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For the first time on the SavingLiberty Podcast. We're gonna have a little
fun because you know, every weekJack and I do this. We highlight
different issues, mostly going on andaround in Ohio, but also national.
But we take you know, we'revery serious. We've had many politicians on,
we've had many state reps, allthis stuff. Well, it's time

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to have some fun and laugh hereon Saving Liberty. So, without further
Ado making his debut. His nameis Michael Loftus, comedian, writer,
director, the founder of the LoftiestParty on Facebook and Twitter, and also
the man behind the single funniest sketchcomedy show going right now, that show

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tonight, at that show tonight dotcom. Michael Loftus, thanks for helping
us save some liberty. My brother, I am into it. Thanks for
having me. You know, here'swhat I hear. You guys are like,
we have these great politicians on,we have Legis Blazer's people, we
have we have a people of ahigh caliber. Now it's time for the
bottom of the barrel. I'm gladI could be the bottom of the scrape

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episode that the scurvy scrape episode.Uh, you know, Mike, if
you if you know, you youlisten to the Mark Blazers show that I'm
on, you know that he isa frequent guest of the show. As
a matter of fact, I thinkhe's got an in studio appearance coming up
with us before too long. Sofor those of you who are familiar with

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the Blazers show, then you knowthat Mike, Mike is a funny,
hilarious dude. And before we godown the rabbit hole of uh, you
know, because I do want totalk about some serious issues that we're going
through, and then you know thatrelates and translates. But number one,

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when did you realize I want toget a little personal with Mike care Mike,
when did you realize eyes? Yeah, no, no, no,
that's it might. He really likesa personal he likes it very personal.
Mike. When did you When didyou realize when you're out there and you're
you're doing your comedy routine, you'restanding up, when did you realize,
Man, I feel like I feellike I'm on an island by myself.

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Everyone else is spewing all this allthis nonsense and they're just you know,
the status quo, and you know, you gotta be liberal and you gotta
you gotta be progressive and don't sayanything to effect like when did you go?
Man, I'm I'm on an islandby myself. Here. I gotta
find like minded comedians and writers andso much forth to get together with,
because it can be a lonely feelingas a conservative in the world a comedy

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or Hollywood or whatever. Well,at first, at first it was great
being the only I've always been like, I dig being an outsider. I've
always enjoyed that, and I thinkthat like most comedians, you are you're
on the outside. You're on theoutside observed being society. You're watching,
Oh and this is whoa. That'swhy you do jokes about dating and all

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that stuff. But there was anight man early two thousands, I was
down with the Melrose improv in Hollywood, and I'm telling you, every comedian
was political, and they were justrailing on George Bush, just railing on
them, and a lot of themthey weren't even doing jokes. They were
like, oh, it's great,we have a retarded cowboy for a president.

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And so I just went up thereand I'm like, I think George
Bush is the best president. Iwant him on Mount Rushmore. I tell
and the place was losing their mindjust because it was different. You know,
after listening to like sixteen comics ina row, I'll go in one
direction. If everybody's gonna zig,you know, I'm like, all right,
I'm gonna be honest in zag.And it was awesome. It was

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awesome. And so many comics cameup to me after the show and they're
like, wow, dude, isthat a character? Are you really a
conservative? And I'm like, no, I'm really a conservative and they're like
me too. I can't say anything. It was wild? Can you
out it? Would? You wouldnever out any of those people, right,
because you know you're not that kindof guy. But if you are.
Uh, it is two twenty twentythree. People are coming out as

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anything they want to be these days. So I don't think. I don't
think this dude is a conservative anymore. I think you're making so much.
I think he's making so much moneythat he has changed his tune. Yeah,
and I'm not gonna I'm not gonnaout him, but you see all
these guys, it's just like itwas wild. Especially during Trump. You
know, all these people they feltlike they had to go after him to

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maintain their status in Hollywood, youknow, and then then you just got
to feed that beast and give themmore, give them more, you know,
like Lopez is a great example ofthat. George is a George made
it on his own. If anybodyanywhere should be just he should get up
every morning and kiss Uncle Sam's actbecause he is living the American dream.

