March 8, 2024 • 7 mins
Is a real life Jurassic Park about to happen? Scotty and Hannah discuss on this week's episode. Oh, and Scotty is bitten by a scorpion...
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(00:01):
It's time for non headline news withScotty and Hannah on the New Mix ninety
nine point five. I'd be scScotty, that'd be Hannah right there.
Oh Hi, what do we gottoday? Well, I gotta tell you
we're going to do a variety ofthings there. There is no rhyme nor
reason. As they say, Ilike some kick organized chaos. Is that
what we're going to call them?Yeah, I guess. So we'll start
(00:21):
with science, the weird stuff.Colossal Biosciences Okay, which calls itself the
world's first d extinction company, madea breakthrough. They're trying to bring back
the wooly mammoth. Some things arebetter, Like it's like the McRib.
You don't have to bring it backagain. Well, that'd be delicious McRib
(00:42):
with a wooly mammoth comanut. Yougotta imagine that's what they had on the
side of Fred Flintstone's car when heticked over. But they have successfully created
simstell assists stem cells that can bereprogrammed into other types of cells. They've
converted elephant cells into to an embryoticstate, so they believe they're a step
(01:03):
closer. Listen there's a little movieseries, perhaps you've heard of it,
called Jurassic Park and look what happened. Yeah, well, I was thinking
of of getting a giant fence andputting these behind and have people pay to
come see them and all of that. But you're saying that's a bad idea.
And when one stomps on you,I don't want to say. I'm
(01:23):
going to say I told you so, But I told you so, and
by the way, I feel likeI should tell you. Their intent is
not to actually have an original woolymammoth, but they want to doctor these
elephants and then they want to putthem into Siberia to slow down the melting
of the perma frost. Huh.So they're kind of getting mammoth proxies.
(01:47):
That is crazy. I guess.I don't know the science behind how they're
going to stop the perma frost,but are like from melting, right huh.
And then they also say they wantto do the Tasmanian tiger and the
Dodo bird. Well, I meanthe Dodo bird's cute. I don't think
that bird can't harm you, rightright? Well, we never wait a
minute, hold on, I thinkI'm getting the Dodo bird confused with something
(02:09):
else. We really don't know.We've never had them in our lifetime,
so what were they capable of withhumans? We really don't know. M
Okay, let's move on. Ifyou're really into I don't know, your
favorite movie or artists so much thatyou'd like to have a special experience,
you're probably doing some set jetting.Ooh, what is set jetting? This
(02:31):
is something especially the younger generations aretending toward. When they choose vacation sites.
They'll go to a place that wasa filming location of their favorite movie
or TV series, or they'll flyaway to see a concert somewhere and then
experience that area. This doesn't soundfamiliar at all. Who went to London
(02:51):
to see Shanai Twin? Oh?Hi, it's me, but no,
I think this is right. I'vedone this like Game of Thrones. I
unintentionally went to a bunch of spotsin Iceland. So I get it.
It's cool. I'm down for it. My family wants to go to New
Zealand, not because of all thethings you think you could do in New
Zealand, but it's all about thehobbit. So someone who has just started
I literally just finished the first Lordof the Rings. Kind of disappointed with
(03:14):
the ending because it didn't wrap itup. But whatever, that's neither here
nor there. I can see likewatching, I'm like, this is beautiful.
But if you're choosing New Zealand orlet's say Australia, butch you're not
that far from each other, youget the hobbit on one. The other
one you get animals that eat you. It's funny you bring this up.
I was talking to my friend theother day, my travel buddy, about
(03:35):
how it's my goal to go toall seven continents, right, and I
go, you know, I thinkit was Australia, but New Zealand is
technically on the Australian continent plate,so I think I'm going to settle with
that in stuff. Okay, wellyou might be safer, say for exactly,
and you might see a hobbit.We'll see, okay, heartwarming you
ready for heartwarming. We'll get toweird. Don't worry, we'll get right
through this. This just had tobe shared. Kelsey and Tyler. It's
(03:58):
a love story, an unexpected twist. They were set to get married.
They were going down memory lane,flipping through old family photo albums and Kelsey's
baby book was there. Oh,there they found a picture of a nurse
taking Kelsey's footprints. No, itwas Tyler's mom. She was a nurse
and was the one that was rightthere when he was or when she was
(04:23):
born. Mary Ann is her name. The coincident got better when they found
a certificate that Kelsey's mother had received, featuring none other than Mary Anne's distinctive
handwriting. Oh cute, something horrible. Some things are just meant to be.
I guess I love those kind ofstories where it was like we were
connected before we actually connected. Imeant. I've seen the one from Disney
(04:43):
where someone had a picture of theirfamily and in the background you could see
the person that young person ended upmarrying with their family. Crazy stuff.
