April 19, 2024 • 10 mins
Lions and tigers and elephants, OH MY! This week Scotty and Hannah chat about how one Montana town responded to elephants on the loose. Hannah also goes into a rant about crocs and food don't mix.
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(00:01):
It's time for non headline news withScottie and Hannah on the New Mix ninety
nine point five. It's not justnon headline news, it's the extended edition.
Extended edition. Thank you, thepodcast version, if you will.
These are some of the stories thatwe talked about on the radio. Maybe
we can share a little more thanwe did on the radio version because it's
(00:22):
a podcast. Yeah, and getyour real feelings on some stuff, not
the stuff that you hid away inyour heart when we were talking about it.
For example, jelly Roll being sued. Okay, now this was by
that Philadelphia wedding band yeah, namedjelly Roll. Now he obviously probably is
a little more famous at this pointthan they were just a scoch, but
(00:45):
they were jelly Roll first, andthey have proof they trademarked it in twenty
ten. They say they had beenusing the name since nineteen eighty and then
they recently renewed their trademark in twentynineteen. So, according to the lawsuit,
the wedding band is missing out oncelebratory and charitable I can say at
(01:08):
events because of the fact that peoplelook up jelly Roll and they see him
first. I just what are thechances that there's not one, but two
acts by the name of jelly Roll. Was that a good choice on his
part? Are you a big fanof him deciding to use that name?
I mean, listen, I doubthe knew there was a wedding band with
(01:29):
that name, and with all doI'm sure they're very big in the Philadelphia
area, but I've never heard ofthem, and I feel like a majority
of Americans have been. I wouldprobably think that when you're looking up wedding
bands, you might actually put thatin there as a search. You wouldn't
think, who's a good wedding band? Let me just check the word jelly
(01:51):
roll and see if I can geta wedding band. Right. So,
I don't know that this has foundit, but they are a legit band
and they've been around a long time. I'm sure the great I just feel
like this isn't the first time thishas happened, and it's just part I
mean, did you say they trademarkedit? They did? Okay, so
there's legal Yeah, there's legal grounds. Sure. I'm thinking they're going to
(02:12):
get some money out of some sortof settlement perhaps, Yeah, But I
would think in order people would lookup jelly Roll Singer Jelly Rolled, the
delicious sponge cake treat yummy, andthen maybe somewhere down the road you'd find
these guys. You're not wrong.Okay, let's get into another tasty treat.
That's pringles. Yo, me.I love a prinkle. Okay,
my friend Judy and I we do. All these trips together are girls week,
(02:36):
and no matter where we go,pringles are involved. So like sour
cream and onion, original salton vinegar, the triangle of awesomeness of pringles.
There's a new one called watermelon ChiliLime Flavor. I saw that. Okay,
but listen, it's all connected tothis big promotion they're doing with your
favorite footwear, Hannah CROs you puther head most offensive footwear. Why is
(03:01):
why are crocs bothers them? Ijust think they're ugly, Okay, they're
heinous, They're just I just cannotsupport them, and I understand. Oh
but Hannah, they're comfortable. Well, some are other footwear that aren't so
dotty. You could describe Chihuahua's thesame way, but still people love it.
(03:25):
But here, let me explain.Let me explain this. So the
crocs are like boots, and onthese boots is a holster on the side,
and in that holster you can putthe grab and go packs of Pringlesy.
You're not only walking around with theirstylish footwear, but now you've also
got your snacks you're carrying with youright there on your ankles. I will
(03:46):
give the Crocs Corporation that. Yes, I do think that's a little a
little funny, a little cute.I don't quite know if i'd want my
snack next to my feet, butlike I I will give that to Crocs.
Okay, Crocs dot com if you'reinterested. Pringle's not included at the
way, the watermelon chili one.I'm going to the Targa after this.
I will see if I can findany I'd be interested to try them.
(04:09):
Yes, yeah, and do alittle research, maybe bring one in just
say it. Okay. Uber isout with the list they do every year.
It's called the Lost and Found Index. It's the eighth time they've done
it. These are things people leavebehind in their ubers. Okay, the
most forgotten items kind of boring normalstuff clothing, luggage, headphones, wallets,
jewelry, black But the fun stuffis the unusual things that someone would
(04:32):
leave behind, for example, agreat tub of surgical implants. Were these
implants? I saw this for thedairy air region. That is a very
good possibility. How do you justleave that behind? And the implication is
that these people left it and didn'tretrieve it. Like if I had a
(04:55):
box of medical related things that Iaccidentally left. First of all, how
am my accidentally leave it in there? That's something you remember? I would
immediately be like one eight hundred uber, Hey, help, yes, where's
my bodies? I left my bodiesin there? Okay? Uh? Two?