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He is living it. And then, uh, you know, to watch
him go after Trump is just insanelyridiculous. But hey, it's paying the
bills, it's paying it. Andthen this is a funny one. This
just happened like yesterday. Um uh. Kathy Griffin now says that she has
PTSD from the craft that she did. Remember the stunt she did with the

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Trump mask it's severed head. Yeah, yeah, she gave me PTSD.
Well yeah, well she gave mePTSD just at a party one time.
No, I think that was anSTD. Oh wait, no, I
was like, what happened to karatTop? He lost a lot of winking

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karat Top. That's Kathy Griffin.You know, Josh, when you said
you were going to get personal,I thought we'd have to take this to
a public library. You know,they start dancing around. I'm pretty sure
there's a safe space there at allthe libraries now that the whatever goes room.
No I thought you could, youknow, you can pull out your
Bananahammo, just start. That's whatthe drag queens do. Now, it's
story our absolutely, let's call itstory hour man. It'd be good.

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Michael. Did you ever think,I mean, obviously Hollywood has always been,
you know, not conservative, butdid you ever think purveyors of truth,
facts, logic that they would bethe counterculture? I mean, did
you ever see this, you know, on the horizon? Dude? I
called it. I called it.I have a podcast as well, gentlemen,
the Loftest Party. It is apodcast, dude, But I called

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it back in freaking twenty fifteen,twenty sixteen. It was just it was
just the reality it is. Itis a counterculture when all these people listen,
when you're a famous Hollywood actor andthe media is on the side,
and the government is on your side, and the newspapers are all on your
side, and all the studios.Right, you're not the counterculture, right,

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So right? That is that isbeing you know, that is the
conservative movement. And I think that'swhy they don't want these dudes like Ben
Shapiro and Michael Nol. They don'twant those guys going the colleges. That's
why they fight that left and right, because, dude, how great is
that when he fell to a collegeto give to give a lecture or have,

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you know, have a dialogue withsome students and the place goes crazy
and they're throwing tear gas and thecops have to come to defend you.
That's like, that's like the freakingwho in Cincinnati. That's a hardcore is
right? Yeah, no it is. And Mike, you know, the
thing is when I don't know whereit had to have happened during Obama's second

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term, but as Jack was goingafter, it is completely flipped. Now
I want to know. I'm gonnatell damn it, dude. I'm old
enough to remember when the left wasgetting pissed at Ronald Reagan, how Jerry
called him the evil Empire. Ishe trying to start a nuclear war?
It's like, oh yeah, yeah, now we've gone from that to uh,

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you know, they're pissed about that. They were communists in aetizers.
Now all of a sudden, theleft they they want world war with Russia.
They Uh, and I just whendid this whole thing for I am
old enough also to remember when Democratswere stood for the working class people,
when Democrats said they were the partyof the middle class working man. Yeah,

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well middle class working man, myass. As far as that's why
so many people voted for Trump intwenty sixteen, because he was the only
one talking to the middle class.They are not the same left they were
when you and I were in ourearly teens. It's just not happening anymore.
Well, they had, they had, they realized it's funny you bring

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up you know, Ronald Reagan.Reagan was awesome. Reagan was awesome.
However, Uh, they realized backin the in the eighties, said like,
all you have to do is sayhe's Hitler. That's all you have
to do. It's like, ohmy gosh, look what this guy.
Look at this policy thing, Lookwhat he said. He's like Hitler.
He's like Hitler. And every everyconservative Republican presidential candidate then has been worse

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than Hitler. It's just they've they'vetaken all the they've taken the umphs out
of Hitler. But it's wild andthen and then where Trump where Trump succeeded
is they didn't realize they had ahole in their system because they had all
of the printed media, they haveall of the news, they had all
of that, they had it onlock. And then Trump with social media,

