EP3: Jaz Bday recap and Pool Party Preparation!

Episode Transcript

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All right, this is episode threeof Sip and Tea Kila Wooo with myself,
Suzette Mow and Jazz. And we'vegot to hear about the birthday festivities
last weekend, because you guys wentout for yerday. Yeah. I don't
remember the half part of that night, but I sent me some videos of
me dancing with some guy. Ofcourse I want to see. Yeah,

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this guy eighty like the last.If he was younger, he wasn't bad,
Like that's why we let it happen. You know, if he was
ugly, we would have been like, Jazz, what are you doing?
At least I would have. Istill would have kept dancing on him because
he was buying me dreams. Ohif you buy me true, if you're
ugly or not, like, Idon't care, let me see, let
me see. You don't remember this, I remember, Oh, yeah,

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you're not bad. Yeah, hewas like twenty seven, I remember.
I don't remember his name, andI do remember I lost my titties because
my god, yeah, I hadfake pasties and next thing you know,
I walked out and my pasties aresomewhere in the laughing like literally, they
came off somewhere. You're sweating.Yeah, but they looked like you scrolled.

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There's one of her on the floor. Yeah, so I lost the
titty there on the floor. Dude, you got down real quick. It's
almost like you just whoa. It'san instinct for me moves. It takes
me a while to get down there, you know. No Io, Yeah,
I was on the floor. Idid really like this guy that worked

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there. We're trying to figure outwho he is. Who he is.
I've been asking around because we're gonnago back. I was looking at that
one of those girls like looked familiar. I was like, wait a minute,
is that one of my homegirls.I've been like back in the club.
He Arizona is a small place.It just looks so much fun.

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It was a lot of fun.Actually, now me having FOMO when it
was last weekend already. Yeah,girl, that's gonna be us this weekend.
Yes, man, We're gonna havestories for the next episode, that's
for sure. That's well because betweenMonna's birthday, your pool party, and
poly d like I'm living life,dam well, your birthdays are always always
like I've done themes for like multipleyears, as I've done Morgaritaville, this

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year is more relaxed, So we'rejust relaxing. It's like a little kickback
just one day, because there areother days we're going hand Oh yeah,
yeah, for sure, I'm chilling, you know. And then I have
a graduation party, then I haveyour party, then I have poly d
and then we back at it onWednesday next week. For kid Leroy,
it's crazy the life I live.I love the life. How are you

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gonna survive? Bro? God findsa way period, carriod Amen, I
love it. He then literally therewas whenever we were leaving, Jazz had
meta birthday twin at the club.You were hyping her up hello, and

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you were like, you guys aretaking pictures of her and we're trying to
get your attention because the uber wasthere, oh shit, and there was
these guys that were being obnoxious.He literally told me to shut up while
I was like trying to scream forJazz, and I was like, fuck
off, you know. And thenyour friend Jazz Jazz, she was so
cute. She was like fuck you, bro. But it's like, even

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in situations like that, the thingabout me and my girls is weirdhood rats.
When time needs to be like forsure, if one fights, we
all scraped it. Yeah, whenyou had a step up, you gotta
step up. But the audacid inthe fight that there were men speaking to
women like that. It was noneof their business. They called for what

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the hell? Yeah, they justwanted to get You should have called me.
I would have hit with attention.That's all they wanted, right,
I bet. But they were ugly, they were, yeah, yeah they
were. Anything else happened well,actually after that, then Yosi's like yelling

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at them or who she thinks isthe guy that yelled at us? It
was that poor guy like white shirt, you're fucking lame, fuck you.
But we always ride a fight.We got it easy though, with no
connections. Obviously that's got a sameYeah she did. I was with the

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guy outside. Yeah, I waslike, you know, I just give
him the look. I just plaintand I'm allowed. I'm like, well,
I like him so he can hearwhen I'm talking to my girls,
I just you know, use them, and then once it's too I'm like,
bye, I gotta go. Itwas questionable for a second though,
because it's like usually you think promotersor club owners they want a lot of
hot girls. But then if yougot a group that's a little too big,

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they're like, wait, hold up, hold on, hold up,
weird. Yeah, but we're allbaddies, like all baddies. Yeah,
yeah, that's weird that it'd belike. But yeah, I know,
I just lost my boobies. Iand somebody showed up with with a pasty
stuck on their shirt. Imagine ifyou find my pasties, I'm gonna go

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back and be like, I'm lookingfor my pasties. You know, it
was a good time when you sweatyour pasties up. Dude, I sweat
so much. But yeah, Iknow that guy was nice. He bought
me like a drink or whatever.You get his number? Yeah, I
never do unless it's like really hot. I'm like call me after. But
now there was this guy that triedto well he follows me on Instagram.