Okay, this one not nearly asfun. Perhaps, Las Vegas guy named
Michael, He's from Agora Hills,California, enjoying a little, a little
(05:04):
gambling, the shows and all thefun things Vegas has to offer, went
into his nice hotel, slipped intothe covers, and woke up with a
stabbing pain in his private area.It felt like sharp glass or a knife,
and he said he got up wentto the restroom and saw a scorpion
hanging on Yeah, underwear. Canyou like what's more shocking at that point,
(05:29):
Like, oh, there's a pain, or when you go turn the
light on and the pain is literallyhanging off of you. Do you ever
get those phantom like stings or painsand you think and you like, I've
done that freak out thing right,move my hand down there to wipe the
leg or whatever, and there's everanything. But now with this in mind,
enjoy your sleep. By the way, this was the Venetian. It's
(05:51):
like, what like if this wasat the roach coach off the strip,
I would get it. I'd belike, well, that's probably about on
park. But like, the Venetianis a classy place. Some of in
the desert you can get a venomousscorpions. Yeah, most of the US
we don't have those. But stillthey always say, oh, don't worry,
it's not venomous. Okay, well, enjoy the sting. Yeah,
(06:15):
I don't care if it's v Igot zapped when I was a kid by
a scorpion. At the time,I was camping with my family and it
got me on the arm and thenwe turned on the light. We didn't
know what had happened, if I'dbeen snake bitten or whatever. And the
scorpion comes up my dad's chest onhis sleeping bag, and they grabbed by
Teddy Bear. And it took alot to get this thing down because a
(06:36):
Teddy Bear is not the best weapon, and they kept zapping it and it
was just getting madder at some point. But I don't remember. I don't
remember even going to the hospital ormore important question, what happened to Teddy
afterwards? Well, I guess Ikept using it because it was still part
of my life. But it wasjust a I kept looking at it,
like, you know, what you'vedone, Teddy, but protected us.
(06:59):
That's what he did, That's whathe was there for. And by the
way, I'm not going to implythat this guy was faking this scorpion thing,
but he did get his hotel compedfor his whole time. They find
the scorpion like didn't run away,like no, but like after yeah,
it was dangling. Yeah, Iguess how do you even get that off
of? You will have lots ofquestions. Yeah, I'm guessing there's some
(07:23):
sort of ice bucket involved ice BucketChallenge that's what those are used for these
days. I guess uh, thereyou go. And with that happy note,
we'll call it for this edition ofNon Headline News the Extended Edition
It's time for non headline news withScotty and Hannah on the New Mix ninety
nine point five. I'd be scScotty, that'd be Hannah right there.
Oh Hi, what do we gottoday? Well, I gotta tell you
we're going to do a variety ofthings there. There is no rhyme nor
reason. As they say, Ilike some kick organized chaos. Is that
what we're going to call them?Yeah, I guess. So we'll start
(00:21):
with science, the weird stuff.Colossal Biosciences Okay, which calls itself the
world's first d extinction company, madea breakthrough. They're trying to bring back
the wooly mammoth. Some things arebetter, Like it's like the McRib.
You don't have to bring it backagain. Well, that'd be delicious McRib
(00:42):
with a wooly mammoth comanut. Yougotta imagine that's what they had on the
side of Fred Flintstone's car when heticked over. But they have successfully created
simstell assists stem cells that can bereprogrammed into other types of cells. They've
converted elephant cells into to an embryoticstate, so they believe they're a step
(01:03):
closer. Listen there's a little movieseries, perhaps you've heard of it,
called Jurassic Park and look what happened. Yeah, well, I was thinking
of of getting a giant fence andputting these behind and have people pay to
come see them and all of that. But you're saying that's a bad idea.
And when one stomps on you,I don't want to say. I'm
(01:23):
going to say I told you so, But I told you so, and
by the way, I feel likeI should tell you. Their intent is
not to actually have an original woolymammoth, but they want to doctor these
elephants and then they want to putthem into Siberia to slow down the melting
of the perma frost. Huh.So they're kind of getting mammoth proxies.
(01:47):
That is crazy. I guess.I don't know the science behind how they're
going to stop the perma frost,but are like from melting, right huh.
And then they also say they wantto do the Tasmanian tiger and the
Dodo bird. Well, I meanthe Dodo bird's cute. I don't think
that bird can't harm you, rightright? Well, we never wait a
minute, hold on, I thinkI'm getting the Dodo bird confused with something
(02:09):
else. We really don't know.We've never had them in our lifetime,
so what were they capable of withhumans? We really don't know. M
Okay, let's move on. Ifyou're really into I don't know, your
favorite movie or artists so much thatyou'd like to have a special experience,
you're probably doing some set jetting.Ooh, what is set jetting? This
(02:31):
is something especially the younger generations aretending toward. When they choose vacation sites.