And then I just started thinking,I don't know if this was the
thing. It was like a bigbooty, big booty, big booty.
(05:15):
All right, big booty. Somebodyleft a candle that says see you in
court. I love that a jarof oysters was left behind. Did it
fall out of a grocery bought?Probably, I would think. But that's
when you want You're glad you caughtbefore something horrible happened in your car.
Two containers that had spiders in there. That's just mean, what was it?
(05:41):
Or was it a collect But thenagain, you would have claimed your
spiders, right. I feel likesomeone had it in for that Uber,
drying hot sauce and a breathalyzer.I don't know if those there was together.
Okay, so what's the connection there. Do you beat a breathalyzer by
using hot sauce? I don't Thiswas an entire episode of MythBusters one.
I don't think so. But atthe same time, do you need a
breathalyzer if you're using Uber's services onthe account of they're going to get you
(06:05):
home? Maybe that's why that theyhad failed a breathalyzer. Hot sauce didn't
help, so might as well takean Uber And sorry, this just reminded
me of it. I don't knowif I can share the story about the
time my friend ended up in jailand he never mind, Okay, you
can as far as I'm concerned.And then he got out of jail and
he had to call an Uber tocome pick him up, and he was
(06:26):
It was nothing major. He wasjust arrested for swimming in a pond he
wasn't supposed to be swimming in butyeah, he was. He sands clothing,
no, he had clothes on.He just was at this festival and
decided he was going to swim acrossthis pond and the next thing you know,
he's in Laca. It's funny youend up in prison or jail with
people that do much worse things andyou have to try to act like you're
(06:48):
somebody that did something, or they'llpick on you. He's like, I
was just swimming in a pond.In a pond. Okay. Finally we
end with the elephant story. Ohyes, an elephant caught on camera in
Montana, just cruise in the streets. Come to find out it was from
the Jordan World Circus and he hadescaped apparently from the show. Folks who
(07:14):
caught the unusual moment on camera sharedwith a TV station there in Montana,
only in Butte where you go andfriend, says one woman on video.
Then apparently the elephant took a breakand decided to take a dump on someone's
lawn. Oh do you remember thatscene in Jurassic Park. It's the third
(07:39):
one with Talon and they're digging throughthe piles of ccs to get the phone.
That is what I picture on somepoor little old lady's front lawn.
That was the Oh yeah, yeah, because they could they needed to call.
It was the the satellite phone.Yeah, exactly, Okay, I'm
wondering, See, this is whatwould have been fun. Don't mention it.
(08:01):
If you're a neighbor and you sawwhat happen, don't mention it.
Just wait for that person to gethome from work that day. They pull
in the driveway, they look intheir yard and they're like, hold on
a minute, what has happened here? I don't know. I saw a
video of not the disposal, butof the elephant like running down the interstate
(08:22):
in Montana, and like, canyou imagine being in like a little sea
bring three hundred and all of asudden, like here comes the elephant from
Tarzana. Yes, Tantor has madehis way through. Thank you. There
was a time where I did athing with a zoo. Okay, and
(08:43):
you're fortunate you weren't my co hostthen, because they invited her to take
part in something not me. Didshe get to ride the elephant? No,
they had her. This was abehind the scenes look at the zoo.
Put on this glove. I wantyou to read, oh, reach
into the back end of this elephant. And I don't know exactly why was
(09:07):
this a some sort of hazing thatwas going on. Perhaps was this something
that goes on behind the scenes withelephants that we just don't know about.
You know, you have the thingsyou do with cats. Sometimes you have
to extract things. Yes, yes, so perhaps that's like the world's worst
version of that elephant. I loveending on a note like that. Yeah,
(09:28):
that was lovely. That was that. My poor lady who had to
do that. I feel bad forher. Yeah, you know what you
listen. I will do a lotof things for this show, but I
think that is where I drop alot. Would you have drawn the line,
I'd be like, nope, I'mgood, but thank you. You're
like, well, this is fascinating. I didn't even know. I didn't
know elephants atecorn. But okay,I was going to go to lunch,
(09:52):
but I don't think anymore. I'mhelping you with your eating issues. Yes,
thank you. You will not bedoing that anytime soon. All right.
That's gonna wrap it up for us. If you stuck with us this
long, God bless your soul exactly, and we'll see you next time.