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Now I didn't follow him, butthere was this guy. He came up
and was like, hey, youwant to link after this? I was
like no, literally, that's allhe said to me. He's like,
hey, you're looking real good.You want to link after this? I
was like, oh no, actually, you could have come up with something
better. Sure, here's my LinkedIn. Oh I did get a light flashed

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at me because I was being wild. Yeah, but like from security.
Yeah, the hub. Yeah,you were just standing on the booth trying
to request I think it was badbunny or was it? Yeah, and
he was like flashing with this.I was, oh that maybe. I
was like, oh, like,why you gotta ruin the fud dude.
The security they take it too serious. They they're always a buzz killed a

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man and then I sat down forlike a micro so that could take my
heels on. He was like flashesannoy and I looked up by him.
I get a stank face. Isaid, ooh and walk away. I
just I'm like, they take theirjob way too serious. You're not doing
anything and I'm not, you know, not trying to be like anything.
But the girls they're like they're abeautiful woman, they're just not really nice.

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And I'm like, like the girlsthat work, they're like the bottle
girls stop and the thinky babe,you have to be both. I mean,
some of them are cool, butthere's those that like just you can
tell that they're annoyed. They justdon't want to deal with They're drunk.
Yeah, I'm sure out of theway just as much as security guards are.
But then I'm like, but thenwhy work out a club? But
like, you know it's gonna bechaotic. I just feel like, you

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know, you're in your bag,like be nice. Well, especially because
they're working off tips too. Yeah, but they're probably only care about the
people that have like tables of course, like where they're getting their money from.
I just find it just nice ifthey're just you know, yeah,
it's like the environment that's there.You want to have an overall good vibe,
not only at the tables. That'sright, yeah, right, But

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we don't give a fuck. Itwas fun. Yeah, we had a
really good time no matter what.That's I'm glad. It looked like a
lot of fundia. I wish Iwould have seen more, but you're in
the moment, you know what Imean. I'm always gonna recorded, never
doing the recording. So yeah,no, but it was fun. I
know you never post anything yet,no, because I'm fucking wild, don't
I don't need people see that.I mean I'd be doing some really obnoxious

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things like I will put your headin my area and just dance with you
with your head there, like I'mwild, Like I just don't care when
I'm in that environment or in generalin life, an say that environment's pretty
well the general. So you know, the less people see, the better
I get it. I get it, you know. Yeah, but you

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said you were requesting or I don'tknow if you were requesting bad bunny at
the DJ booth. I was requestingjust some Latin stuff. But did you
see who he might be back togetherwith? Oh? I saw she was
concert. Yeah, it was allafter the met Gala after party. She
was seen at his show trying tobe incognito and whatnot in the hood.
He's that girl, we see you. But did you see the video where

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she's dancing at his show? Stopgirl disturbing? Oh it's bad. I
need to see it. Yeah,like I'm being a hater, but it's
because, like I just want himwith someone else. But you're dancing.
At least she's dancing, but it'syour ship dancing. I'm like, she's
going she had to see the video. Yeah, you gotta see the video.
But I'm like, I can alreadypicture her. I honestly, I

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don't know. I think Benito didfall for her heart. I think so
too, And I don't think Idon't know what she feels. But I
feel like if she had the opportunityto go back with Devin Booker, she
would. I just don't think thathanging out again, right, I just
don't think she's as into bad Bunnyas But stop, I can't. I
can't trying to show her the videoof Kendall Jenner and that's her first reaction.

