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and Lazette giving you Hella headlines right now. Well.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Taylor Swift surprised her young fans and also patients at
Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital in Florida after attending the NHL
Stanley Cup Final with Travis Kelce. She posed for picks,
sat and chatted and lifted its spirits.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Nice to be.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I like your hair's so cool.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I don't feel like I've ever heard her talk before.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I like how she goes normally.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hi, I'm Taylor. Yeah, it's like you are. You are
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Chief of surgery doctor Joe white Out said Taylor was
one of the kindest human beings that she's ever had
the privilege of meeting, adding quote, thank you for making
dreams come true for all of our patients' families and
staff today.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's so cool. As she did that, Lenday got Strawberry
all right, will locally. The A's swept the Royals this weekend,
winning all three games in Kansas City. Athletics are back
in Sack, taking on the Houston Astros and kicking off
a seven game homestand at Sutter Health tonight. N So
go out there. Maybe I can throw some T shirts
your way. You know, be out there at the A's game.
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Speaker 3 (02:02):
I want to make it clear this is not my theory. Yeah, okay,
And I'm not saying this is viral. I'm just saying
I heard the conversation online and you like it. I'm
gonna pitch it to you. It's called vacation underwear. All right.
So let's say, as you do in your laundry throughout
the year, you have a pair of underwear that's getting old,
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it's getting kind of a frayed, tattered. Okay, you put
that to the side. That's gonna be your vacation underwear.
When it's time to go on vacation, you pack those
old underwears, and then when after you wear them on vacation,
you just kind of like you toss them. You don't
put them back in your suitcase to bring them home.
It's like one a last hurrah. But it also makes
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it easier to travel after you do your vacation. You
don't have to pack your old underwear back in your
suitcase and bring them home vacation underwear.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
That's dumb.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
My part is dumb, all of it.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You need a vacation, then take the underwear you wear.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, but it lightens your load on the way home.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Does it though, Because when you're on vacation, we're always
buying things.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, exactly, Now you don't need that underwear space.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
How much space is your underwear taking, Like, let's say
you're going on Our underwear doesn't take that much space.
Our underwear is a lot smaller than your underwear.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Maybe the guys, or maybe the guys will appreciate this,
fellas vacation underwear. You're out for a week.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Just how about you just don't take underwear? Solves every problem. Okay,
I'm just saying, if that you're so worried about traveling
back home with underwear in your bag, then just don't
take any.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Again, this is not my idea. I just saw it
online and I wonderful, But you sound like you're trying.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
To convince me that this is a good idea.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I just want to make sure that I'm not the
only one who sees the value in this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, if it's getting old, throw it out and get more.
Don't put it to the side. Give a vacation underwear.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Bad vacation underwear. No, all right, it's not my area.
That's not my idea.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, but it sounds like you're kind of.
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Speaker 4 (04:16):
Woman on TikTok. She asked her followers share something that
you had to teach your husband that he should have
already known.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh how dare she randy on the phone?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You're married?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yes, I am indeed fifteen beautiful years.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Congrata.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Tell me if your wife had to teach you any
of these that letting the soapy water rintse off your
body isn't cleaning your feet.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I always make an effort to clean my feet.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I am a strawberry. I did know that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Good Good.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
This one says my husband originally thought our newborn was
only going to drink three bottles a day for breakfast, lunch,
and dinner.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
She taught me a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, I don't have kids.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I don't know if you had a baby, would you
think like, okay, breakfast, lunch, and dinner bottles that's it.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, I think they get it every couple hours. It's
like I've been around enough nieces and nephew.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
But good, it's literally one of three things. Diaper he's
your call to our food. Those are the three basics
every time they're fucking.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
One wife had to teach her husband that fabric softener
was not the same as detergent. She found out he'd
been washing his clothes with fabric softener for two years.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's actually what I can understand. I don't use fabric softener,
but I could definitely see how that's the problem.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
That certain foods need to be refrigerated, even if they
were bought unrefrigerated.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I actually did not know that.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
It literally says on the packaging refrigerate after opening. That's
the whole point of this.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I want to reemphasize how much of a catch I
am because I know all these on the list already.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
This one absolutely sent me. Someone's husband had to be
taught not to pour raw chicken juice over freshly baked
chicken because it is not a sauce.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh, this is a really bad list.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I did know that some of these guys are making
us look bad.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Seriously, I will tell you one thing that my wife
had to teach me was not but water in the
bottom of the self dispenser when it's getting low, because
she hates it when it gets all study.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Uh no, that's a life pack. Though, that's a life pack.
I co signed that.
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You married a fancy lady. I want to join the conversation.