On non headline news. I can'teven say it, non headline News.
The Extended Elephant Edition
It's time for non headline news withScottie and Hannah on the New Mix ninety
nine point five. It's not justnon headline news, it's the extended edition.
Extended edition. Thank you, thepodcast version, if you will.
These are some of the stories thatwe talked about on the radio. Maybe
we can share a little more thanwe did on the radio version because it's
(00:22):
a podcast. Yeah, and getyour real feelings on some stuff, not
the stuff that you hid away inyour heart when we were talking about it.
For example, jelly Roll being sued. Okay, now this was by
that Philadelphia wedding band yeah, namedjelly Roll. Now he obviously probably is
a little more famous at this pointthan they were just a scoch, but
(00:45):
they were jelly Roll first, andthey have proof they trademarked it in twenty
ten. They say they had beenusing the name since nineteen eighty and then
they recently renewed their trademark in twentynineteen. So, according to the lawsuit,
the wedding band is missing out oncelebratory and charitable I can say at
(01:08):
events because of the fact that peoplelook up jelly Roll and they see him
first. I just what are thechances that there's not one, but two
acts by the name of jelly Roll. Was that a good choice on his
part? Are you a big fanof him deciding to use that name?
I mean, listen, I doubthe knew there was a wedding band with
(01:29):
that name, and with all doI'm sure they're very big in the Philadelphia
area, but I've never heard ofthem, and I feel like a majority
of Americans have been. I wouldprobably think that when you're looking up wedding
bands, you might actually put thatin there as a search. You wouldn't
think, who's a good wedding band? Let me just check the word jelly
(01:51):
roll and see if I can geta wedding band. Right. So,
I don't know that this has foundit, but they are a legit band
and they've been around a long time. I'm sure the great I just feel
like this isn't the first time thishas happened, and it's just part I
mean, did you say they trademarkedit? They did? Okay, so
there's legal Yeah, there's legal grounds. Sure. I'm thinking they're going to
(02:12):
get some money out of some sortof settlement perhaps, Yeah, But I
would think in order people would lookup jelly Roll Singer Jelly Rolled, the
delicious sponge cake treat yummy, andthen maybe somewhere down the road you'd find
these guys. You're not wrong.Okay, let's get into another tasty treat.
That's pringles. Yo, me.I love a prinkle. Okay,
my friend Judy and I we do. All these trips together are girls week,
(02:36):
and no matter where we go,pringles are involved. So like sour
cream and onion, original salton vinegar, the triangle of awesomeness of pringles.
There's a new one called watermelon ChiliLime Flavor. I saw that. Okay,
but listen, it's all connected tothis big promotion they're doing with your
favorite footwear, Hannah CROs you puther head most offensive footwear. Why is
(03:01):
why are crocs bothers them? Ijust think they're ugly, Okay, they're
heinous, They're just I just cannotsupport them, and I understand. Oh
but Hannah, they're comfortable. Well, some are other footwear that aren't so
dotty. You could describe Chihuahua's thesame way, but still people love it.
(03:25):
But here, let me explain.Let me explain this. So the
crocs are like boots, and onthese boots is a holster on the side,
and in that holster you can putthe grab and go packs of Pringlesy.
You're not only walking around with theirstylish footwear, but now you've also
got your snacks you're carrying with youright there on your ankles. I will
(03:46):
give the Crocs Corporation that. Yes, I do think that's a little a
little funny, a little cute.I don't quite know if i'd want my
snack next to my feet, butlike I I will give that to Crocs.
Okay, Crocs dot com if you'reinterested. Pringle's not included at the
way, the watermelon chili one.I'm going to the Targa after this.
I will see if I can findany I'd be interested to try them.
(04:09):
Yes, yeah, and do alittle research, maybe bring one in just
say it. Okay. Uber isout with the list they do every year.
It's called the Lost and Found Index. It's the eighth time they've done
it. These are things people leavebehind in their ubers. Okay, the
most forgotten items kind of boring normalstuff clothing, luggage, headphones, wallets,
jewelry, black But the fun stuffis the unusual things that someone would
(04:32):
leave behind, for example, agreat tub of surgical implants. Were these
implants? I saw this for thedairy air region. That is a very
good possibility. How do you justleave that behind? And the implication is
that these people left it and didn'tretrieve it. Like if I had a
(04:55):
box of medical related things that Iaccidentally left. First of all, how
am my accidentally leave it in there? That's something you remember? I would
immediately be like one eight hundred uber, Hey, help, yes, where's
my bodies? I left my bodiesin there? Okay? Uh? Two?
