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It's Strawberry and Lazette.
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Strawberry Lassett in the afternoon, giving you Hella headlines right now.
Yolanda Saldivar, the woman convicted of the murder of Selena
back in ninety five. I don't know if you guys
are savvy with all the memes that were all over
social media that she was going to be out for
parole in March, and so everyone was like, no, she's
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gonna be on the streets, We're gonna find her.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think she was due to possibly be released, like
March thirty, first, April first, smart like it was coming up.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
It was coming up.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
So her parole was denied yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Parole official cited the violent nature of her offense when
making their decision and also said, quote the offender poses
a continuing threat to public safety ends quote Yolanda Saldivar
will not.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Be up for review again until twenty thirty. Woo, what
headlines you get?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Stroberry lots to do this weird weather weekend in sack Tonight,
it's opening day for the River Cats.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
At Sutterhealth Park.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Of course, they have a game Saturday and then another
one Sunday.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Comedian Jim Gaffigan will be at thunder Valley and all
the nineties babies. The movie The Sandlot is going to
be screamed Saturday night at the Crest Theater and the
actor that played Smalls and Squints and yeah yeah, they
will all be their answering questions stop it. Yes, yes,
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nobody cares about their real names, but small Squints and
yeah yeah, we'll all be at Cress Theater.
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We care about their real names.
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It's Strawberry and Lizette on Sacramento's New Kiss, one oh
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Sacramento's New Kiss, one oh seven point nine, It's Strawberry
and Lazette in the afternoon.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
I'm not a coffee drinker.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I have a very low tolerance for any caffeine, So
even like a coffee, I mean, I'm wired and iced
coffee forgetting.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Oh see, he bounce off the wall. Very sensitive.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So Pedro Pascal was caught leaving I think a Starbucks
and paparazzi took a photo of him. You can zoom
into his Starbucks order that's on the side of his cup.
He has six shots of espressous his cup, and he's
going viral, like like late night talk shows are interviewing
him about his coffee order.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That would kill me. I would be dead gone.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'd be up for three days straight. I would be
up for three days straight. There's a coffee I don't
know if you've ever heard of it. It's called like
death Coffee or.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Something like that.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Like the bag is black, it's got a skull and
crossbones on it, like that's the logo, and it's supposed
to be like the most like caffeinated coffee ever in life.
My friend's aunt bought us a bag because she wanted
us to try it, and I absolutely not, Like, I'll
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stick with the coffee that I drink every day. I'm
scared that that's gonna like give me heart palpitations and
or something.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I'm gonna have a stroke. I'm not drinking that coffee.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
She was like, you'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
I drink it every morning.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Girl, What you drink this a regularly?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
How is she still alive?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I had it was like a gnass energy drink one morning,
and I was still awake at three am.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Toss an Etney, like, that's how much of a lightweight
I am.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I am scared of Pedro Pascal's coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Ye, I'm scared of that death coffee that my friends
an try to get me to drink. I probably wouldn't
be here to tell the tale. How'd I drink that?
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Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm just talking about how afraid I am of Pedro
Pascal's coffee. Order he does six espresso shots. I am
so sensitive to caffeine that would put me in the dirt.
And we got a bunch of messages of other foods
that people are afraid to try.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I'm fineo videos where people are eating like wid that's
still alive.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Absolute nightmare fuels.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
If you're food crawling.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Your skin crawling, like respectfully, it's too much.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It's too much.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I see those videos on social media all the time,
and I'll always watch them. I'll watch every single one
when I try it myself. Absolutely not no way.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Like I won't even eat calamari with the legs on it. Still,
I can't. I cannot. Let's go to Donni and Sacramento
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Speaker 6 (06:04):
That show hot one, mm hmmm. I would never do
that show. Like there's nothing appealing.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
About that at all, Like got bubbling's not coming out
your nose in like a class of mill I don't want.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I just want a wet nap and I want to
go home.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You mean, I mean you don't want to eat a
whole like line of chicken wings that gradually get hotter
and hotter and hotter.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, Like I like a little spice, but when it's
not even enjoyable and oh those people that are like, oh,
it's the spicest thing ever, and it just burns you.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I don't want that anything that you have to sign
a waiver for before they can serve it to you
and eat it, like, get it out of my face.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Absolutely, might as well make me want to join the conversation.
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Speaker 7 (06:54):
Who does that?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Who does that?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
So a United Airlines pilot flying from la to Shanghai
had to turn around after he realized.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
He forgot his passport.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
There were already an hour and a half into the
flight and had to turn around and divert back to
San Francisco.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Like, how are you a pilot and you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Don't just have your passport on you at all times?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And here's the thing, I'm so surprised this came out
because if you were the pilot and you had to
tell a plane full of people, right, so, guys, forgot
my passport? Would you admit it on the PA system,
or would you say, hey, there's a mechanical issue. Just
to be safe, we're gonna go back. Don't worry, I'm
in charge. Like, would you admit it to the rest
of the crew.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
In the I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I don't think I would either, because, like, can you
imagine telling everyone you have to turn around and go
back to the States after they're already an hour and
a half into the flight, Yeah, because of something you forgot,
Like all the jaws would have been on the floor
just way.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Said an hour and a half of my life.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Like I would have been so mad if I was
a passenger and said I forgot this, I forgot my ID.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You gotta go back?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Right?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Would we go back if I forgot my ID?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Keep it moving?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Good?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Point at point two?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Done that?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Who does that?
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All right?
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You need to comment on a moji.