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App Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven point nine. Hello.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I just thought I could add a couple items to
your list of things that wives had to teach their husbands.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yes, things that wives had to teach their husbands.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
So well, First of all, duvets. I had no idea
what they were, how to spell duvet and uh yeah,
so basically how to kind of how to install a duvet,
how to tie them to get them on the bed properly.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Duvets are a scam? Go ahead, No they're not. You
don't need to do. Yes, you do, you don't.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I agree with not having a duvet, but I don't
really have a choice in the matter.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So that's also correct. You do not have a choice.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
And then the other one was again, this is super embarrassing.
My wife taught me that I need a shower liner.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Thought curtain was fine.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
I thought that was the whole point.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
No.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Additionally, it needs to be inside of the tub's.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That's the key right there.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
That's the secret to a good light.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Especially if you grow up with like a shower door
or like some sort of shower and then you transition
into a shower curtain.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, the shower liner is a whole new world.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, there's secrets that they don't teach you. You got to
put it in the tub.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, you definitely need a shower liner. You just had
like a cloth shower curtain that was getting soaked every
time you showered.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I thought that was fine.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
You know, you just have a pool of water next
to your tub when you get out of the shower.
I thought, this is normal. This is why we have
tile floors.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But the shower rug soaks it up. Like, what's the problem?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Exactly, exactly exactly. Only the liner prevents all this.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So who dreaming lots Strawberry? Is it every afternoon three
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Speaker 4 (08:05):
Strawberry looks that in the afternoon, and who does that?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay, this is so gross. There's a theme park slash
water park in Cincinnati. It's called King's Island. They had
to warn part goers of a new rule this month,
do not scream on the roller coasters. In fact, keep
your mouth shut or you might swallow a cicada.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Ew.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Billions, billions of these cicadas have popped up out of
the ground around the park. They're coating the trees. If
like you even know of cicadas, they're just everywhere.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
They're like flying cockroaches right.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Literally yeah, and they're blind so they just don't see
where they're going. They just fly into your face literally mouth.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
There's TikTokers showing writers screaming as these cicadas are like
landing on their shirts and it's getting in their hair.
I'm sorry, but no, like cicada season, I'm not even
going outside.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
No, we're closing that waterpark down. Let them bone what
I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Going on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
This is just it's too much. These people are insane
and they're like turning it into a game. Roller coaster
ends and they're like see a cicada that made it
through the ride, and they cheer for it, and it's
like turn into a thing like what Cicada can last
on the roller coaster.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Oh that's so gross, Oh disgusting. I'm so glad we're
not in Cicada country.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I know who does that?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Who does that?
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Kiss? What? O?
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Listening to Strawberry and Lazette in the afternoon. Big tickets
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Jonas Brothers are going to be live on stage, and yes,
we have you chance. I win tickets every single weekday
afternoon this week, four o'clock ticket drop.
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I don't know.
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What a man gotta do.
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What?
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Speaker 4 (10:42):
Jersey Shortstar Mike the Situation Sorenttino just announced that he
and his wife are now officially intervention certified. They posted
a photo on social media to celebrate his tenth year
of sobriety huge while holding up their Intervention certified certificates.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Uh huh, also.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Announcing that they are launching their own treatment center brands
at the Archangels Center, focusing on mental health and substance
use treatment for adolescents and adults in New Jersey. He
calls this achievement a quote apology.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
To himself, so for all of us who are raised
watching Jersey Shore carrying him admit to all the drug
use he and maybe some other characters were doing during
that show and how that.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Many stuff too, like not just your typical party drug
and how.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
They were able to get their hands on drugs while
all these cameras were in front of their facing. He
had a hookup at the tanning salon. That's why he
would go tanning all the time. They would leave him
in the tanning bed. There was that episode I think
they were traveling, a bunch of roommates got in a
fight and he hit his head.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
On the wall.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Or yeah, yeah he did that so that he can
go to the hospital get drugs, like he's admitted to
all this. Yeah yeah, but looking back on it, like dark,
very dark situation for him. We're glad he's better.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
We headline he got Strawberry.
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I will locally the twentieth annual Cruise around the World
Off and Fundraiser. It's happening this Thursday night. There's gonna
be a ton of talented local chefs showing off their's
skills to compete for the coveted title of Cookoff Champion.
So there's gonna be flavors of from countries spanning the globe.
It's all in one location, and it's a fundraiser for
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a great cause called Family Caregivers. It's going on from
five till eight the Sacramento Scottish Rite Temple this Thursday.
More info at event bright That's Hell. The headlines on
Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven point nine. Lize that
has a toilet paper problem or no paper?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
No, we're settling the toilet paper debates a full show
every afternoon.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's Strawberry and Lizette on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh
seven point nine.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Sacramento's New Kiss one of seven point nine. Strawberry, what's
that in the afternoon. I don't know how many times
we've had this conversation of which is the correct way
to put your toilet paper on the toilet paper roll?