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that was the That was the littleAchilles heel right there, and buddy,
they have plugs that gap like crazy. I mean, I was watching
Elon Musk through an interview the othernight and just the amount of what the
federal government is allowing people on Twitterto say and not to say. It's
terrifying. I mean, it's reallyterrifying. And of course no one's no

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one's talking about that. It's crazy, how like these these Twitter files,
you know, and the amount oflike, oh, the FBI's like,
yeah, don't let that person saythat, and the Apartment of Homeland Security,
as he had, don't let themsay that. Let's make that trend
down. And boy, Facebook isplaying ball. Twitter was playing ball.
And then when they killed the HunterBiden laptop story that's directly affecting the outcome

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of an election. That is electioninterference. Huge problems. We have huge
problems, and it's the deep state. And it was always hilarious when when
Trump would talk about the deep state, and then all these people in the
media is like that doesn't exist.That doesn't exist, and now you have
like data and and emails to backit up. Like here they are,

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they're censoring this, they're saying thatthey they're squashing this. And then and
then my god, the other onesay, it's like they just fall like
like apples out of the sky.It's insane. This this leaker, this
guy has all of these documents.Oh, the Ukrainian War that's not going
so well. It's it's like it'sreally going badly. Oh, and America

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has boots on the ground, andand like so we're in the middle of
it. We started a hot warin theory with Russia. And the media
as like, who is this leaker? How did he get these documents?
Hey, dumb shit, was like, how about what the documents say?
Amen? The cziest thing, it'sthe craziest thing. Well, you know,

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I think how they get away withit, Mike. They've they've been
purveyors of misnomers for decades, youknow, I planned parenthood, women's sexual
and reproductive health, extremism, athreat to our democracy. And the scary
part is Twitter files are cracked openpeople read them and they go, well,
that's okay, because you know,we're fighting Stalinesque people here, We're

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fighting Nazis. Now, if aconservative says Nazi all of the sudden,
you're terrible. You hate Jewish people, and you know there are certainly two
sets of rules in this country.But I just I want to read you
two headlines from the last twenty fourhours. And these are not jokes.
This isn't the Mark Blazer show wherethey go, hey, is this is
this? Special inspector says he can'tsay that two billion dollars in USA to

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Afghanistan isn't funding the Taliban. SeniorIRS agent blows whistle alleging bidendj thwarting criminal
prosecution of Hunter Biden. The laptopstory didn't only get killed. Now you
have federal police interfering and essentially coveringfor this guy. These are headlines,
and what's going to happen not adamn thing in my book. I mean,

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I have a hard time. Youknow, this is fun, this
is great, but I'm gonna behonest, I have a hard time sleeping
at night. Where the hell dowe go from here? A dude,
here's like, welcome aboard first ofall, you're gonna be okay, but
like it's it's to have these epiphaniesand to ask these questions and to come

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to these realizations. Here's the wayI see it, and this is just
you know, just me talking.I've given this a lot of thought over
the years. We need an economiccivil war, like a hardcore Ecan civil
war. And like right now,you know, bud bud Light just did
their stupid uh you know ad withthe man an address con man guy.

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Uh oh, I think it's Darrenmcnnuts. So like it's hurting bud Light,
but they will recover. But weneed to fundamentically, everybody, everybody
on the right needs to realize justhow bad it is and like it's it

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just can't be talked. You haveto aggressively support the mom and pop organizations,
the local people who who have yourbelief system, because we're the people
who get shit done. We're theinventors, We're the people who are motivated.
We are the people who have smallbusinesses, and we gotta to stop
stop doing Oh you know what,even though Levi's is trying to like Levi's

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has been doing it for years,trying to change gun laws like Levi's Blue
Jeans, ra Ra America. They'rethey're trying to take away your guns,
and they've been doing it for decades. So it has to be a thing
where Okay, I'm not going tobuy those ever again. But this I'm
gonna it's gonna take me a littlebit more time to go to this guy's
store, but I'm gonna buy that. And I'm never gonna buy a Budweiser