And then I just started thinking,I don't know if this was the
thing. It was like a bigbooty, big booty, big booty.
(05:15):
All right, big booty. Somebodyleft a candle that says see you in
court. I love that a jarof oysters was left behind. Did it
fall out of a grocery bought?Probably, I would think. But that's
when you want You're glad you caughtbefore something horrible happened in your car.
Two containers that had spiders in there. That's just mean, what was it?
(05:41):
Or was it a collect But thenagain, you would have claimed your
spiders, right. I feel likesomeone had it in for that Uber,
drying hot sauce and a breathalyzer.I don't know if those there was together.
Okay, so what's the connection there. Do you beat a breathalyzer by
using hot sauce? I don't Thiswas an entire episode of MythBusters one.
I don't think so. But atthe same time, do you need a
breathalyzer if you're using Uber's services onthe account of they're going to get you
(06:05):
home? Maybe that's why that theyhad failed a breathalyzer. Hot sauce didn't
help, so might as well takean Uber And sorry, this just reminded
me of it. I don't knowif I can share the story about the
time my friend ended up in jailand he never mind, Okay, you
can as far as I'm concerned.And then he got out of jail and
he had to call an Uber tocome pick him up, and he was
(06:26):
It was nothing major. He wasjust arrested for swimming in a pond he
wasn't supposed to be swimming in butyeah, he was. He sands clothing,
no, he had clothes on.He just was at this festival and
decided he was going to swim acrossthis pond and the next thing you know,
he's in Laca. It's funny youend up in prison or jail with
people that do much worse things andyou have to try to act like you're
(06:48):
somebody that did something, or they'llpick on you. He's like, I
was just swimming in a pond.In a pond. Okay. Finally we
end with the elephant story. Ohyes, an elephant caught on camera in
Montana, just cruise in the streets. Come to find out it was from
the Jordan World Circus and he hadescaped apparently from the show. Folks who
(07:14):
caught the unusual moment on camera sharedwith a TV station there in Montana,
only in Butte where you go andfriend, says one woman on video.
Then apparently the elephant took a breakand decided to take a dump on someone's
lawn. Oh do you remember thatscene in Jurassic Park. It's the third
(07:39):
one with Talon and they're digging throughthe piles of ccs to get the phone.
That is what I picture on somepoor little old lady's front lawn.
That was the Oh yeah, yeah, because they could they needed to call.
It was the the satellite phone.Yeah, exactly, Okay, I'm
wondering, See, this is whatwould have been fun. Don't mention it.
(08:01):
If you're a neighbor and you sawwhat happen, don't mention it.
Just wait for that person to gethome from work that day. They pull
in the driveway, they look intheir yard and they're like, hold on
a minute, what has happened here? I don't know. I saw a
video of not the disposal, butof the elephant like running down the interstate
(08:22):
in Montana, and like, canyou imagine being in like a little sea
bring three hundred and all of asudden, like here comes the elephant from
Tarzana. Yes, Tantor has madehis way through. Thank you. There
was a time where I did athing with a zoo. Okay, and
(08:43):
you're fortunate you weren't my co hostthen, because they invited her to take
part in something not me. Didshe get to ride the elephant? No,
they had her. This was abehind the scenes look at the zoo.
Put on this glove. I wantyou to read, oh, reach
into the back end of this elephant. And I don't know exactly why was
(09:07):
this a some sort of hazing thatwas going on. Perhaps was this something
that goes on behind the scenes withelephants that we just don't know about.
You know, you have the thingsyou do with cats. Sometimes you have
to extract things. Yes, yes, so perhaps that's like the world's worst
version of that elephant. I loveending on a note like that. Yeah,
(09:28):
that was lovely. That was that. My poor lady who had to
do that. I feel bad forher. Yeah, you know what you
listen. I will do a lotof things for this show, but I
think that is where I drop alot. Would you have drawn the line,
I'd be like, nope, I'mgood, but thank you. You're
like, well, this is fascinating. I didn't even know. I didn't
know elephants atecorn. But okay,I was going to go to lunch,
(09:52):
but I don't think anymore. I'mhelping you with your eating issues. Yes,
thank you. You will not bedoing that anytime soon. All right.
That's gonna wrap it up for us. If you stuck with us this
long, God bless your soul exactly, and we'll see you next time.
On non headline news. I can'teven say it, non headline News.
The Extended Elephant Edition
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