or any pornography as. Acceptable and Obviously President,

(12:42):
Trump President, Clinton PRESIDENT. Jfk way back when cabinet People
hagseth AND Rfk, junior, like there's evidence everyone supports, them
but that's what they.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Do but do you think mugs that maybe it's always gone,
on but with social media and the way they can
dive into your personal stuff and INSTANT i know a
lot of people that have surprised me THAT i never
thought would be sexually weird like that that you, go,
wow THERE'S i think i'd. Be if you can get

(13:19):
an honest, SURVEY i would say seventy five percent of
the men in this world have this uncontrollable sexual. Desire
AND i hate to say, that it's just it's just
what it.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
Is.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
OKAY i.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
DISAGREE i think it's in the, nineties AND i know
that BECAUSE i work in.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
System BUT i agree you think it's More, OKAY i
mean WE i know something of the best guys in
the world that have cheated on beautiful wives and you, go,
Why AND i think it's the instinct of the. HUNT
i don't know. Why i'm not justifying. It i'm not an.
Angel i've done some horrible things in my, past but
you know what it. Was it was not, Regrets it's lessons.

(14:00):
Learned do You it's just the men and women are
Different i'm. Sorry it's hard to understand, men but you're probably.
Right it probably is ninety. PERCENT i was trying to be, nice.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yes but, ANYWAY i want to go on to my two,
points so just. Finish shut my. BACKGROUND i grew Up,
catholic AND i was married for thirty one. YEARS i was,
FAITHFUL i was, committed AND i THOUGHT i was married
to someone WHO i did, love and he, promised he

(14:34):
took a vow in our church to never, cheat and
he also promised back in the nineteen eighties to not do.
Pornography AND i believed. Them BUT i gotta tell, You,
boots when it all came, out it was traumatic for,
me and it was also traumatic for my adult. Children

(14:57):
and it was traumatic and, physical, emotional and psychological and social.
Ways so and you could probably hear it in my shaky.
Voice it's still it still haunts. Me so so these
are my two, endings AND i hope they're. POSITIVE i

(15:18):
just want to say to all those young people out
there who who witnessed in their own families infidelity or,
BETRAYAL i understand why you don't want them marry and have.
Children AND i know a lot of people criticize them
as being, weirdo but they have that mindset because of

(15:41):
what they've been through and AND i JUST i just
want all of, us this is my second. ITEM i
just want all of us to pray for The michigan
coach's wife and the children because this will affect them
for the rest of THEIR i know it's because it

(16:01):
happened to.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Me, right all, right Mug i'm, Sorry muggsy, Right i'm
over the. Board, hey you take care of. Yourself you
have a Merry christmas, Though, yes we love, You. Mugs call. Back,
SORRY i want to start out with the. Brother all,
right take. Care let's go To, Pete pete before we
get to the bottom of the hour we got for.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Me, Pete, Well god blessed. Bug that was.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Touching AND.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
I agree with their hundred percent that we should be
praying for the the coach's wife up there In michigan.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Kids but you know, What, PETE i want to say,
this what if there's more to the. STORY i just
don't want to jump the. GUN i am praying for the.
Kids maybe his wife was just evil and he's a you,
know there's just always there's always two sides. There i'm
not saying it's right or wrong or. Different not looking
for a, debate But i'm just, saying TILL i hear,

(16:58):
Everything i'm going to not voice in my.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Opinion so, well he. Wash there's proof out there that
he had he was a big fan Of instagram and
college girls On, instagram and also that only Fans i'm
sure you've heard of only fans were he, Yes so,

(17:23):
NO i. Don't definitely that's.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
News you. Didn't you didn't see it, yourself AND i
didn't see it. Myself so that's WHY i, Go, okay
maybe maybe he. Did LIKE i, MEAN i like looking
at pretty. Women what's wrong with? That i'm, SORRY i
admit THAT i like looking At WHEN i was a,
KID i Loved Lonnie anderson and Fair fawcett And Ryl
tigu's and you.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Know, yeah my point is, that, yeah there's nothing wrong
with looking at pretty. Women but my point is that
the odds are because he had he was following all
these women On instagram and only fans THAT i don't