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product again. I'm gonna go tothis other local brewery. And and that's
why. That's seriously, man,that's one of the real reasons when they
when they approached me to do thisshow, this sketch comedy show, that
show Tonight, which everybody should subscribeto that show tonight dot com, Like
cancel your Netflix, cancel your youryour Disney. Plus, I'm not bullshitting

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like you're giving these people. You'regiving these people twenty dollars a month who
hate you. They hate you,and they want to brainwash your children.
I don't know why you would givethem any money. So help help out
a company like mine so we canmake more come. I've already got,
dude, I've got people coming tome. They're like Oh my, I've
got this great documentary. Will youshow it absolutely? Oh I've got a

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feature film at the Comedies about BernieSanders. Would you guys show it absolutely?
So it's like we have to createalternatives to everything, and they watch
these guys and then watch these guysregulate themselves and cacculate the left. When
you when you start playing identity politics, Uh, it's just you just keep

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going down to its individual identities.They always turn on one another. They
will owe it, they will eatthemselves up. And then we'll just be
sitting back and yeah, we'll havewe won't be wearing Levi's jeans, we
won't be drinking bud Light, wewon't be drinking diet coke. We'll be
doing other stuff. But man,we will be financially independent and supporting people

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that the belief in the same principlesthat we believe in. I love this
this, this Mammoth Nation group.What a freaking great idea. And then
there's another one called Public Square thatis an awesome idea. Go to those
guys, buy your stuff through them. And then it's it's yeah, we
we have to do it like yesterday, Like yet, did you see the

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Budweiser. Uh answer, Oh mygod, the most pandering hank a horse
shit I've ever come across in mylife. Michael. It was it like,
if you're going to insult my intelligenceby trying to tell me some dude
looks like a lady is on,you're gonna be on your beer can and

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we're not buying that. You're notgonna convince me that you're a Let me
tell you about a mirror and amiracle, right, shove it up your
ass, pal. Come on,you know you're not kidding anybody. When
they I was like, my jawwas on the floor. And then when
the horse goes chomping by the FreedomTower and I'm like, remember, I'm

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like, did you bitches just invokenine to eleven? Did you nine eleven?
Oh my god. You can justsee them on like Fifth Avenue in
New York going, Okay, here'swhat you do. You messed up with
the whole training thing, So here'swhat you do. I'll say what these
ill billies love. They love red, white and blue. Throw some patriotic
shit out there, marches a clidesdown a rep, make a couple nine

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one one references, and talk aboutGod bless America and have some black chicks
salute the flag. You're good.It's like, it's so disgusting, it's
so gross. Yeah, it's kindof like watching the NFL, isn't it
sometimes. I mean we've seen thesame thing there. They go from you
know BLM and all this, youknow, cultural activism to one week they're
gonna they're gonna highlight the United Statesmilitary and act like they love America.

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It is absolutely disgusting. It soundslike you have some hope. I got
to be honest, Josh and Iwere talking about this off air before this.
I have found that conservatives traditionally don'tput their money where their mouth is.
The Liberals do. They pour aton of money in the bucket.
And for example, we have theUS Senate race coming up here in twenty

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four Shared Brown will raise one hundredmillion dollars and whoever is on that right
side of the aisle it's going torun against, I'm just gonna have to
raise a crap ton of money.How do they do it? Man?
How do the Liberals coalesce around eachother and and really outspend and kind of
sometimes outsmart financially the Republicans. I'lltell you how they do it right now,

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And I tell you how they winelections with emotions. Yeah, they
do it all with emotions and everybody. And this is another one. And
if you're a listener to the LoftestParty podcast, you know I've been talking
about this one for the past coupleof months. It's wild, Like you
watch these videos on YouTube, likeBen Shapiro destroys a college transsection, like,