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Yeah, yeah, let me seeI forget. I think your going
like, no, that's a that'sthat's embarrassing as well. But she's kind
of doing it similar not the firsttime doing bad Yeah. Yeah. You
know, as a person, youhave your strengths and you have your weaknesses,
and for her, cutting cucumbers anddancing is just not one of her

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strengths. Cutting cucumbers is a bigone. Yeah. What if, like
Benito wants some peppino with like tachenand silent lemon, Like she ain't gonna
be able to make him that snack, which is very Yeah, I don't
know. I think Kendel Jenner's abeautiful woman, but it's just I'm just
not a fan. Yeah. Ithink he released a song saying that or

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something. I saw something somewhere thathe said, you were the love of
my life and I was just anotherone for you, Yeah, that one.
But I don't know if she's dancingright there. She was like doing
this in the video that I saw. She does not look like she's having
a good time. She doesn't understandthe music, but like it's hard for
you to have a good time whenyou don't understand right right, not Kendall

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Jenner ban I not that being thetitle of that video. That about that
being Perriando, but she's just beinga yeah. Anyways, So we're celebrating
Moll's birthday this weekend, and I'mgonna have my first pool party because I
got a pool and it's been inthe works for like years. I'm gona
exciting. I am so excited thefact that he's d Jane your man.

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Yeah, you're hosting tequila shots,Like, oh god, I'm gonna pray
for all this. Ye honestly,we gonna need it, like my because
I have a real, like reallytight circle of friends too. They're all
too excited, like it's overly hyped. So I just open DELI delivers,
Like, I mean, we're thevibe. You are amazing, So as

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long as we bring the vibe,are you guys? Are a vibe poster
like I can't. Yeah, it'sready. I made a little flyer of
like baby poring a bottle like downmy throat, and that's like, that's
what we're doing. That's we havea rule. Actually, as soon as
you get to the house for thepool party, you have to immediately take
two shots every Okay, yep,just get to it. You know what

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I mean that we're not wasting anytime. No, I love for a
good time. Just please make sureI don't lose my tits about him floating.
I need the help. I needthe help. They hell, no,
I see the fast time. I'mjust gonna take it off and smack

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him with it, right right.I got some friends for you guys too,
I was showing you. Yeah,so we'll just see what happens.
My tongue happens to go down theirthroats. It is what it is,
what it is. I am herefor it. What happens Asus, that's
pool stays at sus that's pool onmy phone, heart doctor heard, doctor

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Engineer. I'm coming for you theback. I'm gonna say. It's gonna
be interesting to see it. Likewho you guys gravitate towards yeah. Well,
I was talking about it and Iwas like, I'm not really worried
because like, you're a great person. I feel like the people around you
are great people, so like it'sgonna be fun. Yeah, it's gonna
be so for everyone that's going ishonestly like a fun time. Yeah,

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I don't doubt it. I'm ready. I'm ready to embrace. They drunk
chilling, and I need to figureout how much to get there because oh
uber girl, but everywhere we're tellingyou everybody to uber or or right even
better, so then I can leavewith somebody else. It's gonna take me

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all my heart. I need aheart doctor. I need a heart doctor.
Stat push run of Eppie. Idon't know not the grades anatomy knowledge
coming through. That's how I knowthings from grays and I feel you.
That's why I know something soon.Yeah, but people like if they're having
a seizure to put them on theirside. I know that because yes,

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oh wow, damn, I didn'tknow there. You got some knowledge in
the sip in Tequila Yeah podcast.Yeah, even I'm learning over here because
I've never watched anime. I seelike some very interesting clips on TikTok.
It hooks me every time. It'sgood. You know what show I just
started watching it was Empire. OhI love, It's so funny. I'm

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like, that's my alter ego rightthere, Dude, she's the best the
way she just it gets a littlecorny towards the end, though, you'll
notice, yeah, well I'm barelylike season one. We'll see in season
one was really strong. I wasinto it then, but then yeah,
I did fall off. But recently, Terrence Howard just came out on Joe

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Rogan's podcast and he's low key agenius, the one that plays Lucia.
He's yeah, he's a genius,like literally has patents for virtual reality before
virtual reality was a thing. Whatyeah, d like crazy. You don't
even realize he went into acting foryou know. He talks about it in
the podcast, but especially when hewas younger, marry him very I remember