(18:07):
think it was the case of his wife being. EVIL
i think it was that he obviously had he was
addicted to. Pornography maybe proof out there's there's proof out.
There but he you, know you can go On instagram
and and and and see. This it's not it's not
like you know something that's, uh you, know just made.
Up it's it's. Actual there's proof out. There and so,

(18:32):
Anyway i'm not gonna argue with.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
You but, no, no, no my dad watched porn AND
i never thought twice about. It AND i still have
all his eight millimeters. Films my brother AND i joke
about it all the. Time him and his buddies would
get together and have like stag. PARTIES i don't do,
it but my dad was a great. Guy he disliked
watching that. Stuff AND i don't want you.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Know the other thing is the other thing is this
this woman that he had the stair. With you, know
she was she Was she was an employee of The
university Of, michigan and her salary went from fifty fells
in a year to ninety fells in the. Year and

(19:14):
that was you, know the speculation is that was because of,
him that he made that. Happen, Okay so, NO i, mean, well.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Well, PETE i gotta, Go BUT i want to tell
you got a wonderful young man in your. Life and
we you AND i know the story AND i love
what his outreach program that he does with his buddies
And Hugh Rock, Buddy hey.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
You, too thank.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
You all, right all, right we're going to go to.
Break this Is, Saturday morn of The. Phones I'm Dan.
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(19:58):
candy get us go.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
On good morning, DUDE i want to come the. LADY
i could tell how emotional And i'm a, Woman i'm.
Emotional sexual perversion is very common in this, country and
it started With, playboy and you, know it's very normal

(20:21):
if you're a man and even a woman to have
desire things like.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
That let's just to.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Remind you the people cheating destroys my family dynamics because
a woman intuitively knows when her husband has eyes for other.
Women they just know, it and it becomes oh, yes
and it becomes like a vicious cycle because then the
woman becomes, cold and it basically destroys the. Family So

(20:47):
i'm just giving a little heads up to the men out.
There just try not to blow everything.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Up so, cain let me ask, you if your husband
would cheat on, you there's no going. BACK i can
AND i have a lot of, friends you. Know i've
been around the block a few, times especially in the dealership,
world And i've had a lot of guys have affairs
and their wife never lets it, go even if they

(21:12):
go to counseling and vice versa. Too so you're, right
don't do. It but you know, what there's a lot
of things that cause men to DO i know men
that were faithful and they weren't getting the love because
their wives were going through the changes of vice versa.
Again and they went in they and they had a
young girl at work and they were became friends and

(21:33):
they were hooking. Up and you, know when he would
come to, Me i'm not saying it's, right but he
come to, Me i'm, like don't tell her because she'll
never forgive. You move, on hold your life to, yourself
never forgive. You you get. Married if you guys can't
control your, pants stop making promises to. Way i'm telling,
you that's what men. Do i'm just being. Honest, stop

(21:56):
it's not going to all of this is.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Normal, okay this is all adult. Things but WHAT i
want to say Is i'm taking it a step. Further
there's now a new level of. Perversion it's. Pedophilia AND
i want to say a little shout out to any
of the. Creepers they're all going to get mo and
they are going to be get no garden. Fertilizers they
need to stay away from. Children but ANOTHER i want

(22:19):
to switch Over michael on the one. Caller he always
sounds like the Big, grench but he's telling us the
truth that we cannot give billions of dollars to any other.
Country right, now the topic Is israel because they're the
ones we believe Killed Charlie kirk or the MASADE i call.

(22:39):
It but it's not The israel. People it's their intelligence.
Agency SO i want to be very clear with. That
but we cannot send billions to any other. Country americans
need financial. Help our own people are, farmers our veterans are,
elderly are. Vulnerable isn't this common sense That americans spend

(23:01):
money On, america we don't send it to any other.
COUNTRY i feel like we should not be arguing about.
That it's like an obvious overstating the. Obvious, Sure so
that's one. Topic so we need to get this nonsense
out and stop all this intelligence agency things and spying
on other. Countries who, Cares let them deal with their.