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Speaker 3 (09:16):
All right, So while you do that, we've got Hella
headlines coming up. What are we talking about, Lizette.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I think a congratulations are in order for Megan Fox
after she reportedly gave birth yesterday.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
We'll talk about it.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I have some thoughts.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Hello headlines, Oh coming up next next week boys Kiss
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It's Strawberry and Lazette on Sacramento's New Kiss one O
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Sacramento's New Kiss, Winnows seven point nine, Strawberry and Lisette
in the afternoon giving you Hella headlines right now, Congratulations
to Megan Fox and her ex MGK.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Their baby girl is here.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
So Megan hasn't posted anything yet, but MGK did share
a little black and white photo on his Instagram yesterday,
captioning the post quote She's finally here, our little celestial seed.
And then he also added yesterday's date three twenty seven,
twenty five, which I assume is the actual date the
baby was born. This has to be the quickest I've
ever seen the celebrity make a birth announcement.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, she hasn't even had her first bath yet.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
The eyes aren't open, literally fresh out of the womb.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
I just feel like Megan. I feel like he did
that without telling Megan Fox.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I think so too, because yesterday Machine Gun Kelly was
going viral for a DM he sat Brian Osti Green
like like, hey, you little child, actor, don't worry about
us in our family, Like stop harassing us.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I'm gonna beat you down.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I feel like he posted something like maybe he wanted
to do it before her. I feel like he posted
that before she could or maybe before she even wanted to. Yeah,
and is being super petty.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
I think that was a petty.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Post thing, so too had like you got Strawberry.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Well local, There's a lot to do this weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Jodosy and in Vogue and Father mc or at thunder
Valley tonight.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Don't get pregnant.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Saturday, the Cherry Blossom Festival is happening at Old Town
Plaza in Elgrove.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
That's gonna be fun. It's gonna be free to get there.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And then the Aerospace Museum is having a stem Spring
Fling and.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Teddy Bear Picnic this weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
So you know, get your kids off the the xbox
in out of the house. You have them learned something
that's hell a headlines on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh
seven point nine. Everybody's talking about basketball. We're talking about bears.
March Napness is a thing. We'll explain next.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
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of March.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Napness, Napness with an n are you're saying it right,
my basketball basketball thing going on right now?
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Exactly. That's the point.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
So there's an animal wear welfare organization four Pause International
in Europe that are tracking bears hibernation and they have
their own March Naptess brackets. So it includes twenty three
European brown bears living at six different sanctuaries. These bears
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get eliminated from the bracket after they wake up from hibernation.
They have to stay active for at least five days.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
So all the bears, all the bears are asleep, and
then once you come out of your cave and the
last bear napping wins this March Napolis brackets.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Yeah, that's the coolest thing.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I wonder if they know that the degenerates are betting
on them right now.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Right, it's so funny. I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Like, I hope there's a life. Imagine watching Garret's nap
in Hibernate.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yes, go to Vegas, watch the live stream.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
March Napness. It's kiss one oh seven point nine, the.
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Whatever you want it's Strawberry and Lazette on Sacramento's New
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Speaker 6 (13:23):
It's time for your daily dose of good news.
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Here is what's good with Strawberry and Lazette on Sacramento's
New Kiss one oh seven point nine. Now, yesterday we
talked about the person excuse me, the Kiss listener, excuse
me again, the Strawberry and Lazette fan who won five
point seven million dollars after buying the winning lottery ticket
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at the Rockland Mini Mark on Pacific.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
You're welcome talked about this should have been me. I
held out.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
So while the lucky winner has yet to actually claim
their prize, excitement is buzzing in the community. People are
now flaw talking to that store, hoping to capture a
bit of the luck for themselves.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Now, the real cool thing is the owner of the
Rockland Mini Mark.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Learned the exciting news from her son's girlfriend. Son's girlfriend said, hey,
I heard the Strawberry and Lizette talk about the fact
that you guys sold me zero point seven million dollar
winning lottery ticket, and so the owner she said, quote,
last night we couldn't even sleep because we found out
somebody won. Here, I was tossing and turning.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
No, honestly.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
So when I was driving home yesterday and I was
on the eighty going towards you know, Roosevelt Rockland going home,
so much traffic and it was an odd hour for
that much traffic, And the first thing I thought of
was like, why is.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
There so much traffic?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
I don't see any accidents.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I don't see the cars, And thought of road that
I went, Oh, I wonder if people are going to
that yeah, with that little Mini Mark to go get
a lottery ticket.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
That's what's happening though, Rocky Yep, it's been in the community.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
For over thirty years.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Back in twenty twenty, it's sold a lucky customer a
two million dollar winning lottery ticket. But we're talking five
point seven and the Mini mart itself, they get a cut,
they get a commission, so they're walking away with over
twenty eight grand and customers say, it couldn't happen to
a better business.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
We love, we love supporting them, so.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Rockly Mini mart On Pacific, congrats and the Strawberry and
Lazette fan, congrats that we got you five point seven
million dollars.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I might move, might have to go after the show.
Go stop, buy test our.
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Luck and that's what's good on Sacramento's New Kiss one
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Speaker 6 (15:57):
Let's go to the phones. Hello, I'm dining.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
No have this ten K home makeover.
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I mean, I got it.
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You're telling me there's one code word standing between me
and not a puton in my living room, Like I
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Speaker 7 (16:28):
Well, we wish you all luck.
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Girl, Thank you. I need it. Streaming why Strawberry and
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