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oh, yes, he did.He destroys. He has he has
logic, he is spock and he'sa great guy. I'm I'm a huge
fan of Ben Shapiro. Nothing badagainst Ben, but he's he's famous for
facts. Don't care about your feelings. Well, guess what feelings? Don't
care about your facts? And whenthey're running around the countryside and ABC,
NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBCand all the rest are like you,

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guys, if Trump gets back inthe White House, we're all going to
die. It's the end of everything. I'm not lying. I'm telling you
he's a Russian fucking spy. They'relooking into it right now, and they
just it's just emotion. It's justraw emotion. If you look back at
the stat the Trump was putting upcompared to Biden, you can't even touch

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it. But I tell you what, until until the conservative movement starts going
going with some raw emotion. Andunfortunately it's gaining momentum now because things are
so very disturbing, like lack ofsleep, like lack of sleep inducing disturbing.
Was like what's going on in theUkraine, what's going on with our

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economy? And like no one makesthis many mistakes. No, no,
buddy, So everybody senses that too, like shit, this is on purpose,
this is by design, you andI, but anybody physically impossible,
it's not. Yeah, please,so you know. And then on a
different level, Mike socially speaking,now, I don't need to prefer preface

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to anybody who listens to the SavingLiberty podcast here, I don't need to
prefaces to any of any of myMark Blazer show listeners. But I do
not care who marries who per se. I don't It doesn't matter. I
don't care. Are you two crazykids in love? Have fun? I
get it. Whatever, do it. But it is impossible not to notice

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that every single commercial on television andstreaming services today is an inner racial couple
or a gay or lesbian couple.There are no apparently white couples left in
the United States of America. Ijust want to win that happen. My
wife and I didn't get the memowe need to get divorced, and Mary

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like, you know a Chinese guyfor her, and you know a check
from Uganda for me. I didn'tget that memo. Well, first of
all, congratulations on your transition toMark Levin. That was great. I'm
watching TV and I don't know whenthey passed the law, but commercial you

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had the whole thing. I didn'teven read it, did I? Did
I slip into le Okay? Mybad? I had no other impersonation for
you. It's part of it.A lot of it is like this New
World Order and this and the WorldBank. The World Bank has somehow convinced
people that you have to have ahigh ESG score. You know you need

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a you need oh you need ayou need an ESG score, you need
a higher ESG score, and sothey'll make lending more possible and interest rates
lower. If you're like, oh, show us you got some diversity,
Show us you got some equity.Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and
then it's become like a it's likea badge of honor that all of these
commercials do. It's like, oh, not only are we gonna make a

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commercial for Honda, but we're gonnashow people that were down with equity and
all this. Let's have an interracialcouple on blah blah blah. And when
everybody's doing it, then it justbecomes you know, a yawn fest and
and predictable. Yeah, dude,it's not even by the way, it's
not like I want to see morewhite people. No, I'm not saying
that I would like to see Idon't know an Asian couple, a black

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couple, Hispanic couple, like abouta conservative couple or No, was that
asking too much? Well, thatthey would be where if you did a
concern, if if you had amarketing person Jack and you know this and
Michael backed this up, if youwent there, we need to put some
conservatives an add all right, well, obviously they're gonna be burning across in
a white hood since they're conservatives.That's there, that's what they Yeah,

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they characterize all conservatives were all Joefreaking dirt. It is uh, it's
it's it's wild and like it's notgoing to change, Like don't don't hold
your present and wait for it tochange. But it's like going to be.
This is why we have to createour own, our own media.
We just have to take our chipsand the league. It's like, hey,

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enjoy your enjoy your you know,your tide commercial with the guy in
the dress getting dry humped by thewho knows. It's just like, I
don't like enjoy your crazy reality,but I'm gonna be over here in the
real reality. And yeah, mymy, I'm gonna wash my whites in
warm water. Damn it. That'sright, you know. And another serious

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note, you kind of hinted atit. You know, they're actually in
Ohio today the state Senate passed alaw that says, look, if you're
going to invest dollars in like stateteachers retirement system, you have to do
it based on return. It's notbased on whatever social score or ESG.
But the reality is there's there's apush right now, Mike, and you
might know a little bit about thisfor central bank controlled digital currency. And

