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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cocktails.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh my god, I want to run up and down
the street and do cartwheel my liquor pick of the
week I don't even know. Oh my god, so good.
It almost seems like a spiked coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Delicious, right, feel.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Like I'm watching a drama unfold Tail the Cocktails.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So let's get in on. You're listening to Tails of
the Cocktails. We're bad.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
As consistent, as consistent as we can be.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Because you were away last week, yeah yeah I was.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
But you know, we had intended on doing this on
a consistent basis, even if it's a little shorter and
fun sized.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Exactly, which I'm so happy about. We've gotten great feedback
so far.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I know everybody nowhere.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
First off, I have to ask, what is it like
being behind the board astro? Like we're in totally different spots.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I am freaking out right now because imagine we're not recording.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I mean we are, we are, right, yes we are,
but imagine the levels are bad or something, because you know,
I don't have any headphones on.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I can't hear anything. I don't know what's going on.
I'm just weighing it right now. I saw you you
She made a face like worried. I was like, is
that breaking news? You know? I made the face.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I made the face because one of you guys were loud,
probably Danielle, And all of a sudden I saw I
saw the line jump up, and I'm like, oh, maybe
our mics are too hot.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Let me just bring them down.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You know, sometimes you do have to fade out that
intro a.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Little bit, which is what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And then I'm like, it's not fading on what we're hearing,
but it's definitely fading in the recording.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, oh you're so good.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, you must know how to do this.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean, it's not my first rodeo, maybe my second.
I have to excuse me that I'm barefoot in the studio?
Is that gross?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Is that what that smell was?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's raining though outside? How are you barefoot?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I don't know why I decided to wear shoes that
didn't require socks today, but my feet got wet and cold.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh a pair of socks here. Slippers you should absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You know Josh Martinez from Z one hundred, yeahs crocs
and slippers and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He leaves his locker open.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It is always unlocked.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is that weird?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
If I'm going to go in there and steal everything.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Too big on me.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I mean he's not like a size twenty shoe or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's huge. I mean you'd, yeah, you'd be swimming in them.
And then again, you don't know where his feet have
been down.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I never share foot stuff, my socks, my shoes, and
my underwear.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Toothbrush bush, Yeah, I don't share.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, no, never, unless.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You want to get revenge on someone, you take the
toothbrush and scrub to the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You only read And I had this in the prep
maybe a couple of months ago, that when you have
guests over someone's house, there's like a high percentage of
people that will borrow things from the host's bathroom, and
the toothbrush was included.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Ew I could never. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't care how much I love you, how close
of a friend you are. I don't even care if
you're my boyfriend and I'm banging you. I'm not using
your No, but.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Just like ask because a lot of the times you
have those extra toothbrushes lying around when the ones you
get from the dentist.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Right, if someone it's a toothborsh like I have, I have,
I have quantity. I feel like I am the dentist.
Also like that's a fun.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Story too, because I don't remember how we brought that up.
I guess we both had dentist appointments and right previous life.
Did you know this Danielle that she used to be
a dental assistant?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yep, I love.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That's why teeth are so bright?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She probably teth I do. Do you have your own
what do they call a cabatron? No?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I need one so bad. The dentists always look at
me like why would You're like, you need.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
To know how to properly use it. I'm like, I
do know how to properly use it. Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But then they actually do say to me, they're like,
you definitely use the explorer because you're always like, I'm like,
I checked my teeth, I check my cabin. That's the
little mirror one. It looks like you know, well it
comes with the mirror, but it's got the little hook.
It almost looks like a Captain hook claw, and that's
the one that they tap your teeth with to feel
for any mini holes. So you put that around and
if it gets stuck and you have to pull it
out of.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
A hole, that's a mini cavity.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What is the one that had it's like a smaller hook,
you know, small, and then there's one that's like a
smaller hook.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Is this are you talking about the the cavatron? It
doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm talking about like the actual like metal tools that
they use with their phone.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
One's a little scaler, so that's probably what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It has like the little bit of a hook to
it because that's what helps to scrape. Yes, you could
get underneath the gum and scrape around the noise.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The noisy. Yeah, it's nails on a chalkboard. I have
sensory issues.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I'm sure nobody likes this, but as someone who has
sensory issues with lights and sounds and textures, it's such
a combination of things that is so offensive.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We do what I do and get the gas.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I always get the guess listen, even for a cleaning.