(23:25):
Things and then the last thing is In, america we
have to fix our fake. Elections we have to get
rid of the rigged voting machines and fake mail and
ballots because our elections need to be. Real and there's
a woman Named Tina. Peters she was a. Whistleblower she

(23:46):
was a gold star, mom and she was the supervisor
of elections In arizona and in twenty twenty she kind
of felt like something was you, know scam was. Happening
so she actually took her oh seriously and she copied
election data because she wanted to prove or not prove

(24:07):
that they were messing with the. Data and what did they?
Do stay through or in? Jail can we have a
justice system that has? Justice So, trump we tried every
other which, way but LuSE trump had a pardon her
in an executive. Order why can't the justice system do?
It why do they Need trump to always do? IT

(24:28):
i don't know everybody's going to be in. Trouble, Right.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Merry. Christmas just go To. Paul good, Morning, paul.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Have you?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Been good Morning?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Boots where have you been? SLACKEN i don't know where
have you been on this radio show every week without?
You what's?

Speaker 6 (24:49):
UP i KNOW i hear you all the. Time, HEY
i just wanted a couple of quick.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Things.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
China it's funny to Me china with the earth, minerals
and we Think i'm. Concerned we think we can just
throw money at a. Problem i'll give. You i'll give
you a couple just a real quick Stat last year
we graduated it's as A United states thirty nine thousand
law school, graduates thirty nine. Thousand last year in, Mining

(25:22):
geology And, metallurgy we graduated just over three. Hundred we
graduated just over three hundred nine thousand. Lawyers, well, yeah
but my problem is or What i'm trying to get,
to you, know without these rare earth. Minerals AND i
know it's it's, crazy but the refining and the, processing

(25:45):
the magnets and everything, else it's not only defense and
national security, issue but it's also all the way down
to your. Cars you're, right you, KNOW i know you
have cars that didn't have magnet or didn't use stuff
like that back in the, day but nowadays you can
even your windshield wipers and all these things on. CARS
a lot of them have little magnets and all the
things in. Them you can't buy those, Parts you're. Right

(26:10):
and then the second THING i wanted to talk about
real quick is whoever Thinks Charlie kirk was killed By
israel is about like a nine to one one i'll
call alternative. Theories, well BECAUSE i was a kid.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
In, yeah the kid was on the.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
ROOF i.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
AGREE i was going to agree with you on. THAT
i let that one. GO i was, like oh, no
that's the kid was hired By. Israel but he wasn't
a very good shot because he hitdn't even have a.
Throat he's about two inches away from missing him like
they did With. Trump SO i don't. KNOW i don't
think it was an inside job on.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
That, one but oh, well, No and and like nine to,
eleven LIKE i hear people call in and somebody used
to call in talk about That Larry silverstein that he
bought terrorism insurance like a couple of months before it. Happened,
yeah but they don't tell the whole story about.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
That you, KNOW i don't.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
KNOW i think it's all bunch are.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Crazy LIKE i always, Say i'm the old dog in the.
Corner scratch my. Belly i'm. Tired they's not a daggone
THING i can do to change. IT i appreciate, You,
PAUL i go to break me and we'll talk to you.
Soon quit hiding on. Us so we Have joe and
we Have, mark and we'll finish up the show and
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Week let's go To. Joe good, Morning, joe cool Name.
Joe Every JOE i know is a Nice i'm Good
joe over, heah he's only got an.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Accent, nah well a little, bit correct me If i'm.
Wrong you're from Eastern, ohio right over By, Stutentville.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Ohio i'm From, Wheeling West, Virginia Martin's. Ferry so, well,
Yeah i'm the last town on the.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
Left but, but but but you're you're you're from an
area WHERE i don't know about. You BUT i grew
up In ohio and football was a very important game
in the state Of. Ohio so when WHEN i got.
It WHEN i got into my car this, Morning i'm
A i'm a small college football coach driving to my

(28:34):
job because we got a bunch of recruits on campus.
Today AND i heard one of your colors, say you
know that we've, got you, know people that you know,
nowadays you, know things aren't, important and they watch a
game with a, ball you. Know and AND i really
thought to, myself you, know with WHAT i do and