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you know, the beginning of everydystopian story or nightmare, if you will,
kind of starts with that do youthink people understand how far down the
road we are and how close weare to being China where you know what,
you really can't travel out of yourlittle neighborhood because you protested three years
ago against what the government's doing,and you can't. You can't buy a

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train ticket, or you can't buyan airplane ticket. You got to stay
in your own little community there.Do you think people are awake to what
the hell's going on? No,not even close. They love they love
the convenience it'll be. That's howthat's how it'll be sold. You know.
It's like, oh, just useyour ATM card, you know,
because this that just tap it onthe screen, it's good to go.

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Oh. You know, wouldn't itbe convenient if your ATM card was just
you never had you never even lostit, and you could just have this
microchip and you can just have itunderneath the skin of your hand, and
then you could just wave your handover stuff, you know what. And
because we care about you and thebanks can fail, the government will take
that for you and you will everhave to worry. And then everybody'd be
like, well that all makes sense, that's super convenient. I'll never lose

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my card, and the government's greatand they'd never do anything wrong. And
then all of a sudden you'll betold that you live in a fifteen minute
city. And then all of asudden you'll go to your aunt's house for
Thanksgiving dinner and they'll be like,what do you doing outside your fifteen minute
city? Oh, hell no,you don't have money out here, bitch,
you are penniless. And then peoplewill be shocked, but it'll be

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too late. That's why they hatebitcoin, That's why they hate all That's
why they hate cryptocurrency and all that. Yeah, that's what they cannot ye
can't control it, that can't manipulateit a thousand percent. And you know,
Mike, I've been pretty much.I was raised Baptist Christian, got

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away from religion for a very longtime. I'm I'm not an innately religious
person. I feel like I amin control. I like to feel like
I am in control of some things. But as I've matured and I've gotten
older, and I'm married, andI've got three kids now, and I'm
in my early forties, I'm fortyone now, I look around and I'm

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gonna be honest with you, likeI actually, yeah, I went to
church for Easter service this year.Because everything you're talking about, everything that
Jack and I are talking about,everything that you're doing on this feels like
the Book of Revelation coming to liferight before my very eyes. And you'll

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never find me preaching anywhere or doingthat. But man, I'm telling you,
dude, there's an uncertainty and uneasewithin my soul where it's like,
oh, please make sure you're rightwith the big guy. Like you know,
I'm telling you. I'm telling you, brother, it is visceral right
now, because it just feels likethis. I remember reading this as a
kid and laughing at it and thinkingthis, it's a it is actually feels

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like it's all coming true. It'sit's wild to witness. And then,
like you know, you can godown the rabbit hole and sometimes I just
have to go like full stop,like I can't my brain can't absorb anymore.
Right, But like I really,I sincerely believe that there are there
are a handful of very bad peoplein this world who want things to go

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their way, and they they backcandidates and they pass try to have legislation
path and they do things like GeorgeSoros and Klaus Schwab, you know,
with the World Economic Forum and allthat stuff. And because of the Internet,
we're now more aware of it.And now because of the Internet,
I posted this story at the lofticeparty dot com today. Let me let

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me put it's um representative. Therewas a Democrat named Larry McDonald, Larry
McDonald back in like nineteen He waslike from the seventy I think he was
in from like seventy six to likeeighty three. And this dude, it's
the last interview he gave, buthe's on this talk show going, yes,
there's a very there's a there's anelite group of people who are trying

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to manipulate American politics. This dudewas a Democrat. Wow, and yeah,
and he was in Congress and thenhe starts naming names and you're just
like in shock, and he's like, this is like a legitimate TV show.
Well, a couple weeks later hewas on an airplane that got shot
down by the Russians, and it'sjust like, yes, so many kawinkie