I'm over there with the gas on. I'm like, I
just need it. People like, what are you doing, You're
only getting a cleaning.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm like, I just want to be high, Like I
want to be out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, there's a there's a clip for the intro.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, there you go there you go clip.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Danielle house moving.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh god, let me tell you, I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You look stressed. I am.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm stressed between the move, the holiday flip and jingle
Ball and skating in Central Park and all the events
that are going on. I'm exhausted. But you know it's fine.
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But you know what you do. That's the best. I
come in here a lot of the times and you're.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Like, how's it going, Guys, Like, I'm feeling really good.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
This is the place where you can kind of let
it out. Yeah, you're allowed to be stressed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You're allowed to let it out, just as long as
it's not a fart. No.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, I won't fought.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I've promised perfect. No. But it's great.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You know, I'm packing, but I have piece of cake
coming that bringing me by bins.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They are the best movers ever.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
About the bins because I saw Maxwell had just posted.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
About so you know what.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I didn't have the bins because I did the white
Glove service, but the bins. I was hoping to get
the bins. But the difference is with the bins. They
bring you all these big pink bins because obviously their
color is pink and you pack the bins yourself with
all of your stuff. So this way, when they come
it's already packed that they're just kind of moving it
out and then they move the bigger stuff on their own.
For me with the White Glove Service, they came in
(06:06):
with boxes and they actually packed everything, so I didn't
even have to pack a dish, like absolutely packed.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Amazing personal items like what a dildo?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Person anything like your jewelry. Well, I mean, okay, so
like my expensive stuff I put into my my luggage
and then I brought that myself, so I knew that
I was carrying your computers.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Are worried about these guys?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I never was.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's not that I'm worried. I'm just more worried that
things could get lost because I write all.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Of your things to another location.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Personal things like you know, the passport or any type
of jewelry, my bags, my shoes, all that stuff I
put into my would be in a safe right.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, I mean, you know those shoes are a lot
of money.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, she's got some banging shoes over there.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's like, but I put those in my luggage, and
that I took on my own because I figured, let
me just take this just in case.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
The truck gets lost, I mean with the wrong address.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Imagine somebody else has all your shoes. Wait, so how
many bins are you getting? Do they do they get
to give you a number.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Of you know what I have to look, I have
to email Ellie. Actually I have to call. She's been wonderful.
She She's like, Danielle, you know you're so nice. I'm
going to give you another five percent off.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was like, oh my gosh, I know they're so great.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So I was like, that's so nice. But like even
like disregarded discount, they have been so amazing to work with,
Like every question I have, Oh, hi, Danielle, here's the
information that you requested. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You know, like so pleasant, so nice and just so
easy to work with. And I cannot wait for them
to come over and help me move and then help
me move into my new building.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And then they unpack all of your well actually they
put your bed back together. Yes, they put your couch
where you want it. They put everything together for you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I swear.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I was just like wow, I'm like, these guys are
so good. I feel like moving just to move so
I could have them again. I need to move to
the apartment next door.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Can you come over. That's a lot because moving sucks.
It does, and it's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Because Maxwell said to me, oh I'm moving, I said,
oh my gosh, let me introduce you to Ellie from
Piece of Cake. And that's how he got into Piece
of Cake.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And I introduced you to Pie. We're just look at me.
I'm not to move anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well, in case you had to move or you need
to move something to storage.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You've got Piece of Cake. Perfect. Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Now here's the thing though, somebody who has ADHD, how
long do you have to unpack those bins and return them?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So the pink bins, I believe, Maxwell said he has
a week to return. We get one. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Do you know what executive dysfunction is?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I know. Well that's why when I'm old man, I
had friends to help me unpack because for me, it
would have taken me months to unpack. But my friends
came over. We had any because I know, you know
what it is I wanted. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So the first time I moved, I remember when I
came into the city. My good friend Christy was so kind.
She goes, I'm gonna come over and let me tell
you something. I had to work that day. I was
at my other radio station. I got to tell you
I went to work. I came back to an apartment
like she unpacked and hung up all my clothes, even
put decals on the wall. She had like curtains up.
I was in a legit or like it looked like already.
(09:36):
Remember we were doing the pod way back when and
then COVID hit. Christy was the one that made us
those adorable tales of her contest masks.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Like before anybody was able to really purchase the masks
in the stores, she made us these beautiful custom made
masks and.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Her little sewing machine. She's person.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Speaking of Christy, I gotta say so, I had my
birthday party over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Thank you. She came with this tray of cupcakes that
she had made. They were so she made them, she
had someone make them.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh, how does she have no she had someone to
make these cupcakes. They are so extravagant. They looked like
they were picked out of a field of flowers.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Like it was beautiful, beautiful. She loves you. She's you
have your chosen family. Yeah, she's She's sister, She really is.
