November 10, 2023 • 6 mins
If you learn anything today, don't sponge off your parents and always check your drink.
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(00:00):
Welcome to the extended version of NonHeadline News. It's Scotty and Hannah.
How are you. I'm good.I'm going to be even better once we
get into these stories. Some ofthem today are priceless. I love this.
We kind of set these aside sometimesand I haven't seen them in a
while until we do the podcast,and then I'm just I giggle, I
giggle inside the gift that keeps ongiving it. Well, start with this
(00:20):
one. You'll remember this one becauseI remember you you thought it was hilarious.
There's a woman in northern Italy whowon a court order suing her sons
to have them removed from her house. Nah. Now, these are grown
men, forty and forty two yearsold. Dare they like just sponge offing
(00:41):
off your poor mother? The twosons, described in the court papers by
their mother as parasites, had beenliving in the family apartment without contributing financially
or helping around the house. Bothsons are employed, by the way,
so I'm guess there's a lot ofvideo games. And how much money do
they have in their savings account?That's what I would like you to know
that. Yeah, well they haveuntil the end of the year to vacate
(01:04):
the premises. According to a CNNreport, the men actually hired lawyers to
fight the case and argued that Italianparents are required by law to take care
of their children as long as necessary. At forty years old, you still
can't take care of yourself. Alawyer for the men told local media that
the sons had not decided if theywould appeal, and according to a report,
(01:27):
seventy percent of people in Italy betweenthe ages of eighteen and thirty four
still live at home. Can youimagine how awkward those family dinners are because
I'm guessing these two can't cook forthemselves, so Mom's still providing for them
at some level. And as muchas I'm like, shame on you,
I also questioning, like, whyare your kids still in the house at
forty Like is that a parenting fly? I don't. Apparently that's picked up
(01:49):
a lot in the USA, thecost of housing and such. There's a
huge percentage for us, not seventypercent, but there was for me growing
up. I just had this itwould be embarrassing if I stay at home
and live there. So I havea friend who from high school who still
lives at home with her parents.We don't understand it, we don't get
it. By the sounds of it, she has no desire to move out.
(02:10):
Like how much money must you have? Like can you imagine the amount
you'd save if you didn't have topay mortgage or rent every month? And
this poor woman had retired, shewas on a fixed income, and it
was like just too much for her. We were glad they saw it her
way. Okay, here's a story. We always hear these stories from Florida.
So they've decided, I guess,to just embrace it, lean into
(02:30):
it. They have the Florida ManGames coming up in February. Who is
ready for beer belly wrestling? Ohgosh, so this is gonna happen in
Augustine, Florida. Okay, theself described most insane athletic that might be
a stretch showdown on Earth will featurethe Evading Arrest obstacle course that's funny,
(02:54):
complete with real officers, a Catfive cash grab booth, and beer belly
wrestling. This is a level ofentertainment I do not understand. I do
not get. However, if itis your thing, go and have fun.
And kudos to the state for leaninginto the like trashiness the right world.
This does not say there's a mulletcontest. I'm very disappointed, but
(03:17):
they say it's it isn't a competition, it's a spectacle. So just come
and enjoy yourself. Okay, allright. The Utah grub hub customer that
has been in the news, wewere not able to talk about this on
the radio version of this. Okay, what are we talking about? So
let me tell you this story.Hannah Caleb Wood ordered a shaken French fries
(03:38):
from a reputable place through a deliveryservice, and then you had to prepare
yourself to be grossed out, hesaid. He started eating the meal,
he put a straw in his cup, took a sip, and discovered that
the yellow substance, Oh my gosh, it wasn't mountain dew was it?
(04:01):
That was in the cup had comefrom the grub I'm sorry. The driver
from the delivery service, oh,oh, no ew. How do you
like it? No? Yeah,the customer told the delivery person, do
you realize this is you know what? And the driver said he mixed up
two styrofoam cups and apologized. No. I need more than an apology for
(04:27):
that. I need medical testing,and I need lawsuits? And how do
you like report that? Like doyou report it to grubub? Do you
call nine one one? Like?Where? How busy are you doing this
job that you could not find aplace? And you right, I understand
you're on a road trip in themiddle of nowhere and you have no other
option, But like you're in asuburban neighborhood. How many tooth brushings would
(04:49):
it take for you to ever feellike like you're okay again? Oh?
God, I know I would needmy stomach pump is the you can't amputate
that part of your body? Allright? And we'll end with this story.
And this is one that could affectany of us at any given point.
Urine No. The FAA worries aboutthe increasing junk and space and is
(05:15):
warning that one person could be killedevery two years by falling space debris.
The agency wants better tracking, andthe FAA also believes that twenty eight thousand
pieces of space debris could survive reentry, posing a hazard to life on Earth.
(05:36):
So get ready for it. Iimagine like life insurance claim if one
falls on your house, how doyou explain that to your insurance company?
They're like, oh, well,part of the space station fell on my
house. I know you don't,but you know I've told you this before.
This is how I go out.It's going to be a store,
(05:57):
it's story. I'm going to goout in some way that make man dies
from space gunk, that makes peoplekind of laugh. That's just what's going
to happen. Now. Are weallowed to chuckle out your funeral? Yes,
we're very sad. We're wish youwere still with us. Like that's
the level of card I will allowit to. Okay, thank you.
By the way, the chances ofyou being the one one in seven point
nine billion, but you're saying there'sa chance, it's like it's like the
(06:24):
world's worst and most dangerous lottery andI am bound to win it. At
least you won something. Hey,I went out a winner, and that
is going to do it. Forthis edition of Non Headline News, I'm
Scottie. That's Hannah. We'll seeyou next time.