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dinks. So here's the deal.Like Americans, I don't think we like
to be bossed around. At leastwe didn't used to be, back when
we had our swagger, back whenwe still had the Marlborough man, you
know, and shit like that.But I just don't like to be I
don't like to be bossed around.So it's like, oh, you have
to take this vaccine or you're notgonna be allowed to work bullshit. Yeah,

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the fuck I do. I'm nottaking dick. Dude, you'd be
drinking Budweiser. If you were,you would drink him Yeah, Bud if
he was taking it, and Iwouldn't be drinking it through my mouth either.
He'd be boofing it censored. Thatmight be the last episode of Saving
Liberty. I might Did we crossthe line with boofing? Is that where

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the line gets crossed? Oh?There was some movie where John Cena like
they made him like anyway, dude, they poured a beer, they took
a beer bong and put the funnelup his but yeah, oh god,
well my listen, dude, theone thing and you can do two things

(29:45):
right now, and we'll end iton this. I think you need to
love, love your family, love, devote yourself to your family, h
your friends. Dude, You've gottalove. You got to love your friends
and family, and don't be afraidto cut out the toxic, cancerous ones
in your life. And I meanthat that's it's your obligation for your own

(30:08):
personal mental health. It really is. The Second thing we can do is
laugh because they hate to be mocked. They can't stand it when we laugh
at them, and we refuse,I refuse to be bullied. I will
laugh you. I will mock you. Loving and laughing. That feels like
the only that's like the little bitof power I feel like we have right

(30:32):
now, Mike, is to loveand life. You nailed it. And
then because this is this goes handin hand with with you know, my
philosophy as well, you know,as a human being and as a you
know, a guy who started this, you know, the loftest party like
movement thing. It's like, soif I'm going to be the best person
I can be, and my familyand my kids, they're gonna be the

(30:52):
best people they could be. Andthey're gonna know the value of a dollar
before Biden got an office, butthey're gonna know how to work hard and
do the things like you're automatically gonnasoar because the competition for the kids today
they're they're you know, they're justhigh functioning idiots who I had to work
for. So they're gonna fall,They're gonna fall apart and cry. So

(31:14):
your kids are gonna thrive that way, Yeah, and mocking the idiots ridicule,
absolute ridicule. That's why that showtonight. They won't allow us to
advertise on Google, they won't allowus to advertise on YouTube or a lot
of these social media platforms. Butstill we're getting millions of views. Still
we're getting them because like it's undeniable, you know, when it's so,

(31:40):
it's a lot of fun to do, and I dig being an outsider.
It is the new punk rock.Yes, conservatives now are the new hippies.
Baby, I love it. Yeah, well, I prefer punk rock.
I'm not. I wasn't a hippie, I know what you mean.
Yeah right, Patuli's weird. Idon't like it. But however, however,

(32:00):
however, stale beer and cigarette smokeand maybe a little whiff of vomit
from the floor of the punk rockshow, I'm all about that. There
you go, Now we're talking.I'm back in. I'm gonna grow my
hair out and buy some aquanette getsome tight jeans. The eighties are all
over again. Baby, Michaeloftus,off your T shirt. You're good,

(32:21):
You're good to go, you baby. All right, you heard of michaeloft
Pimp all your stuff. Go ahead, pimp ittal right now. Let's go
do it. And everyone go thereonce you're done listening to this podcast.
Okay, So people need to readmy hilarious dystopian novel. It's my first
book and it's called Neither Stunning norBrave. You can get it at Amazon,
written by yours truly, Michaeloftus.And then everyone needs to go to

(32:45):
that show Tonight dot com and subscribeso we can make more delicious content for
more funny, funny minds out thereto be enlightened by. And then the
Loftest Party dot com the loft PartyYouTube channel. They love this party podcast.
It's all there. It's it's you. Really, you really only need

(33:06):
one more podcast in your life,and I think it's the one we're doing
right now. Kids. There yougo, Michael, God bless your patriot,
and uh, I hope to seeyou soon. Brother. Take care
of yourself. Absolutely, we willin studio. It's happening, all right,
love it all right? Good yeto see you
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