She's so incredible. I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Too, obviously, I feel like you guys are my chosen
family too. Oh my god, don't make me cry. I mean,
here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
We have been on hiatus for about five years, but
not personally.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Right, No, there's just been a lot of changes.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I think we've gotten closer in the last five years.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, the three of us.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You know, I mean, luckily, we've always still gotten to
see each other mostly on a daily basis for the
most part, you know. I mean except during the COVID
time when we would have to do everything over zoom.
But once we got back to the office, it was
like businesses.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I didn't really see you a lot when you were
at page six, right, because I was always leaving here
early and I show up late.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yea, that's not true. I'm always like five minutes ahead.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah, I know you are always on time, but I
was the one that was leaving like super early just
so I could get there on time. So it's like, yeah,
I feel like I only got to see.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You on Instagram for the most part.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
But I think you know what, a lot of people
don't know is that the two of you helped carry
me through probably one of the toughest times, which was
playing out in front of everyone, but no one saw it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Remember when.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I mean basically, like long story short, bought a house
with the expectation someone was going to be involved in
that house, right starting on New life, starting in New Life,
but also financially too. It put me in a really
weird spot. And I didn't get an explanation nothing. I
just got a I showed up and my you know,
before I moved, my superintendent told me that like that
was it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I got posted.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I got posted in the weirdest way, because normally that
happens when you're dating somebody and it's a new relationship.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
And I remember I was coming in I think I
was feeling in on the morning show. You were also
filling in on the morning show and before it was
officially yours, and I remember like us like just sitting
in here just being like.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What the actual.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Can we curse?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
What the actual fuck?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And and you know, just still like nobody had any idea.
I'm still actually in shock over that whole thing, because
you know, what sucks, and I don't want to say.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Too much because you know, I don't want to, you know,
say anything about anyone's character, but like, but the actual
fact that happened to me.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, no, you don't have to say it. I'll say
my my take on it. I just feel that at
the end of the day, if somebody wants to exit
a relationship, let's say, at least have a sit down
in a conversation over it. But the way that was handled,
in my opinion, it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Was just so it's such a it was such a
cowardly move coming home to your superintendent having to tell you,
and then all the cats were gone, like it was,
like you no explanation to this day still the level
of trauma. And yeah, never heard from him ever. Again
that's just ghosted all of his friends. And here's the thing,
things that I didn't realize that were going on at
the time, Like I was being taken advantage of right financially,
(13:13):
like the whole time. But when you're in something, you
don't see it until you're out of it because you
want to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
And I think that's really what's so important about this
podcast is just bringing awareness, Like you don't have to settle.
You can be happily single if it's not the right fit.
You can be happy in your own right.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Like I like what Kim Kardashian said recently, like the
longer you're single, the more comfortable you are. And I
kind of feel that way because now I've been single
for seven years. Guy prefer It said seven years.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
The fact is a lot of the times that I'm
not saying this with everyone because everyone's different, but a
lot of the times, and typically women will carry a
lot more of the emotional weight because emotional beings, we
are to regulate other people's emotions as well as our own.
And it's a lot like you came in here very
(14:08):
clearly stressed because you have a lot going on and
that's just your stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, right, and imagine anything else that's going on outside
of your stuff that you have to handle.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, ladies, let me tell Let me.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Tell you when you just have a little tiny cat
that follow or dog that follows you around, that adores.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You, is like, that is what my world is at
this time. He just lazy. Yes, you have to tell
everybody that you now have a cat. Oh, the fact
that I.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Was more devastated about the loss of the cats, I
think said a.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Lot at the time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
So two days later I was on Instagram and I
saw this call for urgent fosters needed, and I was like,
I'm moving in a week, but like, what the heck,
I need some cat cuddles. I fostered a little tiny
house panther and he was so skinny and underfed, like
he came off the streets of the Bronx, like he
was on the highway.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
He's from the Bronx, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It was a foster fail.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Two days later I adopted him in This little boy,
he just sits on my chest, He purs.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He knows like he loves you. He does.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I've never been so adored in my life, and I
wish that for everyone listening for you, guys, whether it
be human love, whether it be some.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Sort of pet, it could be friend love.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
As long as someone is adoring you for the amazing
person that you are.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, absolutely, And that's usually how.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
It happens too, because I remember when I was in
my last relationship, I didn't want to let go of those.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Dogs that what do I do my own dog? So
it's like the same thing.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, actually, and you know, it's like I can't do
anything without Nyla now, Like I love her so much,
and it's like it sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I think to myself, they're not going to be here forever.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I know, but you know what, you have so much
love in your heart and I don't know, I just
I feel so passionately about rescuing animals and providing them
the best life. There's something so rewarding about that. Yeah,
And I honestly think I think we're both please the
whole ex situation with you.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I think that we're all in a much better place. Yeah.