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I saw a clip of Beyonce givinghim like a lap dance with Destiny for
you, and his face was justlike I would have been in OZ Well.
Yeah, but I was like thatman is fun, right, I
was said when he was in WarMachine anymore well, and he talks about
that Oh, he talks about it. Yeah, so that's why I think
it's worth watching. And he justlike, well was the well does he

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say, like the reason why hedidn't? Okay, why because because everyone
was saying, I remember when itfirst happened, is he was asking for
too much money. Yeah, soI thought he also had a girlfriend who
had made allegations that he beat her, and so they were kind of ostracizing
him in Hollywood and then yeah,they were claiming that he was asking for

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too much money. So then yeah, they didn't bring him on for the
next Iron Man movie and then heactually it ended up being that she was
lying about everything. So it justkind of yeah, but it from everything
that he was talking about in thisepisode, it sounds like acting was just
a side career for him. Likehe is on No, he has an

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IQ. That's crazy. This manwas literally like talking about the Earth and
the way that the Okay, sohe has beef with Neil de grass Tyson.
No one has beef with Neilda grassTyson unless you're like really smart,
right, that's an astrophysicist. Yeah. Literally, it makes brain hurt a

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little bit, the stuff that he'stalking about, because he like, you
want to keep up and you're trying. But then it's like even Joe Rogan
is like, I wish At onepoint he said, I wish I knew
what you were actually like, Icould understand what you're talking about. And
I was like, same, Joe, that's awesome that I don't even like
acknowledge that. Yeah, I meanthat he's on a whole nother full because
Terrence is like, at least fromwhat I've seen, an empire. He's

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a good actor. Oh, he'san amazing actor, lucious and I love
how Keda put him in his songtoo. Yeah, he says his name
the Hustle and Flow. Yeah,you know it's hot at that's such a
good movie. And that's crazy thatI had no idea that he had that
side to him. Yeah, it'scrazy. He's got duality in an interesting
way. So definitely recommend listening tothat podcast episode. I'm gonna have to

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check it out. What would yousay it was with Joe Rogan? J
Yeah, hell yeah, mm hmmm. Don Cheeto now is our war machine?
But what don Cheeto? Oh didyou ever watch like the Marvel movies?
Yeah? I love Oh, Iknow you're talking about the other guy
in the suit. Yeah, that'swar Machine. Yeah did you watch him?

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I did? I love them.I feel like at one point,
I don't know if it was duringCOVID or like just after COVID, I
had to have like a whole Marvelmarathon and I watched them from like start
to be So I love Marvel.I just didn't know that's how you pronounced
this last name. That's what Iwas confute. Yeah, I kept calling
him done shuttle. Sorry, sorry, don cheetle. I always think of
cheetos. Literally what I first thoughtyou said, But I was like,

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Cheeto sounds crazy. I'm not gonnasay cheetos. Yeah, I am hungry,
that's funny. I No, Ido love Marbin. Anyways, here
we go again doing another episode andnot talking about like our backgrounds and who
we are. Yeah. Literally,it's because too much things are happening in
life right now. We got totalk about what's happening. Yeah, birthday
after birthdays. Well, I'm aGemini, so there you go. I

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don't think that they know me justbecause they know I'm a Gemini. But
little do they know. They don'tknow nothing. I keep them guessing.
Period. I like that. Ilike that my ex is a Gemini though,
so I felt a type of wayabout all Geminis. Gemini males are
different, yes they are, butthen again, kadd is my favorite rapper,
so it's Tupac and they're and they'reGemini, So I can't I can

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just feel a type of way aboutall of them because of one person,
right, I mean, and that'sa lot of people if they get that
kind of you know, hard feelingbecause of one person. Yeah, that's
totally because the whole like two face, Like that's the stereotype that Geminis have
because they have dual personalities, right, yeah, but I think that's just
your very one face. Oh thanks, but I do feel See my thing

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is like I'm not two face inthe sense that I'm going to talk about
somebody behind their back. I'm twoface in the sense that I have multiple
personalities that can adapt to different typesof personalities that are around me. That
far. It's not that I'm differentor anything like that. It's just that
there's certain people that like, it'show you use your superpower, you're using

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it in the correct way. Butthere are I'm sure there are some Geminis
that are to face face yeah,I've met them. That's in every zodiac
sign exactly. Yeah. I meanit's it's how you use your superpowers,
you know what I mean, Likemy stubbornness. It's I can either use
it to be stubborn and not beopen minded, or I can use it
to be very controlled in chaotic situations. Yeah. So I'm very stubborn too.