(28:55):
with the young men THAT i impact every, day absolutely never
been more important that young men Take you, know that
young men look at this game and take it with serious,
Seriousness and people take it with seriousness because he is.
Correct our society is, eroading but it is the one

(29:17):
game in today's society that creates. Discipline it teaches young
men how to. Persevere it teaches young men how to
battle through adversity in everything that they. Do AND i
kind of really UNFORTUNATELY i took offense to. IT i
probably shouldn't, have BUT i just want to say. This

(29:41):
he is. Correct our society is not doing, well and
there is an attack on the game of. FOOTBALL i
know this every. DAY i woke up On saturdays and
my father was a high school football coach AND i
would go to THE jv games BECAUSE i was, player
BUT i wanted to get back AND i wanted to

(30:02):
watch the game because the guys that were on THE tv,
MAN i knew what they were going. THROUGH i knew
what they had battled. THROUGH i knew the time that
they had put, on AND i knew that playing this
game and being a part of this game for the
next thirty years of my, life THAT i was going
to have a chance to impact our. Society in the

(30:23):
last three, Years i've had six young men that have
graduated from. Me they're all young men who have gone
into the. Workforce jose you high, School.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
JOE i got to, go But god bless. YOU i love, you,
brother AND i don't even know. You there are three
people meaning WHO i am, today my high school shop,
teacher Mister, rashman my good football, coaches and my. Father
that's WHY i am WHO i. Am and you're absolutely.
Right and football is a, lot especially in Eastern. Ohio
and you call back Next. Saturday i'd love to hear.

(30:53):
You all, right let's go To. Mark bring us out
with your last, poem, buddy then we're out of, here all.

Speaker 9 (30:59):
Right DO i have two and a half? MINUTES i think, so, yeah, Yes,
okay do just one new poem. Today it's a belly
scratching in the corner. Poem by the, way it's dedicated
to everyone who likes. Puns the poem contains the title
of a hit song from nineteen seven sixty, seven which
relates to the topic of the. Poem the poem is
two it's two minutes and ten seconds, long RATED, g

(31:22):
and it's called how many cow references can you? Count
in this? Poem armed with the chef's hat and consummate,
SKILL i cooked some burghers on the. Grill my wife
sat down to take a. Bite she told me that
it's not cooked. Right the prize and in mild. DISBELIEF i,
ask what's? Wrong what is your? Beef she, replied and

(31:46):
gave me. Flack oh, NO i think the puns are,
BACK i. Said you think my puns don't, please that
they're a hoof and mouth. Disease you think my puns
are drab and. Dull that's utterly not.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
True it's.

Speaker 9 (32:01):
Bull in, fact they are so good it's. Scary folks
say that they are. Legendary the last they earn grow ever.
GREATER i count them on my. Calculator your eyes, say
stop your spiel or trim. IT i see you're getting pasture,
limit but stop so. Soon holy, cow make no. MISTAKE

(32:25):
i won't cow. Cow i'm, sorry, DEAR i am not.
Done when spirits move, ME i must. Pun i'm not a.
Coward i'm no, lamb my. DEAR i. Pun THEREFORE i
am reduce my zeal at least by. Half, okay, Fine
i'll drink. Decaf i'll calm. Down i'll calm down so

(32:48):
that folks won't see me butcher my. Delivery we'll meet half.
WAY i won't be, long. DEAR i would never steer you.
Wrong you ask WHY i am so my pick and
never choose another. Topic a pun about the, rain the
park and other things would miss the. Mark the pun

(33:09):
is the gift from the cow to. Man my plan
is to milk them as much AS i.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Can the end fourteen.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
Exactly, right and that the number. Two the song from
nineteen sixty. Seven it's called The, rain The park and
other things hit song by the Cow.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Sills all, right, brother that would be. Fifteen so have
a good. One we'll talk to you Next. Saturday so
we've Got Auto smart's. NEXT i Got scott Mclaurmur ray Ham.
MAN i Got Josh poulson From Auto, editions he's done
so much cool stuff in my cars for thirty plus.
Years AND tj from The jagus. Team he's on his.

(33:52):
Way he's probably, lost he's never been here. Before BUT,
tj if you're listening to text me and we'll get you.
In here has Been saturday morning on. Phones i'm always
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