Do you put it over or do you put it under?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Right?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
You've talked about this over and over again. There is
a scientist that's gotten involved in the conversation and has
settled whether under or over is. I don't know if
correct would necessarily be the right term.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
More efficient, maybe better?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Okay, So, according to the scientist, the under position is
the right way. A quotes right way to put your
toilet paper on the toilet paper roll because the over
method method requires a secondhand to touch the role, raising
the risk of contaminating it. So when you have the
toilet paper under under, you don't need your other hand
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to touch the role. But I just don't like it
the way that looks.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I gotta be honest. I don't spend any of my
time thinking about it. It's like people who draw a
hard line in the sand about pineapple on pizza. Hey,
if you want pineapple on pizza, go ahead. Hey if
you want your toilet paper over or under, go ahead.
Doesn't bother me.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I don't spend that much time, and then spend them
much time thinking about it. But I do make an
active like attempt. You have a preference, right, I have
a preference, and I do actively put my toilet pepper
on the roll over?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Okay, So you will argue and if it's the other.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Way, if somebody else puts it there and it's the
other way, I will take it off and fix it.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
So you absolutely okay. So you do spend a lot
of time with this. No, so you have a line
in the sand. You want your toilet paper over over
looks better? But what do the scientists just say?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
When it's over you have to use both hands?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Scientific?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
But he didn't say it was wrong. He said it
was better because you don't spread as many germs.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Car, okay, right, is everybody happy?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
No, I'm not happy because I don't like it that
way anywhere.
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Giving you your daily dose of good news stories. Right here, Sacramentos,
a New Kiss one of seven point nine Strawberry and
Lassett in the afternoon, I think we got to give
a round of applause to these parents in Santa Clarita, California.
Rock Sand and ken Field just successfully completed the race
of a lifetime, attending both of their twin college graduates.
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I'm sorry, graduations in two different states.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Jack graduated from Northern Arizona University and flag Staff and
Audrey walked the stage the next morning at am, I
saying this right, Gonzaga, Gozaga, Gonzaga in Spokane. In Spokane,
Holy cow, that's a trip. So the parents attended Jack's ceremony.
Then after Jack's graduation, they drove to Phoenix. I don't
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know how far flag Staff in Phoenix is I say
three hours.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh shoot, okay, three four hours.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, I thought it was like thirty minutes. No, no, no, no, okay,
that makes this even better.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It's kind of like Sacramento to Tahoe, but like plus
a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Okay. So they drove from Flagstaff to Phoenix, huh, hopped
on a plane, drove to Seattle, I mean flew to Seattle,
and then got a rental car drove from Seattle to
Spoke Han that's.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Like a five six hour drive.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Then overnight, oh, just to make it in time for
Audrey's graduation. So despite the logistical challenges and the traffic
delays and oh the nose sleep part. For sure, parents
Ken and Roxanne were present for both their twins milestones,
which is insane to me because that would have been like, great,
there's two of them and two of us, like, let's
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pick one facetimed each other exactly right, But they went
the extra mile miles as parents to make sure they
attended both graduation ceremonies.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Wow, that's a good story for the kids to have
with their parents though. It's a great story, and.
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Speaker 3 (17:04):
You figure we're all related to somebody, right, Like, like,
if you go back through our family tree, you're probably
distant relatives of somebody famous somehow, right. So the new
pope of Pope Leo the fourteenth, the one who's from Chicago,
Everyone's like.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah, we got in America, yeah, shown, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
So the New York Times is reporting that Pope Leo
is related to and I'm gonna quote this, numerous Canadian
derived distant cousins. So in the family tree. So like
Drake and Justin Bieber in the family tree, Leo is
related to Justin Bieber.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
That's not a very good look. Right now.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I'm not saying I'm not saying they've had Thanksgiving dinners together,
but like they've had enough like shared branches on family tree.
So let me go this. According to the New York Times,
also he's related to Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie has Canadian
blood that Leo has.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, Hillary Clinton, Okay, this one's gonna blow your mind. Madonna. Somehow,
some way he trace it back far enough. Pope Leo
the fourteenth is also slightly related to Madonna.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Weird, What are the chances that he's in some way
related to that? Many famous people? Yeah, like present day,
there's more.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
There's some people on this list that I don't recognize,
but uh, Justin Thurreaux who was the old Canadian president
or prime minister. But they are also somehow related.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I want whoever to whoever did that to do mine?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, who might? What famous people are we related to? Distantly?
I wanted I gotta know that'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I'd be like, yo, do you know? And it better
be someone that I like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Strawberry
and Lazette
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