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That's like a big yeah. Butbecause that's why, baby, we're
grounded. My way or no way, Baby, we're too grounded. Yeah.
I needed to come in and shakeme a little bit, give me
a little Scorpio earth bender. Yeah, a little cancer son something. Vegetarians

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always like I always uh, Idon't know. I have a good chemistry
with Sagittarius because I think I'm toogrounded and they I feel like Sagetarians are
crazy, They're funny, They'retarius andthey bring that side out of close.
Yeah. Yeah, my husband,my friend Sagittarian. Ooh did you hear
that? A best friend try something? I guess next episode we'll have to

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talk about Nope, because we're gonnatalk about the pool party recap and then
recap on most birthday. We cangive a little slipper, right, now,
like, what are we gonna saynow we're twenty minutes. Oh yeah,
never mind, because then we're gonnaget like once we start, we
want to you know what I mean, not interrupt if it gets deep.
Yeah, we're gonna get deep.We're gonna get deep, like backgrounds like
history, Trauma's Trauma's girl, awhole episode that's crazy and everything not the

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trauma for really, it might bea three hour episode. A signal everybody
out, everybody that ever heard me, beware, I like this episode.
I think this is my favorite one. We're getting the hang of it,
yeah, for sure, for sure. It was kind of like, you
know, filling it out at first, but yeah, girl, I felt
all of y'all with me. Yes, and y'all just stay tuned for the

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next one so you could learn moreabout us and hear about the pool part
and about gonna be lit and whoto no one ends up at the hospital.
I've been so worried about that justbecause like how crazy. Now I'm
scared, Like do I pack upfor eight kids? We know dark hand,

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Like I've had a couple of friendsthat have had alcohol poisoning. Nothing
to be proud of, but youknow, sometimes people don't know their limits.
We're older now, so I don'tthink that's gonna happen. But I
also have like, you know,it's a new pool, the taverantine.
It's like the you know, thetile around the pool. It's a little
slippery. Oh god, So justheads up, like, well, I'm
probably gonna be on the mic tellingeverybody not to run smart because I've actually

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been out of pool. We've beendrunk at a pool before, and it's
like a community pool and one ofmy friends picked up my other friend and
like was gonna jump in with her, and then as soon as he his
foot hit like left the cool deck, he just slipped and then hit his
head on the way down. Andshe also like got hit on the side
of the pool on the way down. He literally got knocked out, got
stitches. It was like one ofthe scariest things to experience while drunk.

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See, that's what I'm saying,That's what I'm really avoid. The ship.
You know, we have turf,we have turf. Any running and
he's working, it's gonna be onthe turf. So I'm gonna be on
the mic just making sure that nobody'srunning on that tepantine that is wild.
Yeah, well I can't swim ingeneral, so me have pools. We

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we ain't linked like that. SoI did hear that the homie Angel was
getting some floaties, so you canbe any damn floaties. I'm like,
the entire pool is gonna be floaties, homie that yeah, I thought a
bunch of Mexicans, so we can'tswim. You can't swim, It's gonna
be nothing but floaties. Oh.Also, he said, we have to
do a photo shoot, and wehave to create a lot of reels.

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We gotta do the photo shoot atthe beginning though, Yes, because my
eyelash is gonna be on my forehead. I already know the vibe past.
Somehow we're gonna end up on myis gonna end up floating in the pool,
I'm telling you project. Yes,my nipple won't be a nipple anymore.
Like it's gonna be floating out thereto my little pasty Oh yeah yeah.

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Anyways, pray for us. It'sgonna be a lot of fun.
Pray for us. Bye bye,