They'll go to a place that wasa filming location of their favorite movie
or TV series, or they'll flyaway to see a concert somewhere and then
experience that area. This doesn't soundfamiliar at all. Who went to London
(02:51):
to see Shanai Twin? Oh?Hi, it's me, but no,
I think this is right. I'vedone this like Game of Thrones. I
unintentionally went to a bunch of spotsin Iceland. So I get it.
It's cool. I'm down for it. My family wants to go to New
Zealand, not because of all thethings you think you could do in New
Zealand, but it's all about thehobbit. So someone who has just started
I literally just finished the first Lordof the Rings. Kind of disappointed with
(03:14):
the ending because it didn't wrap itup. But whatever, that's neither here
nor there. I can see likewatching, I'm like, this is beautiful.
But if you're choosing New Zealand orlet's say Australia, butch you're not
that far from each other, youget the hobbit on one. The other
one you get animals that eat you. It's funny you bring this up.
I was talking to my friend theother day, my travel buddy, about
(03:35):
how it's my goal to go toall seven continents, right, and I
go, you know, I thinkit was Australia, but New Zealand is
technically on the Australian continent plate,so I think I'm going to settle with
that in stuff. Okay, wellyou might be safer, say for exactly,
and you might see a hobbit.We'll see, okay, heartwarming you
ready for heartwarming. We'll get toweird. Don't worry, we'll get right
through this. This just had tobe shared. Kelsey and Tyler. It's
(03:58):
a love story, an unexpected twist. They were set to get married.
They were going down memory lane,flipping through old family photo albums and Kelsey's
baby book was there. Oh,there they found a picture of a nurse
taking Kelsey's footprints. No, itwas Tyler's mom. She was a nurse
and was the one that was rightthere when he was or when she was
(04:23):
born. Mary Ann is her name. The coincident got better when they found
a certificate that Kelsey's mother had received, featuring none other than Mary Anne's distinctive
handwriting. Oh cute, something horrible. Some things are just meant to be.
I guess I love those kind ofstories where it was like we were
connected before we actually connected. Imeant. I've seen the one from Disney
(04:43):
where someone had a picture of theirfamily and in the background you could see
the person that young person ended upmarrying with their family. Crazy stuff.
Okay, this one not nearly asfun. Perhaps, Las Vegas guy named
Michael, He's from Agora Hills,California, enjoying a little, a little
(05:04):
gambling, the shows and all thefun things Vegas has to offer, went
into his nice hotel, slipped intothe covers, and woke up with a
stabbing pain in his private area.It felt like sharp glass or a knife,
and he said he got up wentto the restroom and saw a scorpion
hanging on Yeah, underwear. Canyou like what's more shocking at that point,
(05:29):
Like, oh, there's a pain, or when you go turn the
light on and the pain is literallyhanging off of you. Do you ever
get those phantom like stings or painsand you think and you like, I've
done that freak out thing right,move my hand down there to wipe the
leg or whatever, and there's everanything. But now with this in mind,
enjoy your sleep. By the way, this was the Venetian. It's
(05:51):
like, what like if this wasat the roach coach off the strip,
I would get it. I'd belike, well, that's probably about on
park. But like, the Venetianis a classy place. Some of in
the desert you can get a venomousscorpions. Yeah, most of the US
we don't have those. But stillthey always say, oh, don't worry,
it's not venomous. Okay, well, enjoy the sting. Yeah,
(06:15):
I don't care if it's v Igot zapped when I was a kid by
a scorpion. At the time,I was camping with my family and it
got me on the arm and thenwe turned on the light. We didn't
know what had happened, if I'dbeen snake bitten or whatever. And the
scorpion comes up my dad's chest onhis sleeping bag, and they grabbed by
Teddy Bear. And it took alot to get this thing down because a
(06:36):
Teddy Bear is not the best weapon, and they kept zapping it and it
was just getting madder at some point. But I don't remember. I don't
remember even going to the hospital ormore important question, what happened to Teddy
afterwards? Well, I guess Ikept using it because it was still part
of my life. But it wasjust a I kept looking at it,
like, you know, what you'vedone, Teddy, but protected us.
(06:59):
That's what he did, That's whathe was there for. And by the
way, I'm not going to implythat this guy was faking this scorpion thing,
but he did get his hotel compedfor his whole time. They find
the scorpion like didn't run away,like no, but like after yeah,
it was dangling. Yeah, Iguess how do you even get that off
of? You will have lots ofquestions. Yeah, I'm guessing there's some
(07:23):
sort of ice bucket involved ice BucketChallenge that's what those are used for these
days. I guess uh, thereyou go. And with that happy note,
we'll call it for this edition ofNon Headline News the Extended Edition
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