I know.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I feel the healthiest, I mean, despite my health issues,
mentally healthy.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah. And I feel like I feel and look the
best I ever have. We agent were first glass. Yes, yeah,
you know this is why they say, you know, having
someone sometimes really sucks the life and stress at you.
It's just that's what makes you so stressed out.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I forgot her Instagram handled. But there's a woman who
analyzes photos and videos of people in relationships. I next
time she pops up, I will share it and she
will say, this person is in a draining relationship. Look
at the before, look at the after, and you can
kind of see, it's not just about looks, it's about
having tired eyes.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's about just about your glow.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Your glow becomes you can see one of those people
in the relationship is an energy vampire.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
And if it's a heterosexual relationship, I'm sorry to say,
most of the time it's a man.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
A man sucking the life of a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
And it always happens.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Again, not all men. We don't we're not men eaters.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
But statistically speaking, statistically true, it is true.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Real quick, before I have to actually take over and
do my real.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Show, Astra doing a really cool event.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I guess that's part of a promotion with the morning
show that you're doing. Well, it's sort of something like,
it's this story that I found something happening here in
New York City.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's called the Feels.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And since we are all single, it's a new way
of dating apparently, so if you're tired of the apps,
which we all are, this is more of an immersive experience.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
So the way that they explain it is it's a
three hour experience.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You have guided meditation, you talk about your current feelings,
you do a body scan. There's eye gazing. You mean
by body scan like you're just like looking people up
and down. There's breathing exercises. It's all like taught by
these these women who have their master degrees. And then
they have touching involved and touching meaning holding hands, lugging. Wait,
(17:55):
you're gonna wear that to go get touched?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I mean, what's wrong with what I'm wearing today? You're
going going tonight? Yes, you should go tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I can't go tonight. I'm going to see the Christmas Spectacular.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh well, maybe let astro test it out.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Are going to show up just to like for the
touching portion.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, I'm curious because there are pictures that show people
laying on the floor, which I like. Yeah, and that's
part of the touching process.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I think it's going to be like, you know, how
you can feel people's energy, Like we're just talking about
energy suckers, so like you can kind of feel a
person's energy by being around them. You could tell if
a person has good good vibes, bad vibes.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Also, speaking of energy, I feel like now I am
so more in tune to that. I almost want to
go as like your little like carbon monocot bad.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Energy detector because I stay away from him.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh, go talk to him this one.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I'm a little fifty to fifty on, like, yeah, you
can sense a snake. Well, what's crazy is that producer
Anthony is going to be coming with me. Okay, well
he's not going to be the one that you're now.
He's not going to sense anything. He's gonna be He's
gonna want to be touched.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don't know judging how.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Holding hand, holding hands, hugging, maybe rubbing an arms, shoulder
to shoulder.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I don't know. Again, I've never done this, so we're
gonna have to. We'll do a little recap.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We'll do a recap on the next episode because it's
quite interesting. It's cultish.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Maybe not. May I sound like a hater?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
It actually sounds like a listen if I come back
with a husband, but tomorrow, guys.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm feeling the hate.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
But at the same time, I think that this is
a much better solution than the apps, because people just
go on the apps and lie, and people go on
the apps speak and they're married, right, and people like
people have bad intentions. It's like it's become basically doom scrolling, right.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I want the more in real life, you know conversation.
I want to feel your energy. I want to talk
to you and see what your personality is about. I
can't tell that it's one dimension. On an app you're
looking at a picture. They might have a bad photo
and you swipe because you're like ill, gross, But well
they might have been that could have been my husband
because the energy, the energy, right, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Feel it, you know, but you feel it. That's sad.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
With that energy, We're gonna leave you with some good
energy to get you through the rest of the day
or n whatever time. You're listening well throughout our socials,
which is I always forget, So.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'll start with mine. It's Astra on the air. I'm
Wendy Wild Radio.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
And I'm Danielle the Lillo.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm gonna there's a lot of l's there. You want
to no, I don't want to spell it.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
They'll find me through you if they can't find me.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Of course, we are tails over hottails.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And until next week.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Cheers.