Welcome to the extended version of NonHeadline News. It's Scotty and Hannah.
How are you. I'm good.I'm going to be even better once we
get into these stories. Some ofthem today are priceless. I love this.
We kind of set these aside sometimesand I haven't seen them in a
while until we do the podcast,and then I'm just I giggle, I
giggle inside the gift that keeps ongiving it. Well, start with this
(00:20):
one. You'll remember this one becauseI remember you you thought it was hilarious.
There's a woman in northern Italy whowon a court order suing her sons
to have them removed from her house. Nah. Now, these are grown
men, forty and forty two yearsold. Dare they like just sponge offing
(00:41):
off your poor mother? The twosons, described in the court papers by
their mother as parasites, had beenliving in the family apartment without contributing financially
or helping around the house. Bothsons are employed, by the way,
so I'm guess there's a lot ofvideo games. And how much money do
they have in their savings account?That's what I would like you to know
that. Yeah, well they haveuntil the end of the year to vacate
(01:04):
the premises. According to a CNNreport, the men actually hired lawyers to
fight the case and argued that Italianparents are required by law to take care
of their children as long as necessary. At forty years old, you still
can't take care of yourself. Alawyer for the men told local media that
the sons had not decided if theywould appeal, and according to a report,
(01:27):
seventy percent of people in Italy betweenthe ages of eighteen and thirty four
still live at home. Can youimagine how awkward those family dinners are because
I'm guessing these two can't cook forthemselves, so Mom's still providing for them
at some level. And as muchas I'm like, shame on you,
I also questioning, like, whyare your kids still in the house at
forty Like is that a parenting fly? I don't. Apparently that's picked up
(01:49):
a lot in the USA, thecost of housing and such. There's a
huge percentage for us, not seventypercent, but there was for me growing
up. I just had this itwould be embarrassing if I stay at home
and live there. So I havea friend who from high school who still
lives at home with her parents.We don't understand it, we don't get
it. By the sounds of it, she has no desire to move out.
(02:10):
Like how much money must you have? Like can you imagine the amount
you'd save if you didn't have topay mortgage or rent every month? And
this poor woman had retired, shewas on a fixed income, and it
was like just too much for her. We were glad they saw it her
way. Okay, here's a story. We always hear these stories from Florida.
So they've decided, I guess,to just embrace it, lean into
(02:30):
it. They have the Florida ManGames coming up in February. Who is
ready for beer belly wrestling? Ohgosh, so this is gonna happen in
Augustine, Florida. Okay, theself described most insane athletic that might be
a stretch showdown on Earth will featurethe Evading Arrest obstacle course that's funny,
(02:54):
complete with real officers, a Catfive cash grab booth, and beer belly
wrestling. This is a level ofentertainment I do not understand. I do
not get. However, if itis your thing, go and have fun.
And kudos to the state for leaninginto the like trashiness the right world.
This does not say there's a mulletcontest. I'm very disappointed, but
(03:17):
they say it's it isn't a competition, it's a spectacle. So just come
and enjoy yourself. Okay, allright. The Utah grub hub customer that
has been in the news, wewere not able to talk about this on
the radio version of this. Okay, what are we talking about? So
let me tell you this story.Hannah Caleb Wood ordered a shaken French fries
(03:38):
from a reputable place through a deliveryservice, and then you had to prepare
yourself to be grossed out, hesaid. He started eating the meal,
he put a straw in his cup, took a sip, and discovered that
the yellow substance, Oh my gosh, it wasn't mountain dew was it?
(04:01):
That was in the cup had comefrom the grub I'm sorry. The driver
from the delivery service, oh,oh, no ew. How do you
like it? No? Yeah,the customer told the delivery person, do
you realize this is you know what? And the driver said he mixed up
two styrofoam cups and apologized. No. I need more than an apology for
(04:27):
that. I need medical testing,and I need lawsuits? And how do
you like report that? Like doyou report it to grubub? Do you
call nine one one? Like?Where? How busy are you doing this
job that you could not find aplace? And you right, I understand
you're on a road trip in themiddle of nowhere and you have no other
option, But like you're in asuburban neighborhood. How many tooth brushings would
(04:49):
it take for you to ever feellike like you're okay again? Oh?
God, I know I would needmy stomach pump is the you can't amputate
that part of your body? Allright? And we'll end with this story.
And this is one that could affectany of us at any given point.
Urine No. The FAA worries aboutthe increasing junk and space and is
(05:15):
warning that one person could be killedevery two years by falling space debris.
The agency wants better tracking, andthe FAA also believes that twenty eight thousand
pieces of space debris could survive reentry, posing a hazard to life on Earth.
(05:36):
So get ready for it. Iimagine like life insurance claim if one
falls on your house, how doyou explain that to your insurance company?
They're like, oh, well,part of the space station fell on my
house. I know you don't,but you know I've told you this before.
This is how I go out.It's going to be a store,
(05:57):
it's story. I'm going to goout in some way that make man dies
from space gunk, that makes peoplekind of laugh. That's just what's going
to happen. Now. Are weallowed to chuckle out your funeral? Yes,
we're very sad. We're wish youwere still with us. Like that's
the level of card I will allowit to. Okay, thank you.
By the way, the chances ofyou being the one one in seven point
nine billion, but you're saying there'sa chance, it's like it's like the
(06:24):
world's worst and most dangerous lottery andI am bound to win it. At
least you won something. Hey,I went out a winner, and that
is going to do it. Forthis edition of Non Headline News, I'm
Scottie. That's Hannah. We'll seeyou next time.
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